1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:02,268 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:05,772 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:10,010 On tonight's show, incomparable Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:14,948 inexhaustible Greg Proops, inexplicable Colin Mochrie, 5 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:18,818 and incredible Ryan Stiles. 6 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:22,055 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's have some fun! 7 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:25,558 ♪♪ 8 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:26,793 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,762 I made it. Welcome, everyone. 10 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:31,264 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway? -- 11 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:32,932 the show where everything is made up 12 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,501 and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,336 Why do I keep giving them out? 14 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:37,771 We've got a great show for you tonight, 15 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:40,073 so let's get started with a game called "Superheroes." 16 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:43,009 This is all four performers! 17 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,978 Come on down. 18 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:47,580 You're gonna be playing unlikely superheroes. 19 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,182 Greg is gonna start. 20 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,584 Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are gonna join in that order. 21 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:55,288 Each new superhero will be given his new name as he enters. 22 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:58,291 And what we need from our audience 23 00:00:58,324 --> 00:01:01,428 is some sort of global crisis that they're dealing with. 24 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:03,563 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 25 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,899 Ahh, no beer. 26 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,568 That's your personal problem. 27 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:10,303 I do like that one. 28 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:11,871 Cereal shortage? How do we feel about 29 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,973 trying to save the world from a cereal shortage? 30 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,041 -Cereal shortage. 31 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,342 -Great. Greg, the crisis you're facing is 32 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,645 that there is a global cereal shortage 33 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:23,083 and your superhero identity is Captain Game Show. 34 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:25,118 Take it away. 35 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:26,553 -Well, breakfast time, again. 36 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,688 I wonder if I should try Cabinet Number 1, 37 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:32,058 Cabinet Number 2, or Cabinet Number 3. 38 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,626 I'll try Number 3. 39 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:37,163 Gasp! 40 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:38,932 I am out of muesli. 41 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:42,102 I hope my super friends arrive soon. 42 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,470 -Sorry I'm late. 43 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:45,605 -Thank God you're here... 44 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:50,043 Celebrating After Touchdown Boy. 45 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:53,413 -That's Celebrating After Touchdown Man. 46 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,783 -I forgot, you've grown. 47 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:58,718 There's no more cereal! 48 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:00,353 -No more cereal? -No. 49 00:02:00,386 --> 00:02:03,156 -Have you opened all of the cabinets, all of them? 50 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:04,824 Whoo! 51 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,863 [ Cheers and applause ] 52 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:11,598 I can't find any anywhere. 53 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,801 -Sorry I'm late, but time means nothing to me. 54 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:17,303 -I'm glad you're here, The Toddler. 55 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,907 -We're out of cereal. 56 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:31,050 Wow, this baby's won the big prize. 57 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,354 -Sorry I'm late. The 405 was flooded. 58 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,924 -Thank God you're here, 59 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:41,194 Overacting Man. Overacting. 60 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:44,764 -You talk incredibly well for a baby! 61 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:51,404 Who taught you at this young age to speak the Queen's English? 62 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,609 I just wanted you to know my pockets are full of cereal. 63 00:02:56,643 --> 00:03:01,214 Pour some milk in and watch me snap, crackle, and pop. 64 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:04,050 I'm on my way, my queen! 65 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,055 -[ Laughing ] 66 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:11,925 Uh-oh. 67 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,794 -Run along. 68 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,896 -I'm gonna go find some Grape-Nuts for you. 69 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,898 I'll be right back. -Thank you. 70 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:22,335 -3 and 0 because that's how sports work. 71 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,704 [ Cheers and applause ] 72 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:26,706 -Thank God he's going to find my Grape-Nuts 73 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:29,309 because I thought they were made of plums. 74 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,677 [ Buzzer ] 75 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,817 -That's how sports work. -That's how sports work. 76 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,652 -Right, that's -- -That was great, you guys. 77 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,355 A lot of cereal name checking, a lot of physicality. 