1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:03,636 -Good evening, everybody, and welcome 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,805 to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,073 On tonight's show... 4 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:10,176 Shake it off, Wayne Brady. 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:13,513 Shake, rattle, and roll, Greg Proops. 6 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:15,315 Shake and bake, Colin Mochrie. 7 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:20,253 And shake, then wash your hands, Ryan Stiles. 8 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:23,690 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's have some fun! 9 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:26,993 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,062 It's really the last step that's the doozy. 11 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:31,097 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", everyone -- 12 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:32,399 the show where everything is made up 13 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:33,533 and the points don't matter. 14 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:35,068 We've got a sensational show for you tonight. 15 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,803 And let's start right now with a game called 16 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:37,837 "Press Conference." 17 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,539 This is for all four of our gentlemen. 18 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,074 The way this game works is that Ryan, Greg, 19 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:42,876 and Wayne are going to act as newspaper reporters 20 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:45,745 attending a press conference by Colin. 21 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:48,314 All right? Now, Colin doesn't know who he is, 22 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,917 but the other three do because it's on this card right here. 23 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:52,352 -Ah, thank you. -All right. 24 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,754 And Colin has to try and guess who he is from the questions 25 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,956 that the others are going to ask him 26 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,792 once they have reviewed the card. 27 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:01,361 Whenever you are ready, off you go. 28 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,463 -Good evening. I'm here to answer all questions. 29 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:09,302 Please, please -- and I cannot stress this enough -- 30 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,237 put it in the form of a question. 31 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:12,338 Yes? 32 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:13,873 -Jim Phillips, Fresh Produce News. 33 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,577 I'm wondering who decided upon this? 34 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:18,812 Whose idea was this? 35 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:21,881 My wife's. -Oh! 36 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:25,251 -I always -- we have a very give-and-take relationship. 37 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,419 -So, you're a lesbian? -Yes. 38 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,288 -Oh! 39 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,456 All right, thank you. 40 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,291 -That's very progressive for someone in your post. 41 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,826 That's great. 42 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:34,561 -Well, you know, I believe in progress 43 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,897 because if you don't, it's "backgress." 44 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,532 [ Laughter ] 45 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:40,934 Yes? 46 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,869 -Josh Pawlik, North Pole News. 47 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:43,870 -Hi, Josh. 48 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:46,039 -Who will be handling the sack? 49 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:48,708 [ Laughter and applause ] 50 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:50,110 -That was my main job. I will do it. 51 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:53,513 I still will do it. Yes? 52 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,648 -Yes, I'm wondering if it has anything to do with the fact 53 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,450 that he only comes once a year. 54 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,085 No, no, no, no, no! 55 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,653 [ Laughter and applause ] 56 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,590 -Not at all? Not at all? 57 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:07,427 -It's not the quantity. It's the quality. 58 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,596 -Right. Right. -Yes? 59 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,432 -Romain Sims, the Candy Cane Inquisitor. 60 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:16,069 I want to find out, is it because, 61 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:18,972 and I do quote, "He's a ho-ho-ho"? 62 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:21,608 [ Laughter ] 63 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,443 -I can't believe you brought that up. 64 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,346 -[ Laughing ] You "sleigh" me. 65 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:27,480 [ Laughter ] 66 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:30,316 -Would all the gifts be cut in half? 67 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:33,353 Or how will you be distributing that this year? 68 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:37,390 -Uh, you'll see. Yeah? 69 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:39,492 -How long ago did you realize who you were? 70 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,593 -Five hundred years ago. 71 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,795 -All right. Yeah. Do you have any slides? 72 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:43,796 -Yep. 73 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,231 [ Buzzer ] 74 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,033 [ Laughter and applause ] 75 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:50,603 -That escalated very quickly. 76 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,539 Would you like to guess who you are? 77 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,440 -I'm one of the power couple. -Yes. 78 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:58,178 -Mr. and Mrs. Claus announcing their divorce? 79 00:02:58,211 --> 00:02:59,245 -Oh! 80 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,580 [ Buzzer ] 81 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:02,782 Yay. -Thank you. Thank you all. 82 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:07,987 -Well-played. 83 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,722 Well-done. Well-played. 84 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:10,723 -Thank you. 85 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:13,326 -And yet so full of filthy innuendo. 