Male Narrator: Previously on 'Sex&Violence':
Yes! Got what I wanted. Pff, God.
Who wants more cake? I do.
Yes, please.
I thought you wanted hearts?
That's what I wanted you thinking, sucker.
She cheats. I don't cheat.
Yeah, do to.
I don't want to fight with you.
Who's fighting? I'm saying hi. Relax, princess.
I shot a bad guy, there's an investigation
and it turns out I'm a good guy.
He could be anywhere in these woods by now.
Turn on the siren, let him know we're here.
Oh yeah.
[gunshot]
Ahhh! Fuck! Oh fuck!
[choking]
Keep it down!
[gunshot]
They're in the car!
We're not going over there.
They're shot man! Shooter's up the hill!
We need to talk about this.
The things you said last night should never be repeated.
Should never, ever be spoken out loud.
And what happened to his previous foster parents?
They have the guy in custody.
Well, I'm scared. You have to get him out of here.
I'll make some calls.
Now!
Doug's injuries are to his brain. He's on life support.
The ventilator is keeping him breathing.
He's breathing. He's not breathing on his own.
[suspenseful rock music plays]
Hi, is there a 'MacAuliffe'?
[slurred] I need you to dance with me.
I'm a really good dancer.
Jesus.
Megan, hi, this is Mrs. MacAuliffe.
Cirby! Hi Cirby.
That there is Declan, her better half.
Apparently he put a broken bottle in her face.
D-d-does this broken glass in my face make me look fat? [laughs]
What's wrong with him? Nothing, he's just passed out.
I didn't want her put in the ambulance.
They woulda tied her up, restrained her. She's drunk.
She needs sleep but you have to advocate for her.
I'll bring this guy down to the drunk tank. Good luck.
Okay.
[laughs] It's fun.
Cirby, I'm Megan.
I told her, I'm fine! This doesn't even hurt.
Have you seen yourself?
Oooh, fuck.
Is it gonna scar?
S'it gonna mar my beauty?
Temporarily. We want it to heal, and that means a scar.
We can treat the scar to minimize it
and fade it away over time.
I might wanna keep it.
Make me look pretty badass.
Well. There's that.
Like a pirate. [laughs] Just, just leave it.
That's not a decision you need to make tonight.
You know, you have beautiful eyes.
Thank you.
Hmm.
[sighs] She'll be out in a minute
and sober in about five hours.
Thank you for being so patient with her.
No problem.
You do have beautiful eyes.
[laughs together]
[knock at door]
Wow.
Hi, Chanel.
Alex'll be right down, come on in.
You live here? Nope.
I thought you said we were goin' to your place.
Not what I said.
Oh look, they got a full bar. Help yourself.
Cirby, I think you've had more than enough.
Shut up, I'm just havin' one.
Don't argue with a drunk. She'll sleep it off.
[Alex]: I'll have a tequila.
Hmm, what the hell.
Any kids?
No. Eww.
No visitors in the short term, okay?
If you want to bring somebody later on, you ask me first.
What about Declan?
Ah, definitely not Declan, whoever he is.
I gotta call him. [Megan]: No you don't.
Wh--where's my phone?
Do you got a phone?
Time for bed.
Don't you fuckin' tell me what to do.
Okay, you can take that to bed with you.
I'll bring you up, let's go.
I'll come by tomorrow and see what she wants to do.
No, no, no driving, we've got a pullout.
I've got a boyfriend waiting for me.
You had three shots.
It takes a lot more than three, Alex.
Just lay down for an hour. That's--
You're not my mother, Alex.
I'll come by tomorrow. Jesus.
Ah, jeez.
[vomits]
Ughhh. Uhh, that fell down.
Oh... do you got a sponge?
Who's idea was it to open a woman's shelter?
[vomiting continues]
[sports on TV]
Alex Mandalakis called to make sure you got home okay.
Whatever.
You gonna call her back? She's worried.
No.
How much did you have to drink?
What I gotta answer to you?
Yeah, kind of.
'cause you're gonna arrest me?
No, 'cause I love you.
We're getting married and I put all my heart,
and hopes and dreams into loving you,
so it would suck if you were, don't know,
decapitated on the 103 before the wedding?
