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(DISCORDANT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MUSIC ENDS)

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JOE: All right, let's try somethin' else.

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(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)

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-(STICK TAPPING)
-(MUSIC STOPS)

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Uh, from the top.
Ready. One, two, three.

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(STUDENTS PLAYING INTRO DISCORDANTLY)

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(BEAT PICKING UP)

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(RHYTHMICALLY)
One, two, three, four.

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-Stay on the beat.
-(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)

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Two, three, four.

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That's C-sharp, horns.

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(BLOWING SHARPLY)

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Two, three...
I see you, Caleb.

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Rachel, now you.

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Forgot my sax, Mr. G.

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Okay, she forgot her sax.
And now, all you, Connie.

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Go for it!

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(PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO)

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BOY: Way to go!

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(STUDENTS GIGGLING)

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(CONNIE SIGHS)

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Hang on, hang on.
What are y'all laughing at?

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So Connie got a little lost in it.

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That's a good thing.

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Look, I remember one time

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my dad took me to this jazz club,

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and that's the last place I wanted to be.

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But then I see this guy,

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and he's playing these chords
with fourths on it,

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and then with the minor...

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-(MINOR KEYS PLAY)
-Oh, oh, whoo.

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Then he adds the inner voices,
and it's like he's...

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It's like he's singing.

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And I swear, the next thing I know...

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(PLAYS CASCADING NOTES)

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...it's like he floats off the stage.

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(PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)

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That guy was lost in the music.

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He was in it, and he took
the rest of us with him.

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(CONTINUES PLAYING
MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)

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And I wanted to learn...

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(PLAYING CHORDS)

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...how to talk like that.

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That's when I knew...

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I was born to play.

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(PLAYS ASCENDING SCALE)

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Connie knows what I mean.
Right, Connie?

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I'm 12.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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I'll be right back.
Practice your scales.

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Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner.

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(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)

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(CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favor.

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-Hey!
-Not you, though, you're good.

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-(WHISPERS) He's not.
-(CHUCKLES)

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What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo?

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I wanted to deliver
the good news personally.

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No more part-time for you.

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You're now our full-time band teacher.

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-(GROANS SOFTLY)
-Job security.

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Medical insurance. Pension.

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Wow. That's, uh, great.

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Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe.
Permanently.

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(CHUCKLES) Thanks.

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(INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE PLAYING
DISCORDANTLY)

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LIBBA: After all these years,
my prayers have been answered.

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A full-time job.

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Working man, coming through.

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Yeah, Mom, but I...

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You're going to tell them yes, right?

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Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan.

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You always got a plan.

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Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too,

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-for when your plan falls through.
-(WOMAN GROANING)

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-A backup plan never hurts.
-(JOE SIGHS)

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Joey, we didn't struggle
giving you an education

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so you could be a middle-aged man

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washing your underwear in my shop.

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Walking around with a hole in his pants.

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-Yeah, but...
-With this job, you'll be able

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to put that dead-end gigging behind you.

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And Lord knows we need
more teachers in this world.

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And just think,

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playing music will finally
be your real career.

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So you're going to tell them yes, right?

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Please say yes.

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Yeah, definitely.

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LIBBA: Good.

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-(JOE SIGHS)
-(JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING)

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Hello?

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How you been, Mr. G?

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Uh, it's Curley. Lamont.
Lamont Baker.

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Hey, Curley!
Hey, good to hear your voice, man.

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Uh... Listen.
You can call me Joe now, Curley.

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I'm not your teacher anymore.

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CURLEY: Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner.

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Hey, look, I'm the new drummer
in the Dorothea Williams Quartet,

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and we're kickin' off our tour
with a show at The Half Note tonight.

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Dorothea Williams!
Are you kidding me?

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Are you kidding me?
Congratulations, man. Wow!

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I would die a happy man

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if I could perform with Dorothea Williams.

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CURLEY: Oh, well,
this could be your lucky day.

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(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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-(TIRES SCREECH)
-(CAR HORN BLARES)

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(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)

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-CURLEY: Whew, there he is.
-Hey, Curley.

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Leon skipping town
really put us in a bind, man.

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-Yeah. Uh, I'll bet.
-I'm glad you made it.

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My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you
on a set last year in Brooklyn.

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Said you were great.

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(CHUCKLES) Well, you know,
for a coffee shop.

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(SAXOPHONE PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO)

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CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea.

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This is the cat I was telling you about.

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My old middle school band teacher,
Mr. Gardner.

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Call me Joe, Dorothea.

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Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams.

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It's a pleasure. Wow.
This is amazing.

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CURLEY: Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son.

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So, we're down to
middle school band teachers now.

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Get on up here, Teach,
we ain't got all day.

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(BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC)

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-What... What are we playin'?
-(HITS NOTE ON PIANO)

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(BAND CONTINUES PLAYING)

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(PLAYS CORRESPONDING NOTES HALTINGLY)

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(PLAYING CORRESPONDING CHORDS)

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(PLAYING IMPROVISED NOTES)

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(PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)

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(CONTINUES PLAYING
IMPROVISED TRILLING NOTES)

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(MUSIC ENDS)

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Uh, sorry.

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I zoned out a little back there.
(CHUCKLES)

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Joe Gardner, where have you been?

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I've been, uh, teaching,
middle school band.

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Uh, but on the weekends, I...

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-You got a suit?
-Uh...

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Get a suit, Teach.
A good suit.

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Back here tonight.
First show's at 9:00.

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Soundcheck's at 7:00.

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We'll see how you do.

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Yes! Whoo-hoo!

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You see that, Dad?
That's what I'm talking about!

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Hey, look up, look up.

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You know what that's gonna say?
Joe Gardner!

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(JOE LAUGHS)

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You're never gonna believe
what just happened.

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I did it. I got the gig. Yes!

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I... I know.

