1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:03,203 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:06,306 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:09,275 On tonight's show, pulling out the stops, 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:10,710 Wayne Brady, 5 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,847 pulling a fast one, Keegan-Michael Key, 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,383 pulling teeth, Colin Mochrie, 7 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:21,354 and pulling down his pants, Ryan Stiles. 8 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,023 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 9 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:25,859 Let's make some stuff up! 10 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:29,295 Whoo-hoo! 11 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,231 Hey, everybody, welcome. 12 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:33,700 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 13 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,902 the show where everything is made up 14 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:37,437 and the points don't matter. 15 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:40,974 So, let's get started with a game we call 16 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:42,475 "Scenes From a Hat," 17 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,644 which is all four of our performers. 18 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:47,047 All right. Ryan and Colin there. 19 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,681 Wayne and Keegan here. 20 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,984 Before the show, we asked the audience to write down scenes 21 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:52,752 they'd like to see acted out by our performers. 22 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,888 I've got the suggestions here in this hat. 23 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,222 I'm going to read them out, and we're going to see 24 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,058 how many of these you guys can act out. 25 00:00:58,091 --> 00:00:59,359 All right. 26 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,962 "Strange Things to Hear From Your Waiter." 27 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,766 -Today's special is food. 28 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,601 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 29 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:13,873 -I wouldn't eat that with you -- poison. 30 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,475 [ Buzzer ] 31 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,413 -With a party of one or more, there's a 30 percent gratuity. 32 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,582 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 33 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:28,455 -"Strange Things to Shout Out During Sex." 34 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:31,357 -For parties of one or more, there's a 30 percent gratuity. 35 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:34,894 [ Buzzer ] 36 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,333 -There it is! 37 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:41,734 [ Buzzer ] 38 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,371 -[ Exhales ] Tag! 39 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:52,812 -Houston, we got a problem! 40 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,147 [ Buzzer ] 41 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,886 -Is this your card? 42 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:01,955 [ Laughter and applause ] 43 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,229 -Go Seahawks! 44 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:10,864 [ Buzzer ] 45 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:19,672 -Oh, that feels sufficient! 46 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,008 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 47 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:28,815 -"If Fairy Tale Characters Appeared on 'Jerry Springer.'" 48 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,019 -Yeah, she can keep the kids. 49 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,554 Nothing about her is real! 50 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,357 She told me, "Come to the tower, I'll let down my hair!" 51 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,092 I yanked on it, came off in my hand. 52 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,727 It was a weave! [ Buzzer ] 53 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:46,332 -Nah, I'm serious, man. 54 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,234 Seems we should call the NSA or whoever needs 55 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,803 to get him out of here because he's stealing children, 56 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,605 and then my brother wanted to say something, too. 57 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,773 What's going on, man? 58 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:57,577 Here, listen, I'm living under this bridge. 59 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:01,347 I got these three goats up here acting fools, 60 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:02,782 and another thing is, 61 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:05,151 I'm one of them fairy tales don't nobody remember anymore. 62 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,886 [ Buzzer ] 63 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,729 -The daddy name is Georgie Porgie. 64 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,465 He kissed me, and I cried. 65 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,367 [ Laughter ] 66 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,203 Nobody remember that or the damn goats. 67 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:24,337 [ Buzzer ] 68 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,039 Nobody remember me. 69 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,273 Read a book! 70 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,275 America has lost its innocence. 71 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,678 [ Laughter and applause ] 72 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,580 -Ugh. 73 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:37,517 "Pick-Up Lines That Won't Work on Aisha." 74 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,919 [ Audience oohs ] 75 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,487 [ Aisha laughs ] 76 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:44,757 -Hey, girl, I would love to read to you 77 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,260 from my book of obscure fairy tales. 78 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:52,265 [ Buzzer ] "Jack Sprat." 79 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,470 -So, you like lepers? 80 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,040 [ Buzzer ] 81 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,946 -And I'd be thinking of you the whole time we was making love. 82 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,115 I mean, your -- your voice and then the body 83 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:10,917 of the cartoon from "Archer." 84 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:16,856 [ Buzzer ] 85 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:23,329 -"Strange Things to See or Hear in a Children's TV Show." 86 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:29,469 -This is a book. 87 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:32,705 "Rumpelstiltskin." 88 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,641 [ Buzzer ] Listen and learn! 