1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:03,336 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:06,940 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:11,011 On tonight's show, let's rock, Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,113 party on, Greg Proops, 5 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:15,548 hell, yeah, Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:21,054 and "Shush, I'm Trying to Sleep," it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:22,756 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 8 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:24,924 Let's make some stuff up. 9 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:27,927 -- Captions by VITAC -- 10 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,196 Whew! I lived. 11 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,698 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 12 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:32,766 the show where everything is made up 13 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:33,867 and the points don't matter. 14 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,502 We've got a fantastic show for you tonight, 15 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,636 and we're going to start right now 16 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:39,039 with a game that we call "Weird Newscasters." 17 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:42,675 This is for all four of our performers, so come on down. 18 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:46,246 In this game, Greg is the anchor of a news program. 19 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:48,381 Colin, Ryan, and Wayne are his co-anchors, 20 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:51,251 each of them with a strange or unusual character. 21 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:54,187 Colin is the co-anchor who is a candy maker 22 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:58,191 demonstrating his brand-new product, the Greg lollipop. 23 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,859 [ Laughter ] 24 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,628 I'm so sorry, America. 25 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,029 Ryan will be the sportscaster 26 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,799 performing the movie "Titanic" in 30 seconds. 27 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,634 And Wayne is the weather forecaster 28 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:10,170 who is acting out the Bible. 29 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,639 Take it away, gentlemen. 30 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,140 -That's it? 31 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:17,310 [ News theme music playing ] 32 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,546 -Good evening. Welcome to the Action News. 33 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,248 I'm huge but considerate. 34 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:23,983 [ Laughter ] 35 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,486 These are the headlines. Billionaire Elon Musk 36 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:29,656 buys everything just to [bleep] it up. 37 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,458 [ Laughter ] 38 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:34,294 [ Cheers and applause ] 39 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:37,530 And the state of Florida has banned 40 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:40,967 the teaching of anything that will bum white people out. 41 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,004 [ Laughter and applause ] 42 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,439 Colin? 43 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:49,008 [ Laughter ] 44 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,111 -I'm very sorry, 45 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:54,881 but when Aisha was talking, I wasn't listening to her. 46 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:56,983 [ Laughter ] 47 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:01,154 -You are the co-anchor, 48 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:06,259 a candy maker demonstrating your new product, the Greg lollipop. 49 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,927 -I guess I did hear it. 50 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,196 [ Laughter ] 51 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,664 -Colin? 52 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,099 -Good evening. 53 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:17,036 I am the world's biggest ice cream guy, 54 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,506 and I have come up with what I call 55 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,574 the biggest thing I've ever done. 56 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,409 A giant popsicle. 57 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,812 And what is the best popsicle? 58 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:29,249 I thought to myself, a Proopcicle. 59 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,684 [ Laughter ] 60 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,320 Mmm. 61 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,089 It tastes like orange, 62 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:39,159 and a little bit of Old Spice, and regret. 63 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,261 [ Laughter ] 64 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:47,367 Every time you lick, you get a different Proop feeling. 65 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,569 [ Laughter ] 66 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,939 Oh. I'm not telling you that one. 67 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,507 Buy it yourself! 68 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:57,377 It's the best thing you'll have on your tongue. 69 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,012 [ Laughter ] 70 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,214 -Thank you, Colin. If you lick a little lower, 71 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:03,082 you get a surprise. 72 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,651 [ Laughter ] 73 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:05,885 Now let's throw it over 74 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,221 to Nip Tipson at the sports desk. Nip? 75 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:09,656 -[ Irish accent ] Well, thanks very much. 76 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,825 Let's check the score, shall we? 77 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,195 Los Angeles, 2, New York, 4. 78 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,897 I'd love to go to New York sometime. Ah. 79 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,833 Hey, there's a ship going there now! 80 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,669 Oh, my -- ♪ La, la, la ♪ 81 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,637 Oh, she's beautiful. I love her. 82 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,839 Why don't you take these jewels down to your room, 83 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,241 and, well, everything will be okay. 84 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:29,809 I don't love you. Hello, Jack. 85 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:31,377 Hello, Rose. Hello -- 86 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,180 Oh -- We've hit an iceberg! 