1 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:02,369 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:05,772 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:10,644 On tonight's show -- "Field of Dreams," Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:13,614 "The Revenant," Greg Proops, 5 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:16,383 "Million Dollar Baby," Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:22,256 and "Mighty Ducks 2" -- it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:25,292 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up! 8 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:28,629 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,899 Hey, everybody. 10 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:34,101 Hello and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 11 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:35,903 the show where everything is made up 12 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,204 and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,572 We've got a great show for you tonight, 14 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,307 so let's get started with a game entitle "Questions." 15 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:42,910 This is for all four of our performers, in two pairs. 16 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,912 Come on down. Greg and Ryan will be there. 17 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:47,648 Colin and Wayne will be here. Grab your hats and wigs. 18 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,449 Now, the way that this game works is that 19 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:50,751 Wayne and Greg will begin a scene, 20 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,419 but they can only speak in questions. 21 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,154 I'll buzz when someone makes a mistake, 22 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:55,989 and then the person behind them has to step in 23 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,024 and take their place. 24 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,458 However, each time they come in, 25 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,427 they have to assume a different character 26 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:03,096 according to the wig or hat that they're wearing. 27 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:05,198 The scene you'll be acting out is entitled 28 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:08,101 "Passions Erupt at an Office Christmas Party." 29 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,504 [ Laughter ] 30 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:16,510 -Would you like me to probe your inner space? 31 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:21,315 -UFO? 32 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,749 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 33 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,251 -Fresh. 34 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,953 [ Laughter ] 35 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:32,059 [ Laughter ] 36 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:35,195 -What do you look like? 37 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:36,563 [ Laughter and applause ] 38 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:39,733 -Would you like to touch me? 39 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,836 -Would you like to make some bacon? 40 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,338 -Would you like to pork? 41 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,506 -Oh! 42 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:48,275 -[ Chuckles ] [ Buzzer ] 43 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,177 [ Laughter and applause ] 44 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:54,181 -[ High-pitched ] Where's all the chicks? 45 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:56,316 -Do you his-- 46 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,684 [ Buzzer ] 47 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,820 [ Laughter and applause ] 48 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:04,458 -Do you know you look like hell? 49 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,293 -Who has summoned Satan? 50 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,962 -If you could see your eyes right now, you'd freak out. 51 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,831 -Not a question. [ Laughs ] 52 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,299 [ Buzzer ] 53 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,836 [ Laughter and applause ] 54 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:18,271 -So what's new? 55 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,140 -What's new with you?! 56 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,742 -How come you look so bad? 57 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:25,679 -Isn't it apparent to you, I'm on Via-a-a-gra! 58 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,881 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 59 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:33,720 -Morgan Freeman! Would you sign this? 60 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,723 [ Laughter and applause ] -How did you know me? 61 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,525 -Why are you here at the office party? 62 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:40,994 -I-I-I -- Well, it's -- [ Buzzer ] 63 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,330 Take your pen. Take your pen. Take the pen, too. 64 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,298 -Thank you. Space work. That's what we do. 65 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,333 -Yes. 66 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,102 -Oy! Is it hot in here or is it me? 67 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,637 -Are you schvitzing? 68 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,406 -Am I? 69 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,274 [ Laughter ] 70 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:55,575 [ Buzzer ] 71 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,911 [ Laughter and applause ] 72 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,579 -Want to play with some snowballs? 73 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,314 [ Laughter ] 74 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,883 [ Buzzer ] 75 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,355 -Aren't you in the wrong country? 76 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,791 -[ Cockney accent ] Well, does it look like to you 77 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,292 that I'm on the correct country? 78 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,628 -Is that an accent, or are you having a stroke? 