-Good evening, everybody, and welcome
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
On tonight's show, hot ticket, Wayne Brady,
golden ticket, Jonathan Mangum,
lottery ticket, Colin Mochrie,
and dry cleaning ticket, it's Ryan Stiles.
And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, so many stairs.
Welcome everybody to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?",
the show where everything's made up
and the points don't matter.
I insist on giving them out, nonetheless.
We've got a great show for you tonight
and we can't wait to start with a game called "Forward Rewind".
This for all four of our performers.
We're going to start with Wayne and Jonathan, okay?
So come on down. You're going to act a scene out,
but at certain points, we'll hear a command
that will instruct our performers
to either rewind or forward the action.
So can we hear those, please?
-Forward. Rewind.
Alright. So when you hear "forward" or "rewind",
you will either fast forward or rewind the action.
And your scene is that businessman, Wayne,
and his secretary, Jonathan,
are having an affair at a sleazy motel.
-But what's the scene?
[ Laughter ]
-And Ryan is the creepy owner.
-Oh, okay. -Yeah.
Who attacks them.
Colin is a motorcycle cop who rides to the rescue.
-Sure. -Enjoy. Yep.
-[ Both moaning ]
[ Imitates door unlocking, creaking open ]
Come on. Come on. Shh.
-Ee!
-Yeah.
Oh. Oh. Hold on.
Click. [ Imitates bed vibrating ]
-Rewind.
-[ Vibrating ]
Hold on.
-Forward. -Click.
[ Vibrating ]
-Shling-dong. Shling-dong. Shling-dong.
-Oh, who is it?
-Shling-dong.
-Mm-hmm. -Oh. Aah!
-Send him away! -Oh.
-Rewind.
-Aah! -Send him away.
-Mm-hmm.
-Shlong-ding. Shlong-ding.
-Forward.
-Shling-dong. Shling-dong.
Mm-hmm.
-Ah! -Send him away.
-Open the door. I know you're in there.
-[ Imitates door unlocking ]
-We've had complaints. You got to go.
-The window!
-Why would you -- -Aah!
-Rewind.
-Aah!
-The window!
-We've had complaints. You got to go.
-Forward.
-We've had complaints. You got to go.
-The window!
-Ah!
-[ Imitating motorcycle engine running ]
-Aah!
-[ Imitates crashing ]
[ Imitates motorcycle engine running ]
-Rewind.
-[ Imitates motorcycle engine running ]
-Aah!
-The window!
-We've had complaints. You got to go.
-Forward.
-We've had complaints. You got to go.
-Ah! -The window!
-[ Imitates motorcycle engine running ]
-Aah!
-[ Imitates motorcycle engine running ]
Do you know how fast you were falling?
-Rewind. Back to the top.
-Do you know how fast you were falling?
[ Imitates motorcycle engine running ]
-Aah!
-The window!
-We've had complaints. You got to go.
-Ah!
[ Imitates door closing, locking ]
-Make him leave! -Uh-huh.
-Ah! -Uh, hello.
-Shlong-ding, shlong-ding. Shlong-ding.
Shlong-ding.
-[ Vibrating ]
Hey.
[ Imitates door creaking ]
[ Both moaning ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Nicely done.
-Shling-dong.
-Lovely, lovely physical work from everybody.
Points all around.
Yes, and also some electrolytes maybe.
That was a lot of work.
Let's play a game now called "Deleted Scenes".
This is for all four of our performers.
Come this way. They're in two pairs.
Ryan and Colin are there. Jonathan and Wayne are here.
This is a quick fire game where I give the performers
the names of iconic movies and then they suggest scenes
that would have been deleted from these films.
Gentlemen, whenever you're ready.
Let's start with "Mission Impossible".
Deleted scenes for a "Mission Impossible".
-Ah. Did it. -Yep.
[ Buzzer ]
-This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
Five.
[ Laughter ]
[ Imitates explosion ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Imitates wire zipping ] Snap.
