1 00:00:01,634 --> 00:00:01,768 -Good 2 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:01,968 -Good evening 3 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:03,303 -Good evening everybody 4 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:07,073 -Goodand welcome tobody "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" 5 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:08,742 On tonight's show -- 6 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:12,345 blowing kisses, Wayne Brady, 7 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:15,548 pucker up, Jonathan Mangum, 8 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:18,518 give me a smooch, Colin Mochrie, 9 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:24,157 and, ew, tongue -- it's Ryan Stiles. 10 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:28,028 And I am Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up! 11 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:29,662 [ Cheers and applause ] 12 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,499 Oh, oh, oh! 13 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:37,003 Welcome, my friends, to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 14 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,438 the show where everything is made up 15 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:40,740 and the points do not matter at all. 16 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,809 We have a sensational show for you tonight, 17 00:00:42,842 --> 00:00:44,844 and we are gonna get started with a game right now 18 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,047 that is entitled, "Let's Make a Date." 19 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,715 This is for all of our performers, 20 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:50,550 so come on down. 21 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:53,386 Jonathan is appearing on a dating show. 22 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,722 Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are the contestants who are praying 23 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:59,459 he will pick them and end their lives of lonely isolation. 24 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:00,493 Each of them's been given 25 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,562 a specific characteristic or identity, 26 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:04,464 and what Jonathan's gonna do is question them 27 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:06,066 about their suitability for a date, 28 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:07,300 and in the process, try to figure out 29 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:09,102 what the heck is going on. 30 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:10,570 So, if you are all ready, 31 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,005 Jonathan, whenever you are ready, 32 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:13,473 go make yourself a date. 33 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:15,675 -[ Scandinavian Accent ] Hello, bachelors, my name is Hilda. 34 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:18,912 I am 45 and from the Europes. 35 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,548 Bachelor number one, my father always said to me, 36 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,149 "Don't run with the scissor." 37 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,952 What is some advice you can give that your father gave to you? 38 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:31,658 [ Laughter ] 39 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:35,395 -[ Cuban accent ] My father always told me, he said that, 40 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:38,331 "Don't -- don't let nobody take advantage of you, no." 41 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:40,934 Reeeeow! 42 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,602 [ Laughter ] 43 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:45,071 "'Cause if somebody's got to be the boss, 44 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,873 you got to be the boss." 45 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:48,408 Rowr, rowr, rowr, rowr, rowr, rowr. 46 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,111 [ Mimics gunshot ] 47 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:54,080 Shut uuuuuuup! 48 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,383 I'm talkin' to him! 49 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,453 Now, go on. I got to lick myself. 50 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:03,423 [ Laughter ] 51 00:02:05,024 --> 00:02:07,494 -I have never been so turned on and scared in my whole life 52 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:08,795 at the same time. 53 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:10,597 Bachelor number two, 54 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:14,134 what is a book you would write for me to show that you love me? 55 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:16,569 -Hmm. 56 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,038 [ Laughter ] 57 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:22,008 [ Squawking ] 58 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:26,079 -[ Screeches ] 59 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:28,481 -[ Squawks ] 60 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,551 Polly want a crack ho! Polly want a crack ho! 61 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:34,220 [ Laughter ] 62 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,960 [ Grunting ] 63 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,829 [ Blows raspberry ] 64 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:45,765 [ Laughter ] 65 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,338 -Thank you, bachelor. 66 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:55,108 No longer am I turned on. 67 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:57,911 Bachelor number Ryan, tell me -- 68 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,280 I like to go on long walks on the beach. 69 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,782 What places would you take me to walks and all? 70 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:06,653 -Oh, the walk, I don't do much walking anymore. 71 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,623 I just like around the trailer and take care of the kids. 72 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:14,127 I got one here tonight. My daughter's with me tonight. 73 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:18,998 Oh, yeah, my daughter Chelsea came down to see the show. 74 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,668 Right. Oh, she's got her father's looks. 75 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,137 She's a looker, all right. 76 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:27,707 This is my daughter right here. That's right. 77 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,610 And her boyf-- she's got a new boyfriend? 78 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,645 [ Laughter ] 79 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,048 Hey, baby, how are you? 80 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:36,883 [ Cheers and applause ] 81 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,351 Hey, I didn't say to touch me. 82 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,453 Touch me up here if you're gonna touch. 