1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:01,634 -Good 2 00:00:01,634 --> 00:00:01,835 -Good evening, 3 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,169 -Good evening, everybody, 4 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:06,806 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 5 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,443 On tonight's show -- making the world a better place, 6 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:12,379 Wayne Brady. 7 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:15,415 Making it happen, Jeff Davis. 8 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:18,151 Making out his will, Colin Mochrie. 9 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:23,189 And making whoopee, it's Ryan Stiles. 10 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,991 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 11 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,160 Let's make some stuff up! 12 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,796 [ Cheers and applause ] 13 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,434 Welcome, my friends, to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 14 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:37,470 the show where everything's made up and the points do not matter. 15 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:39,873 We've got a sensational show for you tonight, 16 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:41,574 and we're gonna start right this minute 17 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:43,843 with a game entitled "Weird Newscaster." 18 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:47,347 This is for all four of our performers, so come on down. 19 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,116 In this game, Colin is the anchor of a new program. 20 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,751 Jeff, Ryan, and Wayne are his co-anchors, 21 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,953 each of whom is a rather odd character. 22 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:57,657 Jeff is the co-anchor who was Colin's drunken bride, 23 00:00:57,690 --> 00:00:59,726 embarrassing him on their wedding day. 24 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:01,061 Wayne is the sportscaster 25 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:03,096 who's also an aggressive fitness instructor 26 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,998 leading the entire audience in a class. 27 00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:07,033 And Ryan is the weather forecaster who's also 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,437 experiencing every natural disaster in 30 seconds. 29 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,205 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 30 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:14,441 [ Dramatic music plays ] 31 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:20,647 -Welcome to the 6:00 news. I'm barely conscious. 32 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:24,317 Our top story -- a butcher who backed up into a meat grinder 33 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:27,787 was fired today for getting a little behind in his work. 34 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,255 [ Laughter ] 35 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,094 -Hi, Col. 36 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,763 Oh, my God. I love you so much. 37 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:39,532 I love you so mu-u-u-ch. [ Laughter ] 38 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:40,633 Oh, my God. I love you -- 39 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:44,537 I love Colin so much, you guy-y-y-ys. 40 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,107 I love him so much, even though he's got the littlest wee-wee. 41 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,908 Tiny. Got a tiny... [ Laughter ] 42 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,176 ...tiny little wee-wee! 43 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:53,146 I -- [ Gagging ] 44 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:56,382 [ Snoring ] 45 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,551 Back to you, Colin. 46 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:00,787 -Let's see what's happening in the world of sports. 47 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:02,689 -[German accent] None of you should watch sports. 48 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:04,591 You're just watching sports. You're all so lazy. 49 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,759 You sit on your behinds watching sports. 50 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,461 You are sitting. Everyone get up! 51 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,363 Get up! Get up now! 52 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:11,764 All of you! All of you! 53 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,766 Now march! March in place! 54 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,668 Oh, you're laughing at me. I'm funny. Look at that. 55 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:17,804 Ha ha. No laughing at me! 56 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:21,341 You. You. The one in orange. 57 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:24,644 [ Laughter ] One, two, three, five, nine. 58 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:27,747 You! Come! Come! Come with me! 59 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,116 Yes! Come with me! You can be healthy! 60 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,451 [ Cheers and applause ] 61 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:34,020 Come with me! 62 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:38,224 Now! You Now you do that, huh? 63 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,393 Do you feel it? That is great. 64 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:42,195 Now, are you strong? -Mm-hmm. 65 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,396 -Catch me. 66 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:45,398 Oh! 67 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:47,934 [ Cheers and applause ] 68 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:50,603 You can go now. 69 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,939 [ Cheers and applause ] 70 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,374 Sit! 71 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:56,442 Sit! 72 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:57,810 Back to you. 73 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,513 -I want a divorce. 74 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:01,948 I'm a lesbian! [ Sobs ] 75 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,583 [ Laughter ] 76 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,552 -Me too. [ Laughter ] 77 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,554 Now let's see what's happening with weather. 