79 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,463 [ Laughter ] 80 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:17,998 -Aren't you the sly -- 81 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,367 [ Buzzer ] Okay. 82 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,903 [ Laughter and applause ] 83 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:31,878 -Welcome back the lovely 84 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,547 and talented Mr. Greg Proops, everybody. 85 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,614 -Greg Proops! 86 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:38,218 [ Cheers and applause ] 87 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,188 -Fresh out of the pen. 88 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:44,658 -Yes. Still got his suit he had when they took him in. 89 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:48,328 -Oh, yeah. It's the one I wore to my hearing. 90 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:51,865 -And I defended him. [ Laughter ] 91 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,100 -Our game is entitled "Film Dub." 92 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,801 This game is for all four of you lovely gentlemen. 93 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:57,304 Come on down. Take a look at the screen. 94 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,439 The way this works is that we took an old piece of film. 95 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,674 We removed all the dialogue. 96 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,242 And now Ryan, Colin, Greg, and Wayne 97 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,277 are gonna revoice the clip using their imaginations. 98 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,012 And the scene I'd like to you to improvise, gentlemen, 99 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:09,382 is entitled "Arguing Over Dinner." 100 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:10,784 Take a look. 101 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,152 -Oh, my God. I've got so much to do. 102 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,753 I've got so much. I've got to set the table. 103 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,088 I've got to get the roast out of the oven. 104 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,723 Help me, Cynthia. Help me. I can't get it all done. 105 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,525 -Oh, come on. It's only potatoes. 106 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,193 And they're frozen anyway. 107 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,461 Here, I'll go in the kitchen and do it. 108 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,497 -I would like s-- Mm. [ Laughter ] 109 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:26,733 Here, madam. The potatoes...are gone. 110 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:27,801 Sorry. 111 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,003 -The potatoes are the main part of my dish. 112 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,205 Oh, what am I going to do without the potatoes? 113 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,507 -I'll call. 114 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,308 [ Laughter ] 115 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,144 [ Humming ] 116 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,346 -Hello. Potato Shack. 117 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,948 [ Laughter ] 118 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,016 Can I help you? -Yes. 119 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,252 Is your refrigerator running? 120 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:46,987 Maybe you should catch it! 121 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,121 [ Laughter ] 122 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,789 -I would love some potatoes. 123 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,725 -You see, it's a play on words. 124 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,161 Your refrigerator isn't actually running. 125 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,662 -You know what's gonna be running 126 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:58,031 when I come over there and beat your ass. 127 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,033 -Oh! Well, that's simply not on. 128 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,301 [ Laughter and applause ] 129 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,136 -Oh, this -- It is a total disaster! 130 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,205 -Oh, stop. Stop this. I'm getting a drink! 131 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:08,408 -Oh! Why would I ever take on a potato dinner like this? 132 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,043 I'm so above my base here. 133 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,678 -We're out of vodka! 134 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,281 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 135 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:17,817 [ Cheers and applause ] 136 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,955 -Potato Shack. -Potato Shack. 137 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:23,523 ♪ Come on down to Potato Shack ♪ 138 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:24,958 ♪ Potatoes ♪ 139 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,327 -♪ When you want to hear a white lady who sounds black ♪ 140 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,930 ♪ Come on down to the Potato Shack ♪ 141 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,264 You'd better eat 'em all 142 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:34,267 or I'm gonna come over and beat your ass! 143 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,769 -[ Laughs ] 144 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,238 We're going to come to a game now entitled "Scene the Music." 145 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,973 This game is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne. 146 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,308 So come this way! 147 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,475 The way this game works 148 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,644 is that you three are gonna act out a scene. 149 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:45,979 We're gonna start normally 150 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,881 and then we're gonna supply some music for you. 151 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:50,050 And then you'll act according to whatever the music is 152 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,152 that starts playing when it comes on. 153 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,754 The scene that you'll be acting out is that Ryan and Colin, 154 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:58,425 you're two teens shoplifting in a supermarket when, suddenly, 155 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:01,528 store detective Wayne catches you red-handed. 