83 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,522 Not on my tummy. Not on my stomach. 84 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,357 What the hell are you doing?! 85 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,092 [ Laughter ] 86 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:48,728 Oh, God! Oh, God, no. 87 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:51,631 [ Laughter ] 88 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,706 -Oh, yeah, papi. 89 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,208 Vieni qui. Vieni qui. 90 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,911 -[ Squawks ] 91 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:09,649 -Maybe you don't speak, uh, gato, eh? 92 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:10,984 Huh? 93 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,686 But I'll tell you one more thing, okay? 94 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:18,691 If you take-a my catnip again, papi, 95 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:22,328 I will claw your eyes out. 96 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:26,666 Who runs Miami? Who runs Miami?! 97 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:28,067 Do you no speak? 98 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,270 [ Laughter ] 99 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:32,605 Oh, that's right. I got your tongue. 100 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:37,277 [ Laughter and cheering ] 101 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:40,780 [ Mimic engine revving and tires screeching ] 102 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,917 -Damn. My water broke. 103 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,553 [ Laughter ] 104 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,661 Agh. 105 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:57,664 [ Laughter ] 106 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,072 You're looking at the ass. Turn it around. 107 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:07,707 -Oh, yes. 108 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,842 I wondered why it looked so much like you. 109 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:13,946 [ Audience oohs ] 110 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:18,718 [ Laughter and applause ] 111 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,620 Would you like to take a guess? 112 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:24,157 -Wayne was a Cuban cat. -Yes. 113 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,092 -A Scarface gato. -Yes! 114 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:29,028 [ Buzzer ] 115 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:33,166 -You were a perverted, horny chicken bird. 116 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:34,467 [ Laughter ] 117 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,670 -Almost all of that was right. What kind of bird talks? 118 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,639 -A parrot! A perverted parrot. [ Buzzer ] 119 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,774 -"A talkative bird." -Sorry. 120 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,710 -And Ryan was? 121 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,945 -Ryan was playing himself in a year and a half? 122 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:49,649 [ Laughter ] 123 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:52,452 -Well, so he was giving birth, so that would make him a...? 124 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:53,920 -He was a bad mother. 125 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,555 -[ Laughs ] Shut your mouth. 126 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,257 [ Buzzer ] 127 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,493 [ Cheers and applause ] 128 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:05,465 -Points to everybody for delightful, delightful work 129 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:06,799 in every way, 130 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,101 and points to that guy 131 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,136 for the therapy he's gonna need for later. 132 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:12,405 [ Cheers and applause ] 133 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,943 -All right, next up is a game entitled "News Flash." 134 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:19,746 This is for all four of you, so come on down. 135 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,247 Ryan, Wayne, and Jonathan are gonna be 136 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,548 three news anchors in the studio. 137 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,783 Colin's gonna be in the field as a reporter 138 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:25,318 covering a breaking news story. 139 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:26,853 He's not gonna know what the news story is 140 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,454 because he's standing in front of a blank screen 141 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:30,256 like you're a weather man on your local news. 142 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:32,558 But by the magic of television, Ryan, Wayne, Jonathan, 143 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:35,261 and all the rest of us will see that news story projected 144 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:38,164 on our televisions screens, and the challenge for Colin 145 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,133 is figuring out what the heck is going on. 146 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,667 So whenever you guys are ready, 147 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:44,137 over to Ryan, Wayne, and Jonathan in the studio. 148 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,272 -Oh, special bulletin. We have a special report. 149 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:48,641 We go out to our reported in the field, Colin Mochrie. 150 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:49,742 Colin, can you hear us? 151 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,344 -I can hear you! 152 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:54,647 Can you hear me over the roar of what is happening behind me? 153 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,315 [ Laughter ] 154 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:59,185 -Colin, how can you stand being there right now? 155 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:03,523 -Well, I'm part of...this. 156 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:04,924 [ Laughter ] 157 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:07,660 I'm a journalist, and it is my duty 158 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:10,630 to report on what is going on. 159 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,499 -I would suggest you don't leave any pizza lying around. 160 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:17,203 [ Laughter ] 161 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:18,838 -Do you feel like, with this story, 162 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:22,275 you're running around in a maze? 163 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,210 -No. 164 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:27,046 I feel pretty grounded. I have been here for five hours, 165 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:29,148 making sure I catch everything that goes this way. 166 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,618 -Well, it looks like you're plagued with news stories there. 