1 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:02,635 - Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:06,206 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,239 --> 00:00:10,610 On tonight's show, scent of success, Wayne Brady; 4 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:14,014 heady perfume, Gary Anthony Williams; 5 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,883 odor of roses, Colin Mochrie; 6 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:20,954 strange smell, it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:24,724 And I'm Aisha Tyler! Let's make some stuff up! 8 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,593 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:28,595 Yeah! 10 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,296 Oh, yes! 11 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:33,033 Hello, everybody. I-I almost died. 12 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,634 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"-- 13 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:35,935 the show where everything's made up 14 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,537 and the points do not matter. 15 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,339 We've got a great show for you tonight. 16 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,974 So, let's start it right now 17 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:42,475 with a game called, "Dating App." 18 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:43,910 This game is for all of our performers, 19 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:45,412 so, come on down. 20 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:47,547 [ Cheers and applause ] 21 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:51,651 Gary is a lonely single dude using a dating app. 22 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:54,587 Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are his latest matches. 23 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,756 Each of them has been given a strange characteristic 24 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,725 or identity, and what Gary's going to do 25 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:01,361 is question them about their suitability for a date 26 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,997 and try to figure out who these people are. 27 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:08,368 So, once you're all ready, Gary, uh, go swipe a right. 28 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,805 - Hi, uh, Bachelor #1. Let me just tell you something. 29 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:15,608 I prefer a soft shell taco to a hard shell taco. 30 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,377 What do you like in your mouth? 31 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,447 [ Laughter ] 32 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,696 - [ Imitates baby whining ] 33 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:39,699 [ Laughter continues, applause ] 34 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,434 [ Groans ] 35 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:44,437 [ Laughing ] 36 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,973 You-- Well, shut up. 37 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:49,442 What in my mouth? You're stupid. 38 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,945 No, you're not. I'm a boy. 39 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:53,746 Hey, look at this. 40 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,315 Isn't this awesome? 41 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:58,685 Oh, I feel so much better. Go, go, go, go! 42 00:01:58,718 --> 00:02:01,721 Whoo-hoo! Oh, bad decisions. 43 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,790 [ Heaves ] Oh, my God. 44 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,458 I've got to turn things around. 45 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,260 What do you mean I got to get out? 46 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,596 You're not my mom! You are... 47 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,797 [ Laughter ] 48 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,232 ...a sandwich. 49 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:15,001 [ Cheers and applause ] 50 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:19,105 - I would have said the exact same thing. 51 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,074 Bachelor 2, only yesterday, 52 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:24,344 I found out that a rutabaga was not an automobile. 53 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:26,045 [ Laughter ] 54 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,448 When you drive, do you use your right foot 55 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,617 or your left foot on your brakes? 56 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:39,058 - I don't really drive, uh... 57 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,326 Why are you looking at me like that? 58 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,262 You're making me very nervous, I got to-- 59 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,133 [ Laughter continues ] 60 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,203 [ Cheers and applause ] 61 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,379 - [ Laughs ] 62 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:05,418 [ Audience "whoos" ] 63 00:03:05,451 --> 00:03:08,488 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 64 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:11,824 - I'm gonna be here for a while. 65 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,060 - Thank you. Thank you. [ Laughter ] 66 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:15,428 Thank you, Bachelor #2. 67 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:16,930 Bachelor #3, 68 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,566 I like my men like I like my coffee-- 69 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:20,833 in a little cup. 70 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:24,571 What's the first thing you do in the morning? 71 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:29,776 [ Laughter continues ] 72 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:37,951 - [ Evil groaning ] 73 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:40,887 I-I feel you underneath that desk. 74 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:41,955 That's it! 75 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,324 Oh! Oh! Come out! 76 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,927 Come out! Oh. 77 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:52,765 Oh! Oh! 78 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,901 [ Laughter, applause ] 79 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:57,971 [ Groaning continues ] 80 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,007 Do you want to keep the money, 81 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,943 or do you want what's behind Door #3? 