1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,737 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:06,773 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:10,910 On tonight's show, shooting star Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,913 new galaxy Gary Anthony Williams, 5 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,349 undiscovered planet Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:21,788 and "stop staring at the neighbors" Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:25,125 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's have some fun. 8 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,560 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:29,129 All right. 10 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,764 Hello, everyone, and welcome to 11 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:32,799 "Whose Line Is it Anyway," the show where everything is made up 12 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:33,933 and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,301 We've got a great show for you tonight. 14 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,170 So we're going to start right now with a game we call 15 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,471 "Weird Newscasters." 16 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:39,939 This is for all four of our performers. 17 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,908 Come this way. 18 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:44,277 In this game, Colin is the anchor of a news program. 19 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,046 Gary, Ryan, and Wayne are his co-anchors. 20 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:48,882 Each of them is an unusual or strange character. 21 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:51,551 Gary is the co-anchor, who's also Colin's grouchy 22 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:54,154 grandmother complaining about her various ailments. 23 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:55,622 -Okay. -Mm-hmm. 24 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:56,856 Ryan is going to be the sportscaster, 25 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,725 who's also acting out the greatest inventions 26 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,860 throughout human history. 27 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,462 And Wayne is the weather forecaster 28 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:06,666 who's presenting the weather as a powerful rock opera. 29 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:08,468 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 30 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:13,306 ♪♪ 31 00:01:13,339 --> 00:01:15,442 -Good evening, and welcome to the 6:00 news. 32 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:19,679 I'm your anchor, "Toe Knee;" that's two parts of the leg. 33 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:25,585 Our top story today -- 34 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:29,422 A man who stole my diary has died. 35 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,157 My thoughts are with his family. 36 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:34,427 [ Laughter ] 37 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:38,264 Well, very fortunate today to have one of my family 38 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,166 members here, my lovely grandmother. 39 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,802 Granny? -Oh, I've never felt better 40 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,506 except I probably have two minutes left to live, son. 41 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:47,740 -Really? 42 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:51,211 -They replaced my left leg with a donkey leg, 43 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:57,217 and I'm afraid that my right leg has been replaced with my left. 44 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,686 -Shh. -Uh-oh. Okay. 45 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:01,988 -Sleep. All right. 46 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:03,656 Let's see what's happening in the world of sports 47 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,792 with Rocky Guru. 48 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:09,896 -Oh. I'm sorry, Col; 49 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:14,767 I couldn't hear you before this new hearing aid I just got. 50 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,003 You know, sometimes people go deaf or can't hear too well. 51 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:20,073 But this amplifies your voice so I can hear everything. 52 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:22,642 Later, I'm going to get into my car with my square wheels. 53 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:25,078 Square wheels? That doesn't make sense. 54 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:29,616 Let me take my chisel and my hammer and make them round. 55 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,684 There we go. Oh, boy. 56 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,387 Anyway, I'll just head home and be by myself tonight -- 57 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,722 or will I? 58 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:40,260 Not with this handy-dandy device where I just dial 1-800. 59 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:45,732 I've got to go now. 60 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,268 Oh, get my penis pump. 61 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:52,972 [ Laughter ] 62 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,408 -Oh, what I wouldn't give for a penis pump. 63 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:56,709 -All right. All right. All right. All right. 64 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,211 -Okay. All right. All right, grandson. 65 00:02:58,244 --> 00:02:59,512 -Well, why don't we see what's happening 66 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:02,081 in the weather this weekend with Stormy Weather? 