1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:03,370 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:06,639 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:10,877 On tonight's show, eats his greens, Wayne Brady. 4 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:13,947 Doesn't eat meat, Gary Anthony Williams. 5 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:16,516 Breast or thigh, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:21,187 And pull his wishbone. It's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:22,822 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,892 Let's make some stuff up! 9 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:27,927 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,696 ♪♪ 11 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:33,333 Hello, everybody. Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway" -- 12 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,035 the show where every single thing's made up, 13 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,603 and the points don't matter. 14 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,271 We have a sensational show for you tonight, 15 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,006 and we're gonna get started right now with a game 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,674 called "Let's Make a Date." 17 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,477 This is for all of our performers, so come on down. 18 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:45,945 [ Cheers and applause ] 19 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,648 Our good friend Gary is appearing on a dating show, 20 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:50,316 and Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are the contestants 21 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:53,119 who are hoping against hope that he will choose one of them. 22 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,255 Each of them has a strange characteristic or identity, 23 00:00:55,288 --> 00:00:56,589 and Gary's gonna ask each of them 24 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,158 about their suitability for a date. 25 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:01,261 In the process, try to figure out who these nutballs are. 26 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:04,831 So, whenever you're ready, Gary, go make yourself a date. 27 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,332 -Bachelor number one, 28 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,701 chocolate is made out of something called cacao, 29 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,071 and that makes it delicious. 30 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,440 What makes you so delicious? 31 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,775 -There's chocolate in me, too -- chocolate on the outside, 32 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,777 chocolate in the inside! Ba-mmm. 33 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,512 Eat me. Ahh! 34 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:20,814 Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! 35 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,583 [ Singsongy voice ] Eat me. Eat myself. Eat me. 36 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:26,553 Whee! 37 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,089 Whee! 38 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,957 [ Laughter and applause ] 39 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:32,792 -Okay, bachelor number two. 40 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,862 They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 41 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,564 How do I get to your heart? 42 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,232 -[ Panting ] 43 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,336 [ Barking ] 44 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:44,871 [ Scottish accent ] Och aye. 45 00:01:44,904 --> 00:01:45,939 [ Panting ] 46 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,740 [ Growls ] 47 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,142 -Aah! Aah! Aah! 48 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:50,677 He love chocolate. He love chocolate. 49 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:54,180 He love chocolate. He love chocolate! 50 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:59,486 -Bachelor number three, if you had to be any number, 51 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,888 what number would you be, and how come? 52 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:03,289 [ Laughter ] 53 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,391 -Any number? 54 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:07,026 [ Laughter and applause ] 55 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,997 Pbht! 56 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:12,499 [ Laughter ] 57 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,506 -Okay. 58 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,307 Bachelor number one... 59 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:22,709 -♪ La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 60 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:24,043 ♪ La-la, la-la, la-la-la ♪ 61 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,311 ♪ La-la, la-la, la, la, la ♪ 62 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,847 Wheeeeee! 63 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,616 ♪ La-la ♪ 64 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,552 Aaaaaahhh! 65 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:33,887 [ Laughter and applause ] 66 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:36,890 -[ Snarls ] -Aah! 67 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:38,858 He love chocolate. He love chocolate. 68 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,760 -Thank you. Bachelor number two, 69 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,629 did you know that a kilt in Scotland 70 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:45,265 doesn't mean that it's dead, like I "kilt" it? 71 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:47,734 -Och aye! [ Pants ] 72 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,068 Oh! 73 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,070 [ Barking ] 74 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,672 -[Bleep] off! 75 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:54,474 [ Laughter and applause ] 76 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:57,977 -Exactly. 77 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,547 Bachelor number three. -Yes? 78 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,515 -I have never ever, ever, ever, 79 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,817 ever seen a chocolate cow before. 80 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,152 -Ohh! 81 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,888 -Have you? -Ohh! 82 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:12,659 -[ Imitating air hissing ] 83 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,427 [ Laughter ] 84 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,331 [Bleep] 85 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,133 [ Imitating air hissing ] 86 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:25,738 Everything's going wrong! 87 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,173 [ Buzzer ] 88 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,142 -Alright. 