1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:03,837 -Good evening, everybody, and welcome 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:06,773 to a very special episode of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:12,312 Starring Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, 4 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,714 and our favorite guest performers. 5 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,883 Let's have some fun! 6 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:18,151 [ Applause ] 7 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,387 -Hello and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 8 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,554 the show where everything is made up 9 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:22,756 and the points don't matter. 10 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:24,057 Now in every recording that we do, 11 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,425 there's always some amazing material 12 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:27,994 that we just can't make fit into our final shows, 13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,863 so we've put together this special compilation 14 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:31,831 of the very best games, moments, and outtakes 15 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,167 that you have never seen before. 16 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,237 Enjoy. 17 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:40,140 -Now we're gonna play a game called "Party Quirks." 18 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,508 [ Cheers and applause ] 19 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,343 In this game, Ryan is hosting a party 20 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,045 and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are gonna be his guests. 21 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,180 Each one is gonna have a strange quirk or identity. 22 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,150 What Brad has to do is guess what those quirks are. 23 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,851 So, whenever you're ready, gentlemen, 24 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,788 Wayne, Colin, and Ryan, you're gonna line up over there, 25 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,222 and I'll bring you in one at a time with the doorbell. 26 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,091 And Brad, whenever you are ready, 27 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:00,293 go ahead and start that party. 28 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:02,729 -I've got everything I need. 29 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:06,299 Cool-Whip, bologna, hot dogs, and beans. 30 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,435 It's going to be quite a treat. 31 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:09,469 I invited... 32 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:11,871 [ Doorbell rings ] Oh. 33 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,106 -Hello. -Hey, what's up, man? 34 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,008 -Welcome to the party. -It's great to see you. 35 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,644 [ Laughter ] 36 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:19,279 -You are looking good, baby. 37 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:20,947 -Oh, thank you so much. -Ooh, hey. 38 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:22,282 -Hey. -Alright. 39 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:24,417 -Come on in. Have some dip or whatever. 40 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,352 -Oh, yeah. Look at you. 41 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:29,289 [ Doorbell rings ] -Oh, come on in as well. 42 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:35,962 [ Short, whirring sound ] 43 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:37,330 -Would you like some dip? 44 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:38,665 -[Strained] You can't see me. 45 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:40,600 [ Laughter ] 46 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:43,970 -Just talking to my reflection in the floor mirror. 47 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,839 -No, no, I'll get the dip myself, baby. 48 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,575 Mm. [Slurping] 49 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,445 [ Slurping ] 50 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,848 [ Doorbell rings ] 51 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,617 -Hi, welcome to the party. 52 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,452 -[ Imitating Cookie Monster ] Me so hungry! 53 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:00,687 Been too long! 54 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:08,228 [ Laughter ] 55 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,698 Mm, allergic to nuts. 56 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,968 [ Laughter ] 57 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:16,669 Ooo, me hungry! 58 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:19,506 [ Laughter ] 59 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,107 -[ Slurping ] 60 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,710 -That not helping. 61 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,445 What you hiding? 62 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:29,149 Must have! I'm addicted to the sweetness! 63 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,884 [ Laughter ] 64 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,086 [ Doorbell rings ] 65 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,388 -Thank God you're here. Whew. 66 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:37,190 -Morning, Brad. 67 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:40,059 -Good morning. -How are you? 68 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,195 -Good, come on in. -Let me get that door. 69 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,196 Ahh! 70 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:46,466 Oh... 71 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,134 Is that champagne I see over there? 72 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,370 -It is, please, have... -Let me just get that. 73 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:55,542 [ Laughter ] Thank you. 74 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,076 -You're welcome. 75 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,878 You need to get anything off that top shelf, 76 00:02:58,912 --> 00:02:59,979 please feel free. 77 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,581 -Oh, I can reach it. 78 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,183 -You must have some! 79 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:04,551 You must have some. 80 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,086 -Wow, you're a frisky little varmint, aren't ya? 81 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,856 [ Laughter ] 82 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,124 -Perhaps the two of you met 83 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:14,694 my very close friend, Mr. Chameleon? 84 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:17,430 -Uh, yeah. 85 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:18,531 -No, no! 86 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:19,966 -He's one of a bunch of creatures 87 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,068 that can use camouflage. 88 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:23,436 -And what are they trying to do? 89 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:25,004 -Hey, baby. Hey, baby. [ Slurping noise ] 90 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,340 Oh, yeah. 91 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,175 Can I get your number later? 