[ Grunts ]
[ Laughter, applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-I'd really like to move this tooth
from the middle of my mouth.
[ Laughter ]
Is he here?
[ Buzzer ]
-Your mission, if you choose to accept it,
is to go to poor countries and spread the word of God.
[ Laughter ]
-Am I...
-It's a mission.
[ Laughter, applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-My apologies to the Church of the Latter Day Saints.
[ Laughter ]
-Wasn't wearing a mask.
[ Buzzer ]
-Okay. How about "Jaws"? Deleted scenes from "Jaws".
-Oh, thank God we got a bigger boat.
[ Buzzer ]
-♪ Show me the way to go to your mama's house ♪
♪ I'm tired and I want to make love to your mama ♪
♪ You have to have watched the movie to know that this -- ♪
-♪ I... ♪
-I just watched it last week. That's why I know.
-There was a shanty in "Jaws"?
-They do. They sing "Show Me the Way to Go Home".
-Oh. -Oh!
[ Laughter, applause ]
-Oh, no, no, no.
-♪ Show me how... ♪
[ Laughter ]
-Well, that looks like part of a leg, skipper.
-Oh, little buddy, why don't you go see?
I'll get Mary Ann and Ginger and see if we can...
Welcome to the 1960s.
[ Buzzer ]
-Google it, won't you?
-Alright. "Star Wars". Deleted scenes from "Star Wars".
-Scotty.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Welcome back to "The Maury Povich Show".
Darth Vader, there is a 99% chance you are the father.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Imitating Chewbacca ]
Excuse me.
[ Buzzer ]
-Luke, I am your father and your brother.
We're from Alabama.
[ Buzzer ]
-[ As Yoda ] Mm, me thinks me drunk.
[ Laughter, applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Hey, Chewy... -[ Imitates Chewbacca ]
-...chew on this.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey everybody, don't go anywhere.
There's more "Whose Line?" right after this. Stay tuned.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?",
where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
And now we are going to play a game called
"Scene with Sound".
This game is for Wayne and Jonathan, so come on down.
We're going to have a special guest,
so please welcome super star beatboxer,
the fantastic Kaila Mullady.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hi.
Alright, so,
now, the way this works is Jonathan and Wayne
are going to perform a scene.
Kaila's going to provide a series of sounds
that correspond with their actions in that scene.
So whenever you guys are ready, Wayne, over to you.
-Okay. Where's a place that you wouldn't break into normally?
[ Audience shouting suggestions ]
-Where? -Your own house.
-My own house, and an aquarium.
-Pick it. -Uh, aquarium.
-Aquarium. Okay, so we're going to be master thieves
breaking into the aquarium.
-[ Imitating car engine running ]
[ Imitating brakes squeal ]
[ Imitating car engine running ]
[ Clucking ]
[ Imitating seatbelts unbuckling ]
[ Imitating door closing ]
[ Squeaking ]
[ Deep voice ] Target acquired.
[ Imitating heart beating ]
-Let's go after the dolphin.
-Oh, you can talk. Good. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-I'll cut a hole through the ceiling.
-Got it.
-[ Imitating sawing ]
[ Pops, grunts ]
[ Imitates crashing ] My leg!
-Alright, I'm going in. -Okay.
-[ Imitates horn playing ]
-Did you eat Mexican food?
[ Laughter ]
-Last time I eat Mexican food
when we're breaking into an aquarium.
-[ Imitates fart ]
-Okay.
-[ Squeaking ]
[ Squelches ] Get over here.
[ Beatboxes ] Round one. Fight.
[ Beatboxing ]
Hit him with a left. [ Beatboxing ]
Oh, my ear!
[ Beatboxing ]
Knockout. We have a champion.
[ Squeaking ]
-He's too much. He's too much. We should get out of here.
-I'm not leaving without that dolphin.
-Alright. -Dolphin.
-Yeah?
[ Imitates slap ] Ow!
-I'll plug the blowhole.