82 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:11,851 Ah! Ah! 83 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:15,588 [ Laughter, applause continues ] 84 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,056 Evil. 85 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,591 [ Buzzer ] 86 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,561 - Uh, Gary, would you like to try to guess what's going on? 87 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,896 - I would love to try to guess. - Okay. 88 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,865 - Bachelor #1... - Mm-hmm. 89 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,868 - ...was a human being going from inception into adulthood. 90 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:30,536 [ Buzzer ] - I'll take it. 91 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,872 [ Cheers and applause ] 92 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:34,574 -#2 was a mouse 93 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,576 just looking for a good, warm hidey-hole. 94 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,612 - Oh, man, well done! Wow! 95 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:40,880 [ Buzzer ] - Yeah. 96 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:42,615 - A hidey, hidey, hidey-hole? 97 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,485 - A hidey, hidey-hole. - Hidey, hidey, ho, hey, ho. 98 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:51,124 - And #3, he was a demonic... 99 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:54,160 actor and performer. 100 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:55,361 [ Mumbles ] - That's it. 101 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:58,031 [ Buzzer ] That's it. Nailed it. 102 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,599 - [ Chuckles ] - Nailed it. 103 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,701 - Yeah. [ Laughter ] 104 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:05,271 What was that? [ Cheers and applause ] 105 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,572 - It was like-- It was a perfect guess. 106 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,107 He was just a demonic version 107 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,242 of everyone he saw here... 108 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:10,443 - Uh-huh. - ...on the set today. 109 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:11,678 - Oh, yeah. - It was what you guessed, yeah. 110 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:12,945 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 111 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,481 - Exactly what you said. Uh, alright, friends. 112 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,383 We're going to play a game now called, "Mixed Messages." 113 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,285 This game is for Colin, Gary, and Wayne. 114 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,387 So, come on down. [ Cheers and applause ] 115 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,489 You three are going to act out a scene about the choices 116 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:26,326 that Wayne and Gary's lives can only be messages 117 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:29,295 that they read from phones that have been donated 118 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,663 by members of our studio audience. 119 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:32,465 So, we asked for some volunteers earlier. 120 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,634 Where are our "Mixed Messages" volunteers? 121 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,803 Raise your hands in the air bravely, 122 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,905 and now come here immediately! 123 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,641 [ Cheers and applause ] 124 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,977 Alright, now, Zoe is going to give her phone to Gary, 125 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,947 and Sara is going to give her phone to Wayne, okay? 126 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,916 Now, the scene that you'll be acting out 127 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:54,120 is that you are deep sea explorers in a submarine 128 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:58,791 when suddenly you're attacked by a giant squid. 129 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:02,228 Take it away. [ Laughter ] 130 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:05,565 - Alright, guys. Day 3, not much is happening. 131 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:09,035 We're going to go down deep-- oh, my God, look. 132 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:12,205 The starboard, it's-- it's a giant squid. 133 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,272 - Exactly. 134 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,540 - Yeah, I know. 135 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,175 I know a giant squid when I see it. 136 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:20,279 I-I've only seen this once before, like, 3 years ago. 137 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,648 - [ Imitates clutch engaging ] 138 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,450 Had sex with him, LOL. 139 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:27,520 [ Laughter, cheers and applause ] 140 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:32,525 - Maybe you're misunderstanding. This squid is going to crush us. 141 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,961 There's no way we'll be able to stand the pressure. 142 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:38,364 - It's just hard, you know. Put yourself in my shoes. 143 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,732 I am in your shoes. 144 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,334 I'm just a little over a bit. 145 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,102 [ Laughter continues ] What? 146 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,204 - Can I park in the spot? 147 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,740 - Well... - [ Imitates submarine moving ] 148 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,142 Have you noticed we can't move, 149 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,310 because we're in the giant squid's tentacles. 150 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,646 - Coming out now. [ Imitates submarine moving ] 151 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:54,781 - Are we coming out? 152 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,749 Do you feel any backward movement? 153 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,251 - Doing my hair, then I'll transition 154 00:06:58,284 --> 00:06:59,685 to getting my fit ready. 