I didn't take the 103. She lives on the other side of the hill.
I was adding a bit of colour to make my tragedy more vivid.
The particular road is not a key part of my concern.
Well I'm sorry she woke you.
You don't gotta worry because some crazy old lady worries.
I'm here. I'm fine.
That's how you ride on the car. Ohhh.
That's what we're fighting over.
Is that what we're fighting over?
I better get my guy then. [shooting noises]
Woah, whoops! Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Good morning, Padraig! We have a child now!
I said I was sorry!
You know that was an accident, right?
Padraig would never really show you his man bits.
I saw one of them before.
What? Where?
I have one. Duh.
Oh, yeah right. Duh.
Duh, duh, duh.
Are you ticklish? You seem a little ticklish.
Are you ticklish over here? Are you ticklish over there?
[radio blares]
Oh.
[loud radio]
Ah..... Oh!
Some clothes?
Coffee's almost fresh.
Thanks.
How'd I get here?
Well someone called the policeman, the policeman called
a Victim's Advocate, the Victim Advocate brought you here.
What happened?
What, you don't remember anything?
I remember... dancing with a cop.
Your husband stabbed you in the face with a broken bottle.
I think he's in jail now.
I wonder what the fuck I did to deserve that.
Nobody deserves that.
I was being sarcastic.
Did you do this?
No. Somewhere in there you went to a hospital.
They gave you some stitches.
I went to a hospital?
You have a drinking problem.
Yeah. Can I have one?
But what really happened?
We got a call about a gunman in the woods, near a school.
We all arrived and we pulled in
and didn't even get out of the car.
He had really good aim. Hit them both.
So they didn't feel anything?
No. Hillyer felt a lot of pain.
He was shot in the throat. I couldn't stop the bleeding.
And I don't know about Downey
What I mean is, what happened between you and Downey?
Don't you know?
He never told me.
Well, wasn't he your patient too?
No, he wasn't.
But, you knew him.
Did he mention me?
Never.
I knew him personally, not professionally.
You were close.
We were, in a way, yeah.
Don't you think that's some kind of conflict of interest?
Taking your friend's partner as a client?
Well, if you'd like to see somebody else,
I'd be more than happy to make a referral.
Why do you want to know about him?
What do you want to talk about?
I don't. Every fucking time something bad happens
they send me to a therapist.
It's as if they expect being a cop to be... less eventful.
Not every day a cop watches their partner die.
Let alone two.
I didn't watch them fuckin die. I tried to save them.
I drove them out of the line of fire.
I, I carried them to the paramedics
when the fuckin paramedics were too chicken shit to go in.
Why didn't he shoot you?
I'm short?
They were easier targets?
I got away.
Why does that bother you?
It doesn't. I'm just trying to understand.
Don't say anything else,
I'll put your name in for a priority referral tomorrow.
No. Unhaw. To who?
I don't know.
Constable Downey's--
was my brother.
[whispered] What the fuck.
I have my husband's last name, administration wouldn't noticed.
It happens.
You didn't notice?
I've been distracted.
Yeah, of course you are.
I'll find someone for you tomorrow.
No. I want you.
Okay.
[chuckles] You're Manuel.
Manny.
He called me Manuel?
Manuela.
Never to my face.
What'd he call me?
Maria.
Ugh. Only when he was extra mad at me. Otherwise it was Roach.
Why would he be mad at you?
He thought I was too rough. Angry.
Your brother was strong,
he didn't have to be tough like I do.
I want to go home.
They're not gonna keep your husband in jail
more than twenty-four hours.
He could be home by supper.
Not if I don't cook it.
Don't you think you'd be safer here?
At least until you see how he reacts
to the arrest, to you phoning the police?
[laughs] I didn't phone the police.
Yeah, you did.
Huh! Thought it was the neighbours.
They phoned before. Fuckin busybodies.
I advise you to press charges.
Are you out of your Jesus mind?
I'm not pressing charges!
I know you're not. It's my job to advise you
the right thing to do, I don't expect you to do them.
[Alex]: Explain to her why she should press charges.
I got this.
You have to show him there are repercussions to attacking you.
Either he can do it or he cannot do it.
Now which message do you wanna send?
She's made up her mind.