67 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:09,889 ♪♪ 68 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:17,730 ♪♪ 69 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,366 -♪ Here comes the sun again ♪ 70 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,870 ♪ After it went away ♪ 71 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:26,906 ♪ Here comes the sun again ♪ 72 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:30,543 ♪ It's time for the seven-day ♪ 73 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:36,816 ♪ Sunday, it was a little cloudy ♪ 74 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:39,152 ♪ But then Monday, the sun came ♪ 75 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:43,156 ♪ Kicking in the door so loudly ♪ 76 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:45,892 ♪ And then Tuesday, it began to drizzle ♪ 77 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,560 ♪ Just a little bit ♪ 78 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:50,964 ♪ And messed up the wax on my car ♪ 79 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:53,933 ♪ Wednesday, the night was so clear ♪ 80 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,070 ♪ I could see every star ♪ 81 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:00,573 ♪ And then Thursday, it got warm ♪ 82 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,843 ♪ So I took off my pants ♪ 83 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:07,647 ♪ And then Friday, it was even warmer ♪ 84 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,650 ♪ I let my extremities dance ♪ 85 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,752 ♪ And then Saturday was a fluke ♪ 86 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,587 ♪ Because the air pressure system ♪ 87 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:17,390 ♪ Was radically imbalanced ♪ 88 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:20,426 ♪ And then it came around to Sunday once again ♪ 89 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:24,130 ♪ And that is the weather ♪ 90 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:29,335 ♪ And that was the weather ♪ 91 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:32,605 [ Cheers and applause ] 92 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:35,675 -That was the 6:00 news. Good night and good news. 93 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,777 [ Buzzer ] 94 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:41,014 [ Cheers and applause ] 95 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,186 -Wow, you got all of that out of that one chord. 96 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,755 -Yep. -That was wild, man. 97 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,324 -It's amazing what that chord can do. 98 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:52,792 -That was incredible. 99 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,995 First of all, a little bit maybe too personal, too intimate, 100 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,731 a little art imitating life there, Ry? 101 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,501 -The penis pump? -Yeah. 102 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:04,037 -Sometimes that penis needs a bit of encouragement. 103 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,539 [ Laughter ] 104 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:09,475 It needs to be pumped up a little. 105 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,245 It needs to hear a good word now and then. 106 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:13,780 -That's true. -Come on, Dumbo. 107 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,381 You can do it, boy. 108 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,551 [ Laughter ] 109 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:20,253 -I don't have these problems. 110 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:22,689 [ Laughter ] 111 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,157 -All right. 112 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,892 Guys, we're gonna play a game now called "Deleted Scenes." 113 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,660 This is for all four of our performers. 114 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,595 Come on down. 115 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,097 They're dividing into two pairs. 116 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,366 Ryan and Colin are there, and Gary and Wayne are here. 117 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:36,402 Now, this is a quick-fire game where I give the performers 118 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:39,005 the names of iconic movies, and they have to suggest scenes 119 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,974 that would have been deleted from those films. 120 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:46,079 And we are going to start here with "Jurassic Park." 121 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:49,782 Whenever you're ready, gentlemen, take it away. 122 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,085 -Is that a dinosaur? 123 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:54,187 Oh, hell no. 124 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,288 [ Buzzer ] 125 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:58,291 -Oh, my God. 126 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:00,660 Look at that giant pig. 127 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,328 Jurassic pork. 128 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,796 [ Laughter ] 129 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,265 [ Buzzer ] 130 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:09,168 -Triceratops tastes like chicken. 131 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,570 -I'm not in your scene. 132 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:11,671 -Oh. [ Buzzer ] 133 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,374 [ Laughter ] 134 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,142 -I've got the T. rex penis pump. 135 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:18,211 [ Laughter ] 136 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:19,779 [ Buzzer ] 137 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,286 -Hey. 138 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,889 [ Laughter ] 139 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:32,091 [ Buzzer ] 140 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,961 -[ Splat! ] Ugh. 141 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:38,097 Oh, actually, I think that did happen in the movie, didn't it? 142 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:41,100 [ Buzzer ] -I think it did. Yeah. 143 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,236 -Can you believe they got two of us in this movie? 144 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,004 -I know, right? -Crazy. 145 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:46,773 -Wait. 146 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,509 -Hey. -What? 147 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,543 -Get the [bleep] out of here, man. 148 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,412 -Oh. All right. We didn't know. 149 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,713 -There can be only one. 150 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,515 [ Laughter ] 151 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,383 [ Buzzer ] 152 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:01,087 -All right. How about James Bond? 153 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,856 Deleted scenes from James Bond. 154 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,126 -Bzzzzt. 155 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,262 Hello, Mr. -- Bzzt. Oh. 156 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:10,263 [ Laughter ] 157 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:11,531 Bzzt. 158 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:14,500 Hello, Mr. Bond, I -- Oh, come on. 159 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:17,470 [ Buzzer ] 160 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:20,039 -I'm sorry, miss. I think you have the wrong room. 161 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:22,408 [ Laughter ] 162 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,576 [ Buzzer ] 163 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,778 -Huh! Hah! Huh! Huh! 164 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,980 My name is Brown, James Brown. 