167 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:33,853 -I am. -Oh! 168 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,588 -Oh, no! Did you see that? 169 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,558 [ Laughter ] 170 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,493 -Oh! 171 00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:42,762 -Colin, do you find a story like this beneath you 172 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,096 and somewhat cheesy? 173 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,698 -I absolutely do. 174 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:46,866 [ Laughter ] 175 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,434 -It's true that, uh... 176 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,635 [ Audience gasps ] 177 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,138 -Hey, you stop that! 178 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:53,406 [ Laughter ] 179 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:57,043 -Oh, no! Oh, babies. Oh. 180 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,277 [ Buzzer ] 181 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,913 -Colin, would you like to guess what this is? 182 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,015 -I would say its various rats. 183 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,283 -Yeah! 184 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,787 [ Buzzer ] 185 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,589 Well done. 186 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:10,857 [ Cheers and applause ] 187 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:11,958 Hey, hey, don't move. 188 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,192 We're gonna take a short break. 189 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,427 We'll be back with more "Whose Line" 190 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:15,528 right after these messages! 191 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:16,562 Stick around. 192 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,134 [ Cheers and applause ] 193 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,337 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 194 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,571 And we're gonna keep things rolling now 195 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,206 with a game entitled "Dubbing." 196 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,208 This is a game for Wayne, Ryan, and Colin, 197 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,877 so come on down. 198 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,812 In this game, we're also gonna involve our star guest, 199 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,848 so please welcome the lovely Kearran Giovanni! 200 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:39,018 Kearran Giovanni! 201 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:41,187 Kearran Giovanni, yay! 202 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,922 -What? What? Really? Hi! 203 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:46,125 -All right, the way that this works is that Ryan and Colin 204 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:47,426 are gonna act out a scene with Kearran, 205 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,029 but she won't actually use her own voice. 206 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,597 Your lines are gonna be provided by Wayne, 207 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:53,199 and you're just gonna move your lips when he talks 208 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:54,867 and try to make sense of whatever madness 209 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:56,202 he is engaged in. 210 00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:58,037 And your scene is that police sergeant Ryan 211 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,172 is putting rookie Kearran through her paces 212 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,408 at police college, when suddenly Colin enters 213 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,777 to prove that he's the best recruit. 214 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,145 Enjoy. 215 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:09,148 -Okay, well, you shot the guy putting up the target. 216 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,117 [ Laughter ] 217 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:14,120 -I meant to. 218 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,288 Because he made fun of the fact 219 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,758 that my lips don't match my speech. 220 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,327 If you knew the rough streets where I'm from -- 221 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,796 -I know! And I knew your Dad. 222 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,299 He was one of the best cops I ever worked with. 223 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,234 -And I'm here to avenge him. 224 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:33,706 I'm here to avenge-ennn-maaa! 225 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,074 -He's -- he's not dead. 226 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,676 He just got fired last week. 227 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,878 [ Laughter ] 228 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,647 -Oh, Tamara, still trying out for the Academy, I see. 229 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:44,116 -Hello, Jocelyn. -Hello. 230 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,719 I've beaten you in every exercise 231 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,755 they've thrown at us, Tamara. 232 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:50,856 -Not every exercise. 233 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,726 -What are you talking about, Stiff? 234 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,394 -It's -- its Steve. 235 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,197 -I'm sorry. Steve. I'm part dyslexic. 236 00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:59,966 -Sergeant Stiff Steve, 237 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:03,603 I would l-- I would love to know what the challenge is. 238 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,037 -Well, neither one of you have gone through 239 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:08,774 your driving test yet. 240 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,543 -All right. 241 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:14,447 -I'll go get your cars. Why don't you two chit-chat? 242 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,249 -Can you still do 20 push-ups? 243 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,818 Done. -One, two... 244 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,953 You cheated! -No, I just went so fast 245 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,989 you couldn't see it. 246 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,491 -I can't wait to kick your ass at driving. 247 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:26,492 I'll show you! 248 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:27,827 -Sorry. 