1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:03,636 -Good evening, everybody, and welcome 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:06,439 to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:10,710 On tonight's show, U.S. master, Wayne Brady. 4 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,313 Hole in one, Greg Proops. 5 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:16,016 Double bogey, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:20,220 And in the rough, Ryan Styles. 7 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:23,990 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up! 8 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:28,061 [ Cheering and applause ] 9 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:32,332 Hey, everybody and welcome! 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,168 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 11 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,104 The show where everything is made up and the points, 12 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:40,874 they don't matter one tiny bit. 13 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:42,442 We've got a great show for you tonight, 14 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:44,978 so lets' get started with a game we call "Let's Make A Date." 15 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:47,013 This is for all of our performers, so gentlemen, 16 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,248 come on down. 17 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:50,383 Here's how this game works. 18 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,685 Greg is appearing on a dating show 19 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,921 and Ryan, Colin and Wayne are the contestants 20 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:58,058 hoping to be chosen by Greg, hoping against hope. 21 00:00:58,091 --> 00:00:59,392 Each of them has been given a strange 22 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:00,794 characteristic or identity. 23 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:02,796 Greg's gonna question them about their suitability 24 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:04,164 for a date and in the process, 25 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:07,200 try to establish who these people are 26 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,536 and whether he would ever spend social time with them. 27 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:13,907 So, if you're all ready, Greg, off you go, make a date. 28 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,376 -Hi, bachelor number one. -Hey! 29 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,945 -If I was a piece of bread, what would you spread on me? 30 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:21,481 -[ Laughing ] -Ooh, bread, 31 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:25,051 I don't know about that. 32 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,319 You know, I think maybe, 33 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:28,521 maybe I'd pass on the bread, 34 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:30,423 but what I would like to do is I'd -- 35 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:32,058 is I'd spread a little bit of, 36 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,195 bit of good, good times on there, 37 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,864 a little bit of fun, and most of all, 38 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:39,666 I'd help you reach each of your goals, 39 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:42,035 I'd make each of your goals. That's it. 40 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:44,737 And then, I would like to give you a leg up in life. 41 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:49,476 [ Laughter and applause ] 42 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:52,378 Whoo! Ah, ah. 43 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:53,913 -Bachelor number two, 44 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,882 if I was a kitten, where would you pet me? 45 00:01:55,915 --> 00:02:00,053 -Whoa! I'd pet you in your special place. 46 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:03,256 [ Laughter and applause ] 47 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,925 Oh, hey, how are you?! 48 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,028 Excuse me for a second. 49 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,630 [ Laughter and applause ] 50 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,565 Well, aren't you something? 51 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:13,700 Listen -- 52 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:16,936 [ Aisha laughing ] 53 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,472 [ Laughter and applause ] 54 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,307 -Sorry! 55 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:24,077 [ Laughter and applause ] 56 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:36,222 -Eew, yuck! [ Laughter and applause ] 57 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,124 Contestant number three, 58 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,792 I like walking under the moon, what do you -- 59 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,161 -Who doesn't? 60 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,596 Something tells me this is gonna be easy. 61 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:48,067 [ Laughter ] 62 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:54,541 [ Cheering and applause ] 63 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,075 Hey, you wanna work out? Come and work out. 64 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,410 -Yeah! -Come over here and work out 65 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:00,613 like you were working out. There you go. 66 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:03,449 -Oh. Yeah. 67 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,752 [ Laughter and applause ] 68 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:07,854 -Oh, don't, don't! 69 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:10,523 I'm making a fortune, I'm making a fortune. 70 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,659 -Oh, if I was alone. 71 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,895 [ Laughter and applause ] 72 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,131 -I have a feeling you'll end up that way. 73 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,735 -Hey, man... [ Grunting ] 74 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:30,076 [ Laughter and applause ] 75 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:31,244 This is what-- 76 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:32,912 You and I can work out like this 77 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:36,182 all night long. 78 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,451 Whoo! I'm gonna take five. 79 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:40,787 [ Laughter ] 80 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:47,560 -Uh, Greg, do you feel brave enough to hazard a guess? 81 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:52,799 -Uh, Wayne is a body builder, a guru-type fitness instructor? 82 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,100 -Yes. -Very good. 83 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:55,835 And then what, what does he use for gym equipment? 