1 00:00:01,868 --> 00:00:02,936 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:06,673 and welcome to "Whose Line Is it Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:10,643 On tonight's show -- living the dream, Wayne Brady; 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,847 living la vida loca, Jonathan Mangum; 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,516 living on a prayer, Colin Mochrie; 6 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:21,054 and living in his car, Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:24,190 And I'm Aisha Tyler! Let's have some fun! 8 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:27,327 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,397 Yay! Yay! 10 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:31,531 Welcome, everybody. 11 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:32,999 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,501 the show where everything is made up. 13 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,036 The points -- they don't matter. 14 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:37,203 We've got a great show for you tonight, 15 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:38,304 so let's get started 16 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:40,273 with a game we call "Sound Effects." 17 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:41,674 This game is for Ryan and Colin, 18 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,443 so gentlemen, come on down. 19 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,211 And we're gonna need the help of two volunteers 20 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:46,479 from the audience. 21 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,548 Volunteers from the audience. 22 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:51,017 I can't wait to see who's coming. 23 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,252 Oh, my God. 24 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:53,420 Hi! What's your name? 25 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:55,688 -Joy. -Joy. Stay where you are. 26 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,891 And how about you? -Reene. 27 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,726 -Reene. Joy and Reene. Come with me. 28 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:03,696 Joy and Reene, come on down. Come with me. 29 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,866 Joy and Reene. It's gonna go great. 30 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,235 Colin's got the other one. He'll hand it to you. 31 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,937 -There you go. -All right. 32 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,772 Now, the way that this works is that Ryan and Colin 33 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,874 are gonna perform a scene, and Joy and Reene 34 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,610 will provide the sound effects, but only when prompted. 35 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,245 Joy will do the sound effects for Colin. 36 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:21,081 Reene, you'll do the sound effects for Ryan. 37 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:23,883 And the scene is that Ryan and Colin are two criminals 38 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,019 who break into a pet store in order to tunnel 39 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:28,521 into the bank next door. 40 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:30,623 Take it away. 41 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,393 -Glug, glug, glug. 42 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,662 Glug, glug, glug. 43 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:38,965 Care for a cup of bees? 44 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,333 Gets me going before the job. 45 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:41,534 -All right. You know what we're gonna do? 46 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:42,702 We're gonna break into this pet store 47 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:43,870 so we can tunnel into the bank. 48 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:46,506 -I know. I heard that somewhere. -All right. 49 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:48,608 I'm just going to use my glass cutter 50 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:50,243 and cut the glass. 51 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,979 -Eeeeeeeeeeeee. 52 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:57,083 -Hey, look at that little fly with the head of a human. 53 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,451 -He went in through that small door. 54 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,253 -Oh. Well, let's go down there. 55 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,222 -Wait. I think the door -- it has a little latch. 56 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,490 It looks like it opens up. 57 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:05,725 -[ Imitates squeaking ] 58 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:09,562 I twisted the head off a mouse. That's horrible. 59 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:10,630 -Hey, we're criminals! 60 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:13,466 That doesn't work that way. 61 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,601 -Let me just push. 62 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,836 -Unhhhhhhh! 63 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:19,539 -All right. Make sure we don't disturb any of the animals. 64 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:20,940 -Look at all of them. 65 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,442 -Oh. -[ Imitates animal squeaking ] 66 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,410 -Oh. -What the hell was that?! 67 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:27,180 -I don't know. It's -- it might be the alarm. 68 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:28,248 -What? 69 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:29,716 -I think it might have been the alarm. 70 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:31,117 -Beeboo, beeboo, beeboo! 71 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,886 -Oh. -The British police are coming. 72 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,822 -I know. We're in so much trouble. 73 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,490 -All right, let's try to get into the bank. 74 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:38,925 I heard there was an old trap door here somewhere. 75 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,760 -Really? -Oh, here it is. 76 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,062 The snake tank is on top of it. 77 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,998 -Hisssssss! 