249 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,195 [ Laughter ] 250 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,397 -I don't feel good about my car. -Yours is a Mini. 251 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,765 She takes -- don't kick his car. 252 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,133 -Yeah, come on. 253 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,234 [ Laughter ] 254 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,536 -Al right, I'll get in. 255 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,138 -You ready? 256 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,107 [ Mimics starting pistol shot ] 257 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,509 -[ Mimic engine revving and tires screeching ] 258 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:44,610 I win! 259 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,911 -No. 260 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,214 -I used the police principle of if I backtrack, 261 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:51,884 that's really winning in reverse. 262 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,586 -You're both damn good cops, 263 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,554 and I want you both to stand up 264 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:59,091 and sing the Los Angeles Police Department song. 265 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,093 [ Laughter ] 266 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,828 Why don't you start, Jocelyn? 267 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,730 -Sergeant Stiff Steve? -Yes? 268 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,699 -Not only am I gonna sing along with him, 269 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:07,900 but I'll also dance. 270 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:10,670 -Oh, let me park your cars somewhere else. 271 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,939 [ Laughter ] 272 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:19,111 -♪ Los Angeles Police Department ♪ 273 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,713 -[ Laughs ] 274 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:24,917 -♪ Home of the guys with guns ♪ 275 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,752 ♪ We shoot, we shoot we shoot ♪ 276 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,455 -Oh, my! Oh, geez! -Ohhhhhh! 277 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,924 -Come on! Come on, Jocelyn! [ Buzzer ] 278 00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:33,359 Come on, Jocelyn! 279 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,428 [ Buzzer ] Good grief. 280 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,263 [ Cheers and applause ] 281 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:38,998 -Yes! 282 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,067 -You lose. 283 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,103 -Kearran Giovanni, everybody! Kearran Giovanni! 284 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,771 That was awesome! 285 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,339 Kearran Giovanni! 286 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,874 -Whoo! 287 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,443 [ Cheers and applause ] 288 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:54,447 -Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 289 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,849 Whoo! 290 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,485 [ Laughter and applause ] 291 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:00,653 Did you -- 292 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,054 -I saw, I saw. 293 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,156 [ Cheers and applause ] 294 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:11,530 -Clearly, of all the points available for that game, 295 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,900 in the last few seconds there, Kearran won them all. 296 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,570 -And she's so tall that it practically stretched 297 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,705 from one edge to the -- it was crazy. 298 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,174 -It was really impressive. -I know! 299 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:26,378 [ Laughter ] 300 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:30,750 -All right, next up, my friends, is a game entitled -- ooh -- 301 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,285 "Scenes from a Hat." 302 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,754 This is for all of my performers, 303 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:36,055 so come on down. 304 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,324 Ryan and Colin are there. Wayne and Jonathan are here. 305 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,993 Before the show, we asked our audience to write down scenes 306 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,995 they wanted to see acted out by our gentleman performers. 307 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,097 I have got those ideas in this hat, 308 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:47,099 and if you're ready, gentlemen, here we go. 309 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,669 Things that you wouldn't see or hear on a cooking show. 310 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,772 [ Laughter ] 311 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:55,841 -[ Accent ] You stir it for approximately 30 minutes, 312 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,477 and look, let's sample the wares, shall we? 313 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,181 [ Normal voice ] Oh, my -- that's -- oh my God. 314 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,382 What the [bleep]? 315 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,050 [ Buzzer ] 316 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:09,021 [ Laughter and applause ] 317 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,456 [ Buzzer ] 318 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,262 -All right, well, we start off by taking two eggs. 319 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,700 [ Laughter ] 320 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,169 Bawk! 321 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,404 [ Laughter ] 322 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,341 Bawk! 323 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,777 [ Laughter ] 324 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,714 -And now that the pie is mixed, 325 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,550 we'll put it in the oven for two hours. 326 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,485 And we will wait. 327 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,454 [ Laughter ] 328 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,990 [ Buzzer ] 329 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:50,162 -If famous movie scenes were performed by very old people. 330 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,998 [ Laughter ] 331 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,568 -[ Craggy voice ] I see dead people. 332 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,304 Wait. That's the mirror. 