84 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:56,903 He has a very special -- 85 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,037 -What does he use for gym equipment? 86 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,205 -Yeah, what do, what does he use for -- 87 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,473 -Well, he deadlifted Canada a minute ago. 88 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,609 [ Laughter and applause ] 89 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:03,876 -I'll take that. 90 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,512 -I'd say he uses human bodies to work out with? 91 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,181 -Yes, very nice. Very nice. 92 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:09,749 [ Laughter and applause ] 93 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,150 -Colin is a -- a -- 94 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,420 like a creepy relative that comes to your house and-- 95 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,888 -What is his special relationship 96 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,423 to Wayne, do you think? 97 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:21,694 -His special relationship with Wayne is that he's his, uh... 98 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,363 man bag. 99 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:26,232 [ Laughter and applause ] 100 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,701 -Close enough. It'll do, it'll do. 101 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,537 -And Ryan's a -- an angry ventriloquist. 102 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:34,207 -Ching, ching, ching, ching. Ching, ching, ching, ching. 103 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,843 -He's Santa Claus! -Yay! 104 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:38,845 [ Buzzer ] 105 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:40,446 -I'm a dangerous sleigh rider. 106 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,617 -[ Laughing ] Oh, my God! 107 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:50,590 A thousand points to Greg for suffering through that. 108 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,091 -Thank you. -I hope that you take 109 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,160 those points and use them for therapy. 110 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:55,561 -Yeah. -'Cause you're gonna need it 111 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:58,765 to unsee all of that. 112 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,767 And now we're gonna play a game called "Props." 113 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,402 This is for all four of our performers, 114 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:04,203 divided into two pairs. 115 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:08,074 Ryan and Greg, you're over there with these things. 116 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:11,044 Wayne and Colin, do what you can with those. 117 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,545 Now, the way this game works 118 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,314 is that our guys are divided into two teams, 119 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:15,548 they've got a different set of props 120 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:16,849 and they each gotta use them 121 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,985 in as many interesting ways as they possibly can. 122 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:21,921 Alright, so, let's start with Ryan and Greg -- take it away. 123 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:24,557 -Welcome to autumn in New England. 124 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,829 [ Buzzer ] 125 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:32,198 -When starting self-defense, we start you off 126 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,701 with the fun nunchucks before we move up to the real thing. 127 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,503 -[ Laughing ] 128 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,605 [ Laughter and applause ] 129 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:42,008 -Ow! Come on! [ Buzzer ] 130 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:44,243 -Hey, what are you doing? 131 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:47,447 -Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat. 132 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,316 -Again? [ Buzzer ] 133 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,485 -Man, someone really hated Oscar the Grouch. 134 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,620 [ Laughter and applause ] 135 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:55,822 -Tape off the crime scene. 136 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,191 -And remember, he's a fake character. 137 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:00,493 -[ Laughing ] [ Buzzer ] 138 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,896 [ Humming ] 139 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,103 [ Buzzer ] 140 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,004 -Hulk need wax! 141 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,507 [ Laughter and applause ] 142 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,242 [ Buzzer ] 143 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:17,510 -Help, help! 144 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,680 My house is on fire! It's on fire! 145 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,783 [ Buzzer ] 146 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:25,785 -She-Hulk need wax! 147 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:30,623 [ Laughter and applause ] 148 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:31,858 [ Buzzer ] 149 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,393 -You ready? We're gonna go and kill some ducks. 150 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:34,894 -Yeah, I'm ready, y'all. 151 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:38,297 [ Laughter and applause ] 152 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,999 -Happy New Year. 153 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,701 Hrrrrr 154 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,569 [ Spitting ] 155 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:45,772 -I believe I have a booking. -Table for Adam? 156 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,407 -Yes, thank you. -Right over here. 157 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,809 -May I suggest the ribs? -Oh. 158 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:53,746 [ Buzzer ] [ Laughter and applause ] 159 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:56,449 -Alright, don't go anywhere, 160 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,084 there's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 161 00:06:58,117 --> 00:06:59,952 right after this! 162 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,160 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 163 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,196 where it's time to play a game called "Questions." 164 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,498 This is for all four of our performers in two pairs, 165 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:15,468 so come on down. [ Indistinct ] 166 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,737 So, here's how this game works. 