It's your job to change her mind.
My job is to advocate on her behalf.
So she gets what she wants, not what you want.
She's in shock! What you want to send her back there?
I'm not sending her. I don't send people.
She decides.
The violence in your house is escalating.
I was drunk. We just won't get that drunk.
Next time he's gonna kill you!
Okay.
I don't want to be here.
[television noise]
Hospital again? Yeah.
Your father called, from the hospital.
Well, I must have missed him, okay?
I was just asking.
So, I've been having an affair for the better part of the year.
This must be so horrible for you.
Yeah.
Is he married?
No, he has a goldfish.
You must care about him a lot, spending time with him now.
Oh, is that the part that bothers you?
It's the part I haven't gotten used to.
What, you don't think I knew?
Working two or three nights a week.
No offence but you've never been that industrious.
Why didn't you say anything? Why didn't you?
Because you wanted to see when I'd notice, if I'd notice,
'cause you're testing me?
And I just didn't feel like saying anything to you
'cause I'm testing you? Fuck it.
Your brother's dying-- My brother is dead.
He's dead.
Life's feeling a little short for testing each other.
Yeah, well this isn't revenge, this isn't tit for tat.
Well then, who is it tit for?
I want to meet the guy.
I'll invite him to dinner.
Please do, but make it brunch.
Why do you want to meet him?
I'm sharing my wife with the guy.
And it's fine if you want to bring him to the funeral.
It's fine if you want him there, for you.
I'd just like to meet him before then.
I don't want to meet him at the funeral home.
You are so messed up.
You're the one that brought this guy into our lives
and into our bedroom and all the baggage that comes with him.
So you can stop seeing him or you can stop seeing me,
or I can meet the guy.
Hi. Hey.
What's the trouble today?
So cut to the chase.
I'm late. You're late menstruating?
My period's a no show.
Did you take a pregnancy test? It was negative.
Did you take two pregnancy tests?
I can see where this is going, the third one was negative too.
How late?
Two, two and a half weeks.
Huh.
Huh?
This is unusual? You haven't been late before?
Not really.
Have you ever skipped a period?
A couple times. Not in the last twelve months.
Why didn't you mention this last time?
It was a while ago. Two years, a year and a half ago.
And what happened?
Nothing. I skipped a period.
Came back pretty much on time the next month.
You didn't miscarry? No... No?
No spotting or discharge?
That's what a period is.
Unscheduled?
Nothing that I noticed but the usual flow.
Maybe. Maybe a little heavier, a little crampy,
but I figured I skipped one, it might be heavy.
You might've had a miscarriage.
There's no way to know now, since it's been so long.
Oh.
Or it could be the onset of menopause.
Irregular periods are pretty much universal.
I'm not sure which bit of good news I prefer.
Sorry. You caught me off guard.
If it is the onset of menopause
it doesn't rule out pregnancy but, it does reduce the odds.
How much?
If you're perimenopausal and skipping periods,
you have about a one percent chance of getting pregnant.
One?
Even when you're young you only have a twenty percent chance,
any given month. We can try IVF.
Harvest your eggs, fertilize them with Padraig's sperm,
put some inside and hope one takes.
It's a day surgery, in and out.
We can freeze a batch and implant five at a time.
We'll see what sticks.
The defendant was under extreme psychological distress,
Your Honour.
Object. Sustained.
The prosecutor knows the defendant's mental state?
Do you? Wow, he's out of order.
That's my line.
Are you the expert witness on psychiatry, Mr. Dean?
Mr. Kreilly is under ongoing evaluation, Your Honour.
Because they can't find a doctor to corroborate this bullshit.
Woah. Your Honour!
Are you going to allow him to present?
His defense is offensive.
The best defense is a good--
Do you have a defense other than your own assessment
that your client is mentally unfit?
Under distress, Your Honour.
And we will have medical expert testimony.
There is no medical expert on the witness list.
That's what ongoing evaluation means.
Well, the defendant admits to shooting and killing
two police constables whom he had never met
from 50 meters away, while they were sitting in their cars.
Are you suggesting that there was no deliberate intent?
My client's not criminally responsible, Your Honour.
See, less than 24 hours previous
to the events in question, the defendant was put in a state
of extreme shock, at the results of an investigation
into the murder of his cousin by HRM PD officers.
