1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:03,370 -Good evening, everybody, and welcome 2 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:05,839 to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:10,210 On tonight's show, pole position, Wayne Brady. 4 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:13,446 Inside track, Jonathan Mangum. 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,282 Bringing up the rear, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:20,954 And the wheels have come off, Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:24,424 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up. 8 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,192 [ Cheering ] 9 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,294 Oh, yeah! 10 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:30,096 Whoo! I made it. 11 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,865 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" everyone, 12 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,133 the show where everything is made up 13 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,334 and the points don't matter. 14 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,769 We've got a fantastic show for you tonight. 15 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,470 And we're going to start right now with a game called 16 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:38,772 "Sound Effects." 17 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:41,307 This game is for Ryan and Colin, so come on down. 18 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:44,310 We're also going to need two volunteers from our audience. 19 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,279 Who would like to play this game with us? 20 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,348 Who would like to play? Who would like to play? 21 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,484 Who would like to play? All right. Tell me your name. 22 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,153 -Jenica. -Jenica. 23 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,088 That's two names in one, Jenica. 24 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,589 Who else? Oh, my God, I saw you raise your hand. 25 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,491 -Janice. -Jenica and Janice. 26 00:00:58,525 --> 00:00:59,659 I'm never going to get this right. 27 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:02,062 Come on, Jenica and Janice. Come on down. 28 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:05,932 Jenica and Janice. Let's see. Come around this way. 29 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:09,169 Jenica. Janice. 30 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:13,006 All right, Jenica and Janice. Now, here's how this game works. 31 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:14,507 Ryan and Colin are going to perform a scene 32 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,776 and Jenica and Janice will provide the sound effects, 33 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,878 but only when prompted. 34 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,480 And the scene is that Ryan and Colin 35 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,515 are two paranormal investigators, 36 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:26,686 leading a team to explore a demonically possessed house 37 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:30,290 where they stumble on a portal to Hell! 38 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:31,591 Enjoy. 39 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:33,126 -I'm not going in there, Jack. 40 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,861 -What? You think there's going to be a portal to Hell? 41 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:37,397 -I don't know. There was in the last house 42 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,765 and I'm not taking a chance on this one. 43 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,567 -Listen, what is our job? Paranormal. 44 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,503 -To find ghosts. -All right, and so, listen. 45 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:44,804 -Ooh! 46 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,607 -That sounds to me like the beginning of a ghost. 47 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,809 -Well, my ghost alarm is going off. 48 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,145 -[ Imitating siren ] 49 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:53,613 -They're very flamboyant, these ghosts. 50 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:55,448 -They are. 51 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,883 I don't know where the rest of the team is. 52 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,084 I better call Charlie. 53 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,252 He was supposed to be here five minutes ago. 54 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,854 -Yeah, see what's keeping him. 55 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:03,323 -I've done it on silent. -Yeah. 56 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,657 -Hello? Hello? 57 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:06,526 -Oh, hi. Where are you? We're at the house. 58 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:08,428 -We thought you'd be here by now. 59 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,697 -Are you at the same place I'm at? 60 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,665 -I think so. -Can you see me? 61 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,467 -Yes. 62 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:17,770 -Charlie, are you in the portal of Hell? 63 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,240 -Perhaps. -We'll be there in a second. 64 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,775 -I can't light this damn cigarette. 65 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,578 -Pew! -There we go. 66 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,614 -All right, let's go in. 67 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,617 -That door didn't creek at all. 68 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,585 -Not at all. -You'd expect it to. 69 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:34,621 Watch the floorboards. They might be creaky. 70 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,489 -Rrr! Rrr! -Oh! 71 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,558 That's -- That's a lot more than just creaky. 72 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:39,859 -You stepped on a parrot. 73 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,128 -Oh, I did. It's dead now. 74 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,197 -Oh, my God, look. 75 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:47,400 Tell me that is not a portal to Hell. 76 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:48,868 -Whoa. 77 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,538 -Yeah. Whoa, indeed. 78 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:53,540 -That's more like a portal to Pomona. 79 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:56,910 That's not that bad. That's not what I expected for Hell. 80 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,745 -Charlie, can you hear me? 81 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,280 -[ Squawking ] 82 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:01,781 -Oh, my god. He's turned into a rooster. 83 00:03:01,814 --> 00:03:04,350 -Oh! Now, that's scary. 