87 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,648 The rats, the rats. 88 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:38,017 Put them downstairs with the Irish. Lock them up. 89 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,986 The water, it's getting higher, it's getting higher. 90 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,621 Run to the front of the bow! Run. 91 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:44,557 Hang onto the edge. Oh, my God. It's a long way down. 92 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:47,026 Get off the [bleep] door, Rose! 93 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,962 Get off the door! 94 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:51,631 [ Imitates drowning ] 95 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:54,167 [ Cheers and applause ] 96 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,408 -And now let's take a look at this weekend's weather 97 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,477 with Tiff Bimbosh. Tiff. 98 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,446 -Thank you so much, Greg. 99 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:10,583 Let's take a look at the seven-day forecast, shall we? 100 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:14,254 Day One. It's pretty dark, isn't it? 101 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:15,388 But then in day two, 102 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,924 the darkness has been separated from, 103 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,592 and now we have the light. 104 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,794 We're going to go right to the earth 105 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:24,430 with our field correspondents, Adam and Eve. 106 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,466 Adam, how are you? 107 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,434 I'm -- Oh, wow. 108 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,303 [ Laughter ] 109 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:31,704 And now over to Eve, 110 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,941 with -- with the food commentary. 111 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:39,245 Oh, my God. I found these apples from my friend, S. Erpent. 112 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,547 He is just amazing. 113 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,082 So I made a pie. 114 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,885 You made a pie? Eat it. Mmm, great. Ooh. 115 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:48,454 Oh, this just in -- Get out. 116 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,156 Oh. 117 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:51,924 And now over to Noah. 118 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,060 Uh, it looks like it's raining. 119 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:56,362 I told y'all. 120 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:57,997 Back to you. 121 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:01,134 Okay, and it appears that the mark of the beast 122 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,202 is on -- It's my phone. 123 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:07,006 And I'll be a tool of the serpent until the rapture. 124 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,175 Oh, I'll talk to you later. 125 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,543 Oh, here it comes. 126 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:14,747 I believe! I believe! 127 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,116 -Thank you. We'll see you tomorrow night. 128 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,186 Please stay tuned for the CW's new show, 129 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:22,955 "America's Smallest Pachyderms." Good night. 130 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,325 -Yay. -Oh, there we go. 131 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:27,026 [ Buzzer ] 132 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,430 -♪ Pachyderms ♪ 133 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,699 -I have -- I have questions. 134 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:35,535 -I'm teaching a Bible studies class right afterwards. 135 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:38,371 -You took it all the way past the New Testament 136 00:05:38,404 --> 00:05:41,607 into some stuff you saw on the internet, which was exciting. 137 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,176 Alright, we're going to play a game now 138 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,478 entitled "Song Styles." This game is for Wayne, 139 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:48,815 accompanied by the fantastic Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 140 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,583 And here to join them is our celebrity guest, 141 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:53,052 so please welcome to the stage singer, actress, 142 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:57,190 and "American Idol" winner, Jordin Sparks! 143 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,525 [ Cheers and applause ] 144 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:02,662 -Come here, you. 145 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,930 -So good to see you. 146 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,299 -Jordin Sparks. 147 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:09,469 -Hi. -Welcome to the show, Jordin. 148 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:12,105 -Jordin was my dance buddy on another show. 149 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:15,274 -On another show, yes. 150 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:18,077 Now, Wayne, you're going to sing a song all about Jordin. 151 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:21,314 And you're going to be singing in the style of an R&B duet. 152 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:23,015 So whenever you're ready, you guys, take it away. 153 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,418 -Alright, so instead of singing it about you, 154 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:27,887 why don't we sing it together like an R&B couple 155 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,957 that broke up years ago. Why did we break up? 156 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:35,128 I did something so heinous that we broke up. 157 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,729 You in the middle, you. 158 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,865 -She stole your leftovers out of the fridge, 159 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,400 out of, like, the shared work fridge. 160 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,268 -Wow. She stole my leftovers 161 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:43,569 out of the fridge. -I would be mad 162 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:46,139 if somebody did that. -Do you want to write the scene? 163 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,608 [ Laughter ] 164 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,110 I'll call the Writers' Guild. You'll get credits. 165 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,079 -They were rigatoni. You really loved them. 166 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,081 It was your mother's recipe. -Right. Gosh. 167 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:58,284 Yeah, so, we're at work, and it's about -- 168 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:01,654 You -- I stole your stuff, okay? 169 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,023 -Don't ever. -Out of the fridge. 