1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:02,936 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:05,338 and welcome to a very special episode of 3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:08,908 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" starring Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:12,012 Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, 5 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,647 and our favorite guest performers. 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,183 Let's have some fun! 7 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:22,455 Hello, everyone, and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 8 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:23,823 the show where everything is made up 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,458 and the points don't matter. 10 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:26,860 Now, on every recording that we do, 11 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,261 there's always amazing material 12 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,563 that we just can't make fit into our final show, 13 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:32,665 so we put together this compilation 14 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,101 of the very best games, moments, and outtakes 15 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,604 that you have never seen before. 16 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:38,772 Enjoy. 17 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,740 ♪♪ 18 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,443 Now we play a game called "Get Down." 19 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:44,811 This is for all four performers, 20 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,679 accompanied by Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 21 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,148 on piano and guitar. 22 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,849 [ Cheers and applause ] 23 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,419 The guys are going to act out a scene 24 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:54,554 but when they hear the phrase "get down," 25 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:56,456 they have to break into a rap, 26 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:58,491 and then when they hear the word "okay," 27 00:00:58,525 --> 00:00:59,793 they've got to return to the scene. 28 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:03,296 So, guys, your scene is that you're in the E.R. 29 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,865 and an injured Wayne staggers in to get treatment 30 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,867 from stressed-out Dr. Jonathan. 31 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,738 After a while, sexy nurse Ryan comes in to help, 32 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:15,742 and then Colin enters with an even greater injury. 33 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:17,811 Have fun. 34 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:23,049 -Oh, God, I lost another one! 35 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,819 -Oh, Doctor, you've got to help me. 36 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:26,953 -I don't know if I can help you, 37 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,455 I've killed six people today. 38 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:30,190 -Oh! Okay! No, that's cool, that's cool. 39 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:34,127 -I don't even have a gurney, you'll have to lean backwards. 40 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,895 -Doctor, am I going to make it? 41 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,497 -Get down! 42 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:40,467 [ Hip-hop music plays ] [ Laughter and applause ] 43 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,136 -Oh! -Oh! 44 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:44,404 -Oh! -Yeah! 45 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,639 -Yeah! Yeah! -Yeah! Yeah! 46 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:50,176 -[ Rapping ] ♪ Now, got to tell me, Doctor, will I make it? ♪ 47 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,579 ♪ Because I'm bleeding out and I'm sure not gonna forget ♪ 48 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,748 ♪ Because, oh, damn, here I go ♪ 49 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,651 ♪ Should have bought myself a better HMO ♪ 50 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:01,221 -[ Rapping ] ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, I need an inspection ♪ 51 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,923 ♪ Look out, everybody, it's -- aah! -- injection ♪ 52 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,426 ♪ Aah! Injection! Aah! Injection! ♪ 53 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,128 -Okay. 54 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:11,197 [ Laughter ] 55 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:14,400 -Doc, I think I'm clotting. Thank you. 56 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:15,568 -Pee in this cup and we'll know. 57 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:17,770 -Doctor, do you need some assistance? 58 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,439 -We do. This man's about to die. 59 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:20,540 I don't know what to tell him. 60 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:21,708 -Can I help you in some sort of way? 61 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:23,309 -Get down! 62 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:25,812 [ Up-tempo R-and-B music plays ] [ Laughter ] 63 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:29,048 ♪♪ 64 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:32,318 -[ Rapping ] ♪ You taking care of him is quite a risk ♪ 65 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:35,588 ♪ After all, you're a proctologist ♪ 66 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:38,791 ♪ Our last four patients done up and then died ♪ 67 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,794 ♪ You know, Doctor, you ain't so qualified ♪ 68 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:45,765 ♪ Put the gloves on me, let me take care of him ♪ 69 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:47,500 What are you doing?! 70 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,202 -Okay. 71 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:50,803 -What the hell was that? 72 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:54,607 Listen, Doctor, that is not sanitary. 