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-Good evening, everybody,
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And welcome to
"whose line is it anyway?"
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On tonight's show,
hot ticket wayne brady,
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Golden ticket greg proops,
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Lottery ticket colin mochrie,
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And dry cleaning ticket,
it's ryan stiles.
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And I'm aisha tyler.
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Let's make some stuff up!
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-- Captions by vitac --
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Hello, everybody, welcome.
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Welcome to "whose line
is it anyway?"
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The show where everything
is made up,
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And the points do not matter.
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We've got a great show
for you tonight,
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And we're going to start
right now with a game
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Entitled "questions."
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This is for all four
of our performers in two pairs.
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Greg and ryan,
you are over there.
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Colin and wayne are here.
Collect your hats and wigs.
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Now, the way
that this game works is that
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Wayne and greg
are going to begin a scene.
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They can only
speak in questions.
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I will buzz when one of them
makes a mistake.
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Then the person
behind them will step in
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And take their place.
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But each time
the new person comes in,
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They have to assume a different
character according to the wig
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Or hat they're wearing
on their oversized noggins.
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And here is the scene
you'll be acting out, gentlemen.
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It is called "passions erupt
during a space mission."
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Yes.
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-I win.
-Strangely enough.
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-Have you seen my asp?
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-Why would you yell so loudly
inside the space station?
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-Can you hear me?
-Why would I?
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-Can you hear this?
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-Well, do you want
to turn it up?
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-Oh, look what I found.
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[ buzzer ]
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[ laughter ]
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-Was greg proops just here?
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[ laughter ]
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-Oh [bleep]
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[ laughter, applause ]
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-Why are you staring?
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-What's with the snakes
growing out of your head?
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-What?!
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-What is wrong with you?!
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-Why are you spitting
in my face?
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-Do you like that?
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Have we been up here
too long, carl?
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Why can't you tell me
you love me anymore?
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-Aren't we just workmates?
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[ laughter, buzzer ]
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-Which way is the bar?
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-Who's asking?
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-Go like this. You've got snakes
on your head.
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-What?!
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[ buzzer ]
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-[ imitating jets blasting ]
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[ hissing ]
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[ buzzing, hissing, beeping ]
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-Milk?
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[ laughter, applause ]
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-[ imitating beeping ]
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What?
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-Interplanetary milkman
is what I am?
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[ buzzer ]
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-Oh, wow.
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-I guess inflection
doesn't matter.
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-Do you have a cure
for space crabs?
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-That's quite a case.
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-How'd you like to fool around
with a tight end?
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[ laughter ]
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-Aren't we supposed
to circle uranus?
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[ buzzer ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
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-Points for everyone.
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Although we've learned
watching this game
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That, much like size,
inflection does not matter.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we're going to play a game
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Entitled "doo-wop."
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This game is for ryan,
wayne, and colin
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With the help of laura hall
and linda taylor.
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Come on down.
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What I need from our audience
is a category of food.
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What's a category of food?
A type of food.
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[ shouting suggestions ]
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Alright, lots of good stuff,
including some non-food items.
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We're going to go with meat.
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-Meat?
-Yes. Meat.
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-Meat?
-Just a nice general category.
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You can put -- you can do
anything you like with that.
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Ryan, it's wide open.
-Meat?
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-No? Do you not --
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-[ deep voice ] no, I love meat.
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-So what I need now is
a suggestion of a woman's name.
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What's a woman's name?
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[ shouting suggestions ]
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Okay, alright. Debbie. Debbie.
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Now, the way this game works
is that you three
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Are going to sing like
a doo-wop group from the '50s,
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But you're going to sing
about debbie,
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Who died tragically
in a meat-related accident.
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♪♪
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[ all doo-wop vocalizing ]
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♪♪
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-♪ oh, debbie, debbie,
oh, how I cried ♪
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♪ 'cause because of meat,
debbie, she died ♪
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♪ debbie, she's gone, who's
gonna miss her? This guy ♪
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♪ she passed away,
she choked on my rib-eye ♪
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-♪ oh, debbie, oh, debbie
she was such a thrill ♪
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♪ until that day
that I just happened ♪
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♪ to throw her on the grill ♪
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[ laughter ]
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-[ doo-wop vocalizing ]
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-♪ oh ♪
-here we go!