78 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,400 -Oh, I just peed. -Are you all right? 79 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:49,736 -I'm very nervous. All right. 80 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:50,870 Let's just jump down to the bottom. 81 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,071 -All right. 82 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,507 -Ach! -Oh. 83 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,576 -Dooooo! 84 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:57,744 -I'm still going. 85 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:59,779 -Ooooooooooooooh! Do! 86 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:02,148 -Oh. It was so much farther for me. 87 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,083 -It was. 88 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,019 And you're taller. It makes no sense physically. 89 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,121 -All right. Let me pace off the paces 90 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:09,522 to see where the bank vault is. -All right. 91 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,358 -Stand back. -Ttt, ttt, ttt. 92 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:13,526 -Take off your tap shoes. 93 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,695 -Damn! Why did I wear those? 94 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:18,231 I'll try again. -All right. 95 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,933 -Dooh, dooh, dooh, dooh. 96 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,668 -I'm walking in your urine! 97 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,670 Why did you pee down here? -I didn't mean to! 98 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,672 -You peed down the hatch. Now it's on the floor. 99 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:30,043 -Oh, boy. Look, this is the -- the reinforced -- 100 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:32,912 -Get out your drill. 101 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,280 -Errr. -Nope, won't work. 102 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:36,216 -Why didn't you charge it before you got down here?! 103 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,383 -Don't -- hey! 104 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,052 -Take a sledgehammer. -Ruht, ruht, ruht! 105 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:42,288 -I wasn't sure what you were doing there for a second. 106 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,891 -Bam. 107 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:47,560 -Let me do it. You're useless. [ Buzzer ] 108 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:52,098 [ Cheers and applause ] 109 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:55,335 -Everybody, give it up for Joy and Reene! 110 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,070 Thank you, ladies. 111 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,372 Thank you. Thank you. 112 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,241 Joy and Reene, everybody! 113 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,576 [ Cheers and applause ] 114 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,812 [ Laughter ] 115 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:15,488 I must say, there's -- there's nothing like a classic 116 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:16,723 pulling-a-sledgehammer- out-of-your-pants- 117 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,658 and-walking-through-urine bit. 118 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,026 -A long one. Did you see how long that was? 119 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,427 -That was impressive. I was worried 120 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,530 about your physical health. [ Laughs ] 121 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:25,898 It's just confusing, really. 122 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,533 -It's not the size of the hammer. 123 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:28,968 [ Laughter ] 124 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,638 -And now we're gonna play a game called "Scenes from a Hat," 125 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,806 which is for all four of our performers, 126 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,942 so Ryan and Colin, over there. 127 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,744 Wayne and Jonathan, you're over here. 128 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,146 Now, before the show, we asked our audience 129 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:41,714 to write down scenes they'd like to see acted out 130 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,249 by our gentlemen performers. 131 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,551 If you're ready, gentlemen, here we go. 132 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:49,822 "Unlikely things for football players to say in a huddle." 133 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:51,357 [ Laughter ] 134 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:52,892 -[Sighs] 135 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:54,661 All right, men. 136 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:57,063 One of y'all smell good as hell. 137 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:58,131 On three! 138 00:04:58,164 --> 00:04:59,732 [ Buzzer ] 139 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,301 [ Laughter ] 140 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:05,371 -65, 42, 89, 27! 141 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,906 I'm just gonna keep counting 'cause this feels good. 142 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,842 28, 93, 88! 143 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:11,744 [ Buzzer ] 144 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,179 -Everybody, get down. 145 00:05:13,212 --> 00:05:14,614 [ Mumbles indistinctly ] 146 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,983 [ Laughter ] 147 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:18,584 Left foot blue. 148 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:21,187 [ Laughter and applause ] 149 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:26,059 Right arm green. 150 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:27,126 [ Laughter ] 151 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,361 [ Buzzer ] 152 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:30,096 -[ Laughs ] You're right down the crotch. 153 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:31,130 Right down in the crotch. 154 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,165 -Exactly. 