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Dorothea Williams!
Can you believe it?

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Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt!

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Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay?

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Forget class. I'm in a different class.

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I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy.

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You know what I'm saying? I'm...

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-(BARKS)
-Whoa! Sorry!

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-(HORN BLARES)
-(GASPS)

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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

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(SCREAMS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS)

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What the...

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(ECHOING) Hello?

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Hello?

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(SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES)

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What the...

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(WHIMPERS)

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Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello!

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(SIGHS) Hello.

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Oh, what's your name, honey?

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Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner.

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Look, I'm not supposed to be here.

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Ah. Must have been sudden for you.

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You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old.

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Been waiting a long time for this.

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-For what?
-The Great Beyond.

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JOE: The Great Beyond?

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-As in, as in beyond life?
-Yeah.

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-That's death right there?
-(SPEAKING INUKTITUT)

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(IN ENGLISH) Exciting, isn't it?

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No, no, no, listen.

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I have a gig tonight.
I can't die now.

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MALE SOUL: (CHUCKLES)
Well, I really don't think

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you have a lot to say about this.

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Yes. Yes, I do.

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I'm not dying the very day
I got my shot. I'm due.

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Heck, I'm overdue.

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Uh-uh, uh-uh.
I'm outta here.

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I don't think you're supposed
to go that way.

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This can't happen.
I'm not dyin' today.

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Not when my life just started.

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(CRACKLES)

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What was that?

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Wait. I'm not finished.
I gotta get back.

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I don't wanna die!

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I'm not done.
I'm not done. Run!

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-Why aren't you running?
-I don't know.

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-What's wrong with you people?
-MALE SOUL: I don't know.

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(JOE PANTING)

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(FEMALE SOUL SPEAKING KOREAN)

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JOE: (IN ENGLISH)
I'm not done. (GRUNTING)

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Ahh!

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(CRACKLING CONTINUES)

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(GASPS) Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

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(PANTING)

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Help! I'm not done.
I gotta get back.

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Oh, my... Oh, my goodness.

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(SCREAMING)

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(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MUFFLED CHATTERING)

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-(LAUGHTER)
-(JOE GASPS)

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-(JOE GASPS)
-(NEW SOUL GIGGLES)

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(NEW SOULS GIGGLING)

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What?

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-(CRUNCHES)
-Ow!

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Now, now, everyone,

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let's give the mentor some room.

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Sorry, new souls.
37, that's enough.

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Hey, everyone, look here.
(SING-SONG) Quiet coyote.

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Shh. Quiet coyote.

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Who... Who are you?

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I am the coming together

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of all quantized fields of the universe.

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Appearing in a form
your feeble human brain can comprehend.

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-What?
-You can call me Jerry.

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Jerry, okay.

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Uh, hey, is this heaven?

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(LAUGHS) No.

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Is it H-E-double hockey sticks?

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NEW SOUL: Hell.
NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell.

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-Shh. Quiet coyote.
-NEW SOUL: Hell.

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It's easy to get turned around.

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This isn't the Great Beyond.
It's the Great Before.

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The Great Before?

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Oh. We call it the You Seminar now.
Rebranding.

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(NEW SOULS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

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NEW SOUL 1: Hell.

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NEW SOUL 2: No, no. You're here!

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(ALL GIGGLING)

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Does this mean I'm dead?

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Not yet.

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Your body's in a holding pattern.

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It's complicated.

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I'll get you back to your group.

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(GASPS)

248
00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:29,033
(JOE WHIMPERS)

249
00:14:30,451 --> 00:14:33,454
Come on, little souls, get on up here.

250
00:14:36,582 --> 00:14:38,626
Welcome to the You Seminar.

251
00:14:40,669 --> 00:14:42,671
You are in for a treat.

252
00:14:47,176 --> 00:14:49,011
(CLICKING)

253
00:14:54,808 --> 00:14:56,852
-Mm, that's weird.
-What is it?

254
00:14:57,019 --> 00:14:58,854
-The count's off.
-Excuse me?

255
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:03,400
There's a soul missing.
The count's off.

256
00:15:04,693 --> 00:15:05,819
Huh.

257
00:15:06,904 --> 00:15:09,990
Okay, first stop
is the Excitable Pavilion.

258
00:15:10,157 --> 00:15:11,825
You four. In you go.

259
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,707
(WHIRRING)

260
00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:20,668
(ALL LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)

261
00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:24,505
You five, you'll be aloof.
And you two, why not?

262
00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:29,969
Oh, wait a minute.

263
00:15:30,052 --> 00:15:31,720
This is where personalities come from?

264
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,598
Of course. Do you think people
are just born with them?

265
00:15:34,682 --> 00:15:36,517
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

266
00:15:39,728 --> 00:15:41,522
So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then?

267
00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:43,691
Well, they use the Earth portal.

268
00:15:49,238 --> 00:15:52,032
Once they get a complete personality,
of course.

269
00:15:52,199 --> 00:15:54,451
Hello? Hello?

270
00:15:57,371 --> 00:15:59,373
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

271
00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:06,714
NEW SOUL: Goodbye.

272
00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:14,013
NEW SOUL 2: Whee!

273
00:16:15,681 --> 00:16:16,807
Whoo-hoo!

274
00:16:18,225 --> 00:16:19,476
(JOE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)

275
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,020
-(WHOOSHING)
-(YELPS) Wait, wait, wait.

276
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,575
(EXCITED CHATTER)

277
00:16:40,706 --> 00:16:43,334
(NEW SOULS WHOOPING)

278
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,127
-(JOE SIGHS)
-(COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES)

279
00:16:45,211 --> 00:16:46,962
You sure get lost a lot.

280
00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:49,298
COUNSELOR JERRY D:
All righty, mentors.

281
00:16:49,381 --> 00:16:50,841
-Just find your name here...
-Hello, Jerry...

