-Good
-Good evening,
-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome
On tonight's show --
soaring on the flying trapeze,
juggling laughs, Colin Mochrie,
and driving the crown car,
And I am Aisha Tyler.
Let's make some stuff up!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome, everybody.
Welcome to
the show where everything
and the points do not matter.
We have a sensational show
and we're gonna get started
with a game entitled
This is for all four of our
The way this game works is that
are gonna act out a film scene,
and Colin's gonna be
who's gonna keep giving
on how to improve the scene.
And the scene you'll be
is that during World War I,
French air force pilots Ryan
are starting up their biplane,
when suddenly dashing
flies in to attack them.
-Jawohl.
-And we're French?
Would you like me
-No.
This might be an Italian guy.
[ Laughter ]
-[ German accent ]
Sorry.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Imitates engine starting ]
-[ French accent ]
Hop in ze plane.
Oh.
-Look! Oh!
-Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!
Keep holding me.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Imitating engine buzzing ]
-Oh, no.
[ Laughter ]
It's Snoopy!
[ Laughter ]
-Ach der lieber.
-You've found this -- Oh!
It's just as easy for you to --
-[ Imitating engine buzzing ]
-Cut. Cut. Cut.
-I was a little confused.
-Were you?
[ Laughter ]
-Just from listening
-I thought he was driving
Were we flying?
-We were. Okay.
You've got to interact more.
So you find each other
[ Laughter ]
-Uh...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Imitates engine starting ]
-Quick!
-[ Imitates engine starting ]
Oh, yeah.
That's it,
-Oh, yeah!
Shoop! Aah!
-Oh, whoa!
I'm all wet!
[ Laughter ]
-[ Imitating engine buzzing ]
This was still on.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Cut.
My penis actually shriveled up,
-Wow!
Do it like "Les Mis,"
-Right.
-Okay.
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
[ Laughter ]
-[ Imitates engine starting ]
♪ Someday we'll fly ♪
-♪ Someday we'll fly ♪
♪ If our propeller can make ♪
♪ Its rotations ♪
-♪ It is a biplane ♪
♪ A bi! ♪
-♪ A guy plane ♪
♪ Do you feel my propeller
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Imitating engine buzzing ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
♪♪
♪
-[ Vocalizing ]
♪ We fly ♪
♪ And your German accent sucks ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Give it up for those guys!
[ Cheers and applause ]
That was sensational
[ Laughter ]
And there are parts I'm going to
But let's give some points
that came up here.
-Very nice.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Next up, my friends,
oh, "Scenes From a Hat"!
This is for all
Come on down.
Ryan and Colin are there.
Before the show, we asked
to write down scenes they wanted
by our gentlemen performers.
I have got those ideas
I'm gonna read them out,
how many awesome things
And if you're ready, gentlemen,
"Inappropriate times
[ Laughter ]
-[ Imitates air hissing ]
My name is Colin M., and...
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Laughs ]
-Hey, it looks like
in your lower bicuspid.
[ Imitates air hissing ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Push, Mrs. Johnson!
[ Imitates air hissing ]
-Oh. No.
-For all my homies who are here
[ Buzzer ]
-For this episode of "Naked
[ Imitates air hissing ]
Me too.
[ Laughter ]
Not so afraid.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-"Bad times to have
[ Laughter ]
-[ Imitates air hissing]
[ Deep voice ]
-[ Voice cracking ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
Oh, Robin -- Robin had --
I think he had a meeting.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-"If doctors were
[ Laughter ]
-You ready?
-Pull!
Pull!
Bah!
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ]
-Let me just take
Before the operation,
So, uh...
...you cold with the blanket
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Imitates buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Imitates buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-All right.
[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Laughter ]
Do you feel this?
[ Laughter ]
[ Voice distorted ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
Do you feel...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-All righty.
Would you, uh, hold my testicles
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
There's more
right after these messages!
Stick around!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Welcome back to
We're gonna move on now to
This game is for Ryan and Colin,
We're also gonna need help
from our audience!
Who's it gonna be?!
Oh! Hi.
-Krishna.
Who else is it gonna be?
What's going to happen?
What's your name?
Jenna, follow me!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Here you go, Jenna.
Head up to the stage.
All right.
Now, the way
is that Ryan and Colin
And Jenna and Krishna are gonna
but only when prompted.
So, Jenna, you'll do them
And, Krishna,
So just try to watch
and when it seems like
do your level best, okay?
And here is the scene.
"In the 1930s, Ryan and Colin
who get called to deal with
-Ah.
-Why you walk around
-In case there's trouble.
I'm just saying. You know...
-[ Imitating gunfire ]
-That's what I'm talking about!
You don't know
[ Laughter and applause ]
-All right. I keep forgetting.
-Yeah. Don't do that.
There's a call coming over
Yeah?
-Uh, duh-duh-duh-duh.
-It's the police band.
[ Laughter ]
-Is there a problem?
-Yeah! Get out of here!
-They want us to get out
-We can't get out of here!
Oh! Of course!
-It's a riot?
-Oh, my God!
-Myoo! We-ooh! We-ooh!
-We're gonna head over
[ Laughter and applause ]
What the hell's that?
The alarm cat!
Get, get, get!
-We're gonna have to take
-All right.
-Choo! Choo!
-All right. Start the uh...
-Did they?
-I'll start the outboard.
-Vrrm! Vrrm! Vrrm!
-[ Breathing heavily ]
-Brrr-eee-err!
[ Laughter and applause ]
-All right! We're there!
