1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,002 [ Cheers and applause ] 2 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:03,169 -Good evening, everybody, 3 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:06,306 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 4 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,908 On tonight's show, all the world's a stage, 5 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,777 Wayne Brady. 6 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:14,247 Brevity's the soul of wit, Jonathan Mangum. 7 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,950 To thine own self be true, Colin Mochrie. 8 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:21,955 And out, out, damn spot, it's Ryan Stiles. 9 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:24,657 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up! 10 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,093 [ Cheers and applause ] 11 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:28,428 Yeah. 12 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,630 Hello, everybody. Hello. 13 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:32,132 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 14 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:33,299 the show where everything is made up, 15 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,501 and the points don't matter one bit. 16 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,536 We've got a fantastic show for you tonight. 17 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:37,704 And we're going to start right now 18 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:40,373 with a game called "Weird Newscasters". 19 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:41,841 This is for all four of our performers. 20 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,810 So come on down. 21 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:46,780 In this game, Colin is anchor of a news program. 22 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:48,681 Jonathan, Ryan, and Wayne are his co-anchors, 23 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,017 each of whom has an unusual or strange character. 24 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,888 Jonathan is Colin's co-anchor who is a male stripper 25 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,523 hired for Colin's birthday. 26 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,891 [ Laughter ] 27 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,059 Adorable 28 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,795 -New choice. -Yep. 29 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,163 Ryan is the sportscaster 30 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,565 who's also God going through a busy day. 31 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:06,833 -Oh. 32 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:08,501 -And Wayne is the weather forecaster 33 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:13,640 acting out an entire "Transformers" movie -- ah? -- 34 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:15,175 in 30 seconds. 35 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,810 Alright, whenever you're ready, gentlemen, take it away. 36 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:22,549 ♪♪ 37 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,084 -Welcome to the six o'clock news. 38 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:27,821 I'm your anchor, Walter Underthebridge. 39 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:31,524 Our top story today, 40 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:35,195 the man who invented the zero died today. 41 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,030 From all of us here, thanks for nothing. 42 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:41,935 [ Cheers and applause ] 43 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,103 Why don't we see what's happening 44 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:46,172 in the rest of the world with Sparky Gallant? 45 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,741 -Hi. It's me, Sparky Gallant. 46 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:52,512 A lot of things are just popping off here today. 47 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,948 We are so excited about the happenings 48 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,716 that are happening here. 49 00:01:56,749 --> 00:02:01,754 Although, I'm wondering perhaps I'm not paid enough 50 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:07,760 to do certain things that happen on The CW. 51 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,462 So... 52 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:12,432 [ Cheers and applause ] 53 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,439 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 54 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:33,052 Back to you, birthday boy. 55 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,821 -Thank you. 56 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,157 I'd rather have what's behind whore number two. 57 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,659 [ Laughter, applause ] 58 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:41,895 Why don't we see what's happening in sports 59 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:44,764 with Throwing McBean? 60 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:48,168 -Sorry, I was just making a note to myself to have never invented 61 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,303 tighty whities. 62 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:55,308 [ Laughter, applause ] 63 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,310 And by the way, you're welcome. 64 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,679 Let's take a look at the sports on Sunday, 65 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:02,115 a day I should be resting, but I'm not. 66 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,452 I can't stop thinking about this. 67 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:12,025 And, uh... 68 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,494 [ Exhales sharply ] Back to you. Back to -- Just back to you. 69 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,297 [ Cheers and applause ] 70 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,165 They're like, fluffy, like, white clouds, 71 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,868 like the Gates -- like the Pearly Gates to heaven in a way. 72 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:26,673 And then they parted and I saw my savior right there. 73 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,711 Anyway, I'm a busy man. Back to you. 74 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:33,813 -Okay. Later on in the show, 75 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,282 we'll be talking to a man with five penises. 76 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:39,519 -Again, you're welcome. -Yeah. 77 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,120 -He does say there are disadvantages, 78 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,623 but his pants fit like a glove. 79 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:48,328 Why don't we see what's happening 80 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:51,164 in the world of weather with Stormy McPhee? 