1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:03,069 -Good evening, everybody 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:06,339 and welcome to 3 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:07,574 On tonight's show -- 4 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:10,443 life of the party, 5 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:13,646 Always a good time, 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,050 Nobody parties 7 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:20,220 and who invited Ryan Stiles? 8 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,188 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 9 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:24,290 Let's have some fun! 10 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:27,360 [ Applause ] 11 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:30,263 Woo. Hey! 12 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:32,165 Hey, everybody. 13 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,401 welcome to 14 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:35,802 The show where 15 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:38,238 and the points don't matter. 16 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:39,272 We've got a great show 17 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:40,740 so let's get started right now 18 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,375 with a game called 19 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,077 which is for all four 20 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:45,111 So, guys come on down. 21 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,479 [ Applause ] 22 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:50,483 The way this game works 23 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:51,751 are gonna be acting 24 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,153 and Colin is gonna 25 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,721 who keeps giving the actors 26 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:57,223 on how to improve 27 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,292 So, the scene that you guys 28 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:00,493 is that Ryan and Gary, 29 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:04,164 you are two hard-nosed mechanics 30 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,366 when it suddenly 31 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,234 and Wayne is 32 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:11,538 who arrives on 33 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:12,572 Take it away. 34 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:13,673 -You wanna hear it again? 35 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:16,042 Heroic, sexy... 36 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,777 [ Crowd catcalls ] 37 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,314 ...but of middling 38 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:23,316 who comes to save the day. 39 00:01:23,349 --> 00:01:24,818 Take it away. 40 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:25,652 -Okay, I will. 41 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:26,786 Maybe if you 42 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:27,821 you could get under the car. 43 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,356 -Alright. 44 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,425 -Well, here's the problem. 45 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,127 There's no oil in this sucker. 46 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:38,398 -Ah, let me just spit into it, 47 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,834 -Well, that was unnecessary. 48 00:01:40,866 --> 00:01:44,771 Why would you do that? 49 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,773 The engine! 50 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:47,740 What did you do? 51 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:52,345 -[ Imitating fire truck siren ] 52 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:53,446 [ Barking like fire dog ] 53 00:01:53,479 --> 00:01:54,314 [ Imitating siren ] 54 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,850 [ Sound of brakes ] 55 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:58,184 -Hi. 56 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,419 -Hi. 57 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,687 -That was a lot of work 58 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,791 [ Imitates fire hose ] 59 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:07,627 [ Cheers and applause ] 60 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:10,363 -Who needs saving? 61 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:12,499 -Well, you put out 62 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:15,468 but you started one in my heart. 63 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:18,103 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, 64 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,472 -This isn't gonna turn 65 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,608 -No. 66 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,210 -You sure? 67 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:25,645 If that was shown 68 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:29,115 people would still walk out. 69 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,051 Alright, you know what? 70 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,722 Why don't you do as many crazy 71 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:38,091 -Ah! 72 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,692 Action. 73 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:42,262 [ Audience laughs ] 74 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,530 -I'm gonna throw marbles 75 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,231 and roll underneath the car. 76 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:50,203 -But first, I'm gonna 77 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:51,671 -Ahh. 78 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:53,273 -Alright, pee in the opening. 79 00:02:53,305 --> 00:02:56,376 [ Audience laughs ] 80 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:57,410 -Oh, that ain't right. 81 00:02:57,442 --> 00:02:58,344 -For no apparent reason, 82 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,713 I'm just going to 83 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,215 -Hey, let's take her 84 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:03,616 [ Imitates car door opening ] 85 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,218 Don't sit down! 86 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:07,053 -Woo! 87 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:08,021 [ Imitates getting hit ] 88 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:12,192 -Woo! 89 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,093 -You took his foot off! 90 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,629 -Woo! 91 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,531 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 92 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,633 -I know. 93 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:21,466 And if I hear you say 94 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,304 "pee in the opening" 95 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:28,308 Alright, what I need -- 96 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,143 -It depends what you're gonna 97 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:33,313 -Yeah. You know what, 98 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:37,317 We need an emotional base. 99 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,586 passionately in love 100 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,458 -I'll go ahead and lay out 101 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:50,096 so you can slide 102 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:52,765 -I'm just the guy 103 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,535 [ Audience laughs ] 104 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,505 [ Audience cheers ] 105 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,646 Pee in the hole. 106 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:11,050 [ Laughter and applause ] 107 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,252 -Wait, wait. 108 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,687 Hey -- 109 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,089 what do you say we just 110 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:19,625 take this vibrating monster 111 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:23,496 -Alright, but why don't you just 112 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,365 -Is there any other way? 113 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:26,566 [ Audience laughs ] 114 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:30,336 -[ Imitates fire truck siren ] 115 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,304 [ Imitates clicking ] 116 00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:32,605 -Oh. 117 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,440 Look at the size 118 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:37,810 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 119 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:39,812 [ Buzzer ] 120 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,382 [ Applause ] 121 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,591 -I would like to give you 122 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,426 because I'm in love with love. 123 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:56,062 -Oh. 124 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:57,297 -I mean, not with any of you, 125 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,731 -Oh. 126 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:00,166 -Okay, now we're gonna move on 127 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,567 to a game called 128 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:03,469 This is for Wayne, 129 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,773 Come on down. Gary, relax. 130 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,142 You three are gonna be 131 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,712 but Colin and Ryan 132 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:16,015 They're gonna be using these 133 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,319 by two adorable yet gullible 134 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:22,722 Wave, ladies. Thank you. Hi. 135 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:25,491 Thank you for 136 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:29,162 and in advance, I'm sorry. 137 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,798 Okay, so the scene is that Wane, 138 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,766 and Ryan and Colin enter -- 139 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,368 you're robbers who've come 140 00:05:35,401 --> 00:05:37,103 And good luck. 141 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,306 -Got everything you need? 142 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,741 -The bank opens in two minutes. 143 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,609 -Alright. 144 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,446 They won't recognize me. 145 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:50,049 -Ditto. 146 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:53,152 -Open. 147 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,256 -Give all your money. 148 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,424 Oh, my God! 149 00:05:58,457 --> 00:06:00,993 -All your money. 150 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,563 -Welcome to -- welcome to 151 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:04,497 Oh, my eyes! 152 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,232 -Wait, the lasers. 153 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:07,467 I have to deflect the lasers. 154 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,735 -Alright. 155 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,470 -What do you two want? 156 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:13,339 -My blood sugar is way down. 157 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,774 -What do you two want? 158 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,442 -[ Mouth full ] 159 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:25,651 -Nothing, nothing. 160 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,253 -Yeah, I'm gonna need 161 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:31,057 [ Audience laughs ] 162 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,425 Look, I'll be happy 163 00:06:32,457 --> 00:06:33,593 back around to the vault. 164 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:34,659 Why don't you -- 165 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,162 Get your hands up. 166 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:37,563 Tie him up. 167 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,769 -I have a real 168 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:46,639 [ Applause ] 169 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:00,119 I've got some nitro. 170 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,554 -Okay, I'll do 171 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,122 Please, just don't hurt me. 172 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,391 -Right, I'm gonna try 173 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,026 see if it works on the safe. 174 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:09,662 -Alright, good. 175 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:11,764 No. 176 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,667 -No. 177 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,503 -[ Scuffling ] 178 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:18,538 -Quick, shoot him 179 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,178 [ Grunting ] 180 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:26,279 [ Laughter and applause ] 181 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,382 -Alright, stop! 182 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:30,650 We'll give you money. 183 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:35,721 I feel bad about 184 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,057 Sorry we ever came in here. 185 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,728 -Thank you very much. 186 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:44,764 -Believe it or not, 187 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,798 [ Applause ] 188 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:49,068 Here. Here's an iTunes card. 189 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:51,571 -Thank you so much. 190 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:54,440 [ Buzzer ] 191 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,242 [ Cheers and applause ] 192 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,376 -Alright guys. 193 00:07:57,409 --> 00:07:58,377 We're gonna be right back with 194 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:02,014 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 195 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,490 -Welcome back to 196 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,391 And now we're gonna 197 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:13,559 "Two-Line Vocabulary." 198 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,995 This is for Colin, 199 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:19,465 Come on down gentlemen. 