-[ Coughs ]
I've got some oxygen.
[ Laughter ]
-Are you all right?
I don't know. I've got something
-You hear that?
-Bing, bing, bing, bing!
-Oh, I heard that!
It sounds like it's coming from
-Cell block M?
-I guess we'd better
-All right. Hey.
-They lead up through there.
I say we draw our...things
-All right. I just want to be
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Our pointy --
-Oh, the grappling hook!
-Phshoo! Phshoo! Phshoo!
[ Laughter ]
-Sorry. Come here.
Come here!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you.
-Give it up for Jenna
Jenna and Krishna!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That was the most adorable
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah.
And now we come to a game
This game is for all four of
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ryan and Jonathan,
All right. Yes.
And, Colin and Wayne,
Now, as you can see,
each of our teams
They've got to use them
as they possibly can.
So whenever you're ready, let's
-[ Imitates music box ]
-Clang, clang, clang, clang,
[ Buzzer ]
-You can't eat just one!
-Ah!
[ Laughter and applause ]
Mmm!
wrong
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Stewardess,
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Chewing loudly ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Laughter ]
You see the bubble?
-[ Grunts ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-I just wanted to do that.
-[ Gasping ]
-Oh, my God.
Clear. [ Imitates electricity
[ Laughter ]
-The story of Icarus
-Oh!
-Yeah.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Laughs ]
-You were supposed to kill
-Ooh!
-[ Imitating dance beat ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Vocalizing
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Imitating baby crying ]
-Shut up!
-What?
I mean...
-That's how you teach.
-Uh, Kardashian, table for one?
-I'm Kardashian.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Icarus and Daedalus, bitch!
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Stick with us.
We'll be back with more
right after this.
Stick around.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey. Welcome back
where everything's made up,
and we're gonna play a game
This is a game for all four
with the help of the sensational
on piano and guitar.
The way this game works
are two television
talking about the latest
So what I need is a suggestion
a suggestion for the type
Who might come to your rescue?
[ Shouting suggestions ]
Okay. All right.
I am gonna go with, like,
who might save you if they
So, whenever you're ready,
the name of your album
-Hi! We'll be right back
about a psychiatrist who opens
"Kentucky Freud Chicken,"
-Oh.
-Hey, Col, what comes to mind
platform shoes, and glass balls?
-Tuesday.
-Tuesday?
-Time to do my taxes.
[ Laughter ]
...because I find it
-You know we always love
Disco was a wonderful time.
I wore platform shoes,
-Yeah.
And, you know,
and I think all about the people
Like a Coast Guard kind of...
-Sailor guys.
-I think of that disco hit
[ Mid-tempo introduction plays ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
-♪ There's a disaster ♪
♪ Oh, what the heck? ♪
♪ They're ringin' the bell
♪ I think we're go, go, go,
-♪ We're goin' down ♪
-♪ Women and children,
♪ If someone dies,
-♪ Women and children ♪
-♪ You know what I'm feelin' ♪
♪ We need some sailors
-♪ Oh, women and children. ♪
♪ This could not be worse ♪
♪ Why do they got to go first? ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ I don't like that sensation ♪
♪ We could have more kids
-♪ Women and children ♪
♪ Women and children ♪
-♪ Women and children ♪
♪ They're not as strong as me ♪
-♪ Women and children ♪
♪ And so we're out to sea ♪
♪ Women and children ♪
[ Music ends ]
-You know, Col --
-Don't do that.
-I'm sorry.
-Oh, what's wrong?
That didn't hurt my nose.
I guess it's my piercing
[ Laughter ]
-Oh. Can't believe
-Yeah.
-'Cause I'm getting into punk.
-Punk.
You're on the top of things.
You know, when I think
I think about something --
you need helps of
That punk hit simply titled
[ Up-tempo rock music plays ]
-♪ I was lost at water ♪
♪ Not part of my plan ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ I tried to send out waves
♪ Whoo -- like Aquaman ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ I was lost, lost ♪
♪ What am I talkin' 'bout? ♪
♪ Then all of a sudden
♪ And I didn't know
♪ My leg was failed ♪
♪ Because I was inside
-Whale! Whale!
-Whale!
-♪ Well, I saw a whale
-♪ Oh, oh ♪
-♪ You know I named that whale
-♪ Whoa, oh ♪
-♪ Don't you know
-♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ To his blow hole ♪
-♪ Oh, it's a whale,
♪ It's a whale ♪
♪ There's nothin' like a,
♪ I pull its gristle ♪
-♪ It's a whale ♪
-♪ I got a lot of vomit
♪ And now I will be
♪ I know it sounds gross,
♪ That the vomit from a whale
♪ It's probably more valuable
♪ If you don't believe me,
♪ Or Wikipedia ♪
♪ Don't trust Wikipedia ♪
♪ It's sometimes untrustworthy ♪
♪ If you trust Wikipedia,
-Whale! Whale!
Whale! Wha-a-a-le!
[ Music slows, ends ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey, got another one
There's more "Whose Line"
Stick around.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey there. Welcome back
That's our show.
Tonight's winner is the lovely
So please read out the credits
trying to take honey away
played by the others.
Thanks for watching, everybody.
-All right.
Little Mark Leveson.
Have you got...
-I wanted -- Really?
That's good.
Oh.
-All right.
You're fine there.
-Bitch.
-Hey, you don't do that.
What the hell?
I just winged you.
Produce honey right now!
All right.
[ Cheers and applause ]
--