1 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:02,135 -Good 2 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:02,335 -Good evening, 3 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:03,203 -Good evening, everybody, 4 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:06,039 -Good and welcome tobody, "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 5 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:10,176 On tonight's show -- slam dunk Wayne Brady, 6 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,946 home run Nyima Funk, 7 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:15,482 hole in one Colin Mochrie, 8 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:19,586 and muffed punt Ryan Stiles. 9 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:21,654 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 10 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,024 Let's make some stuff up. 11 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:27,027 -- Captions by VITAC -- 12 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,763 [ Cheers and applause ] 13 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:32,165 Hey, everybody, welcome! 14 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:35,101 Welcome to the show where everything is made up 15 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,037 and the points don't matter. 16 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,471 We've got a great show for you tonight, 17 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:42,108 so let's get started with a game we call "Let's Make A Date." 18 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:43,176 This is for all four of our performers, 19 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,413 so if you guys could come on down. 20 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:51,518 Now, Nyima is appearing on a dating kind of show, 21 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,819 and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan 22 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:54,921 are the contestants hoping to be picked by her, 23 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:57,590 but they're not the kind of people you would ever expect 24 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,026 or want to go on a date with. 25 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,529 Each of them has been given a very strange characteristic 26 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,264 or identity, and Nyima's going to question them 27 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:05,765 about their suitability for a date 28 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,168 and, in the process, try to establish who they are. 29 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:11,037 So, if you're all ready, Nyima, go make a date. 30 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,274 -Bachelor Number One, I love movies. 31 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:17,977 What movie would describe your life and why? 32 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,980 -Well, I believe it's very simple. 33 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:23,249 [ Laughter ] 34 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:29,155 Maybe, I don't know, maybe "Magic Mike" 35 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:33,893 or, depending on whom you ask, "The Longest Yard." 36 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,230 -Okay. -Ahh, ha, ha. 37 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,966 -Wow! 38 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:42,102 -I would love to take you out 39 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:45,738 and make you feel like a real woman should, 40 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,943 all with the power of this. 41 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:53,680 It's like Teflon. Squash! Look at that! 42 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,916 Yeah! 43 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,885 [ Cheers and applause ] 44 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:02,288 Ah! 45 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:05,425 Perfection, mm. 46 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,561 -Whew! That lucky chair. 47 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:09,929 Bachelor Number Two, 48 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,765 a lot of animal species have mating calls. 49 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,701 What would your mating call be? 50 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:20,140 -Ooh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep! 51 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,608 Well, I guess I'd just say, "Come and get it! 52 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,544 Come and get it," 53 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:25,745 but I don't have time for that sort of thing, 54 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:28,214 because I've got work to do. 55 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,583 [ Laughter ] 56 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:33,153 Oh, it looks like this one's been tapped dry. 57 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:37,790 [ Laughter ] 58 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,126 The mother lode! 59 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,963 I better get my mule. 60 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,533 Yee-ha-ha-ha! Ooh, ha-ha-ha-ha! 61 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:50,937 [ Laughter and applause ] 62 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,573 -Okay. Bachelor Number Three, 63 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:56,442 I really like guys that are adventurous. 64 00:02:56,476 --> 00:03:00,113 What is the most adventurous thing you've ever done? 65 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,315 -The most adventurous. 66 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:09,289 A trip through the jungle to worship the almighty one, 67 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,191 the god among us, 68 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,327 the almighty being, 69 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,496 the almighty one. 70 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,531 [ Laughter and applause ] 71 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,934 [ Humming "Conga" beat ] 72 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:25,271 [ Laughter and applause ] 73 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:36,249 [ Audience clapping rhythmically ] 74 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:49,629 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 75 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:53,700 Ahh, ohhhh. 76 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,869 Ahhhh. 