167 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,506 Greg and Ryan are over there, Colin and Wayne are over here, 168 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,308 and the way this works is they're gonna start a scene 169 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:24,911 but they can only speak in questions. 170 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,546 Each time they come in, however, 171 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,281 they've got to assume a different character 172 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:31,184 according to the wig or the hat they're wearing. 173 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,719 Now, the scene you guys are gonna be acting out 174 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,222 is "One Night in a Busy Hotel Lobby." 175 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:37,890 Take it away, Greg and Wayne. 176 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,162 -Are you Little Richard? 177 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,464 [ Laughter ] 178 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:47,800 -Have you heard my music? ♪ Whoo! ♪ 179 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,335 -Will you not treat me with honor? 180 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:51,003 Unh! 181 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,672 -Have you been working out? 182 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:54,607 -Have you noticed? 183 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,942 -Will you turn around for me? 184 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,143 -Will I? 185 00:07:57,176 --> 00:08:00,246 [ Laughter ] 186 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,114 -Can that booty ship sinks? 187 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,216 Ship -- [ Buzzer ] 188 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:08,020 [ Laughter and applause ] 189 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,655 -Can I take your bag, sir? 190 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:12,758 -Well, yes you can. [ Buzzer ] 191 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,628 [ Laughter ] 192 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,230 -Have you seen Tennille? 193 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:20,299 [ Laughter and applause ] -Is it true? 194 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,835 -Who's asking? -Don't you recognize me? 195 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,404 -Will you do the dance of the French acrobat for me? 196 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,874 -Will you join me? -Will I? 197 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:30,009 [ Laughter ] 198 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,244 -Can you follow this? 199 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:40,720 [ Laughter and applause ] 200 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:43,723 -Does a bear go in the woods? [ Laughing ] 201 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,224 -Was that a joke? 202 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,660 [ Laughter and applause ] 203 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,062 -Can't you tell I'm a ranger? 204 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,398 -Yeah. [ Buzzer ] 205 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,634 [ Laughter and applause ] 206 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:58,571 -Is there enough room for me to bring myself and my friends? 207 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,640 -I rather imagine there is. 208 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,109 [ Buzzer ] 209 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:06,679 [ Laughter and applause ] 210 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,781 -Oh, dear Lord. 211 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:11,450 -Is there a valet on duty? 212 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,152 -Where would you like me to park your car, eh? 213 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:14,554 -Are you married, sailor? 214 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:17,757 -Are you single, n-- general? 215 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,025 -What's your name? 216 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,861 -Can you read? Jesus. 217 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,195 -Is that Arabic? 218 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,832 -Have you heard of the Spanish? 219 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,234 -From Spain? 220 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:32,371 [ Laughter and applause ] 221 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,910 -Would you like to have your fortune read? 222 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,513 [ Laughter and applause ] 223 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:43,583 -Where did you get the Gene Simmons hair? 224 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:44,951 -Is he still asking for it? 225 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,385 [ Laughter ] 226 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,921 -Are you popular with the band, Kiss? 227 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,790 -Who isn't? 228 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,925 -Would you mind puckering up right now? 229 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,327 -Like this? 230 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:59,432 [ Laughter and applause ] 231 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:02,368 [ Cheering and applause ] 232 00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:03,803 -Can't wait to kiss you. 233 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,705 Oh, oh, that's not a question. 234 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,306 [ Buzzer ] 235 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,909 -Oh, I blew it. 236 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,512 -I so wanted to kiss him. I so wanted to kiss him too. 237 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,682 I just blew it, I just blew it. 238 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,518 -Twenty five consolation smooch points to Ryan 239 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,786 for not getting a smooch in there. 240 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,254 He -- he's been waiting all week for that kiss. 241 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,723 -Eugh. -And now he's gonna have to 242 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,257 beg for it backstage, which is just 243 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,792 a little humiliating really, I know. 244 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,361 -I got shafted all the way around. 245 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,596 -Just kiss the man! Just kiss the man! 246 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,232 -Alright. -Why do I always -- 247 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:36,769 -It's too early, too early, later. 248 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,005 -And now we're gonna play a game called "Sound Effects." 249 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:40,573 This is a game for Ryan and Colin 250 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:43,142 so come on down, gentlemen. 