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-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome
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to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
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On tonight's show, springing
into action, Wayne Brady.
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Coiled spring Nyima Funk.
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No spring chicken
Colin Mochrie.
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And noisy bedsprings
Ryan Stiles.
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And I'm Aisha Tyler.
Let's make some stuff up!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh!
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Hey!
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Hey, everybody. Welcome
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" --
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the show where
everything is made up
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and the points don't matter,
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but that never keeps me
from giving them out.
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Yes, everything you see
tonight from our performers
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is completely improvised
off the top of their heads,
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based on the suggestions
from the audience
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and these cards I have
in my hands, right here.
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So, let's get started
with the game
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we call "Weird Newscasters,"
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and this is for all
four of performers.
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So come on down.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Alright.
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In this game, Colin is
the anchor of a news program,
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and Nyima, Ryan, and Wayne
are his co-anchors,
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each of whom is
a strange character.
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Nyima is the co-anchor
and Colin's bitter ex-wife
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dishing the dirt on him.
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Wayne is gonna be
the sportscaster
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who is leading the audience
in a prison break.
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And, Ryan, you are
the weather forecaster
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who is also
the world's angriest mime.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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-So -- So a mime.
-Yeah.
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It's pretty much just like
you always are, buddy.
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Take it away.
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♪♪
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-Welcome to the 6:00 news.
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I'm your anchor, P.T.,
because I don't drink coffee.
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Our top story --
A man was found dead
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in a vat of crushed chickpeas,
lemon juice, and olive oil.
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Police are considering
this a "hummus-cide."
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[ Laughter ]
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-See, you need to be
eating some hummus
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because you know you got
that weight-gaining issue.
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You know what I'm saying,
little Mr. Fat Fatty Fat Fat!
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-Why don't we go over
to my co-anchor...
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the bitch?
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[ Laughter ]
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-Oh, when did you start
referring to yourself
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in the third person?!
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Huh?
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Ooh, but she did.
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Anyway, I just wanted
to let you know that
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whenever you want
to come by the house
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and pick up
your panties, you can.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Can I have what's in them, too?
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And now
let's go over to sports.
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-Hey, so, uh,
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the action is about 6-1.
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6-1.
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It's going down at 6:00.
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If you're with me,
you're with me.
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Alright?
Are you with me?
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[ Whispering ] Come here.
Come here.
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Come here.
We don't have much time.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Alright.
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Alright, you, come here.
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I want you to take one
for the team.
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Stand here and take my place.
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It'll take me about --
Stand right here.
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Stand right here.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-It's true. They really
all do look alike!
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They really do.
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That's a real man, by the way.
-Alright, shut up, shut up!
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-Okay, just saying. Real man.
-My God, you still excite me.
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Okay.
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Now let's see what's happening
in weather with Marcel.
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[ Laughter ]
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It's gonna rain.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, big storm.
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-He's gonna have to put
together a shed for my IKEA.
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[ Laughter,
cheers and applause ]
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-Tsssh!
-Oh.
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-Well, good night,
and good news.
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♪♪
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-What's your name?
What's your name?
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-Steve.
-Steve?
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1,000 points to Steve.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Spend that on something
that's not real.
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Alright,
now we're gonna play a game
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called "Two-Line Vocabulary."
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This is for Colin,
Ryan, and Wayne.
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Come on down.
Nyima, relax.
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Alright, our guys
are gonna act out a scene,
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but the twist is
that Wayne and Ryan
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only have two lines
they can say.
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Only two lines you guys
are allowed to say
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during the entire scene.
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So, Wayne, the lines
you have to say are
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"Do you want to
take this outside?"
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and "Wow, that's huge!"
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Ryan, all you are allowed
to say is
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"Is this helping?"
and "Why?"
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Colin is the king of this scene
and can say anything he likes.
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He's a naval commander whose
submarine has come under attack
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and is leaking water, and Ryan
and Wayne are your crewmen,
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Colin. Enjoy.
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-Alright, we're gonna
take it down a little bit lower.
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Just so we can have repairs
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and out of the way
of the death charges.
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-Why?
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-Well, we don't want
to get blown up and die.
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I can't make it
any easier than that.
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-Is this helping?
-Yes, that makes it go down.
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I don't know why I brought
my nephew on here.
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You have no --
-Why?
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-That's what I'm saying.
