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-Good evening,

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-Good evening, everybody,

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-Good evening, everybody,

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-Good evening, everybody,

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-Good evening, everybody,

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-"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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On tonight's show,

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like a home-cooked meal,

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Comfort food,

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He's what's for dessert --

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And fried bologna --

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And I'm Aisha Tyler.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Hey, everybody. Welcome.

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Welcome to

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the show where

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and the points don't matter.

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We've got a great show

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And we're gonna get started

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that is entitled

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This is for all four

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Gentlemen, come towards me.

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Gary is appearing

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Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are

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he will pick them and end

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Now, each of them has been given

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a strange characteristic

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Gary is gonna question them

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about their suitability

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and in the process,

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who these nut balls are.

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So, if you're all ready, Gary,

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off you go and make a date.

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-Number One, sometimes if

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I buy a lizard neck sweater.

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What's your favorite way

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-I'm glad you asked.

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In fact, I'm thinking maybe

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who'd like to walk

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[ Audience whooping ]

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To be able to let

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down your glistening ebony

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down to your rippling 28 pack,

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down to the no-man's-zone

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You know what,

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I'm shutting the [Bleep] up.

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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-Okay. Number Two,

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when I say the word

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I hit "late" at the end

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Have you ever hit anything

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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Okay.

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Number Three,

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have you ever noticed

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in the morning than at night?

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-Cinnamon smells different?

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Smells different? Smells?

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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Gary, would you like to

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as to who these people are?

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-I want to hear this one.

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-Wayne is an exceedingly

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who thinks a lot of himself.

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-No, no, you're supposed to

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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-It's true. It's true.

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-And what things

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-Oh, commercials.

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Colin Mochrie from Canada

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is a man who continuously is

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re-birthed over and over again

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-Yes! Sure, why not. Absolutely.

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Very close. Very close.

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-And Ryan Stiles is an airport

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-Yeah. There you go. Yeah.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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I would give Colin some points,

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-Still a little hungry.

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[ Laughter ]

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-The store is closed.

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And now we come to a game called

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This is a game for Colin, Ryan,

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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You guys are going

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So, here, each of you

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Our guys are gonna act out

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Each item has a different

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So, here are your props.

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So, whoever is holding the gun

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Whoever has the binoculars

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And whoever has the water bottle

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[ Laughter ]

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And the scene is that you're

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Whenever you're ready.

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-I don't see any game.

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-Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

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Ooh. Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh.

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-Perhaps we should go back

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-Mm, tracking, I am.

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-Let me see if

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-What do you see?

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-I don't see nothing, baby.

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-Violence with gun against,

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Hold you, you will.

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-What's wrong with your syntax?

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-Thirsty, am I.

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-I gotta -- I gotta --

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I gotta hunt me some elk

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-Star date 5-25.

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I've beamed down to the...

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We're tracking deer.

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-Wait a minute. Elk.

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-Kill it, I will.

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-Oh. Thanks.

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-Let me, uh -- Let me try

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will you?

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Here, why don't you...

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-...take this water

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-Ooh. Me shoot a rabbit, I did.

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-♪ I think you should

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♪ And tell me if it's dead ♪

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♪ Because if it isn't dead ♪

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♪ That would be amen ♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Ooh. I shall check.

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[ Laughter ]

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-Looking, I am.

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Whoa, mama.

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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I've -- I've lost my companions.

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Mm, gone, they are.

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Mm, can see them ahead.

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Mm, they are gone, am I.

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Ooh. Lost my point,

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[ Buzzer ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Hey, join me after the break

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from the guys on "Whose Line?"

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Stay tuned.

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-Hey, there. Welcome back to

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And now, we move onto a game

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This is for all four of

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In this game, Colin is

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Gary, Ryan, and Wayne

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Each one is an odd character.

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Gary is the co-anchor who is

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trying to make him

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for his first day at school.

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Wayne is the sportscaster

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an entire "Taken" movie.

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[ Laughter ]

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And Ryan is

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who's acting out the history

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Whenever you're ready,

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Take it away.

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[ Newscast-style music plays ]

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-Welcome to the 6:00 news.

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I'm your anchor, Apollo Loco.

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Our top story,

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a fifth-grade teacher today

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against the school,

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because she was cross-eyed.

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They said that's not true,

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she just couldn't

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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Let's see what else is

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-Coming up later in the world

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Uh-oh. Oh, Lord have --

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Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

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Let them see your teeth

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[ Laughter ]

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-I'm 57, Mom.

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[ Laughter ]

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Let's see what's happening

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-[ Imitates telephone ringing ]

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Excuse me.

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Hello?

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I have your daughter.

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-[ Crying ] Daddy! Daddy!

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[ Sobbing ]

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-Listen very carefully.

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I happen to be a newscaster

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I have a very specific

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Click.

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I'll be right back.

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[ Clicking tongue,

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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Oh, no!

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-[ Breathing shakily ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Shh, shh.

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It's alright. It's alright.

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And I am your daddy.

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[ Laughter ]

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-You've never killed for me.

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-I haven't killed for you, baby,

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but I almost died

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-Let's see what --

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your father's not

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[ Laughter ]

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-Let's see what's happening

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-Well, let's just check

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It looks like -- Oh,

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[ Imitates explosion ]

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[ Roars ]

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[ Screeches ]

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[ Screams ]

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Die, witch, die!

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Oh, honey, you just tell Bobby

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you don't want

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Let's surf, Susie, let's surf!

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'80s. Pfft.

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Hey, welcome to "Keeping Up

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[ Laughter ]

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That's how it all ends.

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-That's been the 6:00 news.

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Goodnight and good news.

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-Oh, button your shirt up, baby.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-I only did that because I don't

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-It was just interesting

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-I just did the important

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Cowboys and Indians.

