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Excuse me.

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I am looking for the illegal
street car racing.

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Awesome!

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Thanks, bro.

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Hey.

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Get off me, man!

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Looking for Vin Serento.

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Who isn't, take a number.

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Here he is now.

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Thanks...

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man!

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Hey, back off sisters!

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He's my man!

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Come on...

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Damn, that's a fine ass.

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What?

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Uh, I said...

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Kick some.. ass.

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Yeah!

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Kick some ass, Vin!

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- That's what she mean.
- Yeah.

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Alright everyone.

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The race is around the factory
and back.

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No second place.

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Winner takes all.

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Who's in?

27
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I'll race, homes.

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What are you staking?

29
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A case of TEC-9s.

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Completely untraceable.

31
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Well this is getting serious,
Vin.

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Alright who else has
the balls to race?

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Me!

34
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And I got 10 pounds
of the prompt cheatham weed

35
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to say I'm going to win, yo.

36
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Alright...

37
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I guess this ain't going to be
no friendly race.

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I'm about to up the stake
big time.

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I'm bringing this bitch
to a whole new level.

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That's right.

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Two words.

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Spa day.

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I'm talking the works.

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Aromatherapy.

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Shea Butter moisturizing bath.

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Cucumber micro-exfoliating treatment.

47
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And full body seaweed wrap.

48
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Does that shit also includes the
lavender rejuvenation facial mask?

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What do you think?

50
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I want to race.

51
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I got the pink slip to my car that says
I can take all of you.

52
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You think you can just
strolled up and race.

53
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Vin Serento?

54
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What are you driving?

55
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A car.

56
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With unicorns.

57
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Let's see what're you packing
under the hood.

58
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Whoa!

59
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He's got one of those big shiny things

60
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with a lot of tubes and curly curls
coming out of it.

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With a red doeken.

62
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Vin, he's got one of those fancy thing
in the jiggers.

63
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That's the real deal.

64
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But it's not the car you drive.

65
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It's the driver who's driving the car...
that's doing the driving.

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That's right.

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Let him race.

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You heard my little sister.

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Let's see what you got.

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If you win, you get me.

71
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But..

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If you lose...

73
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You get her.

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We've got a black guy in a white
neighborhood, minding his own business.

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All units respond. Repeat.

76
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All units respond.

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We're good to go,
the cops are going to be busy for a while.

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Yo! Start the race!

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Alright.

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Ready.

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Hey, white boy!

82
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You're grinding your gears.

83
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You have to stop accelerating
as you put it in the first.

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Thanks, I've never actually driven
a stick before.

85
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Go!

86
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Aww...!

87
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Oh!

88
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Damn it!

89
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Forgot to get gas!

90
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Hurry up. I'm in a race.

91
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You're not getting a tip,
slowpoke.

92
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Feel the trills!

93
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If you win, you get me.

94
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But if you lose...

95
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You get her.

96
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Oh, hell no!
I ain't going out like that!

97
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Too soon, rookies.

98
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My turn to jeez up.

99
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Whoa...!

100
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This is...

101
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Awesome!

102
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My bad!

103
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I'm coming for you, Serento.

104
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Oh..

105
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Shit..

106
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I'm going to win.

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I'm going to win.

108
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Did I win?

109
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Smoked them!

110
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Alright guys, pay up.

111
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Come here, puppy.

112
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What you grinning about?

113
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I almost beat you.

114
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You almost beat me?

115
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You only can't beat me,
you can't even beat yourself.

116
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Not true Serento.

117
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I've beating myself
since junior high.

118
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No way.

119
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You wagered a 10 sec car,
you owe me a 10 sec car.

120
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Deliver to the shop tomorrow,

121
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Bitch!

122
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Polpol! Roll out!

123
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Polpol?

124
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You know five-O.

125
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Pigs, bacon, barney.

126
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The heat, the law,
the fuzz, the man.

127
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No.

128
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The boys in blue.
The thin blue line.

129
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Johnny Law, Smokey,
Gunshoot, Flatfoot.

130
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Come on man?

131
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Haven't you ever seen an episode
of of CSI or NCIS or Illinois SBU.

132
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Are they on Netflix?

133
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I'm out of here!

134
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Damn, it's the cops!

135
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Thanks for the heads up bro!

136
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Where do you think you are going?
Cupcake.

137
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Take it easy.

138
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- Who were you racing with?
- Nobody.

139
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I was taking a romantic midnight drive.

140
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Oh, bullshit.

141
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Give me a name. Was it Serento?

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Aw..

143
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Funny now?

144
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Aw..

145
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He's a kind of robot.

146
00:14:01,018 --> 00:14:03,018
Oh, yeah. Alright.

147
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,335
Ready? Here we go!

148
00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:12,868
Come on, cupcake, you're done.
Let's go.

149
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Give me your hands.

150
00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:20,701
Come on.

151
00:14:20,702 --> 00:14:22,143
Hey!

152
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Jeez, Hanover,
you have to be so rough?

153
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I had to make it look real.
Serento might had been watching.

154
00:14:27,085 --> 00:14:29,726
Serento ever found out I'm was an
undercover cop, he would kill me.

155
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,556
Don't worry. I
erased your files.

156
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:33,792
No one on the force even
knows you're a cop.

157
00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:35,710
Your secret dies with me.

158
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,298
It's just. Maybe I'm not
the right guy for the job.

159
00:14:38,323 --> 00:14:39,967
I mean. I don't exactly fit in.

160
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- I'm really white.
- You'll be fine.

161
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:45,664
I'm so white that when I went to
an all white boarding school.

162
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Nicknamed was "Cracker".

163
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- I get it.
- No, I don't think you do!

164
00:14:49,751 --> 00:14:50,876
I love hockey.

165
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:54,418
I water ski,
I have a favorite lacrosse team.

166
00:14:54,668 --> 00:14:56,710
I have a crush on Martha Stewart.

167
00:14:56,918 --> 00:14:59,835
People mistake me
for the WikiLeak's guy.

168
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:00,959
Okay.

169
00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:03,001
I still buy Kid Rock albums.

170
00:15:03,918 --> 00:15:07,543
I put purplery sachets
in my underwear drawer.

171
00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:08,793
I wear Crocs.

172
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,851
I take a weekly Zumba class.

173
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Oh, for Christ sake.

174
00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:17,876
I cried.
When 'Friends' went off the air.

175
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:21,251
My favourite actress of all time,
is Kristen Stewart,

176
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And my favourite movie off all time,
is Pitch Perfect.

177
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Oh, dear God!

178
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,630
I'm so white,
that I put mayonnaise on sticks,

179
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and freeze them to
make mayonnaise sickles.

180
00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:48,643
You have no family,
you got no friends.

181
00:15:49,168 --> 00:15:50,918
You score through the roof

182
00:15:51,376 --> 00:15:53,201
on the criminal aptitude test.

183
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:53,934
Take a look.

184
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,460
Score higher than Charles Manson.

185
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:56,918
Dexter.

186
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,626
You score higher than Kanye.

187
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:04,210
It's a fine line, which side
of the law you even belong.

188
00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:07,251
That makes you perfect for undercover work.

189
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,126
Or being a journalist for TMZ.

190
00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:13,918
I guess so.

191
00:16:14,126 --> 00:16:17,460
Now look, Serento and his crew
are responsible for everything.

192
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:21,468
From truck heist to counterfeiting
Bed Bath & Beyond gift cards.

193
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:24,168
There is something big going down.

194
00:16:24,335 --> 00:16:26,843
We think that they might be working
for this man.

195
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,226
J.lo's ex-hubby, Marc Anthony?

196
00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:31,751
No!

197
00:16:31,752 --> 00:16:35,535
That's Juan Carlos De La Sol,
the criminal king pin of LA.

198
00:16:36,835 --> 00:16:37,835
Right...

199
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:39,418
Now look.

200
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:42,501
Tonight you got closest to Serento
than anyone ever has.

201
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,210
But I need you to get closer still.

202
00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:46,418
I need you to join their crew.

203
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:49,168
So we can get the evidence
that we need to take these guys down.

204
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:52,793
Are you with me?

205
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:56,126
That's my boy.

206
00:16:56,335 --> 00:16:59,585
But, how do I explain to Serento
why you release me?

207
00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:01,543
Just tell him you beat my up and ran away.

208
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,393
- You think he'll go for that?
- Yeah, if it looks right.

209
00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:05,668
What do you mean?

210
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:07,543
Hit me.

211
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,710
- Come again?
- Look, we got to make it look real.

212
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:12,362
Like we really got into a brawl.

213
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,876
And you knuckles got to look
you had been hitting somebody.

214
00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:16,085
So, hit me.

215
00:17:19,293 --> 00:17:20,345
Oh, I can't.

216
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:22,751
I mean, can't we just like.. puts some
fake blood on my knuckles or something.

217
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,085
Serento's a streetwise thug,
he's going to see right through that..

218
00:17:26,293 --> 00:17:27,960
Now hit me!

219
00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:33,026
Oh.. That hurts!

220
00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:35,126
I never actually hit someone before!

221
00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:37,335
Now do it again, and harder.

222
00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:41,343
Harder.

223
00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:44,960
Harder!

224
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,293
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Your lips bleeding.

225
00:17:55,668 --> 00:17:58,285
It's nothing. Okay, my turn.

226
00:17:59,335 --> 00:18:00,885
What do you mean, my turn?

227
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,026
Serento will never believe
that you beat a hard detective,

228
00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:05,010
without taking a few beats yourself.

229
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,876
I guess so but...

230
00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:08,801
Hey?

231
00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:13,184
You alright?

232
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,393
You good? Yeah, you alright.

233
00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:36,068
Hey.

234
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,660
You got my car 10 second car?

235
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,993
As promised.

236
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:58,501
Come on...

237
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:01,935
- This thing is tiny!
- Exactly.

238
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,876
With it's light body and a beef engine,
this could be...

239
00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:08,001
The fastest car in the circuit.

240
00:19:09,126 --> 00:19:11,460
But Vin, it's all busted up.

241
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,960
It's a ton of work.

242
00:19:13,293 --> 00:19:14,626
Then fix it up!

243
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,293
And you're going to help him.

244
00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:20,460
- Cos now you work for me.
- What?

245
00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:26,543
We have a full medical and dental plans.

246
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,543
We recognized same sex partnership
for health benefits.

247
00:19:31,668 --> 00:19:33,834
And last but not least...

248
00:19:33,835 --> 00:19:35,251
Casual Fridays.

249
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:39,085
That's when I get to wear
my dope ass Hawaiian shirts.

250
00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:40,960
Deal with it, bitch!

251
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:44,085
Alright, Vin.

252
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,910
Where can I put my stuff?

253
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:50,418
Over there.

254
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:05,234
Whoa.

255
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,668
A lot of stolen merchandise.

256
00:20:07,835 --> 00:20:09,368
Whoa..

257
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:12,985
Son of a bitch!

258
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,543
Come on, drink it!

259
00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:22,485
Drink it, you son of a bitch!

260
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:24,568
What are you doing!

261
00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:27,626
You're going to kill him!

262
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,541
You know how fattening this stuff is!

263
00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:31,768
He's a cop!

264
00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:34,260
- I saw him snooping around.
- I ain't not cop!

265
00:20:34,335 --> 00:20:35,543
You're wearing a wire!