86 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,627 -Mm-hmm. 87 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,262 -Something we never do here on this show. 88 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,630 [ Laughter ] 89 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,732 And now we're going to play a game entitled "Duet." 90 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:22,101 This game is for Wayne, accompanied by the sensational 91 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,937 Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 92 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,038 -Hello, Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 93 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,806 -Here to join him, our celebrity guest, 94 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:29,542 please welcome actor, singer, musician, 95 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:33,479 from the hit television show "Legacies," Chris Lee! 96 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:39,552 [ Cheers and applause ] 97 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,888 So awesome. Yes! 98 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:43,923 Oh, my God. So happy to have you here. 99 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,391 Welcome. Welcome. All right. 100 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:48,127 Now, Wayne, you and Chris are going to sing a song together, 101 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,897 and you're going to sing in the style of '90's soul. 102 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:52,865 The rest of it is up to you. Take it away. 103 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,835 -Okay. We need something to sing about. 104 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:57,370 Chris and I are going to be two fellas 105 00:03:57,403 --> 00:04:00,240 singing about an incredibly unsexy occupation. 106 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:04,510 Who has the least-sexiest job in this room? Yes? 107 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,279 -I work in trade compliance. 108 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,748 -I'm sorry? 109 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:09,882 Trade compliance? -Yeah. 110 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,951 -What is that? -International. 111 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,754 -Oh, yeah. What is it? 112 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:16,556 -Move stuff on boats. 113 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,625 -Yeah, thanks. -We got a winner. 114 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,927 -Amazon. 115 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,130 -You know what? One more just to have a choice. 116 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:25,164 -Dog groomer. 117 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,165 -What's so unsexy about a dog groomer? 118 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,200 I like dogs. 119 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,469 -Covered in hair, popping anal glands. 120 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:34,307 -Oh, yeah, like popping bottles except it's popping anal glands. 121 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,376 So, we'll take popping anal glands. 122 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:40,747 I mean, we'll take dog groomer, and what was it again? 123 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,448 -Trade compliance. -International. 124 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:47,020 -I'm sorry. You got to get that right. 125 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:51,024 Yes, let's do it. Trade compliance, dog groomer. 126 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,192 Ready? -Yeah. 127 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,228 -♪ Yeah ♪ 128 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:59,032 Hey, man, look at all these ladies in here tonight. 129 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,833 -Ooh, yeah. 130 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,302 -They don't know, Chris. -They don't know. 131 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:03,536 I'm going to have to talk to one of these ladies real quick. 132 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:05,538 -Tell them one time. -Listen here. 133 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:09,475 ♪ Hey, girl, do you want to get with me? ♪ 134 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:10,710 -Yep, yep. 135 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:14,113 -♪ I'll rub off your dog and all its fleas ♪ 136 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,415 -That's right. 137 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:19,686 -♪ And if you want to get to the rooty-tooty ♪ 138 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,454 ♪ If you let me get in yours ♪ 139 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:25,591 ♪ I'll stick something in that dog's booty ♪ 140 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,161 -♪ Express yourself ♪ 141 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:30,530 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 142 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:35,234 ♪ Express yourself, like you express that anal gland ♪ 143 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:39,706 ♪ Express yourself, but you see the mess I made ♪ 144 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,708 ♪ I've got to leave that job behind ♪ 145 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:45,778 ♪ I've got to deal in trade, internationally ♪ 146 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,448 ♪ And that was this ♪ 147 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:49,949 ♪ There's nothing sexier ♪ 148 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:53,252 ♪ Than moving something like this onto a ship ♪ 149 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,521 ♪ Oh, nothing is sexier ♪ 150 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:58,157 ♪ Girl, let me tell you ♪ 151 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,226 ♪ When it comes to the job of trade ♪ 152 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:02,195 ♪ I still don't know what the hell you do ♪ 153 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:03,296 -Not at all. 154 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,965 -Oh, wait a second. Come here, baby. 155 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,267 ♪ Now, girl, don't be shy ♪ 156 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,402 -♪ Shy ♪ 157 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,338 -♪ I love you very, looking at you ♪ 158 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,773 ♪ You're hirsute ♪ 159 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:14,774 ♪ What does that mean for the layman? ♪ 160 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:17,410 ♪ You hairy, but that's okay ♪ 161 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:18,578 ♪ I understand ♪ 162 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:21,114 ♪ I can be your man ♪ -♪ Man ♪ 163 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:23,316 -♪ I can root and toot, watch me scoot ♪ 164 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,585 ♪ And pop your anal glands ♪ 165 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:27,553 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 166 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:31,224 -♪ Pop that anal gland like it's easy ♪ 167 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:32,925 -And I didn't spill my drink. Ha ha! 168 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:35,762 -Not one damn time. -♪ Oh ♪ 169 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:40,433 -♪ You might think it's boring, but it's a lot of fun ♪ 170 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:44,737 ♪ I'll groom your dog, and then I'll be one ♪ 171 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:47,240 [ Laughter and applause ] 172 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,909 -Come back. You like that? 173 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,512 How about that, girl? Come back. 174 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,680 Oh, that's all right, baby. We'll talk to you later. 