92 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,211 -Oh, you're a... 93 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,246 pick-up chameleon on Tinder. 94 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,981 [ Buzzer ] -I'll take that one. 95 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:36,449 I'll take it. 96 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,718 -Mind if I help myself to that fondue? 97 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:41,287 -Well, sure. -Careful. 98 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,455 [ Laughter ] 99 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:44,524 [ Imitates sizzling sound ] 100 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:48,194 -Oh, did you just burn the very touchy-feely 101 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,295 ...Cookie Monster? 102 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:52,599 -Yes! [ Buzzer ] 103 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:53,833 -You bet I did. 104 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,301 -Well... -Ow! 105 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,337 -Oh, sorry. 106 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,204 I'm sorry, 107 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,706 Sheriff Lasso Penis. 108 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,608 [ Buzzer ] 109 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,443 -I'm gonna take that. 110 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:04,444 I'm gonna take it, yeah. 111 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,379 [ Buzzer ] 112 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,881 [ Cheers and applause ] 113 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,217 ♪♪ 114 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,786 -We're here to play a game now entitled "Dubbing." 115 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,022 This is a game for Wayne, Ryan, and Colin, 116 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,824 so come on down! 117 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:20,260 In this game, we're also gonna involve our star guest, 118 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,428 so please, give it up for top television actress, 119 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,530 best known for the hit shows "24" and "Riverdale," 120 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,399 the lovely Marisol Nichols. 121 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,868 [ Cheers and applause ] 122 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:30,370 -Yay. 123 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:31,371 -Hi, how are you? -Good. 124 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,338 -How are you? -Nice to meet you. 125 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:33,906 -Nice to meet you. -Hello. 126 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,242 -So here is how this game is gonna work. 127 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,044 Ryan and Wayne are gonna act out a scene with Marisol, 128 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:39,746 but you're not gonna use your own voice. 129 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,214 Colin's gonna do the lines, 130 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,016 and you want to try to move your lips when he's speaking 131 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:45,084 and make sense of whatever babble 132 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,086 is falling from his face holes. 133 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,588 [ Laughter ] 134 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,256 And here is the scene. 135 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:54,761 Legendary, legendary flamenco dancer El Ryan-o, 136 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:58,998 is getting his protege Marisol to perform some new moves, 137 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,401 when suddenly, sexy dancer Wayne 138 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,636 appears to put them both to shame. 139 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:04,671 -Oh. -Of course. 140 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:06,072 -And then whenever you cue them, 141 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:07,540 the brilliant Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 142 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:08,608 will play some music. 143 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,010 Enjoy. 144 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,247 [ Cheers and applause ] 145 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,581 -[ Smarmy European accent ] I'm so glad you've decided 146 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:17,550 to take my class. 147 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:21,621 -Yes, you are the most legendary, legendary! 148 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,690 When I touch your neck, I just want to dance. 149 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:24,824 -Then dance! 150 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:26,726 Why hide your feelings and your emotions? 151 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:27,960 Let them free. 152 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,295 -I will let them free! 153 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,799 I will express what I feel for you in a small dance, 154 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,701 using one leg! 155 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,069 -Oh. 156 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,904 [ Laughter ] 157 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,772 -I feel I should put my robe on. 158 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:42,208 -Ah. 159 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:44,210 I just thought you were wearing a very wrinkly shirt. 160 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:45,244 -No. 161 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,013 [ Laughter ] 162 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:48,514 [ Fake cough ] 163 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:51,084 [ Laughter ] 164 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,986 Tonight is the big dance in the town square. 165 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,855 -I have to say, I'm a little nervous, 166 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:57,290 I've never danced in public before. 167 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:58,591 -Don't be nervous. 168 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,760 I have danced in the Square for many, many years. 169 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:01,794 -Show me the moves. 170 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:02,995 -With many, many different women. 171 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,263 -Show me the move! -[ Trills tongue ] 172 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,599 [ Music begins ] 173 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:10,837 [ Cheering ] 174 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,505 -Oh! Oh, my back. 175 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,407 -Oh, El Ryan-o, El Ryan-o, are you alright? 176 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,909 -I've thrown out my back. -Let me massage you. 177 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,478 -There will be no show tonight. 178 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,280 -Oh, there will be a show! -I said my back! 179 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,415 [ Laughter ] 180 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:24,083 -[ Trilling R's ] Pardon me. 181 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,486 -[ Gasps ] Herbie! 