266
00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:39,434
Aww..

267
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:40,710
I hate cops.

268
00:20:44,085 --> 00:20:46,251
I saw him get arrested last night.

269
00:20:46,626 --> 00:20:49,126
They beat him down trying
to get him to give me up.

270
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:50,710
And he never dropped a dime.

271
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,043
- Vin!
- I live by my instincts.

272
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,710
And he's as much as a cop

273
00:20:54,918 --> 00:20:58,251
as my girlfriend is in the class
about her true sexual identity.

274
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,051
I can't believe this...

275
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,510
Why don't he go out with your
sister while he's at it.

276
00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:05,819
Pick you up at 7?

277
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,193
It's a date.

278
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:09,501
Oh, come on!

279
00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:23,443
Nice.

280
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:36,918
Nervous?

281
00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:37,919
No.

282
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,951
I am, I'll admit it.

283
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,585
- You are?
- Sure.

284
00:21:43,293 --> 00:21:44,835
I'm not so good at this.

285
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:45,982
The whole time we're out.

286
00:21:45,983 --> 00:21:48,818
I'm going to be thinking about when
is the right moment to kiss you.

287
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:49,943
Really?

288
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,643
I propose that we just do it now,
and get it out of the way.

289
00:21:53,626 --> 00:21:54,868
Do the first kiss now?

290
00:21:54,869 --> 00:21:56,185
What do you say?

291
00:21:57,668 --> 00:21:58,701
Alright.

292
00:22:11,168 --> 00:22:13,660
- I feel better already.
- Me too.

293
00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,476
So. What do you have planned
for our date.

294
00:22:23,793 --> 00:22:25,043
I was thinking a little dinner.

295
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:27,085
Sounds great.

296
00:22:29,335 --> 00:22:31,926
Fondue? How romantic.

297
00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:36,826
- May I?
- Please.

298
00:22:46,085 --> 00:22:47,152
Sorry.

299
00:22:47,253 --> 00:22:49,218
Awkward first date moment.

300
00:22:49,543 --> 00:22:50,743
Yeah.

301
00:22:53,793 --> 00:22:55,501
So tell me about your brother.

302
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,489
What do you want to know?

303
00:22:58,490 --> 00:22:59,793
I do not know.

304
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,851
How does Vin have the money
to pay for all those

305
00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:03,585
suit up cars?

306
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:06,143
Does he engage in illegal activities.

307
00:23:06,368 --> 00:23:09,060
On regular.. basis?

308
00:23:09,335 --> 00:23:10,585
What is he planning to do

309
00:23:10,751 --> 00:23:12,168
with LA king pin

310
00:23:12,668 --> 00:23:14,493
Juan Carlos De La Sol?

311
00:23:15,835 --> 00:23:18,435
- I don't want to talk about my brother.
- Right.

312
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,960
- Let's talk about you.
- What about me?

313
00:23:24,293 --> 00:23:27,551
What are you there?
You're not a tough girl.

314
00:23:28,085 --> 00:23:31,751
Sure, on the outside.
You have this take no shit hard exterior.

315
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,668
But, on the inside..

316
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,085
You're completely different.

317
00:23:36,293 --> 00:23:37,385
I am?

318
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,801
Your ideal night,
is cuddling up with your snuggie.

319
00:23:41,876 --> 00:23:43,418
Watching your favorite movies.

320
00:23:43,585 --> 00:23:47,176
The Notebook, Dear John
and The Human Centipede.

321
00:23:48,085 --> 00:23:51,501
You donate all of your extra money,
to the causes closest to your heart.

322
00:23:51,918 --> 00:23:54,793
Save The Whales
Amnesty International,

323
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,001
No Child Left Behind Without
an Xbox.

324
00:23:57,543 --> 00:24:00,626
And on New Year's eve,
when the clock strikes midnight,

325
00:24:00,918 --> 00:24:03,043
Just as Ryan Seacrest
ushers in the new year.

326
00:24:03,793 --> 00:24:05,126
When the big ball thingy.

327
00:24:05,543 --> 00:24:06,793
Lowers on that..

328
00:24:08,585 --> 00:24:09,635
Thing.

329
00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:11,618
You make a wish that the new year

330
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,301
will bring you, the true love.

331
00:24:52,251 --> 00:24:53,751
Flat tire.

332
00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:16,051
Jordana told me what went down
on your date last night.

333
00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:18,751
About the fondue and flat tire?

334
00:25:19,043 --> 00:25:20,293
About the..

335
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:24,543
Relationships,
You had at the back of her apartment.

336
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,368
Sorry, Vin.
It won't happen again.

337
00:25:28,668 --> 00:25:29,876
It better happen again.

338
00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:33,285
I've never seen my sister
so happy before.

339
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:34,960
She's glowing.

340
00:25:49,659 --> 00:25:50,659
Yeah.

341
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:52,093
I got it.

342
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,835
I'll be right there.

343
00:25:55,918 --> 00:25:57,376
Michelle, let's bounce.

344
00:25:57,401 --> 00:25:58,601
Vin.

345
00:26:00,085 --> 00:26:02,785
Vin, baby.
You know I got softball every Tuesday!

346
00:26:06,210 --> 00:26:07,593
You're ready to take your shot?

347
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,418
- Where are we going?
- Don't ask so many questions.

348
00:26:11,585 --> 00:26:12,835
Why?

349
00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:16,368
That's another question.

350
00:26:18,251 --> 00:26:19,476
Why so curious?

351
00:26:20,418 --> 00:26:24,001
So, if I knew where we were going,
I would know how to dress.

352
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:26,126
Fancy, casual...

353
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,101
nautical.

354
00:26:28,809 --> 00:26:30,809
Whoa. Hey, hey!

355
00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:32,835
You taking him over me?

356
00:26:35,418 --> 00:26:37,026
Thought we were BFFs.

357
00:26:40,168 --> 00:26:41,460
Fine.

358
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,696
You can forget about
coming over tonight and

359
00:26:43,697 --> 00:26:45,843
watch the season finale
of the Bachelor.

360
00:26:45,851 --> 00:26:47,385
Cos you are no longer invited!

361
00:26:50,793 --> 00:26:52,068
Let's go.

362
00:26:58,126 --> 00:27:02,710
"Heading out. Something big
going down with De La Sol."

363
00:27:03,168 --> 00:27:05,126
"Will monitor your activities..."

364
00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:49,376
On behalf of Juan Carlos De La Sol,

365
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,301
Thank you for coming.

366
00:27:51,501 --> 00:27:55,043
You are here
because you are the best in the city.

367
00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:58,126
But alas,
we only need one driver.

368
00:27:58,585 --> 00:27:59,351
This is bullshit!

369
00:27:59,418 --> 00:28:00,585
To get the job...

370
00:28:01,876 --> 00:28:03,668
you are going to have to audition.

371
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:08,326
We'll see who is the best
of the best.

372
00:28:09,351 --> 00:28:10,551
Oh, yes.

373
00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:12,710
I think you know what you got to do

374
00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:14,960
to impress De La Sol.

375
00:28:15,168 --> 00:28:17,585
And to show you have the cojones..

376
00:28:17,793 --> 00:28:19,376
To work for him.

377
00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:22,543
Vin. What's going on?

378
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:24,010
Just follow my lead.

379
00:29:06,043 --> 00:29:07,585
Freestyle.

380
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,460
Oh yes, yes. Come on twerk!

381
00:29:32,751 --> 00:29:34,193
Twerk like Miley Cyrus!

382
00:29:36,718 --> 00:29:37,718
Yes.

383
00:29:41,243 --> 00:29:42,243
Yes.

384
00:29:48,335 --> 00:29:49,585
Diego!

385
00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:18,085
Man, I had you.
I totally out danced you.

386
00:30:18,293 --> 00:30:21,043
You never out dance me.
Who're you kidding?

387
00:30:21,251 --> 00:30:22,918
3 years dance repertory.

388
00:30:23,126 --> 00:30:26,410
Ballet, modern,
contemporary and even tap.

389
00:30:30,126 --> 00:30:32,251
Right then, but next time...

390
00:30:34,085 --> 00:30:35,543
Next time.

391
00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:46,418
- Nice moves.
- Thanks.

392
00:30:46,876 --> 00:30:48,243
I only need one driver.

393
00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,360
But you guys had ball so good.

394
00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:52,701
I decided I'm going to hire
the two of you.

395
00:30:56,626 --> 00:30:58,710
- What's the job?
- Very simple.

396
00:31:05,710 --> 00:31:08,801
You must drive my super car
to this location.

397
00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:14,201
Upon delivery,
you will be paid $ 100,000.

398
00:31:14,626 --> 00:31:16,210
- Super car?
- Yeah.

399
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:20,168
- She's a tiger.
- I know.

400
00:31:20,376 --> 00:31:22,110
It's the only one of it's kind.

401
00:31:22,635 --> 00:31:23,709
It's priceless.

402
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:25,526
You got yourself a deal.

403
00:31:25,543 --> 00:31:27,635
- Question.
- Here we go again.

404
00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:28,834
Excuse me?

405
00:31:28,835 --> 00:31:30,710
Why don't you just drive the car yourself?

406
00:31:31,668 --> 00:31:35,460
I would. But I have
a million unpaid parking tickets.

407
00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:37,168
So they raise my insurance premium.

408
00:31:38,335 --> 00:31:41,168
Besides that, the car is a
like a cop magnet. You know.

409
00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:44,460
You tried Geico?
15 minutes can save you 15%.

410
00:31:44,626 --> 00:31:48,793
Yes. And half like it even Progressive,
but it's still a little worth to have.

411
00:31:50,668 --> 00:31:52,068
Are you a college graduate?

412
00:31:53,126 --> 00:31:54,493
Cos if you are a college grad,

413
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,143
she could be eligible for a
pretty substantial discount.

414
00:31:57,251 --> 00:31:58,551
I once took a French league class

415
00:31:58,552 --> 00:32:00,010
in the college, does that count?

416
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,043
Did you pass?

417
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,293
No, the professor flunked me.
So I shot him.

418
00:32:04,876 --> 00:32:08,035
Look I rather just pay criminals
like yourself to drive the super car.

419
00:32:08,251 --> 00:32:10,701
Whenever I have to move it's location,
okay?

420
00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:14,460
- Make sense to me.
- But the math doesn't add up!

421
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,460
You are offering us $ 100,000
in a down economy.

422
00:32:18,668 --> 00:32:20,960
What was your best bid from Aflac?

423
00:32:21,168 --> 00:32:24,401
Look! Do you want the job or not?
God damn it!

424
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:27,668
Yes, he does.

425
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,585
- Let's go.
- Get the fuck in the car!

426
00:32:38,543 --> 00:32:41,460
It's not working.
Dumb car must be broken.

427
00:32:46,085 --> 00:32:48,460
- Your foot is on the brake.
- What?

428
00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,293
Oh right...

429
00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:39,835
I got a bad feeling about this.

430
00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:43,293
Why?

431
00:33:44,376 --> 00:33:45,460
Listen to the score.

432
00:33:51,293 --> 00:33:52,585
Dissonant chord progression.

433
00:33:58,335 --> 00:34:00,101
Heavy use of Strings.

434
00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:03,743
Oboe.

435
00:34:06,543 --> 00:34:08,251
It all seems quite ominous.

