1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:04,170 -Good evening everybody, 2 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:06,606 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:11,378 On tonight's show, 4 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:14,114 Funny girl, 5 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:16,549 Hair spray, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:21,187 And little shop of horrors, 7 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:24,257 And I'm Aisha Tyler -- 8 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:27,694 Wow! 9 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:31,064 Hey, everybody, welcome! 10 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,799 Welcome to 11 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:35,001 The show where 12 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,003 and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,571 We've got a great show 14 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:41,274 so let's get started with a game 15 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:42,642 This is for 16 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:44,978 so please come towards me. 17 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:47,013 Here's how this works. 18 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:50,150 Heather is appearing 19 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:54,354 and Ryan, Colin and Wayne 20 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:57,157 that are going to be 21 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,225 Each of them has been given 22 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,161 or identity, 23 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,762 about their suitability 24 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:06,166 and in the process try to figure 25 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:07,700 and who these people are. 26 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,269 So, if you all are ready, 27 00:01:09,301 --> 00:01:11,438 Heather, please go off 28 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,840 -Well, hello there, boys. 29 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:19,545 I was a stripper in the 1930s 30 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,348 Bachelor number one, 31 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:27,253 I like to gum carrots, 32 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:30,256 -Well, golly, gum would just 33 00:01:30,289 --> 00:01:32,625 I think that would be 34 00:01:32,658 --> 00:01:34,294 Absolutely. Mm-hmm. 35 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:35,762 Goodnight papa. 36 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,401 Good, listen bitch. 37 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:47,006 I don't have time 38 00:01:47,039 --> 00:01:48,608 I want to have fun! 39 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,143 I want to be wild! 40 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:52,312 Oh, my God, 41 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:54,314 [ Puffing ] 42 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:58,918 Will you look at this 43 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,355 Ooh! Click! 44 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:04,057 Like a DeLorean. 45 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:10,363 [ Imitates seatbelts clicking, 46 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:13,566 [ Imitating engine revving ] 47 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:18,171 We're going so fast! 48 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:19,739 -Slow down! 49 00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:21,608 -I don't care. 50 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:26,112 -[ Imitating siren blaring ] 51 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,214 [ Imitates brakes squealing ] 52 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:31,050 I'll just dump it here, 53 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:36,356 [ Laughter ] 54 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:40,126 -Bachelor number two, 55 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,096 -Mmm, well, of course 56 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:46,900 I, uh... 57 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,268 Excuse me. 58 00:02:51,603 --> 00:02:53,106 Come with me. 59 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,280 Alright. 60 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:03,316 No, over here, 61 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,953 You come over here, like that. 62 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:10,290 Come on put 63 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,060 Alright, we're on our way. 64 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:19,465 [ Laughter and applause ] 65 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,768 -Thank you. 66 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:24,003 -Yes. 67 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,273 what is your favorite piece 68 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,542 -Furniture in my house? 69 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:31,844 That's an unusual one. 70 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,514 Uh... 71 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,950 I'd have to say... 72 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:39,252 [ Laughter ] 73 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,721 Probably something 74 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:44,724 [ Laughter ] 75 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:49,629 Probably something 76 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:51,731 to the point 77 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:55,134 [ Laughter, audience oohs ] 78 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:58,738 [ Laughter ] 79 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:02,242 [ Cheering and applause ] 80 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,218 I'm sorry. 81 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,856 -I'm so bored! 82 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:21,728 Oh, my God. 83 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:22,729 Eek! 84 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,831 -Honey?! 85 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:26,232 Sucker. 86 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,768 [ Laughter ] 87 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:40,113 Ooh, wow. 88 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,418 -Girls, girls! 89 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,087 The Korean ambassador 90 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,628 Whoever the smart one is, 91 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:02,669 Use your guns, 92 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,604 -[ Grunting ] 93 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:10,510 -Well done, girls, 94 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,613 [ Cheering and applause ] 95 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:24,023 -Alright, bachelor number three, 96 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:27,026 [ Cheering and applause ] 97 00:05:34,933 --> 00:05:37,704 [ Buzzer ] 98 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:43,409 -I feel like, Heather, 99 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,812 -Oh, we're done? 100 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,547 I didn't hear the buzzer. 101 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,615 -I just thought, I wonder how 102 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,084 -Would you like 103 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:56,456 -Yeah. I think you might have 104 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:59,058 -Alright, nicely done. 105 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,694 -Okay, all right, all right, 106 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:05,164 You were Charlie 107 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,966 -Uh, yeah, there was 108 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:09,469 Remember the other guy? 109 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,104 [ Buzzer ] 110 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,339 -Well then, it's good enough. 