1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:03,203 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:06,573 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:10,677 On tonight's show, running back Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:14,080 wide receiver Gary Anthony Williams, 5 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:16,449 tight end Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:20,720 and end-zone fumble Ryan Stiles, 7 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,789 and I'm Aisha Tyler. 8 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:24,691 Let's make some stuff up. 9 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:28,061 [ Applause ] 10 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:29,929 Hi! 11 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:32,165 Hello. 12 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,234 Hello, everybody. 13 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,402 Welcome. 14 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,070 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 15 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,772 the show where everything is made up, 16 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,607 and like Twitter at Ryan's house, 17 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,842 the points do not matter. 18 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,344 We've got a great show for you tonight, 19 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:47,180 so let's get started with a game called "Hollywood Director." 20 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,715 This is for all four of our performers. 21 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:52,052 Gentlemen, come towards me. 22 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:56,089 Now, the way that this game works is that Gary, 23 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:58,024 Ryan, and Wayne are going to be acting out a film scene, 24 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,493 and Colin is going to be the director giving them notes 25 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,829 on how to improve the scene as they go along. 26 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:04,264 The scene you guys are going to be acting out 27 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:07,100 is that flirtatious golf pro Ryan 28 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:09,936 is showing a beautiful young trophy wife, Gary... 29 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:11,271 [ Laughter ] 30 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:13,106 ...how to improve her swing. 31 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,608 Suddenly, Gary's nearsighted husband, Wayne, 32 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,010 [ Laughter ] 33 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:19,345 ...arrives on a golf cart. 34 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,214 Whenever you're ready, gentlemen, take it away. 35 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,249 -I understand this is your first lesson. 36 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,350 -This is. 37 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:25,952 It's also my first time wearing a skort. 38 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:27,754 -I see. 39 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,155 Well, why don't I start off by showing you 40 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:30,857 how to use the ball washer? 41 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:32,358 -Okay. 42 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:34,294 -It's right over here. 43 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:35,962 Put your ball in there. 44 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,933 -Oh. 45 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,268 -[ Imitating engine revving ] 46 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:43,970 -Uh-oh! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 47 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,038 -Oh. 48 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:47,607 -Listen here! Leave my woman alone! 49 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,209 -Derek, Derek... -I love you! 50 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:51,578 I love you so much! -Derek! 51 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,012 -You are the most amazing woman, 52 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,681 and why would you leave me? 53 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:56,649 -Derek! -I love you. 54 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:57,884 I love you so much. 55 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,352 -He was just showing me how to wash his balls. 56 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:00,720 -That's right. I was just showing her how -- 57 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,655 just showing her how to play golf. 58 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:03,823 I was just showing her. 59 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,226 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 60 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:10,497 Oh, you guys are like a horrific breakfast cereal. 61 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,065 Crack, crackle, pop. 62 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:13,566 [ Laughter ] 63 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,735 You know what? It has nothing to it. 64 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:17,203 There's no energy. 65 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:18,738 There's no energy. You need energy. 66 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:21,674 Do it like you're hyped up on caffeine. 67 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,143 Action. 68 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:24,644 -Well, I hope you don't mind that everything on me 69 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:25,845 is jiggling right now. -Fore! 70 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,947 -Huh? Oh. 71 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,082 You have to help me. 72 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:30,316 You have to help me. You have to help me. 73 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:31,718 -Hey, hey! Let's wash our balls. 74 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:32,785 -Okay. 75 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,155 [ Laughter ] 76 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,090 -[ Imitating engine revving ] -Whoa! Oh! 77 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:38,391 Derek! -Who is that? 78 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:40,693 Who the hell was that? -Derek! 79 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:44,063 Derek! Derek! Derek! 