89 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,710 [ Cheers and applause ] 90 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,548 Gary, would you like to give this a try? 91 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:36,849 -I would like to give it a try. 92 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,653 Wayne was a kid in desperate need 93 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,322 of some hyperactive medicine. 94 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,458 -Yes, I will take that. What did he think people were? 95 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:46,993 -Playground things. 96 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,329 -Yes. -Wow! 97 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:50,630 -Yes. 98 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:53,366 -Colin is a dog. 99 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,235 -Yeah. What kind of dog might he have been? 100 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:56,903 -Naturally, he's, like, a Scottie. 101 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,838 -Yeah. -Yep. 102 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:02,108 -Yeah. -Young Ry-Ry. 103 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:05,745 It was simple -- He was a space astronaut. 104 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:07,747 -Yes. -Who, for some reason, 105 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:11,084 jettisoned a stool out of his butt. 106 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,553 -That's partially right, but I'm gonna take it anyway. 107 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,521 [ Cheers and applause ] 108 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,724 -And what is so strange about that? 109 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:25,965 -Very nice. Very nice. Points for everybody. 110 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:29,369 Intergalactic points for all my men. 111 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,437 Alright, we're gonna move on to a game now that is entitled 112 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:32,839 "Doo-Wop." 113 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,974 This game is for Wayne, Gary, and Colin 114 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,143 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 115 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:39,379 Come on down. 116 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:41,347 Now, what I need from our audience right now -- 117 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:44,384 I need a woman's name. What's a woman's name? 118 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,618 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 119 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,953 Lots of beautiful... 120 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:48,721 Anna. Anna. 121 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:50,323 -Anna. -That's a sweet name. 122 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:52,358 And now I need a category of food. 123 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,060 What is a group of foods? 124 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:56,262 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 125 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,731 Lots of good stuff. Alright. 126 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:00,667 A lot of people here seem to be very into dairy. 127 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,602 We're gonna go with cheese. 128 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:04,637 So the way this game works is that you three 129 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,506 are gonna sing like a doo-wop group from the '50s, 130 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,308 but you're gonna sing about Anna, 131 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:11,911 who died tragically in a cheese-related accident. 132 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:13,479 Whenever you're ready, gentlemen, take it away. 133 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:14,480 -Okay. 134 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,615 [ Slow music plays ] 135 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,017 -♪ Mm, ba-bah ♪ 136 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,719 ♪ Sha-boom, bee ♪ 137 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:22,555 ♪ Sha-dibbity, bah, ya-bah ♪ 138 00:05:22,588 --> 00:05:24,524 ♪ Sha-bom, she-bom ♪ 139 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,926 -♪ Oh, Anna ♪ 140 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,362 ♪ This is what I said ♪ 141 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:31,531 ♪ I used to love her spread ♪ 142 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,867 ♪ On a piece of bread ♪ 143 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:39,572 ♪ She's a chick that I will always miss ♪ 144 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:42,208 ♪ I was her cheese whiz ♪ 145 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:43,643 [ Laughter ] 146 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,745 -♪ Anna, baby ♪ 147 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:47,980 ♪ I miss you, too ♪ 148 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,716 ♪ You tend to remind me of cheese ♪ 149 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:52,618 ♪ By that, I mean you're blue ♪ 150 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:56,556 ♪ I hope you have such a lovely fate ♪ 151 00:05:56,589 --> 00:06:00,960 ♪ I mean, our lives are pretty "grate" ♪ 152 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:03,296 ♪ Sha-bom-bom-bom ♪ 153 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,498 ♪ Sha-bom-bom-bom ♪ 154 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,400 -♪ Sha-doop-boop-boop ♪ 155 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:08,668 -Yeah. -♪ Boop-boop ♪ 156 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,803 ♪ Here comes a cheese joke ♪ 157 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,438 -♪ Dum-bum ♪ 158 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,540 ♪ Sha-dum, bum-bum ♪ 159 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,809 -I'm just so upset. 160 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:19,912 -Tell them why. 161 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:22,014 -Oh, Anna. 162 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,283 You did what you pleased. 163 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:28,788 You used to make paintings totally out of cheese. 164 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,623 You drowned in cheese paint. 165 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,658 I know it's kind of daft. 166 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:37,430 ♪ But when I think of you, I'll think of arts and "Kraft" ♪ 167 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:39,766 -♪ Anna ♪ -[ Crying ] 168 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,201 -♪ Please, baby, please ♪ 169 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,504 ♪ This is what happens when you insist we rhyme ♪ 170 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:47,306 ♪ about friggin' cheese ♪ -Cheese! 171 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,877 -♪ Oh, you hoped that this [bleep] would be better ♪ 172 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:59,118 ♪ But no, dot, dot, dot, ha-ha, cheddar ♪ 173 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,987 [ Music ends, cheers and applause ] 174 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,555 -Hey, don't go anywhere. 