1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,937 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:07,273 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:11,611 On tonight's show, director's cut, Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:17,017 special edition, Jeff Davis, deleted scene, Colin Mochrie, 5 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:21,621 and blooper reel, Ryan Stiles. 6 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:25,325 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's have some fun! 7 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:29,195 [ Cheers and applause ] 8 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:33,133 Hello, everyone. Oh, the chair is fighting me. 9 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,301 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 10 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,637 The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. 11 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,272 We're so excited to have you here tonight. 12 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:40,540 And let's get started right now 13 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:42,208 with a game entitled "Dating Apps." 14 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:43,710 This is for all four of our performers. 15 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,178 Come on down. -That's us. 16 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,513 [ Cheers and applause ] 17 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:50,483 -Jeff is a lonely single guy using a dating app. 18 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,719 And Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are his latest matches. 19 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:54,154 Each of them has been given 20 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:55,555 a strange characteristic or identity. 21 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,891 Jeff's going to question them about their suitability 22 00:00:57,924 --> 00:01:02,295 for a date, and in the process, try to establish who they are 23 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:04,798 before he takes them all for a free dinner. 24 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:07,500 So if you're all ready, Jeff, off you go. 25 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:08,635 Choose your match. 26 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:10,570 -Hello, bachelors. My name is Randy. 27 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:14,207 And I mean that in every possible sense of the word. 28 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,311 Bachelor number one, if you were to woo me, dine me, 29 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:21,081 wine me, and take me somewhere exotic, where would we go? 30 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:24,918 -Well, it's obvious that I would love 31 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:26,686 to take you to Las Vegas 32 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,521 because that's where it's going to happen. 33 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:31,558 Oh, my God! I'm so excited! It is, bitch. 34 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,393 You're going to have a great time. 35 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:37,263 I'm so jealous of you. You look amazing. I do, don't I? 36 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,598 We're going to have the best night. 37 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,167 But I'm going to be good. Pinky promise. Pinky promise. 38 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,369 Pinky promise. 39 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:46,072 Whoo! Shot, shot, shot! 40 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:49,609 Oh, my God! Okay, nothing. Don't let me get in trouble 41 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:52,212 because in the morning, I'm giving my life to him, 42 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:55,515 but tonight, I'm giving this to you. 43 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:57,851 Stop! You -- what? Leave me alone. 44 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,719 You've got a man. Shut up! 45 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:01,754 You tell him! 46 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,356 Look at you fight. 47 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:05,425 [ Laughter ] 48 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:07,927 [ Sobbing ] 49 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:10,430 Where's my shoes? 50 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:16,269 And I'm sitting at a slot with an old lady from Nebraska. 51 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:19,606 -I just got moist. Bachelor number two. 52 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,941 How did you get to the heart of a country woman? 53 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,311 -[ German accent ] Ah, interesting question. 54 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:28,414 Well, of course, we have to study -- 55 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,717 we have to study all the facts, you know, 56 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:34,020 and perhaps find where the heart is. 57 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,590 No, that's not -- 58 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:40,593 it's something that we've always been thinking about. 59 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:43,863 [ Laughter ] 60 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,068 -I can't. 61 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,671 That's for your birthday. 62 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:54,541 [ Laughter ] 63 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:59,512 -Stop it! -Yeah, yeah. The butt. 64 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,447 -Ah! 65 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:04,751 -Bachelor number three. 66 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:08,488 In 400 words or less, tell me what makes you special. 67 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,729 -[ Cooing ] 68 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,906 [ Laughter ] 69 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,860 -Oh! 70 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,530 [ Laughter ] 71 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,168 -[ Cooing ] 72 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,575 -[ Laughs ] 73 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:06,980 -I'm so glad there's a partition 74 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,281 where I couldn't see any of that. 75 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:09,916 [ Buzzer ] 76 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:12,752 -Oh, wow. Ooh. 77 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,254 [ Laughter ] 78 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:18,391 -In the interest of Ryan's well-being, 79 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,826 would you like to hazard a guess on who this is? 80 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:22,028 -No, but I'm going to do it anyway. 