282
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:51,926
COUNSELOR JERRY D:
...and join us inside.

283
00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:53,010
...got a lost mentor for you.

284
00:16:53,093 --> 00:16:54,220
Thanks, Jerry.

285
00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:56,847
Uh, look, I'm not sure
I'm supposed to be here.

286
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:58,182
I understand.

287
00:16:58,265 --> 00:16:59,683
Mentoring isn't for everyone.

288
00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,101
You're more than welcome to opt out.

289
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,479
(GASPS) Actually, on second thought,

290
00:17:03,562 --> 00:17:06,732
you know, the mentoring sounds like fun.

291
00:17:06,899 --> 00:17:09,109
I'm glad to hear it.
Jerry will take it from here.

292
00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:11,904
Thanks, Jerry.
Head right on over there to Jerry.

293
00:17:12,071 --> 00:17:13,072
Thank you, Jerry.

294
00:17:13,155 --> 00:17:14,323
JOE: Is everyone here named Jerry?

295
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:15,449
Good luck!

296
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:17,368
Jerry, we've got a problem.

297
00:17:17,451 --> 00:17:18,827
Oh, hello, there, Terry.

298
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,538
The count's off.

299
00:17:20,621 --> 00:17:22,456
(CHUCKLES) I seriously doubt that.

300
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,208
The count hasn't been off in centuries.

301
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:27,795
151,000 souls go into
the Great Beyond every day.

302
00:17:27,962 --> 00:17:30,798
That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry.

303
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:33,259
1.75 souls per second.

304
00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:35,386
And I count every single one of 'em.

305
00:17:35,469 --> 00:17:36,554
Yep. I'm aware.

306
00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:39,390
It's my job to keep track
of this stuff, Jerry.

307
00:17:39,473 --> 00:17:40,766
I'm the accountant.

308
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,893
And we all think
you're doing a wonderful job,

309
00:17:42,977 --> 00:17:44,395
-don't we, everyone?
-Absolutely.

310
00:17:44,478 --> 00:17:45,479
Looks good from where this guy's standing.

311
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:46,564
COUNSELOR JERRY E: I'd say no.

312
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:49,316
I'm always counting.
I'm counting right now.

313
00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:52,278
You blinked five times
since I started talking. Six.

314
00:17:52,444 --> 00:17:54,446
Right. Since accounting is your job,

315
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:56,532
why don't you figure out the problem?

316
00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:58,534
-Maybe I will.
-Wonderful.

317
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,160
(SNAPS FINGERS)

318
00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:03,831
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING)

319
00:18:05,457 --> 00:18:06,542
Hello again, Terry.

320
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:07,835
Don't play dumb with me.

321
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,089
Okay, here we go.

322
00:18:12,173 --> 00:18:13,299
(KNUCKLES CRACK)

323
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:15,759
"A."

324
00:18:27,354 --> 00:18:29,356
(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

325
00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:32,818
Hello, there, mentors.

326
00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:35,988
I'm Jerry, a counselor here
at the You Seminar.

327
00:18:36,155 --> 00:18:39,283
Now you don't remember it,
but you've been here before.

328
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:42,286
But don't worry,
forgetting the trauma of childbirth

329
00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:44,747
is one of the great gifts of the universe.

330
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:46,790
Here at the You Seminar,

331
00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:51,003
all new souls are given unique
and individual personalities.

332
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,507
I'm an agreeable skeptic
who's cautious yet flamboyant.

333
00:18:54,673 --> 00:18:58,594
I'm an irritable wallflower
who's dangerously curious.

334
00:18:58,761 --> 00:19:03,516
I'm a manipulative megalomaniac
who's intensely opportunistic.

335
00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:05,935
Oh-ho, this one might be a handful.

336
00:19:06,018 --> 00:19:07,561
But that's Earth's problem.

337
00:19:07,728 --> 00:19:10,981
You'll notice these souls
are all missing something.

338
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:13,067
What goes in this spot?

339
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:15,653
Well, these souls need their "spark."

340
00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:17,905
And that's where you come in.

341
00:19:18,155 --> 00:19:20,241
Maybe you will find their spark

342
00:19:20,324 --> 00:19:21,992
in the Hall of Everything,

343
00:19:22,201 --> 00:19:26,413
where literally anything
on Earth could inspire.

344
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:29,583
Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You,

345
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:34,547
featuring a selection of moments
from your own inspiring life.

346
00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:36,215
And just what is this spark?

347
00:19:37,049 --> 00:19:38,551
(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)

348
00:19:42,012 --> 00:19:43,013
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

349
00:19:43,097 --> 00:19:44,098
(CHUCKLES)

350
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:47,226
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

351
00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:50,271
I know you're all excited to get to work,

352
00:19:50,354 --> 00:19:52,815
so good luck finding the spark.

353
00:19:52,898 --> 00:19:54,817
-(APPLAUSE)
-Find the spark.

354
00:19:55,192 --> 00:19:57,444
Wow, that was informative.

355
00:19:57,611 --> 00:20:00,865
Now, it's time for my favorite
part of the program,

356
00:20:01,031 --> 00:20:04,326
matching you mentors with your soul mates.

357
00:20:04,493 --> 00:20:07,288
Our first mentor is Maria Martinez.

358
00:20:07,454 --> 00:20:09,707
-(APPLAUSE)
-Maria, come on down.

359
00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:11,876
Maria was a rare disease specialist

360
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,878
from the University of Mexico.

361
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:17,047
I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS)

362
00:20:17,131 --> 00:20:19,008
She'll be matched
with one of my favorites,

363
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:23,929
soul number 108,210,121,415.

364
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:26,891
-(APPLAUSE)
-Congratulations! Off you go.

365
00:20:27,057 --> 00:20:30,269
Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson.