182 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:29,989 -My name is El Herbie El Grande Negro. 183 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:32,425 [ Laughter ] 184 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:35,128 -I have dreamed of dancing with you! 185 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,863 You are the sexiest, 186 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:41,300 the most amazing dancer, next to this guy. 187 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,469 [ Laughter ] 188 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,271 -May I, please? 189 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:46,539 -You may, please? 190 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,274 -Who are you looking at? Who are you looking at? 191 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:49,575 -I'm looking at you! 192 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,344 Because I was just wondering 193 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:55,047 what you're going to do that will make me... 194 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,949 -Later that night, in the town square -- 195 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,551 [ Laughter ] 196 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:01,220 ♪♪ 197 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,589 [ Cheering ] 198 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:06,025 ♪♪ 199 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,193 -After all of this dancing -- 200 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:09,061 -My back's better now! 201 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,830 -No, we are leaving together. 202 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:11,931 -No, my back's better. 203 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:14,500 -It is time for your legend to die! 204 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,536 It is time for a new legend to be born. 205 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,104 -My legend will never die! 206 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:19,639 [ Imitates unsheathing ] -Oh! 207 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,374 -You have brought a sword to a dance fight! 208 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:24,444 -I've brought three swords. 209 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:27,079 We shall all three fight to the death. 210 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:30,016 -But the two of us like each other, don't we? 211 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:31,517 -Oh. [ Imitates unsheathing sound ] 212 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:34,120 -Oh! 213 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:35,288 [ Screams and applause ] 214 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,357 -Oh! 215 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,593 [ Cheers and applause ] 216 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,662 [ Buzzer ] 217 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,597 -Marisol Nichols! 218 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,433 [ Cheers and applause ] -Didn't see that coming! 219 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,568 -Hey, stick around. 220 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,069 There's more "Whose Line?" right after this. 221 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:51,737 Stay tuned! 222 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,544 -Next we're gonna play a game called "Piranha Tank." 223 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,780 This is for all four of our performers. 224 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,081 Gentlemen, come on down. 225 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,449 [ Cheers and applause ] 226 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:08,254 -Now, this game is 227 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,490 "Whose Line"'s version of a popular 228 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:16,662 business-based reality show that you may or may not recognize. 229 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:18,631 Wayne and Gary, you're going to be the judges of our show. 230 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,166 Have a seat. And then Ryan and Colin 231 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,235 are gonna be inventors pitching your new product, 232 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:23,603 which is sitting up here on the stage. 233 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,104 When you arrive, it'll be waiting for you. 234 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:28,140 So whenever you're ready, come on in and take it away. 235 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:32,178 ♪♪ 236 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,180 -Hi, welcome to the Piranha Tank. 237 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:35,348 -Hello, Piranhas. -Hello. 238 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,383 -I'm Neal Grotowski, from Boise, Idaho, 239 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,185 and this is my lovely wife, Cynthia. 240 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,087 -Hey. 241 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,889 -That's great. We don't have a lot of time to waste here. 242 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,957 I made most of my money in croissants. 243 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,325 What do you guys have? 244 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:50,930 -Well, we are asking $20 for 100% of our new product. 245 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:52,965 In other words, if you give us $20, 246 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,500 we'll give you our new product. 247 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,335 -Alright, counter offer. 248 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,005 -Alright, well, Cynthia will explain how this works. 249 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:02,975 [ Laughter ] 250 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,211 By the way, we have a patent pending on this, 251 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:08,080 and a patent for the function, the unusual function, 252 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,715 that Cynthia's gonna show you now. 253 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:11,450 [ Laughter ] 254 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,785 -Alright, Cynthia, go ahead and -- 255 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:15,154 -I love my husband. I love him so much. 256 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:16,856 -Show us what you're made of, Cynthia, and don't forget -- 257 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,225 -I had a dream that my husband, 258 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:20,626 who's the smartest person I know -- 259 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,430 I wish I could know half the stuff he does. 260 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:30,636 Then I came up with my mind transference conductor. 261 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:35,441 -It attracts protons and... protons from the air 262 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:37,743 through the tube, into Cynthia's head. 263 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,679 -It takes it from his head. 264 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:44,317 And I'm absorbing all of his knowledge right now. 265 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,218 -Hey, where am I from? 266 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,120 -Tum...coma. 267 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,056 [ Laughter ] 268 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,158 And I could put this on a nuclear a scientist 269 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,760 and I could learn how to nuclear scientize! 