1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,303 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:06,339 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:07,540 On tonight's show, 4 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:11,244 six-million-dollar man Wayne Brady... 5 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:14,080 He-Man Gary Anthony Williams... 6 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:16,516 mystery man Colin Mochrie... 7 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:20,620 and creepy middle-aged man Ryan Stiles! 8 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:24,624 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up! 9 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:26,459 Whoo! 10 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,428 [ Cheers and applause ] 11 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:31,164 Ooh! Hey! 12 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,899 Hey, everybody. 13 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:35,001 Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" -- 14 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,603 the show where everything is made up 15 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,505 and the points don't matter. 16 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,140 We've got a great show for you tonight, 17 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,975 so let's get started right now with a game called 18 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:43,109 "Let's Make a Date." 19 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:44,511 This is for all of our performers, 20 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,213 so, gentlemen, come towards me. 21 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,983 Gary -- Gary is a contestant looking for love 22 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:52,352 on a TV game show, and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan 23 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,387 are the hopefuls that he's choosing from. 24 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,190 They've all been given a strange characteristic or identity. 25 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,526 Gary's gonna question them about their suitability 26 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,727 for a date and in the process 27 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,096 try to establish who these people are. 28 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,431 Gary, go make a date. 29 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:05,598 -Bachelor number one, 30 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:08,168 I am known for my love of root vegetables. 31 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:09,669 [ Laughter ] 32 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:12,072 What would you root out if we was on a date? 33 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:17,143 -I -- I would -- 34 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:21,281 I-I would give you as many hugs as you would want. 35 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:22,816 I -- 36 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:25,251 Because all I need is affection. 37 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,886 The lights, the spotlights. 38 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,790 I -- 1932, I was the toast of the town. 39 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,226 But now all I need is someone like you. 40 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,361 Cut! I was brilliant! 41 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,268 -Whoa. 42 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:43,903 [ Laughter ] 43 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,872 [ Applause ] 44 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:51,778 -Bachelor number two, chicken spelled backward is "nekcihc." 45 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,482 What do you like to do backwards? 46 00:01:58,351 --> 00:02:00,086 [ Laughter ] 47 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,323 -I don't think that's any of your business right now, ma'am. 48 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:07,660 But believe me, if I have to do something backwards, I'll do it. 49 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:12,132 Because I am the last defense. 50 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,534 Now, I'm sure that... 51 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,538 [ Laughter ] 52 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,377 [ Imitating metal detector ] 53 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,716 -Do -- Do it again. Do it again. 54 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,652 -Bachelor number three. -Yes. 55 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:34,320 -Sometimes when I wear plaid, 56 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,523 I get itches around my neck area. 57 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,958 What would you use to scratch my neck itches? 58 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,460 -Hm. 59 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:44,631 I know it's sometimes hard 60 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,634 to -- to not have anyone there to scratch your neck itches. 61 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:51,671 I-I know how lonely it is sometimes 62 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:53,573 to find the right... 63 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:55,375 [ Chuckles ] 64 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,110 Wait. 65 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,547 -Oh, God. 66 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,482 [ Laughter ] 67 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,551 [ Cheers and applause ] 68 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:11,191 Oh, no. 69 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,059 -No. Sorry. 70 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:15,662 Sorry. 71 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:19,199 I'm working on it. I'm working on it. 72 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:22,402 Wait a minute. It's been right in front of me all along. 