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♪ oh, debbie, oh, debbie,
she was a thrill ♪
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♪ until that day she happened
to fall upon the grill ♪
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♪ she just did it on a dare ♪
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♪ oh, debbie was medium rare ♪
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-[ doo-wop vocalizing ]
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-Oh, debbie,
you're the one I adore.
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I can't believe
we'll never make love anymore.
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Oh, now you're died,
I'm all alone.
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I'm really going to miss you
sitting on my t-bone.
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-♪ oh, debbie, she's gone,
way beyond reasoning ♪
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♪ oh, debbie, dog-gone,
you gonna miss my seasoning ♪
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♪ oh, debbie, just --
we could have a lot of fun ♪
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♪ because she liked it
well done ♪
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-My seasoning.
[ laughs ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
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-I-I don't know why I thought
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That was going to go
any differently.
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-Yeah.
-A meat accident?
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-Next up, my friends, is a game
entitled "scenes from a hat."
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[ cheers and applause ]
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This all four of our performers.
Come on down.
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Ryan and colin are there.
Wayne and greg are here.
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Now, before the show,
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We asked our audience
to write down sketches
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They'd like to see acted out
by our performers.
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I've got the idea for those
sketches in here. Here we go.
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"kids tv characters
that never took off."
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[ laughter ]
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-[ deep voice ] hey, kids,
it's me, uncle lorenzo.
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Welcome to the uncle lorenzo
happy hour.
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[ buzzer ]
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Now, what I want y'all to do
is go in your mama room
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And get that purse for me
real quick.
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer, laughter ]
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[ normal voice ]
I-I have deep seated issues
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I need to work out.
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-You need a hug.
[ laughs ]
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-Hey, kids, it's me, squiggly,
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The blocked intestine.
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-♪ it's mixing bourbon time,
it's mixing bourbon time ♪
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♪ it's mixing bourbon time ♪
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[ laughter ]
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-Hey, kid,
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It's uncle lorenzo again.
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I'd like everybody
to put your hands together
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And welcome your brand-new
auntie, jasmine.
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[ imitates door creaking ]
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Hey, it's me jasmine.
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You got to hurry up and clap,
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'cause I'm only gon' be here
for about a half hour.
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For $50, I'm just gon'
be here for a half hour.
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[ laughter ]
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-"if all american sports
were played drunk."
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[ laughter ]
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-24.
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[ groans softly ]
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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[ laughter ]
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-Yeah.
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[ laughter, applause ]
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[ buzzer ]
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[ laughter ]
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[ laughing ] what is it?
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[ buzzer ]
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-[ sputtering ]
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-Okay, guys, don't move,
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There's more "whose line"
coming up
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Straight after the break.
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Stick around.
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-Welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"
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And we are going to play a game
now entitled "whose line."
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This is a game
for ryan and colin.
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Gentlemen, come on down.
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Now, before the show,
we asked the audience
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To write down
some random line suggestions.
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We've got them here.
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Colin, those are yours.
Ryan, those are yours.
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Pull them out during the scene
at your leisure
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And use them in whatever way
you would like.
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And here is the scene
you are acting out.
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Colin, you are
the puppet maker geppetto.
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Ryan is your wooden boy,
pinocchio, so very desperate
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To be a real boy,
and so very close
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To how you actually
are in real life.
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Enjoy.
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-[ crying ]
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-Hey, pinoke, what's wrong?
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-Hi, geppetto.
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-Sorry I ran out of wood.
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[ laughter ]
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-I just wanted to be a real boy,
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And now you've left me here
on the floor.
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-Oh. Well, you got legs.
Stand up.
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-Oh, you never told me
that, geppetto.
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-Well, I don't have to tell you
everything.
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Part of being a real boy
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Is going out and
learning things for yourself.
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-No, I just learn from you.
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You're such -- full of such wise
things to say,
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Like when you woke me up
this morning
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And said, "I'm pregnant.
It's yours."
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-Yes. I did say that.
Because there was a point --
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-But how is that possible,
geppetto?
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-Because I'm geppetta.
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-Geppetta?