-[ Squeaking ]
Hello. We're calling you about your car's extended warranty.
[ Beatboxing ]
[ Squeaking ]
-Quick, get to the car.
-Okay.
-Here, let me open the back. -Okay.
-Oh, no! All the water's rushing out!
-[ Imitates water rushing ]
-I started making my own sound effects.
Just throw him in!
-Ow! [ Imitates door closing ]
-Get in. Drive.
-[ Clicking ]
[ Vocalizing ]
[ Beatboxing ]
♪ Oh yeah, baby ♪
Hello, we are calling you about your car's extended warranty.
-Yeah. -[ Vocalizing ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Thank you so much. Kaila Mullady, everybody!
-Yes.
-Kaila Mullady!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-The dolphin was very expressive.
-The dolphin was violent.
-Yes. Dolphin didn't want to go.
Dolphin had plans tonight. You ruined their evening.
-He was a fish with a porpoise.
[ Laughter ]
Goodnight, everyone.
[ Laughter ]
And now friends, we're going to play a game
we call "Scenes from a Hat".
This is for all four of our performers, so come on down.
Ryan and Colin are there. Wayne and Jonathan are here.
Before our show, we asked our audience to write down scenes
they wanted to see performed by our gentlemen players.
I've got those suggestions in my hat right here.
I'm going to read them out and see what awesome things
you guys come up with. So here we go.
"Things You Don't Want to Hear
Just as the General Anesthesia Kicks In".
-I don't know. I'd say the odds are 20/80.
Ooh! [ Chuckles ]
[ Buzzer ]
-It's alright. Everything will be taken care of.
Ten, nine, eight... So you're his wife, huh?
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-Don't worry. I've done this 1,000 times.
Dr. George Santos.
[ Laughter ]
-Yes. -Bravo.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-"Catch Me If You Can"? -Yeah.
-"The Worst Times Ever to Vomit".
[ Laughter ]
-Today -- today, today --
I feel like the luckiest -- luckiest --
[ Echoing vomiting ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Was that an echo barf?
-Yeah, it was. It was an echo barf.
-You'll be fine when you wake up. Countdown from 10, 9, 8...
[ Vomits ]
-No.
[ Buzzer ]
-Alright, Mr. Mochrie,
let's see how that's setting in here.
Let's have a look.
[ Vomits ]
That should be good.
-Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
-Can we do something else now? -Yes. Yes.
-I'm actually feeling sick.
-Absolutely.
"Evil Versions of Famous TV Shows".
-Alright, the box or the envelope?
-I'll take the box, please.
-Alright. [ Imitates slap ]
That's what's inside the box.
-I'll take the envelope. -Alright.
[ Imitates slap ]
-The box. -[ Imitates slap ]
-The envelope. -[ Imitates slap ]
-Mother. Sister.
[ Buzzer ]
-Hello. Touch my hand.
[ Hisses ]
You have been touched by a fallen angel.
Aah.
[ Buzzer ]
-Shouldn't it be called "Touched by an Uncle"?
-Ah.
[ Laughter, applause ]
-I had one before I did that.
-[ As Bert ] Hey, Bert.
-[ Deep voice ] Hello, Ernie.
-Big Bird said you deserved it. [ Imitates stabbing ]
-[ Grunts ]
Aah!
[ Buzzer ]
-"Inappropriate Times to Fist Bump".
-Let's do a hoedown.
-[ Normal voice ] Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Chuckles ]
[ Normal voice ] I just moved to Florida.
-Whoo!
[ Buzzer ]
-Stick around, everybody.
There's more "Whose Line?" right after this.
Stay tuned.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
And now, we are going to move on to a game
called "Greatest Hits".
This is a game for all four of our performers
with the help of the sensational Laura Hall and Linda Taylor.
Come on down. The way that this game works
is that Ryan and Colin are two television voiceover announcers
talking about the latest compilation album.
Wayne and Jonathan will sing snippets
of the songs on those albums.