80 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,265 Derek! 81 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:47,167 Derek, you have to stop this. 82 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,935 You have to stop thi-- Uh-oh. 83 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:51,237 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 84 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,106 -Smells like almonds. 85 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:54,440 Did you smell almonds? 86 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:55,441 -Huh? 87 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:56,543 -Did you smell almonds? 88 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,545 [ Laughter ] -That was... 89 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,079 -You smell almonds when you faint like that. 90 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,081 -Yeah. 91 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,149 -I smell almonds. 92 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,584 -Yes, I -- Believe me. 93 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:07,520 It's my fervent wish that you were smelling almonds. 94 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:10,056 You know, there's no contact between you. 95 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:11,424 I don't see any relationship. 96 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:14,761 So do it like you're all covered in super glue. 97 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:18,831 [ Laughter ] 98 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,200 -I was won-- Oh. 99 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,836 Perhaps you'd like to put your ball... 100 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:26,539 -Oh, no. -...in the ball washer. 101 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:27,740 -Let me help you. -Oh. 102 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:28,808 -Oh. -Oh. 103 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:30,510 -Oh. Uh-oh! -Oh. 104 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,911 -Oh! Oh! -Uh-oh. 105 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,313 -[ Imitates engine revving ] 106 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,782 -I smell almonds! -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 107 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:37,684 -I smelled almonds again. -Yes. 108 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,852 -Yeah, I smell nuts, too. 109 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,288 [ Laughter and applause ] 110 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,057 -From behind. Okay. 111 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,458 -All right, no, hey! 112 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:46,659 Thank you! 113 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,528 You have given me inspiration! 114 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,597 -Just from nuts? -Yes. 115 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:53,633 -Do it like you're in a cheesy adult movie. 116 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,201 -Oh. 117 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,471 -Action. 118 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:01,507 -Hi. -Hi. 119 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,042 -Perhaps you'd like to, uh, 120 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,645 grab my club and have a few strokes. 121 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:07,247 -I reckon I would. 122 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,448 -Wait. -Oh? 123 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:10,216 -I should put my ball in the ball washer first. 124 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,218 -Oh! Or would you rath... 125 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,987 -[ Imitates engine revving ] 126 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,290 Where are you, honey? -Chika-dika-dow-wow! 127 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:19,659 -I can't see you. 128 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:21,227 I can't see you. -She's right over there. 129 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,196 -Huh? -Oh. 130 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,265 -Cut, cut, cut, cut. 131 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,567 [ Buzzer ] -What was wrong with that? 132 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,035 What was wrong with that? 133 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:32,705 [ Cheers and applause ] 134 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:33,973 -Uh... 135 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,376 -Why would you stop it right there? 136 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:39,245 -It was just about to get good. -I could see what was coming. 137 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,314 -That's what the Internet is for, gentlemen. 138 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:43,216 -I was just about to replace a divot. 139 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:46,819 [ Laughter ] 140 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,821 -You're making pictures in my head. 141 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:54,794 Next up, ladies and gentlemen, is a game called 142 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:56,195 "Scenes From a Hat." 143 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,598 This is for all four of our performers. 144 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,767 Ryan and Colin, you're over there. 145 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,869 Wayne and Gary, you're right here. 146 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:04,037 Now, before the show, 147 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,605 we asked the audience to write down scenes 148 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,340 they wanted to see acted out by our performers. 149 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,075 I've got the suggestions here in this hat. 150 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,476 I'm going to read them out, 151 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,879 and we'll see how many our performers can act out. 152 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:17,717 So, the first one is "Unlikely Car Commercials." 153 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:23,523 -The new Buick -- very easy to break into. 154 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:25,658 [ Laughter and applause ] 155 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:27,327 [ Buzzer ] 156 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,164 -The new 2015, with more room 157 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,566 in the trunk for bodies than ever before. 