77 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,505 -It's so nice that you brought your family with you. 78 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,207 [ Laughter ] 79 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,510 -Nobody wants what I've got to give. 80 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,680 It used to be, back in the day, that I pulled down these pants 81 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,450 and these chocolate hemispheres would open 82 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,485 and the sun would shine. 83 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:15,455 And sunlight would shoot right out of my ass 84 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:19,025 and bask the entire room in the glow, 85 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:21,327 and I would strip off and put on the oil, 86 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,862 and then they'd start playing the song 87 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:25,531 and I'd whip this and that.. 88 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,066 [ Laughter and applause ] 89 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,802 -Oh, oh! 90 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,738 -But nobody wants that. 91 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,440 Nobody wants that anymore. 92 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:41,047 -Colin, Colin, Colin, ha! Colin, Colin, Colin, ha! 93 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:45,685 Colin, Colin, Colin, ha! Colin, Colin, Colin, ha! 94 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:49,589 Colin, Colin, Colin, ha! Colin, Colin, Colin, ha! 95 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:53,860 [ Cheers and applause ] 96 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:57,897 I sacrifice myself for you, my master. 97 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,699 Aaaaaah! 98 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:03,436 -[ Laughing ] 99 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,872 -I was gonna pick him. 100 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:08,374 -Nyima, do you even dare to hazard a guess 101 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,510 at who these gentleman callers are? 102 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,046 -Well, I think that Bachelor Number One 103 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,782 is maybe an aging Ugandan stripper? 104 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,617 [ Laughter ] 105 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,352 -Yes, I will give that to you. [ Buzzer ] 106 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:21,921 You can have that one, yes. 107 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:25,992 Yes, not quite, but so much more interesting, yes. 108 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,260 -Man, I never thought of the strip club 109 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:30,830 as being regional and -- 110 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:33,132 -Colin, I thought that maybe you were one of those 111 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,735 looking for gold, you know, one of those gold miner guys. 112 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:37,270 -Yes! 113 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:39,072 -And you thought that gold was hidden in people's booty cracks? 114 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,073 -Yes! [ Buzzer ] 115 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,775 -Yes? -Yes. 116 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:46,713 -Now, I thought that 117 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:50,049 Ryan was some sort of a tribal sacrifice guy 118 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,018 who thought that Colin was his master. 119 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:56,122 -Wonderfully done! [ Buzzer ] 120 00:05:56,155 --> 00:06:00,460 [ Cheers and applause ] 121 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:04,797 -Thank you. I'm gonna go this way. 122 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:10,002 -So, 1,000 points to Ryan for clever use of strangers... 123 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,904 [ Laughter ] 124 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:15,742 ...and $1 to Wayne for your underpants for later. 125 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:16,809 -Yeah. 126 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:19,112 -For your sensational booty popping. 127 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,980 -Thank you. -Yes. Now we're going 128 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,782 to play a game called "Sound Effects." 129 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:24,417 This is a game for Ryan and Colin so, 130 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,219 guys, come on down. 131 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:27,787 We also need a volunteer, 132 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,422 two volunteers from the audience, 133 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:31,491 so I'm going to go and see who wants to volunteer. 134 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,626 Hi, how about you? Tell me your name. 135 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,395 -Elizabeth. -Elizabeth, you didn't volunteer 136 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,097 but I volunteered you. Come on! 137 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:42,034 Oh, oh, I'm coming for you. Tell me your name. 138 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,637 -Peggy. -Peggy. Come with me, Peggy. 139 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:47,907 This is going to be great. 140 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,442 Peggy and Elizabeth, right? 141 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:51,110 -Watch yourself. -Elizabeth? 142 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,045 -Okay. Here, that's for you. That's for you. 143 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,349 Okay, here is how this game works, okay? 144 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,518 Ryan and Colin are going to perform a scene 145 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,319 and, Elizabeth and Peggy, you're going to provide 146 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,655 the sound effects for the scene, but only when prompted. 147 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:04,390 So, watch the action and kind of leap in 148 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,260 when it seems like sounds should be made. 149 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,661 Elizabeth, you're going to do them for Colin. 150 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:10,329 Peggy, you're going to do them for Ryan. 151 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,965 And your scene is that Ryan and Colin, you're lumberjacks 152 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,101 and you're building a log cabin in a forest 153 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:16,502 teeming with wildlife. 