81 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:24,731 I'm going to say that Wayne is like a limo ride full of girls 82 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,833 on a bachelor party in Vegas. -Hey! 83 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,401 [ Laughter ] 84 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,571 [ Applause ] 85 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,507 -Colin, I believe, is a doctor, a scientist, 86 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,609 and you like to fondle people, 87 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,945 poke and prod them to make them laugh? 88 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,580 -I don't know. I'm going to give you half a point there. 89 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:41,848 He's trying to figure out 90 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:43,750 which part of the body is the most ticklish. 91 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,952 -Ah! -And he found it on Ryan. 92 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,720 [ Laughter ] 93 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,188 -That wasn't ticklish. 94 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,890 [ Laughter ] 95 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:52,558 -How about Ryan? 96 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,695 -Ryan is just a lonely chicken looking for a nest. 97 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,230 -[ Cooing ] 98 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:59,766 -Oh, pigeon! You're a pigeon! -[ Buzzer ] 99 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,335 [ Applause ] 100 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:09,909 -Points to everyone for the things that they did. 101 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:13,613 And in lieu of a point to Ryan, I'm going to buy him a codpiece. 102 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,081 [ Laughter ] 103 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:17,583 -It's not Colin's fault. He meant to grab my knee. 104 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:20,753 [ Laughter ] 105 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:25,758 -And now, friends, it's time for a game called "Superheroes." 106 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,593 This is for all four of our performers. 107 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,395 Come on down. 108 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,097 You guys are all gonna be playing 109 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,566 unlikely superheroes, all right? 110 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,802 Now, Colin is going to start, and then Wayne, Jeff and Ryan 111 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,503 are going to join him in that order. 112 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,639 Each new superhero will be given 113 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,908 his new name as he enters the scene, all right. 114 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:45,345 Now, what we need from our audience is to start us off 115 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:48,748 with a suggestion for a crisis that our superheroes 116 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:49,982 might be dealing with. 117 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,086 [ Shouting suggestions ] 118 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,487 That was really fun, guys. 119 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,324 I just heard.... [ Indistinct talking ] 120 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,760 But then one guy, a persistent guy behind me said, 121 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,463 "Earthquake, earthquake, earthquake, earthquake." 122 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,530 And you got it done. 123 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:05,798 -That wasn't a suggestion. 124 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,967 He's telling us there's an earthquake. 125 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,969 What is wrong with you? [ Laughter ] 126 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:12,505 -So, Colin, the crisis you are facing is that 127 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,808 there is a massive global earthquake, 128 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:21,314 and your superhero identity is Captain Road Rage. 129 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:24,317 Take it away. 130 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,652 -I'll just check the cameras to see if anything is happening, 131 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,721 and the dan-- 132 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:31,023 Where are you standing in front of camera? 133 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,025 Just move out of the way. 134 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,161 Move out of the way! 135 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:38,364 Move out of the way! 136 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,000 [ Laughter ] 137 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:42,034 [ Imitates gunshot ] 138 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,736 -[ Laughing ] Oh, no. 139 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,972 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 140 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:47,540 -Sorry I'm late. 141 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,711 -Thanks for finally getting here, Fashion Model Man. 142 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,880 -I took time to get over the 405. 143 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,649 Sorry I was late, but you know how it is. 144 00:06:56,682 --> 00:07:00,586 -You took the 405? 145 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,556 -Sometimes I take the 405, and sometimes I take the 10. 146 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:04,724 Again. 147 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:08,094 -[ Trilling ] 148 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:11,664 -Thank God you beamed in, Sticks To Everything Man. 149 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:13,232 -I got here as soon as I could. 150 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,368 -I'm glad you're here. 151 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,270 -Oh, it's starting to vibrate. 152 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:22,208 [ Laughter and applause ] 153 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:23,376 [ Clicks ] 154 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:24,744 Ha! 155 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,245 -Suddenly my rage is gone. 156 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,181 [ Laughter ] 157 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,882 -Sorry I'm late. The 405 collapsed. 