84 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:07,086 Luckily, I brought my plasma electronic laser gun. 85 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,389 -Pew, pew, pew. 86 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:12,592 -That's a paint gun! -All right. 87 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,294 -I think, if we close the portal, 88 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,628 then everything will be back to normal. 89 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,063 -That's easier said than done. 90 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,232 -Is it? Because I have the Holy Grenade. 91 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,301 -[ Gasps ] 92 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:22,936 -[ Laughs ] 93 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,370 -This sounds like this could be loud. 94 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,339 -There's a 50/50 chance. -I can't -- 95 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,308 Let me put on some headphones 96 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:29,642 and listen to some Lady Gaga. -You know, what? 97 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:31,377 I think you're going to be okay. 98 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,747 -♪ Ooh ooh ahh ahh ♪ [ Laughs ] 99 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,149 -Oh, look! 100 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,717 -The parrot recorded an album. 101 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:40,553 -I'm going to use the grenade. 102 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:43,223 -Bomb! 103 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:46,526 And look, it's -- The portal. -[ Gasps ] 104 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:49,062 -Oh, no. Are you possessed? 105 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:50,530 -I don't know yet. 106 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,233 -[ Groans loudly ] -Yes. 107 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:56,002 -Do you have control over your body? 108 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:59,806 -Don't turn around. -Wh-What? 109 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:02,875 -We're going to get you. 110 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,245 -Oh. 111 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,614 -Wha-aah! 112 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,282 -I'm sorry, Jerry, 113 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,950 I had something stuck in my throat there for a minute. 114 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,485 -Oh, sorry. -Yeah. 115 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:13,820 [ Buzzer ] 116 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:16,122 Whoo-whoo! Thank you, gals. 117 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:18,891 -Jenica and Janice, everybody. Thank you. 118 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,927 Jenica and Janice. Thank you. 119 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,729 Give it up for Jenica and Janice, you guys. 120 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,064 [ Cheers and applause ] 121 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,300 All right. 122 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:30,803 That was very exciting. 123 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,405 -I truly don't know what's going on. 124 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:33,573 -It's all right. 125 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,776 -I know. Nobody does. 126 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:39,078 And now, friends, 127 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,416 we're going to play a game we call "Scenes from a Hat." 128 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,752 This if for all four of our performers, so come on down. 129 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,187 Ryan and Colin are there, Wayne and Jonathan are here. 130 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,856 Before our show, we asked the audience to write down 131 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:51,190 scenes they wanted to see performed 132 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,458 by our gentlemen players. 133 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,360 I've got those suggestions in my hat right here. 134 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:55,962 I'm going to read them out and see what awesome things 135 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:57,864 you guys come up with. So here we go. 136 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:00,400 "Amusement parks that no one would ever visit." 137 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:03,202 -Boys and girls of all ages, 138 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,438 step on up to Florida. 139 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,274 [ Laughter and applause ] 140 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,576 [ Cheering ] 141 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:17,417 -I'll have two tickets to the Deep South, please. 142 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,851 -You'll be fine. 143 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:20,787 -It's not good! 144 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:25,024 [ Laughter ] 145 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,693 -You were running into the... 146 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,529 -Oh, the wrong way! 147 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,471 -[ Making whirring sounds ] 148 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,375 It's not a ride, I just work here. 149 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,846 [ Buzzer ] 150 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:53,753 You can ring that buzzer all you want. I'm not stopping. 151 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:55,555 -Don't worry. From what I heard, 152 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,458 it's not a very long ride. -Oh-ho-ho-ho! 153 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:02,695 [ Laughter ] -Ohh! 154 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:11,804 -Wow, it really is a small world after all. 155 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,740 'Cause you have a small penis. 156 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:16,142 -I didn't enjoy it! 157 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:19,078 -This time you're running out. That's... 158 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,180 I enjoyed it. 159 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,918 -Welcome to the land of unwanted children. 160 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,353 No go away. 161 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,555 -Aww. 162 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,357 -That place is going to go under. 163 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,992 [ Buzzer ] 164 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,027 -That's just mean. 165 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,931 -Welcome to Fiber World. 166 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:42,034 Ride the muesli. 167 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,370 -Hey, the ride's stuck again. 