158 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,635 [ Laughter and applause, buzzer ] 159 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:38,738 -No? Okay. 160 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:40,540 -We don't like that one. 161 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:41,808 -Clearly. 162 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,643 [ Laughs ] 163 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,245 Oh, this one's for you, Ry. -Oh! 164 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,349 -"Pickup Lines That Would Never Work." 165 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:52,819 [ Audience oohs ] 166 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,988 You guys are too sensitive! 167 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,724 -Can I buy you a drink? 168 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,528 [ Buzzer ] 169 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,033 -Out of all the girls that I've hit on 170 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:09,936 and I've been rejected by, and finally I've settled on you. 171 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:11,537 You're the hottest one. 172 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,272 [ Laughter and applause ] 173 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,374 [ Buzzer ] 174 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,909 This Buick -- very easy to break into. 175 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,010 -I can't. 176 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,346 -And there's a body in the trunk. 177 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,215 -Get out of here. 178 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,754 -What do you weigh? 179 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,522 [ Audience oohs ] 180 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,923 [ Buzzer ] 181 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,963 -You know the doors are locked, right? 182 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,166 -Terrifying. [ Buzzer ] 183 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:44,237 -It's this thing. 184 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,305 It's really strong. 185 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:47,540 Try that. -Oh! 186 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:48,674 -Hey. -Wow! 187 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:50,276 -Some of us are working. 188 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:52,478 [ Laughter and applause ] 189 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,652 -My hand smell funny to you? 190 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:04,023 [ Buzzer ] 191 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,728 -Mm, mm, mm! 192 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,296 You look fertile. 193 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:12,298 [ Laughter, audience oohs ] 194 00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:13,733 [ Buzzer ] 195 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:22,208 -"Bad Things to Do on Your First Day at Work." 196 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,580 -Ryan, Colin, Wayne, 197 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,415 y'all stupid! 198 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:36,222 True story, guys. 199 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:38,424 [ Laughter and applause ] 200 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,496 -I really look forward to working here, sir. 201 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:45,598 -Good. -Is, uh, that your wife? 202 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,737 [ Laughter and applause ] 203 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,009 [ Buzzer ] 204 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:03,282 -"If Famous Movie Scenes Were Performed in the Nude." 205 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:08,120 -"My friend Andy Dufresne 206 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,823 had chiseled his way through that wall." 207 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:13,125 [ Laughter and applause ] 208 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,236 [ Buzzer ] 209 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:26,038 -[ Panting ] 210 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:28,040 [ Imitating Rocky Balboa ] Adrian! 211 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,978 [ Laughter and applause ] 212 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,579 [ Buzzer ] 213 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,616 You said naked. 214 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:37,884 -Come on! You can do it, Rock. 215 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,753 You can do it. 216 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:43,656 Come on! Hit it, Rock, hit it! 217 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:48,227 -Last season, I actually did that to his penis and balls. 218 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,362 -Did you? 219 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,797 -Oh, yeah. 220 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,900 -No, not on the show, though. 221 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:57,336 [ Laughter, audience oohs ] 222 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,205 -Just a lot of [bleep] jokes. 223 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:00,506 Okay. 224 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,874 -Well, what else...? -You said to do it naked. 225 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,843 -Should we have done a lot of vagina jokes? 226 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,878 -Yes. -All right, fine. 227 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,914 -All right. Sure. 228 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:10,550 -[ Imitating ship engine ] 229 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,685 We are falling into the black hole. 230 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,623 -Yes! Yes! 231 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,159 -You happy? -I am. 232 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:22,828 Thank you. 233 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,864 -Ready, Thelma? -Ready, Louise? 234 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:29,268 [ Laughter ] 235 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,404 -Why just one? 236 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,738 -Because that's where the ignition was. 237 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:35,474 -Because we were driving into a really big vagina. 238 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,111 [ Buzzer ] 239 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,315 -All right. 