158 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,518 I had to take Supovala down and make a right 159 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:33,686 and head west on Wilshire down to -- 160 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,054 -Well, thank God you're here. 161 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:36,289 You're probably the only person that can help us, 162 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:38,558 The Incredible Mr. Nipple Tweak. 163 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,092 -[ Grunts ] 164 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,794 [ Screams ] 165 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,429 I probably should be doing this to you. 166 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,931 [ Screams ] 167 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,699 I have a solution. Everybody drink. 168 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:48,701 We'll all get drunk until we stumble around, 169 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,203 and then we won't notice the earthquake. 170 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:52,905 It might still be shaking, but we'll be fine. 171 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,874 [ Screams ] 172 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:56,209 I'm gonna go back home now. 173 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:57,310 I'm not gonna take the 101. 174 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,579 I'm gonna take the 405 up to... 175 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:00,913 I'm gonna Uber. 176 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:02,748 [ Laughter ] 177 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,984 -I have to go. I have to... 178 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,486 [ Grunts ] 179 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:11,057 [ Laughter ] 180 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:15,495 Oh, my powers wore off. Bye. 181 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,129 -Oh, it's time for a lunch break. 182 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,565 Tic Tac. Mmm. 183 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,734 I'm off. 184 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:25,171 [ Laughter and applause ] 185 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,573 -Move out of the way! 186 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,141 [Bleeping] 187 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,744 [ Buzzer ] 188 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:34,013 [ Cheers and applause ] 189 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:35,448 -Stick around! 190 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:37,750 There's more "Whose Line" right after this! 191 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:38,484 Stay tuned! 192 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,525 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 193 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:46,993 We're going to keep things moving now 194 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,195 with a game called "News Flash." 195 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:51,831 This is for all four of our performers, so come on down. 196 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,399 [ Cheers and applause ] 197 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:54,734 Colin, Wayne, and Jeff are going to be 198 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,802 three news anchors in the studio. 199 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,204 Ryan's going to be in the field 200 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:00,206 as a reporter covering a breaking news story. 201 00:09:00,239 --> 00:09:01,908 But he doesn't know what the news story is 202 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,376 because he's standing in front of a blank screen, 203 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,978 just like your weatherman on your local newscast. 204 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,080 And what Colin, Wayne, and Jeff, and everyone else, 205 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,016 we're all going to know what the news story is 206 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,584 because it's going to be projected on our TV screen. 207 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:14,587 And the challenge for Ryan is to guess what that story is. 208 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:18,591 So here we go. Over to Colin, Wayne, and Jeff in the studio. 209 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:21,727 -Oh, I'm getting a buzz in my ear. 210 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,096 We have Ryan out on the field. 211 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:27,366 Ryan, what the heck is happening there? 212 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:31,938 -[ Laughs ] Oh, Colin, can you see what's going on behind me? 213 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,606 -I do! 214 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:36,609 -This has been going on for four or five hours now, Colin. 215 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:38,210 -Wow! -And I've been here 216 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,614 reporting it, and it's been a pleasure for me to do so. 217 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:43,182 -Well, it seems like a great situation. 218 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,051 -It is. 219 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,953 -Ah, look at that one! 220 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,421 [ Laughter ] 221 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,723 I never tire of this. 222 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,358 You know, Colin, this is why -- 223 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,026 [ Audience groans ] 224 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,730 I know that's happened three times in the last hour. 225 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,532 You know, I want you to take a look at this. 226 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,100 -No, look on the other side. 227 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:04,270 Oh, watch out! Oh my God! -This is not good. 228 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:07,773 This is a dispute over a cable bill. 229 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,475 -Ryan, you must be dying to get an interview 230 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,977 with one of these people. 231 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:14,080 -I am. I am dying. I'm dying very soon. 232 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,448 [ Laughter ] 233 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,283 I just got a report from my doctor. 