168 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:48,307 -[ Sighs ] Really? -Yeah. 169 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,809 -Thanks, man. 170 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:53,346 -"If insects could talk." 171 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:57,350 -I so don't want to sit on that. 172 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,452 -[ Laughs ] [ Buzzer ] 173 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,591 Yeah, I'm a widow. 174 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,527 I didn't kill his ass though. 175 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,196 Get it? Black widow? Black widow, yeah. 176 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,031 [ Buzzer ] 177 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,803 -Bzz. 178 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,237 Hey, flower. -Hey. 179 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,772 -What's up, girl? -Hey. 180 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:23,042 -Hey. You going to let a brother pollinate real quick? 181 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:24,877 -Oh! Come here. Come here. 182 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,245 -All right, you want some of this? 183 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,848 -Flytrap. -Oh, no! 184 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:31,951 Ohh! Ohh! 185 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:39,859 I fall for it every time. 186 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:42,462 -Lasted longer than he thought it would. 187 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,797 [ Laughter ] 188 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,900 [ Buzzer ] 189 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,869 -Hey, everybody, don't go anywhere. 190 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,737 There's much more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 191 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:54,240 right after this. Stay tuned. 192 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:02,582 -Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 193 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:05,251 Now we're going to move on to a game called 194 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,520 "Three-Headed Singer." This is a game for Wayne 195 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:10,022 and Ryan, accompanied by Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 196 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,725 Come on down. They're going to be helped by our star guest, 197 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:14,393 so please give it up for actress and comedian, 198 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:17,563 the fantastic Tiffany Haddish! 199 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:19,699 [ Cheers and applause ] 200 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:25,171 So good to have you with us. All right. 201 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,607 The way that this game works is that the three of you 202 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,477 are going to stand together form a strange, three-headed singer. 203 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,346 All right? And you're going to sing a song together, 204 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:35,982 but each is only going to make up one word at a time. 205 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,483 So you each sing one word at a time. 206 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,619 Now, I need some help from the audience to complete 207 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,153 this unlikely song title, 208 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,055 "I Can't Live Without Your" blank. 209 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:45,458 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 210 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:48,528 -I heard "hot dogs wrapped in bacon." 211 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,096 -You can't make up suggestions. 212 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,098 -No, I heard "hot dogs wrapped in bacon." 213 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:53,466 He said it. -Costco hot dogs. 214 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,034 -Oh, God, Costco hot dogs. 215 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,536 Well, I don't think we can refer to Costco, but -- 216 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,371 -No, but we can say hot dogs wrapped in bacon. 217 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,206 -Of we can. 218 00:09:00,239 --> 00:09:02,608 -Mm-mm. Good. 219 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,977 -The excitement level is irresistible. 220 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,812 The three-headed singer is going to sing the hit song 221 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:10,850 "I Can't Live Without Your Hot Dogs Wrapped in Bacon." 222 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:14,954 [ Mid-tempo song plays ] 223 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,155 -♪ I ♪ 224 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,557 -♪ Can't ♪ 225 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,292 -♪ Even ♪ 226 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:20,493 -♪ Begin ♪ 227 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:21,727 -♪ To say ♪ 228 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:22,862 -♪ Everything ♪ 229 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,397 -♪ I ♪ -♪ Need ♪ 230 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:26,098 -♪ To ♪ -♪ Say ♪ 231 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,199 -♪ Oh ♪ 232 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,935 -♪ Bacon ♪ 233 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,970 -♪ Surrounding ♪ 234 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,405 -♪ Hot ♪ 235 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:33,606 -♪ Dogs ♪ 236 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,942 -♪ Mm ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 237 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:38,477 -♪ And ♪ 238 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,579 -♪ It's ♪ 239 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,081 -♪ Good ♪ 240 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,718 -♪ If ♪ -♪ You ♪ 241 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:46,719 -♪ Eat ♪ 242 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:47,987 -♪ Hot dogs ♪ 243 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,822 -♪ You ♪ -♪ Will ♪ 244 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:51,190 -♪ Always ♪ -♪ Eat ♪ 245 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:54,060 -♪ Hot ♪ 246 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,695 -♪ Dogs ♪ 247 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:56,896 -♪ Forever ♪ 248 00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:00,800 -♪ Ho ho ho ♪ 249 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,969 -♪ Sizzling ♪ 250 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,637 -♪ Bacon ♪ 251 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,305 -♪ Wrapped ♪ -♪ Around ♪ 252 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,507 -♪ The ♪ -♪ Dog ♪ 253 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,143 -♪ Tight ♪ -♪ And ♪ 254 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:14,947 -♪ Crispy, aah ♪ 255 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,682 -♪ Bacon ♪ 256 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,150 -♪ In ♪ 257 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,353 -♪ My ♪ -♪ Mind ♪ 258 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:23,789 -♪ And ♪ -♪ Mouth, mm! ♪ 259 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,728 -♪ That's ♪ 260 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,696 -♪ What ♪ -♪ I ♪ 261 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:31,897 -♪ Always ♪ 262 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,699 -♪ Have ♪ 263 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,101 -♪ Night ♪ 264 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,937 -♪ Ever ♪ 265 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,472 [ Laughter ] 266 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,107 -♪ Hot ♪ 267 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:45,945 -♪ Dogs ♪ -♪ Dogs ♪ -♪ Dogs ♪ 268 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,481 -♪ Wrapped in bacon ♪ -♪ In bacon ♪ 269 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,583 -♪ Wrapped in bacon ♪ -Everybody, give it up 270 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:53,686 for the fantastic Tiffany Haddish, everybody. 