78 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:10,857 -Well, Col, I don't know what's gonna happen to the -- Oh. 79 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,125 Oh, my God! 80 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,894 Oh, my God. The Earth! The Earth! 81 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,630 [ Laughter and applause ] 82 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,539 The winds! The winds are picking up! 83 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,875 The winds are picking up! 84 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:31,678 [ Breathing heavily ] 85 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,947 Oh, no! Oh, look out! The winds! 86 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,682 -Oh! -Oh, the winds! 87 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,650 -Oh! -Oh! Oh! 88 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:38,918 I'm okay. I'm all right. 89 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:42,021 It looks like it's a-a... tsunami! 90 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,623 [ Laughter ] Oh, thank God! 91 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:46,326 Oh, thank God that missed. 92 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:48,595 I don't know if it's natural or not, but...quicksand! 93 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:51,664 [ Laughter and applause ] 94 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,734 Tsunami! 95 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:57,503 [ Laughter and applause ] 96 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:02,709 -And that was the 6:00 news. Good night and good news. 97 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,612 [ Dramatic music plays, buzzer ] [ Cheers and applause ] 98 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,987 -That was delightful. And very confusing. 99 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,488 -I really wanted to throw it in my face, 100 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,156 but then we would've had to break for an hour. 101 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,993 -You know you can't be throwing water on no Black woman. 102 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:22,795 That would've really been a natural disaster. 103 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:26,366 -Do you melt or what happens? [ Laughter ] 104 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,067 -I just get super ethnic. 105 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,904 Oh, no, you did not get water in my hair! 106 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,540 [ Laughter and applause ] 107 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,909 My friends, we're gonna play a game entitled "Dubbing." 108 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,412 This is a game for Wayne, Ryan, and Colin, so come on down. 109 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,781 This game will also involve our special guest, 110 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:44,384 so please give it up for the Gold Globe-winning star 111 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,152 of the hit show "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend," 112 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:50,156 the incredible Rachel Bloom! [ Cheers and applause ] 113 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:55,061 -Hi, Rachel. 114 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,663 -Hi! Great to see you! 115 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,064 -The way this game works 116 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,433 is Ryan and Wayne are gonna act out a scene with Rachel, 117 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,068 but she won't actually use her own voice. 118 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:03,670 Her lines are gonna be provided by Colin. 119 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,972 So, Rachel, you're just gonna move your lips 120 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,608 when Colin's talking and try to make it make sense. 121 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,511 It won't. And here's the scene. 122 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,047 Ryan, you are a 1940s gangster 123 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,317 hitting on raunchy nightclub singer and dancer Rachel, 124 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:22,322 when suddenly Ryan's jealous showgirl fiancée, Wayne, 125 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:24,223 bursts in. 126 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,224 Take it away. 127 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,626 -Candy, when are you gonna be done? 128 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,394 I've got the car outside, and I'm ready to go. 129 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,196 -Say, aren't you fresh? You're kind of fresh. 130 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:31,331 You're kind of fresh. 131 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,865 You don't impress me with your big talks 132 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,500 and your spats and your hat and your fedora. 133 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,536 -Have you been talking to Jimmy again? Jimmy been bothering you? 134 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,771 I'll beat him into a meat pie and cover him with -- 135 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:41,474 I'll cover him with a -- I'm gonna beat him into a meat pie. 136 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,110 [ Laughter ] -Aw, you're an idiot! 137 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:45,345 I've got to go on for my set. 138 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:47,313 I have a big song coming up in three minutes. 139 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,915 -Well, you better put some clothes on, I suppose. 140 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:53,119 -I don't need clothes! I'm the raunchy...canary. 141 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:58,524 ♪ I love the way you look at me-e-e, ah ♪ 142 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,393 -I ain't buying the bird act, you see? 143 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,328 -Where do you think you're going with the raunchy canary? 144 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,764 -Latrice. -That's right. 145 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,967 You thought you could go out the back with this! 146 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,002 -What do you mean, "this"? -With all this. 147 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,171 I mean, they are beautiful. Good job on those. 