175 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:55,681 -What? She left? 176 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,283 -She likes boring fellas, I guess. 177 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:59,085 -Didn't we mention anal glands? 178 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:01,721 -Yeah, I think we did. -All right. 179 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,725 -Let's find another chick to talk to. 180 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,594 [ Cheers and applause ] 181 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:12,265 -Chris Lee, everybody. Chris Lee! 182 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:15,535 -Chris Lee! -Chris Lee! 183 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:23,676 ♪♪ 184 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:25,878 -I can't believe that you made expressing a dog's anal glands 185 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,580 that sexually arousing. 186 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:31,184 -Didn't have to work too hard at it. 187 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:34,086 -Probably not as hard as she had to work at it. 188 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,790 -Now, question for you, because my female doggy 189 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,258 was scooting, right? 190 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:44,263 Like it's a scooting thing. Can I express her glands myself? 191 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,199 -No! -You can. 192 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,100 -No, because you're supposed to. It feels good for them 193 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,635 because it means that there's a blockage. 194 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,705 -Maybe she's just trying to pick up a quarter or something. 195 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:55,608 -Just like Dad. -Yeah. 196 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,043 -Everybody, do not move. 197 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,812 There's more "Whose Line" right after these messages. 198 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:00,847 Stick around. 199 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,286 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 200 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,055 We're going to keep things moving right now 201 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:10,990 with a game called "Party Quirks." 202 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:14,227 Now, in this game, Greg is hosting a party, 203 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,895 and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are going to be the guests, 204 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,030 but each of them has a strange quirk or identity. 205 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,333 And what Greg has to do is guess what those quirks are. 206 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:23,636 So, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan, line up over there. 207 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:26,272 I'll bring you in one at a time with the doorbell, and, Greg, 208 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,841 when you're ready, you can start your party. 209 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,176 -Okay. [ Doorbell rings ] 210 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,078 Oh, there it is. Sorry, I'm California sober. 211 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:35,681 I'm on prescription drugs. Hi. Come on in. 212 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:38,117 -Hi. Thank you so much for having me. 213 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,386 I'll ask you to please stand right there 214 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:41,988 while I do a preliminary scan. 215 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,857 -Okay. -[ Whirring ] 216 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,660 Let me get my bag. Oh, punch. May I? 217 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:48,828 -Sure. 218 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,397 -Mm! It's good. [ Crackles ] 219 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:52,398 Aah! Aah! 220 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,667 Aah! Aah! Aah! 221 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,136 Well, let's start your exa-a-m! 222 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,170 [ Gurgling ] 223 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,372 Let's start your examin-- 224 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:00,873 -Would you like some guacamole or something? 225 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:04,310 -[ Robotically ] Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. 226 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,512 Exterminate. [ Whirring ] 227 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,180 Anal glands. Anal glands. 228 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,482 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 229 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,118 Hey, listen, I hardly know you, man. 230 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:15,388 -I've taken an oath. I've taken an oath...to kill you. 231 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:16,522 [ Crackling ] 232 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,258 [ Groaning, shutting down ] 233 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,560 [ Doorbell rings ] 234 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,662 [ Laughter and applause ] 235 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:29,035 -That one part I wasn't prepared for. 236 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,770 Hi. Come on in. 237 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,575 [ Laughter ] 238 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,743 -That's all right. -Yep?! 239 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,413 -How are you? How are you? 240 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:42,882 -I-I'm good. How are you? 241 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:47,386 -Come on. You do it, too. -All right, all right. 242 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,122 I feel a little uncomfortable, I'll tell you that. 243 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,358 Ow! -You went the wrong way! 244 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:56,462 You went the wrong way! You went the wrong way! 245 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,631 -Thirty years of improv, and I went the wrong way. 246 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,199 -It's all right. 