89 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,877 [ Laughter and applause ] 90 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,079 Once upon a time! [ Buzzer ] 91 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,049 -If you send in $10, 92 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:44,951 I will send you a stone 93 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:47,153 that I have personally passed. 94 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,757 [ Buzzer ] 95 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:53,993 -You know what? 96 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:56,863 The whole bunch of you here are acting like a bunch 97 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,599 of little babies and children! 98 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,567 [High-pitched voice] And I've had it! 99 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,371 Grow up! [ Buzzer ] 100 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,311 -Hey, kids, it's Willy, the dysfunctional penis. 101 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,479 [ Buzzer ] 102 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,648 -Haaah! 103 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:16,816 No! 104 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:19,652 [ Buzzer ] 105 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:25,091 I cannot decide who to give points to 106 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:27,293 because you're all so devastatingly 107 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,530 and moderately handsome, so points to all of you. 108 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,365 And, also, I would like to 109 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,267 commend you all on your restraint. 110 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:35,968 A minimum number of [bleep] jokes in that bit, 111 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,770 so good for you. 112 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,439 -Show's not over. 113 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,676 -Now we're going to play a game called "Sideways Scene." 114 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,378 This is for Wayne, Colin, and Keegan, 115 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,947 and it takes place in a special area behind the set. 116 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,717 So, guys, head that way, and while they're doing that, 117 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,552 I'm going to tell you how this game works. 118 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,287 The three guys are going to perform a scene, 119 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,788 but the difference is that they're going to be doing it 120 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,024 lying down on our magic mat, and then we're going to relay 121 00:05:58,057 --> 00:06:00,526 the pictures to the audience here and at home on the screen, 122 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,428 and I may throw out some different genres 123 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,397 as they go along for them to act in. 124 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,899 The scenario, as they get prepared, is that Colin 125 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:11,237 and Keegan are a bickering pair of tired and hungry explorers 126 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,539 in the jungle trying to set up camp. 127 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:17,777 Suddenly, a very angry Tarzan -- Wayne... 128 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,379 -Eee! 129 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,214 [ Laughter ] 130 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:23,983 -...swings in from the trees. 131 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:26,986 Take it away, boys. 132 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:28,721 -I don't like the way you've set up the camp. 133 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,923 -Well, no, I just finished the hammock. 134 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,024 What is the problem? 135 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,327 -I don't think we can work like this! 136 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,595 Listen... 137 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:36,929 -Don't you walk away from me! 138 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,598 -I'll walk away -- -And then come back to me! 139 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,566 -Listen, we've got to work together, 140 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,001 and it's just not working out. 141 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,569 -Okay, well, let's try to find some kindling 142 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:44,771 and then build a fire. 143 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:47,407 Here, there's some rags and stuff down here. 144 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,375 -Okay. I'm just going to do my daily exercises. 145 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,943 -Okay. 146 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:53,546 You know what? -What? 147 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,515 -To stop the boredom, I might walk on the slack rope. 148 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:56,516 Hup! 149 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,785 Hup, ho, ah! [ Audience cheers ] 150 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:01,854 -Oh, you're just so impressive, aren't you? 151 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,389 -Whoa, whoa, hey! 152 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:07,160 -I don't know about you, but I am starving. 153 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,095 -Oh, me, too. 154 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,564 Oh, wait a minute! 155 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,900 There's some coconuts up there! 156 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,034 -I'll help you. 157 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,235 -Oh, God, there's a spider! 158 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,770 Aah! Aah! Aah! 159 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:18,871 Aah! Aah! 160 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,207 -Oh, thanks. Aah! 161 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,142 Oh, ohh! Ohhhh! 162 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:28,981 -Oh, my God! 163 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,516 -Tarzan come help. 164 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,151 I help you with spider. 165 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,920 Hup! 166 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,988 [ Laughter ] 167 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,862 [ Grunting ] 168 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,564 [ Grunts loudly ] 169 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:45,631 -That was amazing! 170 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,366 -That was amazing! Thank you, Tarzan. 171 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,401 [ Buzzer ] 172 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:50,937 -You guys are in a science-fiction movie. 173 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,673 [ Imitating robot whirring ] 174 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,677 -Oh! -Oh, no. 175 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:03,416 Our T-A-R-Z-A-N unit is going insane! 176 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:05,985 Here, let me undo his panel. 