175 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,624 There's more "Whose Line" right after this. 176 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,058 Stay tuned. 177 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:11,631 ♪♪ 178 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,433 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 179 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:16,269 It's time to play a game that is entitled "Whose Line?" 180 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:19,272 This game is for Ryan and Colin, so come on down. 181 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:20,740 Before the show, we asked our audience 182 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,175 to write down random line suggestions. 183 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,977 We've chosen a few, and I've got them here. 184 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,013 And, Ryan, these are yours. -Thank you. 185 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:28,648 -And, Colin, those are yours. 186 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:29,882 You can pull them out of your pockets 187 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,684 and use them at your leisure during the scene, 188 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,453 whenever you feel ready. -Alright. 189 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,121 -And the scene you're gonna be acting out is that -- 190 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:38,391 Oh, it's a very complex scene. Colin, you're Peter Pan. 191 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:39,725 -Oh. -And Ryan is Wendy. 192 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,360 -Ah! -Enjoy. 193 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,231 -Wendy. -What? 194 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:46,566 -All the Lost Boys are saying 195 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,201 you're spending too much time primping, 196 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,869 instead of looking after us and mothering us, 197 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:52,605 like you're supposed to. -Do you mind if I put on a robe? 198 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,073 [ Scoffs ] 199 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:57,009 -What does that say, that I didn't even notice? 200 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,544 -Then why don't you leave if you're not happy 201 00:07:58,578 --> 00:07:59,912 with the way things are around here? 202 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:02,148 -Well, this is my place. -It's not your place anymore. 203 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:04,584 -What are you saying? -I've taken over. 204 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,018 -Wendy! -Yes. 205 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:07,453 What? How? 206 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,957 -Now it's called Wendy's. 207 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,559 Everyone's gonna want to come here. 208 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:14,894 -Really? -Especially late at night, 209 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,896 when they're hungry. [ Laughter ] 210 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:19,932 You're old news. People around the village talk about you now. 211 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,335 When they think of Peter Pan, they think to themselves... 212 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,537 "Get a load of these melons." 213 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,339 [ Laughter ] Sorry. My robe -- 214 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:27,740 -Why are you so obsessed with your -- 215 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:29,475 -My robe opened! I'm sorry. 216 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,478 -You cannot take over Neverland. 217 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,680 -Oh, can't I? -That doesn't impress me. 218 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,383 I'm not growing up. [ Laughter ] 219 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,785 -Are you growing out? -No! 220 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:43,122 The number-one rule, right here. Rules of Neverland. 221 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:46,893 That's not even legal in Alabama. 222 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:50,096 You can't take over Alabama. You can't take over Neverland. 223 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:53,466 -Tell me what's legal in Alabama, Peter. 224 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,434 -I've never actually been to Alabama. 225 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,470 -Peter, I think I'm falling in love with you. 226 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,639 -Oh, but [Crows] 227 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:02,375 We-- [ Laughs ] 228 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,911 I was just cock-crowing. 229 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,746 -Oh, were you? -I was. 230 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,614 I-I don't understand you. 231 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,016 You want to take over Neverland. 232 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,083 Now you say you're in love with me? 233 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,885 -That's right, Peter. Oh! 234 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,320 I suppose you saw my tattoo. 235 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:17,323 My tramp stamp, if you will. 236 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:19,592 You might as well have a look at it. 237 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,794 -"You've been a bad boy." -Yes. 238 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,462 You have been a bad boy. 239 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,265 [ Laughter ] 240 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,934 -Well, I guess. 241 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:30,603 -My tattoo is just assuming. -Yes. Well, I'm guessing 242 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:31,971 if that's where you are when you're reading it, 243 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:34,840 you're being a bad boy. -That's true. 244 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:38,611 -Oh, this is the most bestest, most wonderful day ever. 245 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,179 I just have to shout to the world. 246 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:41,547 [ Crowing ] 247 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,649 Your mom is so hot! 248 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,051 [ Buzzer ] 249 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,253 -Really? 250 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:49,221 [ Cheers and applause ] 251 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,494 -Great work, gentlemen. I'll have your points 252 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,363 sent to your dressing rooms after the show. 253 00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:00,399 -Oh! -Please tip your waiter. 