111 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:18,244 Shiva the destroyer? 112 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:20,480 -Ooh! 113 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:24,384 -That's my karaoke name 114 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:27,820 -Um, uh, what other things 115 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:30,189 -Oh, octopi. 116 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,725 What kind of an octopi was Ryan? 117 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:35,361 -A gross one. 118 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,864 [ Buzzer ] 119 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:41,000 Nice. 120 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:49,542 [ Cheering and applause ] 121 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,079 Points to Ryan for thinking 122 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:58,351 [ Laughter and applause ] 123 00:06:58,384 --> 00:06:59,952 Alright, we're going 124 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,487 Don't go anywhere, 125 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,322 "Whose Line" coming 126 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:11,864 -Welcome back to 127 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:14,834 And now, we're going to move 128 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,702 This game is for 129 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,871 Come on down. 130 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:22,074 In this game we're also 131 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,476 and awesome and beautiful 132 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:26,012 So, please welcome author, 133 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:31,951 the gorgeous Padma Lakshmi. 134 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:36,189 Yay! 135 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,857 Okay, so... 136 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,192 -Nice to meet you. 137 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,760 -The way that this game works 138 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,128 are going to act out 139 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:44,197 but, Padma, you're not going 140 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,698 Your lines will be provided 141 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:48,401 So, just, like, listen 142 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:51,404 try to make sense of it 143 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:53,072 It's very difficult 144 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:56,242 And the scene is that 145 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,610 is putting the final touches 146 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:01,080 on his brand-new gorgeous 147 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:04,650 Suddenly, his hideous 148 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,619 Wayne... 149 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,421 -His what? His what? 150 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:14,594 -Suddenly, his hideous, failed, 151 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,529 Wayne, enters. 152 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:18,898 Hijinks ensue. 153 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:21,467 -[ Imitating power tools ] 154 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,905 -I feel life. 155 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:28,241 I feel-- did you hear me? 156 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:31,110 -I heard you because 157 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,044 I've created you from 158 00:08:33,078 --> 00:08:34,447 -You are my master. 159 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,982 -And now you are done and I will 160 00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:40,786 -Why have you done this? 161 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,956 -Because I've never had a woman 162 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,358 -Oh. 163 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:46,826 out of spare parts. 164 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,828 -Well, of course, I have 165 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,496 so you might be alright. 166 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:58,037 [ Laughter and applause ] 167 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,106 I love you master. 168 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:03,743 Make love to me in a way 169 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,878 -I'll have to rearrange 170 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,681 -Yes, yes make her love to her 171 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,850 -Oh, my God! 172 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:15,821 [ Laughter and applause ] 173 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,857 -Oh, my God, 174 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,225 Was that your first experiment? 175 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,193 -Yes. Grunella, 176 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,095 -I came back to get my things. 177 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,398 -I put you in the yard 178 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:28,100 -And I climbed out -- and I 179 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:31,470 I've done things 180 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,606 -Jill, you must kill Grenada. 181 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:36,876 -I will protect you, 182 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,512 I shall make this ugly 183 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:40,980 Oh, God, you're ugly! 184 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:46,018 Ah! 185 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,154 Oh, now to the groin. 186 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:50,690 -If my groin was 187 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,161 -Don't tell me 188 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:58,497 I purposely put your groin 189 00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,932 -Why would you? 190 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,634 -I can tell you why, but it's 191 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,835 if I do. 192 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,137 [ Buzzer ] 193 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,506 [ Cheering and applause ] 194 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,309 -Thank you. 195 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,645 for the gorgeous Padma Lakshmi! 196 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:15,781 [ Cheering and applause ] 197 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,922 -Well, I think it is clear 198 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,625 I am not assigning 199 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,893 -What? 200 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:31,263 its own reward, Wayne. 201 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,498 -I'm a professional. 202 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,066 -I was going to wear 203 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,835 -Right? 204 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,703 I've seen you 205 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:41,474 [ Laughter ] 206 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,376 "Ladies!" 207 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:47,380 Alright, now we're going to play 208 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,881 This is for all four 209 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,415 Please come towards me. 210 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,318 Ryan and Colin over there. 