-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome to "Whose Line
On tonight's show, rounding up
Roping some guffaws, Jeff Davis.
Wrestling some giggles,
and riding chortles bareback,
And I'm Aisha Tyler!
Scooby-Doo-ahh!
Hey, everybody.
Welcome, welcome to
the show
and the points don't matter.
We've got a great show
and we're going to get
with a game we call
This is for all four of our
In this game, Colin is
and Jeff, Ryan, and Wayne
each of whom is
Jeff is the co-anchor
most annoying passenger
Wayne is the sportscaster
who's also going through
and Ryan is
who is also acting out
[ Laughter ]
-The history of the movies?
Whenever you're ready,
[ News theme music playing ]
♪♪
-Welcome to the 6:00 news.
I'm your anchor,
[ Laughter ]
Our top story today,
"A scientist successfully
said a coworker
[ Laughter ]
Let's see what's happening
with Pickle Galore.
-Thank you. This just in --
Can you pull over?
It's hot in here.
I don't like this radio station.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Does this bother you?
You got a thing in your nose.
Does this bother you?
Back to you.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Let's see what's happening
-I'll be right back.
[ Vocalizing adventure music ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Must...get...insurance.
[ Laughter ]
[ Imitates thud ] Oh!
[ Vocalizes ]
Boing!
[ Laughter ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Imitates door creaking ]
[ Imitates fire whooshing ]
[ Laughter continues ]
Ooh-ooh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Aah!
[ Imitates doors creaking ]
[ Panting ]
The Colts won.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Imitates sunroof opening ]
Sunroof!
[ Blabbering ]
[ Laughs ]
I want to drive. Can I drive?
Yeah, babe. Oh --
Aah! [ Imitates crashing ]
[ Laughter ]
-Let's see what's happening
-Well, thank you Colin.
some clouds heading
[ No audio ]
[ Laughter ]
Officer, there's clouds
[ Vocalizing old-timey music ]
I'm ready for my close-up,
Follow the yellow brick road.
there's a big rabbit.
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying
[ Imitating "Star Wars"
[ Cheers and applause ]
A grizzly? Well, that's --
[ Growling ]
[ Imitating
Wilson! Wilson!
[ Imitating
Back to you.
-Well, that's our news!
[ News theme music playing ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You had like four more
-It pops up all the time.
-Yeah, just keeps coming back.
-Yeah.
Your boobs
-Well, heh-heh.
I'm playing the new, politically
-Okay. Let me know
when that actually
And now we come to
This game is for Ryan and Colin.
[ Cheers and applause ]
In this game, they're going
some utterly useless
So, Ryan and Colin,
and what you're going
to help you
[ Laughter ]
Oh, dear Lord, take it away.
-Good morning, America.
It's time to shop, shop, shop,
so get out your credit cards.
-That's right. Is it?
-What's the matter with you?
-I just have
-Well, we are here to help you.
We have something that
by at least three times
Otherwise, it won't.
-Three times nothing!
It's still nothing!
Well, this is what
-Oh, my God!
I like the curl at the end!
[ Laughter ]
[ Chuckling ]
[ Laughter ]
Well, maybe she's
-Maybe.
-Oh, what do we got there?
Try it on me! Try it on me!
[ Sighs ]
Okay.
-Sometimes...
all you need to get started...
-Better think of something else.
[ Laughter ]
I think I'm gonna
Oh.
Oh!
-This...
is--
-Yes. This can clog up
This gets in your...sex place.
-Home? You mean the kitchen?
-Yes.
-Oh, I hope with all that --
I hope I don't get crabs.
[ Laughter, applause ]
What's that?
-Well,
sometimes manual stimulation...
[ Laughter ]
...can help,
by getting the sex drive nerves
-Try it on me! Try it on me!
Schwing!
[ Laughter ]
Hey, there's no end to it!
[ Laughter ]
You know what, Col?
Sometimes I don't feel like
I like to mix it up.
That's why I like
Oh, what's it say today?
-"Not tonight.
-Oh!
[ Buzzer ]
When you get older,
your penis becomes
You know you have one --
[ Laughter, cheers
-Hey, God willing,
coming at you right after this.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey, welcome back
And now it's time to play a game
This game is for Wayne,
with the help of Laura Hall...
-...and Linda Taylor.
Now, what I need from our
What's the name of a woman?
[ Shouting suggestions ]
-Patty? Alright. Betty.
-Betty?
for the era, Betty.
-Now what I need from the
What is a group of foods
[ Shouting suggestions ]
Vegetables!
So, the way that this game works
are going to sing like
but you're going to sing
who died in a terrible
Whenever you're ready,
I fear the result. Take it away.
[ Doo-wop music playing ]
-[Doo-wop vocalizing ]
let us take you back
♪ Oh, Betty, she was like pasta
♪ Oh, Betty, I haven't
♪ Oh, Betty, she died
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh,
-♪ Oh, Betty, when I saw you,
♪ I wanted you
♪ Oh, Betty,
♪ But she said it was
-♪ Oh ♪
-Oh, Betty, you did yield.