170 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:06,626 -Right, out of the fridge. -Fridge. Thank you. 171 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:09,162 Ladies? 172 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,063 Um, we want to thank everybody 173 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,000 for coming out for the 15th anniversary -- 174 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,502 -Oh, you want to thank people? -[ Chuckles ] 175 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,237 [ Laughter ] 176 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,473 You know, it's the attitude of gratitude, baby. 177 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:21,507 -Okay. -You might want to 178 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,142 try it sometime. 179 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,245 So, this is our reunion, 180 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,614 and there's something that I want to say to you. 181 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,384 -Okay. 182 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:34,153 ♪ The first day you walked into the office ♪ 183 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:38,591 ♪ I was like, "Damn, damn, damn" ♪ 184 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,627 [ Laughter and cheering ] 185 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,897 ♪ You packed your own lunch in the little container ♪ 186 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:50,736 ♪ It was eggs and ham, ham, ham ♪ 187 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:54,574 ♪ And then you put it inside of the fridge ♪ 188 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,410 -♪ With a lock ♪ 189 00:07:57,443 --> 00:08:00,847 -♪ I opened it ♪ 190 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,281 -♪ You picked it off ♪ 191 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,585 -♪ And I just want to say ♪ 192 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:10,923 ♪ That I'm so sorry that I ate your entree ♪ 193 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,658 [ Vocalizes ] 194 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:15,328 -♪ Why did you eat it? ♪ -♪ 'Cause I was hungry ♪ 195 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,730 -♪ But I really needed it ♪ -♪ I was so hungry ♪ 196 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:20,366 -♪ Why did you eat it? ♪ -♪ I was so selfish ♪ 197 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:21,968 -♪ I don't know why you ate it ♪ 198 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,836 -♪ But I did ♪ 199 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:26,405 ♪ Don't get stuck in the past ♪ 200 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,741 ♪ I made some pasta for that ass ♪ 201 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,377 ♪ Here you go ♪ 202 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,945 Thank you. 203 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,014 -Go ahead, girl. -♪ You can eat it ♪ 204 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,282 -I can eat it? 205 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:39,118 -♪ But don't take it out of the fridge again ♪ 206 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:41,320 ♪ Or I'm going to whip that ass in shape ♪ 207 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,557 ♪ And tell you to go cook your own damn food ♪ 208 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:48,427 [ Laughter and cheering ] 209 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:51,163 -♪ That's alright, because I love a woman ♪ 210 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,066 ♪ With her own agency that can stand up to me ♪ 211 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,702 ♪ I promise that I won't take your food ♪ 212 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,905 -♪ Take my food ♪ -♪ I won't take your food ♪ 213 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,206 -♪ Don't take my food ♪ 214 00:09:00,239 --> 00:09:02,975 -♪ I won't take your food ♪ 215 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,711 ♪ The croutons, the ham, tomatoes, and cans ♪ 216 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,213 -♪ That sounds really nasty ♪ 217 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,382 -♪ I know -- Uh... ♪ 218 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:13,686 ♪ It all depends in the order in which you assemble it ♪ 219 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,820 -You right, though. -Right? 220 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,789 -Yeah, you right, though. Okay. 221 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,057 ♪ What we eating tonight? ♪ 222 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,559 -♪ Tell you what we're eating tonight ♪ 223 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:20,960 -♪ What are we eating tonight? ♪ 224 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,828 -♪ A little rigatoni ♪ -Oh. 225 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:27,099 -♪ 'Cause that's what the guy in the audience wrote for me ♪ 226 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,703 -♪ Thank you for the rigatoni ♪ -♪ Thank you for it ♪ 227 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:34,240 -♪ Thank you for it ♪ -♪ Thank you for it ♪ 228 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:35,775 -But, baby... 229 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:39,345 ♪ I'll never eat your food ♪ 230 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:43,249 -♪ Food ♪ 231 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,051 [ Cheers and applause ] 232 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,086 -Jordin Sparks! 233 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,088 [ Cheers and applause ] 234 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:51,290 -Jordin Sparks, everybody! 235 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:58,197 ♪♪ 236 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,299 -That was amazing. 237 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,736 -That's dropping on iTunes. You know, we're dropping it. 238 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,671 -It's one of the studio pieces you're working on. 239 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,107 I also love that she threatened to beat that ass up. 240 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,675 That was really -- 241 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:13,012 -Hey, don't threaten me with a good time. 242 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:14,714 -Everybody, do not move. 243 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:17,016 There's more "Whose Line" right after these messages. 244 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,084 Stick around. 245 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,291 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway." 246 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,928 And we are going to keep the fun going now with a game called 247 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,330 "Scenes From A Hat." 248 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,999 This is for all four of our performers. 