78 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,523 -A lot of sports work. 79 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,025 -A lot of sports work. Brought back Grape-Nuts. 80 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,393 Everybody's getting a lot of fiber. 81 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,430 They're regular. It's going great. 82 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:54,434 Now we are gonna play a game called "Sound Effects." 83 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,469 This game is for Ryan and Colin, so come on down! 84 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,471 -Yay! Whoo! -Let's do it. 85 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:01,074 -We're gonna need the help of two volunteers 86 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,543 from our audience and who's it gonna be? 87 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,912 Who wants to play this game with us? 88 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:08,615 Oh, oh, okay. Here. Here's a question. 89 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,550 You guys, what's your name? -Morgan. 90 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,619 -Morgan. -Judy. 91 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,954 -Judy. Morgan and Judy, are you related? 92 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,657 -This is my mom. -Oh, rock and roll. 93 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,759 Morgan and Judy, come on down! 94 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,694 [ Cheers and applause ] 95 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:24,564 Here we go. Morgan and Judy! 96 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,532 Here you go. 97 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:28,234 Alright. 98 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,037 Now, here's how this game is gonna work. 99 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:33,172 Ryan and Colin are gonna perform a scene 100 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,208 and Morgan and Judy are gonna provide the sound effects 101 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,409 but only when prompted. 102 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,411 So, Morgan, you're gonna provide them for Colin, 103 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,313 and Judy, you're gonna provide them for Ryan. 104 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:41,547 The scene is that Ryan and Colin 105 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,383 are a charismatic, crime-fighting duo 106 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,518 testing their equipment for confronting 107 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:49,155 a gang of international criminals. 108 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:51,257 Oh, yeah. Take it away. 109 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,828 -Eeh-eeh-eeh-eeh-eeh. 110 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:59,065 -That is one shaved hamster. 111 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:01,200 [ Laughter ] 112 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,903 -Now he will not be detected by laser beams. 113 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:08,207 -I like the way you think...man. 114 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,276 I've been working on a weapon. 115 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,844 -Jerry, how long have we worked together? 116 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,713 -15 years. -15 years. 117 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:15,048 Hmm, I'd like to see your weapon. 118 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:18,117 -Alright. 119 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,386 It doesn't kill the people that we're up against, 120 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,955 but it does render them useless just by this. 121 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,691 -Pchoo! -Oh. 122 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,893 It shoots a small net. 123 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,762 -Yes, and it starts to shoot as you lift it, 124 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,364 so you have to be very careful. 125 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:34,233 -Oh. Is that the phone ringing? 126 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,903 -Ring, ring. -Yes. 127 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:38,171 -It's the president's line. 128 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:39,872 -Oh. -Hello, sir. 129 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,475 -Hello. -Hello. 130 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,544 Hello, Madame President. 131 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,245 -Finally. 132 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,047 [ Laughter ] 133 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:51,584 [ Cheers and applause ] 134 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,753 -Shut up, I can't hear! 135 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:55,555 What is it, ma'am? 136 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,257 She's dead! 137 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,959 They've killed everyone at the White House! 138 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:01,094 -No, they wouldn't have killed them. 139 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:02,729 They must have them captured, 140 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,931 that international group of criminals. 141 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,632 They threatened -- Anyway, let's go. 142 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,868 -Alright. Let me set off the alarm to get the rest 143 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:10,903 of our crime-fighter friends. 144 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,905 -Err, err. 145 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,140 [ Laughter ] 146 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:17,176 -The hamster again, alright. 147 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,945 -I've set up a teleporter. -Uh-huh. 148 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,913 -I'm just gonna set the coordinates for the White House. 149 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,648 -Alright. -Beep-beep-boop-bee-boop. 150 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,250 -And then just step in. 151 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:25,351 -Oh, I thought I was already in it. 152 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,420 -Nope. Alright. 153 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:29,889 -Zhoom. 