-Good
-Good evening,
-Good evening, everybody,
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
On tonight's show,
Wayne Brady.
There's nothing he won't do --
There's nothing like him --
And there's nothing to say --
And I'm Aisha Tyler.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Hey! Hey, everybody.
Welcome to
the show
and the points do not matter.
We've got a great show
so let's get started right now
with a game called
This is where all four of our
The way this game works
are gonna act out a film scene.
Colin is gonna be the director
different notes
And the scene you guys are
Ryan and Brad, you are
-Ooh.
-...who steal a powerful
And Wayne is an all-action cop
All-action, my friend.
-You know it, baby.
-Hey, dude!
There's lots of chicks.
-There's one right here
-Oh, man!
What would a Kappa Tappa Kappa
-Get in, man.
Let's go!
You drive the motorboat,
-Oh! Oh! Huh-huh!
Hey, man, we're both dudes.
-I've never motorboated
-You never will again, dude.
Whoooooo!
-Whoa-oh!
-[ Imitating siren ]
-[ Imitating engine ]
-It's a cop on a pig.
-It's me-me-me!
[ Imitating engine ]
-Oh, man!
-[ Imitating wind ]
-Ah!
-Kng!
-Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
-I hit myself, man
[ Laughter and applause ]
-How'd that happen?
-You confused
-I didn't read the script.
-Yes. You're crap!
[ Laughter ]
All right. You know what?
Here's your problem --
-Mm.
-Huh?
-Vpppt!
[ Imitating engine ]
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[ Imitating engine ]
[ All speaking gibberish ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Imitating siren ]
-Tappa Tappa Kappa Appa Appa
-[ Speaking gibberish ]
-Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
It worked better in my mind.
[ Laughter ]
Here! Oh, I know.
We need interaction
So you fall in love
-All of us fall in love
-That's even better.
-Action!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, that's -- ohhh!
-Oh, sorry.
Oh!
-You got some beer on you.
-Oh! Oh! Ah.
-[ Imitating engine ]
-Oh, quick, get in the boat.
-Make him chase us for a while.
-Come get us! Come get us!
Come get us.
-Come get us.
-Oh! We've broken down.
-Oh!
-Ewwww-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
-You, you, you, you, you.
-Oh, me, me, me, me, me, me.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
-I stopped seeing you guys.
-What about us?
-No, you're hot but....
-This is what you need to do.
Ooh, ooh!
Do it like you're in "STOMP"!
-The musical?
Action!
-[ Beatboxing ]
[ Laughter ]
-Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
-[ Imitating rhythmic engine ]
[ All vocalizing and stomping ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-That was superlative.
Uh...500 points
but you'll have to
[ Laughter ]
All right, now we're gonna
called "Sound Effects."
This is a game for Ryan
We're also gonna need some
So let's find
[ Cheers and applause ]
You are adorable.
-Jamie.
-Jamie, you're gonna
Hi. Hi. Yes.
-My name's Mary.
Jamie and Mary, let's do it.
Let's do it, Jamie and Mary.
That's for you, Mary.
Jamie, Jamie,
All right, now, here's the way
Ryan and Colin are gonna
and Jamie and Mary are gonna
but only when prompted,
Try to make sounds
inside of whatever madness
Okay, Jamie, you'll be doing
and, Mary, you'll be doing
And the scene you guys are gonna
oh, Colin, you're James Bond.
-Oh.
-And, Ryan, you are
[ Cheers and applause ]
And [laughs] so the two of you
into a villain's lair
inside a volcano.
Oh, sex it up, you.
-[ Accent ]
come into the Jacuzzi with me?
The bubbles are so inviting.
-Bubble, bubble, bubble.
Maybe it's one bubble,
-Ssssshhhh!
-You've broken the glass.
I had champagne set aside.
-Come! We must break into
of Dr. Zenestro.
-Choo!
with the hand dryer.
-Whooosh!
-Why is it sucking?!
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Ah.
Mr. Bond?
-If I had a nickel.