155 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:35,101 [ Cheers and applause ] 156 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:39,339 -"Weird things for a driving instructor to say." 157 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,541 [ Laughter ] 158 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,045 -I don't know. 159 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,348 [ Laughter ] 160 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,116 [ Buzzer ] 161 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:54,821 -You can just drop me off at the next corner up here. 162 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,656 [ Laughter ] 163 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,325 [ Buzzer ] 164 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,960 -[ Mimics engine ] You're doing a great job. 165 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:02,595 [ Mimics muffled crying ] Excuse me. 166 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:04,297 [ Mimics cocking gun, trunk squeaking ] 167 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:07,433 [ Mimics gunshots, trunk squeaking ] 168 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,768 Little Italy, over here. 169 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,670 [ Mimics engine ] 170 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,171 [ Buzzer ] 171 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,339 -No, no, no, no. Pull up! Pull up! 172 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,708 Don't let this [bleep] in. Pull up! Pull up! 173 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,076 [ Laughter ] 174 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,678 [ Buzzer ] 175 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,948 [ Cheers and applause ] 176 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:26,419 -"Jobs that should never be done in the nude." 177 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,855 [ Laughter ] 178 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,691 -All right, Darth Vader, today this ends. 179 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,159 [ Mimics light saber ] 180 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:35,061 Oh, God! 181 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,229 [ Buzzer ] 182 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,531 [ Laughter and applause ] 183 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,835 -Today we're going fly fishing. 184 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:46,539 Bzzzzzzzz! Thump! 185 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,008 [ Laughter ] 186 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,343 Boom! 187 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,478 [ Laughter ] 188 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,747 [ Buzzer ] 189 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:00,219 [ Laughter ] 190 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,058 [ Buzzer ] 191 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,694 [ Cheers and applause ] 192 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:13,666 -All right, let's do this luge. 193 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:16,135 [ Audience oohs ] 194 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,971 -Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp! 195 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:22,308 [ Buzzer ] 196 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:25,445 -All right! Don't go away. 197 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:28,114 There's gonna be much more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 198 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,183 right after this! 199 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:36,589 [ Cheers and applause ] 200 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:39,091 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 201 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,461 And now it's time to play a game called "Radio Show." 202 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:42,929 This is for all of our performers, 203 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,065 starting with Wayne and Jonathan acting as radio DJs. 204 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:47,633 And Ryan and Colin are gonna be 205 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,535 everybody else featured on this show. 206 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:53,906 So, what we need right now is a suggestion from the audience 207 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,808 for a subject for their show to be about. 208 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:57,777 So, what I need is a type of food. 209 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,946 What kind of food should their show be about? 210 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,280 [ Shouting suggestions ] 211 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,282 Ah, soup! 212 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,350 -What is it? -Yes. 213 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:07,587 -Soup? -All right, take it away. 214 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,021 [ Both mimicking into music ] 215 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:11,090 -You're listening to K-SOUP. -K-SOUP. 216 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:14,260 -Wet and hot in the morning. -Kkkkhhhhhhh! 217 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:15,628 -[ Mimic rooster crowing ] 218 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,097 -Moooooo! 219 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,866 All right. Are you ready for some soup? 220 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:23,703 It's me, Mike Minestrone in the morning, baby! 221 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,506 -And it's me, DJ...Salty. 222 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,708 [ Laughter ] 223 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:30,409 -This is the 6:00 drive time, 224 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,011 and we're gonna be giving you soup all day, 225 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,579 all night on the FM dial. -Ring, ring, ring, ring! 226 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,848 -On line number three, we have a caller. 227 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:38,518 -Hi, my name's Jerry. -Hey, Jerry. 228 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,587 -Hi. I'm -- I'm wondering about clam chowder, 229 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:46,959 and I noticed it's only served on Fridays. 230 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:48,528 And I'm wondering, is that -- 231 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:51,464 is that the only day that clams come out, 232 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:54,066 or why they wouldn't serve it the whole -- 233 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,568 -Click! -All right. 234 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:57,603 -Thank you for the call. -All right. 