81 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,732 -Thank you so much, Dallas. 82 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:54,534 Let's go ahead and let's take a look 83 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,303 at what's happening with the seven-day forecast. 84 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,706 We're going to go out to the field right now. Let's see. 85 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,575 Oh, what's happening in the field right now? 86 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,877 Well, Jim, it appears that they found something, 87 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,145 which... 88 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,481 [ Roaring, clunking ] 89 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:09,249 I don't know what it is. 90 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:11,150 [ Roars, clunking ] 91 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,685 Run, humans. 92 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,554 No! 93 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:17,190 [ Trilling noises, clunking ] 94 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:18,524 Autobots, ride. 95 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:20,893 [ Clunking ] 96 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:24,030 [ Truck horn honks ] 97 00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:28,034 [ Clunking ] Starscream! 98 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:31,437 [ Clunking ] Reptosaur. 99 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:35,775 [ Tires squealing ] Beep-beep. 100 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,410 Yellow car. 101 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,546 -Bumblebee? 102 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,415 -[ Tires squeal ] 103 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,051 And that's all for the weather. 104 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,587 [ Clunking ] 105 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,857 Transform into pants. [ Clunks ] 106 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,292 Oh. 107 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:54,427 -Wow. 108 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,795 -Oh, no. 109 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:58,865 [ Cheers and applause ] 110 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:00,366 That's been the six o'clock news. 111 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,536 Good night and good news. 112 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:04,971 [ Cheers and applause ] 113 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:07,607 [ Buzzer ] 114 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:16,082 -Another day at the office. 115 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:18,318 -That is commitment. 116 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:22,455 My mom always told me check your underwear 117 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:26,726 before you walk out of this house and go on national TV. 118 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:30,229 -Yeah. What happens if you get hit by a car? 119 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,764 Or got to do a striptease 120 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:35,234 for a old dude on a television show? 121 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:38,905 -Was there a reason you threw "old" in there? 122 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,908 You couldn't just say "dude"? 123 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:45,011 -You have to be daring to wear white underwear. 124 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:49,248 -It's very comfortable. -I'm sure it is. 125 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,250 -It's so comfortable because he's been wearing the same pair 126 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,854 since middle school. 127 00:05:54,887 --> 00:06:00,860 -It's not even an insult. It's true. It's true. 128 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:03,629 -God bless you. -No, I did not. 129 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,499 [ Laughter ] 130 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,967 -That's true. -I did not. 131 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,971 -Absolutely true. -Oh. 132 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:14,107 And now, friends, we're going to play a game called "Duet". 133 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,775 This game was for Wayne and Jonathan, 134 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:18,878 accompanied by Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 135 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,179 Here to join us is our special guest. 136 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,983 So, please welcome actress, musician, and beatboxing star 137 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:26,452 from the sensational group "Freestyle Love Supreme", 138 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:28,554 Kaila Mullady! 139 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:32,558 -[ Beatboxing ] 140 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,664 -Yes. 141 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:40,299 Alright. So, Wayne and Jonathan, 142 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,668 you're going to be performing a song with Kaila, 143 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:43,903 and you're going to do it in the style of, 144 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:45,638 you guessed it, hip-hop. 145 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:47,340 What? -Oh, my gosh. 146 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:48,841 -Whenever you guys are ready, take it away. 147 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,544 -Alright, so let's get the -- a mission. 148 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:54,013 So, we're on a mission to get what? 149 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,081 [ Audience shouting ] 150 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,516 Raise your hand for me. Raise your hand. 151 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,151 Raise your hand. Yes, right there. 152 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,586 -Toilet paper in the pandemic. -Oh, that's specific. 