249 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,867 So Ryan and Colin are there, 250 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,335 and Wayne and Greg are here. 251 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,237 Before the show, we asked our audience to write down things 252 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,139 that they would like to see acted out by our performers. 253 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,707 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 254 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,309 I'm going to read them out. We're going to see how many 255 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:44,977 awesome things our performers can come up with. 256 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,179 So, here we go. 257 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,248 Pickup lines in "Star Trek." 258 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,951 "Star Trek," Ryan, "Star Trek." 259 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,956 -Beam me up. 260 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,257 [ Laughter ] 261 00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:59,959 [ Buzzer ] 262 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:06,098 -[ Imitating Darth Vader breathing ] 263 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,936 I am in the wrong universe. 264 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,171 [ Laughter ] 265 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,673 [ Buzzer ] 266 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,510 -This'll never make it. 267 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,078 [ Laughter ] 268 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,980 -[ Laughing ] I have a feeling -- 269 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:25,918 -Oh. -Yes. 270 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:29,121 Yes. Yes. Yes. 271 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,991 Yes. Yes. 272 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,527 [ Cheers and applause ] 273 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,200 -No. 274 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,002 No, don't encourage me! 275 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:46,105 -How dare you. 276 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,741 -"Star Trek" pickup lines. 277 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:51,477 -I'd like to go home with ya 'cause I've got a feeling 278 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,679 you're about to blow! 279 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,347 [ Buzzer ] 280 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:59,118 [ Laughter ] 281 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:03,022 -I'm one of them green bitches from Mars. 282 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:06,092 Where's your friend Colin at? Where's Colin at? 283 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,593 You know, this dude. 284 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,062 Oh, hey, what's up? 285 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,831 [ Buzzer ] 286 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,966 [ Laughter and applause] 287 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,909 -"Weird categories at the Academy Awards." 288 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:31,016 -The winner of The Most Suggestive Scene From A Hat. 289 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,152 [ Laughter ] 290 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,920 [ Buzzer ] 291 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,357 -God, I hope it's me! 292 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,859 [ Buzzer ] 293 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,027 [ Laughter ] 294 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,771 -The amount of blurring. 295 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:58,544 -And the winner for The Best Reading Of The Line 296 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:03,115 Keep My Wife's Name Out Your Mother[bleep] Mouth 297 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,683 goes to... 298 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,685 [ Buzzer ] 299 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,854 [ Cheers and applause ] 300 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,392 -[ Gravelly ] The Best Performance 301 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:17,696 By Someone Who Makes Fudge Under A Tree... 302 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,265 [ Buzzer ] 303 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,100 [ Laughter ] 304 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:30,276 -And the award for The Person Who Has Produced The Most People 305 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,245 To Actually Staff An Entire Film 306 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,348 goes to Nick Cannon. 307 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,917 [ Buzzer ] 308 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,752 [ Cheers and applause ] 309 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:43,956 -"Things you can say 310 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,393 that are guaranteed to end a relationship." 311 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:52,965 -God, I hope it's me! 312 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,834 You knew it before I did it, didn't you? 313 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,335 How far did you see that coming? 314 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,470 -Oh, as soon as you were walking out. 315 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:01,874 -Sweetheart? -Yeah. 316 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,976 -I'm sorry. I've met someone. 317 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,813 [ Laughter ] 318 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,916 [ Buzzer ] 319 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,685 Sweetheart, I'm leaving you. 320 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,354 I'm moving to Los Angeles. I'm going to be a writer. 321 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:18,290 I'm going to give suggestions in the audience of "Whose Line." 322 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,725 [ Laughter ] 323 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,527 [ Buzzer ] 324 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,766 -Shut up. If I want to tell him rigatoni, 325 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,135 then I'm going to tell him rigatoni. 326 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,304 The guy needs help! He's going to sing a song. 327 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,206 He doesn't know what he's going to say. 328 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,141 She took the food from the fridge! 329 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,543 Some of it's rigatoni! 330 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,445 [ Laughter ] 331 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:42,882 [ Buzzer ] 332 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,551 -Don't go anywhere! Everybody, we're going to be right back 333 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:48,921 with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 334 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,395 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 335 00:14:56,428 --> 00:15:00,432 where we are going to play a game now called "Helping Hands." 336 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,735 This game is for Ryan and Colin. 