148 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,339 -Oh, thank you very much. 149 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,441 So, is this your mannish fiancée? 150 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,843 [ Laughter ] 151 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,545 -Yeah. Yeah, that's her/him. 152 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,981 Yeah. We're -- We're over, baby. 153 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:23,883 We're not together anymore. It's just you and me. Yeah. 154 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,051 Just you and me is what I'm sayin'. 155 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,786 -It's a shame to hear you say that... 156 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:29,355 because I gots to kill you. -Oh, no. No! 157 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,357 Listen. Listen. 158 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,692 Obviously you love him. 159 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,360 -Where the hell are you going? 160 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,963 -I'm hiding behind you. You're a bigger target than me. 161 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:38,998 -Put the gun down, Latrice. You don't want to do this. 162 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:41,567 You don't want to do this. Just put the gun -- Oh! 163 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:43,903 -Oh, my God! You stabbed him with the gun! 164 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:45,605 [ Laughter ] -I know! 165 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:47,306 I know! It didn't even go off! Bang. 166 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:51,144 -Oh! God. You shot me in my stab wound. 167 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:52,278 [ Laughter ] 168 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:53,846 -You know what, though? 169 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,915 This is inspiring me to a torch song 170 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,583 that has never been sung before. 171 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,419 Would you join me in it? -I would be honored. 172 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,187 -Let me crawl over there and get some singles out. 173 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,989 -Bang. -[ Grunts ] 174 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:03,990 [ Laughter ] 175 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:06,726 -♪ The man ♪ 176 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,561 ♪ That you love ♪ 177 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,663 -♪ That you love ♪ 178 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:16,736 -♪ Is bleeding on the floor ♪ 179 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:20,206 -You kids are great! You kids are great! 180 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:22,875 Look, we're gonna join up and we're gonna form a duo. 181 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:25,578 -Bang. -Oh, God! 182 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,246 Latrice. 183 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,615 -Let me shoot him! -What the hell? 184 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:31,317 -Bang, bang, bang! Bang, bang, bang! 185 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,853 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! 186 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:36,322 -I think this is the brave new world 187 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:38,891 where two girls like us can go out on our own. 188 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:40,359 -[ Grunts ] -Oh, geez. 189 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,295 -What the... 190 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,931 [ Laughter ] 191 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:49,202 [ Buzzer ] 192 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:51,370 [ Cheers and applause ] 193 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,006 -Rachel Bloom, everybody! 194 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,843 [ Cheers and applause ] 195 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,244 Stick around. 196 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:00,780 We've got more "Whose Line" right after these messages. 197 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,348 Stay tuned! 198 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,653 [ Cheers and applause ] 199 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,622 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway? 200 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,324 And we are gonna keep the fun going now 201 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,626 with a game entitled "Party Quirks." 202 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,329 In this game, Jeff is hosting a party, 203 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:18,631 and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are his guests. 204 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,067 But each of them have a strange quirk or identity. 205 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,469 What Jeff's gonna have to do is guess what those quirks are. 206 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,938 Wayne, Colin, and Ryan, line up over there when you're ready. 207 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,773 I'll bring you in one at a time with a doorbell. 208 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:31,277 And whenever you're ready, Jeff, start that party. 209 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,680 -It's gonna be so good. [ Exhales deeply ] I'm so drunk! 210 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,215 So drunk already. [ Doorbell rings ] 211 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,250 Hey! 212 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:40,019 -Hey! Good to see you! Good to see you! 213 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:41,921 Look at you. You got your white folks here. 214 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,823 You got some Black folks here. 215 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,992 You've got some Asian people here. 216 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:49,228 [ Laughter ] [ Doorbell rings ] 217 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,764 I'm a blonde. Look at these. 218 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,699 [ Laughter ] 219 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:56,335 [ Doorbell rings ] 220 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,671 -Would you like some chips? -Yep. 221 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,439 [ Laughter ] [ Doorbell rings ] 222 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,341 -Hello! 