177 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:08,020 Hope he doesn't turn around and attack me. 178 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,155 -Oh! -Defensive protocol. 179 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,491 -What the -- Ohhh! 180 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,592 [ Buzzer ] 181 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,060 -Now you're in a -- Now.... 182 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:16,229 [ Buzzer ] -Aaaaaah! 183 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,066 Whoaaaah! 184 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,501 [ Buzzer ] 185 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:25,338 -Now you're in a "Street Fighter" video game. 186 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:27,940 -Hadouken! 187 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:30,076 -Pshew! -Oh! 188 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,611 Aah! 189 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,446 Doh-seek! 190 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:35,081 -Aaaah! 191 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:39,986 -Houston, we got a problem! 192 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,989 [ Buzzer ] 193 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,092 [ Cheers and applause ] 194 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,103 -100 points to each of you, 195 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:59,939 and I suggest you go to use it for some kind of painkiller 196 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:01,674 or anti-inflammatory 197 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,777 because that looked physically very, very painful. 198 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:07,280 -Never slide on a floor with your testicles facing it. 199 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,415 [ Laughter ] 200 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,484 Rule of thumb. 201 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,352 -Last time I did that, it turned out just fine. 202 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,154 -Okay. 203 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:17,290 -Ah. 204 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,925 -[ Laughs ] 205 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,326 I don't actually -- They're not on my body. 206 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,194 I keep them in my pocket for... 207 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:25,464 -[ Keegan laughs ] 208 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,235 -Do not go away! 209 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:31,571 We'll be right back with much more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 210 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,372 right after this! 211 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,180 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 212 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:43,215 where everything is made up and the points don't matter, 213 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,585 and now it's time to play a game called 214 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:46,919 "Stand, Sit, Bend." 215 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,088 This is for Colin, Ryan, and Wayne. 216 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,623 come on down. 217 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:55,328 In this game, one player must always be standing, 218 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,063 one player must always be sitting, 219 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:00,433 and one player must always be bending over. 220 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,369 Please assume those positions now, gentlemen, 221 00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,671 like you haven't heard that before. 222 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,808 [ Laughter, cheering ] 223 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:13,613 Whenever someone -- 224 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,214 Whenever someone changes their position, 225 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,516 the other has to take that person's place, 226 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,918 so one of you must always be in one of 227 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,419 these positions right here. 228 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,655 The scene is that panicking mother Colin 229 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:27,159 has called in a priest, Ryan, to exorcise her daughter, 230 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:30,896 Wayne, who she believes to be possessed. 231 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,965 And off you go. 232 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,735 -[ Gargling ] 233 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,637 -She's been like this for hours! 234 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:40,306 -That's the one you're talking about, then? 235 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:42,508 -Oh! I'm scared. 236 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,644 -I didn't know what other daughters you had. 237 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:45,978 -Oh, just this one. 238 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,346 -Mommy, help me! 239 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,481 -Oh, I want to, dear! 240 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:49,548 -No, don't touch her! 241 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:50,883 -All right. -Don't touch her. 242 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:52,952 -I'll just stay right here. 243 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,320 -It hurts so much! -Oh, I know. 244 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,454 -It hurts so much. 245 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,622 -How long has she been like this? 246 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,258 -Well, uh, it's been like three hours. 247 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:00,826 -Three hours? -Yes. 248 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,194 -That's too long. 249 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,863 -She vomited all over the wall. 250 00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:05,431 -Bleh! 251 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,333 -I'm going to have to paint. -Ah! 252 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,002 Bleh! 253 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,937 Ah! 254 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,973 -Wait, don't change anything. 255 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,611 I'm going to have to look this up in my exorcism book. 256 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:21,113 I haven't used it in a long time. 257 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,818 -Please, my daughter is obviously weird. 258 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,155 -I'm going to exorcise her. 259 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,157 -All right. 260 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,758 -I've got some holy water. 261 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,795 -Aah! Please! 262 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,163 -Oh, my God! -Do something, do something! 263 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,431 -Aah! 264 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:42,168 [ Hisses ] 265 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,235 -Oh, my God! 266 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,737 It's worse than I thought! 