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-I am pregnant,
and I-I can't take the baby,
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So I'm giving it to you.
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-That doesn't make
any sense at all.
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-Yes. I'm not good
with responsibilities.
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I made a boy out of wood.
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-I can't handle
responsibilities like that.
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-Listen, there's something
I've always wanted to tell you.
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Listen to me.
-I'm listening.
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-I woke up naked in a dumpster.
-I know.
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-And that's where I got the idea
to make you.
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Because right next to me
were some old crates.
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-You mean I'm made
of old crates, geppetto?
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-Well, the -- if you're going to
look at it in a negative light.
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Do you think about the wonder
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That you're a wooden boy
who's alive?
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-♪ I'm a wooden boy
who's alive ♪
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♪ your face looks like a butt ♪
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[ laughter ]
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How does that feel?
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And I put it in a song for you!
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-Yeah! When did this
become a musical?
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-I don't know. I'm made of wood.
I'm just a boy made of wood.
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-Listen, stop with
the "made of wood" thing.
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What's inside is important.
255
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,384
Sure, there's more wood.
256
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,686
-Are you saying I have
a heart of wood?
257
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,389
-Yes. Many people
don't have hearts at all.
258
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,357
They're cold and emotionless.
259
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,526
But you have emotions.
You feel for other people.
260
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,395
-That's true.
-Remember when you saw
261
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,263
That little dog
that didn't have any food?
262
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,798
-Yesterday I saw that dog.
263
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,000
-And you walked --
and this moment broke my heart.
264
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,402
-I know.
-When you woke up,
265
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,037
And you looked
in his little brown eyes,
266
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,940
And you said, "ooh, that's
a smell I'll never forget."
267
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,609
[ laughter, applause ]
268
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,678
-[bleep] all over the sidewalk.
269
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,047
-Yes. And we scraped it up
with your foot.
270
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:58,717
-I know, with my wooden foot.
271
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,119
-See? Even though you're wood,
you're good for stuff.
272
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,620
-And I did help that dog out.
273
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,690
-Yes, and you helped
that drowning family
274
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:06,891
When we threw you in the water,
275
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,693
And they clung to you,
and you came to shore.
276
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:11,662
-Remember they called me bob?
-Yeah.
277
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,165
[ buzzer ]
278
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,105
-Oh, my god.
279
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,808
I don't really know
how to talk about that last bit.
280
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:27,111
So I'll -- I'll just give you
each one giant wooden nickel.
281
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,846
-Ooh.
282
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,483
-You can spend it at the wooden
store on wooden underpants.
283
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,419
[ laughter ]
284
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,689
-I'll feel "knotty."
[naughty]
285
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,260
-Next up, my friends, is a game
entitled "hoedown."
286
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,095
This game is for all
of our performers
287
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,463
With the help of laura hall
at the piano.
288
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,466
What I need from our audience
289
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,335
Is a suggestion
for a type of emergency service.
290
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,005
Who is someone that you call
in an emergency?
291
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,407
[ shouting suggestions ]
292
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,876
Yes, okay, yes. Well, we're
going to go with something
293
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,880
That's real and not imaginary,
"ghostbuster" fans.
294
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,347
So we've got fireman.
295
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:07,619
So, we are going to hear
the fireman hoedown.
296
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:11,322
♪♪
297
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:15,093
[ audience clapping
rhythmically ]
298
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,963
-Being a fireman is cool
'cause I get a lot of action.
299
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,801
Just like the rolling stones,
I get satisfaction.
300
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:26,805
But I caught something,
and now it's persistent.
301
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:30,809
I'm a fireman. I wish that
my drawers were flame-resistant.
302
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:34,345
[ laughter ]
303
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:38,249
-♪ oh, I am not a policeman,
I'm not an emt ♪
304
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:42,019
♪ I'm simply a fireman,
as simple as can be ♪
305
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:45,890
♪ and when your house is
burning, I'm the guy you call ♪
306
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,894
♪ but don't call too late 'cause
I have no [bleep] joke here ♪
307
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,163
[ laughter ]
308
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,900
So close.
309
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,468
-Oh, my god.