337 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,236 It's also going to feature our star guest, 338 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,871 so please welcome back to the show, 339 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,506 actress and singer, star of "American Idol" 340 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:10,175 and "Dancing with the Stars," Jordin Sparks! 341 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,543 -Jordin Sparks? 342 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,179 [ Cheers and applause ] 343 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,814 -She is so delightful. 344 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,750 -Welcome back, beauty. 345 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,318 -Hey, Jordin! 346 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:22,021 -In this game, Ryan and Jordin are going to act out a scene, 347 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,689 but Ryan can't use his arms, alright? 348 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,824 So Colin is going to provide them for him. 349 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,526 And the scene you'll be acting out 350 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:33,399 is that Ryan is the charismatic owner of a health food café, 351 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,069 taking his girlfriend, Jordin, through the menu. 352 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,938 Lucky you. 353 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,873 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 354 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,242 -I'm so happy you came by today. -Oh, me, too. 355 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,810 -I've wanted you to see where I work. 356 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,145 -Okay. -Are you excited? 357 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,380 -Yes! -Now, you're vegetarian still. 358 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,215 -Yep. -So we have no meat here. 359 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,718 -None. -No meat that I could see. 360 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,887 -Except for yours, I guess. 361 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,522 -Oh. 362 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,357 [ Audience exclaiming ] 363 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,293 That's why I have this little container to keep it fresh. 364 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,995 -Okay. Smart. 365 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,630 -It is smart. How about I make you a little drinky? 366 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,031 -Okay. -Okay, this is 367 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,300 our health food drink. I'm going to take what I had a moment ago. 368 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,702 I'm going to open that up. 369 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,671 Oh, there's something inside of that. Shouldn't be there. 370 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,574 Don't know what that is. Oh, that's -- 371 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,142 Alright, let's take some almond milk. 372 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,677 Almond milk is like regular milk, 373 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,813 but the teats are very small. 374 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,114 -Oh, yes. 375 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,849 -We'll put a little milk in there. 376 00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,986 That's good. That's been sitting out for quite some time. 377 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,187 We're going to put a banana in there. 378 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,822 Now, a lot of people throw the peel away. 379 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,056 I don't do that. -Okay. 380 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,258 -I use the whole peel. I just put it right in. 381 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,660 -There's a lot of potassium in there. 382 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,028 -Oh, yeah, I squish it in there so it's nice and tight. 383 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,563 -Oh, yes. -I squish it. 384 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,298 I get my hand in there, and I squish it good 385 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,233 so it's all squished up together. 386 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:44,069 Okay now, do you like anything you see on the table here? 387 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,537 -Maybe these. 388 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,940 -I love you. I'm sorry I said that. 389 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,074 It's too soon, I know. 390 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,876 You haven't even had your banana yet. 391 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:54,413 -No, not -- I haven't had my banana or the strawberries. 392 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,115 -Are you a strawberry fan? -Yes, yes, yes. 393 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,850 -Let me feed you one. -Oh -- 394 00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,518 -But first let me prepare it 395 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,387 the way I like to prepare a strawberry. 396 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:05,290 -Oh, you know how I like it. -Oh. 397 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,792 -Let me grab another. 398 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,328 -One more time for me, please. Oh, thank you. 399 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,964 Oh, with the greens and everything. 400 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:15,034 [ Laughs ] 401 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,769 I should've caught it. -I know. 402 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,504 -Sorry. -That's what I thought you'd do, 403 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,973 but I understand. We're just not in love yet. 404 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,408 Alright, I'll shake that up. 405 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,610 There's your drink. Now let's make you something to eat first. 406 00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,011 -Okay. -Wash it down with that 407 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,913 almond milk -- Ohh. 408 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,882 [ Laughter ] 409 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,320 -I'm having flashbacks. Oh, God. 410 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,890 -Let's make you a falafel. Let's make you a falafel. 411 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:38,924 -Okay. 412 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:40,626 -This is going to be "fal-awful." 413 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,528 -Oh, yes. -Let's put some of these here, 414 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,730 the chickpea balls. I don't know what they're called. 415 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,031 They're made from chickpeas -- -They're falafel. 416 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,566 -Yeah, falafels, that's what they are, yeah. 417 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,735 And I like to use whole vegetables. 