1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:02,902 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:06,673 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:10,176 On tonight's show, burning up the dance floor, 4 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,778 Wayne Brady. 5 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:15,215 Cutting a rug, Gary Anthony Williams. 6 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:17,984 Twisting the night away, Colin Mochrie. 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:22,789 And watch him nae nae, it's Ryan Stiles. 8 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:24,391 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 9 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:26,092 Let's have some fun. 10 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:28,028 [ Applause ] 11 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,831 Hey, guys. Hi. 12 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,033 Hey everybody. 13 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,234 Welcome. 14 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:37,270 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 15 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:38,605 The show where everything's made up, 16 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:40,874 and the points don't matter one bit. 17 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:42,609 My friends, we have a great show for you tonight, 18 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:43,777 so let's get started right now, 19 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:45,745 with a game entitled "Hollywood Director." 20 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:48,214 This is for all four of our performers, 21 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,616 so come on down. 22 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:52,085 The way this works is Gary, Ryan, and Wayne are going to 23 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:55,021 be acting out a film scene, and Colin will be the director 24 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,356 who keeps giving the actors different notes 25 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,158 on how to improve the scene. 26 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,060 Now, the scene you'll be acting out is that, Ryan, 27 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,661 you are shoplifting in a supermarket 28 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,697 when you are caught by aggressive store detective Gary. 29 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,966 Suddenly, your skanky girlfriend, 30 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:11,171 Wayne, screeches in on a motorcycle to rescue you. 31 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:12,739 Alright. Take it away. 32 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,278 -Excuse me, sir. -Yes. 33 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,947 Couldn't help but notice you got something in your britches? 34 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:24,117 -Thank you very much. -No, no, no. 35 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,486 I don't mean anything legal in your britches. 36 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:28,988 Come over here, sir. Let me frisk you vigorously. 37 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,624 -Alrighty. 38 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:33,860 Oh! 39 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:35,328 -Uh-huh. -Okay. 40 00:01:35,361 --> 00:01:38,131 -Uh-huh. A small chocolate candy. 41 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,333 [ Laughter ] 42 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:42,502 -I can only fit small things in there. 43 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,938 [ Wayne making sounds of a motorcycle ] 44 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:45,972 -Screech. 45 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:47,740 It's okay, baby, I'm here. 46 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,242 -Oh, the skank. 47 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,444 [ Wayne making sound of baby crying ] 48 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:54,047 Shut up, little Jimmy Bob. 49 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,349 You better leave my man alone. 50 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:57,951 -We haven't got the money to get things, honey. 51 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,386 I'm shoving stuff down my pants. 52 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:03,156 -I'm afraid I'm going to have to take your husband 53 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:06,860 and little Jimmy Bob into the break room, and arrest them. 54 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:08,228 -No. 55 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:11,297 -Not an invisible gun. 56 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:14,400 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 57 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:15,802 Well, we're going to have to do that again. 58 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,904 So, for a short re-crap, 59 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:21,241 here's what I think you should do. 60 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:24,410 It needs a little energy. It needs a little hoomph. 61 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:27,947 You know what, do it like you're in a Tarantino movie. 62 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,149 -Mm-hm. -Quentin. 63 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,150 -Oh, that one. Okay. 64 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,618 [ Laughter ] 65 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,393 -You got something in your pants? 66 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:42,862 Why don't you check it out, and see? 67 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:46,199 -I'm going to shoot it out of your pants. 68 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:48,368 Oh, oh, oh. N-word, n-word, n-word. 69 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:50,103 [ Laughter ] 70 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:54,941 [ Wayne makes sound of motorcycle ] 71 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:55,942 -Hey, baby. 72 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:59,712 -Hey, you [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]. 