-We made love
But then you died,
I guess all I can say is,
-♪ Oh, Betty,
♪ Oh, Betty, she died
♪ Oh, Betty, she's gone,
♪ She likes me
-♪ Black ♪
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Points for everybody, and
for I-I'm sure the first time
-A buttered gourd.
-But points for everybody,
[ Laughter ]
-You don't get points.
-You said everybody.
-The crowd heard it.
-The crowd is like my penis.
[ Laughter ]
You think they might stand up,
but they just sit there
-Ah!
[ Laughter and applause ]
Alright. Ladies and gentlemen,
this next game is entitled
This is for all four
Ryan and Colin are over there.
Before the show, we asked our
they wanted to see acted out
and I've got the suggestions
I'm going to read them out.
how many awesome things
Now, "Perfume Scents
[ Laughter ]
-[ Sniffs ]
Mmm.
Failure.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
For the man who has nothing.
[ Laughter ]
[ Crying ] It was my wife's
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-Excuse me.
-Are you wearing
-No.
-No!
-I get that all --
I'm wearing Poo on a Stick.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-From the creators
it's [Bleep]
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
what you've done.
[ Laughter ]
-That's right, girl.
Uber Driver.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Smell this.
-[ Sniffs ] Ah.
[ Imitates snap ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Death Sentence.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-"Things You'd Never Hear
-I don't know.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-It's raining in California,
and everybody's handling it
[ Cheers and applause ]
-"Terrible Ways
-I'm leaving, Stacy. That's it.
I'm out.
-And I am in!
[ Laughter ]
-[ Laughing ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-I can't leave you.
-We now lay to rest
Is this your watch?
[ Laughter ]
-Scalpel.
Sutures.
Which hand?
Come on.
Nope.
Ah, you got me! [ Giggles ]
[ Buzzer ]
-"What Cows Are Thinking
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-Um, I'm a bull.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-"If Olympic Sports
[ Laughter ]
-[ Exhales sharply, grunts ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Yeah, thank you.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-[ Sighs ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Don't move. There's more
right after these messages.
-Welcome back
We're going
with a game entitled
This is a game
with the help of Laura Hall
on piano and guitar.
So come on down.
The way this game works
are two television
talking about the latest
Wayne and Jeff
of the songs on that album,
so I need a suggestion
Give me the name of someplace
-Jail!
Alright --
Lots of great ideas, and
-Jail.
-Yeah. Yeah. Alright,
is entitled "Songs Of Jail."
-Hi. We'll be back
on supernatural steroids
in just a second. But first,
-You know, Colin,
all about the penitentiary
-Wow!
-I've heard some high notes
-Yes, you bet you have.
Hey, any idea what ska is?
-Well, I believe
-It is, but do you know
-Tell me.
S-K-A.
-Scandinavia.
That's right. Scandinavian Ska.
[ Laughter ]
And, you know, when I think
I think of the one
of the Scandinavian charts
that Scandinavian Ska hit,
[ Upbeat ska music playing ]
-Pick it up, ya! Pick it up, ya!
-[ Imitating trumpet playing ]
Pick it up, ya! Pick it up, ya!
♪♪
♪ Well, I was going
♪ And guess
♪ They gave me ten years
Oh, I don't know,
♪ I got max, max, max,
-♪ All I can do now ♪
♪ Is I just want to get out ♪
-♪ I don't know what
-Hey!
♪ This is way
♪ Being in this prison putting
-♪ I don't want to die in here,
♪ Oh, please, oh, please, oh,
♪ An early release ♪
-♪ This is my early release,
♪ This is my early release ♪
-♪ I dig, dig, dig, dig,
I go, go dig, d-dig, dig, dig,
♪ We go shovel, shovel, shovel ♪
♪ Move, move, move,
-♪ Dig, d-dig, dig, dig, dig,
[ Music stops ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah!
-Oh, you still
-No, that's what the Italians do
-Oh, really?
-Wow, that was amazing.
That's a, uh -- That's, uh --
That's a Italian
"Like to buy a vowel.
-Keep those letters coming in!
-Oh, what are they
Oh, Italians.
You know, when I think Italians,
and there's probably
[ Laughter ]
...I think of that Italian hit,
[ Italian music playing ]
♪♪
-Hey.
-♪ Just the other day,
♪ I was like, ah,
♪ I took a bath,
♪ Hey-hey, fuhgeddaboudit,
-♪ I was dirty,
♪ That guy next to me,
♪ I sure hope
♪ Oh, nope, I drop the soap ♪
-♪ That's a big no-no, no, no,
♪ Don't ever you drop
-♪ Oh, who ♪
-♪ Who ♪
-♪ Dropped the soap? ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-And only together a week.
-Find out who won our show
There's more "Whose Line"
♪♪
-Welcome back to "Whose Line
Tonight's winner is the lovely
-Oh!
the credits as if, Wayne,
on the prowl for your victims.
Thanks for watching, everybody.
♪♪
-[ Laughs ]
-Hey, hey, it's a full moon!
-What? [ Grunting ]
♪♪
-Oh! Horny werewolf!
Well, cheers.
No, no, no, no!
-[ Howling ]
-Thank you.
[ Both grunting ]
-Aww.
♪♪
-Monogamy!
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]