267 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,372 -Ugh! 268 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:47,840 -You must be able to do something! 269 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,108 -What? 270 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:51,844 -Somebody do something! 271 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,479 -Oh, phew! Wait. 272 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,781 -Oh! 273 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,483 -I feel better! -Better? 274 00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:58,984 I've done my job. -Oh, good! 275 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,186 -Hallelujah! -Yes! 276 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,353 -Hallelujah. -Yes! 277 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,789 -Yay, me! 278 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,691 -I'm just staying here for a while. 279 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,694 [ Buzzer ] 280 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,630 [ Cheers and applause ] 281 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,334 -I love that game. 282 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,335 I love that game. 283 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,737 I have no idea what's happening. 284 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:18,804 It's confusing. 285 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:19,905 -Welcome. 286 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,474 -At some point, you guys are hugging, 287 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,075 and then it looks slightly sexual, 288 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,910 so I get 1,000 points for enjoying it so much. 289 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,480 -Oh. -Yeah. 290 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,482 -Good for you. -Yeah! 291 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,350 I'm a big fan of you guys. 292 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:32,685 [ Laughter ] 293 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,153 All right, now we're going to play a game called 294 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:35,654 "Irish Drinking Song." 295 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,157 This is for all of you, gentlemen. 296 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:41,227 All of you, come here, 297 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,162 accompanied by the beautiful, talented Laura Hall 298 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,730 on the piano. 299 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,965 Before you guys make up your song, 300 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,767 I need a reason from the audience, 301 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,169 a suggestion of a reason to celebrate. 302 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,872 [ Shouting suggestions ] 303 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,442 -Oh, yes! Thank you. 304 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:57,510 You know what? 305 00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,078 You said -- She said, "Promotion." 306 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,681 That's what we're going to do, but I heard "deep emotion." 307 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,384 Ooh, subtle and think-y! 308 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,820 All right, promotion is what we're going to do. 309 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,523 You are going to sing the Irish drinking song 310 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,091 entitled "Promotion." 311 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,359 Take it away. 312 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,161 ♪♪ 313 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,796 -♪ Oh ♪ 314 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,631 ♪ Hi-dee-di-dee, di-dee, di-dee ♪ 315 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:20,266 ♪ Di-dee, di-dee, di ♪ 316 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,134 -♪ Today I walked into my boss ♪ 317 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,069 -♪ I told him about the new job ♪ 318 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,905 -♪ He said he was real happy ♪ 319 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,773 -♪ The man called me a knob ♪ 320 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,608 -♪ He said, "Do you have what it takes?" ♪ 321 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,644 -♪ I said, "I definitely do!" ♪ 322 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,312 -♪ Then he gave me a big, fat raise ♪ 323 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,914 -♪ And then I had a poo ♪ 324 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,183 -♪ Oh, hi-dee-di-dee, di-dee, di-dee ♪ 325 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,951 ♪ Di-dee, di-dee, di ♪ 326 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,719 -♪ I saw my brand-new office ♪ 327 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,588 -♪ I saw my brand-new view ♪ 328 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:44,456 -♪ The whole wall was windows ♪ 329 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,225 -♪ I made more money than you ♪ 330 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:48,060 -♪ And then I rub it in your face ♪ 331 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,962 -♪ My secretary's a girl ♪ 332 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,764 -♪ I play golf every day ♪ 333 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,632 -♪ And now I rule the world ♪ 334 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,534 -♪ Oh, hi-dee-di-dee, di-dee, di-dee ♪ 335 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,369 ♪ Di-dee, di-dee, di ♪ 336 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,205 -♪ My workload is amazing ♪ 337 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,106 -♪ I take many days off ♪ 338 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,942 -♪ I delegate where I see fit ♪ 339 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,844 -♪ And then I can always scoff ♪ 340 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,745 -♪ I walk around the office ♪ 341 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,614 -♪ And gaze upon my wealth ♪ 342 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,382 -♪ My head held high ♪ 343 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,418 -♪ I'm the only one with health -- insurance ♪ 344 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,420 -♪ Oh, hi-dee-di-dee, di-dee, di-dee ♪ 345 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,155 ♪ Di-dee, di-dee, di ♪ 346 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,057 -♪ I've invested in the market ♪ 347 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,925 -♪ I've invested so well ♪ 348 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,961 -♪ I always make the money ♪ 349 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,629 -♪ Oh, what the hell? ♪ 350 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,464 -♪ But I lost my entire fortune ♪ 351 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,433 -♪ And now I'm at the bottom ♪ 352 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,969 -♪ So what do I do today or tomorrow ♪ 353 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,136 -♪ [Bleep] ♪ 354 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,472 -♪ Oh, hi-dee-di-dee, di-dee, di-dee ♪ 355 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,974 ♪ Di-dee, di-dee, di ♪ 356 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,142 -♪ Oh, hi-dee-di-dee, di-dee, di-dee ♪ 357 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:40,880 ♪ Di-dee, di-dee ♪ 358 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:44,049 ♪ Diiii ♪ 359 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,284 -Hey! 360 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,719 [ Cheers and applause ] 361 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,020 -Stay with us. 362 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,055 There will be much more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 363 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,757 right after this! 364 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,165 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 365 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:03,435 And it's time to play a game called "Greatest Hits." 366 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,537 This is a game for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne with the help 367 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,874 of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 368 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,310 Guys, come on down. 369 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:14,013 Now, Ryan and Colin are two TV voiceover artists 370 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,581 talking about the latest compilation album. 371 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,050 Wayne is going to sing snippets of those songs. 372 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,218 What I need from the audience here 373 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,954 is a type of vacation that one might take. 374 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,522 [ Shouting suggestions ] 375 00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:24,556 Spring break! 376 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,025 That's a great suggestion. 377 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,726 Spring break. 378 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,561 So the name of this album is called 379 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,297 "Songs of Spring Break." 380 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,831 Boys, take it away. 381 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,434 -We'll be right back to our documentary 382 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:38,871 about a man who makes lingerie for the dearly departed... 383 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,840 [ Audience oohs ] 384 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,976 ..."Brassiere to Eternity," in just a second. 385 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,946 -"Brassiere to Eternity." Please. 386 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,547 -But first, have we got something for you. 387 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,749 -How many months have we got till March? 388 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,818 -What? It's just right around the corner. 389 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:53,852 -I need a break! 390 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,454 -Do you? -I need a spring break. 391 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,222 -Oh, and what will you do on a spring break? 392 00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,625 -I don't know. 393 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:00,993 Hey, Colin. -Yeah? 394 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:05,431 -What comes to mind when I say, "Cigars and Bay of Pigs"? 395 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,700 -Oh, honeymoon. 396 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:10,102 -Really? 397 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,405 I was actually thinking Cuba -- the far-off country of Cuba. 398 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,074 -Oh. 399 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,542 -You know, when I think Cuban music 400 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:19,411 and I think about spring break, I think of that song that was on 401 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,914 the top of the Cuban charts for over a week straight, 402 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,450 that Cuban spring-break hit -- 403 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,652 "I Can't Stop Throwing Up." 404 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,253 -Ah! 405 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,322 [ Latin music plays ] 406 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,826 -[Cuban accent] Okay. 407 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,661 This song is for you. 408 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,096 Hello! 409 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,031 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 410 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:43,569 ♪ Oh, I don't drink too much last night ♪ 411 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,004 ♪ Oh, when I'm feeling that feeling ♪ 412 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,039 ♪ And I'm hoping that I'm feeling it right ♪ 413 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,741 [ Laughter ] 414 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:52,578 ♪ I am laying cold on my back ♪ 415 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:56,281 ♪ With a little Jaegermeister and a quart of yak ♪ 416 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,483 ♪ Yak, a-yak, yak ♪ 417 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,419 ♪ Oh, when the sun comes up ♪ 418 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,688 ♪ I can't stop throwing up ♪ 419 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,991 ♪ Because I get my [Gags] on the floor ♪ 420 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,093 [ Imitating record scratching ] 421 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,294 Bleh! 422 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:11,663 Bleh! 423 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,200 [ Imitating bongo drums ] 424 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,370 Bleh! 425 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,540 ♪ Ah, na-na-na-na, ay ♪ 426 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,641 ♪ Because I cannot ♪ 427 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:26,078 ♪ I cannot stop throwing up ♪ 428 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,347 [ Cheers and applause ] 429 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,349 Gracias, gracias. 430 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,054 -You all right? -I just -- I can't... 431 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,221 I can't hear people throwing up. 432 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,489 It makes me want to throw up. 433 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,757 -Oh. 434 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,526 -It's like scary movies, you know? 435 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,062 You don't look right at the movie, you look off to the side. 436 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,396 I did that with the birth of my child. 437 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,465 I didn't look right at her, just off to the... 438 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,466 "It's beautiful!" 439 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,068 That kind of thing. 440 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,072 -Too much information. 441 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,508 I know you're a big lover of ska. 442 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,843 -Oh, I love ska. 443 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,511 -That's why I said it. 444 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:02,815 Ska is a s-song... 445 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:03,849 It's not a song. It's a style. 