271 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:57,456 -Hot dogs wrapped in bacon. -Hot dogs wrapped in bacon. 272 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,691 -Keep the beat. 273 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:02,395 -♪ Got them hot dogs wrapped in bacon ♪ 274 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:06,032 ♪ Got them hot dogs wrapped in bacon ♪ 275 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:09,268 ♪ You can't eat them unless they made 'em on cookie sheets ♪ 276 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:12,972 ♪ They the best when they cook them on the cookie sheet ♪ 277 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,242 -[ Laughing ] 278 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,711 Tiffany Haddish, everybody. 279 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:22,148 [ Cheers and applause ] 280 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,251 I don't think I've ever seen a more emotionally 281 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,920 affecting three-headed singer. -Mm-hmm. 282 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,789 -Right? It was just so operatic. 283 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,157 -It was a roller coaster of emotions. 284 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,458 -It really was. -It was. 285 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:33,693 -Took us on a journey. 286 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,561 -People get more involved if they can feel. 287 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,830 -That's true. 288 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,533 -That's sweet. 289 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,568 -And now, friends, we're going to play a game 290 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,603 called "Whose Line?" 291 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,406 This game is for Ryan and Colin, so come on down. 292 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,476 Now, before our show, we asked our audience to write down 293 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,344 random line suggestions, and we've chosen some. 294 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,346 So, Colin, these are for you. -Thank you. 295 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,881 -Ryan, these are for you. -Oh, I get some, too. 296 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,683 -You put them in your pocket. Use them as you feel fit. 297 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,984 -Wonderful. 298 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,853 -And the scene is that King Arthur, Colin... 299 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,621 -Yeah. -...is confronting his wife, 300 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,956 Guinevere, Ryan, 301 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:07,393 about her relationship with Lancelot. Enjoy. 302 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,962 -♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 303 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:13,099 -Gwen. Gwenny. Gwenny. 304 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,433 -Hi, Lance. 305 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,736 -I'm Arthur, your husband. 306 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,671 -Arthur, I'm sorry. 307 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,140 -All right, what the hell is going on? 308 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,641 -Oops, I made a mistake, that's all. 309 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,843 -Did you? Because -- 310 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,111 -There's so many men in the kingdom. 311 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,612 -If I find out you're cheating on me. 312 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,848 -With who? -You will -- 313 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,783 My sword. 314 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,085 -I don't understand. 315 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,355 -You should not betray your king. 316 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,656 -How could I? You're the only one 317 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,226 with the key to my chastity belt. 318 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,895 I remember when you put it on four years ago. 319 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,064 You put it on and you looked in my eyes and you said, 320 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,099 "If you're nice, I'll let you touch it." 321 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:52,271 -Your chastity belt as a chain with a twist tie. 322 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,940 -I know. 323 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,810 -Every time you see Lancelot, 324 00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,411 you become a different person. 325 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,714 You become alive. You giggle. 326 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:05,518 And I heard what you said to him at the Round Table the other day 327 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,921 when you kind of bend over and you whispered softly, 328 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,556 "Give me a kiss, you horny dog." 329 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:13,659 -Well. He's a horny dog wrapped in bacon. 330 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,628 -I know he is. 331 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,364 -And what were you doing outside the Round Table? 332 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:21,567 Why didn't you come in and have pizza with us? 333 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,704 -You know, I had the whole day doing king things. 334 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,307 I can't spend my time eating pizza. 335 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,042 -Oh! -I've got a country to run. 336 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,877 -I'm sorry, and I'm just a waste of time. 337 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,679 -Yes. -I'm just your hobby. 338 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,214 -Yes. -I'm sure when you go out 339 00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,383 with people, you talk about me and you say things like, 340 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:41,153 "Oh, that's not me. It's the pork roast." 