73 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,543 And here's your glove! 74 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:57,877 [ Laughter ] 75 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,512 That's just not right. 76 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,347 -Excuse me, I fell out of a building 77 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,683 and all my bones disintegrated. 78 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:04,884 -Get down! 79 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,920 [ Funk music plays ] 80 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:09,689 [ Laughter and applause ] 81 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,024 -Whoo! 82 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:15,595 ♪♪ 83 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:18,298 -[ Rapping ♪ All my bones have turned to dust ♪ 84 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,867 ♪ And I'm filled with wanderlust ♪ 85 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,436 ♪ It's what I do, I can't stand straight ♪ 86 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:25,538 ♪ Help me, I cannot wait ♪ 87 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:28,007 ♪ I need an implant ♪ 88 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,442 ♪ I need an implant ♪ 89 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:31,844 -♪ He needs an implant ♪ 90 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,112 I... 91 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,382 I'm gonna die. I should give you my bones. 92 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,518 [ Rapping ] ♪ I'll give you my bones before I go ♪ 93 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,120 ♪ I'll give you all of these bones before I go ♪ 94 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:44,123 ♪ And I'll take out my shin, I'll take a rib for you ♪ 95 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,260 ♪ I'll even give you my pelvis and my tibia ♪ 96 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:49,662 ♪ I'll give you the bone ♪ 97 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,798 [ Laughter ] 98 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:52,865 -No. -Okay. 99 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,201 -Doctor. No, that's not necessary. 100 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,703 [ Laughter and applause ] That's not necessary. 101 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,138 [ Buzzer ] 102 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,908 ♪ Give you the bone ♪ 103 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,743 [ Cheers and applause ] 104 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,078 -I didn't... 105 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:08,081 I didn't mean it like that. 106 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,250 -Are you sure you didn't mean it like that? 107 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,884 -Oh, I did. -Yeah. 108 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,287 ♪♪ 109 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,556 Alright, now we're gonna come to a game called "Lounge Lizards." 110 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,691 This is for all four of our gentlemen players 111 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,861 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor, so come on down. 112 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:25,498 What I need from our audience 113 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:28,935 is a suggestion of an outdoor activity. 114 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,637 [ Shouting suggestions ] 115 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,772 How about rowing? Do you know how to do -- 116 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:35,975 -What is row-- rowing? -I'll murder you, Ryan Stiles. 117 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:39,812 So whenever you gentlemen are ready, 118 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:43,316 let's hear a song about rowing in the style of lounge singers. 119 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:44,517 Take it away. 120 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,219 -Heh heh heh. 121 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:47,620 -Ladies and gentlemen, 122 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:52,158 welcome to the bank... of the river. 123 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:56,329 Tonight, for your enjoyment, let's hit it fellas. 124 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:57,997 ♪ Row, row your boat ♪ 125 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,032 -♪ Row your boat! ♪ 126 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,733 -♪ Row, row your boat ♪ 127 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:01,801 -♪ Row your boat! ♪ 128 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,670 -♪ Row, row your boat ♪ 129 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:07,106 -♪ Row, row, row that boat ♪ -♪ Let's see if that boat can float ♪ 130 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,909 -♪ Once I was on this boat ♪ 131 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,744 ♪ And what do you think? ♪ 132 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:14,480 ♪ I tried to patch it because I was scared ♪ 133 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:18,251 ♪ that that there boat might sink ♪ 134 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:22,989 ♪ I kept on rowing, rowing like him ♪ 135 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,825 ♪ And I rowed so well that I defied stereotypes ♪ 136 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:28,328 ♪ Screw you guys, Black folks can swim ♪ 137 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,662 ♪ I rowed my boat ♪ -♪ Row that boat ♪ 138 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:31,564 -♪ Row that boat ♪ -♪ Row that boat ♪ 139 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:34,267 -♪ I grabbed a big old oar ♪ -♪ Oh oh ♪ 140 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,569 -♪ Head out on the lake with a big old whore ♪ 141 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:37,637 -♪ Whoa ♪ 142 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,706 -And I heard "row," what do you do? ♪ 143 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:42,442 ♪ Ah da booby dooby dooby doo boo ♪ 144 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,377 -♪ Booby dooby dooby doo boo ♪ 145 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,713 -♪ Skip doo doop ♪ 146 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,715 ♪ On the boat on the shore ♪ 147 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:52,185 [ Laughter ] 148 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,620 ♪ Row that boat ♪ 149 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,123 -♪ When you go down that stream ♪ 150 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:59,025 -♪ Down that stream ♪ 151 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:01,961 -♪ You with the girly of your dreams ♪ 152 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:04,997 -[ Scatting ] 153 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,165 -Hey! 154 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,500 Hey, Colin. -Take it. 155 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,735 -Tell the folks a little something 156 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,903 about your rowing game. 157 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,038 -I shall. 