436
00:34:23,001 --> 00:34:24,335
You got the money?

437
00:34:28,043 --> 00:34:29,301
There you go, sir.

438
00:34:34,835 --> 00:34:36,793
Count it.
Make sure it's all there.

439
00:34:37,001 --> 00:34:39,218
Nah.
This guy seems alright to me.

440
00:34:40,843 --> 00:34:42,043
Oh, oh.

441
00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:47,118
- I got it!
- Throw it, you idiot!

442
00:34:48,335 --> 00:34:49,451
Not to me!

443
00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:52,376
I don't want it!

444
00:34:52,585 --> 00:34:54,076
What you waiting for, Vin.
Throw it!

445
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:57,085
Nah. I'm going to time it just right.
So when I throw it.

446
00:34:57,335 --> 00:34:58,410
They will catch it.

447
00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:00,940
And it will explode before they have
a chance to throw it back.

448
00:35:02,585 --> 00:35:03,885
Good thinking, right?

449
00:35:05,135 --> 00:35:06,081
Get ready!

450
00:35:06,082 --> 00:35:07,217
Wait for it.

451
00:35:07,218 --> 00:35:08,271
One.

452
00:35:10,072 --> 00:35:11,084
Two.

453
00:35:12,809 --> 00:35:14,009
And three.

454
00:35:17,293 --> 00:35:18,460
You okay?

455
00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:27,593
I think we got double crossed.

456
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,576
Oh, you think so?

457
00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:54,326
Where're you going?

458
00:36:14,876 --> 00:36:16,543
Oh, shit!

459
00:36:16,768 --> 00:36:17,968
No!

460
00:36:20,093 --> 00:36:21,293
Oh, shit..

461
00:36:24,926 --> 00:36:27,568
Serento ever found out I was an
undercover cop, he would kill me.

462
00:36:27,635 --> 00:36:29,101
Don't worry. I erased your file.

463
00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:31,750
I'm the only one in the force
who knows that you're a cop.

464
00:36:31,751 --> 00:36:33,560
Your secret dies with me.

465
00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:36,751
Oh, shit!

466
00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:47,910
Come on, you bastard!

467
00:36:50,126 --> 00:36:51,518
Take it easy.

468
00:36:53,168 --> 00:36:54,460
He's dead.

469
00:36:58,585 --> 00:37:00,268
You're a cop killer now.

470
00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,085
High five.

471
00:37:06,543 --> 00:37:08,460
Let's go, come on.

472
00:37:08,668 --> 00:37:09,751
Let's go!

473
00:38:07,510 --> 00:38:08,951
He killed a cop.

474
00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,260
Son of a bitch!

475
00:38:11,076 --> 00:38:13,076
Detective Johnson,
I got some files for you to look at...

476
00:38:13,085 --> 00:38:14,693
This is no time for paper work.

477
00:38:18,051 --> 00:38:20,218
I got regular, decaf, latte...

478
00:38:20,468 --> 00:38:22,543
I'll drink some coffee when
I solved this crime.

479
00:38:24,793 --> 00:38:26,618
Here are the urine samples
you requested.

480
00:38:28,293 --> 00:38:29,376
Oh smell this!

481
00:38:29,543 --> 00:38:30,584
Look.

482
00:38:30,585 --> 00:38:31,618
People.

483
00:38:31,626 --> 00:38:34,401
The only thing I want right now is
to know what happened here.

484
00:38:36,293 --> 00:38:37,710
Officer Canaro,
what have you got?

485
00:38:40,210 --> 00:38:41,951
There is a camera.

486
00:38:43,376 --> 00:38:44,651
Yeah. So?

487
00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:45,751
So.

488
00:38:46,668 --> 00:38:49,185
Maybe, it recorded what happened.

489
00:38:49,251 --> 00:38:50,251
And then what?

490
00:38:51,043 --> 00:38:52,251
And then..

491
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:59,001
And then
you could watch the tape.

492
00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:01,168
And see.. who shot him.

493
00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,210
It just might worked.

494
00:39:17,835 --> 00:39:19,085
Who is he?

495
00:39:22,085 --> 00:39:23,312
There's nothing on him.

496
00:39:23,313 --> 00:39:24,493
No record.

497
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:27,668
Guy kills a cop,
has no priors...

498
00:39:28,543 --> 00:39:30,326
Doesn't make any sense.

499
00:39:32,293 --> 00:39:34,226
Let's check the body,
I want a fingerprint.

500
00:39:35,176 --> 00:39:36,426
What the hell is that?

501
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:38,826
The black light will expose
what the human eye can't see.

502
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:41,035
Like what date line uses,
for those exposes

503
00:39:41,101 --> 00:39:44,085
or Motels with dirty sheets.
Covering disgusting bed bugs.

504
00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:54,243
Gotcha.

505
00:39:54,244 --> 00:39:55,676
You, son of a bitch.

506
00:40:01,251 --> 00:40:02,285
What?

507
00:40:02,543 --> 00:40:04,376
Nothing. Nothing.

508
00:40:23,335 --> 00:40:24,426
Where is my car?

509
00:40:24,451 --> 00:40:25,651
Well, Carlos.

510
00:40:26,543 --> 00:40:29,551
I don't mean to be the bearer
of bad news, but..

511
00:40:30,793 --> 00:40:31,918
I don't have it.

512
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:34,160
So. You don't have my car?

513
00:40:35,085 --> 00:40:36,143
Well uh...

514
00:40:36,751 --> 00:40:38,801
The double cross didn't go as planned,
per Se.

515
00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:40,101
Per Se?

516
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,760
Yeah, per Se. You know.
As a matter of speaking.

517
00:40:43,835 --> 00:40:47,651
Yeah, but you say per Se,
when what you said wasn't exactly accurate.

518
00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:49,168
So what happened?

519
00:40:50,001 --> 00:40:51,751
The double cross didn't go as planned.

520
00:40:51,918 --> 00:40:53,510
So, Not per Se after all.

521
00:40:55,793 --> 00:40:58,126
I guess not. Not per Se.

522
00:40:59,876 --> 00:41:00,768
And that!

523
00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:01,918
That!

524
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:03,876
Per Se!

525
00:41:06,001 --> 00:41:08,618
I have more information. Senor.

526
00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:11,285
I was going to tell you,
but you stabbed me.

527
00:41:11,876 --> 00:41:14,335
Yeah well,
you must always kill the messenger.

528
00:41:14,585 --> 00:41:16,901
That's sort of how we work,
right?

529
00:41:17,118 --> 00:41:19,576
Si, Si. I understand, but...

530
00:41:21,701 --> 00:41:22,701
Quick.

531
00:41:23,126 --> 00:41:24,626
Make him comfortable.

532
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:27,293
Bring a pillow
and some coconut water.

533
00:41:28,818 --> 00:41:29,818
Here.

534
00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:37,335
- Bless you.
- This pillow is down filled!

535
00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,001
I'm allergic!

536
00:41:39,135 --> 00:41:41,460
You have a hypoallergenic one?

537
00:41:41,468 --> 00:41:44,535
I don't know.
Perhaps cotton or I don't know..

538
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:47,001
Something in the soft, microfiber.

539
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,168
Thank you.

540
00:41:55,693 --> 00:41:57,125
There, feel better now.

541
00:41:57,126 --> 00:41:59,210
It will help to replenish
your electrolytes.

542
00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:02,293
It's filled with mango and peach.

543
00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,166
Feel better now?

544
00:42:04,167 --> 00:42:05,868
Oh, Serento.

545
00:42:06,501 --> 00:42:08,293
He shot the other three.

546
00:42:08,501 --> 00:42:10,043
I barely got out with my life...

547
00:42:13,668 --> 00:42:15,001
Serento, huh.

548
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,251
Get rid of him.

549
00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,104
Carlos...

550
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:22,376
Madre de Dios, Que me asustó!

551
00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:24,043
I wasn't done.

552
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:28,251
Forgive me please.
I constantly interrupt people.

553
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:31,751
It's a terrible habit,
I'm working on it.

554
00:42:32,376 --> 00:42:35,476
But my therapist says
it's a form of narcissism.

555
00:42:36,543 --> 00:42:37,435
Anyway, you were saying?

556
00:42:37,501 --> 00:42:40,035
I know where Serento
and his crew hideout.

557
00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:43,218
It's at the warehouse of...

558
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,588
I interrupt again, didn't I?

559
00:42:46,589 --> 00:42:47,589
Yeah.

560
00:42:48,085 --> 00:42:50,501
Therapy is a process.

561
00:42:51,585 --> 00:42:53,210
Get my car.

562
00:42:53,418 --> 00:42:55,626
As for Serento and his crew.

563
00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:57,893
Kill them all.

564
00:42:58,585 --> 00:43:01,085
I have more information, senor.

565
00:43:22,335 --> 00:43:24,668
Alright people. We are in serious
lock down mode.

566
00:43:24,876 --> 00:43:26,085
No one leaves the garage.

567
00:43:26,293 --> 00:43:28,543
De La Sol is out to kill me,
and the rest of you.

568
00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:31,668
How can you be so sure?

569
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:33,051
By follow my Tweeter.

570
00:43:41,335 --> 00:43:42,418
Check this out.

571
00:43:43,126 --> 00:43:44,493
A Tragedy has occurred.

572
00:43:44,518 --> 00:43:47,718
Where a veteran detective
has been brutally murdered.

573
00:43:53,501 --> 00:43:55,293
Come on, you bastard!

574
00:43:55,535 --> 00:43:58,285
Police had been ordered
to shoot this man.

575
00:43:58,351 --> 00:44:00,710
Police are also encouraging
Angelenos to take the law

576
00:44:00,718 --> 00:44:02,235
into their own hands.

577
00:44:02,501 --> 00:44:05,418
If you see this man,
please shoot him, stab him,

578
00:44:05,485 --> 00:44:09,018
or if the opportunity arises,
slap him upside the head.

579
00:44:09,793 --> 00:44:11,310
Oh, come on!

580
00:44:12,168 --> 00:44:13,235
What?

581
00:44:15,751 --> 00:44:17,668
- We have to get out of here.
- Go where?

582
00:44:17,876 --> 00:44:19,493
Some place where no one would find us.

583
00:44:20,210 --> 00:44:22,835
Some place with no extradition,

584
00:44:22,843 --> 00:44:24,510
like Tokyo or Rio

585
00:44:24,918 --> 00:44:25,918
or Florida.

586
00:44:26,251 --> 00:44:28,793
You are talking fake passports,
plane tickets,

587
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,043
living off the grid...

588
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:31,535
We don't have that kind of money,
Vin.

589
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,826
Then we need to get some money,
fast.

590
00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:37,043
Or we're all dead.

591
00:44:37,251 --> 00:44:38,543
Ideas?

592
00:44:42,710 --> 00:44:47,376
How about we moved to San Francisco and
open an alternative lesbians coffee shop.

593
00:44:49,376 --> 00:44:51,485
What? I'm just big ballin.

594
00:44:54,251 --> 00:44:56,418
Why don't we just sell this bitch
super car.

595
00:44:56,426 --> 00:44:57,543
We'll be rich!

596
00:44:57,568 --> 00:44:58,968
Boom!

597
00:44:59,668 --> 00:45:01,626
Problem solved, bitch!