270 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:55,561 [ Laughter ] 271 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,829 -So, Sharks... 272 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:57,830 or Piranha's. 273 00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,599 -Right, very different. 274 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,267 -Totally different! -Very, very different. 275 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,335 -Sea animals. 276 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,870 -Why don't you suck knowledge with us? 277 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:06,305 [ Laughter ] 278 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:10,142 -Well, I earned most of my money making clothing for dogs. 279 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,744 -Yes, I know. 280 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,713 -I'm gonna make a counter offer. 281 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:14,847 -Alright. -Alright. 282 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,516 -I'm gonna offer you 5 bucks 283 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,952 for 200% of your company 284 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,421 and the ability to make sweet love to your bald wife. 285 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,656 [ Laughter ] 286 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,491 -Do you mind if we talk about this for a minute? 287 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,226 -Please. -Thank you. 288 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,095 -Surprised they didn't just put the cone on their head and... 289 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,030 -Doesn't sound very good to me, but I think we -- 290 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,633 [ Overlapping arguing ] 291 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:36,702 -To -- -Yeah, alright -- 292 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:37,837 -Here's our -- -Two... 293 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:42,174 [ Laughter ] 294 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:47,179 -$200 million dollars, 295 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,748 final deal. 296 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,349 [ Laughter ] 297 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,817 -Okay. 298 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,619 -I've never made that kind of money in croissants before. 299 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,688 You know the thing about them is they're flaky and buttery. 300 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:56,989 -Yeah, and most people, 301 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,724 they really don't want clothes on their dogs. 302 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:02,561 I'm a sham, basically. This isn't even my real name. 303 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,630 -Here's my counter offer. 304 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,501 You give us your croissant dog clothing line, 305 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,671 and Cynthia and I will both make mad, mad love to you. 306 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,205 That's it. 307 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,407 [ Laughter ] 308 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,441 -Gentlemen, are you in? 309 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:16,475 -Deal. -Deal. 310 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,510 -Are you in? -Deal. 311 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:20,546 -Alright, yes. [ Buzzer ] 312 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:23,549 [ Cheers and applause ] 313 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,485 ♪♪ 314 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,953 So here's how this game works. 315 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,889 You three are gonna sing like a doo-wop group from the 50s, 316 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,490 but you're gonna sing about Mandy, 317 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:35,861 who died tragically in a garden store-related accident. 318 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,663 -Aww. -Whenever you're ready. 319 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,433 ♪♪ 320 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:41,734 -Oh, Mandy... 321 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:42,902 -[ Doo-wop harmonizing ] 322 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:47,807 -I miss you, baby. 323 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:53,112 -♪ I remember Mandy, her love was so pure ♪ 324 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,548 ♪ She went to get some fertilizer ♪ 325 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,717 ♪ From the garden store ♪ 326 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,985 ♪ She tripped and fell in row six ♪ 327 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,154 ♪ She's not with us anymore ♪ 328 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:07,993 ♪ Now she's six feet deep, covered in manure ♪ 329 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:12,732 -♪ Mandy, baby, I still don't know how ♪ 330 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:17,403 ♪ You ended up under tons of poop from that cow ♪ 331 00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,171 ♪ Someday I hoped you and I ♪ 332 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,674 ♪ Would live in a big hovel ♪ 333 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:24,977 ♪ But now I'm digging your hole with this shovel ♪ 334 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:27,279 -♪ Shovel ♪ 335 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:31,617 -[ Speaking ] Oh, Mandy, I love you so. 336 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:36,155 Just looking at you makes my skin glow. 337 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,424 We were gonna make room... 338 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,159 Sup-a-deep-I-do. 339 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:45,064 [ Randomly scat singing ] 340 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:48,968 [ Doo-wop harmonizing ] 341 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:54,640 ♪♪ 342 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:59,078 Oh, Mandy, I beg your pardon. 343 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:03,883 You came to my store to get some stuff to have a garden. 344 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:07,987 The shelf collapsed, that was the last thing that you need. 345 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,456 My last thought of you is lying there, 346 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,391 covered in my seed. 347 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:13,726 [ Laughter ] 348 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:17,429 -♪ Oh, Mandy, oh, you died ♪ 349 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,365 ♪ Oh, Mandy ♪ 350 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:22,301 ♪ Oh, you're making me cry ♪ 351 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:27,006 ♪ I paint for you a picture laid upon an easel ♪ 352 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:31,210 ♪ I killed you with my garden weasel ♪ 353 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:34,947 [ Cheers and applause ] 354 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,753 -Hey, don't move! 355 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:41,954 There's more "Whose Line?" coming at you 356 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,055 right after these messages. 