155 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,888 - You know what? If you're going to do your hair-- Okay. 156 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,825 - Oh, I know you flirt with more than just me. 157 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:07,427 [ Laughter ] Ha. Ha. 158 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:11,330 - Can we focus on the problem at hand? 159 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:15,101 We are in danger. Put something in the torpedo tubes. 160 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:19,872 - Like, as in, you have the other friends to talk to besides me? 161 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,107 LOL. 162 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,609 [ Laughter continues ] 163 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,813 - That is Captain LOL. 164 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,882 - Oh, I see you, girl. 165 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,485 - I will not brook this kind of behavior. 166 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:33,920 - And a booty grab. 167 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,087 - Alright. 168 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,489 [ Cheers and applause ] 169 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:38,925 I'm just going to turn up the, uh, oxygen. 170 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,761 - Ooh, sucks to be you. 171 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,196 - You know what? It sucks to be all of us. 172 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:44,730 If we don't get out of here in a couple of minutes, 173 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,766 we're going to be die-- dead. 174 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,368 Die. We're going to die. We're going to die and be dead. 175 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:50,703 We're going to die and be dead. 176 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:52,205 Oxygen. No oxygen. 177 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,272 [ Laughter ] 178 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:57,210 - I-I guess this is goodbye. 179 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,912 - Dialing down. Sleep by 10:30. 180 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:03,149 Rest during school, just for my mental. 181 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,750 My mental has been everything. 182 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,719 [ Laughter continues ] 183 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:08,988 - Before we all die, could I just say, 184 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,523 worst crew ever. 185 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,793 Worst crew ever. - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 186 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,661 Hell, yes, I am! 187 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,464 Yes! Yes! [ Cheers and applause ] 188 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,534 [ Buzzer ] 189 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:25,972 - Give it up for Zoe and Sara, everybody! 190 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,774 Zoe and Sara, everyone! 191 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,176 - Oh. - Oh. 192 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,612 - Oh. - Ah. 193 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,247 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 194 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,948 - For the record, I would like to point out 195 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,850 that based on those threads, Zoe and Sara 196 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:40,119 are living their very best lives. 197 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:44,557 [ Laughter ] Living. 198 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:47,193 I also will end every sentence that starts with, 199 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,128 "I slept with him," with LOL from now on. 200 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:51,264 - [ Laughs ] 201 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,532 There was a good-looking dude in the... 202 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:53,833 - Was he a good-looking dude in the thing? 203 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:57,036 - And there was a picture. - Oh, nice. 204 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,772 Best lives, ladies. Don't you apologize for [bleep]! 205 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,141 [ Cheers and applause ] 206 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:03,776 Alright, everybody. Don't move. 207 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:05,044 There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 208 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:06,045 right after this! 209 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:07,113 Stay tuned. 210 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,518 [ Cheers and applause ] 211 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,753 Hey, everybody, welcome back 212 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,121 to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" where now, 213 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,422 we're going to play a game called, 214 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:17,757 "Song Styles." 215 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,392 This game is for Wayne... - Oh, yes. 216 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,494 ...accompanied by Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 217 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:22,862 You're going to join them as our celebrity guest. 218 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,097 So, please welcome, star of "How I Met Your Mother," 219 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,132 "Buffy," and "American Pie," 220 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:27,533 the fantastic Alyson Hannigan! 221 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:32,738 [ Cheers and applause ] 222 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,275 - Alyson. Hello, sweetheart. 223 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:39,245 - [ Singsong voice ] So exciting. - It's good to see you. 224 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,013 - Alright, so... 225 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,648 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 226 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,984 - Hi! - Uh, this is very exciting. 227 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,852 Wayne, you're going to sing a song all about Alyson, 228 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,054 and you're going to sing in the style 229 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,222 of a TV show title sequence. 230 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,324 - Okay. - Wow. 231 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,225 - Well, Alyson Hannigan... - Yes. 232 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,461 - ...who I've had the pleasure of appearing with 233 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:56,963 on "How I Met Your Mother." 