366
00:20:30,352 --> 00:20:31,854
(APPLAUSE)

367
00:20:33,314 --> 00:20:36,108
Dr. Börgensson
is a world-renowned child psychologist

368
00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:38,986
who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize.

369
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,114
I see pain, death, destruction.

370
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:44,950
-How about now?
-A pretty butterfly.

371
00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,076
(ALL GASP)

372
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:50,206
Dr. Börgensson will be matched
with soul number 22.

373
00:20:51,665 --> 00:20:54,084
Oh, we're gonna get into this now.
Excuse me.

374
00:20:55,711 --> 00:20:58,088
22, you come out of
this dimension right now.

375
00:20:58,172 --> 00:20:59,548
22: (GRUNTS) How many times
do I have to tell you?

376
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:00,758
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-I don't wanna go to Earth.

377
00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:02,384
-Stop fighting this, 22.
-22: I don't wanna.

378
00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:03,511
COUNSELOR JERRY B:
You will go to Earth

379
00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:04,595
-and have a life.
-22: Make me!

380
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:07,598
22 has been at the You Seminar
for quite some time

381
00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:10,226
and has had such
notable mentors as Gandhi,

382
00:21:10,309 --> 00:21:12,353
Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa.

383
00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:14,104
(LAUGHS) I made her cry.

384
00:21:14,188 --> 00:21:15,356
COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that.

385
00:21:15,439 --> 00:21:16,440
22: Put me down.

386
00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:18,359
We're truly glad to have you here,
Dr. Börgensson.

387
00:21:18,442 --> 00:21:20,236
-(GRUNTS)
-(22 WHIMPERS)

388
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:24,031
It is an honor having you
prepare 22 for Earth.

389
00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:26,325
I'm gonna make you wish you never died.

390
00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:28,619
Most people wish that, 22.

391
00:21:28,702 --> 00:21:31,580
-(22 CHUCKLES)
-Off you go. Bye!

392
00:21:32,581 --> 00:21:33,832
(JOE GRUNTS)

393
00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,918
(MUSIC PLAYING)

394
00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:37,878
Where are we?

395
00:21:38,462 --> 00:21:39,547
BJORN: That's great progress.

396
00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:42,258
You should be very proud.
Step by step.

397
00:21:42,424 --> 00:21:44,593
In celebration of
Dr. Börgensson's body of work,

398
00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:46,595
we are pleased to present him
this honorary...

399
00:21:46,679 --> 00:21:48,264
BJORN: These past few weeks,
I have seen such growth.

400
00:21:48,347 --> 00:21:49,723
So many people I'd like to thank,
of course.

401
00:21:49,807 --> 00:21:51,809
Okay, look,
I'm sure your life was amazing

402
00:21:51,892 --> 00:21:53,269
and you did amazing things,

403
00:21:53,352 --> 00:21:54,395
but here's what we're gonna do.

404
00:21:54,478 --> 00:21:56,021
We're gonna stand here
in silence for a little bit,

405
00:21:56,188 --> 00:21:57,731
then we go back out, you say you tried,

406
00:21:57,815 --> 00:22:00,359
I go back to not living my non-life
and you go to the Great Beyond.

407
00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:01,902
-No, look.
-Talk all you want, Bjorn.

408
00:22:02,069 --> 00:22:03,404
It's not gonna work, anyway.

409
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:05,823
I've had thousands of mentors
who failed and now hate me.

410
00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:06,991
Mother Teresa...

411
00:22:07,157 --> 00:22:10,077
I have compassion for every soul.

412
00:22:10,244 --> 00:22:11,745
Except you. I don't like you.

413
00:22:11,912 --> 00:22:12,913
Copernicus...

414
00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:15,416
The world doesn't revolve around you, 22.

415
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:16,584
Muhammad Ali...

416
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:19,086
You are the greatest pain in the butt.

417
00:22:19,253 --> 00:22:20,296
Marie Antoinette...

418
00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:22,339
Nobody can help you! Nobody!

419
00:22:22,506 --> 00:22:23,591
Thanks, but no thanks, Doc.

420
00:22:23,757 --> 00:22:25,509
I already know everything about Earth,

421
00:22:25,593 --> 00:22:26,677
and it's not worth the trouble.

422
00:22:26,844 --> 00:22:28,804
Come on, don't you want
to fill out your pass?

423
00:22:28,888 --> 00:22:30,931
(SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here.

424
00:22:31,015 --> 00:22:32,099
I have my routine.

425
00:22:32,183 --> 00:22:34,059
I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles,

426
00:22:34,143 --> 00:22:35,311
and then, like, once a week,

427
00:22:35,394 --> 00:22:37,104
they make me come
to one of these You Seminars.

428
00:22:37,271 --> 00:22:38,606
It's not great, but I know what to expect.

429
00:22:38,772 --> 00:22:41,108
Look, kid, I'm not...
Can I just be honest with you?

430
00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:43,360
I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein

431
00:22:43,444 --> 00:22:44,987
or whatever his name is.
I'm not even a mentor.

432
00:22:45,154 --> 00:22:46,572
Not a mentor?

433
00:22:47,615 --> 00:22:49,825
Ah... (LAUGHING)

434
00:22:49,909 --> 00:22:51,619
Reverse psychology.

435
00:22:51,702 --> 00:22:54,371
You really are a good shrink, Doctor.

436
00:22:54,455 --> 00:22:55,789
Carl Jung already tried that.

437
00:22:55,956 --> 00:22:58,626
Stop talking!
My unconscious mind hates you!

438
00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:00,377
(GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY)
Is there any way

439
00:23:00,461 --> 00:23:02,046
to show a different life in this place?

440
00:23:10,971 --> 00:23:12,890
(MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)

441
00:23:12,973 --> 00:23:16,977
Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson?

442
00:23:18,229 --> 00:23:19,563
It's my life.