341 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,455 I know it doesn't make any sense. 342 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,025 I'm just unhappy right now. 343 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,860 I've been cheating on you. 344 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,296 -So why are you unhappy? 345 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,865 -Because you caught me. 346 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:56,068 -This isn't right. 347 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,437 -But I do love you. I've always loved you. 348 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,005 -Have you? -Well... 349 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,374 -Okay. Well, that -- that was really -- 350 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,376 -Not the first couple years, but after that, 351 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:08,380 weeks after that, I've learned to -- Just not so close. 352 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,882 -What happened? -Between us? 353 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,217 -We were so passionate. 354 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,685 -I know, we used to make love all night. 355 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,554 -All night long! I remember wedding night. 356 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,056 -You were a passionate lover, I'll give you that. 357 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:19,725 -I still am. Give me a chance. 358 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,327 The last time we made love, 359 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,796 I don't think you'd ever recover from that. 360 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,898 I remember you just kept shouting, 361 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,133 "I love the feel of rubber." 362 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:31,103 -Thank you for that, by the way. 363 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:32,872 -You're welcome. -A lot of women don't. 364 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,306 -I know. I appreciate it. 365 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,675 -They prefer without, but I like it. 366 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,278 -I know. I even wore it inside out. 367 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,847 -I know, for your pleasure. -Yes. 368 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,316 [ Buzzer ] 369 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,319 -Wow. For your pleasure. 370 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,088 The ribs on the inside for your pleasure. 371 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,456 -Yes. 372 00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,024 -All right, guys. There's more fun with our 373 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,094 "Whose Line" crew right after this break. Stay tuned. 374 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,968 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 375 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,770 And now we are going to move on 376 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,805 to a game called "Greatest Hits." 377 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,908 This is a game for all four of our performers 378 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,309 with the help of the sensational 379 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,978 Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. Come on down. 380 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,480 The way that this game works is that 381 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,282 Ryan and Colin are two television voiceover 382 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,784 announcers talking about the latest compilation album. 383 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,319 Wayne and Jonathan will sing snippets 384 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:21,954 of the songs on those albums. 385 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:24,790 So now I need a suggestion from the audience here. 386 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,326 Could you give me a suggestion of a medical job? 387 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,061 What is a job in the medical profession? 388 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,597 Give me some suggestions. Throw them out there. 389 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,967 Oh, ooh! Wow. 390 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,002 Guys, candy striper. 391 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,204 For people at home who don't know, that's a volunteer nurse. 392 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,740 So, whenever you guys are ready, the name of your album is 393 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,842 "Songs of the Candy Striper." 394 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,846 -We'll be right back to our documentary, 395 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,149 "Aisha Has an Air Fryer," in just a second. 396 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,517 -I didn't know that. 397 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,252 -Oh, she talks about it all the time. 398 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,687 Can't get her to shut up about it. 399 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,188 -Gets your hot dog skin really crispy. 400 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,890 -It does. 401 00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,458 You know what's great about the candy striper? 402 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:00,926 -No. 403 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,295 -So many great songs about -- about this particular person. 404 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,998 And so there should be. We have eclectic tastes. 405 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,232 -We do indeed. 406 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,767 -And one of my favorite bands of all time, 407 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,904 of course, I'm talking about the Animatronic Country Bear Band. 408 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,706 -Oh, you are? 409 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,874 -Yeah, they really -- You know what? 410 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,643 They don't get a lot of talk. 411 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,312 -Now, am I wrong, or is Hanson also animatronic? 412 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,580 -No. -They're not? 413 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,949 -No, they're brothers. -All right. 414 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:29,455 -So sit back and listen to this lovely Country Bear Band song, 415 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,591 "Gum or Mints." 416 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,560 [ Country music plays ] "Gum or Mints." 