-Good evening everybody,
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
On tonight's show,
Funny girl,
Hair spray, Colin Mochrie.
And little shop of horrors,
And I'm Aisha Tyler --
Wow!
Hey, everybody, welcome!
Welcome to
The show where
and the points don't matter.
We've got a great show
so let's get started with a game
This is for
so please come towards me.
Here's how this works.
Heather is appearing
and Ryan, Colin and Wayne
that are going to be
Each of them has been given
or identity,
about their suitability
and in the process try to figure
and who these people are.
So, if you all are ready,
Heather, please go off
-Well, hello there, boys.
I was a stripper in the 1930s
Bachelor number one,
I like to gum carrots,
-Well, golly, gum would just
I think that would be
Absolutely. Mm-hmm.
Goodnight papa.
Good, listen bitch.
I don't have time
I want to have fun!
I want to be wild!
Oh, my God,
[ Puffing ]
Will you look at this
Ooh! Click!
Like a DeLorean.
[ Imitates seatbelts clicking,
[ Imitating engine revving ]
We're going so fast!
-Slow down!
-I don't care.
-[ Imitating siren blaring ]
[ Imitates brakes squealing ]
I'll just dump it here,
[ Laughter ]
-Bachelor number two,
-Mmm, well, of course
I, uh...
Excuse me.
Come with me.
Alright.
No, over here,
You come over here, like that.
Come on put
Alright, we're on our way.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Thank you.
-Yes.
what is your favorite piece
-Furniture in my house?
That's an unusual one.
Uh...
I'd have to say...
[ Laughter ]
Probably something
[ Laughter ]
Probably something
to the point
[ Laughter, audience oohs ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheering and applause ]
I'm sorry.
-I'm so bored!
Oh, my God.
Eek!
-Honey?!
Sucker.
[ Laughter ]
Ooh, wow.
-Girls, girls!
The Korean ambassador
Whoever the smart one is,
Use your guns,
-[ Grunting ]
-Well done, girls,
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Alright, bachelor number three,
[ Cheering and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-I feel like, Heather,
-Oh, we're done?
I didn't hear the buzzer.
-I just thought, I wonder how
-Would you like
-Yeah. I think you might have
-Alright, nicely done.
-Okay, all right, all right,
You were Charlie
-Uh, yeah, there was
Remember the other guy?
[ Buzzer ]
-Well then, it's good enough.
Shiva the destroyer?
-Ooh!
-That's my karaoke name
-Um, uh, what other things
-Oh, octopi.
What kind of an octopi was Ryan?
-A gross one.
[ Buzzer ]
Nice.
[ Cheering and applause ]
Points to Ryan for thinking
[ Laughter and applause ]
Alright, we're going
Don't go anywhere,
"Whose Line" coming
-Welcome back to
And now, we're going to move
This game is for
Come on down.
In this game we're also
and awesome and beautiful
So, please welcome author,
the gorgeous Padma Lakshmi.
Yay!
Okay, so...
-Nice to meet you.
-The way that this game works
are going to act out
but, Padma, you're not going
Your lines will be provided
So, just, like, listen
try to make sense of it
It's very difficult
And the scene is that
is putting the final touches
on his brand-new gorgeous
Suddenly, his hideous
Wayne...
-His what? His what?
-Suddenly, his hideous, failed,
Wayne, enters.
Hijinks ensue.
-[ Imitating power tools ]
-I feel life.
I feel-- did you hear me?
-I heard you because
I've created you from
-You are my master.
-And now you are done and I will
-Why have you done this?
-Because I've never had a woman
-Oh.
out of spare parts.
-Well, of course, I have
so you might be alright.
[ Laughter and applause ]
I love you master.
Make love to me in a way
-I'll have to rearrange
-Yes, yes make her love to her
-Oh, my God!
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Oh, my God,
Was that your first experiment?
-Yes. Grunella,
-I came back to get my things.
-I put you in the yard
-And I climbed out -- and I
I've done things
-Jill, you must kill Grenada.
-I will protect you,
I shall make this ugly
Oh, God, you're ugly!
Ah!
Oh, now to the groin.
-If my groin was
-Don't tell me
I purposely put your groin
-Why would you?
-I can tell you why, but it's
if I do.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Thank you.
for the gorgeous Padma Lakshmi!
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Well, I think it is clear
I am not assigning
-What?
its own reward, Wayne.
-I'm a professional.
-I was going to wear
-Right?
I've seen you
[ Laughter ]
"Ladies!"
Alright, now we're going to play
This is for all four
Please come towards me.
Ryan and Colin over there.
Heather and Wayne
This is a quick fire game
has to come up
as possible of the world's worst
When you're ready,
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-No, of course I believe in
But I do have
would you prefer
or, "Damn, that's
[ Buzzer ]
-We must date at night, you will
We must date at night,
you will not see me
[ Buzzer ]
-Thanks, you think I'm pretty?