247 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:01,567 [ Doorbell rings ] 248 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,269 Come on in. 249 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,938 -Hey, baby, how are you? -I'm good, man. 250 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,907 -Where's the buffet table? I brought some poo. 251 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,575 -Right over here. 252 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,212 -Say, "Ah." -Ah. 253 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:14,280 [ Doorbell rings ] 254 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,414 -Say, "Ah." -Ah. 255 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,415 -Come back in. 256 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,550 -Oh, please let me get laid tonight. 257 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,585 Please let me get laid tonight. 258 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,954 Oh-oh-oh-oh! 259 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,956 [ Doorbell rings ] 260 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,592 -Come on in. 261 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,260 [ Laughter ] 262 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,428 -Hey, Greg, you're looking great tonight. 263 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,130 -Well, thank you. 264 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:33,799 -Why do you feel you have to make an entrance like that? 265 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,535 Why can't you just enter? 266 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,005 How does that make you feel? 267 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:40,339 -[ Muffled ] Not good. 268 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,608 [ Laughter ] 269 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,943 You don't need to do it again. 270 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,479 -All right. That is the first step! 271 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:49,815 -All right. That's it. I'll need your proof of insurance. 272 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,550 You don't have insurance. [ Gun cocks ] 273 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,752 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! 274 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,820 -Collections. Collections. Collections. 275 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:59,058 -You get out of here, you dastardly medical robot? 276 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,426 -Yeah! [ Buzzer ] 277 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:01,427 [ Laughter ] 278 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,796 -Really? -Yeah. 279 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:07,900 -You know, I'll get back to you. You... 280 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:10,036 -Oh, I'm all hands. 281 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,137 -You're a hydra. 282 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,972 -No. -A dragon? 283 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,173 -I brought some poo. 284 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,142 -You think you're a bunch of different insects. 285 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,210 -Yes. -Yes. 286 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:21,447 -A praying mantis, a housefly. And you. 287 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,249 -I see why you need help. 288 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,484 -You're a conga player. You're... 289 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,986 You know what? -Relax. Breathe. 290 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,454 -All right. 291 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:29,689 -Open eyes. 292 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,991 -Oh. -No, wrong way! 293 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,026 [ Laughter and applause ] 294 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,797 -Stop it. Stop it. I'll take your course. 295 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,766 You're an overbearing psychologist 296 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,201 who touches people a lot. 297 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,303 -I will take it. I will take it. I will take it. 298 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:47,139 -What was it? -A therapist who slaps people. 299 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,076 [ Cheers and applause ] 300 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,449 That was a tough one. 301 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,285 Points for everybody. Points for the crazy robot. 302 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:00,553 You were doing a lot of beautiful background work 303 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,722 back here just walking into walls. 304 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,557 -I wasn't really ready for the anal probe, 305 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,192 but, you know, who is? 306 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,160 [ Laughter ] 307 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,495 -And now, my friends, 308 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,097 we're going to play a game called "Scenes"... 309 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,532 oh..."from a Hat." 310 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,302 This is for all of the performers. 311 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:19,171 So, Ryan and Colin are there, and Wayne and Greg are here. 312 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,107 Before the show, we asked our audience to write down scenes 313 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,975 that they would like to see acted out by our performers. 314 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:24,543 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 315 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,178 I'm going to read them out. We're going to see how many 316 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,147 awesome things our performers can come up with. 317 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:31,751 So, weird jobs for fashion models to do. 318 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,455 -[ Humming techno beat ] 319 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:38,891 [ Barking ] 320 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,993 [ Laughter and applause ] 321 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,061 [ Humming techno beat ] 322 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,763 [ Buzzer ] 323 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,838 -Okay, we're going to try to get to the other side of the river. 324 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,407 Keep it quiet. Make sure your gun's loaded. 325 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,945 [ Laughter ] 326 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,351 -Have you ever seen a model walk? 327 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:06,552 -Yeah. 328 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:09,054 [ Laughter and applause ] 329 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:12,458 [ Buzzer ] 330 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,296 [ Laughter ] 331 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,134 [ Applause ] 332 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,836 [ Buzzer ] 333 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:29,542 [ Laughter and applause ] 334 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,446 [ Buzzer ] 335 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,424 -All right, assemble, gentlemen! 