156 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,230 Remember, at some point, some music will come in 157 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,965 and you'll act according to the music that you hear. 158 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,032 Take it away. 159 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,334 -[ Whispering ] What's it look like? 160 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:08,969 -[ Whispering ] It's all clear. It's all clear. 161 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,003 -There's a camera over here. 162 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,338 I'm just gonna cover up the camera 163 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,540 while you put the chocolate bars in your pants. 164 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,575 -All right. -[ Whistling ] 165 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:18,078 [ Laughter ] -Got 'em. I got them all. 166 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,746 -We're ready to go? -Yeah! 167 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,349 -I want to get a lighter so we can start a fire later. 168 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:23,450 -Oh! -Oh. 169 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,118 -Oh. Hello. 170 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,820 -Hi. 171 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,422 [ Italian folk music plays ] 172 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:32,359 -[ As Don Corleone ] You boys come into my -- my store. 173 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:35,328 [ Laughter and applause ] 174 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:36,997 I saw you. 175 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:41,468 I gave you a chance to -- to not do what you're about to do. 176 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:44,604 But the thing is about expectations -- 177 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,440 Somebody always doesn't meet them. 178 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,742 [ Laughter and applause ] 179 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,111 -What -- What you think, we're here for your amusement? 180 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,445 -Yeah. You think that? -You think that? 181 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,947 -What, we make you laugh? -Yeah. No, no, no, we're not. 182 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,348 -What, we're funny? We're gonna make you laugh? 183 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,883 Is that what you're saying? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 184 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,351 -I got a lighter! 185 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,421 [ Up-tempo jazz rock plays ] 186 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,789 -Listen, fellas. 187 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:06,159 I think you may want to put down the stuff that you've got, 188 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,662 or else the gig is up and we're outta here. 189 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,531 [ Laughter and applause ] 190 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,199 You're eatin' the merchandise! 191 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:15,568 -Yeah, that's right! You have no evidence now. 192 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,337 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 193 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:21,675 -Look, I'm... I'm sorry if we took things. 194 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:25,312 My...The power's been cut off at home, and I took the lighter 195 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:29,082 so I could warm my baby brothers and my mother. 196 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,384 -I'm so sorry. I... 197 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:34,020 -I've broken every bone in my body twice. 198 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:37,023 I'm just standing through gumption. 199 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:39,759 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Dramatic music plays ] 200 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:42,962 My God. I have an erection. [ Laughter ] 201 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,365 -Not just any erection! 202 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,534 That's the b-- Ow! -Sorry. 203 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:50,103 -Turn that... Listen. 204 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,471 -Thank God for cargo pants. 205 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:55,241 -You two, you take that, and you go out into the world 206 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,644 and you show them what for. 207 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,813 -There's nothing we can't do with an erection like that. 208 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,549 -There's nothing you can't do, gentlemen. 209 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:06,286 Nothing. Just point toward the North Star. 210 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,054 [ Laughter and applause ] 211 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,689 Godspeed. 212 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,624 [ Buzzer ] 213 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,627 [ Cheers and applause ] 214 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:17,464 [ Music continues ] 215 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:19,032 -All right. Don't move. 216 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,034 There's more "Whose Line" after these messages. 217 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,402 Stay tuned. 218 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,774 [ Cheers and applause ] 219 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:29,809 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 220 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:32,212 We're gonna play a game now entitled "Sound Effects." 221 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:35,582 This game is for Ryan and Colin, so come on down. 222 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,951 We're also gonna need the help of two volunteers 223 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,086 from our audience, so let's find them now! 224 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,422 [ Cheers and applause ] Who are they? 225 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,457 Who are they? Who are they? 226 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,626 Hey, hi. What's your name? -Craig. 