154 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,304 And, as night falls, a radio report 155 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:21,507 tells of a dangerous escaped convict on the loose. 156 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,443 Take it away. 157 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,077 -Well, we've got a lot of wood to clear. 158 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,079 -A whole forest, my friend. -Yeah, we just got to start. 159 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,815 I'm going to use the old chainsaw. 160 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:29,982 -[ Imitates chainsaw ] 161 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,284 -It's self-starting, which is great. 162 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,052 -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! -It saves a lot -- What? 163 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,521 -You can't cut down that tree, there's a spotted owl up there. 164 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,056 -[ Hoots ] 165 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:38,090 -Oh, my God, you're right. 166 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,126 We should take that out before -- 167 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:42,862 -Let's take it out. -No, no, not that way. 168 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,964 -Lucky it's not loaded. -Yes. 169 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,500 -That was close. -Hey, I got a rope. 170 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:48,801 I'll lasso it. -Alright. 171 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,770 -[ Whooshing ] 172 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,738 [ Laughter ] -It didn't get up there. 173 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:55,041 It didn't get up there. -Oh. 174 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:59,045 Oh, I know, I got my old mating owl. 175 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:01,080 -Your mating owl call? -Mating owl call. 176 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:05,051 -[ Cuckoos ] 177 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:07,053 -Hey, it's dinnertime. -Oh! 178 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:09,188 -I didn't know until I heard your mating owl call. 179 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,390 -Hey, I'm just going to turn on the radio, 180 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,493 see if there's anything on there. 181 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,863 -Escaped convict on the loose! -What? 182 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:21,400 -I got the gist. -That's a very simple -- 183 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,470 They know their news, but the don't elaborate at all, do they? 184 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,472 -No. It's the two-word news station. 185 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,641 -Alright. Escaped convict? 186 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,876 -He could be around here anywhere. 187 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,477 -I suppose we'd better light a fire. 188 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,579 it's getting dark. 189 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,114 -Fssh. 190 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:37,850 Chh. 191 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:39,051 Pbbb. 192 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:42,555 -You alright? -I've just urinated on myself. 193 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,091 So sorry about that. Now the wood's wet. 194 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,993 -I know. Listen! -What? 195 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,928 -I think I hear something rustling. 196 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:52,098 -[ Imitates rustling ] 197 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,300 -Hard to say. 198 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:55,902 -I'm gonna get on the megaphone and tell the convict, 199 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:58,237 if he's out there, to beware of us. 200 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,439 -Hello! 201 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:03,042 -Whoa, hey, watch it, watch it. No, wait, wait. 202 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:04,343 Don't be that threatening. 203 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,846 -What? I'm starting off friendly. 204 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,781 -Alright, good. 205 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:13,119 Maybe when he's laughing, we can capture him. 206 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:16,122 I have the tranquilizer gun that I was using on all the animals. 207 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,823 -And the bear? Remember, you put out the bear with it. 208 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,293 Okay, I'll play the bugle. -Okay. 209 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,230 -A bugle's like a trumpet. -Yeah, I know. 210 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:27,133 -[ Imitates bugle ] 211 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,668 -Here he comes! He looks really mad! 212 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:29,969 -Shoot him! 213 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:30,970 -Tsss. 214 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,204 -It's a water gun! -A water gun. 215 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,006 -It's a water gun! 216 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,876 -It looks so real. -It's not going to do anything. 217 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,611 [ Laughter and applause ] 218 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,413 -I'll fashion a bow and arrow out of this tree. 219 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:41,981 -Alright, hurry up! 220 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,018 -Look how quickly and silently I do it. 221 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,653 [ Laughter ] 222 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,555 -Sproing! 223 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,191 -What is wrong with you? [ Buzzer ] 224 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,794 [ Cheers and applause ] 225 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:58,531 -Thank you. -Thank you. 226 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,066 -Thank you, guys. 227 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:04,003 Give it up one more time, Peggy and Elizabeth. 