598
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:05,268
Great idea,
if it were actually a "super car".

599
00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:06,468
What?

600
00:45:14,043 --> 00:45:15,535
87 octane?

601
00:45:16,335 --> 00:45:17,960
Super cars only run on premium.

602
00:45:18,210 --> 00:45:19,410
I know it.

603
00:45:19,626 --> 00:45:23,001
Why would De La Sol have us drive this car
unless it was valuable.

604
00:45:23,710 --> 00:45:25,251
Something smells fishy.

605
00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:40,010
It's a break down of all De La Sol's
illegal activity.

606
00:45:40,043 --> 00:45:42,426
Records of bribes to corrupt politicians,

607
00:45:42,493 --> 00:45:44,035
where he houses his hoes,

608
00:45:44,101 --> 00:45:46,268
Where he keeps his stash of money
worth over a $100 million.

609
00:45:46,335 --> 00:45:48,626
Wait... That's it!

610
00:45:48,793 --> 00:45:49,810
Right!

611
00:45:49,876 --> 00:45:52,668
We go to the house where he keeps his hoes
and we keep it.

612
00:46:00,918 --> 00:46:02,668
We steal his $100 million.

613
00:46:03,085 --> 00:46:04,818
And get out of town for good.

614
00:46:05,918 --> 00:46:07,293
Who's in?

615
00:46:21,793 --> 00:46:22,868
I'm in.

616
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,376
Boss, I got the lunch.

617
00:46:38,793 --> 00:46:40,926
Thank God, I'm starving.

618
00:46:41,251 --> 00:46:42,543
What is this?

619
00:46:45,293 --> 00:46:46,349
Burger and fries.

620
00:46:46,350 --> 00:46:48,310
Yeah I can see that.
I'm not blind!

621
00:46:48,418 --> 00:46:50,518
But I ordered a kid's meal.

622
00:46:50,585 --> 00:46:51,451
I'm sorry.

623
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:52,893
You know that I've been collecting

624
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,360
the 'Despicable Me' minions.

625
00:46:55,668 --> 00:46:57,301
- I told you. You know that.
- Yes

626
00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:59,976
I have them all,
except for Carl.

627
00:47:00,543 --> 00:47:02,210
I have Jerry, I have Stuart,

628
00:47:02,376 --> 00:47:04,126
I have Kevin, Dave,

629
00:47:04,335 --> 00:47:06,418
but I needed Carl.

630
00:47:06,876 --> 00:47:07,876
Carl says.

631
00:47:08,001 --> 00:47:11,826
"Bee-doh! Bee-doh."

632
00:47:12,168 --> 00:47:13,835
And you forget about it.

633
00:47:14,043 --> 00:47:16,710
I need the BeeDoh BeeDoh guy,
to complete my collection!

634
00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:18,376
Okay, I go back.
I go get a new one.

635
00:47:18,543 --> 00:47:19,535
No, no, no..

636
00:47:19,543 --> 00:47:21,418
I don't even want it anymore.

637
00:47:23,835 --> 00:47:26,435
Robbing Juan Carlos' of a $100 million,
ain't going to be easy.

638
00:47:26,501 --> 00:47:29,785
If we are going to pull off this heist,
we're going to need a bigger crew.

639
00:47:29,876 --> 00:47:32,568
First thing first,
we need a black guy.

640
00:47:33,168 --> 00:47:36,718
As Ja Rule or Bow Wow
or Ludacris.

641
00:47:36,751 --> 00:47:38,418
Why does he have to be a rapper?

642
00:47:38,751 --> 00:47:41,660
Cos movies like these always have a rapper
doing the cameo.

643
00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:44,468
It brings in the urban demographic.

644
00:47:44,585 --> 00:47:45,793
Dummy.

645
00:47:46,001 --> 00:47:47,885
Plus, they get to do a soundtrack title.

646
00:47:48,876 --> 00:47:52,751
Hey, what about uh ..
Lil Wayne, T.I., DMX,

647
00:47:53,210 --> 00:47:54,535
Gucci Mane and Akon?

648
00:47:54,543 --> 00:47:58,118
No, all those guys are either on their
way to jail or just getting out of jail.

649
00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:00,726
We'll film a reality show that
chronicles going to jail

650
00:48:00,793 --> 00:48:02,385
and then getting out of jail.

651
00:48:04,293 --> 00:48:05,943
And then go back to jail.

652
00:48:05,944 --> 00:48:07,067
I got it.

653
00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,968
I know the perfect guy to do the cameo.

654
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,668


655
00:48:15,043 --> 00:48:16,660
And we need an Asian guy.

656
00:48:19,626 --> 00:48:22,960
- Some one who can drift?
- Because Asian guys are cool.

657
00:48:23,251 --> 00:48:25,501


658
00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:27,831
And last but not least,
we need a beautiful model

659
00:48:27,832 --> 00:48:29,826
making her future acting debut..

660
00:48:50,501 --> 00:48:53,085
She's not going to have a lot of lines
or a lot to do.

661
00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:57,010
But she's smoking hot.
Fine to look at.

662
00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,851
MODEL TURNED ACTRESS

663
00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:00,868
- How do you do that?
- What?

664
00:49:00,876 --> 00:49:03,368
You describe them and then like
instantly they're here.

665
00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:04,593
Well, I had to.

666
00:49:04,626 --> 00:49:07,160
It's a classic multi-ethnic
round up scene.

667
00:49:07,168 --> 00:49:09,285
It's in every
Fast & Furious movie.

668
00:49:09,293 --> 00:49:14,051
Plus, I like to give my heist a sort of
United Colors of Benetton feel.

669
00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:15,951
Now let's get down to business.

670
00:49:26,701 --> 00:49:28,701
Alright, these are the
blueprints to the building.

671
00:49:28,768 --> 00:49:30,976
De La Sol is holding his $100 million in.

672
00:49:31,335 --> 00:49:33,785
Does anyone have any idea.

673
00:49:34,668 --> 00:49:36,110
How to read a blueprint?

674
00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:39,010
Oh, damn dog of my.

675
00:49:39,335 --> 00:49:40,993
That's not what you asked me.

676
00:49:41,001 --> 00:49:44,110
You said, can I drive fast
and can I use a gun.

677
00:49:46,126 --> 00:49:48,085
- Damn!
- So many numbers.

678
00:49:48,293 --> 00:49:50,395
Right, then I say
we go over there

679
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,725
and see for ourselves
what we are up against.

680
00:49:54,710 --> 00:49:57,301
You, Rapper Cameo and
Cool Asian Guy.

681
00:49:57,710 --> 00:49:58,960
Let's roll.

682
00:50:00,585 --> 00:50:02,093
Wait! I'm not going?

683
00:50:02,126 --> 00:50:04,876
No, why don't you stay behind
with the girls.

684
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,193
Killed him.

685
00:50:16,001 --> 00:50:17,801
That was our secret handshake!

686
00:50:18,043 --> 00:50:20,585
- Now it's his.
- Deal with it.

687
00:50:21,168 --> 00:50:22,251
Bitch!

688
00:50:32,151 --> 00:50:34,718
There's something I need to talk to you
about when you get back.

689
00:50:34,751 --> 00:50:36,510
Can you give me a hint?

690
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:48,043
Rock-a-bye baby

691
00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:50,418
on the treetop.

692
00:50:50,485 --> 00:50:54,601
When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock.

693
00:50:55,925 --> 00:50:57,425
Okay...

694
00:50:59,251 --> 00:51:02,035
When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall.

695
00:51:02,043 --> 00:51:04,710
And down will come BABY...

696
00:51:04,776 --> 00:51:06,476
cradle and all.

697
00:51:07,335 --> 00:51:08,460
Oh my God!

698
00:51:09,001 --> 00:51:10,626
Are you serious?

699
00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:15,543
You taken up singing.

700
00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,068
You should totally try out
for The Voice.

701
00:51:18,085 --> 00:51:21,343
Avril Lavigne is going to love you!

702
00:51:22,293 --> 00:51:25,376
When a man and a woman
make love,

703
00:51:25,585 --> 00:51:28,668
sometimes there can be,
unintended

704
00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:30,210
consequences.

705
00:51:30,418 --> 00:51:32,335
I know exactly
where this is heading.

706
00:51:32,343 --> 00:51:34,135
And I want to talk to you about it.

707
00:51:34,501 --> 00:51:35,430
Great.

708
00:51:35,455 --> 00:51:37,742
Cos I'm pretty sure
you gave me herpes.

709
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,666
I'm...

710
00:51:44,085 --> 00:51:45,876
We'll talk about this later.

711
00:52:33,085 --> 00:52:34,168
Who are you?

712
00:52:49,126 --> 00:52:50,660
Where is the rest of the money?

713
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,976
What do you mean? It's all here.

714
00:52:56,318 --> 00:52:57,163
Watch out!

715
00:52:57,188 --> 00:52:58,742
I'm on it, bro.

716
00:53:08,868 --> 00:53:11,501
De La Sol's stash is worth
over a $100 million.

717
00:53:11,668 --> 00:53:12,860
Where is it?

718
00:53:12,918 --> 00:53:15,410
- Who's De La Sol?
- Who's De La Sol.

719
00:53:15,934 --> 00:53:17,134
Aw...

720
00:53:17,418 --> 00:53:18,993
You think I was born yesterday?

721
00:53:21,376 --> 00:53:22,451
Question.

722
00:53:23,501 --> 00:53:25,576
Is this 1414 Becker Street?

723
00:53:25,793 --> 00:53:27,219
This is 1414

724
00:53:27,744 --> 00:53:29,225
Becker Lane.

725
00:53:29,335 --> 00:53:30,551
What's with all the cash?

726
00:53:30,710 --> 00:53:33,818
We're a church,
it was Bingo night.

727
00:53:35,501 --> 00:53:37,626
I am the pastor, you asshole!

728
00:53:58,151 --> 00:53:59,451
Que Paso?

729
00:54:00,876 --> 00:54:03,335
Someone just robbed the church
on Becker.

730
00:54:03,918 --> 00:54:05,535
I know they wanted my money.

731
00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:07,061
You think it was Serento?

732
00:54:07,086 --> 00:54:07,942
Duh!

733
00:54:08,001 --> 00:54:10,918
He thinks he can steal my money?

734
00:54:11,126 --> 00:54:12,701
Listen to me, Cesar.

735
00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:14,635
Please pay attention.

736
00:54:16,168 --> 00:54:18,418
- I want my building guarded.
- Okay.

737
00:54:18,626 --> 00:54:21,626
Put the money in the
strongest vault there is.

738
00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:24,093
And kill Serento.

739
00:54:25,251 --> 00:54:27,143
- You got it?
- I got it, boss.

740
00:54:29,385 --> 00:54:31,210
Lo Qué es, El medio parte Que?

741
00:54:31,626 --> 00:54:32,710
What?

742
00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:34,249
Uh..

743
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,460
Building.. guarded.

744
00:54:35,484 --> 00:54:36,709
No..no.

745
00:54:38,510 --> 00:54:39,643
The vault?

746
00:54:39,751 --> 00:54:41,001
No, no. Not that, the..

747
00:54:41,501 --> 00:54:43,751
- Kill Serento?
- Right!

748
00:54:44,251 --> 00:54:45,660
Now I understand.