154 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,624 -Oh, we just zhoomed right over. 155 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:32,925 -Right. 156 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:35,928 -Alright, be careful. Look. -Psst, psst, psst. 157 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:38,264 Those are obviously French criminals. 158 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:40,333 You can tell by the way -- 159 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,301 I can tell by the way they're talking. 160 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,137 -Oh-ha-ha! 161 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:52,078 -That's Panda Express! 162 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:55,948 I've got it. It's Henry Kissinger. 163 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,216 -No, it's not. -No, it's not. 164 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,653 -Alright. -Alright. Check your weapons. 165 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:02,889 [ Imitating cocking guns ] 166 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:06,225 I unlocked mine five times. I'm ready to go. 167 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,960 -I, unbeknownst to the president, 168 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,029 I put a beaming device on her. 169 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:11,931 I'll see where she is. 170 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,766 -Beep. 171 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,503 -She's right there. -Right there. 172 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,772 -They've got her surrounded with a bunch of mad dogs. 173 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,874 -[ Barking ] 174 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,844 -Or just a really pissed-off poodle. 175 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:26,479 -Let's shoot our ropes into the roof there 176 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:29,081 and then we'll slide down and take them by surprise. 177 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,651 -Chk, chk. -Pshoo! 178 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:32,852 -Did yours do anything? -Yeah. 179 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:34,754 -Oh, alright. I'll come with you. 180 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,457 -Ready? -Mine didn't do a thing. 181 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,792 -What are you talking about? 182 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,227 -I'm seeing people that aren't there. 183 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,095 I'm shooting things that aren't happening. 184 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,231 -Oh-ha-ha. 185 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:47,633 -Oh, look. 186 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,603 That was the French guy. -It was the French guy! 187 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,871 -Yeah. 188 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,006 [ Buzzer ] 189 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:58,611 -Morgan and Judy, everybody! Morgan and Judy! 190 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:04,016 Thank you. Thank you. Morgan and Judy, guys! 191 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,720 [ Cheers and applause ] 192 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:08,988 -Na. 193 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:09,922 -Wow. 194 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:13,426 -Na, na. 195 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:16,128 -But what I love is they were quiet but the lady -- 196 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,565 is it Judy in the darker top? -Yes. 197 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,701 -She -- So she hit me with this. 198 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:24,070 When I said, "Psst, you got to keep it close," 199 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:25,705 she hit me with a "Uh-huh." 200 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:27,039 [ Laughter ] 201 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:34,514 She hit me with that and then was like, "Psst, psst." 202 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,684 -She was like, "Mind your business." 203 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,953 -Yes. 204 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:44,090 "Watch how a pro does it." 205 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:45,858 [ Laughter ] 206 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,260 -Hey, guys. There's much more fun coming 207 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:49,462 from our "Whose Line" crew right after this short break. 208 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:50,563 Don't move. 209 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,169 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is it Anyway?" 210 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,971 We're gonna keep things moving right now 211 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,907 with a game called "Doo-Wop." 212 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,876 This game is for Wayne, Ryan, and Colin, with the help 213 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,512 of the sensational Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 214 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,514 So come on down. -Let's go! 215 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,317 Let's go! -Now what I need from you guys, 216 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,853 what I need from our audience is a woman's name. 217 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,721 Give me a woman's name. 218 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:18,124 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 219 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,893 -Mia. -Mia. Alright. 220 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:22,895 So the way this game works is that you are gonna sing 221 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,730 like a doo-wop group from the '50s, 222 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,532 but you're gonna sing about Mia, 223 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,469 who died tragically in a gas-station accident, 224 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,271 a gas-station accident. 225 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,906 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 226 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,042 [ Rock-'n'-roll music playing ] 227 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,245 -♪ Oh, Mia, oh, me, oh, me, oh, my ♪ 228 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,948 I said, ♪ Oh, Mia, oh, me, oh, me, oh, my ♪ 229 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,250 [ Sings indistinctly ] 230 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:45,718 -♪ Hidey, hidey, ho ♪ 231 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,987 -♪ Oh, Mia, oh, Mia, oh, Mia, oh, my ♪ 232 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,822 [ Cheers and applause ] 233 00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:00,032 -Oh, God. -Now, that's improv. 