336 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:49,795 As of today, you are in this man's U.S. Army. 337 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,431 Atten-hup! 338 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,499 [ Laughter ] 339 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,501 Atten-hup! 340 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:56,702 [ Laughter ] 341 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,838 Right face. 342 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,140 [ Laughter ] 343 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,309 Left fa... [ Laughs ] 344 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,978 -What if you just had the one face? 345 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,980 [ Buzzer ] 346 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,983 -Sergeant, is there moisturizer? 347 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,552 [ Applause ] 348 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,421 -Terrible icebreakers at a party. 349 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,757 -That Titanic, huh? 350 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,427 [ Laughter and applause ] 351 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,695 [ Buzzer ] 352 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:28,033 -Hey, how you doing? I work in international trade. 353 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,068 [ Laughter and applause ] 354 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,403 Yeah. What's up? 355 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,404 [ Laughter ] 356 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,973 [ Buzzer ] 357 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,678 -Yeah, I own Twitter. 358 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,113 [ Laughter and applause ] 359 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,581 [ Buzzer ] 360 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:48,387 Just got out of an ice bath. 361 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,488 Want to -- -Huh? 362 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,024 [ Laughter ] 363 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,293 -That's the noise it makes when it dries off. 364 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:57,563 [ Laughter and applause ] 365 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,999 -[ Laughing ] I'm sorry! 366 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,101 "Rejected State Mottos." 367 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:06,305 -Welcome to Florida. What the [bleep] 368 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:07,539 [ Buzzer ] 369 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,540 [ Laughter and applause ] 370 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,808 -Don't go anywhere. 371 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,610 Everybody, we're going to be right back with more 372 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,880 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 373 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,985 [ Cheers and applause ] 374 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,854 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 375 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,123 And we're going to keep things moving with a game called 376 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,424 "Greatest Hits." 377 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,560 This is a game for Greg, Colin, and Wayne 378 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,895 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 379 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,063 -Let's play this thing. 380 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,464 -Now, the way that this game works is that 381 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,067 Greg and Colin are two television voiceover performers 382 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,869 talking about the latest compilation album. 383 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,438 So, what I need is a suggestion from the audience. 384 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:40,839 What is a job where you would work with animals 385 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:46,912 or pests or tiny things? Lots of great suggestions. 386 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,948 We're going to go with exterminator. 387 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,016 You know, not maybe with nice pet animals, 388 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,685 but pesty, little animals. 389 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,486 All right, so the name of this album is 390 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,556 "Song of the Exterminator." Take it away. 391 00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,259 -Hi. We'll be right back to our documentary 392 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,261 on childless medical examiners, 393 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:07,800 in "Nobody Puts a Baby in a Corner" in just a second. 394 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,401 [ Laughter ] 395 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,769 This is an awesome collection. 396 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,072 You know, the exterminator does such an essential service 397 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,908 but so rarely has his praises sung. 398 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,077 -Right? You'd think there'd be zillions of songs 399 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,145 about exterminators, but there's only these ones. 400 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:25,517 -Well, we have got one of the great songs coming up now. 401 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,720 German techno. -German techno? 402 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,788 -I tell you. 403 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,658 Enough said. All I'm going to say 404 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:36,595 is once you've heard this German techno song about exterminators, 405 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,098 you will never listen to anything the same way. 406 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,766 -I understand it was really popular 407 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,002 and got to number funf in the German charts. 408 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,937 -Absolutely. 