234 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:59,198 She is a star of stage and screen. 235 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,434 So, if you had not become an actress, 236 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:02,935 what would you have done? 237 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:06,839 - I would have loved to have been a professional candy taster. 238 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,240 [ Laughter ] Yeah. 239 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,409 - Really? - I think I would have excelled. 240 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,144 - Hm. Okay. - Yeah. 241 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,846 - And when did you give that dream up? 242 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,881 - I haven't. - Oh. 243 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,316 Well, tonight, it's going to happen... 244 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,584 - Yeah. - ...right here on this stage. 245 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,152 - Yeah. [ Chuckles ] - Okay, so, 246 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,521 the action title sequence of, uh, 247 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,724 "Alyson, the Candy Taster." 248 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:26,225 - Yes. - Okay. 249 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,194 And then you can join in and act everything out as I sing it. 250 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,495 - Okay, great. - Are we ready? 251 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:30,763 - I'm ready. 252 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,031 [ Rock music plays ] 253 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,103 - ♪ Deep in the factory beneath the sands of Nevada ♪ 254 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,107 ♪ Where the Mars, Incorporated company exists ♪ 255 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,878 ♪ In the laboratory, in the special cage ♪ 256 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,881 ♪ There was a girl that was created ♪ 257 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:52,251 ♪ And she looked somewhat like this ♪ 258 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:56,222 ♪ Oh, she was designed to taste every kind of candy ♪ 259 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,157 ♪ And she could identify it ♪ 260 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,493 ♪ She loved nougat, and she loved chocolate ♪ 261 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,061 ♪ She loved chocolate with nougat ♪ 262 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,829 ♪ And nougaty chocolate ♪ 263 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,831 ♪ She had a very limited palate ♪ 264 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,268 ♪ She broke free of her captives ♪ 265 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,270 ♪ And ran through the Nevada desert ♪ 266 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,807 ♪ And made it there to Nevada, Los Angeles ♪ 267 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,075 ♪ And then to the world ♪ 268 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:19,478 ♪ Sharing her candy-tasting skills ♪ 269 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,813 ♪ Got skills for you ♪ 270 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,248 ♪ Taste the rainbow ♪ 271 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:24,550 ♪ Chocolate for you, that's how that go ♪ 272 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,053 ♪ A little bit of M&M with the peanuts ♪ 273 00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,555 ♪ Hey, look at that, mm, mm, up my butt ♪ 274 00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:31,991 ♪ No, forget that part ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] 275 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,293 ♪ That was just dirty ♪ 276 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,761 ♪ That was just bad ♪ 277 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,964 ♪ And then a villain came to test her ♪ 278 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,400 ♪ The villain came right down ♪ 279 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,503 ♪ The villain was the largest M&M that she ever found ♪ 280 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,138 ♪ He came to town ♪ 281 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,474 ♪ The M&M, he said... ♪ - Hey, there. 282 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:50,876 - ♪ And then she said... ♪ - I can eat you. 283 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,946 - ♪ And then the two of them battled for 3 days straight ♪ 284 00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:55,981 ♪ It looked a little something like this ♪ 285 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,117 ♪ He grabbed her, and he grabbed her ♪ 286 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,186 ♪ And she grabbed him and ate his limb ♪ 287 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,855 ♪ And get the top, and she wouldn't stop ♪ 288 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,391 ♪ And judo flipped him, and then he died ♪ 289 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,026 ♪ His candy shell cracked ♪ 290 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,428 ♪ And then she devoured all of him ♪ 291 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,163 [ Laughter ] 292 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,866 ♪ And that's the trick proving white girls love chocolate ♪ 293 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,836 ♪ Oh, Alyson ♪ 294 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:22,241 ♪ The candy chocolate tasteeeeeeeeeer ♪ 295 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:26,679 [ Cheers and applause ] Coming to The CW-- March, 2024. 296 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,283 Thank you. - Alyson Hannigan, everyone! 297 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,987 - Thank you. Yes. 298 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,990 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 299 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:41,260 - Proving that white girls love chocolate. 300 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,162 [ Laughter ] 301 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,964 - I already bought the domain name, 302 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,632 and I'm ready to sell T-shirts. 303 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,102 - I don't know why we shot that in front of a green screen. 304 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,071 It's just going to be her head floating around. 