-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome to
On tonight's show
Big Easy Jeff Davis,
Big Kahuna Colin Mochrie,
and Big Foot Greg Proops.
And I am Aisha Tyler,
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey everybody, welcome.
Welcome to
the show where
and the points do not matter
and I want you to know that
Ryan Stiles could not be
so we have the equally beautiful
Greg Proops sitting in
Yes and we are lucky
Lucky to have you.
So, let's get started
"Scenes from a Hat"
of our performers so, gentlemen,
Greg and Colin there,
Now, before the show
to write down scenes
by our gentlemen performers
and I've got the suggestions
I'm gonna read them out
and we're gonna see how many
"Unhelpful Things
-We're screwed.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Everybody calm down,
[ Laughter ]
-Well done.
-"Unlikely Things
To Do or Say."
-What?
-Alrighty.
Okay, let's just, uh...
[ Laughter ]
[ Blows air ]
[ Applause ]
-Alright, this won't hurt.
Oh, my God, I think
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
'Cause there's nothing as funny
[ Laughter ]
-Or as current.
-Is this your card?
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheering ]
-"Inappropriate Jobs for Bring
-Alright,
Alright,
[ Laughter ]
No, no, no, no,
-You're so good.
-Shh, shh.
[ Buzzer ]
-Timmy, Johnny,
[ Buzzer ]
[ Applause ]
-Ring-na-na-na-na,
[ Laughter ]
[ Kisses ]
[ Buzzer ]
-"Unappetizing Flavors
-Mm.
Balls in vinegar?
[ Buzzer ]
You can't just stop at one.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, lord.
-[ Laughs ]
-You tickled yourself.
-[ Laughs ]
-Once you pop...
-[ Laughs ]
-Mm, shingles.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Kardashian.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-"Inappropriate Things
-I hereby launch this baby.
Tsh.
[ Laughter ]
-Aw, balls and vinegar.
-Ah, yeah, oh,
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Clears throat ]
Lord, we introduce you
Tayisha Laquanda Telashina
Raquane Shalamar Teytey
L'Oreal Pamloma
Chantruse Tar-jay
Monquat Nitro-glycerin
Ly-soleil Shady
Targa [bleep] this.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I'm in some physical discomfort
and also mental disturbance
it's like in,
It's like the contrast
of balls and vinegar.
-[ Laughs ]
-Right?
-That's the secret of the chip,
-[ Laughs ] Alright, the next
is called "Duet."
It's for Wayne and Jeff
and Linda Taylor
and here to join them,
writing, singer Darren Criss.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
-Alright.
-Now, Wayne and Jeff,
all about Darren Criss
and you're gonna be singing it
-Motown.
-If, but if you, if you worked
if you weren't an actor,
-In the global sense.
I'd be in the audience
getting so excited.
-Good enough. Hit it.
♪♪
-Alright now.
-♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
♪ Hey, baby,
♪ But I hear that
-♪ It's great ♪
-♪ No, I've never
♪ 'Cause I'm over 20
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ But I would love
-♪ Now, I'm unlike Jeff ♪
♪ I've seen you're work on TV ♪
-Oh, have you now?
You've seen me?
-♪ Because I know
♪ Ooh, I see you on "Glee" ♪
-Oh, oh, that's so
I appreciate that.
♪ You's a real fast talker ♪
♪ I guess that makes me
♪ Because I know all about you ♪
♪ Oh, I do ♪
♪ Yes, I do ♪
♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Now I know
♪ I hear that your moves
-Oh.
-♪ And that you would
♪ But you're not so shake
-Oh. Oh.
-♪ Well, well,
♪ Yeah, the fact that
♪ The CW tonight because you get
♪ Alright ♪
-♪ Okay ♪
-♪ Alright ♪
-♪ I wanna be in a play
-Oh thank you,
-♪ One day ♪
-♪ Now before
♪ There's one more thing
-Oh, what's that? What's that?
What's it gonna be?
-♪ 'Cause it's just my hope ♪
♪ Would you sing
♪ Will you just take this song
♪ Let me hear you sing ♪
-♪ Oh, oh, yeah,
♪ I would love
-Bring it home. Bring it home.
-♪ I gotta sing 'cause
♪ 'Cause I'm here for doing
♪ Trying to find a word to find
-Come on.
-♪ And gonna keep on going,
♪ Oh, Wayne ♪
-♪ There's nothing
♪ He can dance, he can sing
-♪ Well, here's one thing ♪
♪ That I know that I can do
♪ Damn it,
-♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
-Darren Criss.
-Thank you, man. Pleasure.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Ladies and gentlemen,
-Thank you, guys. Appreciate it.
-Awesome.
Don't go anywhere,
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Welcome back to
ladies and gentlemen.
Everything is made up here
Now we're gonna play
which is for all four of
Okay, Colin and Wayne,
Would the award nominees
Jeff and Greg,
presenters at the ceremony.