223 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,943 -[ Meows ] 224 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:05,645 -Oh, look at you, little guy. 225 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:08,147 Oh, did you get lost on the way to the -- 226 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,815 -[ Meows ] 227 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,385 [ Slurps, gags ] 228 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,487 [ Laughter ] 229 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,155 [ Doorbell rings ] -Wait. 230 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,790 The -- The door is open. 231 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:21,394 -[ Imitates engine revving, meows ] 232 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:23,563 Bkkh! Kchh! 233 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:25,331 [ Laughter ] 234 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:27,099 -The [bleep] is on fire. 235 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,002 [ Doorbell rings ] [ Laughter and applause ] 236 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,338 -[ Meowing ] 237 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:34,473 [ Panting, gulps ] 238 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:37,443 -First time I've ever seen one do it to itself. 239 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:38,945 Whoop! 240 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,049 -Kitty, get out of the pool. Get out of the pool. 241 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,817 Go over and have some refreshments over there. 242 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,052 [ Doorbell rings ] 243 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,219 Yeah. -Hi. I got a call. 244 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,422 I heard there was something in your pool. 245 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:52,425 -Well, there was a dead animal there a moment ago. 246 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,960 -Maybe I should go clean it. 247 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,761 [ Laughter ] -You'd better be -- 248 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,897 [ Doorbell rings ] 249 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,632 Yeah. -Hi. 250 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:01,801 My car broke down about a block away, and it's raining. 251 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,036 Could I borrow a towel? [ Laughter ] 252 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,439 [ Doorbell rings ] -Yes? 253 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:09,642 -Look like we're gonna be sharing a cell together. 254 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,143 [ Laughter and applause ] 255 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:13,245 -It's obviously not your first time. 256 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,281 -Hey, listen. I've had enough of you. 257 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,782 You're one of those offensive comics 258 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,085 that keeps getting the hook for being so offensive and racist. 259 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,120 -Yeah! [ Buzzer ] 260 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,889 Very nice. Very nice. [ Cheers and applause ] 261 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,293 [ Imitating motor buzzing, meowing ] 262 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,328 -No! Kitty cat! Kitty cat! No! 263 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,198 Kitty cat, don't you see that you keep killing yourself 264 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,167 in all sorts of different ways, you little poor cat? 265 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,302 -Kind of. -Kind of? 266 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,336 -What do cats have? 267 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,538 -You're using all your nine lives! 268 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,307 -Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] 269 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,743 -I see all your guests have left. 270 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,112 The baby's asleep. 271 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,780 I guess I could get paid now, Mr. Finch. 272 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:51,250 -Look, I know what your suggestion was, 273 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,052 but I'm not gonna guess. 274 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,487 [ Laughter ] 275 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,390 You're one of those people that keeps coming into my house 276 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,592 as various cliched porn stars, aren't you? 277 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:02,662 -Yeah! I will take it! [ Cheers and applause ] 278 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:05,164 I will take that! 279 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,834 That was very well done. 280 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:11,337 -That was a hard one for me to come up with that stuff. 281 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,639 -Yeah. [ Laughter ] 282 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,409 Never seen an adult movie, huh? 283 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,144 -Or been in one. 284 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,913 [ Laughter and applause ] 285 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:23,249 -Now we're gonna move on to a game that is entitled 286 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,251 "Scenes From a Hat." 287 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,486 This is for all four of our performers. 288 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,088 Ryan's over there. Wayne's over here. 289 00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:31,457 We asked our brilliant audience to write down some scenes 290 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,826 they'd like to see acted out by our gentleman performers, 291 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,661 and I've got them in this hat. 292 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,630 Gentlemen, if you are ready, here we go. 293 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,566 "Weird ways for Aisha to open the show." 294 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,802 [ Laughter ] 295 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,705 -Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 296 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,708 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 297 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,979 -[ Imitating Wookiee cry ] 298 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:57,616 [ Laughter and applause ] 299 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,652 [ Imitating blaster firing ] 300 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:03,222 [ Imitating Wookiee cry ] 301 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:05,758 -Aisha, you're on. -[ Grunts ] 302 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:08,294 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 303 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:11,163 -[ Laughing ] 304 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,567 -How long do I have till I go on? 305 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,668 -Five minutes. 