418 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,103 I don't like them when they're cut up. 419 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,504 -Okay. -Put a carrot in there. 420 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,406 -Okay. -Let's put a piece of celery. 421 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,575 A piece of celery over here. Behind the carrot, you idiot. 422 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,543 No, the -- 423 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,044 Alright, let's put one of those in. 424 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,880 But let's not forget the strawberry you love so much. 425 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,182 -Please. -Let's put that in there. 426 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,984 -And the nibs. -Chocolate chips down here. 427 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,586 Right, that's a strawberry. 428 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,154 The small things are chocolate chips. 429 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,558 Why -- Oh, are we being stingy on the chocolate chips? 430 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,394 Dump the chocolate chips in. 431 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,097 And now we put it into the cup with the banana. 432 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,331 [ Laughter ] 433 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:22,701 -I can just -- -Push it down as hard as I can. 434 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,503 [ Grunting ] 435 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,772 [ Both vocalizing ] 436 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,207 Alright, have a sip. 437 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,908 -Thank you. I just can tell you -- 438 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,677 -And I want you to take a big sip. 439 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,680 -Okay, I can tell you love me so much with this. 440 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,115 -You want me to drink first? 441 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,016 Is that what you're saying? -Yes, yes, I would love that. 442 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,854 Will you taste your creation first? 443 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,022 [ Audience groaning ] 444 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,891 It looks -- 445 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:49,027 That looks right -- 446 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,196 right up my alley. 447 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,332 You're turning me on so much right now. 448 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,370 [ Laughter ] 449 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:00,906 -You're just refusing to catch any of my food. 450 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,041 -I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm catching everything else. 451 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,276 -How about a little dessert? -Okay. 452 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,445 -We have a tart here. 453 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,147 Just a little tart. We can split it in half. 454 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,548 Here's your half. -Oh. Thank you. 455 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,216 -And that's just normal. There's nothing on that. 456 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,718 -No, nothing. -...Yet! 457 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:16,455 Alright, let's get some agave sauce. 458 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,090 -I'll hold mine out right here. -Yeah, you hold yours -- 459 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,092 -Can I have some, too? -No! Yes, you can. 460 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,927 -Oh, oh, oh, thank you. 461 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,162 -There's some -- 462 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,596 Mmm. 463 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,931 You know what? 464 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,333 It's pretty damn good. -It's so good, right? 465 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,569 [ Laughter ] 466 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:33,338 -That's the best thing I've ever eaten on this [bleep] show. 467 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,274 [ Buzzer ] 468 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:36,942 It really is. 469 00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,877 [ Cheers and applause ] 470 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,012 It's good. 471 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,581 -Huge thanks to Jordin Sparks, everybody! 472 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:45,083 Jordin Sparks! 473 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,452 [ Cheers and applause ] 474 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,689 Don't go anywhere. There's more "Whose Line" right after this. 475 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,224 Stick around. 476 00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,565 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 477 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,999 That's the end of our show tonight. 478 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,769 Our winners are Greg Proops and Wayne Brady. 479 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:07,039 I'd like you to join our very special guest, Jordin Sparks, 480 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,908 and read out the credits as if you are bad-tempered teens 481 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,778 arguing with your parents, Ryan and Colin. 482 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,913 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 483 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,049 ♪♪ 484 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,951 -You're all grounded. Grounded. 485 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,452 -Grounded? -What up? 486 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,720 -I don't want to be grounded. 487 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:23,121 -Are all these our kids? 488 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,656 -These are all our kids. 489 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,993 -Oh, wait, I thought he was my -- You're not my dad? 490 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,162 -No, 'cause we're kids. -You're not my sister. 491 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,763 -Oh, I guess we're related. 492 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,699 Are we adopted? 493 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,167 Did you adopt us? -You're all kids. 494 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,002 You can't be his mother. -You can't talk to us like that. 495 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,403 You're not my dad. Dads. 496 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,671 -I'm so drunk right now. 497 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:40,939 -One of you is adopted. 498 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,408 -No. Never. 499 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,010 -We're drunk. 500 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,613 We're kids. -Can I get some of that?