158 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,440 -Break it down, ladies. Make it smooth. 159 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:21,114 ♪♪ 160 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:23,449 -♪ When -- ♪ -[ Scatting ] 161 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:24,484 [ Laughter ] 162 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,386 ♪♪ 163 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,955 -♪ Row, row, row that boat ♪ -♪ Row, row, row ♪ 164 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:31,924 -♪ Row that, row that boat ♪ -♪ Row, row, row ♪ 165 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:35,294 -♪ Don't forget to bring your goat when you row ♪ 166 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,397 -♪ When you row ♪ -♪ When you row ♪ 167 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:44,537 -[ Harmonizing ] ♪ Ro-o-o-w ♪ 168 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:49,008 [ Cheers and applause ] 169 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,210 ♪♪ 170 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,345 -Oh, Colin. 171 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:53,446 -Oh. -Oh, my goodness. 172 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:55,114 -This is the most dangerous part 173 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,450 of the hair growing, um... 174 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:58,818 -Yes, it is. -...process. 175 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,987 -And it's quite frankly a last resort. 176 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,689 We do not like to use the Suck-Sation 500 177 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,625 but sometimes it is needed. 178 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,760 Sometimes... 179 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,162 [ Inhales sharply ] 180 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,164 [ Laughter ] 181 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:12,965 [ Coughing ] 182 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,367 There must be something growing, 183 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,269 because I've got a hairball in my throat. 184 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,304 [ Laughter ] 185 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:20,139 That doesn't smell good at all. 186 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,607 [ Laughter ] 187 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:26,646 -Check under the microscope. 188 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:29,348 -I don't want anymore, my mouth tastes horrible. 189 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,517 -Well, maybe -- -Yeah, yeah, they're growing. 190 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,386 [ Laughter ] 191 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:36,222 -What the hell was in that? 192 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:39,058 Oh, God. 193 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:42,695 -"Unlikely Things to Read in a Fortune Cookie." 194 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,935 -"You will suck on a foul tube today." 195 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,903 [ Laughter ] 196 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:58,611 -"Unlikely Things to Hear at Christmas." 197 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,547 -[ Chortling ] 198 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:05,117 And then I told her, "I'm coming down your chimney!" 199 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,120 [ Guffawing ] 200 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,823 -[ High-pitched laughing ] 201 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:11,924 [ Laughter ] 202 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,359 [ Buzzer ] 203 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:16,128 [ Applause ] 204 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,930 -"The Worst Times to Insult Someone." 205 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,467 -Ass[bleep] 206 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,904 [ Laughter and applause ] 207 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:29,342 -"Bad Things to Say Through a Megaphone." 208 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:33,913 -Get out! My husband's home! 209 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:36,382 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 210 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,783 -Don't move, everybody. 211 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,285 There's more "Whose Line" coming at you 212 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:40,419 right after these messages. 213 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,388 Stick around. 214 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,559 ♪♪ 215 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,094 -Next up is a game called "Newsflash." 216 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:51,497 This is a game for Ryan, Gary, and Colin, so come on down. 217 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,066 Ryan and Gary are going to be two news anchors in the studio, 218 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,268 Colin is going to be in the field 219 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,336 as a reporter covering a breaking news story. 