310
00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:01,272
-♪ the house, it was a fire,
they called me on the phone ♪
311
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:05,643
♪ I jumped into my wagon
and road as fast as I...Cone ♪
312
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:08,479
[ laughter ]
313
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:13,217
♪♪
314
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,821
♪ when I was a little boy,
I knew I wanted to be ♪
315
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:20,758
♪ I wanted to put out fires
and save kittens from trees ♪
316
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:24,495
♪ and then I grew up so big
and so big and strong ♪
317
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:28,766
♪ I'm not just a fireman,
I'm a fire dong ♪
318
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,769
[ laughter ]
319
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:35,172
♪♪
320
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,442
-[ laughing ] he's a fire dong.
321
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,378
♪♪
322
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:44,081
-♪ I am a fireman,
I put out fires all day ♪
323
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:48,185
♪ it really makes me happy
whether in June or may ♪
324
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:52,056
♪ it is really happy,
I do it sober or [bleep] ♪
325
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:55,793
♪ I am happy,
I'm also an arsonist ♪
326
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,828
[ laughter ]
327
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:03,601
♪♪
328
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:07,204
-♪ I am a fireman,
I love to hang around ♪
329
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:11,175
♪ I have a feeling we'll be
singing one more hoedown ♪
330
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,679
♪ had a song, I haven't a rhyme,
it's not very sweet ♪
331
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,247
♪ but at least
we're not singing ♪
332
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,683
♪ another song
about [bleep] meat ♪
333
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,420
-♪ a song about [bleep] meat ♪
-♪ a song about [bleep] meat ♪
334
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,155
[ buzzer ]
335
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,957
[ cheers and applause ]
336
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:29,360
-Hey, everybody, don't move
there's more "whose line"
337
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,062
Coming right after this.
Stick around.
338
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,269
-Welcome back
to "whose line is it anyway?"
339
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,437
We're going
to keep things moving
340
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,239
With a game entitled
"greatest hits."
341
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,374
This is a game for ryan, colin,
and wayne with the help
342
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,011
Of the lovely and talented
laura hall and linda taylor.
343
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,446
The way this game works
is that ryan and colin
344
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,949
Are tv voiceover artists
345
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,417
Talking about
the latest compilation album.
346
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,518
Wayne is going to sing snippets
of the songs on that album,
347
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,987
And so what I need
is a suggestion
348
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:59,123
From the audience here of a job
where you work with animals.
349
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,958
What's a job
where you work with animals?
350
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,293
[ shouting suggestions ]
351
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,328
Okay, yeah, that's good.
There's lots of good things
352
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,030
And a smattering of enthusiasm.
353
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,398
We're going to go with farmer.
354
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,633
Alright, so the name
of your album
355
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,537
Is "songs of the farmer."
take it away.
356
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,406
-Hi, we'll be right back
to our shakespearean porn,
357
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,343
"much ado about humpin',"
in just a second, but --
358
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,045
Hey, what are you doing, ryan?
359
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,747
-Oh, I'm sorry I wasn't
paying attention to you.
360
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,081
I was just playing
with my hands.
361
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,151
-Oh, well, that reminds me,
that looks like a farmer.
362
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,153
-Wait a minute. It did look like
I was milking a cow,
363
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,454
Didn't it?
-Yeah.
364
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,757
[ laughter ]
365
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,526
-[ scatting ]
see what I was doing there?
366
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,962
-No, I wasn't really sure.
-I tapped you out of that joke.
367
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,697
It put a -- put a punch line
in that joke.
368
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,999
-Wow, it's like
you're tap-dancing.
369
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,768
-Yeah. Oh, tap-dancing,
that's a great music style.
370
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,437
-Really?
371
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,506
Oh, yeah, me and the wife
used to get really romantic
372
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,341
Under the style of tap dance.
-Oh, me, too.
373
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,643
And one of my favorite
tap dance songs of all time
374
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,279
Is that one that you wake up to
in the morning,
375
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,514
"hens in the coop."