306 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,571 -You can't see my [bleep] can you? 307 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,173 [ Laughter and applause ] 308 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,144 -What the hell? -What? 309 00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:27,213 -What the -- Come on! 310 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,050 -I just talked to the producers. We can see your [bleep] 311 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,418 -See my [bleep] 312 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:35,121 [ Laughter and applause ] 313 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,794 -Go out here, 314 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:45,631 mess around with these jackasses for one more night. 315 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:48,067 [ Laughter and applause ] 316 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,973 Let's have some fun! 317 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,574 [ Cheers and applause ] 318 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,476 [ Buzzer ] 319 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,745 -Let's get off of Aisha now. -Okay. 320 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,314 [ Laughter ] 321 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,785 -"If the musical 'Les Miserables' 322 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:09,989 had been about embarrassing personal problems." 323 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,924 [ Laughter ] 324 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,028 -♪ The drips, the drips ♪ 325 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,130 ♪ Of my incontinence ♪ 326 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,399 ♪ The drips, the drips ♪ 327 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,768 ♪ Of my incontinence ♪ 328 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,437 ♪ I can't, I must, I go, I can't, I will ♪ 329 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,605 ♪ I want to know ♪ 330 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,107 ♪ But I cannot ♪ 331 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,709 ♪ Oh, I did in my pants ♪ 332 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,179 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 333 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:39,819 -♪ This flag is the only thing that I can get up ♪ 334 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,521 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 335 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:48,327 -"Things you should never do while driving." 336 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,404 -♪ Incontinence, incontinence ♪ 337 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,172 ♪ Do you feel it as I drip? ♪ 338 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,740 ♪ And I drip, drip ♪ 339 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,410 I can -- Click! [ Imitates motor whirring ] 340 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,745 ♪ Incontinence! ♪ 341 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,514 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 342 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:12,518 -"Inappropriate times to do an evil laugh." 343 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,287 [ Laughter ] 344 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,357 -[ Laughing evilly ] 345 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,128 Your driver's license photo is ready. 346 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,798 [ Laughter and applause ] 347 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,266 [ Buzzer ] 348 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:37,142 -[ Laughing evilly ] 349 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,645 [ Laughter and applause ] 350 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,714 [ Laughing evilly ] 351 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,885 [ Buzzer ] [ Cheers and applause ] 352 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:46,986 -Hey, don't go. 353 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,787 There's more "Whose Line" after this break. 354 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,090 Stay where you are. 355 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,595 [ Cheers and applause ] 356 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,163 Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 357 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,099 where everything's made up and the points don't matter. 358 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,167 And now we're gonna play a game entitled "Greatest Hits." 359 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,869 This is a game for all four of our performers, 360 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,406 with Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 361 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,441 Here's the way this game works. 362 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,577 Ryan and Colin are two television voice-over performers 363 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,445 talking about the latest compilation album. 364 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,281 Wayne and Jeff are gonna sing snippets 365 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,482 of the songs on that album. 366 00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,651 I need a suggestion from our audience here. 367 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,786 Give me the place you'd go to improve your appearance. 368 00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,888 Where's a place you go when you want to look better? 369 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,657 [ Shouting suggestions ] 370 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,592 Okay. All right. Lots of good stuff. 371 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:29,728 We're gonna go with beauty salon. 372 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,764 -Wow. -So the name of your album 373 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,400 is entitled "Songs of the Beauty Salon." 374 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,101 Take it away. -Let me guess. 