254 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,968 Alright, now we're gonna play a game entitled 255 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,637 "Irish Drinking Song." This game is for all four of you 256 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:07,039 with help from Laura Hall on the piano. 257 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:10,042 And what I need from our audience is a suggestion. 258 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,944 I need a suggestion of an interesting place 259 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,346 to meet your mate. 260 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:16,315 What is an interesting place to meet your lover or mate? 261 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,450 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 262 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,951 Lots of exciting places. 263 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,153 You guys are super-weird. 264 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,622 I got a lot of interesting suggestions, 265 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,056 but I'm going to go with job interview. 266 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,858 You met your lover at a job interview. 267 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:28,861 -That is interesting. -It is, isn't it? 268 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,463 Whenever you're ready. 269 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,598 Let's hear the "I met my lover at a job interview... 270 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,666 -Job interview. 271 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,167 -[ Laughing ] Irish... 272 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,869 -♪ Ohhh ♪ 273 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:40,640 ♪ Eidy-didy-didy-didy, eidy-didy-die ♪ 274 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,808 -[ Irish accent ] ♪ I took an ad out in the paper ♪ 275 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,777 -[ Irish accent ] ♪ I had to fill out the forms ♪ 276 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,646 -♪ Who showed up at my door? ♪ 277 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,447 -♪ It was against the norm ♪ 278 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,549 -♪ She was beautiful ♪ 279 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,318 -♪ I couldn't believe my eyes ♪ 280 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,320 -♪ I said, "Have a seat" ♪ 281 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,888 -♪ And have a cheese pie ♪ 282 00:10:55,921 --> 00:11:00,226 ♪ Oh, eidy-didy-didy-didy, eidy-didy-die ♪ 283 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,395 -♪ She ate and ate and ate it ♪ 284 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,230 -♪ Boy, she loved her cheese ♪ 285 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:06,399 -♪ I hired her right on the spot ♪ 286 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,167 -♪ I married her on my knees ♪ 287 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,236 -♪ And then the very next morning ♪ 288 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,338 -♪ She was eating more cheese ♪ 289 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:14,073 -♪ Because she had a problem ♪ 290 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:16,175 ♪ And was like, "Cheese, please!" ♪ 291 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,845 ♪ Oh, eidy-didy-didy-didy, eidy-didy-die ♪ 292 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,248 -♪ Well, she started to put weight on ♪ 293 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:24,650 -♪ I decided then to go ♪ 294 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,385 -♪ Even more in love with her ♪ 295 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,421 -♪ I still couldn't take no more ♪ 296 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,656 -♪ And then she ate some more cheese ♪ 297 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,725 -♪ Bigger by the ton ♪ 298 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,493 -♪ She was more to love ♪ 299 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,462 -♪ And so much more fun ♪ 300 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:40,766 ♪ Oh, eidy-didy-didy-didy, eidy-didy-die ♪ 301 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,802 -♪ Well, we broke up ♪ 302 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,704 -♪ Alas, called HR ♪ 303 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,739 -♪ That's the way life goes ♪ 304 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,974 -♪ I covered myself with tar ♪ 305 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,043 -♪ Then I left the country ♪ 306 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,012 -♪ Put feathers on me ♪ 307 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,914 -♪ Never again to see her ♪ 308 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,615 -♪ I'm just gonna say "cheese" ♪ 309 00:11:56,649 --> 00:12:00,653 ♪ Oh, eidy-didy-didy-didy, eidy-didy-die ♪ 310 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,222 ♪ Oh, eidy-didy-didy-didy ♪ 311 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:11,397 ♪ Eidy-didy-die ♪ 312 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:14,300 [ Music ends, cheers and applause ] 313 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:20,306 -Nailed it! 314 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,041 -We're gonna move on now, my friends, 315 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:27,012 to a game that is entitled "Scenes from a Hat." 316 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,181 All of our performers. Come on down. 317 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,484 Ryan and Colin are there. Wayne and Gary are here. 318 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,619 Now, before our show, we asked our audience 319 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:34,854 to write down some scenes they wanted 320 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,222 to see acted out by our performers. 321 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,957 I've got those suggestions in this hat right here, 322 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,726 and I'm gonna read them at. Here it comes. 323 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,163 "If everyone in nature shows were drunk." 324 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:49,034 -I'm in quicksand. 325 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,336 [ Laughter ] 326 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:53,739 [ Buzzer ] 327 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,778 -[ Slurred ] The male -- The male mongoose 328 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,479 really can't tell the difference 329 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,916 between a -- a snake and my penis. 330 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,918 [ Laughter ] 331 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,620 [ Buzzer ] 332 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:15,127 -"Unlikely things to see on a home-improvement show." 333 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,929 -Well, that's the end of the show today. 334 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,566 This is Rob Cardry saying two big thumbs up. 335 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,767 Up. 336 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,868 [ Laughter ] 337 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,470 [ Buzzer ] See you next time. 338 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,141 -Okay, let's have a look at your brand-new bathroom. 