228 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,238 [ Cheers and applause ] 229 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,974 Don't go away. We'll be right back 230 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,276 with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 231 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:11,777 right after this. 232 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,552 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 233 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,087 the show where everything is made up 234 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,689 and the points matter none. 235 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,758 And now we're going to play a game called "Song Style." 236 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,259 In this game, Wayne's going to be making up a song, 237 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,061 assisted by Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 238 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,162 on piano and guitar. 239 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,631 So come on down, Wayne. 240 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,165 To inspire him, we're going to introduce 241 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,533 our star guest to you. 242 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,802 Please welcome Maggie Q! 243 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:40,106 [ Cheers and applause ] 244 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:44,477 -[ Laughs ] 245 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,979 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 246 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,415 Hi, gorgeous! -Hi, beautiful! 247 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,250 Okay, so Wayne, you're going to be singing a song 248 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,418 all about Maggie... -Thank you. 249 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:53,919 -...who is the star of this show 250 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,588 that's all about a badass assassin. 251 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,323 So the style you're going to be singing it in 252 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,058 is Broadway musical, and I thought that it would be 253 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:01,160 nice to have some people behind you to help you out. 254 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,561 So, Ryan, Colin, and Nyima, 255 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,698 come on down and join Wayne as backup dancers. 256 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:08,467 And what's going to happen? 257 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,569 As soon as you guys are ready. 258 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:15,107 [ Laughter ] 259 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,309 -Where's my hat? -You don't get no hat. 260 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:22,348 ♪♪ 261 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:26,152 -♪ There's a girl I know, I know, you see ♪ 262 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,889 ♪ It's Maggie ♪ 263 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:33,392 ♪ Pretty and dressed in black, you see ♪ 264 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:38,731 ♪ It's Maggie ♪ 265 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:44,437 ♪ I feel a certain way about you ♪ 266 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:50,943 ♪ Because it's not Maggie A, B, C, blah-blah-blah-blah, it's Q ♪ 267 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:54,447 [ Laughter ] 268 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,783 ♪ The first time I meet ya ♪ 269 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,087 ♪ It's as Nikita ♪ 270 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,722 ♪ Sneaking around ♪ 271 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,123 ♪ What the heck? ♪ 272 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:07,460 ♪ Kicking balls, chopping, and breaking a neck ♪ 273 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:11,263 ♪ Oh, she's the type of girl ♪ 274 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:14,967 ♪ That makes me a believer ♪ 275 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,070 ♪ And best of all, I'm a brother who's a lover ♪ 276 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,272 ♪ I've got Maggie fever ♪ 277 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,209 [ Laughter and applause ] 278 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,612 ♪ Oh, I'm a brother who's a lover ♪ 279 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:31,751 ♪ Oh, fever ♪ 280 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:34,520 [ Cheers and applause ] 281 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,922 -That was awesome! 282 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,658 -Ladies and gentlemen, Maggie Q. 283 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,894 -See you soon. -Yes. 284 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,431 [ Cheers and applause ] 285 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,566 Mm, we'll discuss that later. 286 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,001 [ Laughter ] Alright. 287 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,904 Now we're going to play a game called "Foreign Movie." 288 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:55,341 This is for all of our performers, so come on down. 289 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:58,077 Wayne and Nyima are going to act out a film, 290 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,613 and they're going to be speaking in a foreign language. 291 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,715 And as they're speaking in that foreign language, 292 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:05,084 Ryan is going to supply the translation for Nyima, 293 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,552 and, Colin, you're going to provide the translation 294 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:07,887 for Wayne, okay? 295 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,022 And the language that you're going to be speaking in 296 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,457 is Italian. 297 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,659 So, what we need from the audience is to make up 298 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,328 the title of an Italian film, an exciting Italian film. 299 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,496 What would you call it? 300 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,899 [ Shouting suggestions ] 301 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,668 "That's a Spicy Meatball," huh? 302 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,904 That's what I think you said, so that's what we're going with. 303 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,773 -I said, "Bella Meatball." -"Bella Meatball," okay. 304 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,975 The name of this movie we present to you now 305 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:34,914 is the Italian film classic, "Bella Meatball." 