73 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:02,282 -Cut, cut, cut, cut. Cut. 74 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,884 -But he -- -Cut. 75 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,853 -So, I guess I didn't have to say "n-word"? 76 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,822 -No, no, no. 77 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,724 No, but you know what, you gave me an idea. 78 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:12,926 Do it like Swedish porn. 79 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:13,960 -Oh. 80 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,262 [ Laughter ] 81 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,600 -Flurnty, flurnty, flurnty, flurnty. 82 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,602 Flurnty, flurnty, flurnty. 83 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,471 -Avarnt avarta garda var. 84 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,873 -Sturby turfin nerfy. 85 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:30,610 -Oh, the turfin skurfy. 86 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,011 [ Laughter ] 87 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,813 [ Wayne making sound of Swedish motorcycle ] 88 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:38,551 Afarty gardy but for ordy. 89 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,220 -Neeta [bleep]. 90 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,688 [ Laughter ] 91 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,022 -Cut. Cut. 92 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,958 Cut. 93 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:47,560 Just, before we're sued by the Muppets... 94 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:50,730 [ Laughter ] 95 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,867 ...let's try a whole different tack on this. 96 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,336 [ Laughter ] 97 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:00,373 Alright, do it like it's a Hollywood musical. 98 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,342 A big Hollywood musical. 99 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,110 Action. 100 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:10,083 -♪ So many things to put down my pants ♪ 101 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:16,155 -♪ So many ways to stop you from doing it ♪ 102 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:21,327 -♪ But if we work together, we can make it today ♪ 103 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:25,531 ♪ We can put stuff it down our pants every day ♪ 104 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:28,668 -♪ If you want to shoplift, you go right ahead ♪ 105 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:31,771 -Oh, oh, here comes the skank. 106 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:36,976 -♪ Skiggity skiggity skiggity skiggity skiggity skiggity ski ♪ 107 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,111 -♪ Him, there, fellas ♪ 108 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:39,812 ♪ What you been doing after dark? ♪ 109 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:44,117 ♪ I've got track marks over here and there's a stretch mark ♪ 110 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:47,153 [ Clapping ] 111 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:48,554 Buzzbee Barkley. 112 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:52,158 ♪ Oh, I'm a skank who loves her man ♪ 113 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:56,429 -♪ She is a skank who loves her man ♪ 114 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:57,597 [ Applause ] 115 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:01,467 [ Buzzer ] 116 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:02,869 -For a second, you made me think that 117 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:04,270 we actually had the jib. 118 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,542 -Well, that was sensational. It ended beautifully. 119 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:11,177 1,000 points for everybody. 120 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,645 Unfortunately, I'm going to have 121 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:15,915 to give them to you in Swedish krona, 122 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,784 and then, take half of them away and actually send them 123 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,087 to Sweden, in apologies for whatever that was. 124 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,722 -Flurky nurkin. 125 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:23,923 [ Laughter ] 126 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:26,693 -Mew de few hoo. 127 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:30,163 -And now, we come to a game entitled "Sound Effects." 128 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,464 This is a game for Ryan and Colin, 129 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,132 so, gentlemen, come on down. 130 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,901 We're also going to need the help of two volunteers from the audience. 131 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,336 We'll find those people now. 132 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,770 Let's go and do it. 133 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,272 Who's it going to be? 134 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:41,107 Hi, hi, hi. Tell me your name. 135 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,108 -Erica. -Erica. 136 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,577 Go on down the stage, Erica. 137 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:45,878 Who else? Who else? Who else? 138 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,413 Oh, no, I'm coming to you. 139 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:48,414 Tell me your name. 140 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,717 -Luvia. -Luvia, come on down. 141 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,953 [ Applause ] 142 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:56,289 Come on down. 143 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:58,091 Luvia, take that for me. 144 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,092 Okay. 145 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:00,693 So, the way that this game works 146 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,495 is that Ryan and Colin are going to perform a scene, 147 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,897 and Erica and Luvia are going to provide the sound effects, 148 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,232 but only when prompted, okay? 149 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:08,601 So, Erica, you'll provide the sound effects for Colin. 