-I'm going to put on
-All right.
-I had something Q developed
-Shhhhhhh!
-Quiet, please.
-Quick! Into the helicopter.
-Yes.
-Tikka-tikka-tikka-tikka-tikka-
-Hurry! It starts
-Oh, sorry. I'm in, Mr. Bond.
-Whoo!
-Put on your seat belt.
-Click!
[ Laughter ]
-Ch-chun!
Vmmmmmmmmmmmm!
-Mr. Bond?
-This sounds nothing
I could have swore
[ Laughter ]
-It's British.
-Tikka-tikka-tikka-tikka-tikka-
-I better call headquarters.
Come in, headquarters.
-Ch-chk! Hello?
-Hi. I'm about to enter
-I don't think
-You were the one
[ Laughter ]
-Parachute on, Mr. Bond.
-[ Slurps ] Ooh!
-I'm just going to flap hard.
-I'm going to pull my 'chute.
-Shoop! Rrrrrrrr!
-Mr. Bond, I thought
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Bond.
Oh, my God, look.
It's just swarming
-Oh, my God, Mr. Bond.
-Well, shoot them.
-It smells. My gun smells!
-I have my crossbow
-Ba-boom!
-Ah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You guys are the best.
-Everybody give it up
Thank you, ladies.
Jamie and Mary, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Normal voice ]
I got a chance
-I would -- I'd motorboat you
[ Audience oohs ]
-What was the "ooh"?!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I mean, everybody else
-And I would let you
-[ Laughs ]
Everybody else
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, don't move!
We've got more fun coming up
right after the break.
Stick around!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Welcome back to
We're gonna keep the fun
with a game called
Now, in this game,
and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan
but each of them is gonna
or unusual identity,
is guess what those quirks are
So, Wayne, Colin and, Ryan,
when you're ready,
I'll bring you in
And when you are ready, Brad,
-I've got my four-hour playlist
[ Laughter ]
If only I had guests.
Oh!
Hello. Welcome.
-[ High-pitched voice ]
[ Giggles ]
Eee! Eee!
Yay! Yay! [ Giggles ]
Whee! Whee!
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
I'm your best friend.
It's me -- Charlie the
Ahhh!
-[ Deep voice ] Who cares?!
[ Speaking gibberish
[ Doorbell rings ]
-I'll be right back.
-Okay!
-Hi. Welcome to my party.
-Why, thank you.
I'll just make all the beef
-Hi!
[ Deep voice ]
What you doing?!
[ Giggles
-[ Deep voice ]
-[ Giggles ]
[ Both giggling ]
[ Doorbell rings ]
-Hello.
We have cheese doodles
-[ Gravelly voice ] Thank you
-Oh, it's my -- my pleasure.
-I see you looking at me
opening your windows,
when I have no clothes on.
God. I'm with Brad!
-[ Gravelly voice ]
-[ Breathy voice ]
-Oh, you're so welcome.
Come on in.
-Is my eye straight.
-I just put it in an hour ago!
-I wasn't sure it was straight.
-Oh, no, yes.
-Yes, your eye is the only thing
-Ah!
-Brad! Am I late?
-[ Laughing ] No! Welcome.
-♪ La la la la la la la ♪
-Give us a kiss, sweetie.
-No.
Not you, you --
-Oh. Oh!
-Ooh. You stupid!
You're so drunk. Oh!
-Why don't we all
-This is the best party
-Do you have any idea at all
-♪ La la la la la la la ♪
-Yes, I have the, uh...
-...bipolar teddy bear that,
when he makes physical contact
becomes, uh, Dolemite.
[ Buzzer ]
Close enough. Absolutely.
-[ Laughs ]
-And then I have
when he kisses someone,
takes on their personality.
-Yes, yes, very well done.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-And...
-Then I think I have
from a...
-I love you.
-They all -- they all have
to you specifically,
-They're -- they're...