73 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,605 Hah! Come here. 74 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:27,307 -Oh. -Have a seat over here. 75 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,645 [ Laughter ] 76 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,647 [ Applause ] 77 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,018 [ Buzzer ] 78 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,589 -Okay, now... 79 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,725 Gary, would you like to guess who your suitors are? 80 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,060 -yeah. I would love to guess. 81 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:51,264 Bachelor number one is an older actress 82 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,299 who still thinks she's got it. 83 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,734 -I'll give you that. I'll give you that one. 84 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,703 I will give it to you. -Number two is one of those 85 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,171 people in the airport, like TSA... 86 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:00,473 -Yes. -...employee. 87 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,075 [ Buzzer ] 88 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:05,044 Number three is a matchmaker, 89 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,047 a matchmaking consultant who's also tall? 90 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,919 -You know, it's so hard for me to -- 91 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,153 Put that away! 92 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,155 -He's a mad scientist looking for mates 93 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,091 for his monstrous creation. 94 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:20,493 -Perfidy! Perfidy! 95 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:22,795 [ Buzzer ] 96 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,564 [ Cheers and applause ] 97 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:31,471 750 points to Ryan for cheating. 98 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,339 -Why am I the monstrous creation? 99 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,074 -You're not a monstrous creation. 100 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,342 -Oh, thanks. -Yes. 101 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:40,280 I mean, I wouldn't call you monstrous. 102 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,115 Adorably Canadian. 103 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,916 [ Laughter ] 104 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,852 Alright. The next game is called "Duet," 105 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:47,487 and it's for Wayne and Gary 106 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,889 accompanied by Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 107 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:55,728 And here to join them is our celebrity guest Mircea Monroe! 108 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:58,464 [ Cheers and applause ] 109 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:01,601 Hey! 110 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,970 -Hello. How are you? 111 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:05,938 -Sorry. Hi. -Alright. 112 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,373 Okay, so, Wayne and Gary, 113 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,709 you're gonna sing a song all about Mircea. 114 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:12,445 the beautiful Mircea, and you'll be singing 115 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,881 in the style of gospel. 116 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,883 Take it away. 117 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:20,320 -Mircea, do you have a -- have a -- 118 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,388 have a guilty, guilty pleasure? 119 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:25,191 Do you have a guilty pleasure, Mircea? 120 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,727 Something that you don't know what. 121 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,729 -♪ Something nobody knows, nobody knows ♪ 122 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:31,397 -Nobody know about. 123 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:35,068 -I love watching the treehouse show on Animal Planet. 124 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:36,836 -Oh, the treehouse show. -The treehouse. 125 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:39,706 That's where they build those treehouses for rich people. 126 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,341 -Yes, yes, yes. -Oh, yeah. 127 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:42,575 -'Cause not everybody can 128 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:44,377 -♪ Afford a treehouse ♪ 129 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,346 -♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 130 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:50,249 ♪ Building those treehouses ♪ -♪ Houses ♪ 131 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,952 -♪ Hey ♪ -♪ Hm, alright ♪ 132 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:55,922 ♪ Now, if y'all know this, sing along with us ♪ 133 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:59,092 -♪ What do you like to do on a Saturday night? ♪ 134 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:02,795 ♪ You stay at home watching TV, and that ain't right ♪ 135 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:06,833 ♪ You like to watch that show about building trees ♪ 136 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,868 ♪ Fine girl such as you, you oughta be out, girl ♪ 137 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:10,336 ♪ Don't you see? ♪ 138 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,873 -♪ Oh, a girl like you, all my life I have searched ♪ 139 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:15,708 ♪ I should've been climbing up in a treehouse ♪ 140 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,477 ♪ Up on top of a birch ♪ 141 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,512 ♪ Come on, baby, Mircea ♪ 142 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:22,548 ♪ Come climb into a treehouse with me ♪ 143 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,649 -Yeah! 144 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:24,984 -♪ Is that what you want, baby? ♪ 145 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:26,786 ♪ Do you wanna be on top? ♪ -♪ On top ♪ 146 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:28,588 -♪ Of my tree ♪ -♪ Of his tree ♪ 147 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:31,090 -♪ I can put you on top of my tree ♪ 148 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,459 -♪ On his tree ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 149 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,995 ♪ I'm telling you, it's either you or it's him ♪ 150 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:37,263 ♪ And you can stand up ♪ 151 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:39,365 ♪ In the branches of my big black elm ♪ 152 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,801 ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 153 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,603 -♪ If you're with me, you won't teeter ♪ 154 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:45,171 ♪ If you're with me, you won't teeter ♪ 155 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,240 ♪ Come up and climb on top of my cedar ♪ 156 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:48,708 ♪ Baby ♪ 157 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,543 ♪ I lead the realm ♪ 158 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,178 ♪ If you don't wanna be in my cedar ♪ 159 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:54,080 ♪ Come get in my big black elm ♪ 160 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,748 -Come on, girl, now. Y'all. 161 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,251 ♪ Tap, tap, tap, build, build treehouse ♪ 162 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:01,954 ♪ And a tap, tap, tap and a tip, tip, tip ♪ 163 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,890 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Now you see? ♪ 164 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,225 ♪ Do you wanna get up on my tree? ♪ 165 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,795 ♪ If you can get up on my treehouse ♪ 166 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:10,229 ♪ Don't you see those squirrels? ♪ 167 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,366 ♪ Just move the nuts out the way ♪ 168 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:18,371 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 169 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:22,074 [ Cheers and applause ] 170 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,745 -Mircea Monroe, everybody! Another hand! 171 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,314 -Mircea! -Yay! 172 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:30,483 Mircea Monroe! Thank you! 173 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:33,586 -♪ Tap, tap, tap ♪ 174 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,354 -Alright. Stick with us. 175 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,523 There'll be much more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 176 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:39,058 right after this. 177 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,297 ♪♪ 178 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,732 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 179 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,367 And now we are going to play 180 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,604 a game called "Scenes from a Hat." 181 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,306 And this is for all four of our performers, 182 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,975 so, guys, come on down. 183 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:58,611 Now, before the show, 184 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,646 we asked our audience to write down scenes 185 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,548 they would like to see acted out by our guys up here. 186 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,950 I've got the suggestions in this hat. 187 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,551 I'm gonna read them out, and we're gonna see 188 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:09,021 how many our performers can act out. 189 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:12,425 "Bad things to hear your pilot announce." 190 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,297 -Uh-oh. 191 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,665 [ Laughter ] 192 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:20,833 [ Buzzer ] 193 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,268 -Uh, we're about to land. 194 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,370 We're gonna spin our Wheel of Cities. 195 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:26,539 [ Clicking ] 196 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,407 [ Buzzer ] 197 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:33,746 -35 years with this airline. Fire me? Ho-ho. 198 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:35,882 [ Buzzer ] 199 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,884 [ Laughter and applause ] 200 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,694 -There's only one parachute. 201 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,398 [ Buzzer ] 202 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,634 -"Using the word 'boing'... -Right. 203 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,703 -demonstrate bad times for --" 204 00:08:57,737 --> 00:08:59,305 [ Laughs ] 205 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:01,674 "For Viagra to kick in." 206 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,809 [ Laughter ] 207 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:09,248 -Wshht. 208 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,516 Boing. Aaah! 209 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,051 [ Buzzer ] 210 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:13,519 [ Laughter ] 211 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,888 [ Buzzer ] 212 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,323 -Stand up. 213 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:20,159 Now my assistant will stand straight, 214 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,460 and I will throw this knife 215 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:25,865 as close to his body as humanly possible. 216 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,868 -Boing. Oh! 217 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,906 [ Buzzer ] 218 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,374 -Pinocchio, are you lying again? 219 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,743 -Boing. 