200 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,167 You are gonna act out a scene, 201 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,703 Wayne and Ryan 202 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,539 each of you will be able to say 203 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,307 So Wayne, the lines 204 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,677 "What's wrong with that?" 205 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:35,114 And Ryan, all you can say 206 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:38,017 and "Do you want some of this?" 207 00:08:38,049 --> 00:08:40,385 Colin, you can say 208 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:42,087 The scene is that 209 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:44,790 you are jungle explorers 210 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:46,792 and you must get back 211 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,028 Take it away. 212 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,531 -[ Imitates chopping ] 213 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,432 We've got to get past 214 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,167 They seem to have surrounded 215 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,203 but I've radioed our ship, 216 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:59,472 and they're going to meet us 217 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:01,607 -What's that smell? 218 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,376 -What's wrong with that? 219 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:06,579 -Absolutely. Once we face 220 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:09,015 -What's that smell? 221 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,250 -Not me. 222 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,252 I was not saying it was you. 223 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,387 -Do you want some of this? 224 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,354 -Well, do you -- 225 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,589 Save some for the natives, 226 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:17,557 'cause I may use it 227 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,358 -What's that smell? 228 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,526 -Do you want some of this? 229 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,728 -Well, no, I just said no. 230 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:23,529 -What is that smell? 231 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,998 -I told you, 232 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,567 Just hold your gun. 233 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,169 -It's cheese. 234 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:31,270 There's nothing wrong with it. 235 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,538 It's supposed to 236 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,673 Now, come on. 237 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:35,241 [ Ululation ] 238 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:37,577 -[ Imitating gunfire ] 239 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,146 What's that smell? 240 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,547 -I'm guessing it's gunpowder 241 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,383 and the burning bird 242 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,118 -You want some of this? 243 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,019 -What's wrong with that? 244 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,087 -I'll tell you 245 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,756 now they know where we are. 246 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,158 You're eating a raw bird. 247 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,126 -Not me. 248 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,328 -Not me. 249 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,562 -What is that smell? 250 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,432 -It's a man eating a raw bird. 251 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:00,666 -What's wrong with that? 252 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,702 -Alright, listen, 253 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,070 We have to work as one. 254 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,606 -[ Imitates arrow firing ] 255 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:08,507 -Not me. 256 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,709 [ Groans ] 257 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,478 -Do you want some of this? 258 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:15,047 Why are you stabbing me 259 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,316 -What's that smell? 260 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,818 -It's the smell 261 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,587 Are you alright? 262 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,358 Use me as a...guy. 263 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,426 -You want some of this? 264 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,496 -What's that smell? 265 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:32,298 [ Buzzer ] 266 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,667 [ Cheers and applause ] 267 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:41,240 -[ Laughing ] I don't know why 268 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:41,874 [ Laughing hysterically ] 269 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,242 Why would you pull the -- 270 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,144 Why did you pull 271 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,580 Why did you just 272 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,715 -I'm sorry, are you 273 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,218 [ Laughing ] 274 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,319 -Oh, my God. 275 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,654 Everybody gets 276 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:57,123 I enjoyed that immensely. Yes. 277 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,457 [ Applause ] 278 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,726 Alright. 279 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,429 Next up is a game called 280 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,331 for all four 281 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:08,034 Come this way. I'm so excited. 282 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,402 [ Applause ] 283 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,203 Alright. 284 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,239 Now, before the show 285 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,307 we asked our audience 286 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,143 they would like to see acted out 287 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,611 I've got the suggestions 288 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:19,745 I'm gonna read them out. 289 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,747 Gentlemen. 