165 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,415 Huh! 166 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,019 [ British accent ] Bond. James Bond. 167 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:36,456 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 168 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,724 -No, Mr. Bond, I'm not going to tell you my plan. 169 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,159 [ Imitates gunshot ] 170 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:43,763 [ Laughter ] 171 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,698 -Yes, Mr. Bond. 172 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:48,401 [ Imitates hat flying ] 173 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:49,769 [ Grunts ] Ow! 174 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,505 [ Laughter ] 175 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:53,806 -My name is Dr. No, 176 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,142 but my heart says, "Why not give it a try?" 177 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:57,376 [ Laughter ] 178 00:07:57,410 --> 00:08:00,079 [ Buzzer ] 179 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,848 -All right, guys. There's more fun from our 180 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,717 "Whose Line" crew right after these messages. 181 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:05,852 Stay tuned. 182 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,092 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 183 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,561 where, now, we are going to play a game called "Duet." 184 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,997 This game is for Wayne, accompanied by the fantastic 185 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,499 Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 186 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,968 And here to join them, singing a duet, is our celebrity guest. 187 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,337 So please welcome singer, musician, and dancer 188 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:27,740 from "Dancing with the Stars," Mark Ballas. 189 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:30,676 [ Cheers and applause ] 190 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:34,146 Yeah. All right. 191 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,448 -My brother. 192 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,417 -So, Wayne, you're going to sing a song with Mark, 193 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:43,089 and you're going to sing it in the style of a Broadway musical. 194 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:46,359 -Okay. You know, which is fitting. 195 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:48,327 Mark's been on Broadway, "Jersey Boys." 196 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,463 I've been on Broadway, so we're going to do a little Broadway. 197 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:51,664 You know what I was thinking? 198 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,133 You know the old Bing Crosby movies, 199 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:56,402 "The Road to," like "The Road to Bali" or something? 200 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:57,603 -Sure. 201 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:58,838 -So we'll have "The Road to" something, 202 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,974 but it's a fictitious place. Give us a place. 203 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,677 You got to raise your hand. You got to raise your hand. 204 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,512 You in the middle right there with the red shirt. 205 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,548 -Your mom's house. -"Road to --" 206 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:12,919 [ Laughter ] 207 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:15,588 -I love it. -You know what? 208 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:18,257 It's "The Road to Your Mom's House." 209 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,392 Are you ready, Mark? 210 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,260 -I guess. -Let's do it, buddy. 211 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,463 -Let's go. 212 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,465 -Look at this place, Mark. 213 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,000 -It's fantastic. 214 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,201 -But I'm a little bored. 215 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,937 I've been everywhere. 216 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:34,340 Except one place. 217 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:37,410 ♪ There's a place that I've never seen ♪ 218 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:40,546 ♪ But I want to go in ♪ 219 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,950 ♪ There's a woman that I have not been ♪ 220 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:48,120 ♪ But I want to go in ♪ 221 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,590 ♪ She's so beautiful ♪ 222 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,459 ♪ She makes me scream and shout ♪ 223 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:55,361 ♪ I want to go in the dwelling ♪ 224 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:56,929 ♪ Of the place you were dispelling ♪ 225 00:09:56,963 --> 00:10:01,567 ♪ In fact, I want to go out into your mom's house ♪ 226 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,235 -♪ Don't talk about my mom's house ♪ 227 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:07,607 ♪ That's my mom's house and my dad's house ♪ 228 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,042 ♪ There's another place that I would like to go ♪ 229 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,612 -Where? -It's your mom's house. 230 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:15,214 -Oh. Interesting. Well, I would -- 231 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,917 ♪ I'd like to go into your mom's house ♪ 232 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,253 ♪ As she lays on her wedding bed ♪ 233 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,991 ♪ Move your father out of the way ♪ 234 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,460 ♪ And then this is what I said ♪ 235 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:30,997 ♪ I would lay and take his place ♪ 236 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,899 ♪ The lights are out, she couldn't see my face ♪ 237 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:37,269 ♪ But then I would get up 'cause she's your parent ♪ 238 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,339 ♪ And, hey, let's face it, that is done without consent ♪ 239 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,509 -♪ Well, Wayne, I think you lie ♪ 240 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,879 ♪ Because my mother would eat you alive ♪ 241 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:50,249 -♪ That's the hope, and that's no jive ♪ 242 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,518 ♪ I'm hoping that she'd eat me alive ♪ 243 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:53,686 -♪ Yes, she will ♪ 244 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,721 -♪ I hope that she would eat me alive ♪ 245 00:10:55,755 --> 00:11:01,460 -♪ She would eat you alive ♪ 246 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,263 -Your mom's house. -Your mom's house. 