-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
On tonight's show, "Don't Stop Me Now" Wayne Brady,
"Don't Impress Me Much" Jonathan Mangum,
"Don't Even Go There" Colin Mochrie,
and "Don't Say I Didn't Warn You" Ryan Stiles.
And I'm Aisha Tyler.
Let's make some stuff up!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo-hoo! Welcome, everybody.
Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" --
the show where everything is made up
and the points do not matter.
We've got a fantastic show for you tonight
and we're gonna start right now
with a game called "Dating App."
This is for all four of our performers, so come on down.
Jonathan is a lonely, single guy using a dating app.
Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are his latest matches.
Now, each of them has been given
a strange characteristic or identity.
Jonathan's gonna question each of them about
their suitability for a date. In the process,
he's gonna try to figure out who these people are.
So if you're all ready, Jonathan,
whenever you are ready, go off and swipe right.
-Hey, bachelors, I'm single and ready to mingle, lonely
and hung like a pony. So let's get it on.
Potential Mate Number 1, you know, I have six kids.
I want six more.
Where are you gonna find them for me?
What their names gonna be?
-[High-pitched voice] Ah.
Well, let's see...
[Mumbling]
Brr.
[ Chittering ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Chittering continues ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Okay, thank you, Bachelor Number 1.
Right up my alley.
Bachelor Number 2. -Yeah!
-I love vacationing in wonderful places.
Where will you take me that's romantic?
-Well...
[ Laughter ]
...I'm not gonna take you anywhere
until you promise me you are going to listen to me.
I don't need you going anywhere except where I am.
Where are the nuts? Where are the nuts?!
There. There.
Everyone, belt!
Belt! Belt! -Ugh!
-Ohh!
Do you like movies in color?! Too bad!
None to be seen.
Uh-oh. We're going down.
Oh, I may have to adjust this one.
I'm gonna be here!
-You sound like my daddy.
Bachelor Number 3,
I like getting physicals and being physical.
What are your physical activities you'll take me on?
-Oh, well, um, I don't know.
I -- probably anything you want to do.
When you put your hand over my nose --
-Sit down.
-Oh, okay, I just -- It just felt so good.
I just wanted you to know that.
-I'm sorry, am I a cushion?
-No, sorry.
Excuse me. Do you mind?
-No, I-I mean...
Oh.
[ Bell rings ]
-Oh.
Faint. I just feel a little faint.
-I'm sorry, this is first class.
-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-[ Chittering ]
-Look at him.
-Alright, now, Jonathan, would you like to guess
what the heck is going on?
-I would not.
Wayne is a squirrel that likes mature nuts.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I am gonna take that because it's so much better
than what he actually was.
-Colin is a angry 1950s flight attendant.
-Whoo! Yes.
-That was pretty specific.
-Was there a year? -No.
-Ryan is a touchy, feely person
on the verge of being cancelled.
-Well, that's Ryan, but we're talking about
the character Ryan was playing, yeah.
-Oh, the character.
-Oh, everybody, relax.
-Yeah, that's what you get.
-I got touchy feely. I got tasty. I got soft.
-What was he feeling? What was he --
-He was an emotional --
-Yes, what's the biggest emotion you can feel?
-A love emotion. -Yes. Yes, and?
-And people and wetness.
-Mature people.
-And mature nuts. I'm gonna take your guess.
I'm gonna take it.
-You can end anything with, "and wetness."
-A man in love with mature nuts and wetness.
-Mature. -I didn't want that to end.
That was a great massage that guy was giving me.
-Strong hands.
-Yeah, way to bring it, front row.
I got to tell you, I got to give some extra points
to Jonathan just for the guess mature nuts.
Yes, absolutely.
It's sharing is caring.
-It's also his stripper name, so...
Let's play a game now called "Deleted Scenes."
This is for all four of our performers.
Come this way.
There are two pairs, Ryan and Colin are there,
Jonathan and Wayne are here.
This is a quick-fire game where I give the performers
the names of iconic movies and then they suggest scenes
that would have been deleted from these films.
Gentlemen, whenever you're ready, let's start with "Jaws."
Take it away.
-Well, thank God we got a bigger boat.
[ Buzzer ]
-Shark? Hell, no.
[ Buzzer ]
-One pokey up.
[ Buzzer ]
-I hope he likes mature nuts.
[ Buzzer ]
-You see this scar?
Cesarean.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Chittering ]
-Oh, thank you, squirrel.
Aah!
[ Buzzer ]
"The Terminator."
Deleted scenes from "The Terminator."
-[ European accent ] I'm going to go
and you'll never see me again.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I think the question on everyone's minds
is what is that accent?
-That's Arnold.