409 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,238 -[ Laughs ] 410 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:51,076 -So, sit back and enjoy "Rats, Roaches, and Mice." 411 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:56,482 [ Techno music plays ] 412 00:16:56,515 --> 00:17:01,987 ♪♪ 413 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,188 -♪ Yeah ♪ 414 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,224 ♪ Was, was ist das? ♪ 415 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,625 ♪ Wer ist das? ♪ 416 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,394 ♪ Skitter, skitter, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 417 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,662 ♪ Was, was ist das? ♪ 418 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,798 ♪ Was ist das? ♪ 419 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,400 ♪ Skitter, skitter, skitter ♪ 420 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:20,072 ♪ As I lay sleeping late at ni-i-i-i-i-ght ♪ 421 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:24,943 ♪ There was something that wasn't ri-i-i-i-i-ght ♪ 422 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,646 ♪ Oh, no, crawling up and down my knees ♪ 423 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:30,182 ♪ Oh, no, all of you steal my cheese ♪ 424 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,285 ♪ Oh, no, what is here with these? ♪ 425 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,721 ♪ I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you ♪ 426 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:39,024 ♪ Oh, rats, mice, roaches ♪ 427 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,459 ♪ Rats, mice, no ♪ 428 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:41,727 -Roaches? 429 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,530 -♪ Roaches, rats, mice ♪ 430 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,165 ♪ Roaches, rats, mice ♪ 431 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,166 They go... 432 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,367 [ Chirping ] 433 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,902 [ Laughter ] 434 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,470 ♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop ♪ 435 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,838 [ Chirping ] 436 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,273 ♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop ♪ 437 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,141 [ Chirping ] 438 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,910 ♪ Das is dead ♪ 439 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:01,146 [ Laughter and applause ] 440 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,184 -That was wunderbar. 441 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,885 That's the kind of music that makes Poland 442 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,455 want to get invaded every 30 years. 443 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,589 [ Laughter and applause ] 444 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,124 -What?! 445 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,892 -You know, there's so many categories 446 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,561 and so many different styles of music 447 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,762 on this collection. -Oh, yeah. 448 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,364 -There's Dixie, Viennese waltzes, tunes for tots. 449 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:22,701 But I think my favorite one is indie pop. 450 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:26,171 -Oh, because you were indie before anyone else. 451 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,107 -I was in a group before The Killers called 452 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,374 "We're Just Going to Hurt You." 453 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:32,678 -Yeah. Very popular, as I recall. 454 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:35,380 -Yeah. And it's an exterminator indie-pop classic, 455 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,050 and it's called "I'm Vermin." 456 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:42,754 [ Indie-rock intro plays ] 457 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,057 [ Laughter ] 458 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,526 -♪ Yo, yo-ooh ♪ 459 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,162 [ Laughter ] 460 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:58,570 ♪ I don't like myself very much ♪ 461 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,473 ♪ I can't stand myself ♪ 462 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,877 ♪ Don't touch ♪ 463 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,813 ♪ What can it be? I don't like me ♪ 464 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,381 ♪ I want to end me ♪ 465 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,416 ♪ You heard, man ♪ 466 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:17,456 'Cause I-I-I'm vermin ♪ 467 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:21,126 ♪ I want to eat you out of house and home ♪ 468 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,229 ♪ Just leave me here alone ♪ 469 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:27,699 ♪ I'm lowly on the food chart ♪ 470 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,569 ♪ I don't know how does it start? ♪ 471 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:33,505 ♪ Because I'm vermin ♪ 472 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,607 [ Chirping ] 473 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,476 [ Laughter ] 474 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:43,715 ♪ I'm vermin ♪ 475 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,618 ♪ I've got rabies ♪ 476 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,454 [ Cheers and applause ] 477 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,056 -Stick around. I'll tell you who won our show 478 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,658 right after this very short break. 479 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,226 Stay tuned. 480 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,231 [ Cheers and applause ] 481 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,599 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 482 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:01,867 That is our show. 483 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,970 Tonight, our winner is Mr. Colin Mochrie. 484 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,705 So, please join our special guest, Chris Lee, 485 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,440 and read out the credits as if you're teaching 486 00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:11,476 the others your sexiest dance moves. 487 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,679 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 488 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,181 -All right, so you know the guy. I showed you. 489 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:20,786 This is my assistant, Chris. He studied under Mark Leveson. 490 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,955 So, remember, yes, it's more like this. 491 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:26,124 This is it. A little Louis Patterson. 492 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,261 Louis Patterson. Louis Pat-- What's wrong with you? 493 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:30,996 -Oh, I was just watching. -All right. 494 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,965 And Chris Dale! 495 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,166 -Oh! -Whoa! 496 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,867 -Come back here, Brady! 497 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:41,206 Nice try. Come back. Give me 20. Give me 20 right now! 498 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,143 -While doing the move. While doing the move. 499 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,113 -- Captions by VITAC --