247 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,365 [ Cheers and applause ] 248 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,566 -That's one of the weirdest things. 249 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,302 -Give it up for Mark Ballas, everyone! 250 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:14,473 -You suggested it. Mark Ballas. 251 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,076 -That was amazing. -Thank you. 252 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,944 -Mark Ballas. 253 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,113 [ Cheers and applause ] 254 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:24,984 Oh, I found that delightful. 255 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,185 -And nothing was done with, 256 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:27,753 you know, like I crept in the house. 257 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,088 -Appropriately. -I was like, "That's not cool." 258 00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:30,623 -Make sure to underline consent. 259 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:31,691 -Right. -Yes. 260 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,159 -Is that from "High School Musical"? 261 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,861 -Mm-hmm. 262 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,863 -And now, friends, we're going to play a game called "Props." 263 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:41,167 This is for all four of our performers in two pair. 264 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,538 Ryan and Gary, these are for you. 265 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,840 Oh, boy. -Oh, boy. 266 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,309 -And Colin and Wayne, this is for you. 267 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,645 All right. So as you know, the way this game works 268 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,213 is that each have a different set of props. 269 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,781 They've got to use them as many interesting ways 270 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,183 as they possibly can. 271 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,351 We'll start with Ryan and Gary. Good luck. 272 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,588 -You couldn't have bought a smaller Christmas tree? 273 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,690 -Baby, just start climbing. You'll get there. 274 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,925 [ Buzzer ] 275 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,693 -Man, this studio is cold. 276 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,763 [ Laughter ] 277 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,364 [ Buzzer ] 278 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,800 -My Brazilian butt lift went right. 279 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,402 -Oh. 280 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:17,403 [ Laughter ] 281 00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,004 [ Buzzer ] 282 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:22,108 -Hey, good looking. Aooga! 283 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,576 [ Laughter ] 284 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,545 [ Buzzer ] -Goo-goo-ga-ga. 285 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,849 -I'm not sure what that is, little one. 286 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,650 -I was born with an outie. 287 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,285 -Oh. No, no. 288 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,688 [ Buzzer ] 289 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,423 -And then the monkey threw the banana 290 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,225 with great force at my body. 291 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:42,094 -Oh, my God. 292 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:45,664 -Don't touch it. Oh, don't peel it. Oh. Ooh. 293 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,199 -Just squeeze it. Just squeeze it. 294 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,634 -Oh, no. 295 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,803 [ Buzzer ] No. 296 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,239 -And now I shall switch our brains. 297 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,108 Ssshk. Bzzzzzzz. 298 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:57,710 -Yo. 299 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,612 [ Laughter ] 300 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:02,047 [ Buzzer ] 301 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:05,484 -On Rudolph, on Red Ass. 302 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,354 [ Buzzer ] 303 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:10,489 -Come on, we got to make more of these stupid cookies. 304 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,958 [ Laughter ] 305 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,660 [ Buzzer ] 306 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:21,700 -[ Vocalizing ] -[ Vocalizing ] 307 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:25,371 -Welcome to the island of different mermaids. 308 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:26,539 [ Laughter ] 309 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,606 [ Buzzer ] 310 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,109 [ Buzzer ] 311 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,412 -You can do it, Rocky. You can do it. 312 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,514 You can do it, Rocky. 313 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,616 -[ Babbles ] 314 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,385 -What? What? 315 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:44,123 -'Tis I, Moon Head. 316 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,157 [ Laughter ] 317 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,893 [ Buzzer ] 318 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,228 -All right, guys. 319 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,397 There's more "Whose Line" right after this break. 320 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,431 Stay tuned. 321 00:13:57,403 --> 00:14:00,039 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway," everyone. 322 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,441 And now we play a game called "Living Scenery." 