375 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,770 You don't remember what day it is. 376 00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:38,938 -W-What do you mean? 377 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,906 -It's 30 years since we sold our first CD set. 378 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,808 -Oh, nice. It's our 30th anniversary. 379 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:45,077 -I got you something. -Oh. Me too. 380 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,613 -This is what I just gave you. 381 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,315 -Yes, I know. 382 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,150 -I knew you were gonna do that. 383 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,285 That's why I got it for myself. 384 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,555 It's a nose ring. 385 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,791 [ Laughter ] 386 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,993 -I'm surprised you found one that size. 387 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,528 -I just want to look better. 388 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,396 I just want to look better. That's all. 389 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,664 -Oh. Well, everyone does. 390 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,433 That's why they go to the beauty salon. 391 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,868 -Salon? I thought it was saloon. -No, that's different. 392 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,303 [ Laughter ] 393 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,972 -[ Clicking tongue ] 394 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,406 -What's that, a rabbit? 395 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,976 -It's a crazy rat -- like a lab rat! 396 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,243 [ Laughter ] 397 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,412 I'm thinking Rat Pack! 398 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,581 -I'm not arguing. -Did you know the Rat Pack? 399 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:23,882 -I know the Rat Pack! 400 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,851 -Six of the greatest singers ever to get together. 401 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:28,187 -Name four of them. 402 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,488 -Sammy Davis Jr. -Yeah. 403 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:30,789 -Dean Martin. -Yeah. 404 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,624 -Lou Costello. -Really? 405 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,226 -Samantha Eggar. -Wrong. 406 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,161 -And Dean Williams. 407 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,097 -I'll give you points for saying Samantha Eggar. 408 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,633 -Thank you. And -- -Not been mentioned since 1973. 409 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,937 -Oh, but they all sing in harmony and sound great 410 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:48,173 on this Rat Pack hit, "Hot Rocks." 411 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,576 [ Up-tempo introduction plays ] 412 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,211 -Hey, Deano. 413 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:53,779 -[ Slurring ] All right, all right. 414 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,914 Who's ringin' little bell? A little drink of water. 415 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,050 Hey, Sammy, how you doing over there? 416 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,752 [ Nasally ] I'm ready to go, man. 417 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,286 [ Laughter ] 418 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,521 [ Music continues ] 419 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:03,889 ♪ Skoo-da-doo-da-doo ♪ 420 00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:05,524 ♪ Scoop-doo-doodle-dee-doo- doo-wah ♪ 421 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,926 -♪ What makes your skin feel so much better? ♪ 422 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,562 ♪ What makes it feel better, better? ♪ 423 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,564 -♪ Oh, reverses time and aging ♪ 424 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,600 ♪ So you don't feel like you're leather ♪ 425 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:18,470 ♪ Because right from your hair to your socks, brother ♪ 426 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,672 ♪ Tss -- hot rocks, ooh ♪ 427 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,441 -♪ First you find the stone ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪ 428 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,043 -♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Then you get it hot ♪ 429 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,477 -♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪ 430 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,679 -♪ Then you put it on a place ♪ -♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 431 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,816 -♪ Maybe a real sore spot ♪ -♪ Ooh-ee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 432 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,151 ♪ Baby, you know it rocks ♪ 433 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,953 ♪ Hot rocks, hot rocks, hot rocks, hot rocks ♪ 434 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:39,491 ♪ Because you need hot rocks on your body ♪ 435 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:43,796 ♪ Your body would feel so good, buddy ♪ 436 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,330 ♪ Hot rocks ♪ 437 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,399 -♪ Baby, roll that stone ♪ -♪ Hot rocks ♪ 438 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,967 -♪ I don't want to be sore all alone ♪ 439 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,169 -♪ They're hot for rocks ♪ 440 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,437 -♪ Oh, baby, it's no time for talk ♪ 441 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:55,340 -♪ Oh, hot rocks ♪ [ Music slows ] 442 00:17:55,374 --> 00:18:00,746 -♪ Hot rocks ♪ -♪ Hot rocks ♪ 443 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,081 [ Cheers and applause ] 444 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,383 They're the hottest, kid. They're the hottest. 445 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,485 [ Cheers and applause ] 446 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,123 -Look how blue your shirt is. 447 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:14,126 No, not the blues. Bluegrass rap! 448 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,928 Oh, you didn't see that coming. 