376
00:16:56,516 --> 00:17:01,318
♪♪
377
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,521
-♪ there's a hen in the coop ♪
378
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,990
♪ thank goodness
that it isn't a fox ♪
379
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,259
♪ there's a hen in the coop ♪
380
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,528
♪ which really is a prison
in a box ♪
381
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,264
♪ because I'm thinking
it couldn't be better ♪
382
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,666
♪ lookit, those prisoners
all have feathers ♪
383
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,935
♪ that is right,
you cannot beg ♪
384
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,371
♪ push, push, she got
to give eggs 'cause there are ♪
385
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,472
[ pre-recorded shoes tapping ]
386
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,974
[ laughing ]
♪ hens in the coop ♪
387
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,277
♪ hens in the coop ♪
388
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,646
♪ hens in the coop ♪
389
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,615
♪ hens in the coop, oh ♪
390
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,318
♪ where them hens at? ♪
391
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,987
♪ somebody tell me ♪
392
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,357
♪ we got the hens in the coop,
boop, boop ♪
393
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,360
[ cheers and applause ]
394
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,196
-Wow.
-I put my finger up there!
395
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,631
-Not one camera on his feet.
What a shame.
396
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,366
[ laughter ]
397
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,602
-You know, throughout musical
history, there have been --
398
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:55,239
-That's a long time.
399
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,541
-Thank you for the support.
400
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,310
There are many, many artists
who have managed
401
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,313
To get through their fame
using only one name.
402
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,515
-Name -- oh, okay.
I was going to say name two,
403
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,016
But you can't if there's --
-there's cher.
404
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,385
-Yeah.
-There -- bono.
405
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,719
-Yes.
-But one of them...
406
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,754
-Jim.
407
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,022
[ laughter ]
408
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,325
-Alright, stop helping now.
409
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,327
But of course one of the most
popular of recent times
410
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,361
Is adele.
411
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,529
-Adele.
412
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,266
-But just sit back
to this great adele song,
413
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,001
"milking with cold hands."
414
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:33,344
♪♪
415
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,212
-Moo.
416
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:39,116
♪ there is something
wrong way down here ♪
417
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:43,554
♪ I'm feeling
it's the time of the year ♪
418
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:47,758
♪ I'm just a cow,
I'm out here mooing ♪
419
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:52,096
♪ and I don't know exactly
what that farmer is doing ♪
420
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:55,299
♪ moo ♪
421
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:59,703
♪ and I don't understand ♪
422
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:08,612
♪ you're milking
with cold hands ♪
423
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,950
♪ you're milking with
cold hands ♪
424
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:17,321
♪ I don't understand ♪
425
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:21,659
♪ why don't you show me love? ♪
426
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:26,197
♪ you could have worn
a glove, glove, glove ♪
427
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:31,302
♪ you're milking
with cold hands-oo ♪
428
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:35,606
♪ cold hands-oo ♪
429
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,477
♪ milking with cold hands ♪
430
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:42,112
♪♪
431
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:44,815
[ buzzer ]
432
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,618
[ cheers and applause ]
433
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,887
-Hey, find out who won our show
after this short break.
434
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,190
There's more "whose line"
right after this.
435
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,563
-Welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"
436
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,167
That's our show tonight.
You are all winners to me.
437
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,368
So I'd like you
to read out the credits
438
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,637
As if you're all aisha --
that's me --
439
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,907
Weir-- my weirdest fans
approaching me at a convention.
440
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,842
Thanks for watching,
everybody. Good night.
441
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:15,112
♪♪
442
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,214
-Aisha, aisha
-oh, this is super cool.
443
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,949
I hope I meet jimmy mulville.
-Aisha.
444
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,584
-Oh, hi. Hey, there.
Hi. How's it going?
445
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,253
-Hey, what's up?
-Hi. So -- oh, you know --
446
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,988
-Will you sign my chest?
-I would.
447
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,056
Could you just tell me where
the geraldine dowd room is?
448
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,291
'cause I could --
-aisha.
449
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,360
-I only -- I can only sign
one chest, though, guys.
450
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,729
-Aisha, will you sign this?
-I will -- oh, god.
451
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,332
It's so --
is that formaldehyde I smell?
452
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,566
Dear lord.
-Can we take a selfie?
453
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,334
-If I can just --
we can take a selfie. Just --
454
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,069
-Aisha.
-We're on the internet!
455
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,604
-We're on the internet.
That's great.
456
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,940
-Okay, guys. One photo.
One photo.
457
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,809
[ cheers and applause ]