323 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,343 This game is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne. 324 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,612 So come on down. 325 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,813 We need some help with this game, 326 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,282 so please welcome back dancer, singer, musician 327 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:14,086 from "Dancing with the Stars," the sensational Mr. Mark Ballas. 328 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,988 -♪ Sensational ♪ 329 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,358 [ Cheers and applause ] 330 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,459 -All right, all right. 331 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,127 -So here's what's going to happen. 332 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,696 You guys are going to act out a scene, and during the scene, 333 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,064 you'll need a number of props. 334 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,532 Wayne and Mark, you will stand in 335 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,701 and become all of the props in this scene, all right? 336 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,002 And the scene is that Ryan and Colin 337 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,138 are traveling on a luxurious private jet 338 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,607 when it crashes in the jungle, 339 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,776 and they have to use what they can to survive. 340 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,446 Take it away. -What are you doing? 341 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,681 -I can't seem to find my penis pump. 342 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,550 -It's right here. -Ooh, here it is. 343 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,151 -Oh, no. 344 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:50,923 [ Laughter ] 345 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,157 -Caw! Caw! 346 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,659 Boom! [ Imitates falling plane ] 347 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,095 -Oh my God, we sucked a bird into the engine. 348 00:14:56,128 --> 00:15:00,032 -Oh. Quick, get your oxygen mask. 349 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:03,369 -It's fallen down from the ceiling. 350 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,603 Mine had Italian. 351 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,339 [ Laughter ] 352 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,508 We're going to hit the water. I'm going to inflate the raft. 353 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,577 -Ssshp! -Oh. 354 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,946 -Ssssssssssshp! -I don't know -- 355 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,618 This one's got a lot more air in it. 356 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,689 Let me let a little out. There we go. I let a little out. 357 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,324 -Oh. Yeah. 358 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,459 Look, if you press this, there's little engines 359 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,396 that'll push us towards the -- -Oh, yeah. There it goes. 360 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,766 -Vrooooom. -Vrooooom. 361 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:34,900 -Oh, here we are on the island. 362 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,069 -Ah. I'm not sure what those were. 363 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,039 -No. Best not to ask questions. 364 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,807 -Hey, we've been on this island before. 365 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,443 -I think so. I remember the little coconuts. 366 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:47,079 [ Laughter ] 367 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,280 -I remember. 368 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,482 -How are we going to get off here, though? 369 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,785 There's not really much around. 370 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,955 -Wait. I think the dolphins are trying to tell us something. 371 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:59,591 -[ Chirping like dolphins ] -[ Chirping like dolphins ] 372 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,528 -Oh, they're having -- 373 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,596 They're not telling us anything. They're having sex. 374 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,831 [ Laughter ] 375 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:09,068 I didn't see that. No, no, no. 376 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,003 Ohh. 377 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:13,472 What was the porpoise of that? 378 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:14,807 [ Laughter ] 379 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,475 Oh, God. 380 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:19,678 -Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! 381 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,648 -Dinner! 382 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:25,017 -Let me light up the barbecue. I'll start a fire. 383 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:28,354 -All right. I'll put him on the rotisserie. 384 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,522 [ Laughter ] 385 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,027 -Let it go for another half-hour or so. 386 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,596 -All right. 387 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,999 Okay. 388 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,301 -It's just like I like it -- rare and dizzy. 389 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,436 [ Laughter ] 390 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,940 Wait. Is that a helicopter? 391 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:51,010 -It's two helicopters. Oh, no, it's one. 392 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,880 -Hey, are you guys stranded? 393 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,315 -Yes, yes, we are. 394 00:16:56,348 --> 00:17:00,119 -Oh, no! We're going down! 395 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:04,590 -They've only got one blade left on their chopper. 396 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,058 Oh, this guy's landed with us. 397 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,826 -Oh. Dinner! 398 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,662 -Oh. I'll get the fire going. [ Buzzer ] 399 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,199 [ Laughter ] 400 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,935 -Mark Ballas! 401 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,071 [ Cheers and applause ] 402 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:22,307 Mark Ballas, everyone. 403 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:27,179 Colin, you're positively sinister. 404 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,547 -You know what? You got to survive. 405 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,482 You have to do anything to survive. 