150 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:11,537 Luvia, you'll provide the sound effects for Ryan. 151 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:14,040 And here is the scene that you'll be acting out -- 152 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:16,709 Ryan and Colin, you are FBI agents in New York 153 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,746 who hear on the radio that Godzilla and King Kong 154 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:20,847 are attacking the city. 155 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,382 And whatever will you do? 156 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:25,752 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 157 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:27,453 -Nobody's come out of the residence for hours. 158 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:28,621 -Anything happen? -No. 159 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:31,157 Helicopter went over a few minutes ago. 160 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,225 It was a while ago. 161 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:33,760 [ Laughter ] 162 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,161 I don't think it's coming back. 163 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,195 -Alright. 164 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,563 Well, I just got to turn on the radio. 165 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:38,931 See if anything's happening. 166 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:42,335 [ Luvia singing notes ] 167 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:45,171 Uh, new wave music. I love it. 168 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:48,674 -Oh, I'll put it on the news, see if there's any bulletins. 169 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,444 -And Donald Trump is leading in the polls for the Republican -- 170 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:54,147 -Oh, my God! 171 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:57,450 There's a monster on the loose! 172 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:58,584 No, no, no. 173 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,153 -Don't. Stop it. -No, no, no. 174 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,621 [ Laughter ] 175 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:02,789 Oh, my God. Look out the window. 176 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,524 -Oh, my God. 177 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,392 -Godzilla. 178 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,528 [Erica making monster sound] 179 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,997 He's not as big as I thought he was going to be. 180 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,533 -Oh, look, right next to him. 181 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,868 -Donald Trump. 182 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:18,104 -It's King Kong. -Oh, my God, it is? 183 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:21,374 [Luvia making monster sound] 184 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:22,375 It's spitting at us. 185 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:23,910 [ Laughter ] 186 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:24,977 -Hey, let's go out in the street. 187 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:25,978 Maybe we can find some way to stop them. 188 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,346 -Okay. Let's take the elevator. 189 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,514 [ Ding dong ] 190 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:29,982 [ Laughter ] 191 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,017 Sorry. I was looking for the elevator. 192 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,285 I'm sorry. 193 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,519 -Let's take the stairs. 194 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,356 -Whee. Whee. 195 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,660 -I love a stairway that has muzak. 196 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:42,128 -Alright. Here we are. 197 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:44,163 Oh, it looks like the cops are already here. 198 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,364 -Doing nothing. 199 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,766 Just standing around. 200 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,001 Oh, there, a British cop. 201 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,604 -They're not going to help. Put your jetpack on. 202 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:55,475 We'll fly around them, and we'll drop things around them. 203 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,510 [ Sounds of whirring ] 204 00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:59,946 -Mine has a water pick. 205 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,881 -Mine's got a blade. 206 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,116 Does nobody know what a jetpack is anymore? 207 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,284 [ Laughter ] 208 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,285 -Whee. 209 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,520 -Alright. They're right below us. 210 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:08,855 Uh-oh. -What? 211 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,423 -Mine stopped. 212 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:13,960 Oh, it's back. It's back. It's okay. 213 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:19,131 -I'm going to fly through the ear, and go to the other side. 214 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,234 -Of who? 215 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:22,568 -Either way. It's not going to work. 216 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,437 [ Laughter ] 217 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,372 -I suggest Donald Trump. You'll get through quicker. 218 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:28,841 [ Laughter ] 219 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,745 -Okay, I'm on the side of Godzilla's head. 220 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:33,746 -Okay. 221 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:34,814 -I'm going to twist his ear. 222 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:39,218 He's impervious to pain. 223 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,286 -You know what, they're not as tall 224 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:41,754 as I thought they were going to be. 225 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:44,123 We could take these guys right now with just our bare hands. 