220 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:41,714 [ Buzzer ] 221 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,517 -"Cartoon characters in therapy." 222 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,121 -[As Mickey Mouse] Doctor, I swear I've been through puberty. 223 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,991 I've talked to Goofy about it. I've talked to Minnie about. 224 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:54,260 I can't do anything with this high voice! 225 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,230 That's all! 226 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,832 [ Buzzer ] 227 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:03,202 [ Laughter ] 228 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:09,609 -[As Droopy] Everyone seems to think that I'm in a bad mood. 229 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:12,612 But I have an active social life. 230 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,313 I enjoy snooker. 231 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,252 -You're gonna have to take a lot of pills. 232 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,054 [ Buzzer ] 233 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:23,623 -[As Speedy Gonzalez] iAndale, ándale, ándale! 234 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:26,959 iArriba, arriba! Even I realize how racist I am! 235 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,961 [ Laughter ] 236 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,597 [ Buzzer ] 237 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,133 -Ruh-ruh-ruh, ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh. 238 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,669 Ruh-oh! Ruh-oh-oh! 239 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:39,105 Ruh-ree-ruh-ruh-roh! 240 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,974 -I don't know what you're saying. 241 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,676 -Boing. 242 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,946 [ Laughter ] 243 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:51,550 -"If blues singers sang about embarrassing health problems." 244 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,287 -♪ I got narcoleps-- ♪ 245 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,789 [ Laughter ] 246 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,458 [ Buzzer ] 247 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,594 [ Cheers and applause ] 248 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,132 -I just -- I'm gonna give 25 points 249 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:10,736 to each and every one of you just for making it through that. 250 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,406 Yes, it was delightful, and yet I feel like 251 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,409 you all need some kind of therapy, yeah. 252 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:19,345 -Took you this game to find out? 253 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,013 -Alright. 254 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,782 Next up is a game called "News Flash." 255 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:25,251 This is for Ryan, Gary, and Colin. 256 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,653 So come on down. Wayne, relax. 257 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,522 [ Cheers and applause ] 258 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:32,091 The way that this game works is that Ryan and Gary 259 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:33,893 are gonna be two news anchors in the studio. 260 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,661 Colin's gonna be in the field as a reporter 261 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,563 covering a breaking news story. 262 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,799 He's not gonna actually know what the story is. 263 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:41,667 It's gonna be -- He's gonna be in front of blank screen, 264 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,269 just like your weatherman at home on the news. 265 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,372 But by the magic of television, Ryan, Gary, and everybody else 266 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,441 watching will be able to see the news story 267 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,977 projected onto the TV screen, and the challenge for Colin 268 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,914 is to guess what the news story he's reporting is. 269 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,316 So here we go. Over to Ryan and Gary in the studio. 270 00:11:57,349 --> 00:11:58,651 -Oh. We have a -- -Oh. Here we are. 271 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,020 -Special news report from our man in the street, 272 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,388 Colin Mochrie. Colin, can you hear us? 273 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,224 -I can barely hear you over the roar! 274 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,526 [ Audience groaning ] 275 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,161 -Colin, how did this all start? 276 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,931 -It started with some bad yogurt. 277 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,866 And it just moved into this. 278 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,968 -Ohh. -Oh. 279 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,770 -Now, Colin, forgive me. 280 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,105 -[ Audience groaning ] -Ohh. 281 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,406 -I'm new at this kind of thing, 282 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,042 so I'm probably gonna be fishing for some answers here. 283 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,944 Is this normal? 284 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,178 [ Audience groaning ] 285 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,546 Ah-ah-ah. 286 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,182 Is this your first time in a situation like this? 287 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,285 -I've never been like this since my honeymoon. 288 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,521 [ Laughter ] 289 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,591 Even then, I felt safer than where I do right now. 290 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:41,861 -Oh, Colin. Lighten up. Don't be so callous. 