406 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,650 -I was trying to rescue him. 407 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,820 -He was. -Yeah. Really good. 408 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,289 "We're going down!" 409 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,590 You deserve to be eaten. 410 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,160 -I did. I did. 411 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,528 -All right. Well, now, friends, 412 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:46,965 we're going to play a game called "Scenes From a Hat." 413 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,001 This is for all four of our performers. 414 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,169 Ryan and Colin are there. 415 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,638 Wayne and Gary are here. Now, before our show, 416 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,039 we asked our audience to write down scenes 417 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,774 that they'd like to see acted out by our performers. 418 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,409 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 419 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,845 I will read them out. We'll see what our guys can come up with. 420 00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,513 Here we go. 421 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,750 "Bad people to go on vacation with." 422 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,921 -This look like a good place to die. 423 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,055 [ Laughter ] 424 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,525 [ Buzzer ] 425 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,127 -The boat's all loaded up, Skipper. 426 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,728 -All right, little buddy. 427 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,197 [ Laughter ] 428 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,965 [ Buzzer ] 429 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,437 -"Gilligan's Island." 430 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,806 [ Laughter ] 431 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,243 [ Buzzer ] 432 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,112 -Hey, thanks for coming on the vacation with me, Rob. 433 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:36,715 There's gonna be a huge sex party later on. 434 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:37,850 -What are you saying, Mike? 435 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,452 -Just me and you, little sex party later on. 436 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,521 [ Laughter ] 437 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,689 Just me and you. Just -- 438 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,357 [ Buzzer ] 439 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,396 -Ah. 440 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,998 I am gonna kill you later. 441 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:56,001 -I know. I'm aware. [ Buzzer ] 442 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,036 [ Laughter ] 443 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,406 -"Unusual parts of the body to sing a love song about." 444 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,678 -♪ Shoo-doop, shoo-doop, shoo-doop, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 445 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,714 ♪ I'm looking ♪ 446 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,482 ♪ Shoo-doop, shoo-doop, shoo-doop, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 447 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,384 ♪ For the perineum ♪ 448 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,753 ♪ Shoo-doop, shoo-doop, shoo-doop, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 449 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:17,189 ♪ Where is it? There ♪ 450 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:20,325 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 451 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,028 -♪ Oh, Jerry's got a hole where the poo comes from ♪ 452 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,130 ♪ The poo comes from, the poo comes from ♪ 453 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,899 -♪ Jerry's got a hole where the poo comes from ♪ 454 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:30,169 -♪ It's right here in the back ♪ Yeah. 455 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:34,873 -Love song? -Yeah. 456 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:39,244 -♪ I love your hair, boys ♪ 457 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,214 ♪ Get it? 'Cause you don't have none ♪ 458 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,917 -♪ One of us has more than the other two ♪ 459 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:49,288 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 460 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,757 -Hey, guys. Find out who won our show after this short break. 461 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,892 There's more "Whose Line" right after this. 462 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,866 -Hey, everybody. Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 463 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,301 That is the end of our show. 464 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,369 Tonight, our winners are all four of you lovely gentlemen. 465 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,738 So please join our very special star guest 466 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,440 Mark Ballas and read out the credits 467 00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:09,608 as if you are all finalists 468 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,678 at the international air guitar championships. 469 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,846 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 470 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:19,117 ♪♪ 471 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,552 -I learned this from Jimmy Mulville. 472 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,853 -Oh, yeah? -All right. 473 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,121 I've got the Colin Mochrie 474 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,690 and the Geraldine Dowd technique down. 475 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,391 -Oh. -Yeah! Yeah! 476 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:30,796 -Louis Patterson! Louis Patterson! 477 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:34,633 -Oh. -Yeah! Simon Miles. 478 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,436 Simon Miles. 479 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,638 Yeah. 480 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:42,808 -Wow. -Oh, sorry, man. 481 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:43,809 Oh, sorry, man. 482 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,711 -Whoo! 483 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,947 -Oh. An air guitar groupie.