305 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,806 [ Laughter continues ] 306 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,041 - My friends, now we're going to play a game called, 307 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,543 "Whose Line?" - Oh. 308 00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,411 - This game is for Ryan and Colin. 309 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,313 Come this way, now, before the show, 310 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:04,250 we asked our audience to write down some random lines, 311 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,918 suggestions, and we've chosen them. 312 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,553 Colin, these are for you. - Uh-huh. Thank you. 313 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,355 - And Ryan, these are for you. - Those are for me, sure. 314 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:10,489 - Okay, so put them in your pocket. 315 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,391 - Okay. - And use them at will, alright? 316 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:13,492 The scene you're going to be acting out, gentlemen, 317 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,493 is "The Little Mermaid." 318 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,694 Colin... 319 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,164 is explaining to her sweetheart, Ryan, 320 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:21,167 that she must return to her home 321 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,701 under the sea. 322 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,571 [ Laughter ] - [ Imitates fishing reel ] 323 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,506 - It's not funny, anymore, Phil. 324 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,642 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 325 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,544 - You're sorry. I have to go back under the sea. 326 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,013 - You don't have to go. You can stay with me in Pomona. 327 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,714 - I can't. - Why? 328 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,917 So many reasons. 329 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,218 Besides, the spells... 330 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,553 - You just can't go back in the water 331 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,454 after you've been out this long. 332 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,889 - Well, it's like falling off a bike. 333 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,858 - But you said you don't get along with your parents. 334 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,293 You said they kicked you out. 335 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,795 - Mother's dead, but thanks for bringing that up. 336 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,131 - Not your mother, it's your father and his complaining. 337 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,099 When the hell did you get so fat? 338 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,668 [ Laughter ] 339 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,970 And things like that, he would say, which I wouldn't. 340 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,840 But he would say that kind of crap to you. 341 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,875 - The spark just isn't there. 342 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,910 You know, I gave up my voice for you. 343 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,779 - You can get your voice back. I've saved it in a box. 344 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,681 - I got my voice back. Do you hear me talking to you? 345 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,349 - I mean your-- your singing voice. 346 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:13,185 - I don't need my singing voice. Don't even bring that up. 347 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,754 - I've got it in this box for you, if you want it. 348 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,656 - You have it? You have my singing voice? 349 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,125 - I saved your voice in a box. [ Laughter ] 350 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,527 - We've been together 5 years, 351 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,495 and this is when you bring this up? 352 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,231 - Well, to tell you the truth, it was in the trunk of my car. 353 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,099 I forgot it was there. 354 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:29,134 - This is so like you. 355 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,736 You know, it was just like yesterday, when you walked out 356 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,772 for no reason, and just said, out of the blue, 357 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,140 "Can I get your sister's number?" 358 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,610 - Yes. - Yes. So what does that tell me? 359 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,445 - She was attractive. I'm sorry. 360 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,947 - Oh, good excuse. Great excuse. 361 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,783 - Huge fins. [ Laughter continues ] 362 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,318 Not that you haven't got pretty fins. 363 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,387 You've got great fins. - No, no, no, you're right. 364 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,155 - It's just that we're getting older, that's all. 365 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,858 I don't-- I just don't think sex, sex, sex, anymore. 366 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,294 Sometimes, I-I wake up in the middle of the night, 367 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,897 and I just think to myself, "I think I blocked your toilet." 368 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,398 [ Laughter, cheers and applause ] 369 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:02,935 And you know what? 370 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,436 I'm usually right. 371 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,007 - Now, do you see why I'm going back to the sea? 372 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,141 - Because of my toilet? 373 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,043 - Because of everything about you. 374 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,779 - But everything from my toilet will end up in the sea. 375 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,047 [ Laughter ] 376 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,583 I'll still be there with you. 377 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,151 - Well, not right there. 378 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,552 I'm not going to hang around waiting for you to show up. 379 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,787 - Well, around you. I'll be around you, though. 