220 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,704 He's not going to know what the news story is 221 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,072 because he's standing in front of a blank screen 222 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,374 like your weatherman on your local news, 223 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,976 but by the magic of television, Ryan and Gary 224 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,811 and everybody else here in the studio and at home, 225 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,246 will see that news story projected 226 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,415 onto their television screens, and the challenge for Colin 227 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,717 is to figure out what the heck is going on, and so here we go. 228 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:14,420 Over to Ryan and Gary in the studio. 229 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:15,688 -We have a special news report. 230 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:16,989 We're now going out into the field 231 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,758 with our special reporter, Colin Mochrie. 232 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:19,759 Colin, can you hear me? 233 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:22,795 -I can hear you. 234 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:25,131 I don't want to be here. 235 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:27,867 -I can imagine you wouldn't. 236 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:31,070 Colin, first of all... 237 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,239 -Come on! [ Laughter ] 238 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:36,709 -Let me just dig right into the story and just ask you -- 239 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,177 just ask you a few questions. 240 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,545 How is it out there, Colin? 241 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,782 -What do you think?! I usually cover beauty contests. 242 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:45,618 [ Laughter ] 243 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,620 I don't even know where to begin with this! 244 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:50,556 -Well, nobody "knows" a story like you, Colin. 245 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,991 -Nope. 246 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:54,860 -Oh! -Ohh. 247 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:58,497 -Oh! Somebody stop that. 248 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:02,234 -It's not another -- -Oh! 249 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,803 -Ohh. -Oh. 250 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,371 -Oh! 251 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:08,708 -I tell you, although I'm a professional, 252 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,076 this is making me sick. 253 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:13,646 -Well, nobody "knows" a good story like you do, Colin. 254 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:17,049 -Yeah, you said that before. -You can pick 'em. 255 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,585 -Now, Colin, now, I don't want you to blow off 256 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,420 the meaning of this story here. 257 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,923 Give us in your [Laughs] 258 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:27,727 No, give us, in your finest words -- 259 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,630 why do we have to keep seeing that? 260 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,398 -Why?! Because the news hurts! 261 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:34,934 Sometimes it's not pretty, sometimes it's ugly, 262 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,435 but it's news! 263 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,005 And the more you're informed... 264 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,674 Everyone run away! Read a book! 265 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,210 -Oh! -Oh! 266 00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:46,879 -Oh, that's gonna hurt. 267 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:48,414 -It looks like it already did. 268 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,249 [ Audience groaning ] 269 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:53,119 -Colin? -Yeah? 270 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,621 I'm starting to feel more confident as this goes on. 271 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,123 [ Buzzer ] 272 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,558 -Colin, would you like to guess 273 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,994 what your story you're reporting on? 274 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,430 -Is it the cleaning out of a nose or a nose job? 275 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,832 -Yes, many, many noses. Yeah. [ Buzzer ] 276 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,334 [ Applause ] 277 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,302 Very nice, very nice. 278 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,839 -Eww! Eww! Eww, eww, eww! 279 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,107 -Just gross. 280 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,410 -So disgusting. 281 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,512 -You know, before I thought seals 282 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,480 were one of the cutest animals in the world. 283 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,748 -I know. That was gross. 284 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:23,949 -I've never seen that before from a seal, 285 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,418 they usually look so cuddly and -- 286 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,887 -How do you think you look when you have a cold? 287 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,557 -I have a seal coat, but these ones were hit by cars. 288 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:32,525 -Ryan! 289 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:33,626 [ Laughter ] 290 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,261 You're dead inside. 291 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,696 -That's -- That's... 292 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:38,631 ♪♪ 293 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,533 -We're gonna move on to a game right now called 294 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,401 "Showstopping Number." 