So, now I need a suggestion from the audience here.
Could you give me a suggestion of a medical job?
What is a job in the medical profession?
Give me some suggestions. Throw them out there.
Oh, wow. Guys, the candy striper.
For people at home who don't know,
that's a volunteer nurse.
So whenever you guys are ready, the name of your album is
"Songs of the Candy Striper".
-Hi. We'll be right back to our documentary
about a man who performs circumcisions
in "Lousy Pay, Great Tips".
-[ Chuckles ]
Good one. -Thank you.
You know, I know there's so many different styles on this,
and I know you happen to be a fan of tight harmonies.
-♪ I am, I am, I am ♪ -♪ Naaah ♪
But there's this one special one
where the harmonies are amazing,
and what's so amazing about it is both the singers --
there's two singers --
but they're singing the same words at the same time.
-It's right on top of the other word?
-Oh, no, no. Like -- Yes, almost.
It's like they're one voice.
It's like they're somehow --
-And there's no deviation from that?
-None whatsoever that I could ever see.
So sit back and listen to this wonderful song,
"Broken Heart in Corridor B".
[ Slow music playing ]
♪♪
-♪ Broken heart in Corridor B ♪
♪ Broken heart in Corridor B ♪
♪ Not Corridor C ♪
♪ It's B, for baby ♪
♪ She's the girl I impregnated ♪
♪ Broken heart in Corridor B ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ I think I am the father ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, boy. -Yeah.
-Could I have fun with telemarketers with that.
-Oh, absolutely.
It's probably best if you don't look too closely at the lyrics.
-Yeah.
Hey, seen that before? Seen that before?
-No.
-You haven't because it's a new wave.
That's our new style.
[ Laughter ]
And you know, when I think new wave
and I think all about the candy striper --
Oh my God, I used to dance to this one in the '80s.
Remember the 80s? -Yeah.
-Yeah. That candy striper new wave hi[ Chuckles ]
"He's Not Gonna Make It".
[ New wave music playing ]
-♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
-♪ He's not gonna make it ♪
-♪ No, no, no, no ♪
-♪ He's not gonna make it ♪
-♪ No, no, no, no ♪
-♪ There's a man on the gurney ♪
♪ I see him looking at me ♪
♪ He's got hope in his eyes and I see him cries ♪
♪ But he won't make it ♪
-♪ Well, I think he is, I think he's very handy ♪
♪ Would you like to taste my candy? ♪
♪ Your blood pressure is going down ♪
♪ I'm going to see your smile turn into a frown ♪
-♪ He won't make it, he won't make it ♪
♪ He won't make it, he won't make it ♪
-♪ Make, make, make ♪ -♪ He won't make it ♪
[ Imitates flatline ]
-♪ That means he's dead ♪
-[ Imitates flatline ]
-♪ That means he's dead ♪
-[ Imitates flatline ]
-♪ That means he's dead ♪
♪ He's gone, gone, gone ♪
♪ He won't, he won't make it ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Hey, everybody, don't go.
I'm going to tell you who won our show
right after this short break. Stick around.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey, everybody. Welcome back
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
That is our show.
Tonight, our winners are all four of you.
So, please join our special guest,
Kaila Mullady,
read out the credits
as if Kaila is teaching you all how to beatbox.
Good luck, Kaila. Thanks for watching, everybody.
Goodnight.
-Alright. -Here we go.
-So we need a little bit more annunciation.
Give me a little Wayne Brady. Give me a Martin Lennon.
Mark Lennon. Mark Lennon. Give me the Chris Young.
I need you over here to give me Aisha.
You give me a Ryan. Aisha.
Ryan. Aisha. Ryan. I need more. I need less.
I need a Viita. Yes. I need a Nicolette.
Rap. Rap. Give me more rap.
No, that's not working. No, Colin. That's not --
Okay, you are --
Okay. Really, only Ryan's getting it right now.
I don't know. I didn't expect that,
but he's really good.
[ Cheers and applause ]