339 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,976 -Alright. 340 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,146 -Okay, the crew cannot use this bathroom! 341 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,948 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 342 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:42,488 -"The world's worst cosmetics commercials." 343 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,625 -You too can look like this. 344 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,494 [ Laughter ] 345 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:51,730 With this special toner and your eye product... 346 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,799 [ Buzzer ] ...just three times a day. 347 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,167 [ Laughter and applause ] 348 00:13:58,637 --> 00:13:59,772 Youthful. 349 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:03,042 Magnificent. Gorgeous. 350 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:06,412 [ Laughter ] 351 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:10,549 Ug-ley from [bleep] 352 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,651 [ Laughter ] 353 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,186 Ug-ley [bleep] 354 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,590 -Ask for it by name. Ug-ley [bleep] 355 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,124 [ Laughter ] 356 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,864 When we say "liquid," 357 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:27,700 we mean "lick with"... 358 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,702 as in lick with your tongue. 359 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,737 -Aah! 360 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,372 [ Buzzer ] -Do it! 361 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,641 -No. 362 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,710 -Why am I always picked for those ones? 363 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:41,413 [ Laughter ] 364 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,781 -"The worst times to forget 365 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,650 you're still wearing a microphone." 366 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,685 [ Laughter ] 367 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,461 -Whee! Whee! 368 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,729 [ Laughter ] 369 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,564 Whee! Whee! 370 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,299 [ Buzzer ] 371 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,768 -Okay, alright, I'm done now. 372 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,770 Alright. Oh, the cameras were still on. 373 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:08,774 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 374 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,175 -Don't go anywhere. 375 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:13,545 There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 376 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,547 Stick around. 377 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,953 ♪♪ 378 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,388 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 379 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,722 Let's keep the show going now, 380 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,491 with a game entitled "Greatest Hits." 381 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:26,859 This is a game for all four performers, 382 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,961 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 383 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:31,363 on piano and guitar. Come on down, guys. 384 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,198 The way this works is that Ryan and Colin 385 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:34,967 are two television voiceover artists, 386 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,102 talking about the latest compilation album. 387 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,170 Wayne and Gary are gonna sing snippets 388 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:39,505 of the songs on that album. 389 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,074 And what I need is a suggestion from the audience. 390 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,844 What is a type of person who might come rescue you? 391 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,213 What type of person might come rescue you? 392 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,481 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 393 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,017 -Oh, how about a lifeguard? 394 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,485 -Oh! -Yes. 395 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,421 So, the name of this album is called 396 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,524 "Songs of the Lifeguard." 397 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,093 -We'll be back to our naked movie remake 398 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:05,197 "The Devil Wears Nada" in just a second. 399 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,599 Is there anything better than rock 'n' roll? 400 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,234 -Pudding. Pudding. 401 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,970 -Yes, in some instances. -Pudding's better than any-- 402 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,438 I don't care. You could just leave a blank there, 403 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,039 and I'm gonna say "pudding," 404 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,475 because there's nothing better than pudding. 405 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,177 Like to put it on a cracker. -Yeah. 406 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,379 -I put it on a cracker. "Puddin'' on the Ritz. 407 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,348 [ Laughter ] 408 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,419 -No, that's good! 409 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,521 Anyway, one of the great lifeguard rock 410 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,858 'n' roll hits is featured on this album. 