234 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:18,918 -Oh! -This doesn't bother me. 235 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,486 That doesn't bother me. I'm dying. 236 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,723 -Look out! 237 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:26,492 -I used to date that one back in the '80s. 238 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:27,994 [ Laughter ] 239 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,395 Oh, did you see that? 240 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:32,231 -Oh, we did. We did. 241 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,033 -Watch this. 242 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:37,670 That always amazes me. 243 00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:39,338 [ Buzzer ] 244 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:43,175 -Okay, would you like to guess what's happening behind you? 245 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,745 -Am I Satan? 246 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,480 -Well, we like to call you that, 247 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:51,183 but it's lots of kind of scenes of? 248 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,085 -Destruction! 249 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,488 And erotica! 250 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:56,889 -Not so easy, is it? 251 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,225 [ Laughter ] 252 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,630 -I'm going to guess -- 253 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,698 I'm going to guess it's something that's -- 254 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:08,768 it's really gross, for one thing. 255 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,436 -I think you've done a shining job so far. 256 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,871 -It's a horror film, is what it is. 257 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,205 [ Buzzer ] -I'm gonna give it to you. 258 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,641 -What is it? What is it? 259 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,943 -It was just lots of different horror scenes 260 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,845 of possessions and murder. 261 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,947 -Oh, it's a horror movie. 262 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:26,285 So nothing specific? -No, not specific. All horror. 263 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:29,188 -I had no idea. You know why? I couldn't see anything. 264 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:32,291 -You couldn't see what was happening. 265 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,326 -All these years, I didn't realize you can't see anything. 266 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,862 -Yeah. Yeah. -That makes it harder. 267 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,964 -Yeah, it does. 268 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,499 -All right, everybody. 269 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:45,304 Now we're going to play a game called "Scenes from a Hat!" 270 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,740 [ Cheers and applause ] 271 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:52,845 Ryan and Colin, you are there. Wayne and Jeff, you are here. 272 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,182 And before our show, we asked our audience 273 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,084 to write down scenes they would like to see acted out 274 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,252 by our sensational gentlemen performers. 275 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,521 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 276 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,889 I'm going to read them out. 277 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,391 We're going to see what you guys can come up with. 278 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,326 Here we go. 279 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:11,997 Unlikely elementary school science presentations. 280 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:15,000 -All right, and now in front of this whole class, Timmy, 281 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,002 my son, will now explain 282 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,238 why I'm about to beat his ass for messing my car up. 283 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,239 [ Laughter ] 284 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,608 [ Buzzer ] 285 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,746 -Hi, scientists, I'm going to show you a science project 286 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:27,780 I learned from my mother by watching her 287 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,014 secretly in the kitchen. 288 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,283 First, you take vodka. 289 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,752 [ Laughter ] 290 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,124 And that's it. 291 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,625 [ Buzzer ] 292 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,463 [ Applause ] 293 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:48,634 -I'd now like to explain flying to the farthest reaches 294 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:52,304 of the galaxy in a rocket ship using this rocket ship 295 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,273 that I found in my mother's room. 296 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,576 [ Laughter ] 297 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,079 Blast off! 298 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,747 And now it's a -- 299 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,920 -Here. Here. Use Aisha's. 300 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:13,859 -Give me that back! 301 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,299 -Well, apparently, the ship has entered a black hole. 302 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,368 [ Laughter ] 303 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,504 [ Buzzer ] 304 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,753 -Things you shouldn't do with a loved one's ashes. 305 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,288 -Oh. -[ Audience groans ] 306 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,689 -I didn't write it. 307 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:46,058 [ Laughter ] 308 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,995 -I'm going to miss you, Papa. 309 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,202 [ Laughter ] 310 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,206 -Me gon' miss you. 311 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,711 [ Buzzer ] 312 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,480 -Oh, man. You're wasting too much time. 313 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,983 [ Sniffs ] 314 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:11,984 [ Laughter ] 315 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,352 [ Applause ] 316 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,321 -Yes! 317 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,293 -Hey, honey, we're out of talcum powder. 