295 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,103 This game is for Ryan, and Colin, and Wayne, 296 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:46,338 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 297 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,640 So come on down. 298 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,242 Now, the way this game works is that Colin and Ryan 299 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,577 are going to start a scene, 300 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,312 and Wayne is going to join them at some point later. 301 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,747 At different points during the scene, 302 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,015 you're going to hear a buzz. 303 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,717 That means the last person to speak 304 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,953 must break into a big showstopping musical number 305 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:04,323 based on the last words that they said, okay? 306 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:06,459 And the scene that you will be doing 307 00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:09,361 is set in a home improvement store. 308 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,863 -Oh. -Home improvement store. 309 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,531 Whenever you're ready, gentlemen. Take it away. 310 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,501 -Can I help you? -I want to improve my home. 311 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,503 -Oh. [ Laughter ] 312 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:20,639 Where did you want to start, you're in the kitchen area now. 313 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,607 Would you like to start with the kitchen? 314 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,009 -I absolutely nothing about -- 315 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:27,279 I just want my house to be nice and warm and livable. 316 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,881 -Alright, well, what's in your kitchen now? 317 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,816 What's the main focal point in your kitchen? 318 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,184 -My fat-ass mother-in-law. 319 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,452 [ Buzzer ] 320 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,755 [ Up-tempo piano music plays ] 321 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:40,793 ♪♪ 322 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,896 ♪ My fat-ass mother-in-law, sitting in the house ♪ 323 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,066 ♪ Sits there all day, quiet as a mouse ♪ 324 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,369 ♪ She eats the things, she eats the fridge ♪ 325 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:53,038 ♪ And across her forehead, she has a large ridge ♪ 326 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,007 -Okay, well, you know what? 327 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,576 Maybe we should build an island for her to sit around. 328 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,445 We'll start with that. -Oh, you mean in the house. 329 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,713 I thought you meant make an island -- 330 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,348 -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 331 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,716 -Alright. -Not at all. 332 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:06,385 Alright, well, we'll stop with some -- this is granite. 333 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:09,088 This is freshly cut granite. We make an island out of that. 334 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,657 -Granite, I'd like something a little more exotic. 335 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:12,825 -Well, we could make it exotic, 336 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,762 and then we've got room for eight stools. 337 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,464 -I don't like that many people. 338 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:20,232 [ Laughter ] 339 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,368 -Alright, well then maybe you should pick your own stuff. 340 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,503 [ Buzzer ] [ Up-tempo piano music plays ] 341 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,339 ♪ Maybe you should pick your own stuff ♪ 342 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:30,476 ♪ Maybe I don't know how to do my job ♪ 343 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:33,679 ♪ Maybe I should get fired and drive a cab ♪ 344 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,948 ♪ And have a nose full of... ♪ 345 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,449 [ Laughter ] 346 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,751 Like a seal. 347 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,519 Like... 348 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,754 Look, I had a bad experience -- 349 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,689 -What kind of home improvement guy are you? 350 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:47,426 -Well, I had a bad experience with a seal early in my life. 351 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:50,396 -Ahh. 352 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,064 Hello, Morris. 353 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,833 -Oh, this must be your mother-in-law. 354 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,869 -Yes. -I see he's talked about me. 355 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,070 -Yes, he has. 356 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,405 -That's the only thing he's good for, 357 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:00,739 14 years with my daughter, 358 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,675 and all he does is talk about his big dreams 359 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,276 and, "I'm gonna fix the house, I'm gonna --" 360 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,278 -Maybe it's you, because I find him to be 361 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,613 an outstanding young man. 362 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,381 -Thank you. Listen to him, Moms. 363 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,150 -Then maybe both of you would be better off together 364 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,418 than with my daughter. 