443
00:23:19,647 --> 00:23:21,899
Um, excuse me, what's going on here?

444
00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:24,318
Binaca breath spray?
Cheap cologne?

445
00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:28,030
Man, who curated this exhibit?

446
00:23:28,113 --> 00:23:29,532
(CHUCKLES) You did.

447
00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:32,034
(RAPPING ON TV)
♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems

448
00:23:32,117 --> 00:23:34,620
JOE: Oh, my goodness.
It's Cedric's rap group. No!

449
00:23:34,787 --> 00:23:36,830
♪ Now everybody bow down
To the Kings of Queens ♪

450
00:23:36,914 --> 00:23:39,583
No, don't look at that stuff.
Let's look over here.

451
00:23:40,459 --> 00:23:42,169
YOUNG JOE: Dad, I don't wanna go.

452
00:23:42,253 --> 00:23:43,462
I don't like jazz.

453
00:23:43,546 --> 00:23:45,422
Black improvisational music.

454
00:23:45,589 --> 00:23:47,842
It's one of our great contributions
to American culture.

455
00:23:47,925 --> 00:23:49,844
At least give it a chance, Joey.

456
00:23:49,927 --> 00:23:51,929
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

457
00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:54,473
This is where it all started.

458
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,643
This is the moment where
I fell in love with jazz.

459
00:23:59,228 --> 00:24:00,271
Listen to that.

460
00:24:00,354 --> 00:24:02,773
See, the tune is just an excuse
to bring out the you.

461
00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:05,943
And that's why I became a jazz musician.

462
00:24:07,862 --> 00:24:09,446
WOMAN: It's not what we're looking for.

463
00:24:09,613 --> 00:24:12,324
Wait a minute, that's not how
I remember it going down.

464
00:24:12,491 --> 00:24:14,577
Come back when you have something.

465
00:24:14,827 --> 00:24:17,037
-Sorry, Joe.
-Sorry, Joe.

466
00:24:17,204 --> 00:24:18,581
MAN: We're looking
for something different.

467
00:24:18,747 --> 00:24:20,583
Two, three, four.

468
00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:22,668
(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)

469
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:30,926
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

470
00:24:40,728 --> 00:24:43,230
My life was meaningless.

471
00:24:43,314 --> 00:24:45,316
(EKG BEEPING)

472
00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:53,449
No, no, no.

473
00:24:53,616 --> 00:24:54,783
No, I will not accept this.

474
00:24:54,950 --> 00:24:58,078
Kid, give me that badge.
I'm goin' back to my body.

475
00:24:58,621 --> 00:25:00,623
Oh, yeah, sure. Here.

476
00:25:09,757 --> 00:25:12,426
Unless it becomes an Earth Pass,
I'm stuck with it.

477
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,053
(JOE SIGHS)

478
00:25:14,553 --> 00:25:17,264
Well, what if I help you
turn it into an Earth Pass?

479
00:25:17,431 --> 00:25:18,432
Will you give it to me then?

480
00:25:20,351 --> 00:25:21,435
Wait...

481
00:25:21,602 --> 00:25:25,439
I've never thought of that.
I'd get to skip life.

482
00:25:25,606 --> 00:25:27,066
So, yes!

483
00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:29,401
But we gotta get
this thing to change first,

484
00:25:29,568 --> 00:25:31,445
and I've never been able
to get it to change.

485
00:25:31,737 --> 00:25:33,656
Come on.
I know all about sparks.

486
00:25:33,822 --> 00:25:35,616
Because mine is piano.

487
00:25:35,699 --> 00:25:37,826
(PLAYING TRILLING NOTES)

488
00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:49,797
-Really? Nothin' at all?
-22: Eh.

489
00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:54,134
Oh, no, not jazz, just music.
I don't like music sounds.

490
00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:56,095
It feels like a little too much.

491
00:25:56,762 --> 00:25:57,930
(SIGHS)

492
00:25:58,013 --> 00:25:59,515
Well, I'm not going out like this.

493
00:25:59,682 --> 00:26:02,351
Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything?

494
00:26:02,726 --> 00:26:03,978
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING)

495
00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:06,605
JOE: (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back.

496
00:26:06,772 --> 00:26:07,898
22: Don't get ahead of yourself, pal.

497
00:26:08,065 --> 00:26:10,234
By the way, why do you sound
like a middle-aged white lady?

498
00:26:10,317 --> 00:26:11,318
I don't.

499
00:26:11,402 --> 00:26:12,528
-This is all an illusion.
-Huh?

500
00:26:12,611 --> 00:26:13,988
This whole place is a hypothetical.

501
00:26:14,154 --> 00:26:16,198
(IN MALE VOICE) I could sound
like this if I wanted to.

502
00:26:16,407 --> 00:26:17,825
(IN KID'S VOICE)
Or sound like this instead.

503
00:26:17,908 --> 00:26:19,159
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I could even sound like you.

504
00:26:19,243 --> 00:26:20,452
(IN JOE'S VOICE) Life is so unfair.

505
00:26:20,536 --> 00:26:23,873
I don't wanna die.
Somebody call the wambulance. Wah!

506
00:26:24,623 --> 00:26:26,792
(IN NORMAL VOICE) I just use this voice
because it annoys people.

507
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,043
It's very effective.

508
00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:31,046
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING AND CHEERING)

509
00:26:32,464 --> 00:26:34,466
-(JOE GASPS)
-Don't worry, they're fine.

510
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:35,926
(ALL GIGGLING)

511
00:26:36,093 --> 00:26:37,595
You can't crush a soul here.

512
00:26:37,678 --> 00:26:39,138
That's what life on Earth is for.

513
00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:40,723
JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty.

514
00:26:43,475 --> 00:26:44,894
Okay. Here we are.

515
00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:47,229
This is the Hall of Everything.

516
00:26:47,563 --> 00:26:48,772
JOE: Whoa!