-Was he born in Spain?
-No, he's born in Bulgaria
or somewhere, I think.
He was born in heaven with those biceps.
-Oh.
-[ Laughing ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Sarah Connor? Sarah Connor?
Sarah Connor, answer the phone, Sarah Connor.
-Yeah? -What are you wearing?
[ Buzzer ]
-I thought you were saying "anaconda."
-[ Normal voice ] He thought I was saying
"anaconda," not "Sarah Connor."
[ European accent ] Anaconda?
-Sarah Connor? -Yes?
-♪ Wanna squeeze you, wanna shake you, Sarah Connor ♪
-♪ Hey ♪ -♪ Sarah Connor ♪
♪ Wanna squeeze you, wanna shake you, Sarah Connor ♪
♪ Sarah Connor, Sarah Connor ♪
[ Buzzer ]
-Anaconda.
-Hey, everybody. Don't go anywhere.
There's more "Whose Line" right after this. Stay tuned.
-Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Now we're gonna play a game called "Dubbing."
This is a game for Wayne, Ryan, and Colin, so come on down.
In this game, we're also gonna involve our star guest.
So please give it up for dancer, model, and hostess
of "Let's Make a Deal," Tiffany Coyne!
Tiffany Coyne, everybody!
Tiffany Coyne. Hi! Welcome.
Alright, so the way that this game works is that Colin
and Wayne are gonna act out a scene with Tiffany,
but Tiffany, you're not gonna use your own voice, okay?
Your lines are gonna be provided by Ryan.
You'll move your lips whenever Ryan talks, and God help us all.
And the scene is that disco stars
Wayne and Tiffany are practicing the lyrics
and dance moves of their new track.
When Colin, their sexy choreographer,
shows them how it's done.
Alright.
-Tony. Tony, I don't think I'm gonna be ready
in a couple days.
-I think you better be ready.
-I just can't get the moves down.
I don't feel loose like I --
-What's so hard about this?
Mnh, mnh, bam, bam, bam,
side, side, side, side, push, push, push, unh.
What's so hard about that?
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You see? You see? It just doesn't work for me.
I don't have your physical prowess.
-My prowess? -Your prowess.
Your prowess.
-Look, I'm the best partner that you're gonna get.
It's not like somebody's gonna walk through that door
and whisk you away. -I know, Tony, I know.
I know, Tony, I know.
-What's going on here?
-I know, Tony, I know.
-I'm here, stop talking.
-Tony, I know. I know, Tony, I know.
-You're still talking.
-Alright, sorry. I'm so sorry.
-How'd you get into my condo?
-There's a thing called a door.
As you know, I'm the world's greatest disco choreographer.
I saw your moves through the window
because I live right across the street.
-Oh, yeah. You look at me quite often.
-I...do. -Uh-huh.
-Why don't you show me one of your moves?
-Do the centipede.
[ Disco music playing ]
-♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Pow, pow ♪
♪ Uh, unh-unh-unh-unh-unh-unh ♪
♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh-unh ♪
♪ Ba ba unh-unh-unh-unh ♪
♪ Oh, uh, uh, oh ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪
Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I can't take much more of that.
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry you're in the way of my musk.
-That was uncanny.
The two of you, I have to say,
I can't stand in the way of an amazing --
-We got something, Tony. The two of us got something.
-You should be together. -I think so, too.
-In fact, you should lift her up over your head.
[ Laughter ]
Because that's what I used to do.
-Oh, God, I tell you. -Really? Let me see you do that
and then I will see you're doing it correctly.
-Lift me up, Tony. Lift me up. Show him, Tony.
-Girl, you know I got bursitis.
-Come on, Tony. Pick me up, baby.
-Come on, baby. -Here we go, Tony.
And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Got it, Tony.
Up! Oh, get it, Tony.
Get it, get it, get it, Tony.
-Yes! -Oh.
-Your turn.
-Get it. Unh, unh-unh.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Oh. Oh, my God.
[ Audience cheers ]
Oh, yes.
Oh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
[Buzzer ]
-Oh, I had fun with Tiffany here today.
-You did good.
-Everybody, give it up for Tiffany Coyne!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-She was good.
♪♪
-That was exciting. -Hm.
-It really was.
Also, to compound the horrible things
that happened during that game, I almost drank out of this mug.
-Oh, no. -Oh.
-I went -- I was, like --
[ Sputtering ]
-Yeah, no we've got to fix that up.
-So there's a fair amount of tea on this table right now.
[ Gagging ]
[ Laughter ]
-As I went to lift Wayne, I could actually hear
my wife in the green room going,
"No!"
[ Laughter ]
-But he got me up.