Alright, if you --
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-Do you want
to take this outside?
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-Okay, you realize
we're in a submarine?
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-Wow, that's huge.
-Yes.
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If we go outside, we'll drown.
-Is this helping?
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-No. Well, it's kind of
helping a little bit.
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-Why?
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-Well, because it's relaxing
the muscles in my back.
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-Is this helping?
-No, get away.
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Alright, alright,
there's been a leak.
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Fix that leak.
-Wow, that's huge!
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-Yes, I know, so it would help
if we put something there
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to maybe stop the water.
-[ Imitates spray hissing ]
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-Oh, yeah, deodorant.
That's good.
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[ Laughter ]
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What are you doing?
-Is this helping?
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-Well, go down a little deeper
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and keep it level.
-Why?
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-Well, those boats up there
are trying to kill us.
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-Why?
-Because it's a war!
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-Why?
-Ding, ding, ding.
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-We don't have time for lunch.
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You, see if there's anything
in the periscope.
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-Wow, that's huge!
-Let me see.
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[ Gasps ] That is huge!
-[ Whispering ] Is this helping?
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-No. What are you doing?
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That's not helping at all.
-Why?
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-Do you want
to take this outside?
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-No, we do not want
to take this outside.
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-Why?
-Listen,
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you are my able-bodied seamen,
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and I need you to concentrate
on the job at hand.
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Fix that leak. Take us down
to a depth of 500 feet.
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-Why?
-Because...because --
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-Is this helping?
-It is helping me.
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-Why?
-I hate you!
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-Wow, that's huge.
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-Alright, maybe it's best
if we go on the offensive.
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Load a torpedo.
-[ Squeaking ]
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Do you want
to take this outside?
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-We will shoot it outside
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because that's where
the boat is.
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[ Imitates clicking ]
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Psshh!
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-Well, I guess we don't
have to aim or anything.
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Let's hope that works.
-Is this helping?
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-This is not helping!
Not helping!
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Alright, put another one in.
-Wow, that's huge!
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-Yes, I'm hugely
disappointed in you.
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-Why?
-Because he's not doing his job.
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I'm going look at this ship
and then give you the co--
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Alright.
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-Do you want
to take this outside?
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-I want --
Yes, you're going outside.
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Try to hit a ship.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Poof!
-Oh, why?
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[ Muffled ]
Wow, that's huge!
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[ Buzzer ]
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-Why? Why?
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Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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-We'll see you again
right after the break.
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Don't go anywhere!
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♪♪
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-Welcome back to
"Whose Line Is it Anyway?"
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where everything's made up
and the points don't matter,
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so why do I keep giving them?
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Now we're gonna play
a game called "Newsflash."
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This is for Ryan, Nyima,
and Colin, so come on down!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Now, the way that this game
works is that Ryan and Nyima
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are two news anchors
in the studio
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and Colin is a reporter
in the field
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covering a breaking news story.
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But he doesn't really know
what that story is
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because he's in the front
of this blank screen
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just like your weatherman
at home on your local news.
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And by the magic of television,
Ryan and Nyima,
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everybody here in the studio,
and you at home
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will see the news story
projected onto the TV screen.
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The challenge that Colin faces
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is figuring out what the heck
he's talking about.
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So here we go over to Ryan
and Nyima in the studio.
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-So you just don't
like tall, old guys?
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-Just you.
-Just me.
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Oh, we're going out to the field
to our on-the-spot reporter,
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Colin Mochrie.
Colin, what's going on?
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-I'm sorry. I can barely
hear you over the commotion
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that is behind me right now.
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It is insane.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-It sounds like
it's crazy there.
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How are you handling it?
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-Well, I'm trying to stay
as far as I can.
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This particular area
seems very dangerous.
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-Yeah.
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-Colin, did you happen
to bring any singles?
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-No. No, I just brought myself
and my camera crew.
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We're trying to keep
at a distance
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because this looks way
too dangerous to get way inside.
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-It looks like you're
gonna be there for a while.
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I hope you packed some buns
and a six-pack.
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-Yeah.
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We are prepared
because we are professionals.
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-Ah!
-Good.
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Are you feeling any inkling
to join in, you know?
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-Well, I was thinking
to go in there --
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I was thinking of
going in under cover,
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but I think I would
soon be spotted.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Oh, you'd be spotted alright.