517
00:26:52,443 --> 00:26:53,611
(CAMERA CLICKS)

518
00:26:58,282 --> 00:26:59,283
Yes!

519
00:27:05,289 --> 00:27:06,624
-Whoa.
-Congratulations!

520
00:27:06,707 --> 00:27:07,708
So, where do you want to start?

521
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:08,834
Come on.

522
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:13,047
Croissants, cakes.
Baking could be your spark.

523
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,466
Yeah! But, um, I don't get it.

524
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,510
-Just smell it.
-Can't, and neither can you.

525
00:27:17,676 --> 00:27:18,719
What?

526
00:27:18,802 --> 00:27:20,721
You're right. I can't smell.

527
00:27:20,804 --> 00:27:22,848
We can't...
We can't taste, either?

528
00:27:23,015 --> 00:27:24,725
All that stuff is in your body.

529
00:27:25,601 --> 00:27:29,063
-No smell, no taste.
-Or touch. See?

530
00:27:32,775 --> 00:27:35,027
Okay, I get it. Moving on.

531
00:27:35,736 --> 00:27:36,820
Isn't this exciting?

532
00:27:36,987 --> 00:27:38,739
The fire is so pretty.

533
00:27:38,906 --> 00:27:40,324
I kinda wanna let it spread.

534
00:27:40,407 --> 00:27:41,408
Nope.

535
00:27:42,326 --> 00:27:43,494
Hands are hard.

536
00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:45,120
How about a librarian?
They're cool.

537
00:27:45,287 --> 00:27:46,497
Yes, amazing.

538
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:48,040
Who wouldn't like working
at a thankless job

539
00:27:48,123 --> 00:27:50,459
you're always in danger of
losing due to budget cuts?

540
00:27:50,626 --> 00:27:52,419
Though I do like the idea
of randomly shushing people.

541
00:27:52,586 --> 00:27:53,712
-Look, obviously this...
-Shh!

542
00:27:53,796 --> 00:27:54,964
Oh, yeah, that's good.

543
00:27:55,714 --> 00:27:56,715
Meh.

544
00:27:57,716 --> 00:27:58,717
Meh.

545
00:27:59,426 --> 00:28:00,427
Meh.

546
00:28:03,138 --> 00:28:05,224
-Meh.
-(JOE SIGHING)

547
00:28:07,351 --> 00:28:09,687
JOE: Well, I think that's everything.

548
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,730
-22: Sorry.
-You told me you'd try.

549
00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:13,983
I did. I'm telling the truth.

550
00:28:14,066 --> 00:28:15,860
If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar.

551
00:28:15,943 --> 00:28:17,361
Unlike Abraham Lincoln.

552
00:28:17,528 --> 00:28:19,530
You're really okay being on a penny?

553
00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:21,407
Well, of course. It's an honor.

554
00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:23,868
Okay, but they put
Andrew Jackson on the 20.

555
00:28:23,951 --> 00:28:25,035
Jackson!

556
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,079
What can I say, Joe?
Earth is boring.

557
00:28:27,162 --> 00:28:28,247
Well, what else can we do, then?

558
00:28:28,330 --> 00:28:29,415
Because we're running out of time.

559
00:28:29,498 --> 00:28:31,292
Yeah, you know,
time's not really a thing here.

560
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:32,960
-(ELECTRONIC CHIMES)
-COUNSELOR JERRY B: Time's up!

561
00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:35,171
Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad.

562
00:28:35,254 --> 00:28:36,839
22 here can be a bit of a challenge.

563
00:28:36,922 --> 00:28:38,549
Even though I can't feel it,
please don't touch me.

564
00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:40,384
So, let's get you to the Great Beyond.

565
00:28:41,635 --> 00:28:42,678
(JOE GASPS)

566
00:28:42,761 --> 00:28:46,098
Um, wait.
We forgot to try breakdancer.

567
00:28:46,265 --> 00:28:48,058
Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing.

568
00:28:48,225 --> 00:28:50,269
Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills.

569
00:28:50,436 --> 00:28:52,188
Settling my disputes with dance.

570
00:28:52,271 --> 00:28:54,607
Can we have one more minute
to go back and try breakdancer?

571
00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:55,858
Please, Jerry?

572
00:28:55,941 --> 00:28:57,067
You look really good today, Jerry.

573
00:28:57,234 --> 00:29:00,446
Oh, okay.
I've never seen 22 this enthused.

574
00:29:00,946 --> 00:29:02,823
Good for you, Dr. Börgensson.

575
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,035
22: Run.

576
00:29:08,162 --> 00:29:09,330
In here.

577
00:29:18,797 --> 00:29:19,798
22: Here it is.

578
00:29:20,549 --> 00:29:21,800
Where does it lead?

579
00:29:21,884 --> 00:29:23,010
Hey, you ask too many questions.

580
00:29:23,093 --> 00:29:24,303
How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay?

581
00:29:24,386 --> 00:29:26,430
-And we're going there why?
-'Cause I know a guy there.

582
00:29:26,597 --> 00:29:27,973
A guy who can help.
A guy like you.

583
00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:30,309
Like me? As in, alive?

584
00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:33,479
Wait, are you actually helping me?

585
00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:35,564
Joe, I have been here
for who knows how long,

586
00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:38,150
and I've never seen anything
that's made me want to live.

587
00:29:38,317 --> 00:29:42,112
And then, you come along.
Your life is sad and pathetic.

588
00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:44,782
And you're working so hard
to get back to it.

589
00:29:44,865 --> 00:29:47,159
Why? I mean, this I gotta see.

590
00:29:47,326 --> 00:29:48,702
Okay, let's go.

591
00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:55,167
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

592
00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:58,921
What is this place?