291 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,063 -You've been described as a "fungi" in the past. 292 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:48,567 -I'm sorry. We've got a clip to show here. 293 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,270 Alright. We just showed it. Okay, back to you. 294 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:52,438 -You're nailing it, Colin. 295 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:53,973 Keep it up. You're really nailing it. 296 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,941 -Well, I'm try-- Ohh. -Ohh! 297 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,477 -You know, a lot of people find this disgusting, but... 298 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,546 -Yeah, it is, but it looks like it's another story 299 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,783 you can file away for many, many years. 300 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,618 Boing. [ Buzzer ] 301 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:07,319 -Colin, do you want to give this a try? 302 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:12,191 -Is it a -- like, a pedicure on really gross feet? 303 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,325 -Yeah. -Yes! 304 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,994 Well done! 305 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:18,564 [ Buzzer ] Wow! 306 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:21,934 Sensational. 307 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,003 I'm gonna give the audience a 1,000 points 308 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,437 to divide amongst you. 309 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,740 [ Cheers and applause ] Yes. 310 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:31,143 For having to look at that horrible footage! 311 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,546 That was disturbing. Oh, yeah. 312 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,681 Try to work it out so everybody gets one point. 313 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:38,250 Alright? Don't be greedy. Alright. 314 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,687 Now we play a game called "Irish Drinking Song." 315 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,089 [ Cheers and applause ] This is for all four of our guys 316 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,226 with the help of Laura Hall on the piano. 317 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,295 So, now, before you guys 318 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,096 make up the words to your Irish drinking song -- 319 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,698 and I know you can't wait to get to it -- 320 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,400 what I need from the audience is a suggestion 321 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,702 for a reason to celebrate. 322 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:59,905 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 323 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,975 Oh. Okay. I got one. Divorce. 324 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,511 -Divorce. -A reason to celebrate. 325 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,680 -Divorce. -Divorce. Take it away. 326 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,181 -Divorce. 327 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,717 ♪♪ 328 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,420 -♪ Ohh ♪ 329 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,990 -♪ Hidey-didey-didey-didey, hidey-didey, dye ♪ 330 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,992 ♪ Today I signed the divorce papers ♪ 331 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,760 -♪ I couldn't be happier ♪ 332 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,662 -♪ I'm leaving out the door ♪ 333 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,698 -♪ I'm out in the streets, brr! ♪ 334 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,399 -♪ No more blah-blah-blah ♪ 335 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,335 -♪ No more of, "You do this" ♪ 336 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,170 -♪ I am free as a bird ♪ 337 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,972 -♪ Now I'm gonna go and get pissed ♪ 338 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,742 -♪ Oh, hidey-didey-didey-didey, didey-didey, dye ♪ 339 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,744 -♪ For twenty years I knew her ♪ 340 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,646 -♪ For twenty years she hurt ♪ 341 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,348 -♪ I loved that woman dearly ♪ 342 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,383 -♪ Now she's taken even half my shirt ♪ 343 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,318 -♪ I don't even care ♪ 344 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,187 -♪ I've lost everything ♪ 345 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,122 -♪ I want her back someday ♪ 346 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,157 ♪ I -- [ Mumbling ] ♪ 347 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,761 -♪ Oh, hidey-didey-didey-didey, hidey-didey, dye ♪ 348 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,830 -♪ I asked her on a Monday ♪ 349 00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:59,632 -♪ Out there on the street ♪ 350 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,767 [ Laughter ] 351 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,435 -♪ Rags 'pon her feet ♪ 352 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,704 -♪ And now here I come again ♪ 353 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,439 -♪ Walking through the door ♪ 354 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,341 -♪ She's not my life ♪ 355 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,043 -♪ I don't need her anymore ♪ 356 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:15,080 -♪ Oh, hidey-didey-didey-didey, hidey-didey, dye ♪ 357 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,249 -♪ I found another woman ♪ 358 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,018 -♪ She's twenty years younger than I ♪ 359 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,986 -♪ Oh, you should see the love ♪ 360 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,888 -♪ I scream, "Yippee-ay-ay!" ♪ 361 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,757 -♪ I'm thinking about remarrying ♪ 362 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,659 -♪ I'll give her a ring on her hand ♪ 363 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,527 -♪ And then I'll be so happy ♪ 364 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,462 -♪ They'll hear "boing" through the land ♪ 365 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:34,199 -♪ Oh, hidey-didey-didey-didey, hidey-didey, dye ♪ 366 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,435 ♪ Oh, hidey-didey-didey-didey ♪ 367 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:39,371 ♪ Dye, dee-dye ♪ 368 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,575 ♪ Dee, dye! ♪ 369 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,878 [ Cheers and applause ] 370 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,947 -Alright. We're gonna take a short break. 