380 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,088 - I'm going to go far away. 381 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,557 - It goes out with the tide. 382 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,493 - How much waste do you think you're... 383 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:30,262 - I want to be with you forever. 384 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,298 - I can make it, so, that you could live 385 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,565 under the sea with me. 386 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,934 - [ Imitates trumpet ] 387 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:37,803 - Ricola. [ Laughter ] 388 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,541 - How can I live under the sea with you? 389 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,176 Tell me with your voice. 390 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,678 Sing your mermaid song to me. 391 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,049 - Okay. [ Laughter continues ] 392 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,051 You're going to love it under the sea. 393 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,286 And once you hear these magic words, 394 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,789 you'll be able to live underneath with me. 395 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,326 ♪ Mmmmm ♪ 396 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,126 ♪ Ahhhhhhhhhh ♪ 397 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,130 ♪ It's throbbing ♪ 398 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,133 [ Laughter, applause ] 399 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,970 [ Buzzer ] ♪ Ahhhhhh ♪ 400 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,840 ♪ Ahhhh ♪ - ♪ It's throbbing ♪ 401 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,675 Alright, guys. Don't move. 402 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,843 There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 403 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:18,844 right after this! 404 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:19,912 Stay tuned. 405 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,917 [ Cheers and applause ] 406 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,085 - Hey, everybody, welcome back 407 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,419 to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 408 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,054 And now we are going to play a game called, 409 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,456 "Themed Restaurant." 410 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,291 - This is for all of our performers, so, come on down. 411 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,692 [ Cheers and applause ] 412 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,027 We also need Alyson to play this game. 413 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,395 So, please, welcome back, 414 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:37,930 star from "How I Met Your Mother," 415 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,231 "Buffy," and "Penn & Teller: Fool Us," 416 00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:41,567 the fantastic Alyson Hannigan! 417 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,636 [ Cheers and applause ] 418 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:46,138 Yay! 419 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,075 - Hello. - Alright. 420 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,311 The way this game works is that Gary and Alyson 421 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,079 are on a date in a restaurant, 422 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,315 and Colin and Ryan and Wayne are the waiters 423 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,317 who are all famous cartoon characters. 424 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,721 This is a famous cartoon character-themed restaurant. 425 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,825 - [ Whispering ] Yosemite Sam. 426 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,093 - I know. [ Laughter ] 427 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:09,828 - Whenever you're ready. - I'm wasted. 428 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,063 - Off you go. 429 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,633 - I mean, I-I enjoy, first of all, I-I love you. 430 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,402 - Oh, thank you. - I-I saw your photo, 431 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,370 and I thought that's the lady-- that's the lady 432 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,406 that's going to have all my-- all of my children. 433 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,375 - Oh, that's so inappropriate for a first date, but... 434 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,877 - [ Imitates Elmer Fudd ] Here's your menus. 435 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,645 - Thank you. - Be very, very quiet. 436 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,547 - [ Laughs ] 437 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,581 - He's giving you advice. 438 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,317 - [ Chuckles ] Sure is. Sure is. 439 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,219 [ Cheers and applause ] 440 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,454 - Alright. I am very quiet. 441 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,256 - [ Imitates Scooby Doo ] Rolls? Oops. 442 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:38,290 [ Scooby-Doo laugh ] 443 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,027 Ruh-oh. [ Laughter ] 444 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,830 - [ Laughing ] 445 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:45,864 - I don't... - Wow. Wow. 446 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,401 - You're not supposed to pet the waiter. 447 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,003 - I'm sorry, I haven't been out with anybody 448 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,271 for quite a while now. 449 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,539 - I know. - Can I take your order? 450 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,407 [ Imitates Fat Albert ] Hey, hey, hey, hey! 451 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,709 [ Laughter, applause ] 452 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,512 - Yeah, sure thing... - I'll give you a bit more time. 453 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:02,948 - Hey, look... 454 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,049 - [ Imitates Porky Pig ] I'm the head chef. 455 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,317 I'd like to-- to talk to you 456 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,685 about all of the, uh, specials we have... 457 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:09,688 [ Stuttering ] 458 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:12,091 The-- The, uh-- The, uh-- 459 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,992 The bacon loaf 460 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:14,793 and B-B-Brussels sprouts. 