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-Surfing.

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-That's the title

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-Next up is a game called

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This is for all four

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Come on down.

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Ryan and Colin are there.

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Now, before the show,

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to write down a bunch of scenes

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by our gentleman performers,

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inside this hat right here.

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I'm gonna read them out.

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We'll see what our performers

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And here's the first one.

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Unlikely pet food commercials.

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-He won't eat his food,

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but he'll lick peanut butter

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[ Laughter ]

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Here he comes now.

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Nope.

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[ Laughter ]

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-Life Cycle -- the pet food

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-[ Sneezes ]

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-Has that --

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-I think we need

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[ Laughter ]

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-I'm allergic to Life Cycle.

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Things you can say

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-...that you cannot say

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[ Laughter ]

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-This is warm but yeasty.

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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-Ooh, and when you're finished,

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[ Buzzer ]

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-I just love your muffin top.

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-Mm, there's too much yeast

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-And Ryan never listens

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-I don't listen.

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-Proof that Ryan is never

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-I do not listen to the show.

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-Mm. Too hard.

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Well, this will look good with

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Bread.

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-Mm. Do I want the big buns?

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Yes. I will take your big buns

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[ Buzzer ]

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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-I'm number 37.

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Hillbilly versions

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-Alright.

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Someone guess

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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-Don't go anywhere.

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"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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Stick around.

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-Welcome back to

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We're gonna keep things moving

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with a game that is called

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This is a game

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with the help of Laura Hall

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and Linda Taylor

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Come on down, everybody.

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Ryan and Colin are two

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They are talking about

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Wayne and Gary

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of the songs on that album.

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So what I need is a suggestion

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What is a job

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A job that you have

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[ Shouting suggestions ]

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I've got a good one.

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is going to be

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Whenever you guys are ready,

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-Hi. We'll be back

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"Hungry, Hungry Hippo Games."

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You know some things go together

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Abbott and Costello,

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[ Laughter ]

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And that's what I think

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when you hear this

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-What?

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-Oh.

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-Which features

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-[ Gasps ] Mr. T?

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-Oh, I pity the fool.

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[ Laughter ]

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-So sit back and listen to

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"I Don't Think

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[ Funk music playing ]

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It's time to get funky

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I said it's already funky

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Yeah, it's all funky in the cab.

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-♪ Hey ♪

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♪ I said, you better

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♪ You may smell

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♪ But it ain't no pine tree ♪

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♪ I don't think you heard me ♪

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♪ Baby, you need to hear ♪

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-♪ Come on, baby ♪

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-♪ It ain't no pine tree ♪

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♪ Hanging from the back

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♪ Sing it, T ♪

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-♪ I pity the fool ♪

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-♪ Who don't clean out his car ♪

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-♪ It ain't cool ♪

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-♪ Huh, clean out your car ♪

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-♪ I had a cartoon ♪

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♪ I think Mr. T just had

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♪ A little mini, mini, mini,

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-♪ Yeah ♪

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-♪ I don't know if you ever had

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-♪ Not a grand mal ♪

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♪ Maybe it's a sycamore ♪

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♪ Get funky with it, T ♪

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-♪ I'm smelling it,

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♪ Mmm ♪

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-♪ I'm smelling it,

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♪ I pity the fool ♪

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-♪ He pity the fool ♪

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-♪ He said he pity the fool ♪

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-♪ He said he pity the fool ♪

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♪ When I had a cartoon ♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Wow! A simpler time

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[ Laughter ]

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You know, Colin, as a small boy

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growing up in the wheat fields

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the family would often gather

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and get together

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-Yes.

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when I think calypso,

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cab calypso song

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-Oh, I know the one.

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-You know the one I'm thinking,

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"Wait, My coat's Caught

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Hey! Wait!

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-♪ Wait, wait, wait, wait ♪

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♪ Hey, oh ♪

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♪ Hey, oh ♪

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♪ Hey, oh ♪

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♪ Me get into the car,

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♪ And I said hey, Mr. Cab

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-♪ No, No, and then he said

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♪ And when he did, I did ♪

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-♪ Say what? ♪

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♪ Is a story that I'll have

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-♪ I say, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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♪ Wait, my coat is caught ♪

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-♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey ♪

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-♪ He said I can't understand

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♪ Don't you know Mr. Owl? ♪

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♪ He said, I tried

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♪ But my name ain't got

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♪ I said you don't need

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♪ Just pull the cab over ♪

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-♪ He said I'll never, ever,

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♪ While I'm driving

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♪ And he said, like, hey ♪

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♪ Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

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♪ My coat is caught

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-♪ And then I said hey, hey,

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-♪ The coat is caught

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-♪ And my coat was hey,

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-♪ Hey, hey, now ♪

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-♪ It's in the door now ♪

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♪ Hey, hey, hey,

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♪ His coat is caught

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♪ This street ♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Hey, want to find out

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Stick around. I'll tell you

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Stay tuned.

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-Hey, there! Welcome back to

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That's our show.

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Tonight's winners are all four

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So I would like you

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as if you are talking parrots

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Enjoy.

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Thanks for watching, everybody.

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-[ Squawks ] Dan Patterson.

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[ Squawks ] Dan Patterson.

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-[ Squawks ]

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-[ Squawks ] Ryan.

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-[ Squawks ] I'd love a cracker.

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-Wayne want a cracker.

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-You should have grabbed

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-I know.

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-[ Squawks ]

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-Aisha Tyler wants a cracker.

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-[ Squawks ] Aisha Tyler.

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-You got a key?

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-[ Squawks ]

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-What the --

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-[ Squawks ]

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Oh, we're mimes.

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-He's in a cage.

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You're not engaging.

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[ Cheers and applause ]