371 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:51,083 So don't go away. There's more after this! 372 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,522 [ Cheers and applause ] 373 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,857 Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 374 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,392 We are gonna keep things rolling 375 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,795 with a game called "Greatest Hits." 376 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,596 And this is a game for all four of our performers 377 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,231 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 378 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,933 on piano and guitar. 379 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:12,271 Now, Ryan and Colin are two TV voice-over artists 380 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,239 talking about the last compilation album. 381 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,042 And Gary and Wayne are gonna sing snippets of the songs. 382 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,311 So I need a suggestion from the audience. 383 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,313 Can you give me the name of an exciting 384 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,515 American state to visit? 385 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:24,883 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 386 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,620 I hear Florida. Florida. 387 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:33,692 Alright. So the name of your album is "Songs of Florida." 388 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,094 Take it away. 389 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,562 -You know, when I think of Florida, 390 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,331 I can't think of anything nice to say about it. 391 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,666 [ Laughter ] 392 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:41,867 Not one of my favorite states. 393 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,503 But we've collected 30 songs on one CD 394 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,838 all about the state of Florida. 395 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,239 -Yeah, and, you know, one of the -- 396 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,674 one of my favorite styles in this -- 397 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,009 and I know you know this 398 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,344 from coming over and taking all my records -- 399 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,313 Yeah. Yeah. Records! 400 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,715 [ Laughter ] 401 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,884 I love Jamaican dance hall. 402 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,319 -Oh, really? -Yes. 403 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,720 A great song that started, 404 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,689 strangely enough, in Jamaican dance halls. 405 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,724 -Aye, mon. Ooh. Aye, mon. 406 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,326 [ Laughter ] 407 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,129 That's "yes" in Jamaican. 408 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,597 -Well, just sit back and listen 409 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:15,067 to this Jamaican dance hall inspired song 410 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,137 about Florida. 411 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,506 "It's Too Hot, I'm Dying." 412 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,808 ♪♪ 413 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,777 -♪ Yeah, ha, heh, ha ♪ 414 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,979 -♪ So hot... ♪ 415 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,680 ♪ ...the sun ♪ -♪ Hunh! ♪ 416 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,582 -♪ I tell you now, I tell you now ♪ 417 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,317 ♪ I tell you now, oh ♪ 418 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,353 ♪ Because and the sun beat down on my back ♪ 419 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,587 ♪ Down on my back ♪ 420 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,456 ♪ I'm so, so Black, and it gets so hot ♪ 421 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,558 ♪ And, oh, me chokin', and, oh, my goodness ♪ 422 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:40,926 ♪ Sun a-strokin' ♪ 423 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,628 ♪ Sun stroke, sun stroke ♪ -♪ Hunh ♪ 424 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,830 -♪ Sun stroke, sun stroke, ah ♪ 425 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,865 ♪ Sun stroke, sun stroke ♪ 426 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,467 ♪ Sun stroke, ah ♪ 427 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,402 -♪ Me come, come, wear me felt ♪ 428 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,404 ♪ Me so hot that me going to melt ♪ 429 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,173 ♪ You be lookin' all around ♪ 430 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,742 ♪ I just be a big chocolate spot on the ground ♪ 431 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,544 ♪ It's so hot, don't you see? ♪ 432 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,546 ♪ No man a-gets as hot as me ♪ 433 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,448 ♪ There's sweat on me arms and my forehead, too ♪ 434 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,817 ♪ It's so hot, how 