357 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,590 Stay put. 358 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,231 We're gonna play a game now entitled "Scenes From a Hat." 359 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,732 -Oh! 360 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,902 [ Cheers and applause ] 361 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,138 -Wayne and Jonathan are here. 362 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,906 Before the show, we asked our audience 363 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,708 to write down a few scenes they'd like to see acted out 364 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,543 by our sensational gentlemen performers. 365 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,078 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 366 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,346 I'm gonna read them out. 367 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,480 Let's see how many awesome things 368 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,748 our performers can come up with. 369 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:12,284 Here we go. "Bad times to take a call." 370 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,855 -Give me your wallet. -Okay. 371 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:16,922 -Give me your wallet right now. -Okay, okay. 372 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,123 -Come on, I'm not playing with you man. 373 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,358 [ Imitates phone call ] -Oh, hang on a sec. 374 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,293 Hey. Hey. 375 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,696 It's for you. 376 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:27,733 [ Laughter ] 377 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,002 [ Buzzer ] 378 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,543 -Yeah? 379 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,845 Uh, he can't come to the phone right now. 380 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,248 [ Laughter ] 381 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,483 -[ Groaning ] 382 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,685 [ Buzzer ] 383 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,421 [ Laughter ] 384 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,290 -Welcome, I'm Saint Peter. 385 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:52,725 -Saint Peter? This is Heaven! 386 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,059 -Welcome to the gates. 387 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,561 -Ohh. -Inside, you -- 388 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,596 [ Imitates phone call ] Oh, hold on. 389 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,165 What's up? 390 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,834 [ Laughter ] 391 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,003 No, no, no. Some fool trying to get in Heaven. 392 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,472 [ Buzzer ] 393 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,707 [ Laughter ] 394 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,808 Girl, you know I'm your saint. 395 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,844 What's up? 396 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,712 -[ Imitates phone call ] 397 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,180 -Hold on. 398 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,816 -Hey, I've been waiting for a long time. 399 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,151 -Oh, wait. Let's FaceTime. 400 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,252 -Okay. Ready? 401 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,887 Hey! 402 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,623 [ Buzzer ] 403 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,126 [ Laughter ] 404 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:31,997 -"The world's worst dance crazes." 405 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,833 -Come on, everybody! Come on, everybody! 406 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,835 Come on, let's do the punch! 407 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,505 [ Beat boxing ] 408 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,073 -Ow, ow! 409 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,875 -Ooh! -Ow, ow! 410 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,877 -Caught in your zipper, caught in your zipper, 411 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,947 caught in the zipper, caught in the zipper. 412 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,715 [ Buzzer ] 413 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,650 [ Laughter ] 414 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:56,322 -"Pick up lines in the Army." 415 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,356 -Hello, sweetheart. 416 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:58,991 You know that I hang to the left... 417 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:02,594 right, left, right, left, left. 418 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,563 [ Buzzer ] 419 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,666 [ Applause ] 420 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,101 -I'll give you 20! 421 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,737 [ Laughter ] 422 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,339 [ Buzzer ] 423 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:18,043 -I get it, it's good. Yeah. 424 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,112 -You gonna hit me? 425 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,180 -No, just come here. 426 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,548 Don't be afraid. 427 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:26,418 You want the boobs? You can't handle the boobs! 428 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,454 -Oh, oh... 429 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,955 I'm already at attention. 430 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,691 [ Buzzer ] 431 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,860 -I see what you did there. 432 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:38,297 -Uh-huh, yeah. 433 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:42,401 -"If famous movies and TV shows had only starred Munchkins." 434 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,603 [ Laughter ] 435 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,609 [ Doorbell rings ] 436 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,511 -Oh, let me get the buzzer. 437 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:53,545 Where's the buzzer? 438 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,347 [ Doorbell and buzzer sounding ] 439 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,983 -I'm a [beep] Munchkin. I can't see! 440 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,119 [ Buzzer ] 441 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,822 -"If all movies were directed by Quentin Tarantino." 442 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,724 [ Laughter ] 443 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,595 -They took her mother, they burned her home, 444 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,163 and now... 445 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,767 Bambi's back for revenge, mother[beep]. 