227 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,895 -Craig! Head up on the stage! 228 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,164 Who else, who else, who else? 229 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,333 Hi! 230 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,969 Hi. What's your name? -Meera. 231 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,404 -Come with me, Meera. 232 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,305 Meera! [ Cheers and applause ] 233 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:03,009 Follow me, Meera. 234 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,044 All right. Here we go. 235 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,180 The way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 236 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,581 are gonna perform a scene. 237 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,049 Craig and Meera are gonna provide the sound effects, 238 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,618 but only when prompted to do so. 239 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,420 Craig, you'll do the sounds for Colin. 240 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,522 And, Meera, you're gonna do the sounds for Ryan. 241 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,890 And here's the scene. 242 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,427 Ryan and Colin are Marines whose motorboat runs aground 243 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:23,863 on a mysterious island full of weird and dangerous animals. 244 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,366 Okay? Whenever you're ready, take it away. 245 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,135 -I suggest we should set out for our nautical maneuverers. 246 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,070 -Yep. Let's go in the motorboat. -All righty. Step in. 247 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,273 -Boy, budget cuts have really screwed up the Marines a little, 248 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,307 haven't they? 249 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,242 -It'll be hard to land a plane on this. 250 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,777 -All right. Let me just start our motor. 251 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,113 -Pshhh! -Oh! 252 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,815 Are you all right? Are you okay? 253 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,917 -Someone shot at me! -Oh, no! 254 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,552 Get on this side. What the hell? 255 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,654 The maneuverers have already started. 256 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:50,256 Here we are. Step foot on land. 257 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,125 Ah. 258 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,194 Let me, uh, let me get the machine gun out. 259 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,495 -Pt-chh! 260 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,531 -Oh. Here's the shotgun. There's the shotgun. 261 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,868 Let me get the machine gun now. Careful. It's already cocked. 262 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,303 -All right. [ Laughter ] 263 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,205 Just in case we get in trouble, 264 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,673 I'm gonna test out my machine gun. 265 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:07,874 Step back. -All right. 266 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,443 -Pk-chh-chh-chh. [ Laughter and applause ] 267 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,178 -Got water in it. -Yeah. 268 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,880 -Let me see if my shotgun's any better. 269 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,914 I wouldn't do that. 270 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:15,915 -What? -Wouldn't do that. 271 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,750 -What's the worst that could happen? 272 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,085 -Well, let me see if I can -- 273 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,186 -Pop. 274 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,388 -Oh! [ Laughter ] 275 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,624 -I'll just pick up the cork. 276 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,626 -All right. [ Laughter and applause ] 277 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,762 Wait! Do you hear that? 278 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,030 -What? 279 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,732 -An odd music coming from in the trees. 280 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,067 -Nope. Don't hear it. 281 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,768 -No. Listen. [ Laughter ] 282 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,738 It's very faint, but listen closely. 283 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:39,939 -H-- -No. Don't hear it. 284 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,008 -Be quiet. It's... 285 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,878 You were right. Sorry. 286 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,012 [ Laughter ] 287 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,847 [ Laughing ] Thought I'd give it a second chance. 288 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,716 -Hey, do we know anything about this island at all? 289 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,184 -I don't think so. 290 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,520 Wait. I've got an instructional video in here 291 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,355 that'll tell us all about the island. 292 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,224 -You brought a Blu-ray with you? -Yeah. 293 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,792 This will tell us all about the island. 294 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,094 -All right. 295 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,929 -Beware of tigers. 296 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,831 [ Laughter ] -Beware of tigers?! 