226 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:45,958 -Alright. I'll take Godzilla. You take King Kong. 227 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,326 -Alright. And then, I'm getting Trump. 228 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,362 -Alright. 229 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:50,496 [ Sound effect of an explosion ] 230 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,931 Oh, his head just exploded. 231 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,132 [ Laughter ] 232 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:54,967 -Wait a minute, these are the balloons 233 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,302 from the Macy's Day Parade. 234 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:57,570 [ Laughter ] 235 00:08:57,603 --> 00:09:00,106 -We better blow them back up. 236 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:01,207 [ Sound of blowing air ] 237 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,375 -Oh, no. Trump's real. 238 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:03,409 [ Laughter ] 239 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:05,444 [ Buzzer ] 240 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,647 [ Applause ] 241 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,048 -Thank you. 242 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:12,552 Erica and Luvia, thank you, ladies. 243 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:13,719 Thank you. 244 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:16,055 [ Applause ] 245 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,391 Hey, join me after this break for more "Whose Line." 246 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:20,493 We've got lots for you right after these messages. 247 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:21,527 Stay tuned. 248 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:28,434 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 249 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:33,205 And it is time to play a game entitled "Scenes from a Hat." 250 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,275 This is for all four of our performers. 251 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,743 Ryan and Colin are over there. 252 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:38,945 Wayne and Gary are here. 253 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,614 Now, before the show, we asked our audience 254 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:43,983 to write down some scenes they'd like to see acted out 255 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:45,318 by our gentlemen players. 256 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:47,019 And I have those suggestions in my hat right here. 257 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,287 I'm going to read them out. We're going to see 258 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,790 what our performers can do with these ideas. 259 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:53,726 And so, if you're ready, gentlemen, here we go. 260 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:57,330 "Bad names for shampoo." 261 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:58,331 -Hm. 262 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,733 Try a little of this Glue. 263 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,234 [ Buzzer ] 264 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,638 [ Laughter ] 265 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:07,740 Nice. It smells good. 266 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,078 -Hey. 267 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:15,748 I'm TV's Wayne Brady. I use Bald as Hell. 268 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,016 [ Buzzer ] 269 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,751 [ Laughter ] 270 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:22,888 Bald as Hell. 271 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:26,926 -Hm. 272 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,794 I can't Believe It's Not Butter. 273 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,464 [ Laughter ] 274 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:32,832 [ Buzzer ] 275 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:37,036 [ Laughter ] 276 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,371 -Mm. 277 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:42,808 New for Down There-zees. 278 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:45,544 And new Down There-zees for your merkin. 279 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,979 [ Buzzer ] 280 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:53,185 -"Inappropriate times to use a weird voice." 281 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,624 -Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 282 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,593 [ Buzzer ] 283 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:04,730 [ Laughter ] 284 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,365 -Baby... -Yeah. 285 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,769 -...I'm so excited that you finally -- 286 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,904 you know, we're going to get close. 287 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:13,539 -[High-pitched voice] Touch my boobly-wooblies. 288 00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:15,307 [ Laughter ] 289 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,709 Boobly-woobly. Boobly-woobly. 290 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:20,246 [ High gibberish sounds ] 291 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,847 Ooh, lady boner. 292 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,883 [ Laughter ] 293 00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,955 [ In deep voice ] We represent the Lollipop Guild. 294 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,824 [ Laughter ] 295 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:32,892 [In higher-pitch voice] I'm sorry. 296 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:33,959 I'm just kidding. I love that voice. 