-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
On tonight's show, man on fire Wayne Brady,
man on wire Jeff Davis,
man on a mission Colin Mochrie,
and man on medication, it's Ryan Stiles.
And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hello. Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"...
The show where everything's made up and the points,
they don't matter one bit.
We've got a great show for you tonight,
and we're gonna start right now
with a game called "Press Conference."
This is for all four of you lovely gentlemen.
Come on down.
The way this game works is that Ryan, Jeff,
and Wayne are gonna act as newspaper reporters
attending a press conference held by Colin.
Okay, now, Colin doesn't know who he is.
- Oh, no. - But the other three will,
and they have got who he is on that card right there, okay?
So they're gonna ask Colin questions,
and he's gonna try to guess who he is from the questions
posed by the reporters in front of him.
Whenever you're ready, gentlemen, off you go.
-Thank you so much for being here
for this important announcement.
[ Laughter ] Uh...
I mean, it goes without saying I'm very excited.
So please... Yes, sir?
-I'm Ben Felsick, the Culver City News.
- Hi. - Hi. Are you married?
- Yes. - You are?
- Quite happily. - Hmm.
So you're saying everything is A-OK?
- A. OK. - Hmm.
Is it fair to describe you as an animal,
an animal, an an-i-mal?
-Yep, yep, yep.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, it's you again.
-Just wondered if you've ever had a hand up your ass?
[ Laughter ]
-I...
- Totally unproven. - Oh, all right.
-Yes?
-Do you plan on continuing to eat pork?
-No.
I have made a very strict decision.
Absolutely no more shall pass this lip.
-Every time that you make love,
do you have two crotchety old men sit
and watch you and judge you while you do it?
-It's the only way I know how well I'm doing.
[ Laughter ]
-And to piggyback on his question,
do you always light the lights?
-Oh, I love the lights.
That's all.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Oh, you ended it. Nice.
-Would you... Would you like to guess who you are?
-I'm gonna say I'm Kermit the Frog.
- Oh. - Oh, got it so close.
-I'm a Muppet.
-You... You are a very big fan of Muppets, and they are a...
- I sleep with Muppets. - Yeah!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's the title of Jim Henson's book, by the way.
-And occasionally, when you do have sex with Muppets
and you climax, you go, "Worp, worp, worp!"
[ Laughter ]
-I go, "Wocka, wocka, wocka!"
[ Laughter ]
-I said, "I hope everything's A-OK,"
because I was thinking "Sesame Street."
- [ Laughter ] - Oh!
-That's why it was the perfect clue.
-And now, my friends, we're gonna play a game called "Duet."
This is a game for Wayne, accompanied by the brilliant
- Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. - Ladies!
-And to join him, we need a very special guest.
And me and many of the people here,
I'm sure, watched your amazing TikTok videos
that you filmed all through lockdown.
-Thank you.
-And so as a very special treat tonight,
we are gonna welcome to the stage
the very talented, brilliant performer,
the super-fantastic Maile Brady.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yay!
-[ Laughs ]
-So as you can tell, this is Wayne's daughter, Maile.
-Boom. We got that. We got that.
-Wouldn't it be so weird if they didn't know each other?
[ Laughter ]
So, you guys are gonna be singing a song together,
and you're gonna be singing in the style R&B.
- Mm. Unexpected. - Yeah. So take it away.
[ Laughter ]
-So all right, so this is just so cool for me.
That's my kid. What's something...
Let's get something that annoys you about your parents.
You know, like, Will Smith had a song years ago,
"Parents Just Don't Understand."
- "Dads Don't..." - "Dads never knock."
- "Dads Never Knock."
Ooh, you said that fast, too.
[ Laughter ]
You have privacy problems. You...
So, why don't we do "Dads Don't Knock?"
So somehow that'll be our jam.
- Great. - Hit it, ladies.
[ R&B music plays ]
Creak! Hey.
[ Laughter ]
♪ Oh, I'm sorry ♪
♪ I didn't mean to disturb, entering ♪
♪ Yes, I've got some nerve ♪
♪ But, you see, I know what you're thinking about ♪
♪ I didn't knock 'cause this is my damn house, I'm Daddy-o ♪
♪ I pay the mortgage ♪
♪ And I know that doesn't give me some rights ♪
♪ But all I did is come up ♪
♪ To hang out with my baby girl tonight ♪
-♪ I didn't know you were coming so soon ♪
♪ You don't want to see me twerking in my room ♪
- ♪ No ♪ - [ Laughter ]
-♪ That's what I thought ♪
♪ Doesn't bring... ♪
[ Laughs ]
-♪ Oh, that was unexpected ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ And I didn't know that it would happen ♪
♪ In front of an audience of people ♪
♪ But, see, my baby ♪
♪ I'd do anything in this world ♪
♪ Baby, see, I'm so full with emotion ♪
♪ Because you're my baby girl ♪
-♪ I'm an adult in college getting a degree ♪
♪ But I do still need boundaries ♪
-Got it.