240 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:43,716 Do not go away. 241 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,952 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 242 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:47,219 right after this. 243 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:56,095 -Hey, welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 244 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:59,599 And now we're going to move on to a game called "Radio Show." 245 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,334 This is for all four of our performers. 246 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,837 Gentlemen, when you are ready, come on down. 247 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:09,175 Wayne and Gary are going to be morning radio DJs, 248 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,477 and Ryan and Colin are going to play anybody else 249 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,412 who might call in or feature on the show in any way. 250 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,115 But you're also going to have some star guests 251 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:17,950 to interview on your morning radio show, 252 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:21,787 so, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome legendary illusionists 253 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,723 Penn and Teller. 254 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:27,893 -Hello. 255 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,468 -Welcome. 256 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:36,669 Welcome. 257 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:39,805 -Sir, good to see you again. -Sir! 258 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,207 -Please have a seat. 259 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,242 -Now, here's how this is going to go. 260 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,777 -Who do you think is taller? 261 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,278 -Who do I think is taller? -Let's... 262 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,446 -Uh, oh. 263 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,882 -[Chanting] Tall-off, tall-off, tall-off. 264 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:51,350 -He's taller. -Interesting. 265 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,785 [ Audience oohs ] 266 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:53,819 -Who's got bigger feet? 267 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,054 -He's got me? -No, you got it. 268 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:57,156 -What size feet you got? -I got a 15. 269 00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:58,491 -Damn. -What? 270 00:10:58,524 --> 00:10:59,759 -Oh, okay. 271 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,495 [ Laughter and applause ] 272 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,768 I was just going to pull out enough to win. 273 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:13,939 -All right. 274 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,941 Whenever you guys are ready, take it away. 275 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,144 -Do-do-do-do-do-do! [ Imitates explosion ] 276 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,479 It's K-Pet in the morning. -K-Pet! 277 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,616 It's me, Dog, the angriest man on radio. 278 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,451 -And I'm Soothin' Sam. 279 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,453 -Whoo! We balance each other off. 280 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:28,587 [ Imitates explosion ] -Aah! 281 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,056 -♪ In the morning ♪ 282 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,024 -Not in the afternoon. 283 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,159 -All right. 284 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,995 So, what's up today for our listeners, baby? 285 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,563 -I got to tell you something, man. 286 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,465 We're going to get really soothey with it today. 287 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:42,068 We got two fantastical guests on here. 288 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,336 -Callers and listeners, Penn and Teller. 289 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,538 -Oh, great to be here. 290 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:46,739 All right. Thanks. 291 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,874 [ Cheers and applause ] 292 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,476 -[ Imitating telephone ringing ] 293 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,745 -Oh, we have a caller coming in on line nine. 294 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,113 Caller, you're on. 295 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,816 -Yeah, why do you got to have a guy who can't talk 296 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,884 on your radio show? 297 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,554 -Oh, he said -- I thought you guys got a [Indistinct]. 298 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:02,955 -Why do we have a guy that doesn't talk? 299 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:06,058 Oh, he's just got a golf ball in his mouth. 300 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,226 That's why he doesn't talk, 301 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:08,494 because of the golf ball in his mouth. 302 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:10,029 Now Teller is going to talk. Teller will talk. 303 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,231 Oh, he's got the... -He got a... 304 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,400 -Now Teller will talk on your show for the first time ever. 305 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,501 -Here we go. -All right. 306 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:16,569 -Teller is going to talk. 307 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:17,570 -Oh. 308 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,238 -Ring-ring. Ring-ring. 309 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,340 -Yeah, yeah. Caller, you're also on. 310 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,542 -Hi, it's Magnificent Otter. 311 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,112 I'm from Sausalito. 312 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:29,849 Both of your guests are, like, things in a bank. 313 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,250 What's up with that? 314 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:32,918 -What, a pen and a teller? 