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-Have you learned
anything while you're there?
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-I've learned quite a bit here.
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-Whoo!
[ Laughter ]
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-The more I watch,
the more I learn.
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I'm gonna use this tonight.
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-Me too.
[ Buzzer ]
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-I am gonna ask you, Colin,
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if you know where you are.
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-I would say
at a male strip club.
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-You're at a Chippendales club.
Yes.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Nice, nice.
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1,000 points to me and Nyima
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for looking
at that footage, baby.
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-♪ Hey, yeah ♪
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Whoo!
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I have never wanted to redo
an improvisation so bad.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Next up, my friends, is a game
entitled "Scenes from a Hat,"
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which is for all four
of our performers.
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♪ So come on over down ♪
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Yay!
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Ryan and Colin are over there.
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Wayne and Nyima
are over here.
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Now, before the show,
we asked our audience
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to write down some scenes
that they would like
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to see acted out
by our crack performers here.
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I've got the suggestions,
and I'm gonna read them out.
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We're gonna see how many
you guys can make happen.
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Alright, you ready?
Ready? Ready?
266
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Here it comes.
"Bad breakup lines."
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-It's not you.
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It's just
that I like your brother more.
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[ Buzzer ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Okay.
Close your eyes.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter continues ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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-[ Laughing ]
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-Again, I'm sorry.
Here, take my Target card.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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-Exit stage left.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Oh, I get it.
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-[ Laughs ]
[ Buzzer ]
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-Close your eyes.
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Trust me.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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-"The dating videos
of fictional characters."
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-[ As Frankenstein ]
Uh...
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Frankenstein looking
for somebody to complete him.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Buzzer ]
Think about it.
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[ Laughter ]
293
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-My name is Clark Kent.
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Unfortunately I'm faster
than a speeding bullet.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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-"Things that would ruin the
atmosphere at a dinner party."
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-Is this seat taken?
No?
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[ Blowing ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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-Tweaking? That tweaking?
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-"If doctors broke into song."
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-♪ Turn your head and cough ♪
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[ Buzzer ]
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♪ Turn around the other way ♪
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[ Laughter ]
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-♪ You don't need surgery
or a bisection ♪
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♪ Just this pill
gets you an erection ♪
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[ Buzzer, laughter ]
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-♪ By the looks down there,
someone really gets around ♪
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♪ Someone really gets around ♪
316
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♪ All over the town ♪
317
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♪ You might get sneezy
and really jumpy ♪
318
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♪ Nature made it smooth,
but this made it lumpy ♪
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[ Buzzer ]
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♪ You've got an STD ♪
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-♪ Don't be shy,
stand by your wife's side ♪
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♪ And push, push, push ♪
325
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♪ Come on now, oh! ♪
326
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♪ Yeah ♪
327
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♪ You've given birth
to a full-grown baby ♪
328
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-No, no, no, no!
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-♪ He can't go back in ♪
[ Buzzer ]
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-Don't go away.
We'll be right back with more
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"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
right after this.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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-Welcome back
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" --
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the show where
everything is made up
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and the points don't matter,
not a bit, so stop begging.
337
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Now we are gonna play a game
called "Sideway Scene,"
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and this is a game for Colin,
Nyima, and Wayne,
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so take off.
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They're gonna head back to
the special area behind the set.
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The deal with this is that
they're gonna perform a scene,
342
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but they're gonna be doing
lying down on our "magic" mat,
343
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which a boyfriend of mine
in college once had,
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and we're gonna relay
the pictures
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back to the audience
on the screen here.
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And I'm may actually throw out
some different genres
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for them
to act in as they go along.
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So, the scene,
as you guys prepare, is
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that Wild West pioneer Colin
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has brought his frisky
new bride, Nyima,
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back to his log cabin
for their first night together.
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And excitable neighbor Wayne
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is washed in
on a torrent of water
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to tell them that the river
has burst its bank.
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Take it away.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Now...
-Ooh!
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-Ah, that was kind of romantic,
carrying my bride
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over the threshold.
-That was really romantic.
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I'm so happy to be here.
Ooh, ooh!
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Oh, let's go up to the bed.
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-Well...
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Well, ain't you frisky.
-I sure am.
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Whoo-hoo!
-Hey.
365
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It looks like
it's raining outside.
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[ Laughter ]
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00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,943
That looks like
a lot of rain.