235 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:00,039 -We have a -- we have a caller now on line six, 236 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:01,374 a different caller. Go ahead, caller. 237 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,509 -Click! -Yeah, my name's Terrence Power. 238 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,712 I'm the head of the anti-soup lobby. 239 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:08,648 -Boooo! -Yee-haw! 240 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:09,982 -I know you're just pushing buttons. 241 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,652 That wasn't real people booing my stuff. 242 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:13,920 -Boo! 243 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,855 [ Audience booing ] 244 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,824 -How come you have so many people at your radio station? 245 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:22,228 -Because we are the only soup-oriented radio station 246 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:24,163 in the tri-state area, biatch! 247 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,364 -Soup is liquid! 248 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,301 It shouldn't be food. Yeah, argue that. 249 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,069 -Click! No, we won't. 250 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:31,571 [ Laughter ] 251 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,840 But what we will do is we will take a word from our sponsor... 252 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:40,012 -Hey...No...be. 253 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,814 Hey Nobe! 254 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:44,550 When you want to say no, 255 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:48,254 but you instead say, "Hey!" 256 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:51,457 -Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring! 257 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:54,594 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring! 258 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:57,229 [ Sobbing ] Soup has ruined my life. 259 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,531 -Oh. -Oh. 260 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,099 -My wife was trying to get romantic the other day 261 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,000 and walked out of the bathroom naked 262 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,868 and said, "Soup or sex?" 263 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,470 And I said, "I'll have the soup." 264 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:05,504 [ Laughter ] 265 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,406 -Whoo! -Whoo! [ Mimics gunshot ] 266 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,375 -Oh, hey, you know what goes well with soup? 267 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:11,677 -Not soup. -Exactly. 268 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:14,280 -♪ Buh, buh, buhdunala, buh, buh, buhdunala, duh ♪ 269 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:17,316 [ Laughter ] 270 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:21,821 [ Both singing gibberish ] 271 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,023 -I'm sorry, folks. I left my grandpa and my grandma 272 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,859 in the car, and they're making noise. 273 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,394 [ Buzzer ] 274 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:31,397 [ Cheers and applause ] 275 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,635 -[ Singing gibberish ] 276 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,204 [ Laughter ] 277 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,538 -You're a naughty boy. 278 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,674 I'm taking your points away and giving them -- 279 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,476 -That's all right. I'll get more later. 280 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,244 [ Laughter ] 281 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:47,513 I gots them points. 282 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:50,616 -Ooh, it's like a hip-hop song in here. 283 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,653 And now we play a game called "Irish Drinking Song." 284 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,488 This game is gonna be for all four 285 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:58,424 of our handsome gentlemen players. 286 00:10:58,457 --> 00:10:59,425 Come on down. 287 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,494 We've got Laura Hall on piano. 288 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:06,732 So, what I need from our audience is a suggestion 289 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,434 for somewhere you'd go on a date. 290 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,636 Give me somewhere you'd go on a date. 291 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,638 [ Shouting suggestions ] 292 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,574 The movies! All right, the movies. 293 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,543 Let's hear an Irish drinking song 294 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:20,312 all about a date at the movies. 295 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,448 Take it away, boys. 296 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:25,151 -♪ Ohhhhhh ♪ 297 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,621 ♪ Aidy, didy, didy, didy, didy, didy, di ♪ 298 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,523 -♪ I took my lady to a movie ♪ 299 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,391 -♪ It was a double feature ♪ 300 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,360 -♪ The lights went down slowly ♪ 301 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:37,163 -♪ And there was a big creature ♪ 302 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,230 -♪ I saw her ♪ 303 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,899 -Hold it. Hold it there. Hold it. 304 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,434 -Creature rhymes. What the [bleep]? 305 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,302 Creature rhymes with that. 306 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,571 -I moved my hand, and... 307 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:46,706 -He said "feature" and I said "creature." 308 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:49,008 That rhymes. 309 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,843 -If you ever doubted this [bleep] was made up, 310 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,211 you're welcome. 