234 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,735 -Whenever you're ready, take it away. 235 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,537 [ Doo-wop music playing ] 236 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,472 -♪ Boh, oh-oh ♪ 237 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,674 ♪ Ooh-ohh ♪ 238 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:09,976 -♪ Oh, Mia ♪ 239 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,844 ♪ Oh, oh, Mia ♪ 240 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:14,113 -♪ Mia ♪ 241 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:16,215 ♪ There was a girl ♪ 242 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:18,951 ♪ Her name was Mia ♪ 243 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:24,223 ♪ She came to me for some antifreeza ♪ 244 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:28,327 ♪ Because her car, it wouldn't go ♪ 245 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:32,665 ♪ I checked her oil and she was low ♪ 246 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:35,968 -♪ Oh, Mia, oh, Mia ♪ 247 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,170 ♪ Oh, you're so gummed ♪ 248 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:42,575 ♪ And that's why I sing this Mia song ♪ 249 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:48,047 ♪ I was in love with you, I was such a rube ♪ 250 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,684 ♪ I killed you with my oil and lube ♪ 251 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,919 ♪ Oh ♪ 252 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,155 -♪ Oh, Mia ♪ 253 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:58,824 ♪ I'll never be the same ♪ 254 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,860 ♪ Since I saw you on top of the pump ♪ 255 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:03,763 ♪ And you burst into flame ♪ 256 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,765 ♪ Life is bad ♪ 257 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,867 ♪ It can be so cruel ♪ 258 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:12,938 ♪ I guess that's what happens when you play the fuel ♪ 259 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,608 -♪ Oh, Mia, you're gone ♪ 260 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,243 ♪ It is no joke ♪ 261 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,678 -♪ You're gone ♪ 262 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:22,581 -♪ You came to get pumped and you left up up in smoke ♪ 263 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,217 ♪ When you came to get your gas order ♪ 264 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,553 ♪ I guess you didn't get it ♪ 265 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:37,329 ♪ Oh, Mia, she died unleaded ♪ 266 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,597 [ Buzzer ] 267 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,767 [ Cheers and applause ] 268 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,603 So sad. 269 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,573 -It was very, very -- It was a tragedy. 270 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,108 Points all around. 271 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,510 Mia was a harder name than I thought it would be to rhyme 272 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,145 and you antifreeza -- that was a... 273 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,748 -Antifreeza. 274 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:59,318 -That was my mama's name. 275 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,920 -And now, my friends, 276 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:05,024 we're gonna play a game called "Scenes," oh, "From a Hat." 277 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,093 This is for all of our performers. 278 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:10,329 So Ryan and Colin are there and Wayne and Greg are here. 279 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:12,264 Before the show, we asked our audience to write down scenes 280 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,133 that they would like to see acted out by our performers. 281 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,735 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 282 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,303 I'm gonna read them out. We're gonna see how many 283 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,004 awesome things our performers can come up with. 284 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,173 So here we go. 285 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:25,745 "If 'Sesame Street' dealt with adult problems." 286 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,383 -Hello, I'm Bert. This is Ernie. 287 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,958 [ Buzzer ] 288 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,235 Hi, folks. 289 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,704 I'm Oscar the Grouch, and I'd like to address 290 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:54,473 the homeless problem in Santa Monica, California. 291 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,512 Sorry, CW. We got a little too real on you. 292 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,115 -Not much of a neighborhood, huh? 293 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,318 -No, no, no. I tell you, they're ageist here. 294 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,386 They suck, too. 295 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:08,854 How long is this show gonna last? 296 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,824 -They suck. 297 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,092 [ Buzzer ] 298 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,100 -Those are Muppets, not "Sesame Street." 299 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,301 Different show. 300 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,804 -Oh. Oh, so now we're telling some puppets 301 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:27,606 they can be on "Sesame Street" 302 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,210 but then only some Muppets can be on "The Muppet Show." 303 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,579 -She's just pulling your strings. Take it easy. 304 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,851 -"Things you should never brag about." 