Object. Approach.
I'll throw you out of here.
It's the reason my client was in psychological distress.
You can't make up a murder.
Look, as far as my client's concerned, there was a murder.
The police apprehended his cousin and he died in custody.
You refer to the death of Walter Kim
as a murder by the police, and I'll hold you in contempt.
I can't stop my client from referring to it that way.
Then think twice about putting him on the stand.
[Jasper]: This is a disgusting plea.
It should make your job easier. Go.
A plea of not guilty by reason of mental disorder
has been entered. [gavel slams down]
Oh, um, and his cousin shot your wife?
So, you won't be trying this one?
No. Thank god.
I should'a shot him when I had the chance.
Don't say that.
That attitude, on the part of police, is part of his defence.
He didn't have a defence.
Look, I didn't shoot him. That's not what we do.
Is IA looking into what Roach did?
She was cleared. That's what set this fucker off.
Since then, since his allegations.
No. Look, if you convict this guy
and his mother, brother, cousin gets pissed off and shoots you,
you think anybody's gonna look into your job performance? Fuck.
All right.
Sorry.
Me too.
So are you two in love? Diarmuid.
We didn't ask Rejean here to talk about art and music.
We don't talk about love because it's not on the table.
He's married to you.
Well now we can talk about it.
Help me out here, guys. It's been a year, almost?
What are you fuck buddies?
Biding your time until you can run away?
Where we at? We kiss.
And, I love you.
Which I couldn't say before now. So, thank you.
Out of respect for me? Isn't that something he should know?
I guess so.
And do you love him?
I'm not playing this game.
What game are you playing? Cause I'm trying to be honest here.
What about you? What game do you play, hockey?
Softball? No.
Figureskating? I swim.
Oh. I swim.
I think you're making our guest feel uncomfortable.
No, it's okay. What do you want, Diarmuid, an apology?
Nobody owes me an apology.
I just-- I want to like you. I wanna know I can like you.
As an abstract idea you're not so great.
I can already like you more than my worst imaginings of you.
It's not hard to see what my husband likes about you.
It's the opposite for me.
I'd come to think of you as somewhat of a martyred victim.
You're actually a bit more of an ass.
And what would you be in my position?
A bigger ass.
Would you like dessert?
What are you saying, Diarmuid, I can continue
my relationship with Rejean because you like him?
Don't act like I'm controlling you. You've got all the power.
My only power is whether to acquiesce to what you want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't presume you know, that's why we're here,
to talk about what options exist,
that he and I can both deal with, for you to choose from.
Actually, I would like some dessert.
So this arrangement with me,
is it so you can sleep with somebody else?
No. When I cheated on you with Melissa,
you gave me two options and I chose.
I've never been happier.
But you're not me, you know.
You're not dissatisfied, like I was.
I only opened Pandora's box and you wanna dive in
and found out what's at the bottom of it.
Cause that's what you do.
You find out what's at the bottom of everything.
I just want to be there when you're done.
Or I want to find out with you.
Fuck it. I don't know.
I don't want to be anywhere else.
I'm sorry I hurt you.
Well, he is kinda cute.
Well, he doesn't expect the worst.
I think that's what I like.
He reminds me that the worst may not happen.
[swimmers splash]
You're a much better swimmer than me.
Yeah.
[Diarmuid]: I'm outta practice. That felt good.
Think he'd be mad if he knew we were meeting up behind his back?
Manny doesn't get angry.
He analyzes you until you're sorry.
I think he analyzes himself until we're both sorry.
See, don't think he'd like us gangin' up on him.
Well, not verbally.
You think he'd like us ganging up on him orally?
[laughs] Not that he's mentioned.
So, ah you want to be friends?
You seem all right.
Ah, thanks.
How'd you two meet?
He bought a hotdog from me.
You're not an... escort?
No, a real hotdog. Not a euphemistic hotdog.
Sorry.
It's alright. It's an easy mistake.
You wanna go for a burger?
Nah, I gonna go bang your husband.
Cool.
[moaning, climactic sighs]
So what do you wanna do?
Well, I should go home soon.
I mean, us.
I don't know? What do you wanna do?