153 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,823 You must work on this show. 154 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,658 Toilet paper in the pandemic. That's the first -- 155 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:07,326 Let's get it. -Yep. 156 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,431 [ Beatboxing ] 157 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:14,667 -♪ I got a why ♪ 158 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,536 -♪ Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe ♪ 159 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,037 -♪ I got a why ♪ 160 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,406 -♪ Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe ♪ 161 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,242 -♪ I'm kind of constipated, maybe plenty ♪ 162 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,579 ♪ Once a year, I'm thinking that it's 2020 ♪ 163 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,182 ♪ Something is wrong, I'm locked in my house ♪ 164 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,452 ♪ And I'm here with my friends and my spouse ♪ 165 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:33,619 ♪ I'm trapped, all of a sudden ♪ 166 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,221 ♪ Tell me, what am I doing? ♪ 167 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,390 ♪ My life's in a ruin, I'm in the bathroom ♪ 168 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:38,558 ♪ I'm pooing ♪ 169 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:41,427 ♪ When I'm looking down, how can it be? ♪ 170 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,930 ♪ There's nothing to wipe, Jonathan, will you help me? ♪ 171 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,431 -♪ Looking, I'm looking ♪ 172 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,899 -♪ Looking ♪ -♪ I'm looking for a roll ♪ 173 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,634 -♪ Get it ♪ -♪ Because I feel the pain ♪ 174 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,102 ♪ On my hole ♪ -♪ Hole ♪ 175 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,939 -♪ That is right, I need some relief ♪ 176 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,373 -♪ Come on ♪ -♪ I need some TP ♪ 177 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,275 ♪ I don't like using leafs ♪ 178 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,144 ♪ No, no ♪ -♪ Dude, you can't use leaves ♪ 179 00:07:58,177 --> 00:07:59,946 -♪ No ♪ -♪ You can't do it ♪ 180 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:03,049 ♪ Because you got to get something so I can remove it ♪ 181 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:06,118 ♪ All of a sudden, everybody, and I thank the Lord ♪ 182 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,121 ♪ Because, everybody, all the TP is hoarded ♪ 183 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,324 -♪ Oh, no, please don't ask me why ♪ 184 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:12,825 -♪ Why? ♪ -♪ I'm looking for ♪ 185 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:15,161 ♪ A special kind, three-ply ♪ 186 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,395 -♪ I need to feel ♪ -♪ Feel ♪ 187 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:18,297 -♪ It needs to be good ♪ -♪ Good ♪ 188 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,199 -♪ I need to feel it's rubbing from my head down to my hood ♪ 189 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,534 -♪ I got it ♪ 190 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:23,069 ♪ From the hood to the back to the front ♪ 191 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:24,570 ♪ Come on now, because damn that's hard ♪ 192 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,138 ♪ I need that one to the three-point for me ♪ 193 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,507 ♪ Because we ain't got three-ply ♪ 194 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:28,674 ♪ I need something ♪ 195 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,610 ♪ What can we do because we got -- why? ♪ 196 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,345 ♪ We got something, we got something, we got something ♪ 197 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:33,412 ♪ I get it ♪ 198 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,680 ♪ Let's split up ♪ 199 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,582 ♪ You hit that 7-11, I hit the Walmart ♪ 200 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:39,619 ♪ I get it, because you get to where we might start ♪ 201 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,354 ♪ In this aisle, I don't see nothing ♪ 202 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:43,856 ♪ Hey, what about you? Do you see some number two? ♪ 203 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,258 ♪ Hey, I got to go number two ♪ 204 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,692 -♪ I see it, see it, see it ♪ 205 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,361 ♪ I see it, see it, see it ♪ 206 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:49,629 ♪ This one is nice ♪ 207 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,664 ♪ It has some aloe ♪ 208 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:52,665 ♪ That's kind of nice ♪ 209 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,834 ♪ It feels like a smucker ♪ 210 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,102 ♪ That's right, you feel it? ♪ 211 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,037 ♪ Feel it when I pucker, pucker ♪ 212 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,940 -♪ Oh, yeah, we got it, it's disarming ♪ 213 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:04,310 ♪ And now the three of us are just bumming on the Charmin ♪ 214 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,178 ♪ And that is something, because we did it ♪ 215 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,514 ♪ We're a team, we got this TP dream ♪ 216 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,716 ♪ We need quarantine ♪ 217 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,685 [ Cheers and applause ] 218 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,721 -Yeah. Let's hear it for them. 219 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:18,124 -Kaila Mullady! 220 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,626 -Yes. 221 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:23,829 -Kaila Mullady, everybody. 222 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,998 You guys, don't go anywhere. 223 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:28,200 We got more "Whose Line" for you right after this. 224 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,739 [ Cheers and applause ] 225 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,241 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 226 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:38,210 We're going to keep things moving now with a game 227 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,780 called "Scenes from a Hat". 228 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,081 This is for all of our performers. 229 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:44,317 So come on down. Ryan and Colin, right there. 230 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,785 Wayne and Jonathan are here. 231 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,353 For our show, we asked the audience to write down scenes 232 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:49,288 they wanted to see performed by our gentlemen players. 233 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,357 I've got those suggestions in my hat right here. 234 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,092 I'm going to read them out and see what awesome things 235 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,527 you guys come up with. So, here we go. 236 00:09:54,560 --> 00:10:00,199 Things you want to get off your chest to the camera. 237 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:03,102 -Tonight, I was this close to going commando. 238 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:03,903 [ Laughter ] 239 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,805 [ Buzzer ] 240 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,510 -Don't you mean you were this close to going commando? 