297 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,528 [ Buzzer ] 298 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,431 -Peter, come. 299 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,566 Walk with me. 300 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,768 [In high-pitch voice] Somebody's going to betray me. 301 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,136 [ Laughter ] 302 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,377 -The Wacky Bible. 303 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,478 -Alright. Here we go. 304 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:56,382 "Lines from the world's worst songs." 305 00:11:56,415 --> 00:12:01,253 -♪ No one's going to kiss you like your mother ♪ 306 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,689 ♪ No one's going to hold you like your mother ♪ 307 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,724 [ Buzzer ] 308 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,158 [ Laughter ] 309 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,665 -♪ Carpet ♪ 310 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,600 ♪ Desk ♪ 311 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,936 ♪ Sky-y-y ♪ 312 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,071 ♪ Look at me point at things, and name them ♪ 313 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,107 ♪ Cam-e-ra ♪ 314 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,142 ♪ Two guys there ♪ 315 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,977 ♪ One guy there ♪ 316 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,512 ♪ Hey, no hair ♪ 317 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,013 [ Buzzer ] 318 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,786 -♪ I see you there ♪ 319 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,921 ♪ But you don't see me ♪ 320 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:40,426 ♪ Because I'm protected by these trees ♪ 321 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:44,497 ♪ In my mind, I've imagined what a life would be like ♪ 322 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:48,100 ♪ You and I together, our kid on a bike ♪ 323 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,969 ♪ You and me at Thanksgiving ♪ 324 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:53,539 ♪ Who will cut the turkey? ♪ 325 00:12:53,572 --> 00:13:00,913 ♪ But will it ever be, 'cause I'm stalking you ♪ 326 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,014 [ Applause ] 327 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,482 -♪ I see you there ♪ 328 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,785 ♪ You don't think that I see you ♪ 329 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:09,188 ♪ But I've wanted this all of the while ♪ 330 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,792 ♪ I know you're watching at night when I undress ♪ 331 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,861 ♪ With my inscrutable smile ♪ 332 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:20,432 ♪ I'm stalking the stalker who's now stalking me ♪ 333 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,834 -♪ He's stalking the stalker who's now stalking ♪ 334 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:25,571 -♪ There's two more people ♪ 335 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,106 [ Buzzer ] 336 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:33,045 -"What Aisha is thinking right now." 337 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:39,218 -"I mean, Wayne's all right, but that Gary, ooh." 338 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:42,655 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 339 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,057 The darker the chocolate, the sweeter. 340 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,292 Mmm. 341 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,327 [ Laughter ] 342 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:54,033 -I wonder if they sell ones you plug in. 343 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:57,069 [ Laughter ] 344 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:58,904 [ Buzzer ] 345 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,639 -Don't go anywhere, everybody, 346 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,774 because we're going to be back with more 347 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,143 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 348 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,211 Stay where you are. 349 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,350 -Hey, everybody. 350 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,519 Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 351 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,754 We're going to keep the fun going, now, with a game called 352 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,022 "Greatest Hits." 353 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,657 This is a game for all four of our performers, 354 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,292 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 355 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,194 on piano and guitar. 356 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,395 Come on down, boys. 357 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,763 The way this game works is that 358 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,466 Ryan and Colin are two television voiceover performers 359 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,368 talking about the latest compilation album. 360 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,136 And Wayne and Gary are going to sing snippets 361 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,972 of the songs on that album. 362 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,241 And what I need is a suggestion from the audience. 363 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:38,544 I need the suggestion of someone they might be rescued by. 364 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,679 [ Audience yelling suggestions ] 365 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,548 Uh...a firefighter. 366 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,083 How about that? Alright. 367 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,584 So, the name of this album is entitled 368 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,152 "Songs of the Firefighter." 369 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,654 Gentlemen, take it away. 370 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,656 -We'll be right back to our documentary 371 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:53,459 about nearsighted dairy farmers -- 372 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:56,295 "Utter Chaos" -- in just a second. 