-♪ There's so much you don't want to see ♪
♪ Believe me, believe me ♪
-♪ You need to clean up your room, what you doing? ♪
♪ You need to clean up your room ♪
♪ Is that underwear? ♪
♪ And that's underwear ♪
♪ You've got a lot of underwear ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ I should give you privacy ♪
♪ And I should give you space ♪
♪ You're half of your mama ♪
♪ Her booty and my face ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ I should just keep on going ♪
♪ But let me begin ♪
♪ I will exit ♪
♪ But don't you let no boys in ♪
♪ I promise I'll knock, knock, knock, knock, knock ♪
♪ I'll knock, knock, knock, knock, knock ♪
-♪ Promise you'll knock, knock, knock, knock, knock ♪
-Boom!
My house.
What?
What are you hiding?
-♪ Nothing ♪
- Is that a boy? - ♪ It's my Bible ♪
- Oh, okay. - [ Laughter ]
Good night. God bless you.
-Maile Brady, everybody!
Give it for Maile Brady, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ]
We'll see you guys again right after this break.
Don't go anywhere.
♪♪
-Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
And now we are gonna play a game called "Mixed Messages."
This game is for Colin, Jeff, and Wayne.
- Come on down. - All right.
-You three are gonna act out a scene,
but the twist is that Wayne and Jeff's lines
can only be the text messages read from phones
"donated" by members of our studio audience.
So we asked for volunteers earlier,
and where are Charlie and Tatum?
Charlie and Tatum.
All right. Come on down, Charlie and Tatum.
Come on down.
- Tatum. Tatum and Charlie. - Charlie and Tatum, everybody.
All right, so Jeff is gonna use Charlie's phone,
and Wayne is gonna use Tatum's phone,
so they'll hand them over.
The scene you're gonna be acting out
is that Colin is the captain of a spaceship
that's getting sucked into a black hole.
- Uh-oh. - Oh.
- Oh, no. - Oh, ho, ho, ho!
[ Laughter ] Hey, you guys, pipe down.
He has summoned his crewmen Wayne and Jeff
to discuss what to do.
Take it away.
-Oh, no, no, no, no.
Gentlemen, we are in trouble.
Why wasn't I told about this black hole?
You're the science officer.
- All good. - No, it's not all good.
It's definitely not good.
-So, this won't be, like, an all-day thing?
[ Laughter and applause ]
-It's honestly awful.
And now we're being pulled into it.
We've got to find a way to find the power to get out.
-Well, hopefully it improves.
-Beep!
I know. I totally understand your fear.
Honestly, I think this could be great for you.
[ Laughter ]
-Jerry, why in times of stress do you pretend you're a robot?
- Exactly. - Ugh!
All right.
- All good. - No, it's not all good!
Okay, I'm gonna put the forward thrusters on.
-I don't know yet.
I definitely need a good night out.
-You're not gonna have a good night out.
Neither one of us is gonna have a good night out.
- I can do 700, no problem. - Shut up!
You're the worst science officer I ever had.
- Word. - Oh.
-Slay-aaaa!
I can't wait.
You're gonna have such a great time.
-Do you understand what's going on?
- I'm free after 4:00 p.IN. - I don't care!
All right. I need you to go down to the engine room
and see what you can do there.
-I'm gonna go to Somerset tomorrow
to get my COVID and flu shots.
-No! No! You have to go to the engine room.
- Word. - You go...
If you say "word" one more time...
- Now, I need you here. - You look beautiful.
-I know.
We don't have much time.
- That's so true. - I know.
-It's always time for nuggets.
- Listen. - [ Laughter ]
No...
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
- That was comfortable. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you. - Everybody,
give it up for Charlie and Tatum.
Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]
I have to say, I think I need to give the points
to Charlie and Tatum, 'cause they both seem like
really supportive friends, don't they?
They're like, "Word. Go. Yeah, you're awesome!
This could be really great for you!"
- "Slay-aaaa!" - Right? "Ah. Yeah!"
-Yeah, but it was spelled out "slay-aaaa."