-[ Blows raspberry ]
They're my fantasies
-Yes.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-That was one of
-By the way, your guesses
1,000 to you
even when it made absolutely
Ryan was all of your
-Hideous.
Hideous previous dates
-And they were all over 70?
-It is time now,
and "Whose Line" nation,
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is for all four
with the help of Laura Hall
And what I need
I need a suggestion.
I need a suggestion of a job
a highly paid profession.
[ Shouting suggestions ]
All right!
Yes, that's --
-No, we've done that.
Oh, [bleep] me on sticks.
[ Laughter ]
[ Hoedown music plays ]
-You s-- [laughs]
-[ Laughing ]
All right, one more.
And weasel is not a job!
[ Shouting suggestions ]
-Oh, yes! Absolutely. A lawyer.
-A lawyer?
All right, so let's hear
[ Hoedown music plays ]
♪♪
-♪ Mama told me to go to school
♪ So I became a lawyer,
♪ I'm defending people
♪ a blah, blah, [bleep] ♪
I was gonna say something else.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-You were right back
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Okay.
-♪ Now, to be a lawyer,
♪ You defend the innocent ♪
♪ And put away dirt bags
[ Stutters ] My balls!
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Cheering ]
What is wrong with me?!
I always have something.
-But the stuff that I have
we've already been so dirty
that I'm bailing on everything
Let's go!
-[ Laughs ]
-Okay, this -- so whatever
[ Laughter ]
♪ Some people
♪ They say
♪ Well, I love me
♪ I'm not down with that ♪
♪ I love lawyers ♪
♪ Like Chinese people
[ Laughs ]
OJ Simpson!
[ Laughter ]
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
You have to follow
I really was going to
but then as it was
I'm like, "Chinese people
What the [bleep]?!
Oh!
I apologize, gentlemen.
-You know what's gonna happen?
We're just putting that game
We're moving on, yes.
-The night we broke "Hoedown."
-We broke "Hoedown."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Don't go anywhere,
There's more
right after these messages!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey, there.
Welcome back to
It's time now to play a game
This is for all four
so come on down.
Ryan and Colin are there,
and before the show,
we asked the audience
they wanted to see acted out
I've got those suggestions
and if you are ready,
Bad times to use a baby voice.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Baby voice ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Do you promise to uphold
of President
-[ Baby voice ] Yes.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Applause ]
-[ Normal voice ]
[baby voice] it's terminal.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
[ Babbles ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Baby voice ] This town ain't
-[ Normal voice ] Ugh!
[ Laughter ]
-[ Giggles ]
-Unlikely cosmetics commercials.
[ Laughter ]
-You know, I never feel better
my first coat of [Bleep] Me Now.
[ Laughter ]
-Hey, girl.
-You bet it is.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Gee, Gary,
since you started using
-That's right.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-It's okay, Jerry.
I want you to see the difference
and after Harry's Lip Gloss.
Before.
After.
[ Laughter ]
Guess what I'm wearing?
-What?
-Oh!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Hey, I haven't seen you since
-[ Chuckles ]
-That's because
and put it on mine.
-Oh, [bleep]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Lines you wouldn't expect
[ Laughter ]
-♪ This is a beautiful trip
♪ And as we lay together ♪
♪ I fantasize about your mama ♪
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-♪ You're the sweetest girl
♪ Though you look like something
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Applause ]
-♪ Here's a thought,
♪ Here's a thought,
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-All right, everybody,
There's more "Whose Line"
right after these messages!
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-Hey, welcome back to
That is our show,
the lovely Colin Mochrie.
So I would like you
as a fussy fashion designer
before debuting
The others are
Thanks for watching, everybody.
-Here's the big collection.
What are you doing
I told you this tie
-I'm gonna have a grape.
-No I want you to wear
It should be tighter
All right, this...
All right I can see
Move it there. Move it there!
Listen, I told you...
-I should never have
-All right, have you
-[ Sobs ]
-Did you have that cracker?
-Ugh.
-All right, there you go.
-I had a grape.
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-Noooooo!
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