311 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,547 [ Laughter ] 312 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:59,552 -♪ Ohhhhh, aidy, didy, didy, didy, didy, didy, di ♪ 313 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,520 -Vamos a pelicula. 314 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,456 -♪ That is a language ♪ 315 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,691 -♪ And I love to use it ♪ 316 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,194 -♪ Look at the creature ♪ 317 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,295 -♪ I took my girl ♪ 318 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,363 -♪ We went to see a show ♪ 319 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,766 -♪ We had such fun ♪ 320 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,267 -♪ Yody, yody, doe ♪ 321 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:19,572 -♪ Aidy, didy, didy, didy, didy, didy, di ♪ 322 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,706 -I... 323 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,808 [ Laughter ] 324 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:26,879 -♪ Oh, aidy, didy, didy, didy, didy, didy, di ♪ 325 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,814 -♪ I saw my girl so pretty ♪ 326 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,783 -♪ I hugged her 'round the arms ♪ 327 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,818 -♪ I kissed her right on the lips ♪ 328 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,987 -♪ I caressed her lucky charms ♪ 329 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,822 -♪ She called me in the morning ♪ 330 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,724 -♪ And then she said to me ♪ 331 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,760 -♪ I love you so much, so much ♪ 332 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,428 -♪ Hey, look, I'm in 3D ♪ 333 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:46,732 -♪ Oh, aidy, didy, didy, didy, didy, didy, di ♪ 334 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,701 -♪ We got married two days later ♪ 335 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,336 -♪ I'm so happy now ♪ 336 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,638 -♪ We watch movies as a wedded couple ♪ 337 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,573 -♪ Don't ask me how ♪ 338 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,308 -♪ Horror or some drama ♪ 339 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,244 -♪ Some babies on the way ♪ 340 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,246 -♪ Maybe romantic comedy ♪ 341 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,914 -♪ Should tell her that I'm gay ♪ 342 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:06,018 -♪ Oh, aidy, didy, didy, didy, didy, didy, di ♪ 343 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:08,187 -♪ Then there was a knock at the door ♪ 344 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,955 -♪ Who was it, but her ♪ 345 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,991 -♪ She had a new boyfriend ♪ 346 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,826 -♪ You -- oh, cold, brr ♪ 347 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,828 -♪ I slammed the door in her face ♪ 348 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,830 -♪ I mean, come on, what the hell? ♪ 349 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:20,032 -♪ They snuck in through the window ♪ 350 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:21,500 -♪ I began to swell ♪ 351 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:25,371 -♪ Oh, aidy, didy, didy, didy, didy, didy, di ♪ 352 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:27,873 ♪ Oh, aidy, didy, didy, didy ♪ 353 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:33,112 -♪ Diiii-diiii, diiiii-diiiii-di ♪ 354 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:36,348 [ Cheers and applause ] 355 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,817 -Do not go away! 356 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,052 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 357 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,387 right after this! 358 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,692 [ Cheers and applause ] 359 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,561 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 360 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,096 where everything is made up and the points don't matter. 361 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,132 And now we're gonna play a game called "Greatest Hits." 362 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,134 This is a game for all four of our performers with the help 363 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,804 of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 364 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,105 Guys, come on down. 365 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,241 Now, the way this game works 366 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,144 is that Ryan and Colin are two television voice-over artists 367 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,780 talking about the very latest compilation album. 368 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:10,382 So, what I need is a suggestion from the audience here. 369 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,285 Could you give me a place where you would go to exercise? 370 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,854 [ Shouting suggestions ] 371 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,989 Park. Awesome. Yes. Okay. 372 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,024 I heard lots of wonderful things, 373 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,526 but I'm going to go with park. 374 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,529 So, the name of your album is "Songs of the Park." 375 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:24,663 Take it away. 376 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,131 -Hi. 377 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:33,472 We'll be back to our documentary on exotic dog...breeding, 378 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:37,710 "Shih Tzu Happens," in just a second. 379 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,411 What this CD compilation has 380 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:44,149 is some very unusual and inspiring duets. 381 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,618 -Really? That's two people, right? 