241 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,412 [ Laughter, applause ] 242 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,415 [ Buzzer ] 243 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:20,419 -Unlikely commercials for cleaning products. 244 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:24,390 -Having trouble keeping your brothel tidy? 245 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:27,560 New Mop-n-Ho. 246 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,630 -Because I'm dirty. 247 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,131 -Hi, Jeff. 248 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:35,968 [ Laughter ] 249 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:39,872 -Wait. I'm a ho named Jeff? 250 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:40,973 -I don't believe in stereotypes. 251 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,274 -Thank you. 252 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,876 [ Cheers and applause ] 253 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,951 -Kelsey's Furniture Polish. 254 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,420 Slow death, but a beautiful finish. 255 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:55,454 [ Buzzer ] 256 00:10:55,488 --> 00:11:00,026 -[ Laughs ] Yes. 257 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,561 -Tired of that quarter-sized yellow stain 258 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,729 on your tighty whities? 259 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:08,501 [ Laughter ] 260 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,236 The truth is real. 261 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:11,570 [ Buzzer ] 262 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:15,941 [ Applause ] 263 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,910 -I'm Mister Semi-Clean, 264 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:23,649 for when you want it just to be good enough. 265 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,985 [ Buzzer ] 266 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,855 -This place smells too good. 267 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,424 Try using some Fe-[bleep]. 268 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,993 -Oh. 269 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,995 How's that? -It's great. 270 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,296 [ Buzzer ] 271 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,665 -You... 272 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,300 -I wanted to see what else was happening in there. 273 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,868 -You'll never know. -Oh. 274 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:49,608 -Guess what happens next? 275 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,510 -Well, what's the product's name again? 276 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,179 -Fe-[bleep] -Oh. 277 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:58,217 Your drawers were so clean. Trust me. 278 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,518 [ Buzzer ] 279 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,556 You're going to get so much work out of that. 280 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:06,592 Your wife, oh, she thinks you're hot. 281 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,228 [ Laughter, applause ] 282 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:12,832 Your kids have such an amazing father figure. 283 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:16,001 [ Laughter, applause ] 284 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,742 -If insects could talk. 285 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:27,847 -I so don't want to sit on that. 286 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,015 [ Buzzer ] 287 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,653 -[ Buzzing ] 288 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,222 Who you gonna suck? 289 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,957 [ Laughter ] 290 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,534 -You pick. 291 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,269 [ Buzzer ] 292 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,571 [ Laughter ] 293 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,575 -I'm the most dangerous spider in Jonathan's underwear, 294 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,843 the brown recluse. 295 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,879 [ Laughter ] 296 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,414 [ Cheers and applause ] 297 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:12,291 -We're grown men that get paid to do this. 298 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:13,859 That just blows my mind. 299 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:17,663 -It's the best job in the world. 300 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:21,267 -Oh, lordy. Things you don't want to hear 301 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,904 just as the general anesthesia kicks in. 302 00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,511 -Okay. 303 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:36,482 So, wait, Jonathan's going to take off his what? 304 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,151 No. No. 305 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,252 [ Buzzer ] 306 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:43,255 Oh, nice. 307 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,223 Nice. 308 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,724 -Hey, everybody, don't go anywhere. 309 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,593 There's much more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 310 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,462 right after this. Stay tuned. 311 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,801 [ Cheers and applause ] 312 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,903 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 313 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,272 And now, we are going to move on to a game 314 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,874 called "Greatest Hits". 315 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,210 This is a game for all four of our performers 316 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,046 with the help of the sensational Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 317 00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:09,448 Come on down. The way that this game works 318 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:12,151 is that Ryan and Colin are two television voiceover announcers 319 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,919 talking about the latest compilation album. 320 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,321 Wayne and Jonathan will sing snippets 321 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,156 of the songs on those albums. 322 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,959 So, now I need a suggestion from the audience here. 323 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,328 Could you give me a suggestion of a medical job? 324 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,063 What is the job in the medical profession? 