318 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,095 Oh. Never mind. 319 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,033 [ Buzzer ] 320 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:32,538 -Ooh. It's okay. Keep going. I like it. 321 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,573 [ Buzzer ] 322 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,752 [ Laughter ] 323 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,888 [ Buzzer ] 324 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,059 -Hey, Jim. -Hey, would you like to buy 325 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,160 a new vacuum cleaner? 326 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,729 Watch this. 327 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,764 [ Humming ] 328 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,101 [ Buzzer ] 329 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,871 -Things you can say when shopping 330 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,641 that you can't say about your partner. 331 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,510 -Oh, that's cheap. 332 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:12,878 [ Laughter ] 333 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,981 [ Buzzer ] 334 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,553 -All right. 335 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,456 So, as soon as the doors open, we all go in at once. 336 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,858 [ Laughter ] Right? 337 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:27,226 And just start grabbing stuff. 338 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,961 -I'm going to go in the back. 339 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,829 [ Buzzer ] 340 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:33,933 -Don't go anywhere, guys. 341 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,234 We'll be right back with more 342 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,970 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 343 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,377 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 344 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,879 where gonna keep things moving now with a game 345 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,914 that is called "Greatest Hits." 346 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,050 This is game for all four of our performers, 347 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,485 with the help of the fantastic Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 348 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,387 on piano and guitar. 349 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,589 Now, the way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 350 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,458 are two television voiceover artist, 351 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,794 and they are chatting about the latest compilation album. 352 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,095 Wayne and Jeff are going to sing snippets 353 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,596 of the songs on that album. 354 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,333 Now, I need a suggestion from the audience here. 355 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,601 Can you give me a job where you would work with food. 356 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,438 [ Shouting suggestions ] 357 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,074 Lots of great suggestions, but I heard someone yell 358 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,576 meat, meat, meat, meat. -Yes. 359 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,279 -And so that is not a job, but being a butcher is. 360 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,415 -All right. -So, why don't we try that? 361 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,752 The name of your album is "Songs of the Butcher." 362 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,421 -Oh. -Yes, take it away. 363 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,823 -You know, about I guess, oh, I don't know, 364 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,658 maybe 60 years ago? 365 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:33,959 -Oh, when we first started this show. 366 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,861 -Yeah. 367 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:37,129 -Are you having a stroke? 368 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,197 I've noticed you holding your arm. 369 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,264 -Don't -- don't point it out. 370 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,366 -Can you make it through this? 371 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,467 -I've got five minutes. 372 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,869 -All right. 373 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,005 You know, Colin, I gotta tell you, I love my opera. 374 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,339 -Whoa. -And I love opera 375 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,641 except for the fate that it's sung in Italian. 376 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,276 I can't understand what they're saying. 377 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,146 I think they should have like an English person 378 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,316 to sing underneath, like subtitles. 379 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,285 So the Italian person sings the opera, and then a little guy 380 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:04,390 from Iowa sings what it means down below. 381 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,058 -I'm actually wishing I was having a stroke. 382 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,459 -Oh. 383 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,562 Well, you might after hearing this wonderful opera 384 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:14,133 and this show-ending number, "F You, Vegetarians." 385 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,801 [ Laughter ] 386 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,037 ♪♪ 387 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,972 -All, please hold! 388 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,640 -What the hell were you doing? 389 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,709 [ Laughter ] 390 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,911 -Would you like something other than [bleep] vegetarians? 