373 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,696 But first, have we got a deal for you. 374 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,565 -Do you smell something burnin'? 375 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:02,301 [ Sniffing ] 376 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,036 [ Laughter ] 377 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,538 -I don't have the nose for it. 378 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,375 -I think it's a CD selection, because it's so hot. 379 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,344 [ Laughter ] 380 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,712 You know what I think -- 381 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,581 -I have four degrees. -Yeah, he does. 382 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,750 [ Laughter ] Because he's so hot. 383 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:21,320 [ Laughter ] 384 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,522 -Anyway, I'm a big Cajun fan. 385 00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:24,790 -Really? -I love Cajun. 386 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,058 -Ooh. -Oh, it's such -- 387 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,527 I love -- I don't understand what they're saying, 388 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,629 but I love the intensity of it. 389 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,532 -Oh, yeah. Yeah. 390 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:34,934 They're intense people. 391 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,102 They're, like, running away from alligators, and stuff. 392 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,872 It's a horrible, horrible place. 393 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,273 -What do you think you're talking about? 394 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,342 [ Laughter ] 395 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,946 -Cajuns, moonshine, gators. 396 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,480 -You thinking of the Beverly Hillbillies? 397 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:49,748 -Oh. I was. I'm sorry. 398 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,050 -Alright. -I was thinking that. 399 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,386 -Well, just sit back, and listen to this great Cajun song, 400 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,889 "That Wasn't Blackened a Second Ago." 401 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,157 ♪♪ 402 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,092 -♪ A-hee, child ♪ 403 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,327 ♪ A-hee ♪ 404 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,028 -I guarantee. -I guarantee. 405 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,164 -Hey, look at that over there. -What's that over there, mon? 406 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:08,067 -What it look like right now? -I don't know. 407 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,803 -♪ Now, see, that there thing ♪ 408 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,739 ♪ Didn't look so dark just a minute ago ♪ 409 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,207 -No, no. 410 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,778 -♪ Not so dark, and not so cooked just a second ago ♪ 411 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,881 -♪ That dark thing used to be so much lighter ♪ 412 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,917 ♪ Like five minutes ago ♪ 413 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:30,122 ♪ How it got so blackened, man, I tell you, I don't know ♪ 414 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,423 -♪ Blacken it ♪ -♪ Blacken it ♪ 415 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,758 -♪ Blacken it ♪ -♪ Blacken it ♪ 416 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,760 -♪ Go ahead, and grab it, and blacken it ♪ 417 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,061 -Yeah. -♪ I'm attackin' it ♪ 418 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,830 -♪ Blacken it ♪ -♪ And smackin' it ♪ 419 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:40,065 ♪ Everybody, let's go and blacken it ♪ 420 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:44,670 -♪ I used to date a White, White girl many years from now ♪ 421 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,871 -♪ Tell about it ♪ 422 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,873 -♪ Her parents did not appreciate it ♪ 423 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,708 ♪ Man, I can't tell you how ♪ 424 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,843 -♪ Okay ♪ 425 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,078 -♪ But one night when we made sweet love ♪ 426 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,813 ♪ Don't you know, I could not quit ♪ 427 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,215 -♪ Say what, now ♪ 428 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,050 -♪ The next day, her daddy came in, and said ♪ 429 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,718 ♪ "Oh, boy, you done blackened it." ♪ 430 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,820 -♪ Oh, we blackened it ♪ 431 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,155 ♪ We blackened it ♪ 432 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,657 ♪ I'm attackin' it, splackin' it, jackin' it ♪ 433 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,192 ♪ I'm blackened it ♪ 434 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,460 ♪ Blackened it ♪ 435 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,996 ♪ I'm attackin' it, smackin' it, and stacking it ♪ 436 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,065 ♪ It's blackened it ♪ 437 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,434 [ Applause ] 438 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:20,372 -That is a lovely, lovely song. 439 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,673 -They just don't write them like that anymore. 440 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,674 -Oh, no, they don't. 441 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,809 You know, Col? -Yeah? 442 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,377 -I travel all over this country of ours. 443 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,578 -Pfft. 444 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,313 [ Laughter ] 445 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,949 -And this is a style that's named after our country, 446 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,018 a county ballad. 