593
00:29:59,004 --> 00:30:01,131
You know how when you humans
are really into something

594
00:30:01,298 --> 00:30:03,467
and it feels like you're in another place?

595
00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:05,678
Feels like you're in the zone, right?

596
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:07,555
-JOE: Yeah.
-Well, this is the zone.

597
00:30:07,721 --> 00:30:09,807
It's the space between
the physical and spiritual.

598
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:13,269
Wait a minute. I was here.
Today, doing my audition.

599
00:30:13,435 --> 00:30:16,397
This must be where musicians come
when they get into a flow.

600
00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:18,816
Not just musicians. Watch this.

601
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:22,486
O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou...

602
00:30:22,903 --> 00:30:23,904
Line!

603
00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:26,240
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

604
00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:27,700
Oops.

605
00:30:27,783 --> 00:30:28,784
Check this out.

606
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:31,203
I have been messing
with this team for decades.

607
00:30:32,371 --> 00:30:34,832
ANNOUNCER: And the Knicks
lose another one.

608
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:37,376
All right. All right.
Where's this guy you know?

609
00:30:37,459 --> 00:30:38,460
I gotta get back to my gig.

610
00:30:38,544 --> 00:30:40,588
-Okay. I mean, he's usually down here.
-What the...

611
00:30:40,963 --> 00:30:41,964
CREATURE: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Make a trade.

612
00:30:42,047 --> 00:30:44,300
Make a trade. Make a trade.

613
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:45,467
-What is that?
-Shh!

614
00:30:46,468 --> 00:30:48,012
-(JOE YELPS)
-Make a trade. Make a trade.

615
00:30:48,095 --> 00:30:49,096
22: Run!

616
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,764
CREATURE: Make a trade,
make a trade, make a trade!

617
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,642
(JOE WHIMPERING)

618
00:30:55,394 --> 00:30:57,146
(CREATURE GRUNTING)

619
00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,607
(BELL CLANGS)

620
00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:02,735
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

621
00:31:09,575 --> 00:31:12,203
Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers.

622
00:31:12,286 --> 00:31:14,038
Good to see you again, 22.

623
00:31:14,705 --> 00:31:16,123
Moonwind, how are ya?

624
00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:17,875
On the brink of madness,
thanks for asking.

625
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,126
Hey, got a request for you.

626
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,629
Uh, yeah.
I'm trying to get back to my body.

627
00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:22,838
Can you help me?

628
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,423
That's what we do.

629
00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:26,342
We are the mystics without borders.

630
00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:29,386
Devoted to helping
the lost souls of Earth find their way.

631
00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:31,305
I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service.

632
00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:33,641
That's Windstar Dreamermoon,
Dancerstar Windmoon,

633
00:31:33,807 --> 00:31:35,142
and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer.

634
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,435
These weirdos are going
to help me get back?

635
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:37,520
Just wait.

636
00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:40,272
DANCERSTAR:
Let's get this lost soul back home.

637
00:31:41,106 --> 00:31:42,900
CREATURE: Make a trade.

638
00:31:42,983 --> 00:31:44,902
Make a trade. Make a trade.

639
00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:45,986
Poor fellow.

640
00:31:46,403 --> 00:31:49,365
MOONWIND: Some people just can't let go
of their own anxieties and obsessions,

641
00:31:49,448 --> 00:31:51,575
leaving them lost
and disconnected from life.

642
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:53,410
-(PLAYING FOLK MUSIC)
-And this is the result.

643
00:31:53,577 --> 00:31:55,371
CREATURE: Make a trade. Make a trade.

644
00:31:55,454 --> 00:31:57,206
Make a trade. Make a trade.

645
00:31:57,289 --> 00:31:58,916
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Make a trade?

646
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,918
Looks like another hedge fund manager.

647
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,797
Now, to reconnect to your earthly body.

648
00:32:08,717 --> 00:32:11,011
HEDGE FUND MANAGER: Whoa. That's me.

649
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,429
Thank you.

650
00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:19,270
What am I doing with my life?

651
00:32:21,355 --> 00:32:24,567
I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves!

652
00:32:24,650 --> 00:32:26,569
(LAUGHS) It's beautiful!

653
00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:29,071
Whoa. He got back just like that?

654
00:32:29,154 --> 00:32:31,740
So this is all I had to do
to get back to my body?

655
00:32:33,951 --> 00:32:36,203
-(GASPS)
-Egads, man!

656
00:32:36,370 --> 00:32:38,372
Joe, are you dead?

657
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:40,541
No, no. Well, not yet.

658
00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:41,917
Can you help me get back?

659
00:32:42,084 --> 00:32:45,713
We've never connected an untethered soul
back to its body before.

660
00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:49,383
But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot...

661
00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:50,634
Yes! All aboard!

662
00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:52,761
Anchors away!

663
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:53,846
(BELL CLANGS)

664
00:32:53,929 --> 00:32:55,931
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

665
00:33:02,104 --> 00:33:04,815
So if your souls are here,
where are your bodies?

666
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:06,483
Well, on Earth, of course.

667
00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:08,402
My body is in a trance in Palawan.

668
00:33:08,485 --> 00:33:10,821
I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet.

669
00:33:10,905 --> 00:33:13,365
I'm a shamanic healer
meditating in Berkeley, California.

670
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:16,243
Mm-hmm. And let me guess,
you're drumming, chanting, and meditating?

671
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,870
Yes. Something like that.

672
00:33:17,953 --> 00:33:19,788
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)

673
00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:23,959
I'm in New York City,
on the corner of 14th and 7th.

674
00:33:24,126 --> 00:33:25,878
Oh, yeah, that's right up
from Tony Tony Tonios.

675
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:27,379
Yes, precisely.

676
00:33:27,546 --> 00:33:29,757
And what about you?
I thought you hated Earth.

677
00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:31,133
Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body.

678
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,801
So I can go wherever I want.