[ Laughter ]
-And now we're gonna play a game called "Props."
This is for all four of our performers.
- So come on down. - Oh!
-You guys will be in two teams.
Ryan and Jeff, these are your props.
You're gonna be over there.
And Wayne and Colin, these are your props.
- Thank you. - But, also,
you're gonna be joined by our very special guest.
So please give it up for the fantastic Maile Brady.
- Nice! - [ Cheers and applause ]
-Maile Brady, everyone.
Maile, here is your prop.
There you go.
Now, as you guys know,
the way this game works is that you are gonna use these props
as many interesting ways as you possibly can.
And we're gonna start with Ryan and Jeff.
Take it away.
-It's been about six months for me.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Imitating clanging ]
[ Laughter ]
Good job, Indy!
[ Buzzer ]
-Hi. I'm here for the Miley Cyrus audition.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Hey, it's that lizard that nobody knows the name of
but is in a lot of films.
-[ Hisses ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Chanting indistinctly ]
♪♪
[ Buzzer ]
-I do declare, I think he's looking at me.
-Hello, Miss Scarlett.
[ Buzzer ]
-What's wrong with your penis?
[ Laughter ]
-Hey, I invented a new flavor of cola.
It's black cherry.
-Oh, nice.
-Give me those back.
[ Laughter ]
- [ Buzzer ] - Oh.
Six months?
[ Laughter ]
-[ Snarling ]
- [ British accent ] - As the wombat creeps over
the tall [Laughing] grass...
[ Laughter ]
-Isn't a wombat kind of, like, nice?
-Oh, just shoot it.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Ah-choo!
Oh! Oh.
-Wow, everyone loves old man burlesque.
-Eh? Eh!
-Love it so much.
-Ehh.
♪ Da-da, da-da ♪
- [ Buzzer ] - What?
-What do you want [bleep]
[ Laughter ]
-I want you to die!
[ Buzzer ]
-This is definitely how you roll a blunt,
because I know how to roll a blunt.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Oh, nice one.
Oh.
She knows how to roll a blunt.
-Give it up for Maile Brady, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Maile! Bring it on, bring it on. Ah!
Maile Brady, everyone.
Join me after the break for more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Right after this.
♪♪
-Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
We're gonna keep things moving now
with a game called "Film Dub."
This is for all four of our gentlemen players.
Come on down. Check out the screen.
The way this works is that we took an old piece of film
and removed all the dialogue, and now Ryan, Colin, Jeff,
and Wayne are gonna re-voice
the clip using their imaginations.
So, the scene I'd like you to improvise
is called "An Evening Gone Wrong."
-"Who's there?! Who's there?!
Oh, that knock-knock joke!"
- "Bang. Bang."
-"Ohh! I'm just an Uber driver."
[ Laughter ]
-"That's really going to affect her rating."
-"I seem to have shot myself, silly.
How is that possible?"
"Oh, stop sticking your finger in it."
[ Laughter ]
- "Stand there. - I'll phone for pizza."
"Hello? Do you deliver within half an hour?"
- "Absolutely I can." - [ Imitates cat purring ]
-"I've got a cheeseburger in my pocket. I could..."
- "How about smiles?"
-"How about, stop asking a woman to smile?
I'll give you a first-class ticket to Ass Pound Town."
[ Laughter ]
-"Oh! Ow!
Watch the armpit!"
- "Hello? - I am the Angel of Death."
-"Oh, it's Mr. Phillips from down the hall."
- "Can I touch your arm?"
- "Hello, Mr. Phillips."
- "Oh. [ Grunts ] - Let me just steal your shoe.
Oh, sorry. It's your cat."
[ Laughter ]
- "Well, that's my good-luck cat. - My black good-luck cat."
-"All right. I'm getting the hell out of here."
-"Come here. Come close.
Ahh! Now your breast is up against my wound.
It feels much better than your finger.
You've stopped the bleeding with your breast. Your..."
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
- That was just too complicated. - Smooth.
-Am in error in saying that someone said the phrase.
"Ass Pound Town"? [ Laughter ]
-Yes, my character, Gwendolyn,
she was frustrated, and she said,
"I will give you a first-class ticket to Ass Pound Town."
-It's near Legoland, isn't it?
- Yeah. - [ Laughter ]
-All right.
Now, my friends, we're gonna play a game entitled "Dubbing."
This is a game for Wayne, Ryan, and Colin. Come on down.
In this game, we're gonna involve our very special guest,
so please welcome back to the show Maile Brady.
-Maile Brady!
- No, not you. - Come on.