365 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,586 -What? [ Buzzer ] 366 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:14,954 [ Up-tempo piano music plays ] 367 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,723 -♪ Maybe both of you would be better off ♪ 368 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:21,260 ♪ He's searchin' you, grabbin' it, and makin' you cough ♪ 369 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:24,029 ♪ Yeah, because you're the best I ever saw ♪ 370 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,297 ♪ Both of you should get married ♪ 371 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,132 ♪ Some of these states has a law ♪ 372 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,568 -Oh, really? So you're saying -- 373 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,003 -Maybe you should be with him 374 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,472 because my daughter's too good for you. 375 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:36,108 -Well, that's... -Are you Jewish? 376 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,142 [ Laughter ] 377 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,711 -Heh? -Oh. 378 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:39,979 -You know what? 379 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,181 I had been feeling uncomfortable in the relationship. 380 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,049 -Really? -Maybe you're what I'm looking for. 381 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,285 -I never thought about it, 382 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,454 but maybe I should be with a man. 383 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,489 -And my mother-in-law is an ordained minister. 384 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:53,259 -An ordained minister? I'd love to see her marry us. 385 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,661 -"See"? 386 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,229 I also speak Spanish. 387 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,664 [ Laughter ] 388 00:14:58,697 --> 00:14:59,698 [ Buzzer ] 389 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,066 [ Up-tempo piano music plays ] 390 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,936 ♪ Sí, sí, yo hablo Español ♪ 391 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:07,506 [ Singing in Spanish ] 392 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:14,680 -Oh! 393 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,715 [ Buzzer ] 394 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,852 [ Laughter and applause ] 395 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,787 Hey! There's more "Whose Line" coming at you 396 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,988 right after these messages. 397 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,390 Don't go anywhere! 398 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,230 -What I need is a suggestion from the audience 399 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,065 of an exciting American city. 400 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,034 What is an exciting American city? 401 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:38,637 [ Shouting suggestions ] Ohhh! 402 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,639 Alright, we're gonna do New York City. 403 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,808 -Songs of New York. -Songs of New York. 404 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:44,777 -Okay. -Take it away. 405 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,780 -There's so many great songs about New York City. -Great songs. 406 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,782 -Tell them about a few, Col. 407 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,750 -Well, one of my favorite groups, of course, is Creed. 408 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,687 -Geez, why did you do that? -Because you just -- 409 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,488 -Bullied your way like a bull in a China shop. 410 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,457 -You just bug me. -Stay to your own stool. 411 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:02,361 -Anyw-- ohh. 412 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:05,264 Anyway, just sit back and listen to this wonderful song 413 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:09,234 that will bring a tear to your eye, 414 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:12,137 "Statue of Liberty..." 415 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,539 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] Yeah. 416 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,040 [ Laughter ] 417 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:24,249 ♪♪ 418 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:27,419 [ Imitating Scott Stapp ] ♪ There in the harbor ♪ 419 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,923 ♪ There's a great big statue ♪ 420 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:34,126 ♪ And I want to get on top ♪ 421 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,096 ♪ Can I climb inside you? ♪ 422 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,432 ♪ You gave us your poor ♪ 423 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:44,169 ♪ You gave us your way ♪ 424 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:48,540 ♪ I just want to know, can I say? ♪ 425 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:54,213 ♪ Oh, Statue of Liberty ♪ 426 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,582 ♪ The French gave it to us ♪ 427 00:16:56,615 --> 00:17:01,020 ♪ That's the only thing they've done for us ♪ 428 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:05,324 ♪ I mean, it's cool and all, and it's a big woman ♪ 429 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,827 ♪ She's so, so high, and she's fine ♪ 430 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,464 ♪ Statue, I'm gonna make you mine ♪ 431 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,768 ♪ I've always wanted a green chick ♪ 432 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,470 ♪ With a flame and a butt that's thick ♪ 433 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,573 ♪ Statue of Liberty ♪ 434 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,476 ♪ Statue of Liberty ♪ 435 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,645 ♪ [ Mumbling ] That's what I'm saying, yeah, yeah ♪ 436 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,547 [ Laughter ] 437 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,817 ♪ Flame ♪ 438 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:35,254 ♪ I'm looking under your dress ♪ 439 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,555 For freedom. 