391 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,213 [ Laughter ] 392 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:31,016 [ Applause ] 393 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,185 How's that stroke going? -It's going great, thank you. 394 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,386 -You know, Colin? -Yeah? 395 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,423 -I love my opera because I speak fluid Italian, 396 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,591 so so nobody has to tell me what they're singing about. 397 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,827 And, you know, when I think opera, as I think -- 398 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,195 -Hey. -What is it? 399 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,330 -Give me a little taste of your Italian. 400 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,067 [ Laughter ] 401 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,402 -[ Italian accent ] Rigatoni. 402 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,837 -Wow, that's amazing. That's beautiful. 403 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,872 -That's a pasta. 404 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,675 You know, when I think operatic songs 405 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,610 and I think songs about the butcher, 406 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,113 kick back and listen to this romantic number, 407 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,781 "Serving Number 10." 408 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,583 [ Operatic music plays ] 409 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:10,889 ♪♪ 410 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,791 -♪ One, two ♪ 411 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,961 ♪ Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ♪ 412 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,296 ♪ But where's the one I love? ♪ 413 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,298 ♪ Will I ever find ♪ 414 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:24,103 ♪ I am serving 10? ♪ 415 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:27,272 -♪ You just served number nine ♪ 416 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,609 ♪ All day I've been standing in line ♪ 417 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,478 ♪ But I would wait for you again and again ♪ 418 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,812 ♪ And again and again and again ♪ 419 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,614 ♪ I'm number 10 ♪ 420 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,549 -♪ You're number 10? ♪ 421 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:41,453 ♪ All day long I have pasted and bowled and pulled ♪ 422 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,756 ♪ The pork I have tasted and wasted but, oh ♪ 423 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:48,494 ♪ And you have now come and I owe with the nerve ♪ 424 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:52,131 ♪ And please take all of my meat that I confirm ♪ 425 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,333 -♪ I'll take all of your meat ♪ 426 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,802 ♪ Wrap it up in the brown little paper ♪ 427 00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,804 ♪ Put the tape on top ♪ 428 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:02,307 ♪ I will come in, I think I'm gonna faint again ♪ 429 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,244 ♪ Oh, I'm number 10 again, again ♪ 430 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,080 -♪ Pull the number, so sexy ♪ 431 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,515 ♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ 11 ♪ 432 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,516 -♪ Oh, no ♪ -♪ 12 ♪ 433 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:11,517 -♪ Again ♪ -♪ 13 ♪ 434 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,519 -♪ Oh, pass this for Monty ♪ 435 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,288 -♪ Cut the meat now that I am 13 ♪ 436 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:20,692 ♪ Cut my meat nice and lean ♪ 437 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,929 ♪ Nice and lean, nice and lean, nice and lean ♪ 438 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:28,000 ♪ I'm gonna rub you down with some Vaseline ♪ 439 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:31,370 Vaseline is exactly what I would expect to find 440 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,939 inside a butcher's shop. 441 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,674 ♪ Number ♪ 442 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:36,875 -♪ Number ♪ 443 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,010 -♪ 10 ♪ 444 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:44,616 -♪ 10 ♪ 445 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:48,720 ♪ 10 ♪ 446 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,322 [ Cheers and applause ] 447 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,128 -Find out who won our show after this short break. 448 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,230 There's more "Whose Line" right after this. 449 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,103 -Welcome back to "Whose Line It Is Anyway?" 450 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,838 That's our show. 451 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,074 Tonight, our winners are Ryan Stiles and Jeff Davis. 452 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,943 So please join the others and read out the credits 453 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,177 as if you're were all speed dating 454 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,979 and your date is the camera. 455 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,647 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 456 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,783 -Oh, we're speed dating. 457 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:21,086 ♪♪ 458 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,555 Hi, hi. Tell me a little bit about yourself. 459 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,891 Tell me a little bit about yourself. 460 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,126 Hi. I have no money and a couple rashes. 461 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,928 [ Laughter ] 462 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,198 -My [indistinct] rashes haven't gone away. 463 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,100 -He's Canadian. He doesn't speak very well. 464 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,703 -Me no speak well. -But they're very polite. 465 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,971 -I know Steve Harvey. 466 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,372 -Oh. 467 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,341 Well, we can't beat that. 468 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:45,777 [ Cheers and applause ] 469 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,747 -- Captions by VITAC --