749
00:54:45,668 --> 00:54:48,285
Guard the building and
put Serento in the vault!

750
00:54:50,918 --> 00:54:53,985
I'll just better text you
the needs, mijo.

751
00:54:54,001 --> 00:54:55,251
It's for the best.

752
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,718
Now, now you have instructions
in your cellphone.

753
00:55:00,460 --> 00:55:02,535
- I didn't get it.
- But I already sent it!

754
00:55:02,759 --> 00:55:03,759
No.

755
00:55:03,876 --> 00:55:05,918
Aye! You have the 4G network?

756
00:55:06,126 --> 00:55:07,401
Yes. Of course.

757
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,701
I'm still under the 3G,
it's much slower.

758
00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:13,501
How can I run a major criminal empire..

759
00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:15,726
And not having the same network?

760
00:55:16,001 --> 00:55:18,100
Well uh, in three months.

761
00:55:18,225 --> 00:55:19,667
My contract is going to end.

762
00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:22,176
And then I plan to upgrade
to the newest network.

763
00:55:22,251 --> 00:55:25,710
But in 3 months,
that would be 5G!

764
00:55:26,034 --> 00:55:27,034
Okay.

765
00:55:27,776 --> 00:55:30,551
How about you give me your phone.
And then you get a new one.

766
00:55:30,668 --> 00:55:32,885
- I'm going to kill you.
- We go now.

767
00:55:42,001 --> 00:55:43,585
They're wearing ski masks.

768
00:55:44,043 --> 00:55:47,918
They must have gone skiing
immediately before or after the crime.

769
00:55:48,085 --> 00:55:50,627
Contact the Aspen police,
the Canadian Mounties,

770
00:55:50,652 --> 00:55:53,259
and Whistler in the Swiss Alps
special forces. See what they know.

771
00:55:53,543 --> 00:55:54,410
Right sir.

772
00:55:54,418 --> 00:55:56,085
And take a look at this.

773
00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:03,868
That's Vin Serento.

774
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,260
He's involved too.

775
00:56:05,468 --> 00:56:06,612
Triangulate the area.

776
00:56:06,637 --> 00:56:09,760
I want every available officers
to be on the lookout for these guys.

777
00:56:09,793 --> 00:56:11,543
Serento's chop shop must be close by.

778
00:56:14,876 --> 00:56:17,376
And for God sake.
Someone get me some more baby oil!

779
00:56:20,218 --> 00:56:22,001
How is it going on fingerprint match?

780
00:56:23,635 --> 00:56:24,851
Uh, still nothing.

781
00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:30,501
Wherever you fugitives are,
I'll find you.

782
00:56:30,710 --> 00:56:33,168
You hear me? I will find you!

783
00:56:38,085 --> 00:56:39,460
How about this t-shirt?

784
00:56:40,661 --> 00:56:41,501
Sir?

785
00:56:41,526 --> 00:56:42,718
Is it tight enough?

786
00:56:43,251 --> 00:56:44,535
Is it tight enough?

787
00:56:44,626 --> 00:56:47,485
Yes, I mean I can see your nipples
and everything.

788
00:56:47,501 --> 00:56:48,610
You're damn right.

789
00:56:48,635 --> 00:56:50,559
That's what I'm going for.

790
00:56:57,376 --> 00:56:58,960
Alright. Here's the deal.

791
00:56:59,043 --> 00:57:01,451
1414 Becker Street,
is a Mexican restaurant,

792
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,051
called Big Ass Tacos.

793
00:57:03,126 --> 00:57:05,010
De La Sol's using it as a front.

794
00:57:05,210 --> 00:57:07,060
I love Big Ass Tacos.

795
00:57:13,585 --> 00:57:15,135
It's a perfect cover.

796
00:57:15,710 --> 00:57:18,185
While unsuspecting customers
chow down,

797
00:57:18,251 --> 00:57:20,410
De La Sol got a secret room
at the back.

798
00:57:20,668 --> 00:57:22,499
De La Sol's stash must be there.

799
00:57:22,524 --> 00:57:25,825
Cos they brought in "The
strongest Vault There is."

800
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,501
A vault big enough to hold
a $100 million plus.

801
00:57:29,751 --> 00:57:33,376
But this place is locked down harder than
Lindsay Lohan's liquor cabinet.

802
00:57:33,585 --> 00:57:35,147
If they see us,

803
00:57:35,172 --> 00:57:36,525
we're dead.

804
00:57:36,801 --> 00:57:39,601
But I got a foolproof plan.
That's going to get us the money.

805
00:57:39,668 --> 00:57:41,576
And they'll never know what hit them.

806
00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:44,235
First, we need eyes on the inside.

807
00:57:44,293 --> 00:57:46,118
That's where Jordana and Michelle
come in.

808
00:57:47,085 --> 00:57:49,667
Now before you get into the vault,
there is a counting room.

809
00:57:49,668 --> 00:57:52,051
De La Sol doesn't trust the counter
from stealing.

810
00:57:52,085 --> 00:57:54,701
So to make sure they are not
hiding cash in their clothes.

811
00:57:54,710 --> 00:57:56,743
He makes them all work butt naked.

812
00:57:56,751 --> 00:57:58,218
Everyone's nude.

813
00:57:58,251 --> 00:58:00,026
Even the guards.

814
00:58:02,126 --> 00:58:04,143
You two will get jobs
as new counters.

815
00:58:04,251 --> 00:58:05,343
Wait.

816
00:58:05,751 --> 00:58:08,760
All of these girls are
totally naked and super hot?

817
00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:10,301
Perfect tits.

818
00:58:11,543 --> 00:58:13,551
Every last one of them.

819
00:58:14,293 --> 00:58:15,385
Continue.

820
00:58:15,918 --> 00:58:19,418
Now everyday at 3 o'clock, right after
he finishes watching Judge Judy.

821
00:58:19,426 --> 00:58:23,043
De La Sol comes in to check
on the money in the vault.

822
00:58:27,210 --> 00:58:30,393
Michelle,
you improvise a distraction.

823
00:58:43,376 --> 00:58:44,775
The guard rush over.

824
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,717
Alone, Jordana will slip away
and spy on.

825
00:58:46,743 --> 00:58:49,043
De La Sol as he opens the vault.

826
00:58:54,243 --> 00:58:55,560
What you'll find is that.

827
00:58:55,626 --> 00:58:59,693
The vault is encrypted with a high tech
DNA code that matches De La Sol's.

828
00:59:08,435 --> 00:59:10,461
So. We need a sample
of De La Sol's DNA.

829
00:59:10,486 --> 00:59:12,792
If we're going to
get into that safe.

830
00:59:14,543 --> 00:59:16,476
Come On! Get out of here!

831
00:59:16,793 --> 00:59:17,868
Out!

832
00:59:19,793 --> 00:59:22,668
De La Sol takes a 10 mile run
every morning through the city.

833
00:59:23,126 --> 00:59:26,285
And that's where Model Turned Actress and
Cool Asian Guy come into play.

834
00:59:27,168 --> 00:59:30,818
Model Turned Actress will drive by
getting De La Sol's attention.

835
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:34,018
And he will say something like..
"Nice boobies."

836
00:59:34,376 --> 00:59:35,616
Then Cool Asian Guy will appear

837
00:59:35,626 --> 00:59:37,335
and say something like..

838
00:59:37,543 --> 00:59:39,785
"Did you just said 'nice boobies'
to my girlfriend?"

839
00:59:39,835 --> 00:59:43,385
And he will reply:
"I don't know, it's that your girlfriend?"

840
00:59:43,409 --> 00:59:44,584
"Yup."

841
00:59:44,585 --> 00:59:47,610
"Well then,
I said 'nice boobies'."

842
00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:49,335
That's when you have to defend her honor.

843
00:59:49,501 --> 00:59:52,160
"So then I must defend her honor
and challenge you to a...

844
00:59:53,168 --> 00:59:54,218
"Karate fight."

845
00:59:54,376 --> 00:59:57,451
Oh, cos I'm Asian.
You automatically assume I know karate?

846
00:59:57,501 --> 00:59:58,293
Do you?

847
00:59:58,318 --> 01:00:00,692
Yeah, I'm a 3rd degree
black belt.

848
01:00:02,710 --> 01:00:04,110
That's a total coincidence.

849
01:00:04,126 --> 01:00:05,726
Anyway, you'll fight him.

850
01:00:12,785 --> 01:00:14,460
You will do spinning windmills.

851
01:00:14,626 --> 01:00:17,310
Leg sweeps,
and flying side kicks.

852
01:00:33,251 --> 01:00:35,771
Then De La Sol will start working your face
like a punching bag.

853
01:00:35,835 --> 01:00:38,726
All in the effort to get De La Sol
to build up a nice sweat.

854
01:00:38,735 --> 01:00:42,226
So Model Turned Actress can collect
DNA sample from his upper ass crack.

855
01:00:42,251 --> 01:00:43,326
Ass crack?

856
01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:45,493
The purest form of DNA.

857
01:01:02,168 --> 01:01:05,593
Now that we have a sample of his DNA,
we can unlock the safe.

858
01:01:05,751 --> 01:01:07,993
How we ever get near the vault
to open it?

859
01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:09,576
That's where you come in,
Rapper Cameo.

860
01:01:10,126 --> 01:01:12,754
We're going to give you the DNA
sample to unlock the vault.

861
01:01:12,779 --> 01:01:14,617
Shove you in a box and
shipped you there.

862
01:01:14,685 --> 01:01:15,876
Say what?

863
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,410
We'll send you ground.
3 to 5 days shipping.

864
01:01:18,626 --> 01:01:20,001
3 to 5 days?

865
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,868
We looked into overnight.
But the rate was outrageous.

866
01:01:23,043 --> 01:01:24,335
Come on, man!

867
01:01:24,918 --> 01:01:28,251
You will get delivered and placed by the
vault, waiting further instructions.

868
01:01:28,460 --> 01:01:29,968
That brings us to Curtis.

869
01:01:30,210 --> 01:01:31,876
You'll be the decoy.

870
01:01:32,418 --> 01:01:34,710
You'll knock on the door.
And when the guards open up.

871
01:01:34,793 --> 01:01:35,843
You tickle him.

872
01:01:35,910 --> 01:01:38,243
- Did you say tickle?
- Did I stutter?

873
01:01:39,085 --> 01:01:41,793
You'll run around the
alley dodging bullets.

874
01:01:42,793 --> 01:01:44,560
And that will draw the other naked guard to

875
01:01:44,626 --> 01:01:46,310
rush outside and shooting you.

876
01:01:46,876 --> 01:01:47,943
When Rapper Cameo

877
01:01:48,010 --> 01:01:51,176
hears all the gun fire,
he'll pop out like jack in a box.

878
01:01:51,585 --> 01:01:53,968
He'll run over to the door
and lock out the guards.

879
01:01:55,293 --> 01:01:58,551
He'll then use the ass crack
DNA sample to unlock the vault.

880
01:01:59,751 --> 01:02:01,826
Now back outside,
Curtis will finally get shot.

881
01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:03,085
Get shot?

882
01:02:03,626 --> 01:02:06,310
Yes. And mainly in the groin.

883
01:02:08,835 --> 01:02:11,515
And when the guards go to check to see
if Curtis is finally dead...

884
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,768
I die?

885
01:02:12,968 --> 01:02:14,260
We pull up.