315 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,488 -[ Laughing hysterically ] 316 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,757 -This guy. This guy. 317 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,394 -Oh! 318 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,930 -Oh, no! Oh, no. 319 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,565 -My name is Penn. -Right. 320 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,134 -And although it's spelled differently... 321 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,635 -Uh-huh. 322 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:52,304 -...it's the same as the word "pen," and his name is Teller. 323 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,106 -Ring-ring. -Caller three, you're in. 324 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,975 -Yeah, I just noticed it was spelled different. 325 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,243 -Yeah, it is. 326 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,011 -Thanks, Otter. We'll be talking to you later. 327 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:02,515 We have a little jingle from our sponsors. 328 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,650 -"D"... 329 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,686 Boo. 330 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,788 D-Boo! 331 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:11,323 -The number-one word in chocolate. 332 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,327 -Ring-ring. Ring-ring. 333 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,529 -Now, caller. 334 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:19,365 -Yeah, I just want to tell your listeners, 335 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:22,434 a golf ball just rolled by my car. 336 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,370 -Let's go ahead and check with Jimmy in the traffic 'copter 337 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,639 to see if he can see the rolling ball. 338 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,741 -[ Imitating helicopter blades whirring ] 339 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,409 I see the ball. 340 00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,077 It's heading down Hallassee, 341 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,980 and a guy just took a left on Melrose. 342 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,482 -Now, Jimmy, I have a question for you. 343 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:37,817 -Yes? 344 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,552 -Is it wise that you're not flying your helicopter? 345 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:43,088 You've just got your hands back slapping your chest. 346 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,292 -And why do you sound like Gilbert Gottfried? 347 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,429 -You hit your nipples for an hour and see how you sound. 348 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,964 -Fair enough. 349 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,465 Before we let you go back to Vegas... 350 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,100 -Yes. Yep. 351 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:58,304 -Would you consider playing a private show here 352 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:02,541 in Los Angeles for the radio station and our listeners? 353 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,976 -No. 354 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,945 -Gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to Penn and Teller 355 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,314 right here on the 6:00 a.m. angry man 356 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,748 and the sensitive one radio. 357 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,283 We are out. -Out. 358 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,785 [ Buzzer ] 359 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,354 -Ladies and gentlemen, Penn and Teller! 360 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,490 Don't go anywhere. 361 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,993 We will be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 362 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,061 right after this. 363 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,734 -Hey, there. 364 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,636 Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 365 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,404 We are going to keep the fun 366 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,707 going now with a game called "Greatest Hits." 367 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,242 It's a game for all four of our players, 368 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,810 so, gentlemen, come on down. 369 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,845 You'll have to have the help of Laura Hall 370 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,014 and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 371 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,416 The way that this game works is that Ryan and Colin 372 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,851 are two TV voiceover artists 373 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,786 talking about the latest compilation album. 374 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,322 Wayne and Gary are going to sing snippets of those songs, 375 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,858 so what I need from the audience is a suggestion here. 376 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,995 Can you give me a big American city one might go and visit? 377 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,631 [ Shouting suggestions ] 378 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,432 -Oh, okay! Dallas. 379 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,867 -What? -Dallas, ladies and gentlemen. 380 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,135 All right. 381 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:06,538 So the name of your album is "Songs of Dallas." 382 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,873 Take it away. 383 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,975 -Good morning, America. 384 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,310 -Good morning. 385 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,245 We'll be right back to our documentary on people 386 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:17,182 obsessed with pedicures, in "Clip-tomaniacs," 387 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,752 in just a second. 388 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,086 Hey, have you ever been to Dallas? 389 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,121 -I have never -- 390 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,889 Yes, I have. 391 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,157 It's a lot like Houston... 