- Yay. - Maile Brady. Get up here.
-Okay, so the way that this game works is that Colin and Wayne
are gonna act out a scene with Maile, but, Maile,
you're not gonna actually use your own voice, okay?
Your lines are gonna be provided by crazy old Ryan.
And your scene is that influencers
Wayne and Maile are trying to perfect
a song-and-dance routine for TikTok.
Colin is the rival TikToker...
[ Laughter ]
...who challenges them to a dance-off.
And then when cued,
Linda and Laura will play some sensational music.
It's gonna go fantastically. Enjoy yourselves.
-"Dad, we're never gonna get these moves down."
-Look, this is the only way that I'm gonna be cool,
so I need you to teach me the dances.
- "You'll never be cool, Dad. - You're too old to be cool.
Cool is me. Look how at cool I am.
♪ I am fly ♪"
- I can do those dances, too. - Oh, no.
- "Your hip went out again. - Your hip, Dad."
[ Laughter ]
"Oh, Dad. No. Oh."
- Teach me, sweetheart. - "Dad, I love you,
but there's not enough dance steps in the act
for the both of us, and, well, I'm young
and still have a chance at my career."
[ Laughter ]
-Ah, hey. Who's the old guy?
-"Oh, hi, Jerry.
I-I didn't know you were coming by.
- This is my dad." - We talked about this.
-You brought one of your young, hip, good-looking friends
over to dance with you?
[ Laughter ]
-That's right.
I'm gonna be taking your place 'cause I got...
- "Look at those moves! - Look at those moves!
Look at that, Dad! [ Mutters ]
Oh, I love you so much.
I've always loved you. Not you, Dad."
-You're looking at the wrong person.
- Oh, yeah. - That was, "Oh, oh, oh!"
What? It's like I walked into your room without knocking.
[ Laughter and applause ]
- "Dad, I'm pregnant."
-Why'd you look at me?
[ Laughter ]
I had nothing to do with this. I'm just a dancer.
-"I'm not really pregnant.
I just wanted to see your reaction, Dad.
You don't really care, do you?"
-Of course I care.
-"Sing me the song you sang me as a little girl."
-♪ Please don't get pregnant by... ♪
- "No, no." - Oh.
- "The other one, Dad. - The other one."
-He is not the man to be a father.
I will take over the father principal.
- "I smell a dance-off!"
-Are you ready?
We'll see who does the best TikTok moves.
You call out a TikTok move, and we'll do it.
-"Ah, ah, ah. A TikTok move.
♪ Open the pack, pop one in your mouth ♪
♪ They're refreshing for your breath, let's head south ♪
- That's my TikTok rap." - That's a Tic Tac rap.
- "That's my TikTok rap." - That's a Tic Tac rap.
-"♪ TikToks should never been seen ♪
♪ Sometimes I like to chew Dentyne ♪
♪ Oh, TikTok rock ♪
♪ Oh, TikTok rock ♪"
-♪ I've got him back now ♪
♪ Here's my daughter's hand ♪
♪ I'll get out of the way because I... ♪
- No! - I cannot stand between you two.
I'm about to have a major coronary.
[ Laughter ]
I'm going to leave you. Never disappoint your father.
Remember, he's the man who, chances are,
is responsible for you being here.
[ Laughter ]
-"He's the most important man in my life."
-That'll change.
[ Laughter ]
- "Dad?" - Yeah?
-"I think we've got this.
Let's move on to the next [bleep] scene."
-Let's do it.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
- Maile Brady, everybody. - Give it up for Maile Brady!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Find out who won our show after the short break.
There's more "Whose Line" right after this.
♪♪
-Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
That is the end of our show.
Tonight's winner is the lovely and talented Wayne Brady.
So I'd like you to join our very special guest,
Maile Brady, and read out the credits
as if you are choreographers trying to teach some moves
to the world's least sexy dancers...
- Obviously the others. - Okay.
-Thanks, everybody. Good night.
-All right, so what we're gonna do is,
we're the choreography team of Sasser and Stiles.
So follow her for the first eight.
-We're gonna start with the Chris Young.
-Oh, get your Deena Katz all up in it.
-I pulled my Tyler!
-Ooh, you better leave your Brady alone.
And five, six, seven, eight.
Shake that Ray Miller.
Now shake that Sideris.
-Come up with Gary Hubb.
- Oh, I feel it. I feel it. - I pulled my Jeff Wheat.
- Oh. - I pulled his groin.
-[ Laughs ] That's just as good as his Jeff Wheat.
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