325 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:27,266 Give me some suggestions. Throw them out there. 326 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:31,971 Oh. Ooh! Wow. Guys. Candy striper. 327 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:32,972 For people at home who don't know that, 328 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,340 that's a volunteer nurse. 329 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,475 So, whenever you guys are ready, the name of your album 330 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:39,411 is "Songs of the Candy Striper". 331 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,281 -Hi, we'll be right back to our documentary 332 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,251 on the man who invented autocorrect, 333 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,654 Schiem Ploopy, Genial at Jerk. 334 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,956 [ Laughter ] 335 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,926 -I'm not sure I understand that joke, Colin. 336 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,661 But you can tell me about it later on. 337 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,663 -Yeah. Hey, you seem -- 338 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,498 How was your recent stay at the hospital? 339 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,000 -I'm telling you, I feel so great. 340 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,601 The stones came out quite easily. 341 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,104 -Good. -And I met the most wonderful 342 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,839 candy striper there. -Oh, they are -- 343 00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,140 -Do you know what that is? -Yes, I do. 344 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,175 -What is it? -It's sort of a nurse's aide. 345 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,811 They go around. They -- -Do they get paid for it? 346 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,813 -Who cares? -No. They volunteer. 347 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,516 They're volunteers just like us here on this show. 348 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,986 -Yeah. 349 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,488 There's a lesson, kid. Read things before you sign them. 350 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,390 -That's right. 351 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,191 -You know what's great about the candy striper? 352 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:29,662 So, many great songs about this particular person. 353 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,230 And so there should be. 354 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,565 This is one of my favorite songs because it's so unusual. 355 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,669 It's a rock band, and as they're singing the song, 356 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,405 they're starting to actually break up in the band. 357 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,375 -Oh, you mean laugh? Laugh away? Laugh at things? 358 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,377 -No, no, no, no, they're falling out with each other. 359 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,812 They're going to break up by the end of the song. 360 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:48,380 -God, that sounds horrible. -Yeah. 361 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,750 So, sit back and enjoy this, "Celebrity Patient". 362 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,520 [ Rock music playing ] 363 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,590 [ Cheers and applause ] 364 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,726 -Alright, Cleveland, how are you doing tonight? 365 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:03,729 -It's Boston. It's Boston. 366 00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:05,331 -Boston, how are you doing? 367 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:06,532 [ Cheers and applause ] 368 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:09,768 Alright. -Alright. 369 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,904 -As the lead singer for the band, 370 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,272 want to sing this song that I wrote. 371 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,040 -It's a duo. -Here we go. 372 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:19,044 I wrote it. Me, me, me, I. 373 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:22,781 ♪ There's somebody that they just brought in ♪ 374 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,852 ♪ There's a cut in, in front of the room ♪ 375 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:30,456 ♪ Nobody can see his face for certain ♪ 376 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,558 ♪ I seen him on TV ♪ 377 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,426 ♪ Is it you? ♪ 378 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,428 ♪ It's a celebrity pa-- pa-- ♪ -♪ It's a celebrity, baby ♪ 379 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:37,796 -Patient. 380 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,865 -♪ It's the celebrity patient ♪ 381 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,600 -You're singing a third. 382 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,302 -♪ Well, listen to me ♪ 383 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,804 ♪ Here's what you got to do ♪ 384 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,539 ♪ When it comes to patience ♪ 385 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,241 ♪ I'm losing mine with you ♪ 386 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,377 ♪ That's right, don't chill enough ♪ 387 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,412 ♪ I want to stab you with a knife ♪ 388 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:59,918 ♪ Also, last night, I had a patient, was your wife ♪ 389 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,153 -♪ You'll be in so much trouble ♪ 390 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,654 -♪ Your wife ♪ 391 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,791 -♪ I'd love to give you an air bubble ♪ 392 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:09,428 -♪ Your wife ♪ -♪ Maybe a little hematoma ♪ 393 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:10,763 -♪ Your wife ♪ 394 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:14,099 -♪ And then, upon you, I wish lymphoma ♪ 395 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,769 -♪ Celebrity patient ♪ -♪ Celebrity patient ♪ 396 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,971 You know what? -Hey! 397 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:22,141 Oh, my crotch. 398 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,309 -What? 399 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:27,146 -You're so mean. 400 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:31,483 That's right. -I hurt myself skiing. 401 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,018 -You know what? Stop the music. 402 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,087 Stop -- I'm done with you. -I'm done with you. 403 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,990 -I'm done with you. I want all my stuff. 