392 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,792 -Yes. -...but without the culture. 393 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:30,029 [ Audience oohs ] 394 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:33,065 -Well, that's one place I wouldn't vacation in, for you. 395 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,335 -Don't worry. I won't. 396 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,804 -Anyway, on this collection of, uh... 397 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,005 -LPs? 398 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,341 -Yeah. There are some interesting pairings. 399 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:43,842 Pairings you wouldn't see outside of Dallas. 400 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:44,910 -Really? 401 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,545 -Oh, I tell you, this one fascinates me. 402 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:47,780 -Really? 403 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,415 -Because it's also about something that I love. 404 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,383 You know, being a Canadian, I love hockey, 405 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,952 and the Dallas Stars are a hockey team. 406 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,687 -And syrup. You guys have syrup, too. 407 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,822 -Yeah, that fits in beautifully with what I'm about to say. 408 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,324 -And beavers. Beavers. 409 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:01,193 You've got beavers and snowshoes and Mounties. 410 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,862 -All things that aren't in Dallas. 411 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,097 But there is a hockey team, 412 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,299 which is sort of the basis of this next song. 413 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,567 -Oh, the Dallas Stars? -Yeah. 414 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,336 -Oh. -Sung by Luther Vandross. 415 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,704 -[ Gasps ] "Vandrohs"? -Yeah. 416 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,038 -Is it "Drohs" or "Drahs"? 417 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,741 -It depends if you're, uh... 418 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:16,775 pronounce it correctly. 419 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,711 -Oh. 420 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,479 -But it's him and Chris Rock. 421 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:23,082 -Chris Rock? -Yeah. 422 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:26,485 So sit back and listen to this novelty tune -- 423 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,454 "Why Do We Have Hockey Here?" 424 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,622 [ Funky music plays ] 425 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,825 -Uh, uh, uh. 426 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,260 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa ♪ 427 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,129 -♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 428 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,232 -♪ Baby, baby, this world is so nice ♪ 429 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,433 -♪ Oh, oh ♪ 430 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,168 -♪ Why in the heck do we have to be ♪ 431 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,304 ♪ Beating around on the ice? ♪ 432 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,439 -♪ Oh, oh ♪ -♪ I don't know, darling ♪ 433 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,842 ♪ I don't give a pluck ♪ 434 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,243 ♪ Don't make no sense ♪ 435 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,779 ♪ Everyone running around chasing these hockey pucks ♪ 436 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,714 -Y'all need to tell me just one thing. 437 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,416 -♪ Uh-huh ♪ -Tell me just one thing. 438 00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,617 -♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 439 00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,885 -You don't see no brothers on the ice. 440 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,954 -Unh-unh. -Not unless he getting chased, 441 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,655 and he's running like this in one place. 442 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,225 -♪ Run, running ♪ -Maaaaaaan! 443 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,760 -♪ Running, running ♪ 444 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,094 -♪ Yeah, oh ♪ 445 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,864 -♪ Why there hockey over here? ♪ 446 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,365 -♪ Hey, hey ♪ 447 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,901 -♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 448 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,836 ♪ I guess we could have curling ♪ 449 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,205 ♪ One of these days ♪ 450 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,207 ♪ People running on the ice, baby ♪ 451 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,510 ♪ With that broom ♪ 452 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,578 ♪ Step back, my friend, you got to make ♪ 453 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:27,646 ♪ Me some ice-skating room ♪ 454 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,214 I'm about to go skating. 455 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:31,984 -[ Imitating ice skates scraping ] 456 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:34,353 One more time, now. 457 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,655 -Come on, now. 458 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,323 The only way you're going to get me on the ice 459 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:41,126 is if there's a hoop on the other end. 460 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,162 Hey. -All right. 461 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,596 -That kind of makes sense. -Yeah, it does. 462 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,098 -All right. Go now. 463 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:51,770 -All right. 464 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,306 [ Cheers and applause ] 465 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,409 -You know what's great about 466 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,611 this particular collection of songs? 467 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,014 -Oh, hash browns. 