-Yeah, he did get you up. -Well...
-It was very...
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now we play a game called "Props."
This is for all four of our performers and two pairs.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Colin and Wayne, these are your props.
And Ryan and Jonathan.
[ Grunting ] -Oh, my God, what?
-Get -- Oh, alright.
So the way that this game works
is that each team has got a different set of props.
They've got to use them in as many interesting ways
as they possibly can.
So Ryan and Jonathan, whenever you're ready,
take it away.
-Sir, your check.
-Ah, thank you.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Ah, can't wait for this Jiffy Pop to finish.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-I'm telling you, we're going to have more oil
than you've ever seen in your life.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-It's only cold enough for one nipple.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-I'm Gumby's uncle... -Hm.
-Gary. -Gary.
-Gary Gumby. -Nice to meet you.
That's my penis you're shaking. -Oh, gosh.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-Don't worry, Mr. Catelli.
We will blur out your face for security.
-Because I don't want my, you know, identity known.
Ha-choo. -Oh!
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Applause ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Singing hymnal in Latin ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Singing continues ]
[ Buzzer ]
Wow, that's weird, because that was
the collection plate.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Wow.
-Here comes the ship.
[Whooshing]
-Oh.
-[ Imitates boat engine rumbling ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
-I just got to say, I hate these [bleep] things.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
Alright, guys, there's more fun with our
"Whose Line?" crew right after this break.
Stay tuned!
♪♪
Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
We're gonna keep things moving now
with a game called...
"Scenes From a Hat." -"Scenes From a Hat."
-This is for all four of our performers,
so come on down.
Ryan and Colin over there.
Wayne and Jonathan over here.
Before our show, we asked the audience
to write down scenes they wanted to see performed
by our gentlemen players.
I've got those suggestions in my hat right here.
I'm gonna read them out and see what awesome things
you guys come up with. So here we go --
Unlikely commercials for cleaning products.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm Mr. Semi-Clean...
[ Laughter ]
...for when you want it just to be good enough.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-♪ Ba-da, ba-da-ba-bap! ♪
Oh, grave shovel, grave shovel ♪
♪ It's not your fault, but grave shovel ♪
♪ Grave shovel, grave shovel ♪
♪ Someone's gonna die today, hey! ♪
[ Buzzer ]
-Crazy. -Yes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Are you ever work and your coworker
spits in your coffee mug?
[ Laughter ]
Try this!
Ryan Be Gone.
[ Audience oohs ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
It works! It worked!
[ Laughter ]
Inappropriate times... -Oh.
-...to make a weird noise.
-Oh. -Oh.
-Very inappropriate times to make a strange noise.
-Oh, 6:27.
[ Laughter ]
Whoo!
[ Laughter and applause ]
-A literal -- A literal interpretation, yeah.
-[ Sniffles ]
We lay Brother Ezekiah to rest this evening.
[ Farts ]
[ Laughter ]
Mm.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Indistinct conversation ]
-I'll just do the colonoscopy now.
[ Imitates donkey braying ]
[ Laughter ]
-[ Laughing ] W-W-What?
Eeyore?
[ Laughter ]
[ Brays loudly ]
[ Laughter ]
-Does that mean everything's okay?
-Yep.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
-Wall!
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Applause ]
-Go ahead, do a dance for me. Get naked. Get sexy.
-Alright. -Okay, yeah.
[Yelling]
[Crying]
[ Applause ]
Oh.
-Anaconda!
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
-Bad things to say to your partner...
in bed.
[ Laughter ]
-Where's the remote?
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-Mm.
You're still here?
[ Audience oohs ]
Okay.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I've got an air fryer.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
Laughter and applause ]
-Things you don't want to hear
just as the general anesthesia kicks in.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Moans ]
-Alright, let's call it, 11:52.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Wait.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter continues ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Stick around, everybody.
There's more "Whose Line?" right after this.
Stay tuned!
♪♪
-Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
That's our show tonight.
Our winner is the sensational Wayne Brady.
So please join our special guest,
Tiffany Coyne, and read out the credits
as if you are demonstrating the star prizes,
these are the guys, on "Let's Make a Deal."
Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night.
♪♪
-Well, congratulations, audience.
Everyone in the room gets a free Jimmy Mulville.
-Oh.
-Alright, Tiffany, show us what's behind
Curtain Number 1.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We have the cast of "Leave It To Beaver"
from 1956 through 1959.
And behind this curtain...
we have Neil Patrick Harris before the surgery.
[ Laughter ]
-Hey, pick me! Pick me!
-You, the gentleman dressed as celery.
Come on down. -Oh, I'm down, already.
-Oh. -I was down when I did this.
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