297 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,100 [ Laughter and applause ] That's good to know! 298 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,167 That's good to know. 299 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,136 [ Cheers and applause ] 300 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,138 My God. Look! 301 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,007 That's the biggest tiger I've ever seen. 302 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,776 -Meow. [ Laughter and applause ] 303 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,611 -Don't trust him. -I don't know. 304 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,280 Seems kind of sexy. -No. 305 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,548 [ Laughter ] 306 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,716 -Wait! Now I hear that music. 307 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:25,552 -P-chh, p-chh, p-chh, p-chh... -♪ La, la-la, la-la, la-la ♪ 308 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,287 -See? You hear it that time? -I did! 309 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,390 It must be putting a musical to appease the tiger! 310 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,959 -We'd better head into the jungle and see what's going on. 311 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,794 I've got my machine gun. -I'm just gonna to radio back 312 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,296 and say we're going to investigate it more. 313 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,498 -Pssh-shh, p-shh, wha-wha-wha.... 314 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,700 -Hey, anyone there? -No. 315 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,035 -Okay. [ Laughter ] 316 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,137 -We're good? -Yeah. 317 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,606 We are so screwed. 318 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,509 [ Buzzer ] [ Cheers and applause ] 319 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,811 -Thank you. -Craig and Meera, everybody! 320 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,546 Craig and Meera! 321 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,448 Thank you, guys. 322 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,484 Thank you. Craig and Meera, everybody. 323 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:02,555 [ Cheers and applause ] 324 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,292 -♪ La, la-la, la-la, la-la ♪ 325 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,627 [ Laughter ] 326 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,962 -You didn't say what kind of music. 327 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,698 -Tribal, apparently. 328 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,367 -They were shooting "La La Land 2" in that jungle. 329 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:19,439 Next up is a game entitled "Scenes From a Hat." 330 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:22,208 This game is for all four of our performers. 331 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,111 Ryan and Colin are there. Greg and Wayne are here. 332 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,546 Before our show, we asked our audience 333 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,514 to write down some scenes they'd like to see acted out 334 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,616 by our gentlemen performers. 335 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,984 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 336 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,185 I'm gonna read them out. 337 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,720 We'll see what our performers come up with. 338 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,021 Here we go. 339 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:38,024 What the cast of "Sesame Street" does 340 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,560 when the cameras stop rolling. 341 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,662 [ Laughter ] 342 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:46,265 -"Near, far. Near, far." 343 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,768 Who writes this crap? [ Buzzer ] 344 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,137 [ Laughter and applause ] 345 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,408 -"W" is for "Whiskey." 346 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,977 [ Laughter and applause ] 347 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:00,513 [ Buzzer ] 348 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,118 -♪ Where are the hookers in my neighborhood? ♪ 349 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,252 ♪ In my neighborhood ♪ 350 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,854 Oh. [ Buzzer ] 351 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,956 [ Cheers and applause ] 352 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,393 -[ As Snuffleupagus ] I'm here to give a Ted Talk 353 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,628 on positivity and an optimistic outlook. 354 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,796 [ Laughter ] 355 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,766 My life has been changed by the power of "yes." 356 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:23,002 [ Laughter and applause ] 357 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:26,472 -If celebrities were doctors. 358 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,807 [ Laughter ] 359 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,810 -[ As Christopher Walken ] Now...cough. 360 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,645 [ Laughter and applause ] 361 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,047 [ Buzzer ] 362 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,916 -That was pretty good. -Yeah? 363 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,419 [ Laughter ] 364 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,358 -[ As Bill Cosby ] I'm your doctor for the day. 365 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,461 [ Laughter and applause ] 366 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,029 I'll be doing the surgery on you, 367 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,298 but all you've got to do is drink this. 368 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,534 [ Laughter and applause ] 369 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,369 [ Buzzer ] 370 00:13:56,369 --> 00:14:00,006 [ Cheers and applause ] 371 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,511 No. That's my childhood hero. 372 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,547 -[ As Woody Allen ] Little -- I'm a little squeamish. 