382 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:48,754 -Yep. One of my favorite rappers is DMX. 383 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,423 -DMX, which stands for...? 384 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:54,960 -Uh, Dark Man X. 385 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,629 -[ Laughs ] Dark Man X. 386 00:14:56,662 --> 00:15:00,466 I did not know that. I did not know that. 387 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,902 -So, you're gonna -- and I -- 388 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,837 in a million years, you'll never guess who 389 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:07,039 he dueted with on this. -I don't know. 390 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,042 -Exactly. Or know you not. 391 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,644 It's Yoda! 392 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,279 -Yoda? -Yes. 393 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:17,283 So, sit back and listen to this incredible DMX/Yoda duet, 394 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,684 "Keep Off the Grass." 395 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,286 [ Music playing ] 396 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,888 -[ Rapping ] ♪ All right, everybody right here now? ♪ 397 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,491 ♪ Right in front of me? This thing right here ♪ 398 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:26,859 ♪ I tell everybody, woof, woof ♪ 399 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:29,595 ♪ Don't go on the grass, dog, this is mine ♪ 400 00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:32,298 ♪ Now, I see you looking at that, buddy, get on ♪ 401 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,899 ♪ Better get down right now, spill ♪ 402 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,367 ♪ This is my lawn, can't be yours ♪ 403 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,902 ♪ Have to want to stay and put you behind doors ♪ 404 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,604 ♪ If you see that how you mean ♪ 405 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:39,972 ♪ I'm gonna shoot you if you get on my green ♪ 406 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:42,308 ♪ I cut that, I get that, I hedge that ♪ 407 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,243 ♪ Remember, I'm all that ♪ 408 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,778 ♪ I will be the one you see ♪ 409 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:49,014 ♪ I will put my foot in you if you here up on my green ♪ 410 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,116 ♪ Because I'm like, boo! Oh, crap ♪ 411 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,919 ♪ I surprise you and I put you on the ground ♪ 412 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,821 ♪ Treat you as fertilizer ♪ 413 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,289 [ Cheers and applause ] 414 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,490 -♪ Get off my grass ♪ 415 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,092 -[ As Yoda ] Mm! Mm! 416 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,493 -♪ Get off my grass ♪ 417 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,596 -♪ Listen up, people, I am DJ Yoda ♪ 418 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,499 ♪ What's that smell? Oh, it's doggy odor ♪ 419 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,336 ♪ We're gonna go to It-ly, Spain, and Romey ♪ 420 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,738 -Romey! -♪ They have parks there ♪ 421 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:16,976 ♪ My ass, let's all jump and Jedi in the grass ♪ 422 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,644 -♪ Get off of my grass ♪ 423 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,045 -♪ Get off of my grass ♪ 424 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,680 -♪ Get off of my grass! ♪ 425 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,082 ♪ Get off of my grass ♪ 426 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,616 ♪ I would do [indistinct] ♪ 427 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,152 The music's done. Get off of my grass. 428 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:30,089 [ Cheers and applause ] 429 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,157 Thank you. 430 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,559 "And Romey." 431 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,327 [ Cheers and applause ] 432 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,628 -You know, I don't know if you remember 433 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,364 when we were small kids, and we -- 434 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,666 we weren't really into football or baseball, 435 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,968 but, boy, did we love to jump rope. 436 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,005 Remember that? We would jump rope day after day 437 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,940 until your dad took the rope away 'cause he had to tie up 438 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,775 your mom's hands, you know -- -All right. 439 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:53,645 -But, you know, I love my jump-rope chants. 440 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,081 -That's what -- you know, whenever I think of you, 441 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,249 that's the first thing I think of. 442 00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:58,851 -Oh, yeah? -Your jump-rope chants. 443 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:01,253 -My gosh. And when I think jump-rope chants, 444 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,588 I think of the one -- 445 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,390 something you'll want to stay away from at the park -- 446 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:08,794 that jump-rope chant, "Goose Poo." 447 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,897 -[ Clapping rhythmically ] 448 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,899 [ Laughter ] 449 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:16,502 -♪ My mama told me never to be loose ♪ 450 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,070 ♪ Because you've got to be careful ♪ 451 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,505 ♪ Of where the poop from goose ♪ 452 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,074 ♪ Goosey, goosey, poopy, poopy stepy, stepy, ow ♪ 453 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,743 ♪ Goosey, goosey, slip, whoopsy, goosey poopy now ♪ 454 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,479 -♪ Here's how you step if you step when you see a goose ♪ 455 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,082 ♪ It's step left, step right, slip on your caboose ♪ 456 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,350 -♪ On your caboose ♪ -♪ That is right ♪ 457 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,152 ♪ 'Cause it's goosey, goosey, stink ♪ 458 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,687 ♪ Goosey, goosey, goosey, there is goosey in the drink ♪ 459 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,791 -♪ There is goosey in the drink, call the son and daughter ♪ 460 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,693 ♪ Look at that goosey poop floating on that water ♪ 461 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,463 ♪ Goosey poop, goosey poop, from no dog or beagle ♪ 462 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:47,099 ♪ Goosey poop, it is much more docile than an eagle ♪ 463 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:48,734 -♪ Goosey poop ♪ -♪ Goosey poop ♪ 464 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,637 -♪ G-O-O-S-E ♪ 465 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,572 -♪ P-O-P ♪ 466 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,507 ♪ Is "pop," I left out an "O" ♪ 467 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,010 -♪ That's okay, don't you know? It's goosey poop ♪ 468 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,979 -♪ Goosey poop, Goosey, goosey, goosey poop ♪ 469 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:04,583 [ Cheers and applause ] 470 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:07,719 -Goosey "pop." -Goosey "pop." 471 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,089 -Incredibly fun and borderline gay. 472 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,590 You know, I can't get enough of that. 473 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,559 -No, I -- 474 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:17,763 [ Laughter ] 475 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,532 Anyway, one of the best duets on this album -- 476 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,434 again, another unusual pairing -- 477 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,037 -Oh, it's another duet, is what you're saying? 478 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:28,707 [ Laughter ] 479 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,008 -Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 480 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,879 So, sit back and enjoy this Bob Dylan/Seal combo. 481 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:36,415 -What?! Bob Dylan and Seal? 482 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,618 -Yeah. Not a seal, but Seal. 483 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:42,788 Bob Dylan and Seal with their great park song, 484 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,157 "Broken Swings and Monkey Bars." 485 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,892 [ Music playing ] 486 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:52,397 ♪♪ 487 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:56,502 -[ Singing indistinctly as Bob Dylan ] 488 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,771 ♪ That kid's waiting on a line outside ♪ 489 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,974 ♪ Well, they try to jump up and grab 'em ♪ 490 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,876 ♪ But, oh, how can it be? ♪ 491 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:08,213 ♪ It broke, and little Timmy fell victim to gravity ♪ 492 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,983 -[ Barking like a seal ] 493 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,886 -♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ -[ Continues barking ] 494 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,888 -♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 495 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,457 [ Wayne singing gibberish, Jonathan continues barking ] 496 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:22,494 ♪♪ 497 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:26,565 -♪ Broken swings and monkey bars ♪ 498 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:30,102 [ Sings indistinctly ] 499 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:31,203 -[ Barking like a seal ] 500 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:34,306 -♪ Broken swings and monkey bars ♪ 501 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,876 ♪ And there's goose poop on the slide ♪ 502 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,611 -[ Barking ] 503 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:44,650 [ Laughter ] 504 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,752 -[ Speaks indistinctly ] 505 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,253 [ Cheers and applause ] 506 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,622 -Find out who the winner is right after this short break. 507 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,357 Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. 508 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,896 [ Cheers and applause ] 509 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,831 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 510 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,233 Sadly, that's the end of our show, 511 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,202 but tonight's winners are Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie. 512 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,237 So, I would like you to read out the credits 513 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:08,740 as documentary filmmakers stuck in a shark cage. 514 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,842 Jonathan and Wayne are the sharks. 515 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,544 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 516 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:13,912 -How did we ever get stuck in here? 517 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,547 -I told Dan Patterson this was a bad idea. 518 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,082 -Why wouldn't you listen to Dan Patterson? 519 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,417 What about Jimmy Mulville? 520 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,520 -They're using the Ryan Stiles winch. 521 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,854 -You know what I feel like? 522 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,257 I feel like I'm on Noah's Ark with two sharks here. 523 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:28,327 -Oh, my God. That's -- That's -- 524 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,761 -That's a hammerhead. -Yes. 525 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,430 Otherwise known as an Aisha Tyler. 526 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,232 -Oh, Neil Sidwell's sure to get us out of here. 527 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,666 Oh, my gosh! My liver's gone. 528 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,868 Ow! God. That really... 529 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,571 -It's all right. I'm part Spam. 530 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,873 Oh, it got me right in the Ed Greene. 531 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:46,078 ♪♪ 532 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:49,081 -- Captions by VITAC -- 533 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,750 [ Cheers and applause ]