That's so sweet, you should
[ Roaring ]
[ Buzzer ]
-I'm sorry, I -- I guess
I-I just --
I thought...
-Would you like
-Yes!
[ Buzzer ]
-Smeagol thought
[ Cheering and applause ]
This is dutch,
You will never get kisses!
-And you will never see me
-Aah!
[ Buzzer ]
-Just so I don't
I've drawn a picture
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Ridiculous!
[ Laughing ]
-I know it's our first date,
but do you think maybe I could
[ Laughter ]
-I'm going to throw these away.
[ Laughter ]
-I know it's our first date,
but can you put
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-No, no, no, no, seriously.
The guy and the girl wanted me
It was -- it was good.
Drink -- drink your wine.
[ Buzzer ]
-My job?
of the front of cars.
A '57 Chevy.
A '64 Plymouth.
[ Laughter ]
I've got 1,000 more.
[ Buzzer ]
-I was a stripper
[ Laughter and applause,
-You know, I hope you're better
-Oh!
Oh!
Don't go anywhere, there's more
coming at you
Stay there.
-Welcome back to
We're going to keep things
with a game called
This is a game for Ryan,
with the help of Laura Hall
on piano and guitar,
And the way that this game works
are two TV voiceover
and they're talking about
Wayne is going to be
of the songs
And what I need is a suggestions
Can you give me a suggestion
that would live with you
Who's someone who lives
Okay, roommate.
that's a good one.
Alright, so the name
is called
When you're ready, take it away.
-Hi, we'll be back
about a wiener dog
after she was fixed,
in "Two Dachshunds in One:
in just a second.
-I guess you were too busy
to clean up
-Hey, why are you
Why don't you
-Because I'm tired
-Listen, why don't you
-We have our own places.
-But that's what it's like
People just don't get along.
-Yeah. Well one of my favorite
and of course I'm talking
-Oh, I love "The Wonder Years,"
-Totally different.
Stevie Wonder, as I say,
and the song he did
-He's done many, but I don't
-Yeah, that's what
this one has become
And that is, "How Did the Fridge
♪♪
-♪ How did the fridge ♪
♪ How did it get
♪ I did not know
Hold on.
♪ I don't understand
♪ I just want somebody
♪ How'd it, how'd it ♪
♪ How'd it get down there ♪
♪ Because I just don't know ♪
♪♪
[ Cheering and applause ]
♪♪
♪ Somebody please tell me
♪ Now see, when I left
♪ The fridge was in
♪ When I came back around three,
♪ I tried to grab
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ But it wasn't there ♪
♪ How inconsiderate 'cause
♪ 'cause it was
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Well, this job isn't
I'm going to have to find
-What?
-Oh. You were a little blue
-I was a little blue because --
and like, it was horrible.
If it was the greens
-There's no happy blues?
No, but this blues artists
-Who is it?
-Turkey Wattle Benson?
-Yes, one of the great
has this great roommates song
-"Rent Is Due"?
and he's out of a job --
-What?
-You can't play guitar!
-You can't do it!
great blues song.
-Stay in the picture.
the blues song, "The Rent Is Due
I play the pi--
That's alright.
♪♪
[ Cheering and applause ]
-That's right.
♪ I let you sleep inside
♪ You said you would have that
♪ But now the first of
♪ And I'm like knock-knock,
♪ I extended the courtesy
♪ But damn, the rent is due ♪
♪ Yes, I'm hurting all the way
♪ Oh, you eat my food,
♪ When you peed in my bathroom ♪
♪ You left a ring around
♪ I'm feeling a hole
♪ Damn, my mama told me so ♪
♪ So blue, yeah,
Let's get some, bring it down,
♪ I told you that
♪ If you would be
♪ But you ain't showed me
♪ And I think it's utter bull
♪ Yeah, now you understand
♪ I take green cash,
♪ Staying in that room
♪ And damn you really
♪ Oh, man, damn right now, baby,
♪ Because rent is due ♪
♪ Where's my money? ♪
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Don't go anywhere,
who won the show
Stay where you are.
-Welcome back to
That's the end of our show.
Tonight all four of you
So, I'd like you
as if you're all school kids
taunting each other
and Colin is the bus driver.
Thanks for watching everybody.
Goodnight.
-Dan Patterson,
Kids, you keep -- keep your
-Aw, you're a Jimmy Mulville.
-I'm opening the back door.
-Ryan Stiles,
Remember that's how we lost
-I'm opening the back door.
-Stop it. Oh right,
Alright --
-Who's next? Ray Miller?
-I'm opening the sky thing.
-You got a lot.
[ Cheering and applause ]