373 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,916 If you don't mind, if you could perform the operation yourself 374 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,384 and I'll -- I'll just sit over here 375 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,287 and collect the insurance money. [ Laughter ] 376 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,757 [ Normal voice ] Woody Allen, uh, has been an enduring star... 377 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:21,360 [ Laughter and applause ] 378 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,264 I like to say who I'm doing. it cuts down on the chit-chat. 379 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:28,668 [ Buzzer ] [ Laughter and applause ] 380 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,370 -[ As Ed O'Neill ] I give you six weeks. 381 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,539 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 382 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,343 -Inept criminals. 383 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,779 -[ Imitating safe clicking ] 384 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,252 [ Laughter and applause ] 385 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,286 [ Buzzer ] 386 00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:51,591 -Catchphrases that will never catch on. 387 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,925 [ Laughter ] 388 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,762 -Not just smart. Trump smart. 389 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,432 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Buzzer ] 390 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,634 -Yes. -Don't go anywhere. 391 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,803 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 392 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:04,804 right after this. 393 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,972 Stay tuned. 394 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,010 [ Cheers and applause ] 395 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,045 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 396 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:15,381 We're gonna play a game now entitled "Greatest Hits." 397 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,250 This is a game for Colin, Greg, and Wayne, 398 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,451 with the help of Laura Hall 399 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,620 and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 400 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,356 Come on down, boys. Here's how this game works. 401 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,558 Greg and Colin are two television voice-over performers 402 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,693 talking about the latest compilation album. 403 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,129 Wayne's gonna sing snippets of the songs on that album, 404 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:33,232 so what I need from the audience is a suggestion of a place 405 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:34,734 or a thing you would do on vacation. 406 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,236 What's a thing you would do if you were going on vacation? 407 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,172 Give me your best shot, guys! [ Shouting suggestions ] 408 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,775 Nice! Oh, man. You guys are on fire. 409 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,944 A lot of great suggestions, but I'm gonna go with safari. 410 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,881 So, the name of this album is entitled "Songs of the Safari." 411 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,651 -Hey, you ever been on safari? -Have I? No. 412 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,718 -Me neither. 413 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,220 Why don't we sell songs about it? 414 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,521 -All right. [ Laughter ] 415 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,757 -You know, what I love about our CD collections 416 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,892 is we celebrate every style of music. 417 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,694 -You're right there. 418 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,030 -Thanks. [ Laughter ] 419 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,631 But one of my favorite styles -- 420 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,366 and it's just come out recently -- 421 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,935 I think you know what I'm talking about. 422 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,637 -Mm. -Rhythm and booze. 423 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,506 -Wow! -Yeah. 424 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:17,243 It's a new kind of, um, style... 425 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:21,380 where the singer gets really drunk 426 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,951 and then sings a song in a rhythmy-blues style. 427 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,520 -Did you say rhythm and booze? -You heard me. 428 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,455 Rhythm and booze! 429 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,123 [ Laughter ] 430 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:35,194 So sit back and enjoy this great song, "Africa Hot." 431 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,164 [ Laughter ] [ Mid-tempo introduction plays ] 432 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:42,902 ♪♪ 433 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,403 ♪ Shoo-ba-doop ♪ 434 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,805 [ Clears throat ] 435 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,374 [ Laughter ] 436 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:52,945 ♪ I...I confess, I'm a mess ♪ 437 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:57,884 ♪ Oh, there's so many ladies I'd love to p-- impress ♪ 438 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,987 ♪ Back in the States, I'm a 7 ♪ 439 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,688 ♪ That's what I've got ♪ 440 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,824 ♪ But in Africa, I'm a 10 ♪ 441 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,126 ♪ I'm Africa Hot ♪ 442 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,895 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] 443 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:13,799 ♪ But, of course baby, as you walk along the street ♪ 444 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,502 ♪ You... ♪ 445 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,605 [ Laughter and applause ] 446 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,007 ♪ Oh ♪ 447 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,209 ♪ That's what I've got ♪ 448 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,644 ♪ 'Cause, baby, I'm... ♪ 449 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,512 ♪ Africa Hot ♪ 450 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:27,446 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 451 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,948 ♪ Hey, oh, oh ♪ 452 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,918 ♪ Oh, b-b-b-baby, b-b-b... ♪ [ Laughs ] 453 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,419 [ Laughter and applause ] 454 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,622 [ Laughing ] 455 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:37,990 Whoo! 456 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,091 ♪ Oh ♪ 457 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:42,228 ♪ Mm, mm, ooh ♪ 458 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,163 ♪ Ah... ♪ [ Laughs ] 459 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,364 Mm. 460 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,700 [ Exhales deeply ] 461 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,268 [ Music slows, ends ] 462 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,337 [ Exhales deeply ] Hot. 463 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:54,206 [ Laughter and applause ] 464 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,879 -You know, uh, one of Elvis Presley's big movie hits 465 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:03,449 was, um, uh, "Surfing Surf." 466 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:04,717 [ Laughter ] 467 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,918 -I love that. 468 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,753 That was the sequel to "Rock House Rock." 469 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,455 -Yeah, and it took place in Africa. 470 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,756 -Really? -Oh, yeah. 471 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,492 -Uh, and one of the big, big, big songs 472 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:17,196 from, uh, that great movie -- catch it if you can -- 473 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,199 "Pith Helmet in Khakis." [ Laughter ] 474 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,468 [ Up-tempo rock music plays ] 475 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,670 All right, Mama. 476 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:30,209 ♪ Well, what do you dress in when you get ready to go? ♪ 477 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,314 ♪ What you gonna do when it gets wild and... ♪ 478 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,383 [ Laughs ] 479 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,251 -[ Laughs ] 480 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:42,321 [ Music stops ] -Stop and start over again. 481 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,657 I was gonna say something so filthy. 482 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,158 [ Laughter ] 483 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,593 -No, no, no. -Not on this show. 484 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,594 -No. Let's go. 485 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,897 [ Music continues ] 486 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,266 [ Audience cheering, clapping rhythmically ] 487 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,937 ♪ When you're out in the forest ♪ 488 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,606 ♪ Oh, baby, in the jungle too ♪ 489 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,042 ♪ A pair of Levis might be too tight ♪ 490 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,077 ♪ Cause chafing for you ♪ 491 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,480 ♪ Oh, the sun beatin' down on your head ♪ 492 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,316 ♪ Fry your brain until you're dead ♪ 493 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,385 ♪ Oh, you see, here's what you got to wear ♪ 494 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,153 ♪ Take this from me ♪ 495 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,590 ♪ Oh, a pith helmet and khakis ♪ 496 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,992 ♪ To cover up nature's snackies ♪ 497 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,328 [ Laughing ] ♪ That's what you got to wear ♪ 498 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,663 ♪ To -- ♪ [ Laughs ] [ Laughter and applause ] 499 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,699 ♪ Pith, pith, pith ♪ 500 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,035 ♪ Oh, a little pith, pith, pith ♪ 501 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,570 ♪ It's a helmet, it's a pith ♪ 502 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,106 ♪ And then this for when you [bleep] ♪ 503 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,875 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 504 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,110 ♪ It's a pith helmet and khakis ♪ 505 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,514 ♪ Pith helmet and khaki-i-i-is ♪ 506 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,350 ♪ What you gonna wear, 'cause it's too hot for clothes? ♪ 507 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,553 [ Cheers and applause ] 508 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,321 Nature's snackies. 509 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,924 [ Buzzer ] 510 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,561 -Hey, find out who won our show after this short break. 511 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:58,097 There's more "Whose Line" right after this. 512 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,736 [ Cheers and applause ] 513 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,372 -[ Laughing ] Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 514 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,240 That's our show. Tonight, all four of you won today, 515 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,775 so I'd like you to read out the credits 516 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:13,512 as if you're all horror-movie monsters attacking the camera. 517 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,214 Thanks for watching everybody. Good night. 518 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,284 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 519 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:25,291 ♪♪ 520 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:32,264 ♪♪ 521 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,599 -Boo. 522 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,601 [ Laughter ] 523 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:40,840 ♪♪ 524 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,876 -Whaaa! Whaaa! 525 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,512 Whaaa! [ Cheers and applause ] 526 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:50,449 -- Captions by VITAC --