404 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,526 -You can have it. It's all in the van. 405 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,295 I miss you, already. 406 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:45,030 -Take off your pants. -Okay. 407 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:50,769 [ Cheers and applause ] 408 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,703 [ Buzzer ] -No, no, no. 409 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,439 Don't do it. 410 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,841 -[ Laughs ] 411 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:58,877 [ Cheers and applause ] 412 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:05,350 [ Rock music playing ] 413 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,959 -Wow. That really escalated quickly. 414 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:14,860 -Yep. 415 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,862 And that was when the Osmonds went 416 00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,398 on a different career path. 417 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,332 -It's like looking in the mirror. 418 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,000 -Yeah. 419 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,836 -Hey, you know, I can't decide between these two styles. 420 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,404 I might combine them. -What are you talking about? 421 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,839 -I love my ska and I love my punk. 422 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,040 -Oh. So, you want to combine them? 423 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:31,710 -I'm going to make some skapunk right now. 424 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,178 -You probably could have said that in a better way. 425 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:37,015 -I like that. -No one wants to -- 426 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,184 -It sounds like a game by Milton Bradley, doesn't it? 427 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:42,821 Skapunk. You know, when I think ska and punk, and, oh, my God. 428 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,057 this one -- you're going to love this song. 429 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,192 Dates back, I think, about 16 years now. 430 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,862 That wonderful ska punk hit, "Obamacare". 431 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:54,366 [ Ska punk music playing ] 432 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,767 -♪ Oi, oi ♪ -♪ Hey, hey ♪ 433 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,604 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. ♪ 434 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,340 -♪ Somebody tell me, want to go to the hospital ♪ 435 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,610 ♪ I need a little, little bit of Obamacare ♪ 436 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,845 -♪ Somebody tell me I need something that you see ♪ 437 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,347 ♪ I would prefer to be like Canada ♪ 438 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,582 ♪ Prefer that it is free ♪ 439 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,619 -♪ It would be so great if every time we went to the hospital ♪ 440 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,088 ♪ Government would pay for it with the tax that we put in ♪ 441 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,725 ♪ Instead of having to rely upon shoddy insurance ♪ 442 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,894 -♪ Shoddy insurance ♪ 443 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,796 -♪ O-O-O-Obamacare ♪ -♪ Obama ♪ 444 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,366 ♪ O-O-O-Obamaca-are ♪ 445 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,269 -♪ O-O-O-O-Obamaca-are ♪ 446 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,271 -♪ Personally, I don't find anything wrong with Obamacare ♪ 447 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,739 ♪ But that's just me ♪ -♪ Me ♪ 448 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,107 -♪ Me ♪ -♪ Me ♪ 449 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,042 -♪ Me ♪ -♪ Me ♪ 450 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,811 -♪ You can keep your doctor, maybe ♪ 451 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,748 -♪ Maybe, baby ♪ 452 00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,884 ♪ O-O-O-O-Obamacare ♪ 453 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,152 [ Cheers and applause ] 454 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,655 [ Buzzer ] 455 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,089 -Hey, guys, stick around. 456 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,724 I'll tell you who won our show after a very short break. 457 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,427 Stay tuned. 458 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,966 [ Cheers and applause ] 459 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,067 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 460 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,235 That's our show tonight. 461 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:04,770 The lovely Jonathan Mangum is our winner. 462 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,672 So, please join the others and read out the credits 463 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,074 as if you were all trying on new clothes 464 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,343 and think the camera is the mirror. 465 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:15,314 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 466 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,416 -Looks really good on you. -I know, right? 467 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,418 -But can I have it back? Because I bought it. 468 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,087 It's mine. -No. I'm going to use this. 469 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,122 -Sir, you're going to have to take off your clothes 470 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,290 before you put on the new ones. 471 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,259 -I thought that was going to be coming off. 472 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,527 -Oh, it's the only -- 473 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,762 You can't be putting on two layers of clothes. 474 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,764 -Oh. Please end this. 475 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,266 -You see this mannequin over here? 476 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,501 I'll just bring it in so you can... 477 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:37,669 Just -- Here. 478 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,638 If you want, you can try on his clothes. 479 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:42,641 Why don't you take his clothes off, put it on you? 480 00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:44,977 -I'm alive. I'm alive. 481 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,646 Mannequin is free. -How long are these credits? 482 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:52,084 [ Cheers and applause ]