333 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,172 [ Laughter ] 334 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,308 [ Buzzer ] 335 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:09,181 -♪ Dun-dun, dun-dun ♪ 336 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,784 [ Groans ] 337 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,552 [ Mimics water sloshing ] 338 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,553 [ Laughter ] 339 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,755 [ Buzzer ] 340 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,824 [ Cheers and applause ] 341 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:25,631 -Inappropriate songs for a wedding band to sing. 342 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,666 -Throw your hands up, throw your hands up! 343 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,870 ♪ Throw your hands up if you haven't slept with the bride! ♪ 344 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,305 [ Laughter and applause ] 345 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:39,445 -♪ One guess...who's gay ♪ 346 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,714 [ Laughter ] 347 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:44,283 [ Buzzer ] 348 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:48,053 -Pick-up lines at the auto-repair shop. 349 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,624 -Well, your problem is you got too much junk in the trunk. 350 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,025 [ Buzzer ] 351 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,629 [ Laughter ] 352 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,664 -My, uh, car's gonna be here a couple hours. 353 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:01,133 You, uh, wanna [bleep] my [bleep]? 354 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,201 -Oh, God! [ Buzzer ] 355 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:06,372 Sit down! Sit down, Ryan! No! 356 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,539 [ Cheers and applause ] 357 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,942 Don't move! There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway? 358 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,577 right after these messages! 359 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,412 Stick around! 360 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,317 [ Cheers and applause ] 361 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,419 Hey, welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 362 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,254 where everything's made up, the points don't matter, 363 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,657 and we're gonna play a game now entitled "Greatest Hits." 364 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,525 This is a game for all four of our performers 365 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:29,461 with the help of the sensational Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 366 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,331 on piano and guitar, so come on down. 367 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,867 And the way that this game works is that Ryan and Colin 368 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,002 are two television voice-over hosts 369 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,138 talking about the latest compilation album. 370 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,007 So what I needs is a suggestion from the audience. 371 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,311 I need a type of person who might rescue you. 372 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,781 Who's a type of person that might come and save you? 373 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,383 Okay, all right, lots of really good suggestions. 374 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,518 A lot of people were yelling out 375 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:53,819 people that would save you in the water, 376 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,888 so what if we go for, like, a sailor 377 00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:58,524 or, like, um, Coast Guard kind of a sailor guy 378 00:15:58,557 --> 00:15:59,959 that would come save you if you were drowning? 379 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,927 -Coast Guard sailor guy. -Sailor guy. 380 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,764 -A sailor guy. A sailor guy. -[ Laughs ] 381 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,601 -Have we got a CD selection for you today -- 382 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,371 songs all about the guys on the water 383 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,173 who save people, like the sailor guys, 384 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,207 like people on the water. 385 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,275 -The Coast Guard. 386 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,077 -People on Coast Guard sailor guys. 387 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,778 -We could go on like this forever. 388 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,781 -Oh-ho! 84 songs on 84 CDs 389 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,616 all about the sailor guy -- the guys who save you, 390 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,085 the Coast Guard guys on the water, 391 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,120 sailor guys. -Yeah. 392 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,990 [ Laughter ] 393 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,591 You tell it, bro. 394 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,660 -You know, I love my Russian folk. 395 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,061 -Oh, I know. -They're great people. 396 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,464 -Oh, they -- well, yeah. They're so fast. 397 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,566 -Yeah, and, you know, when I think Russian folk, 398 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,468 and I think songs all about the people 399 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,269 who save people on the water like a sailor guy, 400 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,105 like a Coast Guard sailor guy... 401 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:47,806 -[ Laughing ] Oh, no! 402 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,643 -...I think of that hit song, "Man Overboard." 