368
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:54,278
-It sure is.
Like a torrent.
369
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,548
-Oh!
-Whoooooa!
370
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,918
-What?
-[ Gurgling ]
371
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:03,221
-Wilbur!
-Oh, my goodness!
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[ Muffled ] That river!
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It's starting to get flooded!
-[ Gasps ]
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00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,159
-I didn't understand
a word of that.
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00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,261
-I have no idea.
-The river outside!
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It's flooded.
Look outside!
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[ Laughter ]
378
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,433
What are we gonna do?
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I don't know about y'all, but
I want to get to higher land.
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-Alright.
381
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,372
-Let's get up to my bed!
-Okay.
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[ Laughter ]
383
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,980
-Now, Wilbur,
this is my honeymoon.
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I think you should
stay down here.
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-I think he can come up.
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00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,518
-Hey!
-What?
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00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,255
I am frisky.
-Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
388
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,491
Hey.
-There's some water
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00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,592
coming in through the door!
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00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:45,797
-Let me see.
I think I hear something.
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00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,465
There's no wa-- Aah!
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00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,500
-Aah! Oh, my gosh!
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00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,737
Oh!
Y'all be careful over there.
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-[ Screaming ]
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[ Gurgling ]
[ Buzzer ]
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-You guys are in an X-Men movie.
An X-Men movie.
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00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,815
-I'm going to send a storm.
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00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,149
[ Laughter ]
399
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:12,924
-I'll use my powers
of flight to join you.
400
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,860
Whoosh!
401
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:19,630
-I'll use my power of magnetism
to close the door.
402
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,265
[ Laughter ]
403
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,106
-It's amazing
how your powers work.
404
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,273
-It is.
[ Buzzer ]
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00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,076
-You're in a haunted house.
406
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,745
-Either you or I
is gonna die first.
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00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,380
[ Laughter and applause ]
408
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,587
-Uh!
I sense something in here.
409
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,188
[ Gasping ]
-[ Gasping ]
410
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,591
-Aah! Aah!
411
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,526
No! He's possessed!
412
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:53,464
-Oh, my God!
Pee on his leg.
413
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:57,201
A life hack that I read.
I don't know.
414
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,569
-Aah!
[ Buzzer ]
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00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,037
-You're in "Peter Pan."
416
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:03,541
You're in "Peter Pan."
417
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,143
-Thank you, Lost Boy.
418
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,213
By peeing on my leg,
419
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,949
you've given me
the power of flight.
420
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,586
-I believe!
I believe in you.
421
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,655
-[ Crowing ]
422
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,424
-[ Crowing ]
[ Buzzer ]
423
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,360
-Uh, hey!
424
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,529
You are angry birds.
425
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,964
-Whoop! Whoosh!
426
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,199
Boom!
427
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,600
[ Laughter ]
428
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,669
[ Squealing ]
429
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,571
-What a horrible honeymoon.
[ Buzzer ]
430
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,606
-Oh, that was awesome!
431
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,543
Come on back, guys.
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00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,478
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Whoo!
433
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,049
-We'll see you again
right after the break.
434
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,884
Don't go anywhere!
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00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,824
♪♪
436
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,393
-Welcome back to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
437
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,528
That's the end of the show,
and tonight's winner
438
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,697
is the fine friend Wayne Brady.
439
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,199
Read out the credits
440
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,568
as a Latin-American dictator
on a microphone
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00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,771
addressing his new subjects
from the balcony of his palace,
442
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,407
Ryan, Colin, and Nyima,
you are his bodyguards.
443
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,042
Thank you, and good night.
444
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,277
[ Cheers and applause ]
445
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,846
-[ Foreign accent ]
My people, people, all of you.
446
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,382
I have taken this show away
from Dan Patterson
447
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,752
and freed you from the tyrannies
of Ryan Stiles and Mike Leveson.
448
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,155
Because tonight,
Geraldine Dowd,
449
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,890
her reign shall be ended,
450
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,260
and I shall not ever have
another Aisha Tyler,
451
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:32,763
who stand
in the way of progress
452
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:36,234
in diplomacy because
Hannah Barnett was the first one
453
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,869
to stand upon these shores,
and then we did exactly that
454
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,706
tonight, my millionaires
and I, and I have a promise.
455
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,407
Oh, ow!
456
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,810
-Look. Look.