'bout you? ♪ 435 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,952 -♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 436 00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:08,720 ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 437 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,722 ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 438 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,025 -Whoo! Is that you? You? 439 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,193 -Ahh! 440 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,895 -Ooh! Ooh! 441 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,498 [ Cheers and applause ] 442 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,601 Whew. 443 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,736 -I got a little hot just listening to that. 444 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,106 -Yeah, you'd think they'd sing something slower 445 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,474 when it's that hot. 446 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:29,842 [ Laughter ] 447 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:34,379 -You know, what's another term, Colin, for Seoul Cola? 448 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,648 -Rabbit. -No. 449 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,050 Korean Pop. 450 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,486 And, you know, when I think of Korean pop, 451 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,521 I think of a song that was at the top of the charts 452 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:46,391 of the Korean Pop Top Chop Pot Chops. 453 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,094 Everything's different over there. 454 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,297 That Korean pop hit, "There's a Gator in My Pool." 455 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:59,037 ♪♪ 456 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:02,774 -♪ I look inside my pool, and then what do I see? ♪ 457 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,111 ♪ I see something staring, he is looking back at me ♪ 458 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,679 ♪ Whoopah! ♪ 459 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,615 -♪ There's a gator in my pool ♪ 460 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,984 ♪ There's a gator in my pool ♪ -♪ Gator in the pool ♪ 461 00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:15,721 -♪ The rep, reptile with a big old smile ♪ 462 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,690 ♪ And let me tell you, this is not no crocodile ♪ 463 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,025 -♪ Whoopah ♪ 464 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,561 -♪ You can look at him, that's what you do ♪ 465 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:25,030 ♪ But me, I'm gonna jump in my swimming pool ♪ 466 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:26,532 ♪ And make a nice pair of shoes ♪ 467 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,967 ♪ There's a gator in my pool ♪ -♪ Gator poolin' ♪ 468 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,903 ♪ I'm gator poolin' ♪ 469 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,604 -♪ I'm gator poolin' ♪ 470 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,673 -♪ There's a gator in my pool ♪ -♪ Whoopah ♪ 471 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,475 -♪ I'm gator poolin' ♪ 472 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,277 ♪ I'm gator poolin' ♪ 473 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,611 ♪ I'm gator poolin' ♪ 474 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,914 ♪ There's a gator in my pool ♪ 475 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,549 ♪♪ 476 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,284 -America number one! 477 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:48,053 -No. Two. You have two up. You take one -- Yeah. 478 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,389 -Alright, guys, find out who won the show tonight 479 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:51,590 right after this short break. 480 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,058 We'll see you in a minute. 481 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,430 ♪♪ 482 00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:00,098 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 483 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,533 Sadly, that's the end of the show, 484 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,702 but tonight's winner is the lovely Gary Anthony Williams. 485 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,437 -Ohh! -And I'd like you to read out 486 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,105 the credits as a Southern belle. 487 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:10,509 These other lovely gentlemen are your suitors at a ball. 488 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,578 Thank you and good night. 489 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,547 -Oh, my, if somebody could be bring me a mint julep 490 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,883 and a Mark Leveson on ice, please. 491 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,918 Thank you so much, kind sir. 492 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,987 -Perhaps you would like to accompany me to the dance? 493 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,522 -Well, perhaps I would. 494 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,491 You remind me of Geraldine Dowd, one of the sexist ladies... 495 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,060 -You mind if I walk with you for a while? 496 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,696 -Oh, please do. -I do believe they've mentioned 497 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,765 Wayne Brady, that the doors are always open for you. 498 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,235 -Oh, you're as sweaty as Neil Sidwell 499 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,736 on a hot summer day. 500 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:39,638 -I would love to talk to you about the chifforobe. 501 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,773 -Oh, well, then, you'll have to talk 502 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,208 to Chris Henderson because... 503 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,011 [ Cheers and applause ] 504 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:49,081 -- Captions by VITAC --