440 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:40,492 [ Laughter and applause ] 441 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:41,927 -[ Sighs ] 442 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,963 [ Making sound effects ] 443 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,233 -I'm not even gonna try to guess. 444 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,102 -Hey, you know what the kids are hip to these days? 445 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,303 -Hey, why don't you tell me, 446 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:52,805 you seem to have your thumb on their pulse. 447 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,074 -You know, I like to get down once in a while 448 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,508 to a little Daft Punk. 449 00:17:56,542 --> 00:18:00,145 -Oh, do you? -That just means "dumb punk." 450 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,881 I think it's French or Hungarian or something, I'm not sure. 451 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,552 They wear masks. It could be Milli Vanilli, I don't know. 452 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:10,222 -Again, another reference from last century. 453 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,525 -You know when I think Daft Punk's songs, 454 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,260 ohh, I think of one that drives me crazy 455 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,497 and gets me a little moist, that Daft Punk -- 456 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:21,633 that Daft Punk hit, "Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels." 457 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,969 [ Up-tempo funk music plays ] 458 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:29,341 ♪♪ 459 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:34,746 ♪♪ 460 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,382 -Over there. 461 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,518 Look on the trees. 462 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:40,919 ♪ There is something ♪ 463 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,355 ♪ I am seeing trees ♪ 464 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,190 ♪ And blow in the breeze ♪ 465 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,427 ♪ And there's something looking at me ♪ 466 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,995 ♪ It's just chewing ♪ 467 00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:53,365 ♪ And it's pointing at those nuts and it won't give me any ♪ 468 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,700 -♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 469 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,735 ♪ I think I want to get nuts ♪ 470 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,904 -♪ I think I want to get nuts ♪ 471 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:02,107 ♪ I think I want to get nuts, I think -- ♪ 472 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,275 -♪ Squirrels ♪ 473 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,776 -♪ I think I want to get nuts ♪ 474 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,179 ♪ I think I want to get nuts ♪ 475 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,648 ♪ I think I want to get nuts ♪ 476 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:10,616 ♪ Squirrels ♪ 477 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,251 -♪ There's something ♪ 478 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,719 ♪ Ohh ♪ 479 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:17,556 ♪ I see it when it tries to speak ♪ 480 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,924 ♪ But it can't make noise ♪ 481 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:22,027 ♪ Because it's got really puffy cheeks ♪ 482 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,897 ♪ And it's got something and it won't let it go ♪ 483 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,199 ♪ All I can hear is [Chittering] ♪ 484 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,935 -♪ Oh, I want to steal all his nuts ♪ 485 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,070 -♪ I want to steal all his nuts ♪ 486 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,939 ♪ I want to steal all his nuts ♪ 487 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,974 -♪ I think it's a...squirrel ♪ 488 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,043 -♪ I want to steal all his nuts ♪ 489 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,312 ♪ I want to steal all his nuts ♪ 490 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,315 ♪ I want to steal all his nuts ♪ 491 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,184 ♪ Squirrel ♪ 492 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,620 [ Cheers and applause ] 493 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,756 [ Buzzer ] 494 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,824 -Find out who the winner is after this short break. 495 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,393 There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 496 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,061 coming right after this. 497 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,535 -Welcome back to "Whose Line." That is our show tonight. 498 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,604 All four of you lovely gentlemen have won the day. 499 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:06,939 I'd like you to read out the credits 500 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,908 as if you were all seals, swimming up to the camera. 501 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,810 -Okay. -Good luck to you. Good night. 502 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,545 -[ Barking ] 503 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:21,186 ♪♪ 504 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,322 -Heidi? -Heidi? 505 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,724 -Heidi? -Heidi? 506 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,693 -Heidi Klum. -Heidi Klum. 507 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,827 -I'm Seal. 508 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,229 -Oh, I was too. 509 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,663 [ Laughter ] 510 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,532 -[ Barking ] 511 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:37,236 ♪♪ 512 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,238 -You called Heidi Klum? 513 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:42,541 -[ Barking ] 514 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,911 [ Cheers and applause ] 515 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,947 -- Captions by VITAC --