468 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,215 -What? 469 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,151 -Oh, I thought you asked me what food I like. 470 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,252 -No. 471 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,154 -Oh, because it would be hash browns. 472 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,622 -Who cares? -Okay. 473 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:14,493 -As I said, there's many great pairings on this album. 474 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:15,727 -Is this another pairing coming up? 475 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,097 -Oh, wait till you hear this great hit sung 476 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,733 by two people who have more in common than their last name, 477 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,502 Ice-T and Mr. T... 478 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,237 [ Laughter ] 479 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,272 ...when they sing this great hit -- 480 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,874 "Barbecue in the City." 481 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,110 [ Hip-hop music plays ] 482 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,579 -[Rapping] ♪ I smell the food, smell the food ♪ 483 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,814 ♪ I smell the food, smell the food ♪ 484 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,149 ♪ Do you smell the food ♪ 485 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,951 ♪ Do you smell the food, food, food, food,? ♪ 486 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,186 ♪ Do you smell the food? ♪ 487 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,221 -[Rapping] ♪ Barbecue ♪ 488 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,056 ♪ B-A-R-cue ♪ 489 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,391 ♪ That's what I eat, so I'm telling you ♪ 490 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,660 ♪ As I'm riding down the street, I'm a hustler ♪ 491 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,096 ♪ Every day I get "B" 'cause I'm coming up ♪ 492 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,464 ♪ Fork and knife ♪ -Unh! 493 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,732 -♪ In my hand ♪ -Unh! 494 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,567 -♪ I'm ready for a barbecue, understand? ♪ 495 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,670 ♪ It doesn't matter because I smoke a cigarillo ♪ 496 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,672 ♪ Ooh, roadkill, barbecuing' armadillo ♪ 497 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,040 -Barbecue! -♪ That's what I do ♪ 498 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,709 ♪ Barbecue ♪ -♪ You like the armadillo? ♪ 499 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:07,579 ♪ I'll tell you what, I'm the killer ♪ 500 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,748 ♪ I club your man, I club your man in the mane ♪ 501 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:10,916 What? 502 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,484 ♪ I don't know what I'm sayin' no more ♪ 503 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,619 -No. 504 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,653 ♪ I got so much gold around my neck ♪ 505 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:15,921 ♪ I got an afro ♪ -Whoa. 506 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,890 ♪ But it's only on the top, see? ♪ 507 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,458 -Yes. -♪ You call that a Mohawk? ♪ 508 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,459 ♪ Don't call me ♪ 509 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,027 ♪ Barbecue ♪ -Barbecue. 510 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,529 -Huh? -Barbecue, I'm barbecue. 511 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:24,596 -Go. 512 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,998 ♪ I smell the food, barbecue ♪ 513 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,199 -You see me? Yeah. 514 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:28,567 -Barbecue, I barbecue. -Barbecue. 515 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,502 Huh? I smell the food. 516 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,871 I pity the fool who don't barbecue. 517 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,473 -Sauce. 518 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,074 [ Cheers and applause ] 519 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,610 [ Buzzer ] 520 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,712 -That's good, huh? 521 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,915 -Hey, find out who won our show tonight 522 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,216 right after these messages. 523 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:45,384 Stick around. 524 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,392 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 525 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:56,295 That is our show for the evening, and tonight, 526 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:59,064 all four of you lovely gentlemen performers are our winners. 527 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,732 -Yes! -So I would like you to read, 528 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,434 with our star guests, Penn and Teller, 529 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,037 the credits as two magicians, Ryan and Colin, 530 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,805 trying to make Penn and Teller disappear. 531 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,641 Wayne and Gary, you will be their glamorous assistants, 532 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,243 otherwise known as box jumpers, by the way. 533 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,244 Thanks for watching, everybody. 534 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,845 -Oh, box jumpers. -Goodnight. 535 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:20,919 ♪♪ 536 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:24,823 -By the power of Mark Leveson and Jed Leventhal, 537 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:26,558 disappear! 538 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,428 -It's not working. 539 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,531 -By the Wayne Brady or the Neil... 540 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,765 -Oh! 541 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,200 Ho-ho! 542 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,837 ♪♪ 543 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,706 Can we keep them around a little bit longer? 544 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,241 -Oh! Oh, yes! 545 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,709 Why, we... 546 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,545 [ Cheers and applause ]