447 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,988 It's country music, and yet, it's a ballad. 448 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,356 -Yeah, I'm following you so far. 449 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,724 -You are? 450 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,225 -Yeah, it's not a fast, slick road that you're going. 451 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,260 I got it. 452 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:42,394 [ Laughter ] 453 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,229 -So, when I think to myself country ballads, 454 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,265 and I think to myself firefighters -- 455 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,900 and they go together like cheese and pie... 456 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,301 -Mm-hm. 457 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:53,372 -...I think of that country ballad hit, "I Smell Smoke." 458 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,841 ♪♪ 459 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,409 -It's a beautiful day, Jim. 460 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,977 -It is, Buddy. 461 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,046 -Too beautiful, some might say. 462 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,884 -♪ Oh, I heard that your girlfriend ♪ 463 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,521 ♪ Left you just the other night ♪ 464 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,890 ♪ Because she heard you was cheating ♪ 465 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,760 ♪ And you wasn't treating her right ♪ 466 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,396 ♪ She took all your stuff out your closet ♪ 467 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,165 ♪ And the moose head you keep on the wall ♪ 468 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,935 ♪ And she went, and she got some propane ♪ 469 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,471 ♪ And she burned it right in the hall. ♪ 470 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,805 ♪ I smell smoke ♪ 471 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,408 -♪ I smell smoke ♪ -♪ I smell smoke ♪ 472 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,143 -♪ I do, too ♪ 473 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,712 -♪ And that smoke smells an awful lot ♪ 474 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,482 ♪ Like your crap going up in flames ♪ 475 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:42,754 -♪ In flames ♪ 476 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:47,893 ♪ I couldn't believe it when I woke that other day ♪ 477 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:50,295 ♪ Nothing that I ever owned ♪ 478 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,398 ♪ Was still where it was the day before ♪ 479 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,034 ♪ Nothing that I ever had ♪ 480 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,871 ♪ It all was out in the trash ♪ 481 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,540 ♪ The only remnants of my past life ♪ 482 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,575 ♪ Was just a pile of ash ♪ 483 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,277 ♪ And I smell smoke ♪ 484 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,512 -♪ I smell smoke ♪ 485 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,348 -♪ It's a-burning my nose hairs ♪ 486 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,782 ♪ I smell smoke ♪ 487 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,184 -♪ I smell smoke ♪ 488 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,653 -♪ And all the things that I loved ain't there ♪ 489 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,255 ♪ But I smell smoke ♪ 490 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,956 -♪ You'll smell smoke ♪♪ 491 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,526 ♪ Because you did her wrong ♪ 492 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:25,564 ♪ And now, every possession that you had in the world is gone ♪ 493 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:31,136 ♪ She pulled an Angela Bassett on you, and your stuff is gone ♪ 494 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,740 -♪ Even though I blackened her really good, my stuff is gone ♪ 495 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:42,080 -♪ It's gone ♪ 496 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,050 [ Applause ] 497 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,853 [ Buzzer ] 498 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,454 [ Applause ] 499 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,024 -Find out who won our show after this short break. 500 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,526 There's more "Whose Line" coming after these messages. 501 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,561 Stick around. 502 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,201 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 503 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,203 That is the end of our show. 504 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,938 Tonight's winners are all four of you lovely gentlemen. 505 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,507 So, I'd like you to read out the credits as if you're all members 506 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:12,044 of the world's most disgusting family at dinnertime. 507 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,045 Thanks for watching, everybody. 508 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,079 Goodnight. 509 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:18,617 ♪♪ 510 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:23,121 ♪♪ 511 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:27,292 -Is this from the Mark Leveson Book of Crap recipes? 512 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:30,762 What's the matter, Gerald? 513 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,533 -Neil told me to eat this, and I'm going to eat it. 514 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,101 -Pass the salt, please? 515 00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:37,236 -Achoo. 516 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,804 Achoo. Achoo. 517 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,839 -Y'all want some butter? 518 00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,074 -Yeah. 519 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:44,076 [ Applause ] 520 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,982 -- Captions by VITAC --