886
01:02:14,426 --> 01:02:16,951
Catching them off guard,
and take them out.

887
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:22,085
Rapper Cameo opens up from the inside,

888
01:02:22,151 --> 01:02:23,268
We load up the cars with the cash.

889
01:02:23,335 --> 01:02:25,460
Then me and bro,
rendezvous with Jordana,

890
01:02:25,626 --> 01:02:29,418
Michelle, Model Turned Actress,
Rapper Cameo and Cool Asian Guy,

891
01:02:29,585 --> 01:02:31,818
in an extradition free exotic locale.

892
01:02:32,085 --> 01:02:33,576
And the best part of the plan?

893
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:36,068
No casualty what so ever.

894
01:02:36,126 --> 01:02:37,810
Except for Curtis. Of corse.

895
01:02:38,668 --> 01:02:39,710
Son of a...

896
01:02:42,543 --> 01:02:44,343
So, what do you say?

897
01:02:54,735 --> 01:02:56,310
Okay, second idea.

898
01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:58,643
We bust in, blow open the vault and
drive off.

899
01:02:58,710 --> 01:03:00,001
- Yeah! Uh-huh.
- That's good.

900
01:03:00,168 --> 01:03:01,668
- Yeah! I like that, plan B.
- I like that one.

901
01:03:01,835 --> 01:03:02,935
I'm down with that.

902
01:03:03,001 --> 01:03:04,585
Yeah, yes.

903
01:03:07,001 --> 01:03:08,201
We ride at dawn.

904
01:03:08,226 --> 01:03:09,750
Dawn, really?

905
01:03:09,835 --> 01:03:11,335
What's wrong with dawn?

906
01:03:11,793 --> 01:03:15,385
It's so early,
dawn is before breakfast.

907
01:03:15,710 --> 01:03:18,193
Yeah.
And I am no good without breakfast.

908
01:03:21,668 --> 01:03:23,960
Fine. We ride after breakfast.

909
01:03:24,126 --> 01:03:27,643
How about we all go out for breakfast.
iHop would be fun?

910
01:03:27,668 --> 01:03:29,418
- Yeah!
- Yeah. That's good, that's good.

911
01:03:30,085 --> 01:03:31,885
Their pancakes are the bomb.

912
01:03:32,626 --> 01:03:33,918
We ride...

913
01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:36,126
after iHop.

914
01:03:42,401 --> 01:03:43,601
Hey Curtis.

915
01:03:44,626 --> 01:03:47,101
Did you finish fixing up the Smart car?

916
01:03:48,668 --> 01:03:50,226
What you think?

917
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:51,568
Nice.

918
01:03:52,876 --> 01:03:54,168
Real nice.

919
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,501
And I got a little something for you.

920
01:03:58,543 --> 01:03:59,876
Thanks, man.

921
01:04:01,168 --> 01:04:02,851
My unicorn car!

922
01:04:03,793 --> 01:04:05,951
- What?
- You fixed it up?

923
01:04:07,126 --> 01:04:08,168
For me?

924
01:04:08,710 --> 01:04:09,760
Surprise.

925
01:04:09,984 --> 01:04:11,000
No.

926
01:04:11,001 --> 01:04:12,085
It's a simple gesture.

927
01:04:12,251 --> 01:04:13,835
To show how special you are to us.

928
01:04:15,668 --> 01:04:19,085
Giving your sweeten
loving present to him.

929
01:04:20,710 --> 01:04:22,393
What's his name?

930
01:04:24,210 --> 01:04:25,568
Mom was right.

931
01:04:25,835 --> 01:04:28,843
I should have joined an ordinary
motorcycle gang instead!

932
01:04:36,918 --> 01:04:38,151
What a baby...

933
01:04:42,210 --> 01:04:43,968
I still need to talk to you.

934
01:04:44,043 --> 01:04:46,543
Before you do.
There's something I need to tell you.

935
01:04:47,585 --> 01:04:48,751
I know what's going on.

936
01:04:49,418 --> 01:04:51,793
- You do?
- Of course. Every one does.

937
01:04:52,335 --> 01:04:54,685
It's not like you have done
a very good job at hiding it.

938
01:04:56,010 --> 01:04:57,635
You don't know what a relief
that is.

939
01:04:57,710 --> 01:04:59,685
- You're fat!
- Excuse me?

940
01:04:59,751 --> 01:05:02,618
I'm sorry, but it's obviously
you got quite a muffin top going on.

941
01:05:04,251 --> 01:05:07,443
Jeez,
you look like a fat Jonah Hill!

942
01:05:07,543 --> 01:05:10,551
Wait, Jonah Hill might actually
be skinny now. Let me think.

943
01:05:10,751 --> 01:05:13,610
Fat in Superbad,
Really fat in Moneyball,

944
01:05:13,668 --> 01:05:15,251
then in 21 Jump Street...

945
01:05:15,543 --> 01:05:17,635
I don't know if he is fat or thin.

946
01:05:18,376 --> 01:05:19,960
I'm so confuse now.

947
01:05:25,543 --> 01:05:28,035
Anyway, have you no pride
in your appearance?

948
01:05:28,085 --> 01:05:30,918
- I am pregnant.
- Why didn't you tell me?

949
01:05:45,501 --> 01:05:47,160
What car is this?

950
01:05:48,626 --> 01:05:50,135
It's my old man's car.

951
01:05:50,751 --> 01:05:52,251
He died in it.

952
01:05:56,543 --> 01:05:58,043
You guys get along?

953
01:05:58,418 --> 01:05:59,835
He was the best.

954
01:06:00,585 --> 01:06:02,835
I never knew my father.

955
01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:05,751
He went out for a pack of smokes...

956
01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:07,251
And he never came back?

957
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,751
No, he came back and told me to
"Smoke up, because he was leaving."

958
01:06:11,376 --> 01:06:12,376
I was 8 years old.

959
01:06:12,585 --> 01:06:15,001
You were just a kid.
It wasn't your fault.

960
01:06:15,168 --> 01:06:17,210
He kind of said it was.

961
01:06:17,376 --> 01:06:18,626
He said before I was born,

962
01:06:18,793 --> 01:06:21,126
He used to have sex with my mom
all the time.

963
01:06:21,335 --> 01:06:23,001
They would go out and see movies.

964
01:06:23,210 --> 01:06:26,001
Travel to interesting places
like Naper Valley or Belize,

965
01:06:26,168 --> 01:06:28,735
But now, he couldn't do
anything fun anymore.

966
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,185
But you still had your mother.

967
01:06:30,293 --> 01:06:33,343
Wow, he made such compelling argument
that she left too.

968
01:06:33,376 --> 01:06:36,751
- You grew up in an orphanage?
- And from foster home to foster home.

969
01:06:37,293 --> 01:06:41,168
Seems that no one wants a perfectly
good blue eye white baby anymore.

970
01:06:42,126 --> 01:06:45,126
Unless you are from Namibia with
flies buzzing around your eyeballs.

971
01:06:45,150 --> 01:06:46,292
You are no good to anyone.

972
01:06:46,293 --> 01:06:48,226
You can't fight celebrity trends.

973
01:06:48,543 --> 01:06:49,851
Brangelina,

974
01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:51,768
Madonna,

975
01:06:52,335 --> 01:06:53,476
Sandy Bullock,

976
01:06:53,543 --> 01:06:55,101
they all have black babies.

977
01:06:56,210 --> 01:06:57,260
I know.

978
01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:02,793
I knocked up your sister.

979
01:07:05,710 --> 01:07:07,226
She told me.

980
01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:13,010
So, what are you going to do?

981
01:07:13,585 --> 01:07:15,735
You going to be like your old man
and take off?

982
01:07:16,418 --> 01:07:18,726
Or you're going to
stick it out like my dad?

983
01:07:24,751 --> 01:07:28,876
Right after that picture was taken,
he took me for ice cream.

984
01:07:29,335 --> 01:07:31,168
What a special memory.

985
01:07:31,668 --> 01:07:33,610
And we robbed the joint.

986
01:07:55,626 --> 01:07:57,470
I'm sorry Detective Johnson but,

987
01:07:57,495 --> 01:07:59,415
I don't know what any of
those hand signals mean.

988
01:07:59,418 --> 01:08:01,210
I have to go pee pee.

989
01:08:03,543 --> 01:08:05,460
Go by the dumpster.

990
01:08:06,793 --> 01:08:08,993
Thanks, don't go in without me.

991
01:08:19,626 --> 01:08:20,918
Son of a bitch!

992
01:08:23,442 --> 01:08:25,442
Go, go, go...

993
01:08:30,335 --> 01:08:31,610
Everyone freeze!

994
01:08:31,668 --> 01:08:32,951
Don't you move.
You son of a bitch.

995
01:08:33,018 --> 01:08:34,601
Or I'll blow your head off!

996
01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:36,001
I said freeze.

997
01:08:36,210 --> 01:08:38,085
Lower your weapons and
surrender now!

998
01:08:38,376 --> 01:08:40,168
Finally got you, Serento.

999
01:08:40,210 --> 01:08:41,876
Your ass is mine.

1000
01:08:45,393 --> 01:08:46,393
Uh..

1001
01:08:47,418 --> 01:08:50,126
No one's there
and my hand is starting to cramp up.

1002
01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:56,760
Fine!

1003
01:08:59,376 --> 01:09:00,776
Must have just missed them.

1004
01:09:00,793 --> 01:09:03,060
I know we shouldn't have gone to iHop.

1005
01:09:03,085 --> 01:09:04,926
I just can't resist those pancakes.

1006
01:09:05,001 --> 01:09:07,976
Those chocolate eyes,
whipped cream hair.

1007
01:09:08,376 --> 01:09:09,693
Take a look at this.

1008
01:09:20,001 --> 01:09:23,201
There's enough evidence here to put
De La Sol away for 3 lifetimes.

1009
01:09:23,210 --> 01:09:24,835
What's Serento up to?

1010
01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:28,126
And how's it link to De la Sol?

1011
01:09:29,168 --> 01:09:31,726
DON'T FORGET TO ROB DE LA SOL
OF HIS $100 million!

1012
01:09:39,751 --> 01:09:41,610


1013
01:09:47,918 --> 01:09:49,010
What do you know...

1014
01:09:51,201 --> 01:09:53,118
They are having a once in a year sales
at Bloomies.

1015
01:09:53,126 --> 01:09:54,185
Bloomies Once a Year Sale.

1016
01:09:55,835 --> 01:09:57,143
Men, let's roll.

1017
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,500
Everyone.

1018
01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:16,385
Masks on. Now.

1019
01:10:24,085 --> 01:10:25,593
What the hell is that?

1020
01:10:26,210 --> 01:10:28,785
What?
You said bring your own mask.

1021
01:10:31,751 --> 01:10:33,193
Oh, come on!

1022
01:10:35,668 --> 01:10:37,001
Forget it. Forget it.

1023
01:10:37,210 --> 01:10:38,318
No masks.

1024
01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:40,376
Masks off! Masks off!

1025
01:10:49,843 --> 01:10:50,843
Okay.

1026
01:10:51,168 --> 01:10:53,441
We take these chains
and hook them to the back.

1027
01:10:53,565 --> 01:10:54,965
Pull the wall down.

1028
01:10:54,966 --> 01:10:56,375
Catch them by surprise.