417 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:39,832 ♪♪ 418 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:43,869 -♪ Hey, there, come on in ♪ 419 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,338 ♪ Into your hospital bed ♪ 420 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:49,675 ♪ I-I've got a compress, I'll put it on your head ♪ 421 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:53,078 ♪ Are you hungry? Are you sad? ♪ 422 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:56,648 ♪ I've got a little choice that might make you glad ♪ 423 00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,886 -♪ Oh, hey there, hey there, we are here ♪ 424 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:03,622 ♪ We don't get paid because we're volunteers ♪ 425 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,924 -No money! -♪ You're know we're great ♪ 426 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,260 ♪ You know we're very, very hype ♪ 427 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,429 ♪ I'll check your blood pressure and give you ♪ 428 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,031 ♪ A wipe, wipe, wipe ♪ 429 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:15,968 -♪ You're laying in your bed, you haven't seen a toothbrush ♪ 430 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:19,738 ♪ You're laying in your bed, your breath stinks too much ♪ 431 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:23,742 ♪ Because here's a choice that you haven't thought of since ♪ 432 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,645 ♪ Tell me, is it gum or mints? ♪ -♪ Gum or mints? ♪ 433 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,515 -♪ Gum or -- Gum or -- Gummy, gummy, gum, gum ♪ 434 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,617 -♪ Gum, gum, gum, gum or mints ♪ 435 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,186 -♪ Gumma, gum, gum, gum, gumma, gumma, mint, mint ♪ 436 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,422 ♪ Mint, mint, mint, gum, gum ♪ 437 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,590 [ Imitating electricity crackling ] 438 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,459 [ Slow motion ] ♪ Gum or -- ♪ 439 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,262 ♪ Gum or m-- ♪ 440 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,231 ♪ Gum or mints... ♪ 441 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,300 [ Cheers and applause ] 442 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,739 -Something went terribly wrong there at the end. 443 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:56,208 -I have no idea why people think they're creepy. 444 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,711 -You know, Colin, we were alive in the '60s 445 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:03,382 and we're also in our 60s. That's two signs of the devil. 446 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,919 And, you know, back in the '60s, I used to listen 447 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:09,121 to a lot of psychedelic music 448 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,990 because I wanted to go away to another place. 449 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:16,028 And who could ever forget that psychedelic classic, 450 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,097 "When Bedpans Cry." 451 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,599 [ Psychedelic rock music plays ] 452 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,073 -♪ When there ♪ 453 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:35,347 ♪ Is a smell in your room ♪ 454 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:42,654 ♪ Where is it coming from? What can you do? ♪ 455 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,758 -♪ What is it that you have found? ♪ 456 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:53,632 ♪ There's no toilet around ♪ 457 00:18:53,665 --> 00:19:00,906 ♪ I need a bedpan to do my number two ♪ 458 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:05,677 -♪ You make a bedpan cry ♪ 459 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,748 ♪ You make a bedpan cry ♪ -♪ You make a bedpan cry ♪ 460 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,519 -♪ Why ♪ 461 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:17,089 ♪ Do you make it cry? ♪ 462 00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:20,058 -♪ Boo, hoo, hoo, sloshy, sloshy, sloshy, poo, poo, poo ♪ 463 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,362 -♪ Eww ♪ 464 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:26,598 -♪ Ooh ♪ 465 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,234 -♪ Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ♪ 466 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,969 ♪ D-D-Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ♪ 467 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:36,141 -♪ Make a bedpan, bedpan ♪ -♪ Bedpan, bedpan ♪ 468 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:40,212 -♪ Cry ♪ -♪ Cry ♪ 469 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,714 [ Cheers and applause ] 470 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,083 [ Buzzer ] 471 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,552 -Hey, guys, stick around. 472 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,954 I'll tell you who won our show after this very short break. 473 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:51,223 Stay tuned. 474 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,763 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 475 00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:58,964 That's our show. 476 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,800 Tonight, our winner is Mr. Jonathan Mangum. 477 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,769 So, please, join our special guest, 478 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,304 Tiffany Haddish, and read out the credits 479 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,206 as if you're introducing your new girlfriend, 480 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:10,676 Tiffany, to your very strange friends, these other dudes. 481 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,477 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 482 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,214 -I really -- I really don't want you to have to meet these, 483 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,250 but they are my friends. This here is Colin Mochrie. 484 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:19,818 -Hi, Jonathan. -Hi. 485 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,553 -Hi, Jonathan. -M-My girlfriend. 486 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,422 -Oh, hi. Hi, how are you? -Hi. 487 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:27,593 -This is Aisha Tyler. -Hi. I, um, I collect gum. 488 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,094 -Okay, that's enough. -Prechewed. 489 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,262 -Okay. Okay. 490 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:31,630 -Jonathan's new girlfriend there. 491 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,098 -Meet my girlfriend. This is Ray Miller. 492 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,334 -Hi. Ray Miller. -Hey, hey, Ray. 493 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,569 -That's enough. Can we please get out of here? 494 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,438 Can you please give us the key? -No, you can never get out. 495 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,373 -Why all your friends ain't got no teeth? 496 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,942 -[ Gurgling ] -Stay with me. 497 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,278 -My throat. -He hurt you. 498 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,447 Did he hurt you? 499 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,616 [ Cheers and applause ]