305 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,923 -I barely have a penis at all. 306 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,963 [ Buzzer ] 307 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,833 -I'm a highly paid Drew Carey impersonator. 308 00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,872 [ Buzzer ] -What was that? 309 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,540 -What was that? -What was that? 310 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,179 -Hello. I know the difference 311 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,648 between "Sesame Street" and "The Muppet Show." 312 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,053 Shall we have sex? 313 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,021 [ Buzzer ] 314 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:22,428 -"If the emergency services broke into song." 315 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:26,432 -♪ I say goodbye as you get washed away ♪ 316 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,602 [ Buzzer ] 317 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,909 -♪ Push, go ahead, trust me, and push ♪ 318 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,510 Pu-- Oh. 319 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,714 [ Buzzer ] 320 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,315 She was strong. 321 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,286 -♪ Paramedics, but only one ♪ 322 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:51,190 ♪ Half the service, half the fun ♪ 323 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,493 [ Buzzer ] 324 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,599 -♪ My hose ♪ 325 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,736 ♪ Isn't long enough to save you ♪ 326 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,072 [ Buzzer ] 327 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,078 -"Things you could say about a cruise 328 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,880 that you can't say about your partner." 329 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:19,551 -I'm gonna ride this thing for a whole week... 330 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,890 ...with my friends. 331 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:29,428 [ Buzzer ] 332 00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:31,263 -Don't go anywhere, everybody! 333 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,832 We're gonna be right back on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 334 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,567 right after this! 335 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,274 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 336 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,476 We're gonna keep things moving with a game called 337 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,879 "Greatest Hits." This is a game for Greg, Colin, 338 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:51,083 and Wayne, with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 339 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,484 Now, the way that this game works is that 340 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,087 Greg and Colin are two television voiceover performers 341 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,089 talking about the latest compilation album. 342 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,325 So what I need is a suggestion from the audience. 343 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,026 What is a job where you would work with animals, 344 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,662 or pests, or tiny things? 345 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,164 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 346 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,665 Okay, lots of great stuff. 347 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,101 This is an unusual job, but exterminator, 348 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,803 so dealing with pests and critters. 349 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,504 Alright, so the name of this album is 350 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,939 "Songs of the Exterminator." 351 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,040 Take it away. 352 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,575 -We'll be back to our documentary 353 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:19,345 on shopping architecture in -- 354 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,114 If you've seen a shopping center, 355 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,684 you've seen 'em mall. [a mall] 356 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,654 I'm sorry, I was helping my friend 357 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,222 exterminate an entire house 358 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:32,791 and some of the fumes got into my brain. 359 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,626 -Speaking of exterminators, 360 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,396 there's so many exterminator songs on this album 361 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:40,199 that it's a panoply, it's a classic, it's a bagatelle. 362 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:43,769 There's so many, and my favorite one on the entire album... 363 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,004 -Yeah. 364 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,205 -...is a style that you rarely hear anymore, 365 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:49,708 and it's called yodeling country. 366 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,909 -What's the name of it? 367 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,578 -It -- Thank you for asking. -Okay. 368 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:54,313 -It combines yodeling and country, 369 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,882 and this one's called "Rodent Be Gone." 370 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,450 -Oh. 371 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,652 [ Country music playing ] 372 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:04,323 ♪♪ 373 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:08,093 -[ Yodeling ] 374 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,395 ♪ Get the [bleep] out ♪ 375 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:13,599 [ Yodeling ] 376 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,034 [ Laughing ] 377 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:23,008 ♪ Oh, because I see a little bit of there's a cockroach ♪ 378 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,778 ♪ And there's a little another, there's a cockroach ♪ 379 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,147 ♪ A part of my space you start to encroach ♪ 380 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,116 ♪ Because I never want to see you, I wouldn't poach ♪ 