251 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,744 We're also gonna need the help of some volunteers 252 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,078 from our audience, let's find them now. 253 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:49,348 Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? 254 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,817 [ Cheering and applause ] My God! 255 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,185 Hi, tell me your name! 256 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,054 -Bonnie. -Bonnie, why don't you 257 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:56,389 head down to the stage! 258 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,357 Tell me your name. -Maddie. 259 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,992 -Maddie, come with me! 260 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,927 [ Cheering and applause ] 261 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,763 Maddie, take this with you, 262 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:07,667 join the boys up on stage. 263 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,402 Alright, so here's how this game works. 264 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,337 Ryan and Colin are gonna perform a scene. 265 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,239 Bonnie and Maddie are gonna provide the sound effects, 266 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:14,674 but only when prompted -- so, Bonnie, 267 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,609 you're gonna be doing the sound effects for Colin. 268 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,644 Maddie, you're gonna be doing the sound effects for Ryan. 269 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,513 And the scene is that Ryan and Colin 270 00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:23,115 are two seasoned convicts in a prison workshop 271 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:27,353 and they decide to start a riot to cover their escape. 272 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,321 Take it away. 273 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:33,693 -Morning, 41692. -Hey, Ted. 274 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:38,764 Listen, I was just gonna carve a gun out of this piece of wood. 275 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,933 -What? -Using this jigsaw. 276 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:44,503 -[ Growling ] -Take care of the animal. 277 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,539 That guard dog is always coming -- 278 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,074 He seemed much bigger from his voice. 279 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,408 -No. -[Growling] 280 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,477 -What are you doing that for? 281 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,978 -Oh, we're gonna make a break for it. 282 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,715 -A break for it? Shh! 283 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:56,982 A break for it, can I come with you? 284 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,017 -Yeah, yeah, I need you. 285 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,385 We're gonna start a distraction, 286 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,053 get everyone rioting, and then we'll take the tunnel. 287 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,955 -Oh, great, 'cause I make soap out of a gun. 288 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:04,023 -What? -Yeah. 289 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,158 -You made soap out of a gun? -Yeah. 290 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,297 [ Laughter and applause ] 291 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,165 It'll help us to get through tiny places. 292 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,333 -Yeah, alright, great, that's good. 293 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:15,468 -I got no use for a gun in here. 294 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,737 -Alright, look, I got this water balloon. 295 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:18,704 -Okay. -And it's filled 296 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,040 with water and flour. 297 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,441 -Water and flour? -Yeah. 298 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,410 -For -- for heaven's sake, why? 299 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,278 -When I throw it, all the powder will go up 300 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,980 and everyone will get disturbed. -Wait, let me distract 301 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,548 the warden and the guards by clinking my -- 302 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,750 my cup against the bars. 303 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,852 -Clink, clink, clink! 304 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,720 -There's only two bars here, we could have walked out! 305 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,123 -What are you doing? 306 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,791 [ Laughter and applause ] 307 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:40,159 -We could have walked out the entire time. 308 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,094 -No! -[ Laughing ] 309 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,729 -You know we're on the honor system! 310 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,830 -God. 311 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,899 -Alright, I'm gonna throw the balloon. 312 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,167 -Alright. -Shoo! 313 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,637 -Oh, it, all the water fell out here. 314 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,739 -Let's go, let's get in between the walls. 315 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,975 -Look, rats! -Oh, my God. 316 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,310 -Eek! Eek! -It's okay, they're dead. 317 00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,912 -That's alright. -Dead rats. 318 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,981 -Alright. -[ Laughing ] 319 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:04,049 -Here's the other side. Oh, look, we're right 320 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,985 by the river that leads to the waterfall. 321 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,253 -There's a river right outside the -- [laughing] 322 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,821 -Yeah! Have you never gone outside? 323 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,322 -There's a waterfall outside of the prison? 324 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,924 -It's beautiful. -This is nice! 325 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,759 -Yes! 326 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,761 -What are we kneeling here for? -Well, we have to. 327 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,129 Oh, my -- 328 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,831 Shoot, there's a helicopter. Ow, that was my ass. 329 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,099 -Okay, right. Oh, I'm sorry. 