290 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:25,818 "Unlikely things 291 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,687 [ Laughing ] 292 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:32,758 -There's no saving you. 293 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,326 [ Buzzer ] 294 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:40,466 -Jeffrey and Tim, 295 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,068 That's so cool. 296 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:43,402 [ Buzzer ] 297 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,371 [ Laughing ] 298 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:49,742 -For one dollar, 299 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:51,777 [ Buzzer ] 300 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,213 [ Cheers and applause ] 301 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:57,183 -"Outtakes from 302 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,755 -And here are the -- 303 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:06,759 [ Muffled ] Oh my God, the 304 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,527 [ Buzzer ] 305 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,767 -[ Imitates wingbeats ] 306 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,669 -Ahh! 307 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,604 [ Laughter and applause ] 308 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,172 [ Buzzer ] 309 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,175 -[ In a Jamaican accent ] 310 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,176 the rest of the team 311 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,444 It's just the two of us, hey? 312 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,579 -[ In Jamaican accent ] 313 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,514 [ Imitates sliding sound ] 314 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:31,717 [ Imitates bobsled sounds ] 315 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,652 -Okay. 316 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,687 -[ Imitates wingbeats ] 317 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,755 [ Laughing ] 318 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,057 [ Buzzer ] 319 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,064 -"Weird questions to find 320 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:50,436 -"Is that your final answer?" 321 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,570 Hmm. 322 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,405 [ Buzzer ] 323 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,643 -"What are you wearing?" 324 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,046 [ Laughter and applause ] 325 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,449 [ Buzzer ] 326 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,618 -"Things you can say 327 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,587 that you can't say 328 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,722 [ Audience oohs ] 329 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,292 -I like your crack. 330 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:14,560 [ Audience laughing ] 331 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:17,663 [ Buzzer ] 332 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,231 -Yeah, you could do that. 333 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,133 -Hmm, that's 334 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,669 Why don't you put some speckle 335 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,237 [ Buzzer ] 336 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:28,574 [ Laughing ] 337 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,576 -Well, I'm sure if you 338 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,578 -[ Laughing ] 339 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,446 [ Buzzer ] 340 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,552 -I don't think even my snake 341 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:40,586 [ Audience laughs ] 342 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:44,156 [ Buzzer ] 343 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:48,627 -"Using the word "boing," 344 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,130 [ Laughs ] 345 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,165 ...for Viagra to kick in." 346 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,336 -Pinocchio, are you lying again? 347 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,572 -Boing. 348 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,273 [ Buzzer ] 349 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,141 [ Audience laughs ] 350 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,744 -[ Imitates buzzing ] 351 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,613 [ Imitates click ] 352 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,415 [ Imitates spraying ] 353 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,052 [ Imitates lasers ] 354 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,291 -Boing. 355 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,693 [ Audience laughs ] 356 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,094 [ Buzzer ] 357 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:28,567 -"People you wouldn't want to 358 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,673 -You're kidding! I had 359 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,710 [ Audience laughs ] 360 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,144 [ Buzzer ] 361 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,817 -Hi, we're the Kardashians. 362 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,318 [ Audience laughs, screams ] 363 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,587 You know... 364 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,722 [ Buzzer ] 365 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,557 -Don't go away, 366 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,492 with more 367 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:56,128 right after this. 368 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,203 -Welcome back to 369 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,437 We are gonna keep things rolling 370 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,505 with a game called 371 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:10,009 And this is a game for 372 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,510 with the help of 373 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,145 on piano and guitar. 374 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,180 [ Applause ] 375 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,483 Ryan and Colin are 376 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,585 talking about 377 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,388 and Gary and Wayne are gonna 378 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,423 So, I need a suggestion 379 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:26,025 Can you give me the name of 380 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,693 an exciting 381 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,461 [ Shouting suggestions ] 382 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:33,766 I hear Florida. Florida. 383 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:36,101 Alright, so the name 384 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,671 "Songs Of Florida." 385 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:39,805 Take it away. 386 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,307 -Hi, we'll be right back to 387 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,475 the Viagra Olympics: 388 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,544 in just a second. 389 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,047 -You know Colin, 390 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,815 all about Florida on three CDs. 391 00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,617 -Oh, that's just insane. 392 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,819 -Of course, and of course, 393 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:57,156 for Fabulous Lovers of -- 394 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,625 -We don't have time. 395 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:04,196 -You know, when I was serving 396 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:06,432 -Things were tough then. 397 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:12,037 I was in with the Salvation Army 398 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,138 -It was brutal. 399 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,173 -Brutal. 400 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:17,343 Marine marching chants 401 00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:20,412 who often practiced over there, 402 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,348 and often the Marines 403 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,451 They loved the state so much. 404 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,020 And you know what, 405 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,155 all about the wonderful 406 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,391 I think of the one 407 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:35,127 "Squeeze That Juice." 