381 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,786 ♪ Anything from you because no whisker ♪ 382 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,422 ♪ No, no, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, sir ♪ 383 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,791 ♪ So I got to say, gonna scream and shout ♪ 384 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,760 ♪ Yodeloolee, get the [bleep] out ♪ 385 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,630 [ Yodeling ] 386 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:53,639 ♪♪ 387 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,174 ♪ One more time ♪ 388 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,709 ♪ Now I'm running out of a rhyme ♪ 389 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,446 ♪ So here's a thing I'll say with no doubt ♪ 390 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,747 ♪ Get ready ♪ 391 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:05,818 ♪ Get the [bleep] out ♪ 392 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,120 ♪ Standards and practices ♪ 393 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:11,423 [ Cheers and applause ] 394 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:14,493 -Yet, there's another style 395 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,528 that is pretty close to both of our hearts. 396 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,596 -Oh, I know. 397 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:18,931 -I'm sure, yeah, I know you think -- 398 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,766 I know you know what I'm gonna say, Latin rap. 399 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,801 -Yeah. 400 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,803 -You know, people like Pitbull 401 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,239 and Bad Bunny and Misbehaving Squirrel 402 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,142 and all of those Latin rap dudes. 403 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,677 -And all animals, too. 404 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,145 -Oh, yeah, no. 405 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,747 Errant, the other rodent. 406 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,117 And in any case, this is a Latin rap 407 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:40,619 exterminator classic and it's called -- 408 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:41,720 -Okay, okay. -Right? 409 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:44,423 -Yep, okay. It's called "Los Ratos." 410 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:48,293 [ Hip-hop music playing ] 411 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,795 -Oh, yeah, Mami. 412 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,865 This goes out to every household worldwide. 413 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,735 ♪ Los ratos ♪ 414 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,804 ♪ Don't mess a lo gatos or latos ♪ 415 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,039 ♪ Don't mess a lo gatos those latos ♪ 416 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,441 ♪ Don't mess a lo gatos ♪ 417 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,643 ♪ The gatos are key, the gatos is me ♪ 418 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,778 ♪ Now come again, now, where's the hole? ♪ 419 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,081 ♪ Me looking in and I'm gonna take their soul ♪ 420 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,316 ♪ You never understand how I can roll ♪ 421 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,552 ♪ How do I do this because there is I'm swole ♪ 422 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,388 ♪ I get up beside of that hole with the cheese, the queso ♪ 423 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,123 ♪ When I say so, I say so ♪ 424 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,659 ♪ Get the rat, the rat give that, and that's a frat ♪ 425 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,361 ♪ And I killed that rat, go flat ♪ 426 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,897 ♪ And the rat right there on my sia ♪ 427 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,166 ♪ Come on, rat, with my girl, Mia ♪ 428 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,334 ♪ You don't understand, you don't want to mess with Mia ♪ 429 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:32,237 ♪ Because how it goes up because up because the los ratos ♪ 430 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,872 ♪ Donde esta los gatos ♪ 431 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,107 ♪ The gatos is neglos ♪ 432 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,241 ♪ Neglos los gatos ♪ 433 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,343 ♪ Gatos, no, no esta aqui ♪ 434 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,878 ♪ Aqui is me ♪ 435 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,146 ♪ I see ♪ 436 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,682 ♪ Meow, bitch ♪ 437 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,217 [ Cheers and applause ] 438 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,187 -Meow, bitch. Meow, bitch? 439 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,524 -Stick around. We'll tell you who won our show 440 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,560 right after this very short break. 441 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,727 Stay tuned. 442 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,202 -Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" That's our show. 443 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,404 Tonight, all four of you are lovely winners. 444 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,072 So please read out the credits 445 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,841 as if you're all grandmas at an old folks home 446 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,643 flirting with the camera. 447 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,178 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 448 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:18,784 ♪♪ 449 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,520 -I'm gonna take these out for you. 450 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,491 -I actually take good care of myself. 451 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,528 You're in for a treat. 452 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,030 -Good for you. Good for you. 453 00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:38,270 -Shelby has passed. 454 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:41,373 Oh, she's back. -We couldn't revive her. 455 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,909 -I put on my sexy diaper, baby. 456 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,945 -- Captions by VITAC --