306 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,417 -[ Imitates can spraying ] 307 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:47,126 [ Speaking fake Italian ] 308 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,196 -I've got a beautiful meatball jewel. 309 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:55,234 -[ Speaking fake Italian ] 310 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,570 -This will go so well with your limp pasta. 311 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:02,007 -[ Speaking fake Italian ] 312 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,877 -I used to have a full purse, but then some guys took it. 313 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,912 [ Laughter ] 314 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:11,183 -[ Speaking fake Italian ] 315 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,585 -Too bad. 316 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,453 [ Laughter ] 317 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:18,390 -[ Speaking fake Italian ] 318 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,359 -Now that we finally have all the money we need, 319 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,361 we can be married and live the lovely life 320 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,930 that we hope we could have, perhaps have children one day, 321 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,600 perhaps enough for a college scholarship for all of them 322 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,869 so they can grow up and be doctors or maybe lawyers 323 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,770 or whatever they want to be that'll be happy. 324 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,506 Oh, it'll be so much fun. I love you. 325 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,009 [ Laughter and applause ] 326 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,712 -[ Speaking fake Italian ] 327 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:43,382 [ Vocalizes ] 328 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,117 -Pardon? 329 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:48,254 [ Laughter ] 330 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:52,825 -[ Speaking fake Italian ] 331 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,594 -Oh, the police! My suspender snapped. 332 00:14:55,628 --> 00:15:00,165 [ Laughter and applause ] 333 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,333 -Bella, bella. 334 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:04,403 -Good, good. 335 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:09,642 -[ Speaking fake Italian ] Vroom! 336 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:13,312 -This bra will support my breasts. 337 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:17,016 -[ Speaking fake Italian ] 338 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,550 -Come through here. We'll escape. 339 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,086 Up these stairs. 340 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,388 -[ Imitates breeze ] 341 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,656 -[ Imitates breeze ] 342 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,057 [ Laughter ] 343 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:32,131 -Oh, salmonella, Tetrazzini, 344 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:35,301 tryptophan. 345 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,470 -Oh, salmonella, Tetrazzini, tryptophan. 346 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:43,509 [ Laughter ] 347 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,711 -[ Speaking fake Italian ] 348 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,887 -I just want to tell you how much I feel about you, 349 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,956 through interpretative dance. 350 00:15:56,989 --> 00:16:01,226 [ Laughter ] 351 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,561 -Cara mia. 352 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:03,896 -Carry me. 353 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,998 [ Laughter ] 354 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,767 [ Cheers and applause ] 355 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,870 [ Buzzer ] 356 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,572 -You're gonna hurt this woman. 357 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:16,141 -She's very strong. 358 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,644 -Do not go away. We're going to be right back 359 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,946 with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 360 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,081 right after this. 361 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,655 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 362 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,390 the show where everything is made up 363 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,460 and the points don't matter. 364 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,762 Next up is a game called "Scenes From A Hat," 365 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,697 which is for all four performers. 366 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,832 So come on down. 367 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,333 Ryan and Colin, you're over there. 368 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,469 Wayne and Nyima, you're over here. 369 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,171 Before the show, we asked the audience to write down scenes 370 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,439 that they would like to see acted out 371 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:48,841 by our brilliant performers up here, 372 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,809 and I've got the suggestions in this hat. 373 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,311 I'm going to read them out. 374 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,346 We're going to see how many you guys can act out, alright? 375 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,714 Are you ready? -Mm-hmm. 376 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:59,985 -"If 'Sesame Street' characters appeared on other shows." 377 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,456 -[ As Elmo] Okay, Lieutenant, 378 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,359 I see it looks like we have a dead body. 379 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:08,927 [ Giggles ] 380 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,532 -I think you right. 