1029
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,968
They never see us coming.

1030
01:11:15,043 --> 01:11:16,835
They totally saw us coming.

1031
01:11:22,835 --> 01:11:24,343
Somebody must have set us up.

1032
01:11:25,876 --> 01:11:26,885
Hi, Curtis!

1033
01:11:30,451 --> 01:11:32,076
You want to grab dinner later?

1034
01:11:32,085 --> 01:11:33,251
Call me.

1035
01:11:36,543 --> 01:11:38,318
I'm going to kill you.

1036
01:11:40,835 --> 01:11:42,368
Watch out, Vin!

1037
01:11:52,251 --> 01:11:53,810
Why you do it, Curtis?

1038
01:11:55,168 --> 01:11:56,585
Sorry, Vin...

1039
01:11:58,501 --> 01:12:01,060
He was going to take me
to see One Direction.

1040
01:12:01,418 --> 01:12:02,960
One Direction?

1041
01:12:09,376 --> 01:12:10,526
That's it!

1042
01:12:11,543 --> 01:12:12,668
Now, it's personal!

1043
01:12:14,751 --> 01:12:16,401
I'm going to kill you, Cesar.

1044
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:19,910
He was my best friend.

1045
01:12:21,335 --> 01:12:23,410
I thought we were best friends.

1046
01:12:25,918 --> 01:12:27,126
Well, you are.

1047
01:12:28,918 --> 01:12:30,835
Well, he was my BFF for a long time.

1048
01:12:31,001 --> 01:12:32,501
You got to understand that.

1049
01:12:38,126 --> 01:12:40,218
We had our fun together.

1050
01:12:45,043 --> 01:12:47,176
- What are we going to do?
- Get in the car.

1051
01:12:47,876 --> 01:12:50,476
Stick to the plan.
Pull that wall down.

1052
01:12:51,543 --> 01:12:53,235
We're taking that vault.

1053
01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:03,193
You just hit my smart car.

1054
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,751
Now, it's personaler...

1055
01:13:08,043 --> 01:13:09,301
It's more personal.

1056
01:13:10,585 --> 01:13:12,860
I'm taking it personally.

1057
01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:15,551
It's a personal matter!

1058
01:13:17,210 --> 01:13:18,443
Ah.. screw it.

1059
01:13:30,376 --> 01:13:32,535
Keep flooring it,
give it all she's got.

1060
01:13:33,126 --> 01:13:34,885
Why are we using walkie talkies?

1061
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:36,510
Because I got them on sale.

1062
01:13:50,518 --> 01:13:51,518
Whoa..

1063
01:13:52,043 --> 01:13:54,085
Holy shit...

1064
01:13:54,543 --> 01:13:56,476
We do not see that every day.

1065
01:14:07,001 --> 01:14:08,260
Is everything okay?

1066
01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:11,168
Not exactly, per Se.

1067
01:14:13,293 --> 01:14:14,668
Per Se?

1068
01:14:25,835 --> 01:14:27,085
My money...

1069
01:14:28,210 --> 01:14:29,985
Follow that Big Ass Tacos.

1070
01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:38,685
Move, move, move!

1071
01:14:41,509 --> 01:14:42,609
Adios!

1072
01:14:53,501 --> 01:14:54,710
Stop!

1073
01:14:55,835 --> 01:14:57,418
Let her retract.

1074
01:14:58,626 --> 01:15:00,335
And then, this time,

1075
01:15:00,501 --> 01:15:04,185
slower and evenly,
pull the seat belt.

1076
01:15:09,209 --> 01:15:10,609
No, no.. no..

1077
01:15:15,001 --> 01:15:16,835
No, no. Cesar, no, again.

1078
01:15:16,859 --> 01:15:17,959
Cesar!

1079
01:15:19,293 --> 01:15:21,793
Do it again, but this time...

1080
01:15:23,126 --> 01:15:25,001
Do it, even slowerly..

1081
01:15:25,210 --> 01:15:26,768
I think it's broken.

1082
01:15:49,710 --> 01:15:51,993
À now, por favor, mijo.

1083
01:15:53,010 --> 01:15:54,151
Ahh...!

1084
01:16:10,376 --> 01:16:13,410
Go Faster, á Ndale way! Vamos!

1085
01:16:46,251 --> 01:16:48,301
Where the hell are they going?

1086
01:16:48,501 --> 01:16:49,910
Follow that Big Ass Tacos!

1087
01:16:49,918 --> 01:16:52,260
Repeat:
follow this Big Ass Tacos!

1088
01:16:52,501 --> 01:16:53,960
Copy that.

1089
01:17:14,785 --> 01:17:16,385
Go, go, go...

1090
01:17:18,418 --> 01:17:20,018
Looks like we got company.

1091
01:17:20,085 --> 01:17:21,693
Take them out!

1092
01:17:22,876 --> 01:17:24,510
We're on it, Vin.

1093
01:17:48,575 --> 01:17:50,075
Ahh...!

1094
01:18:06,310 --> 01:18:07,410
Whoa...!

1095
01:18:08,635 --> 01:18:09,968
Nice work.

1096
01:18:11,410 --> 01:18:12,618
Real smooth.

1097
01:18:12,685 --> 01:18:14,885
Cool Asian Guy,
Model Turned Actress.

1098
01:18:15,293 --> 01:18:17,393
Now break up,
we'll rendezvous as planned.

1099
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:18,768
Copy that.

1100
01:18:31,626 --> 01:18:34,543


1101
01:18:41,251 --> 01:18:42,776
Oh, hell no!

1102
01:18:45,210 --> 01:18:49,085
How you like a little taste of my
ill received slow jam project.

1103
01:18:56,009 --> 01:18:58,509
Oh... Ahh...!

1104
01:19:08,543 --> 01:19:10,093
Nice work, Rapper Cameo.

1105
01:19:10,418 --> 01:19:12,701
Thanks, Vin. I'm rolling out.

1106
01:19:28,610 --> 01:19:30,685
Jordana, Michelle! Heads up.

1107
01:19:30,851 --> 01:19:32,393
I see her, Vin.

1108
01:19:43,168 --> 01:19:45,285
- She hit the tank.
- Stop the car and let me out.

1109
01:19:45,293 --> 01:19:46,056
What?

1110
01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:47,268
I'll slow her down.

1111
01:19:47,351 --> 01:19:47,935
No!

1112
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,210
I'm not letting you get arrested,
and let you have your baby in prison.

1113
01:19:50,443 --> 01:19:53,643
But Michelle. How are you going to survive
in a all woman's prison?

1114
01:19:54,585 --> 01:19:55,618
Stop the car!

1115
01:20:25,293 --> 01:20:27,793
Please, not too rough.

1116
01:20:29,126 --> 01:20:30,518
Unless you want to.

1117
01:20:30,626 --> 01:20:34,001
I taking you downtown and immediately
strip searching you for weapons.

1118
01:20:34,668 --> 01:20:36,668
Full body cavity search?

1119
01:20:42,501 --> 01:20:43,710
Definitely.

1120
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,960
Thank you, God.

1121
01:20:58,418 --> 01:20:59,626
Go faster!

1122
01:21:00,651 --> 01:21:01,551
Si, Si.

1123
01:21:01,585 --> 01:21:02,585
Understand!

1124
01:21:06,710 --> 01:21:07,826
It's freezing in here.

1125
01:21:07,835 --> 01:21:09,378
I'll put the heater up for you.

1126
01:21:09,403 --> 01:21:10,450
Thanks.

1127
01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:13,375
There.

1128
01:21:34,168 --> 01:21:35,626
Still chilly.

1129
01:21:36,043 --> 01:21:37,701
It's at 90 degrees.

1130
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,585
Yeah. But yours is at 60!

1131
01:21:40,651 --> 01:21:43,935
This Perros is dual-climate,
my side is 60, your side is 90.

1132
01:21:44,001 --> 01:21:46,001
The climates are not separated.

1133
01:21:46,168 --> 01:21:47,626
It's just one climate!

1134
01:21:47,793 --> 01:21:50,868
Do you see any invisible divider here?

1135
01:21:50,876 --> 01:21:51,918
Look, look, look..

1136
01:21:52,126 --> 01:21:54,143
My hand pass through.
Look, look.

1137
01:21:56,668 --> 01:21:57,743
Combines!

1138
01:21:57,751 --> 01:21:59,451
So if you really are at 60.

1139
01:21:59,460 --> 01:22:02,626
And I'm at 90,
we are really at...

1140
01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:05,251
75 degrees.

1141
01:22:05,276 --> 01:22:06,476
Si, pero..

1142
01:22:06,485 --> 01:22:08,426
We are in the middle of
a car chase right now.

1143
01:22:08,451 --> 01:22:10,351
And my temperature
is really high.

1144
01:22:10,368 --> 01:22:13,585
Please, please.
I just prefer prefer much cooler.

1145
01:22:16,001 --> 01:22:17,718
So. What's you solution? Mijo.

1146
01:22:19,751 --> 01:22:20,876
Seat warmer.

1147
01:22:22,001 --> 01:22:23,626
Seat warmer.

1148
01:22:25,293 --> 01:22:27,268
- Hun?
- Please open your door.

1149
01:22:29,251 --> 01:22:30,768
Now, get out!

1150
01:22:36,626 --> 01:22:39,660
It's okay... I'm okay, I'm okay!

1151
01:22:55,210 --> 01:22:57,143
Let's play. Come on!

1152
01:22:58,376 --> 01:22:59,693
I got you!

1153
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,826
Go GTA on your ass!

1154
01:23:14,085 --> 01:23:15,743
- You only 5 foot 8?
- Yeah.

1155
01:23:16,751 --> 01:23:18,026
You look taller.

1156
01:23:18,835 --> 01:23:20,010
Thank you.

1157
01:23:21,585 --> 01:23:23,468
I pride myself of my good points...

1158
01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:30,235
Totally out smart him.

1159
01:23:30,501 --> 01:23:31,860
What a dummy...

1160
01:23:37,460 --> 01:23:38,810
Son of a bitch!

1161
01:23:39,835 --> 01:23:41,626
Locked my keys in my car again!

1162
01:23:49,351 --> 01:23:50,551
Yes.

1163
01:23:56,626 --> 01:23:59,501
Vin, we can't outrun him.
We need a way out of the city.

1164
01:23:59,668 --> 01:24:02,218
I'm way ahead of you.
Getting directions now.

1165
01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,210
Calculating route.

1166
01:24:06,001 --> 01:24:07,626
Calculating.

1167
01:24:07,835 --> 01:24:10,685
Right turn in 200 feet.

1168
01:24:14,335 --> 01:24:16,343
Damn it, missed the turn.

1169
01:24:16,418 --> 01:24:17,501
Bald loser!

1170
01:24:17,710 --> 01:24:21,043
I shave my head because it makes me
look cool and tough..

1171
01:24:21,585 --> 01:24:23,918
Oh darn.
Your dashboard is dirty.

1172
01:24:24,335 --> 01:24:26,459
Could use some.. Mr. Clean..

1173
01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:28,326
I'm not going bald.
If that's what you are implying.

1174
01:24:28,335 --> 01:24:30,085
Whatever, penis head.

1175
01:24:30,293 --> 01:24:33,793
Just because I am bald.
With thick veiny neck muscles.