So, this isn't an award
This is an award show
Take it away Jeff and Greg.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Welcome back.
-And I am Jeremy Irons.
-Again, we're celebrating
the award for the most
You know, they say good fences
-You know, Keanu,
-It's Keanu.
-Bless you.
[ Laughter ]
-Our nominees for the most
Tippy McTavish
for I play the music loud
-Our next nominees are
hey, we should buy curtains
-And the final nominees are
we keep animals in the yard.
-And the winner for the most
-Go on, Keanu,
-It was the last ones you said,
Kippy and the other guy
-For animals in the yard.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Alright.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You're welcome. Congrats.
-Wow. Wow. Ah, well, of course
without our cat, Fluffy,
has been in heat for 17 years.
-Argh-argh-argh.
[ Laughter ]
-I wanna thank all of
that over the past 14 years,
I really don't like to go out
they're like my family
if anybody from the city
I'd probably kill them
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah.
You know what, when I started
three years ago, people said --
People said I wouldn't lead
[ Exhales ]
[ Bleep ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I have been rendered speechless
by the extra special awesomeness
so 1,000 points to all of you
for cocktails after the show
-Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
you've been waiting for it.
Here comes a hoedown.
This is for all four
Boys, come on down!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes! Alright. Before we can --
-Don't put too much on it.
-Don't get too happy right now.
-I mean, that's the happiest
about a hoedown,
What I do need from you guys
of the great things in life.
What is the -- one of the most
about being alive?
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
-Bacon? Bacon.
-Bacon.
and one of the great things
unless you're a vegan or a pig.
So why don't we expand
and make this
If you'd like to circle bacon
and make that into your piece,
Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
Take it away, boys.
♪♪
[ Clapping ]
-♪ When it comes to eatin',
♪ I am what the dictionary
♪ I'm very careful
♪ I'll only eat bacon
[ Laughter ]
-♪ I love eating food,
-Uh-huh.
-♪ I eat it when I'm working ♪
♪ I eat it when I play ♪
♪ It makes me oh, so happy,
♪ It almost makes me forget
[ Cheering ]
-[ Clears throat ]
-♪ Well, I'm a vegetarian,
♪ And when I eat too many beans
♪ I just sit there scooping
[ Laughter ]
-♪ My wife's a vegetarian
-Mm-hmm.
-♪ And though
♪ I still think she's so sweet ♪
♪ When we go to dinner
♪ She will never eat me
-Oh.
-♪ I like myself
♪ I like my Krispy Kreme ♪
♪ I'd eat at Mickey D's all day,
♪ I'd never eat no health food,
♪ I have a brand new disease,
-♪ Type 11 diabetes ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Do no go away, there's more
right after this.
Welcome back to
and now we move onto a game
This is a game
accompanied by Laura Hall
Guys, come on down.
You're gonna be helped out
so please give it up
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Whoo-hoo. Yay!
-What's your music, huh?
-One of these things
-Now, the way that this works is
are gonna stand together
a very odd three-headed singer.
You're gonna make up
but you're each only gonna
and what I need
is some help to complete
"I Can't Live Without Your..."
-Muzzle?
Bubbles.
"I Can't Live Without
Take it away, boys.
♪♪
-♪ Your ♪
-♪ Bubbles ♪
-♪ So ♪
-♪ That ♪
-♪ Wish ♪
-♪ Was ♪
-♪ Of ♪
-♪ As ♪
-♪ Soar ♪
-♪ Through ♪
-♪ Everywhere ♪
-♪ Feel ♪
-♪ Amazing ♪
-♪ Shiny ♪
-♪ Flying ♪
-♪ Bubbles ♪
-♪ Flying ♪
-♪ Transparent ♪
-♪ Transcendent ♪
-♪ Soapy ♪
Soapy, they're soapy.
-♪ How ♪
-♪ They ♪
-♪ So ♪
-♪ If ♪
-♪ Aren't ♪
-♪ I ♪
-♪ Need ♪
-♪ Bubbles ♪
-♪ Effervescently ♪
-♪ On ♪
-♪ Rub ♪
-♪ On ♪
-♪ Please ♪
-♪ Now ♪
-♪ Shiny ♪
-♪ Bubbles ♪
-♪ Over ♪
-♪ So ♪
-♪ Bubbles, bubbles,
-♪ Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles,
♪ Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles ♪
-♪ Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles,
♪ Bubbles, bubbles,
-♪ Bubbles, bubbles,
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes.
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-I'll see you then.
-Ladies and gentlemen,
-Thank you guys.
-Beautiful. Do not go away,
we will be right back with more
right after this.
Welcome back to
That's the end of our show
are Jeff Davis
-Oh.
-Yes. Eat it.
the credits out
Greg and Colin are
Thanks for watching.
-[ Speaking Spanish ]
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