381 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,600 [ Laughter ] 382 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,335 [ Buzzer ] 383 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:20,739 -[ As Ernie ] Hey, Dr. Phil. 384 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,474 Bert and I, we -- 385 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,976 we can't live in the same house anymore. 386 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,712 -[ As Bert ] The problem is that he doesn't like my pigeons. 387 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,213 -[ As Dr. Phil ] It's time to smell the roses 388 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,348 and eat a picnic. 389 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,416 [ Laughter ] 390 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,051 [ Buzzer ] 391 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,987 [ Laughter and applause ] 392 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,192 -I'm Oscar the Grouch. 393 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,162 -I'm Snuffleupagus. 394 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:46,065 -I'm Rosa. 395 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,666 -And I'm still Dr. Phil. 396 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:50,803 [ Laughter ] 397 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:54,940 [ Buzzer ] 398 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:59,211 -Weird things for your minister to say during your wedding. 399 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:05,017 -Amen. And I wish you both the happiest. 400 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,352 I'm kidding. Y'all, it's not going to work. 401 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,687 [ Laughter ] 402 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,757 [ Buzzer ] 403 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,560 -[ Whispers ] I'm not really a minister. 404 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,562 [ Laughter ] 405 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,666 [ Buzzer ] 406 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,768 -I now pronounce you man and wife. 407 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,870 You may all kiss the bride. Come on! 408 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,105 [ Laughter and applause ] 409 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,540 [ Buzzer ] 410 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,211 -Uh... 411 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,780 I'm sorry, I have oversized testicles. 412 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,482 [ Laughter and applause ] 413 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,751 [ Buzzer ] 414 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,588 -Tattoos that you don't want to discover 415 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,090 on a new partner's body. 416 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,695 -"Open at other end." 417 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:53,332 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 418 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:02,040 [ Laughter ] 419 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:09,014 -Let me just unbutton this shirt that starts on your pants. 420 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:12,050 Why is there a-a tattoo of your own face? 421 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,352 [ Laughter ] 422 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,888 -This is my ass. -What the? 423 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,489 Oh, my God, your breath. 424 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,792 [ Buzzer ] 425 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:25,497 -Ad slogans for trailer parks. 426 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,865 -Leave it anywhere. 427 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,433 [ Laughter ] 428 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,402 [ Buzzer ] 429 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:35,674 -Bring your cousin-wife and your double-wide. 430 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:39,745 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 431 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,613 -Hey, do you like tornadoes? 432 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:45,384 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 433 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,886 -Don't go away. We'll be right back with more 434 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,924 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 435 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,131 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 436 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,332 where the winner of tonight's show 437 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,100 is all four of you lovely people, 438 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,703 and as a reward, I'd like you to join our very special quest 439 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,105 Maggie Q and read the credits out as students 440 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:10,876 being taught martial arts moves by instructor Maggie. 441 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,211 -Ooh! -Thanks for watching. 442 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,080 Good night! 443 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,815 -We need to protect ourselves. 444 00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,985 You need to show us some moves so we can beat up Dan Patterson. 445 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,754 -Jimmy Mulville likes to touch me. Make me a fighter. 446 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,691 -What's this called? Anything? 447 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,326 -Isn't that a Geraldine Dowd? 448 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,827 -I think Geraldine is -- will teach you. 449 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,129 -I thought you had some special moves. 450 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,231 -Is there a crane move? 451 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,599 Do you know how to do the crane move? 452 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,467 -Show me how to punch. -Well, there's a Sidwell. 453 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,768 There's a Neil Sidwell. 454 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,570 -A Sidwell? That sounds like a dangerous maneuver. 455 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,638 -It is. -How does it go? 456 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,740 -It's straight up. -Oh, oh. 457 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,976 -And it's down. 458 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,944 [ Cheers and applause ]