408 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,464 [ Patriotic music plays ] 409 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:44,236 -Left! Left! Left-right-left! 410 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:50,342 Squeeze the juice, 411 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:54,146 Far as you can see, 412 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,449 -[ Both ] Squeeze the juice! 413 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:01,987 Squeeze it to C, 414 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,624 -Squeeze a orange, 415 00:17:05,656 --> 00:17:09,328 If you can't find a fruit, 416 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,630 -Now squeeze, squeeze. 417 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:12,564 -Squeeze. 418 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,098 -Squeeze. 419 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,167 -I don't know, 420 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,002 -I don't know, 421 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,138 -Squeeze them juices, 422 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,773 -Squeezing the juices, 423 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,042 -Sound off! 424 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,078 -Squeeze 'em on down. 425 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,113 -Take a lift up, 426 00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:32,651 Coming down, 427 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:35,421 [ Cheers and applause ] 428 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,760 -That was much more sexual than 429 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,662 -Yeah. 430 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,397 -I need a glass of orange juice 431 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,266 -Squeeze that juice, 432 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:48,801 -Scarvy, I think it was. Scarvy? 433 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,703 -You know, 434 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,740 about these CD compilations is 435 00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,241 who come together to make music. 436 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,478 -That's true. 437 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:00,579 -Okay, no you can make it. 438 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,147 I like it. 439 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:05,651 -One of the best duets 440 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:09,288 and it's quite unusual, with 441 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,389 -Never see those 442 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,092 -No. Well, of course 443 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,526 "I yam what I am, 444 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,661 -Oh. I didn't know that. 445 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,162 -I did not know that. 446 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,697 -But this is one 447 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,200 Yeah, so sit back 448 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,136 this great Barry White - 449 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,272 "I Sunk My Entire Life Savings 450 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,007 [ Music plays ] 451 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,409 -[ As Barry White ] 452 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,311 Oh, baby. 453 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,345 I know you're wondering 454 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,748 where all that money 455 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,217 I gotta tell you 456 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,318 You probably 457 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,553 but I gotta tell you anyway. 458 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:46,191 ♪ Oh, darling, 459 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:50,028 ♪ At least, most of it ♪ 460 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:54,800 ♪ I spent all our money, baby, 461 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,635 ♪ I can't quit ♪ 462 00:18:56,668 --> 00:19:03,642 ♪ Just getting into the place 463 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:07,045 ♪ Just so I can run around 464 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,615 ♪ Like overheated 465 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,550 -[ As will.i.am, rapping ] 466 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,452 Alright, we do this 467 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,288 Stop, stop, waiting in 468 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,691 Waiting in the line, line, line. 469 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,628 You're in line. 470 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,329 U.S. wine in that line. 471 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,564 I go, why, no, you know 472 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:33,672 -♪ Oh, baby ♪ 473 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:34,606 -[ Vocalizing ] 474 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,775 -You know that I can tell you 475 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,044 -Give me the coupon 476 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,312 -♪ Ohhh ♪ 477 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,147 -♪ In the line, line... ♪ 478 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,018 [ Cheers and applause ] 479 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,020 -Alright, find out 480 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,254 right after this short break. 481 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,189 We'll see you in a bit. 482 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,795 -Welcome back to 483 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:57,930 That's the end of our show. 484 00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:01,300 Tonight's winners are 485 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,168 and I'd like you 486 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,438 as two naturalists trying to 487 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:09,808 Ryan and Gary are the wildlife. 488 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:12,477 Goodnight. 489 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,580 -Be on the lookout 490 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:17,082 -Yes, 491 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,383 What is that? 492 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:22,187 That looked like a Ryan Stiles. 493 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,556 -Be very careful, don't -- 494 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,092 Don't scare it. 495 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,694 -Oh, is that their mating call? 496 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,796 -Yeah. Deena Katz! Deena Katz! 497 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,498 -Nessanbaum! Nessanbaum! 498 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,833 -Hey look, a shot of 499 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:40,105 -Behind you, behind you 500 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,507 -Oh, it's got a gun! 501 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,409 -It should be going in a circle. 502 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,445 -Yeah. 503 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,413 [ Cheers and applause ]