449 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,964 That went right around your head and in your ear. 450 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,666 [ Laughter ] 451 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,367 Bluegrass rap. 452 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,769 -Thirty years was a good run. 453 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,137 -Yeah. -It was a really good run. 454 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:26,738 [ Laughter ] 455 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:27,906 So sit back. 456 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,476 Enjoy this wonderful bluegrass rap, 457 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,778 "Expensive Lotions and Creams." 458 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:36,281 [ Mid-tempo beat plays, banjo playing ] 459 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,750 -One, two, one, two. -Aw, yeah. 460 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,254 Aw, yeah. 461 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,189 [ Laughter ] 462 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,525 -Here I go. -Take it, Jess. 463 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:47,826 ♪ Y'all been talkin' about me ♪ 464 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,361 ♪ And I know that y'all can't match me ♪ 465 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:50,529 ♪ Sometimes I walk outside ♪ 466 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,464 ♪ My skin might get a little ashy ♪ 467 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,665 ♪ You don't understand exactly how it can be ♪ 468 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,100 ♪ Know what I mean ♪ 469 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,935 ♪ But all you got to do is get those expensive lotions ♪ 470 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:57,936 ♪ And them creams ♪ 471 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,104 ♪ I slather it ♪ 472 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,672 ♪ I slather it all over on my body ♪ 473 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,442 ♪ Just look at all these lotions and the cream my buddy got me ♪ 474 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,245 ♪ I put it on, I put it on, a smile up on my face ♪ 475 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,114 ♪ In elbows, arms, cracks, and my other shiny places ♪ 476 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,782 -♪ Yeah, expensive lotions and creams ♪ 477 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,084 ♪ You got the cash ♪ 478 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,719 ♪ Yo, baby girl, come here ♪ 479 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,053 ♪ I got a crazy rash ♪ 480 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,823 ♪ If you got lovin', you put it on my ass ♪ 481 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,225 ♪ Expensive lotions and cream ♪ 482 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,627 ♪ Now if I gave you this bill ♪ 483 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,428 ♪ Maybe you might want to take half ♪ 484 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,429 ♪ I'm talkin' about them creams and lotions ♪ 485 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,931 ♪ Not talkin' about ourself ♪ 486 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,600 ♪ No, it might be the bomb, but it really ain't no balm ♪ 487 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,669 ♪ But I might take these lotions south ♪ 488 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,037 ♪ and right onto your mom ♪ 489 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,206 -♪ Expensive lotions ♪ -♪ Lotions ♪ 490 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:37,009 -♪ And creams ♪ -♪ And creams ♪ 491 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,645 -♪ Expensive lotions ♪ -♪ Expensive lotions ♪ 492 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,315 -♪ And them creams ♪ -♪ Look at that cream ♪ 493 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,983 [ Music ends ] [ Cheers and applause ] 494 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,652 [ Buzzer ] 495 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,156 -Find out who won our show after this short break. 496 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,691 I'll tell you in just a few minutes. 497 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:53,725 Stick around. 498 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,097 [ Cheers and applause ] 499 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,599 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 500 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:01,633 That's our show. 501 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,735 Tonight, all four of you have won the day. 502 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,705 So I'd like for you to read out the credits with our star guest, 503 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:07,973 Rachel Bloom, in this fashion. 504 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:10,709 Rachel, you are dumping all of your boyfriends, 505 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,244 played by these guys. 506 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,712 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 507 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,547 [ Up-tempo music plays ] [ Cheers and applause ] 508 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,915 -Um, so, listen, guys. 509 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,685 This... This isn't really working out. 510 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,953 -Babe, you're so tense. 511 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,355 -You've got a hundred other like me! 512 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,524 -Is it because Jed Leventhall? 513 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,960 -Listen, I've -- I've fallen in love with Ewan Phillips. 514 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,695 -We all know where you live. -I miss you. 515 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,530 I miss you so much. -I know, but -- but... 516 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,198 -Is it in the Valley? -Look. I made you this. 517 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,533 -Listen, guys. -Guys... 518 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,435 -You know it's in the Valley. -...she's with me now. 519 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,036 -We're together. -Oh! 520 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,238 -Sorry! -Wow. 521 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,240 -Oh, no! -Wow. 522 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,375 -Oh! Larry Hagman! [ Cheers and applause ] 523 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,944 [ Music ends ] 524 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,915 [ Cheers and applause ]