1176
01:24:34,001 --> 01:24:37,543
Does not.. make me..
A penis head!

1177
01:24:39,085 --> 01:24:40,243
Damn it!

1178
01:24:42,418 --> 01:24:43,468
Pull over!

1179
01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:44,493
Pull over!

1180
01:24:44,501 --> 01:24:46,168
Pull over! This must end now!

1181
01:24:46,376 --> 01:24:48,518
This action scene has
gone on for long enough.

1182
01:24:48,543 --> 01:24:50,009
The movie is way over budget!

1183
01:24:50,043 --> 01:24:53,226
Vin, they are gaining!
We really need those directions!

1184
01:24:53,293 --> 01:24:54,668
- So annoying.
- So annoying..

1185
01:24:54,876 --> 01:24:56,126
So annoying..So annoying..

1186
01:24:56,335 --> 01:24:57,326
Shut up!

1187
01:24:57,335 --> 01:24:58,335
- Shut up!
- Vin..

1188
01:24:58,918 --> 01:25:00,393
- We are waiting!
- Shut up.

1189
01:25:00,460 --> 01:25:01,526
I'm on it!

1190
01:25:01,918 --> 01:25:04,893
We can't out run him.
We got to dislodge the Big Ass Tacos.

1191
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:07,868
When we hit the intersection.
You go left, I'll go right.

1192
01:25:08,001 --> 01:25:09,010
Question.

1193
01:25:09,710 --> 01:25:11,410
My left or your 1eft?

1194
01:25:12,668 --> 01:25:14,293
You only have one left, right?

1195
01:25:14,501 --> 01:25:15,510
Got it!

1196
01:25:19,918 --> 01:25:20,926
Hang on.

1197
01:25:21,585 --> 01:25:23,751
Are you saying 'right' like
you agree..

1198
01:25:24,085 --> 01:25:26,493
Or right,
like you are going to turn right?

1199
01:25:26,710 --> 01:25:28,768
We are at the intersection,
turn now!

1200
01:25:41,293 --> 01:25:42,293
Whoa.

1201
01:25:54,001 --> 01:25:55,993
Not on my watch, De La Sol.

1202
01:26:02,335 --> 01:26:04,543
Freeze.! Don't move!

1203
01:26:05,001 --> 01:26:06,218
Hands up.

1204
01:26:08,460 --> 01:26:09,851
Get out of the car.

1205
01:26:20,751 --> 01:26:23,443
How do I get out of the car
when my hands are up?

1206
01:26:24,501 --> 01:26:25,876
Get out of the car.

1207
01:26:38,126 --> 01:26:39,826
What the hell are you doing?

1208
01:26:41,168 --> 01:26:42,693
You told me to "Hands up."

1209
01:26:43,626 --> 01:26:46,251
Look's like you are going away for
a long time. De La Sol.

1210
01:26:48,626 --> 01:26:50,360
Come on, Detective...

1211
01:26:51,043 --> 01:26:52,860
I'm sure we can work something out.

1212
01:26:52,918 --> 01:26:55,693
Are you seriously trying to bribe
a federal officer?

1213
01:27:04,293 --> 01:27:06,126
I can give you whatever you want.

1214
01:27:06,293 --> 01:27:08,126
Even tighter spandex shirts.

1215
01:27:09,376 --> 01:27:11,793
Human growth hormones agent?

1216
01:27:13,126 --> 01:27:15,126
Or perhaps.. a deluxe...

1217
01:27:15,668 --> 01:27:17,493
Manscaper razor set.

1218
01:27:22,668 --> 01:27:23,960
Get out of here.

1219
01:27:25,751 --> 01:27:26,826
Scored!

1220
01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:38,950
Serento!

1221
01:27:45,351 --> 01:27:46,485
You're under arrest.

1222
01:27:46,551 --> 01:27:47,601
Let her go.

1223
01:27:47,668 --> 01:27:49,276
Take it easy with her,
she's pregnant!

1224
01:27:49,335 --> 01:27:51,785
Don't move,
Put your hands where I can see them.

1225
01:27:52,543 --> 01:27:54,818
Not you, Officer White.
You can put your hands down.

1226
01:27:56,335 --> 01:27:57,618
White officer?

1227
01:27:58,376 --> 01:28:00,060
Did a little checking into you.

1228
01:28:02,460 --> 01:28:05,601
I fell in love with you
and you're a cop?

1229
01:28:05,835 --> 01:28:08,493
Undercover,
brought in to take you down.

1230
01:28:08,668 --> 01:28:11,542
Good work.
You will be given a promotion for this.

1231
01:28:11,543 --> 01:28:14,210
I'll personally see to it.
Personally.

1232
01:28:14,285 --> 01:28:16,376
I'll let you do the honors.
Officer White.

1233
01:28:24,835 --> 01:28:26,285
Son of a bitch!

1234
01:28:31,543 --> 01:28:33,218
I'm not a cop anymore.

1235
01:28:34,418 --> 01:28:36,126
I am with them.

1236
01:28:36,543 --> 01:28:40,101
You're going to turn down
$ 32,500 a year before taxes.

1237
01:28:40,168 --> 01:28:43,243
Three unpaid vacation days,
and a bankrupt picture plan and what.

1238
01:28:43,251 --> 01:28:45,535
Run off with a $ 100 million,
Scott free?

1239
01:28:45,543 --> 01:28:48,368
Living on an exotic beach,
raising your baby with a beautyful woman?

1240
01:28:48,751 --> 01:28:50,168
Well... yeah.

1241
01:28:51,418 --> 01:28:53,201
That's kind of no brainer.

1242
01:28:57,668 --> 01:28:58,876
Damn it!

1243
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:07,335
My baby oil!

1244
01:29:09,659 --> 01:29:10,759
No!

1245
01:29:40,210 --> 01:29:42,043
Race you to Rio?

1246
01:29:42,885 --> 01:29:44,160
When're you going to learn.

1247
01:29:44,184 --> 01:29:45,684
You ain't going to beat me.

1248
01:29:47,585 --> 01:29:50,751
- Usually bet?
- No, let's up the stakes.

1249
01:29:50,876 --> 01:29:52,535
We're talking all in.

1250
01:29:53,001 --> 01:29:54,735
Jordana's unborn baby?

1251
01:29:55,793 --> 01:29:57,168
Exactly.

1252
01:29:57,585 --> 01:29:58,835
You're on.

1253
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,543
Don't worry babe, I got this.

1254
01:30:17,751 --> 01:30:19,210
It's over now!

1255
01:30:21,793 --> 01:30:23,326
Now give me back my money.

1256
01:30:25,335 --> 01:30:26,835
Or I'll kill all of you.

1257
01:30:28,168 --> 01:30:30,251
And I'll going to start with...

1258
01:30:31,418 --> 01:30:32,876
you.

1259
01:30:37,835 --> 01:30:39,351
Did you hear that?

1260
01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:40,375
No.

1261
01:31:00,501 --> 01:31:01,960
Calculating route.

1262
01:31:02,168 --> 01:31:04,335
Calculating, calculating,
calculating..

1263
01:31:04,543 --> 01:31:05,926
That's what I'm talking about.

1264
01:31:06,126 --> 01:31:09,001
Right turn in 200 feet.

1265
01:31:12,710 --> 01:31:13,960
Who's the boss?

1266
01:31:14,126 --> 01:31:16,510
Left turn in 100 feet.

1267
01:31:19,210 --> 01:31:20,668
Who's in charge?

1268
01:31:20,835 --> 01:31:23,435
Me, that's who. Me.

1269
01:31:23,501 --> 01:31:24,543
Congratulations.

1270
01:31:24,793 --> 01:31:26,960
You have reached your destination.

1271
01:31:39,585 --> 01:31:40,860
Come on!

1272
01:31:41,043 --> 01:31:42,177
Deal with it,

1273
01:31:42,178 --> 01:31:43,435
Bald bitch!

1274
01:31:51,835 --> 01:31:53,626
I didn't heard "cut"!

1275
01:31:56,710 --> 01:31:57,751
Fine.

1276
01:31:58,251 --> 01:32:00,043
Stop, dude.

1277
01:32:00,918 --> 01:32:01,918
Do you know...

1278
01:32:02,001 --> 01:32:03,001
Shit!

1279
01:32:03,626 --> 01:32:05,210
You taking him over me?

1280
01:32:05,418 --> 01:32:06,418
This is tough, dude.

1281
01:32:07,043 --> 01:32:08,043
- Stop!
- Sorry.

1282
01:32:10,085 --> 01:32:13,125
You can forget about coming over tonight
and watch the season finale of the..

1283
01:32:13,418 --> 01:32:15,668
You son of a bitch.
- What the hell was that.

1284
01:32:23,210 --> 01:32:24,268
Sorry!

1285
01:32:27,835 --> 01:32:30,501
You want the job or not?
God damn it.

1286
01:32:30,668 --> 01:32:32,460
Do you want?

1287
01:32:33,126 --> 01:32:35,876
Don't laugh! You take it or not?

1288
01:32:37,751 --> 01:32:39,710
I'm sorry.

1289
01:32:57,460 --> 01:32:58,960
What car is this?

1290
01:33:01,960 --> 01:33:03,043
What are you doing?

1291
01:33:07,835 --> 01:33:09,168
I can't!

1292
01:33:11,376 --> 01:33:12,410
Is that rolling it.

1293
01:33:13,835 --> 01:33:15,001
And?

1294
01:33:19,126 --> 01:33:20,218
Sorry.

1295
01:33:24,418 --> 01:33:27,293
- I know what's going on.
- You do?

1296
01:33:27,501 --> 01:33:28,560
Come on.

1297
01:33:30,085 --> 01:33:32,585
Before you do,
there's something I need to tell you.

1298
01:33:32,876 --> 01:33:34,668
I know what's going on.

1299
01:33:37,085 --> 01:33:38,501
I know what's going on.

1300
01:33:40,001 --> 01:33:41,010
Sorry.

1301
01:33:41,710 --> 01:33:44,335
How about I borrow your phone.
And then you go buy a new one.

1302
01:33:54,418 --> 01:33:57,585
- You don't like it?
- I don't deserve you, Cesar.

1303
01:33:57,793 --> 01:33:59,501
- Don't cry.
- I'm not crying.

1304
01:33:59,710 --> 01:34:01,751
- Don't cry.
- I'm not crying.

1305
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:04,126
You make me cry, when you cry.
Don't cry please.

1306
01:34:04,751 --> 01:34:06,168
- Am I crying?
- You're crying.

1307
01:34:06,376 --> 01:34:07,501
Oh My God, am I crying?

1308
01:34:07,668 --> 01:34:08,476
You're crying.

1309
01:34:08,543 --> 01:34:10,001
- Why am I crying?
- I don't know!

1310
01:34:10,210 --> 01:34:12,710
This is a funny movie,
why am I crying?

1311
01:34:12,918 --> 01:34:14,293
I do not know! Please.

1312
01:34:15,043 --> 01:34:17,043
I don't know sorry!

1313
01:34:17,251 --> 01:34:20,626
- It's suppose to be a funny movie!
- It wasn't funny.

1314
01:34:21,418 --> 01:34:24,085
You just want to prove
that you are a good actor!

1315
01:34:24,793 --> 01:34:27,835
They never get Oscar from
these spoof movies!