Well I always expected this relationship
had an expiration date, like--
you would leave or he would find out.
You said you loved me.
I do. Well, I mean, I think I do.
I just didn't think you'd choose me,
when push came to shove.
What did you think would happen?
Not this.
I mean, I don't mind if he doesn't mind.
So what are you saying, just keep going on like we're doing?
Well not exactly. No hiding.
Yeah. My husband's full of surprises.
What like lure us in and double murder us, kind of way?
No. Well... no.
Well then I guess I'll just let you keep using me sexually.
Look, I know I'm supposed to take charge of this whole thing
and I promise that I will.
You know I've actually been leaning toward seeing you both.
Is that weird?
That's what you've been doing anyway.
You know, I expected the worst.
I expected Diarmuid would find out about you,
and I expected the worst to happen.
This job just--
I just expect husbands and wives to hurt each other.
You know go for the gun, go for the frying pan.
It never occurred to me that he'd find out
that I betrayed him and...
he'd be more worried about my happiness.
Well, I guess he really loves you.
Yeah.
[verbal airplane noises] I hate sleep.
You still gotta though.
Here come, you landing, ah.
I'm gonna stay up until the sun rises.
That's okay.
You just gotta do it from your bed.
Ugh.
Sorry buddy.
Have a good sleep.
Maybe we should keep him.
Like, forever?
No. just til he's like 18 or 25, or something.
He's a good kid.
Ssuh-- yeah, sometimes.
But as children go, no, he's good.
You don't know enough children.
Why?
I think I could love him.
Well, I guess that's the best reason.
We have a five percent chance of getting pregnant.
Per month. That's sixty percent a year.
I don't think percentages work like that
and it's per cycle.
Which I'm not having every month.
You're not?
Not every month.
You still act like you-- Shhh, tut, shhhh.
Can we still try?
I don't think it's an either or thing.
Adoption, conception.
Then um, we can try both?
Um hm. Hmmm.
We need to turn off the machines.
He's still breathing.
No Dad, the machines are doing the breathing.
I don't think I can.
You have to. He's dead.
You don't give up on your children.
It's not-- you don't understand.
It's cruel now.
Why is it cruel, if he's dead?
What does it matter?
It's cruel to me. It's cruel to you.
I could talk to the doctors. You don't--
I said no.
[television show plays]
I'm gonna keep seeing him.
'kay.
I don't want you seeing anybody else.
Not for now.
I don't wanna see anybody else.
Okay then. We'll see how it goes.
[fire crackles, music plays]
[rapid knocks at door]
[sobs and cries]
You're safe now.
You're safe.
[kissing and heavy breathing]
[phone buzzes]
Gah.
Man.
Hi, Alex.
MacAuliffe?
All right. Well, you have her.
Then she can-- then she can think about it, overnight.
She doesn't need to call the police tonight.
Okay, yeah.
Tomorrow? I- I'm going to need to double-check in the morning,
and get back to you.
If she needs medical attention then send her in a taxi.
No, I was already at the hospital with her
and I have a courtroom thing at 9 am.
They're not gonna call in Padraig for bleeding stitches
in the middle of the night.
No... No... Nope. I-I'm gonna let you go.
Yup. Yup. Good night. Yup.
Fuck!
Bad?
No. Just that woman, the drunk, from the other night,
went back to her husband, now she's already back at Alex's.
Do you need to go? We can watch this anytime.
There's nothing that I can do right now.
She was right. Maybe you should listen to her this time.
She's just being a bitch.
Or you are.
[hard slap] Asshole!
Narrator: Next time on 'Sex&Violence':
So, I was thinking that I gotta take off.
Well I do. Toronto, maybe Alberta.
Just can't find any work here and this whole catering
and waiting just ain't paying the rent.
Padraig and I want to petition for guardianship of Kai.
So he doesn't bounce form foster to foster.
I'm just trying to be thorough.
Cause everybody deserves an investigation.
No. Something's changed.
Look Lauch, I have this court thing today.
Oh. Did you catch a bad guy?
Yup.
Can I buy you a drink Gaspar?
Yeah. Thanks.
What'll it be?
Uh. You know what, I'll take a rain check.
Hope to see you again.
Cheers.
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