211 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,120 Heather and Wayne 212 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,889 This is a quick fire game 213 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:58,524 has to come up 214 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:03,329 as possible of the world's worst 215 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,531 When you're ready, 216 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:12,438 [ Laughter and applause ] 217 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,974 [ Buzzer ] 218 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:19,045 -No, of course I believe in 219 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,113 But I do have 220 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:24,450 would you prefer 221 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,952 or, "Damn, that's 222 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,154 [ Buzzer ] 223 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:37,096 -We must date at night, you will 224 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,632 We must date at night, 225 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:42,101 you will not see me 226 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:45,905 [ Buzzer ] 227 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,406 -Thanks, you think I'm pretty? 228 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,276 That's so sweet, you should 229 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,945 [ Roaring ] 230 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,715 [ Buzzer ] 231 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:59,485 -I'm sorry, I -- I guess 232 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:01,987 I-I just -- 233 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,924 I thought... 234 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:07,326 -Would you like 235 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:08,627 -Yes! 236 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,763 [ Buzzer ] 237 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:14,633 -Smeagol thought 238 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,670 [ Cheering and applause ] 239 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,739 This is dutch, 240 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,340 You will never get kisses! 241 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,375 -And you will never see me 242 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,944 -Aah! 243 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:28,581 [ Buzzer ] 244 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:29,849 -Just so I don't 245 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,118 I've drawn a picture 246 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,954 [ Laughter ] 247 00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:37,990 [ Cheering and applause ] 248 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,126 -Ridiculous! 249 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,428 [ Laughing ] 250 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:43,896 -I know it's our first date, 251 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,433 but do you think maybe I could 252 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:50,603 [ Laughter ] 253 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,238 -I'm going to throw these away. 254 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,474 [ Laughter ] 255 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,076 -I know it's our first date, 256 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,544 but can you put 257 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:02,047 [ Laughter ] 258 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,483 [ Buzzer ] 259 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,085 -No, no, no, no, seriously. 260 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,321 The guy and the girl wanted me 261 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,423 It was -- it was good. 262 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,959 Drink -- drink your wine. 263 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,728 [ Buzzer ] 264 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,230 -My job? 265 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,932 of the front of cars. 266 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,169 A '57 Chevy. 267 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:26,472 A '64 Plymouth. 268 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,908 [ Laughter ] 269 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,609 I've got 1,000 more. 270 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,546 [ Buzzer ] 271 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,815 -I was a stripper 272 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:39,118 [ Laughter and applause, 273 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:43,022 -You know, I hope you're better 274 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:46,525 -Oh! 275 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:50,129 Oh! 276 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,464 Don't go anywhere, there's more 277 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,665 coming at you 278 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,234 Stay there. 279 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,342 -Welcome back to 280 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,711 We're going to keep things 281 00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:07,079 with a game called 282 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,914 This is a game for Ryan, 283 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,115 with the help of Laura Hall 284 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:13,485 on piano and guitar, 285 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,188 And the way that this game works 286 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,157 are two TV voiceover 287 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,526 and they're talking about 288 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,861 Wayne is going to be 289 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,629 of the songs 290 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,998 And what I need is a suggestions 291 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,034 Can you give me a suggestion 292 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,237 that would live with you 293 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:34,673 Who's someone who lives 294 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,040 Okay, roommate. 295 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,176 that's a good one. 296 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,677 Alright, so the name 297 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,446 is called 298 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,047 When you're ready, take it away. 299 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,983 -Hi, we'll be back 300 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,118 about a wiener dog 301 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:49,922 after she was fixed, 302 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:54,460 in "Two Dachshunds in One: 303 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,061 in just a second. 304 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,496 -I guess you were too busy 305 00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:58,864 to clean up 306 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,065 -Hey, why are you 307 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,267 Why don't you 308 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,401 -Because I'm tired 309 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,435 -Listen, why don't you 310 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,037 -We have our own places. 311 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,439 -But that's what it's like 312 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,174 People just don't get along. 313 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,543 -Yeah. Well one of my favorite 314 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,178 and of course I'm talking 315 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,714 -Oh, I love "The Wonder Years," 316 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,917 -Totally different. 