446 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,150 -A slong? 447 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:06,251 Ska is a schlong? 448 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,786 -No, but it plays a song to my heart. 449 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,088 -You said ska is a schlong. 450 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,889 -No, I said a ding-ding stradong. 451 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,492 It's a -- Ska is a type of music. 452 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:16,161 Well, you'll hear. I can explain all day, but why? 453 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:19,731 Let's just listen to this, because here is a ska hit. 454 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,133 Want to know the title? 455 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,835 Well, we all do. 456 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:23,902 Here it is. 457 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,304 It's about spring break. 458 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,905 You're going to hear it right now. 459 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,640 This is not stalling in any way. 460 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:29,875 [ Buzzer ] This is the -- 461 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,443 All right. 462 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,245 -Shall I just tell them? -Go ahead. 463 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,481 -It's called "Who Did You Sleep with Last Night?" 464 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,182 [ Ska music plays ] 465 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:43,388 ♪♪ 466 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,623 -♪ Oh, oh ♪ 467 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,525 ♪ I do not just want to know exactly ♪ 468 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,794 ♪ Who did you sleep with last night ♪ 469 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,662 ♪ Because I came from the club and I can assume ♪ 470 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:51,997 ♪ Because I was looking at you ♪ 471 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,333 ♪ When I tap, tap, tap, tap, tap at your door ♪ 472 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,934 ♪ There was a sock on the lock ♪ 473 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,970 ♪ And I should have known knock, knock ♪ 474 00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,872 ♪ That I couldn't come in anymore ♪ 475 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,240 ♪ I heard boom, bitty, bang, bang, bang ♪ 476 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,641 ♪ Booty, bang, bang, bang Booty, bang, bang, bang ♪ 477 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:03,909 ♪ Booty, bang, bang, bitty, bing, bong ♪ 478 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,444 ♪ Bing, bing, bing, dong, dong ♪ 479 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,379 ♪ And I was click, click, click, click, click, click, click ♪ 480 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:08,380 ♪ Open the di, di, di ♪ 481 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:09,481 ♪ And I opened up ♪ 482 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:10,983 ♪ Oh, my goodness, schlo-dong-dong ♪ 483 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:14,119 ♪ Oh, who did you sleep with late last night? ♪ 484 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,555 ♪ Oh, please just tell me 'cause I know it wasn't right ♪ 485 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,457 ♪ Because I know I look at that ♪ 486 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,791 ♪ Oh, no, I look at that ♪ 487 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,059 ♪ I know I look at that ♪ 488 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,761 ♪ You dropped off, oh, my mom, mom, mom ♪ 489 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,163 ♪ Who did you sleep with last night? ♪ 490 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,564 ♪ Is that my mom, mom, mom? ♪ 491 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:26,932 ♪ Who did you sleep with last night? ♪ 492 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,333 ♪ Was that my mom, mom, mom? ♪ 493 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,102 ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 494 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:31,470 ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 495 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,172 ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 496 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,540 ♪ You broke the code ♪ 497 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:35,941 ♪ You broke the code ♪ 498 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,377 ♪ Who did you sleep with last night? ♪ 499 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:41,513 ♪ Because it ain't right to schlong-dong-dong my mom ♪ 500 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,216 ♪ It ain't right ♪ 501 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:47,286 [ Buzzer ] 502 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,889 -Find out who's won the show tonight 503 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,191 right after these messages, 504 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,392 Don't go anywhere. 505 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,166 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 506 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,202 That's the end of our show, and tonight's winners 507 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,304 are Wayne Brady and Keegan-Michael Key, 508 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,672 and I'd like you guys to read out the credits 509 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,640 as pro wrestlers trash-talking 510 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,043 the camera, who you believe is your opponent. 511 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,312 Thanks for watching, good night! -You know what? 512 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:17,849 The best tag team in the world, Mark Leveson and Dan Patterson. 513 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,019 Don't think we're not coming for Jimmy Mulville today! 514 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,521 We're going to snap his head off! 515 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,056 -That is what we are going to do, brother! 516 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,892 Jed Leventhall, we met last week on the cage, 517 00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,360 and tonight you're going to get it 518 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,195 just like Aisha Tyler got it last week! 519 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,431 -We're going to get Aisha Tyler. 520 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:33,932 -I'm going to take my Sidwell 521 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,701 and give you some of that Sprague, baby! 522 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,069 -Oh, yeah! -Whoo! 523 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,737 -Laura Elwood and Alison McGregor... 524 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,672 -Whoo! -...we're coming for you next! 525 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:41,907 -The greatest, baby! 526 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,008 -The greatest! 527 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,209 The greatest! 528 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,144 Angst Productions, baby! 529 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:49,014 [ Cheers and applause ]