330 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,201 -[ Imitating siren ] -You arranged a helicopter? 331 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,569 -No, that's the cops. 332 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,371 -I don't, I don't hear a helicopter. 333 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:27,973 [ Laughter ] 334 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,109 It's a picture of a helicopter. 335 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,977 It's to scare us off. 336 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:35,181 -Quick, run into the woods! -Alright. 337 00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:37,082 -Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. 338 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:38,250 -Take off your ice skates! 339 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,985 -Alright. 340 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,353 -[ Whooshing ] 341 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:46,258 -Do you hear the alarm? -Ow! Ow! 342 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,662 -Wait! They're sending the coyotes after us! 343 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:50,830 -What? -They're gonna send 344 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,798 the coyotes after us! -Coyotes?! 345 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,067 -Look, there's a -- -Coyotes -- 346 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,101 -Ow! Ow! -There's, like, five coyotes! 347 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,270 -Stand back! I'm gonna use my soap. 348 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,439 [ Laughter ] 349 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:01,807 -Pop! 350 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,978 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 351 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,380 [ Laughter and applause ] 352 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:11,650 -Give it up for Bonnie and Maddie, everybody! 353 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,652 Thank you, ladies. 354 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,021 Give it up one more time for them! 355 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,489 [ Cheering and applause ] 356 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,725 Don't go anywhere, we'll be right back 357 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,094 with more "Whose Line" right after this! 358 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,903 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 359 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:34,039 And now we come to a game called "Greatest Hits." 360 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,375 This is a game for Ryan, Colin and Wayne with the help 361 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:40,012 of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 362 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,148 Ryan and Colin are two television voiceover artists, 363 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,284 talking about the latest compilation album 364 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:48,754 and Wayne is gonna sing snippets of the songs that they discuss. 365 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,023 And I need a suggestion from the audience here, 366 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,659 so could you give me a place where you might be educated? 367 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,694 Where would one might be educated? 368 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,963 [ Indistinct shouting ] 369 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,231 College, we're gonna go with college. 370 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,835 So the name of your album is "Songs of College." 371 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,270 Take it away, boys. 372 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,338 -Hi, we'll be back to our documentary 373 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,773 on an unsinkable ship 374 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:11,710 that went both ways, the Bitanic, in just a second. 375 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,479 But first, have we got something for you. 376 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:17,016 -Wasn't it Titanic? -Yeah. 377 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,785 -Ugh, I know nothing about this kind of stuff. 378 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,887 -Well, you should have spent more time learning. 379 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,323 -Guess I probably should have gone to college, but I didn't. 380 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,791 -Yeah, kindergarten might have been a start. 381 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,360 -Shut up. -Alright. You know what? 382 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:29,862 Ever since there have been songs, 383 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:32,765 people have been singing them. True fact. 384 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:38,170 And one of the best songs on this has a bit of a flamenco 385 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,072 feel to it because it's a flamenco! 386 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,373 -Ah, I love those, they stick 387 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,641 their head in the sand when they get bears -- 388 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,744 -No! Not flamingo. Not flamingo. 389 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,181 Flamenco. So sit back and enjoy this, 390 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:52,117 "I Have A Useless Degree." 391 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:56,055 ♪♪ 392 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,857 -♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 393 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:03,529 ♪ Oh, I try ♪ 394 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,898 ♪ My mother told to me ♪ 395 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:11,570 ♪ I should not have gotten my degree in philosophy ♪ 396 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:15,674 [ Cheering and applause ] 397 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,576 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 398 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,745 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 399 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,847 ♪ La la la ♪ 400 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,884 ♪ Oh, go to college, I did so, yes, on your say so ♪ 401 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:29,989 ♪ And I understand, now I know all about Plato ♪ 402 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,993 ♪ But out in the real world, my hope just dies ♪ 403 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,463 ♪ 'Cause nobody wants to discuss I am, you are, do I exist? ♪ 404 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,664 ♪ Give me fries ♪ 405 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,632 ♪ Oh, I, I, I, I ♪ 406 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,668 ♪ I try, try, try ♪ 407 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:46,705 ♪ No poli-sci, oh, my life, goodbye ♪ 408 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:50,776 ♪ Oh, how can it be, oh, God's unfair to me ♪ 409 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:54,446 ♪ Of course this workforce doesn't need my degree ♪ 410 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,149 ♪ It's a useless degree ♪ 411 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,751 ♪ Oh ♪ 412 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:02,788 ♪ So many more people get much more money than me ♪ 413 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,124 ♪ They guy who's outside, "I'm cutting the yard" ♪ 414 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,725 ♪ That's alright, yes, sir ♪ 415 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,961 ♪ It's okay as I trim these trees ♪ 416 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,330 ♪ Hey, I've got my bachelors ♪ 417 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:17,036 ♪ Oh, oh! My degree is useless! ♪ 418 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,839 [ Cheering and applause ] 419 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,210 -You know, I was a big fan of -- 420 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,080 Hey! -[ Laughs ] 421 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,149 [ Laughter ] 422 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,251 -I was a big fan of '60s girls groups. 423 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,619 -Oh, were you really? -Yeah, the Supremes. 424 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,821 -Really? Really? -Yeah, weren't you? 425 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:36,855 -I don't know. 426 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,923 -What do you mean, you don't know? 427 00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,024 -I don't remember a lot of the '60s. 428 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,226 -Oh, ho, remember the early '60s? 429 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,162 -Yes. -Yes. 430 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,730 Thanks for the help. Well -- 431 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,932 [ Laughter ] 432 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,434 -I was in Vietnam. 433 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,969 -Oh. Vacationing? -Yes. 434 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,540 -We -- Oh, yeah. 435 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:59,011 [ Laughter ] 436 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:02,514 You're gonna love this song, by one of the unsung girl groups 437 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:05,517 of the 1960s, um, uh, 438 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,820 Phyllis and the... the Driers, 439 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:12,124 and, uh, they sang this great hit, 440 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,460 "I'm In Love With A Teacher's Assistant." 441 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:19,431 ♪♪ 442 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:23,969 [ Cheering and applause ] 443 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:30,309 ♪♪ 444 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,778 -♪ What now can I say ♪ 445 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:36,648 ♪ And what can I do ♪ 446 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,718 ♪ Mr. Johnson, I see you daily ♪ 447 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,621 ♪ I'm in love with you ♪ 448 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:46,258 ♪ I'm supposed to be studying, writing down stuff ♪ 449 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,428 ♪ But collegiate life can be so tough ♪ 450 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,397 ♪ And, oh, my gosh, what can I say? ♪ 451 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,867 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 452 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,169 ♪ With the TA ♪ 453 00:18:57,202 --> 00:19:00,005 ♪ Oh-ho, with the TA ♪ 454 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,440 ♪ Do it with me now ♪ 455 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:02,941 ♪ With the TA ♪ 456 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,378 ♪ Oh, oh, with the TA ♪ 457 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,647 ♪ And he won't go away ♪ 458 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,550 ♪ Assist me, oh, help me ♪ 459 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:15,053 ♪ Oh, help me all night long ♪ 460 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:20,425 ♪ Please show me exactly if your assistant teaching is strong ♪ 461 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:24,263 ♪ I'm in love with a teacher's assistant ♪ 462 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:27,666 ♪ And to his tutoring I'm so resistant ♪ 463 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,202 ♪ Uh, oh, teacher's assistant ♪ 464 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:35,908 ♪ I'm in love with the TA ♪ 465 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:39,378 [ Cheering and applause ] 466 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,014 [ Buzzer ] 467 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:46,018 -Yay! 468 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:49,221 We'll be back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 469 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,423 right after this! 470 00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,265 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 471 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,800 That's the end of our show. 472 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,203 Tonight's winner is the lovely Colin Mochrie. 473 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,504 I'd like you to read out the credits 474 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,905 as a Scottish warrior 475 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,142 delivering a rousing speech to his troops before battle. 476 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,811 Thank you for watching and goodnight! 477 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,681 -Alright, my brothers, get over here. 478 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:19,117 In the name of Dan Patterson, we shall get our freedom back. 479 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,888 No, from now on you'll just be known as the others. 480 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,157 You won't get any name. 481 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:28,060 Maybe I'll call you Fiona Friel, just for no reason. 482 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,429 But you're no Ryan Styles, you're no Wayne Brady 483 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,531 and you're no Greg Proops. [ Wayne imitating bagpipes ] 484 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:36,134 You are the others. Yeah, you play that. 485 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,904 Everyone get their Alison McGregor out 486 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:41,473 and remember to face the Ginglish 487 00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:44,743 and strike them down! 488 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,178 -Yes! 489 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:52,150 [ Cheering and applause ] 490 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,187 -- Captions by VITAC --