317 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,252 Stevie Wonder, as I say, 318 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,922 and the song he did 319 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,323 -He's done many, but I don't 320 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,457 -Yeah, that's what 321 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,159 this one has become 322 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:30,362 And that is, "How Did the Fridge 323 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:35,367 ♪♪ 324 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:40,339 ♪♪ 325 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,641 -♪ How did the fridge ♪ 326 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:47,880 ♪ How did it get 327 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:53,686 ♪ I did not know 328 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,889 Hold on. 329 00:15:56,922 --> 00:16:00,559 ♪ I don't understand 330 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:03,562 ♪ I just want somebody 331 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:06,699 ♪ How'd it, how'd it ♪ 332 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:10,235 ♪ How'd it get down there ♪ 333 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,238 ♪ Because I just don't know ♪ 334 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:19,244 ♪♪ 335 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,381 [ Cheering and applause ] 336 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:25,718 ♪♪ 337 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,989 ♪ Somebody please tell me 338 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:35,227 ♪ Now see, when I left 339 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:40,099 ♪ The fridge was in 340 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:45,637 ♪ When I came back around three, 341 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:51,477 ♪ I tried to grab 342 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,046 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 343 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,348 ♪ But it wasn't there ♪ 344 00:16:56,382 --> 00:17:00,285 ♪ How inconsiderate 'cause 345 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:04,823 ♪ 'cause it was 346 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,060 [ Cheering and applause ] 347 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,465 -Well, this job isn't 348 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,136 I'm going to have to find 349 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,405 -What? 350 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,508 -Oh. You were a little blue 351 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:23,909 -I was a little blue because -- 352 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,345 and like, it was horrible. 353 00:17:26,377 --> 00:17:27,646 If it was the greens 354 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:28,914 -There's no happy blues? 355 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,683 No, but this blues artists 356 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,519 -Who is it? 357 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,753 -Turkey Wattle Benson? 358 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,955 -Yes, one of the great 359 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:41,727 has this great roommates song 360 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,295 -"Rent Is Due"? 361 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:45,164 and he's out of a job -- 362 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,932 -What? 363 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,801 -You can't play guitar! 364 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,270 -You can't do it! 365 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,872 great blues song. 366 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,941 -Stay in the picture. 367 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,143 the blues song, "The Rent Is Due 368 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,245 I play the pi-- 369 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,416 That's alright. 370 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:10,255 ♪♪ 371 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:15,227 [ Cheering and applause ] 372 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,763 -That's right. 373 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,532 ♪ I let you sleep inside 374 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:24,103 ♪ You said you would have that 375 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,838 ♪ But now the first of 376 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,574 ♪ And I'm like knock-knock, 377 00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:34,279 ♪ I extended the courtesy 378 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:38,183 ♪ But damn, the rent is due ♪ 379 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:41,587 ♪ Yes, I'm hurting all the way 380 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,957 ♪ Oh, you eat my food, 381 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,558 ♪ When you peed in my bathroom ♪ 382 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,193 ♪ You left a ring around 383 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,028 ♪ I'm feeling a hole 384 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,630 ♪ Damn, my mama told me so ♪ 385 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:55,834 ♪ So blue, yeah, 386 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,337 Let's get some, bring it down, 387 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,439 ♪ I told you that 388 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:05,110 ♪ If you would be 389 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,247 ♪ But you ain't showed me 390 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,183 ♪ And I think it's utter bull 391 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:15,220 ♪ Yeah, now you understand 392 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,890 ♪ I take green cash, 393 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:21,393 ♪ Staying in that room 394 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:24,997 ♪ And damn you really 395 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:30,402 ♪ Oh, man, damn right now, baby, 396 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,671 ♪ Because rent is due ♪ 397 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:37,709 ♪ Where's my money? ♪ 398 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,745 [ Cheering and applause ] 399 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,588 -Don't go anywhere, 400 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,156 who won the show 401 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,691 Stay where you are. 402 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,098 -Welcome back to 403 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,500 That's the end of our show. 404 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,303 Tonight all four of you 405 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,470 So, I'd like you 406 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,039 as if you're all school kids 407 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,474 taunting each other 408 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,176 and Colin is the bus driver. 409 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,978 Thanks for watching everybody. 410 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,513 Goodnight. 411 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,348 -Dan Patterson, 412 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,117 Kids, you keep -- keep your 413 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,119 -Aw, you're a Jimmy Mulville. 414 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,955 -I'm opening the back door. 415 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,824 -Ryan Stiles, 416 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,026 Remember that's how we lost 417 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,129 -I'm opening the back door. 418 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:35,234 -Stop it. Oh right, 419 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,935 Alright -- 420 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,770 -Who's next? Ray Miller? 421 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:42,341 -I'm opening the sky thing. 422 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,710 -You got a lot. 423 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,646 [ Cheering and applause ]