461 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,729 - Oh. Okay, the Brussels sprouts sound great. 462 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,732 - Wait, did you say the bed-up-de-dup 463 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,734 Brussels sprouts, or are they just regular 464 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,269 Brussels sprouts? - Yes. 465 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,472 [ Laughter, applause ] 466 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,207 - Hey, look, I'm just going to admit it to you. 467 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,609 I'm-- here's a ring. I want to marry you right away. 468 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,144 - Wow, again, so-- 469 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,378 - [ Imitates Pepé Le Pew ] Oh, sorry, I've interrupted 470 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,179 a special occasion. 471 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,216 [ Imitates skunk spraying ] - Uh-oh. Oh! 472 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,219 [ Laughter, applause ] Oh. Oh. Oh. 473 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,353 - Oh. 474 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,588 - [ Imitates Daffy Duck] Succotash, 475 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,089 suffering or otherwise? [ Laughter ] 476 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:47,526 Nonsuffering? Suffering? 477 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,362 - We-- We definitely don't need water, anymore, that's for sure. 478 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,264 - No, maybe a napkin? 479 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,267 [ Indistinct conversations ] 480 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,636 - [ Imitates Droopy ] You may not enjoy the service. 481 00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,638 Boy, oh, boy... 482 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,840 [ Laughter, cheers and applause ] 483 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,375 So bad. 484 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,877 I'm a small, Black business owner... 485 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,480 and a good review would really, 486 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,116 really, really go a long way towards helping my restaurant. 487 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,752 Boy, oh, boy. 488 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,121 [ Laughter ] 489 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,056 - That is one depressing African-American dog, wasn't it? 490 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,294 Look, uh, let's just get down to this. 491 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,664 - I just-- I-I feel like we need more than one date for this, 492 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,432 but-- but thank you so much. 493 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:28,867 - Oh. - I'll still massage your... 494 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,936 - [ Imitates Sylvester ] Oh, I've come at a bad time. 495 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,437 Exit stage right. 496 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,740 [ Laughter, applause ] 497 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:37,309 [ Buzzer ] 498 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,180 - Alyson Hannigan, everybody! Give it up for Alyson Hannigan! 499 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,217 [ Cheers and applause ] 500 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,020 Alright, guys. Don't go anywhere. 501 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,388 There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 502 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,389 right after this! 503 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:51,356 Stick around. 504 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,428 [ Cheers and applause ] 505 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,763 - Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 506 00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:58,664 That's our show. 507 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:01,033 Tonight, our winner is the lovely Colin Mochrie. 508 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,634 So, please join our star guest, 509 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,236 Alyson Hannigan, and read out the credits 510 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,471 as if you are introducing your new girlfriend, Alyson, 511 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,575 to your very strange family played by the others. 512 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,143 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 513 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,345 - Alyson, I have to-- This is Dan Patterson. 514 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,581 - Oh, Dan. Hello. Nice to meet you. 515 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,849 - Please come over here, bud. Just come over. 516 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,418 - Hello. - Just, if you go like this. 517 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:20,719 - Yeah. - He likes to have 518 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,187 his beard rubbed. - Okay. 519 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,188 - Aisha. - Oh, it's nice. 520 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,556 Yes, hi. - Hi. Hey. 521 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,825 - Come back, don't even go anywhere, 522 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,127 because you stand right by me, because you're my favorite. 523 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,862 - Oh, who's this? - Oh. This is my brother, Tom. 524 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,396 - Tom. - Yeah. 525 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,165 - Hi, Tom. - Thomas Smith. 526 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:34,666 - You rub his stomach, you get good luck. 527 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,501 - Okay, and I still have to do the beard? 528 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,170 Okay. - You just keep going. 529 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,973 Darlene, Darlene, Darlene. 530 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,541 - Hey. - Hi. 531 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,977 - Hi. - Hi. 532 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,311 - Oh, the smell. 533 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,380 [ Cheers and applause ]