446 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,635 [ Laughter ] 447 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,837 [ Buzzer ] 448 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,672 [ Cheers and applause ] 449 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,940 -Huh? -Lie down. 450 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,909 -Alright. -On your back, on your back. 451 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,577 -I got it. 452 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,548 -Gah! 453 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,150 -[ Imitating Miss Piggy ] Oh, Kermie. 454 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:34,753 [ Laughter ] 455 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,789 [ Buzzer ] 456 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,124 -"Pig Fiction." "Pig Fiction." 457 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,926 [ Cheers and applause ] 458 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,929 ♪♪ 459 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,165 -You know, one of my favorite styles, 460 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,300 one of my favorite styles of all time is Rockabilly. 461 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,568 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 462 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:50,803 [ Laughter ] 463 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,439 -Baa. Baa. 464 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:56,175 Baaaaa. 465 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,976 Sounds like Bob Dylan. Baa! 466 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,112 [ Laughter ] 467 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,452 -Rockabilly. Uh... 468 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,320 -You haven't got a title, have you? 469 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,456 -I do. Oh, are you kidding? 470 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,524 It's right there, right in front of me. It's on this CD album. 471 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:16,161 This great rockabilly New Year's Eve song, 472 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,230 "My Ball Dropped in Times Square." 473 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,631 [ Laughter ] 474 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:26,605 ♪♪ 475 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,273 -♪ Well, it was a little before 12:00 ♪ 476 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,675 ♪ And it was after dark ♪ 477 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,243 -♪ After the dark ♪ 478 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:35,180 -♪ I was sitting down outside, waiting for Dick Clark ♪ 479 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,515 -♪ Dick Clark ♪ 480 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:39,251 -♪ Oh, it was almost 12:00, you see ♪ 481 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,221 ♪ When a vagrant came and he kicked me ♪ 482 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,522 ♪ And now I've got news to share ♪ 483 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,124 ♪ My ball dropped in Times Square ♪ 484 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,059 -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 485 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:50,262 -♪ Before this day, didn't know that I had two ♪ 486 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,264 ♪ Ah, boo, too, too ♪ -♪ Had two ♪ 487 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,067 -♪ One fell off, hell, man, what you gonna do? ♪ 488 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,102 -♪ Say, what you gonna do? ♪ 489 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,638 -♪ Life kicks you in the butt, 'cause it ain't fair ♪ 490 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:02,441 ♪ But look, I dropped a ball on that Times Square ♪ 491 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:07,179 -♪ Oh, I dropped a ball, dropped on Times Square ♪ 492 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:10,182 -♪ Oh, if you've got a ball that needs dropping ♪ 493 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:12,718 ♪ Or there's a problem that needs stopping ♪ 494 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,854 ♪ Oh, don't you see it's time to rock, ball drop ♪ 495 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,789 ♪ Hey, it's nuts o'clock ♪ 496 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,159 -♪ Let me grab it, let's see ♪ 497 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,528 ♪ Is this yours? Look out, I got three ♪ 498 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:26,064 ♪ Because balls dropping on the Square ♪ 499 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,533 -♪ On the Square ♪ 500 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:30,802 -♪ Hey, look at this, here's the trick ♪ 501 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,005 ♪ Hey, impression, who is this? ♪ 502 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,640 "Come on, man." 503 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,076 ♪ I got your ball in my eye ♪ -♪ Eye! ♪ 504 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,946 Sammy Davis! 505 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:45,284 [ Cheers and applause ] 506 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,719 -Hey, stick around. 507 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,588 I'll tell you who won our show after this short break. 508 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,390 There's more "Whose Line?" right after this. 509 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:58,263 -Hey, welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 510 00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,731 That's our show. 511 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,433 Tonight, it seems as if Colin Mochrie 512 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:02,834 may have won the day. -Wow! 513 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,804 -So please, join our very special guest, Marisol Nichols, 514 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,573 and read out credits as doctors 515 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,908 treating the others' embarrassing injuries. 516 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,109 -Oh. 517 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,812 -Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night! 518 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,682 -Okay, so. -Dan Patterson. 519 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,917 -Oh, thank you. 520 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,953 -Thank you. 521 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,455 -Oh, dear. Look at that. What's wrong with you? 522 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,824 -I don't know. -I think I'm okay. 523 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,125 -You sure? -I don't think so. 524 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,393 -You better check me out. 525 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,928 -Your Carrie Havel's drooping. 526 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,530 Oh, there. Let me get the glove. 527 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,966 -Yes. Go ahead now. 528 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,768 -Alright, I'm getting your... 529 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,837 I'm getting your Kris Sheets right here. 530 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,239 Your Ed's a little Greene. 531 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,040 [ Cheers and applause ] 532 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,976 Under the B, 24. 533 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,711 -Bingo! 534 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,212 -I swear... 535 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,847 [ Laughter ] 536 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,450 [ Cheers and applause ]