403 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,114 [ Music playing ] 404 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,882 -[ Russian accent ] ♪ I told Yuri ♪ 405 00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:02,388 ♪ Don't stand so close to the rail of boat ♪ 406 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:06,225 ♪ Yuri drinking, throwing back, throwing back ♪ 407 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,328 ♪ Too much vodka down his throat ♪ 408 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,131 -[ Russian accent ] ♪ He went over the side ♪ 409 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:16,068 ♪ And then the vodka went, he said "Phooey!" ♪ 410 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,403 -Hey! 411 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:20,205 ♪ He always falls over the edge of the boat ♪ 412 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,842 ♪ 'Cause he is always chasing buoys ♪ 413 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,513 -♪ Because he's a man overboard ♪ 414 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,849 ♪ He's all man overboard ♪ 415 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,551 ♪ If you're not religious before ♪ 416 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,186 ♪ Now you praying for the Lord ♪ 417 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,990 ♪ When you go tipsy-tipsy, oh, my God, overboard ♪ 418 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,258 -Oh, hey! 419 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,493 ♪ He has reached the end ♪ 420 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,929 ♪ Poisoning nitrogen, he's got the bends ♪ 421 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,030 -Hey, hey! 422 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,299 -♪ It's more than he can afford ♪ 423 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,802 ♪ Because the man went overboard ♪ 424 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:53,338 -♪ He's overboooooard ♪ 425 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,107 Yeah! -Yeah! 426 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:58,177 [ Cheers and applause ] 427 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,245 -Hey, uh, we're kind of close. 428 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,214 You're like my bro, my main man. You're my bro. 429 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,783 -What are you doing? You've changed. 430 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,652 -No, I haven't. 431 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,253 -You seem like you have. You're talking different. 432 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,022 -No, because I'm talking about bro. 433 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:11,190 We're like a bro. 434 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:12,958 I know your favorite song style is country. 435 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:14,426 -I do love country, bro. 436 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,028 -I'm talking about -- no, bro country. 437 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,796 -Oh, bro country? 438 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,531 -Well, you're going to enjoy this. 439 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,100 If you've never heard bro country -- 440 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,868 -I never heard of it at all. -You're about to hear it now, 441 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,137 so sit back and listen to, 442 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,372 "She's Taking Water." 443 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,875 [ Music playing ] 444 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:35,547 ♪♪ 445 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:41,653 -[ Twangy ] ♪ Hey, yeaaaaah, ooh ♪ 446 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:46,291 ♪ About a quarter to six she was out on the lake one day ♪ 447 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,659 -[ Twangy ] ♪ One day-ay-ay ♪ 448 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,528 -♪ And there was a little wave ♪ 449 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,864 ♪ That the motion of the ocean would sway ♪ 450 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,732 -♪ Swaay-ay-ay ♪ 451 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:57,202 -♪ She said that she wanted my love ♪ 452 00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:01,840 ♪ I accidentally gave her a shove and now ♪ 453 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:06,578 ♪ And now she's taking water ♪ -♪ Water ♪ 454 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:10,249 ♪ I got in my truck just the other, the other day ♪ 455 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,651 -♪ Just the o-o-other ♪ 456 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:16,455 -♪ Went to the Coast Guard sailor man, he's not gay ♪ 457 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,824 -♪ Oh, no, no ♪ 458 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,794 -♪ I introduced him to my son and my daughter ♪ 459 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,963 -♪ Daughter, daughter, daughter ♪ 460 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,833 -♪ He tri-i-ied to slip her the tongue ♪ 461 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,335 ♪ Then I pushed that... in the water ♪ 462 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,572 -♪ He's taking on wate-e-er ♪ 463 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,341 ♪ Taking on wate-e-er ♪ 464 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,945 ♪ He's taking on wate-e-er ♪ 465 00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,847 ♪ Because the bottom is where he laid ♪ 466 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:46,185 ♪ He ain't no mermaid, it's wateeeeer ♪ 467 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,953 -Ting, ting! 468 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:51,156 [ Cheers and applause ] 469 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,725 -Hey, found out who won our show right after this short break. 470 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,394 There's more "Whose Line" right after this. 471 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:56,428 Stick around. 472 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,366 [ Cheers and applause ] 473 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,868 -Hey, welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 474 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,736 That's our show, and tonight's winner is 475 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,872 the lovely and talented Mr, Colin Mochrie, 476 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,607 so I'd like you to join our star guest, 477 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,042 Kearran Giovanni, and read out the credits 478 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:12,544 as if you are two cops frisking the others. 479 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,447 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 480 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,683 -Ah, these guys seem kind of, uh, dangerous. 481 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,751 You all right with the frisking? -Yeah, I'm cool. 482 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,720 -All right, frisk this. He seems like he has nothing on him. 483 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,523 Just... -Yeah? Take this? 484 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,924 -All right, feeling good. 485 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,493 [ Laughter ] 486 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,730 You got -- you got him right there? 487 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,966 All right. You know what? Your technique's a little rough. 488 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,100 Here, practice on me. 489 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,369 Just -- yeah, right down there. 490 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,937 That's it. All right, now you've got -- 491 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,539 yeah, you got it, you got it. Oh! 492 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,375 -I killed three people, and I stole money. 493 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,478 -- Captions by VITAC -- 494 00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:50,115 [ Cheers and applause ]