411 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,626 And it is a beautiful one -- 412 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,895 "Sunburns and Sand." 413 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,797 [ Rock music plays ] 414 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:43,469 ♪♪ 415 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,537 -Old time rock 'n' roll. -Yeah, it is. 416 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,607 -♪ Now, let me tell you, darling, you won't understand ♪ 417 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,276 ♪ I came out here, put myself in the sand ♪ 418 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,446 ♪ I'm on a little blanket and getting sun ♪ 419 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,816 ♪ But then I didn't flip, and now I'm well-done ♪ 420 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,386 ♪ It's a little fact you don't understand ♪ 421 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:03,655 ♪ Two things that don't mix, sunburn and the sand ♪ 422 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,225 ♪ You know, he's right, you got to know what he mean ♪ 423 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,561 ♪ I used some SPF, baby, 15 ♪ 424 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,498 ♪ It didn't matter much, baby, in the end ♪ 425 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,401 ♪ Even though I got some very chocolaty dark skin ♪ 426 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:18,337 ♪ Like he said there, son, that you can't understand ♪ 427 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,306 ♪ Never be a black man with sunburn and the sand ♪ 428 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,343 -♪ We got a sunburn, burn in the sand ♪ 429 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,312 ♪ We got a sunburn, burn in the sand ♪ 430 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,582 ♪ We got a sunburn, burn in the sand ♪ 431 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,452 ♪ Oh, it isn't good for -- for a black man ♪ 432 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,555 ♪ And, oh, let me tell you, now, how can it go? ♪ 433 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:39,191 ♪ I'm looking like a powder-covered Oreo ♪ 434 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,561 ♪ Because the skin outside, it can't be ♪ 435 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,097 ♪ Two things that mix not right for me ♪ 436 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,698 -♪ Yeah ♪ 437 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,833 That would be... 438 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:53,872 ♪ The sun and the sand ♪ 439 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,142 [ Music ends, cheers and applause ] 440 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,880 -Powder-covered Oreo. -Yeah. 441 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,283 You know, Colin, when I like to romance a lady -- 442 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:05,651 And I say a lady. -I know. 443 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,086 -When I like to romance a lady, 444 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,787 I like to get a nice bottle of wine, 445 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,689 turn the lights down a little low, 446 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,392 and put on some good old ragtime. 447 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,128 And, you know, when I think ragtime songs, 448 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,930 and I think lifeguards, I think of that one 449 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,399 that was on the top of the ragtime charts 450 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:24,837 for over three weeks straight, that ragtime hit, "Kelp"! 451 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,206 [ Ragtime plays ] 452 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,741 -Now we're really taking it back old school, huh? 453 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,076 -Alright. 454 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,745 [ Vocalizing ] 455 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,382 -[ Vocalizing ] 456 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,320 ♪♪ 457 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,055 Take it, Charlie. 458 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:47,359 -♪ Some people like to get their greeneries from a cat ♪ 459 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,861 -Uh-huh! 460 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,363 -♪ But I like to get mine from nature's bounty ♪ 461 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,432 ♪ Whole foods, right in the sand ♪ 462 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,033 -Oh. 463 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,236 ♪ Some people like their greeneries ♪ 464 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,938 ♪ I mean people like you and me ♪ 465 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:05,444 ♪ But, myself, I like to take the weed that grows in the sea ♪ 466 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:10,782 -♪ Because I'm thinking about kelp ♪ 467 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:15,787 ♪ Yep, we're singing about kelp ♪ 468 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,624 ♪ Not the spinach from a can off Popeye or as big a man ♪ 469 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,659 -♪ Now, if you are a whale ♪ 470 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:24,963 ♪ And you're swimming right along under the ocean ♪ 471 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,901 ♪ You swim by that green stuff, and you would get a notion ♪ 472 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,302 Tell them what it is, Charlie! 473 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:35,307 -♪ I would like kel-el-el-ppp! ♪ 474 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,708 One more time. 475 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:40,879 ♪ We would like ke-el-el-hmm ♪ 476 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:44,716 -♪ Waahhh ♪ 477 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,818 [ Music ends, cheers and applause ] 478 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,955 -Hey, hey, hey. I'll tell you who won our show 479 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,290 right after this short break. 480 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,525 Don't move. We have more "Whose Line" right after this. 481 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,931 ♪♪ 482 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,500 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" That's our show. 483 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,702 Tonight's winners are Colin Mochrie and Wayne Brady. 484 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,003 So, please, read out the credits 485 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,306 as if you are dashing "Star Trek" officers 486 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,709 flirting with sexy alien women Ryan and Gary. 487 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,411 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 488 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,179 ♪♪ 489 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,348 -Have you ever slept with a Romulan? 490 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,418 -No, I haven't. -Would you like to? 491 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,453 -I guess I would. 492 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:25,224 -Highly illogical. -Be careful of my -- Oh. 493 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,792 -I think I found a good one here. 494 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,427 -Oh. -Oh! 495 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,163 -Oh, I'm getting Earth. -Earth! 496 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,931 -Stardate 525. 497 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,733 I think she may go out with me. 498 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:37,035 -Me-me-me-me-me-me. 499 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,038 -Meld. We are one. We are one together. 500 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,307 I am you, and you are me. 501 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,477 --