679
00:33:32,968 --> 00:33:34,428
I'm a nobody, get it?

680
00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:38,140
We mystics meet in this glorious landscape
every Tuesday.

681
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:40,309
(CREATURES GRUMBLING)

682
00:33:43,979 --> 00:33:46,273
So many of them. Sad.

683
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,943
You know,
lost souls are not that different

684
00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,277
from those in the zone.

685
00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:52,530
-What?
-The zone is enjoyable,

686
00:33:52,696 --> 00:33:56,784
but when that joy becomes an obsession,
one becomes disconnected from life.

687
00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:57,868
SOUL: (DISTORTED) Gotta find it.

688
00:33:57,952 --> 00:33:59,870
Gotta find it. Gotta find it.

689
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:03,415
For a time, I was a lost soul myself.

690
00:34:03,582 --> 00:34:05,417
-Really?
-Tetris.

691
00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,711
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

692
00:34:10,881 --> 00:34:12,007
MOONWIND: There you are.

693
00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:14,134
We'll have you back in no time.

694
00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,182
Now, since you don't have
a connection to your body,

695
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:24,436
you will have to tune back
into your physical surroundings.

696
00:34:27,439 --> 00:34:28,524
Close your eyes.

697
00:34:28,607 --> 00:34:31,610
Breathe into your crown chakra.

698
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:33,821
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)

699
00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,532
Do we really need all this?

700
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,534
-Yes!
-(SIGHS)

701
00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,871
Do you have a piano on board?
I could focus with that.

702
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:44,290
No pianos, Joe. You must focus.

703
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:46,458
(WHISPERS) Imagine silence.

704
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,002
Shh.

705
00:34:48,919 --> 00:34:53,090
Now, concentrate on where your body is.

706
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,217
Listen for cues.

707
00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,104
(CAR HORNS HONKING)

708
00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:09,148
That's it. You're doing it.

709
00:35:12,067 --> 00:35:13,861
No peeking.
Maintain your meditative state

710
00:35:13,944 --> 00:35:14,987
or you'll break the connection.

711
00:35:15,529 --> 00:35:20,492
Now, see if you can smell
and feel where your body is.

712
00:35:21,118 --> 00:35:24,455
-(EKG BEEPING)
-I hear a heart monitor.

713
00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:29,752
I can smell hand sanitizer.

714
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:32,463
MOONWIND: Yes. Yes! Good.

715
00:35:32,546 --> 00:35:34,757
JOE: I think I can feel my feet.

716
00:35:35,382 --> 00:35:37,134
Hmm. I feel fur.

717
00:35:37,676 --> 00:35:39,220
WOMAN: Did you find a next of kin?

718
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,514
JOE: (WEAKLY) I feel fur.

719
00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:42,640
Did you hear that?

720
00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:44,808
Oh, the therapy cat is working.

721
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:47,603
Am I close?
When can I jump in?

722
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:49,146
Look! There I am.

723
00:35:49,688 --> 00:35:50,814
There I am.

724
00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:52,900
-(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
-His heart rate is increasing.

725
00:35:52,983 --> 00:35:53,984
I'll get the doctor.

726
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,277
Mr. Mittens, you stay right there.

727
00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:56,612
-What are we waiting for?
-No, Joe, don't rush this.

728
00:35:56,695 --> 00:35:58,572
-It's not the right time.
-JOE: No, it's my time.

729
00:35:58,656 --> 00:35:59,823
22: Wait, not me!

730
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:01,450
(JOE SCREAMING)

731
00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:05,913
(WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE)

732
00:36:05,996 --> 00:36:08,123
(JOE AND 22 SCREAMING)

733
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,674
(EKG BEEPING STEADILY)

734
00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:20,010
JOE: (CHUCKLES) I did it.
I did it! I'm back.

735
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:21,637
(JOE LAUGHS)

736
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:22,763
What the...

737
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:25,391
No.

738
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,978
No. No. No.

739
00:36:29,144 --> 00:36:30,479
I'm in the cat?

740
00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:32,356
Wait a minute.
If I'm in here, then who...

741
00:36:32,439 --> 00:36:34,483
22: (GROANS) What?
JOE: You're in my body!

742
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,694
-22: You're in the cat?
-Wait, wait, that's my body.

743
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,530
-22: I'm in a body! No!
-Why are you in my body?

744
00:36:39,738 --> 00:36:41,365
I don't wanna be a cat.
I hate cats!

745
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,616
22: Oh, it's disgusting.

746
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,368
That Moonwind guy, he messed this up.

747
00:36:45,327 --> 00:36:47,580
Doc, you gotta help me.
That's my body, but I'm trapped...

748
00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:49,498
(MEOWING)

749
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,626
Oh, no, they can't understand me.

750
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,461
They think you're me.
You gotta try.

751
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,964
(CLEARS THROAT)
Miss Doctor, we have a problem.

752
00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:59,508
(IN JOE'S VOICE) I'm an unborn soul
and I wanna stay at the You Seminar.

753
00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:01,427
Yes, well, that drug doesn't
seem to be working at all.

754
00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:02,678
22: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
No, no, no, you don't understand.

755
00:37:02,761 --> 00:37:03,762
-I'm not Mr. Gardner.
-JOE: Shh!

756
00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:04,972
They're gonna think you're nuts.

757
00:37:05,055 --> 00:37:06,140
I mean, that I'm nuts.

758
00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:07,308
Oh, how did this happen?

759
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,685
I fell into your body because
it doesn't have a soul.

760
00:37:09,768 --> 00:37:11,395
Then why am I in a cat?

761
00:37:11,478 --> 00:37:12,938
I don't know!

762
00:37:14,064 --> 00:37:15,274
(MR. MITTENS MEOWS)

763
00:37:15,357 --> 00:37:17,651
Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner?

764
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,278
A next of kin or friend?

765
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,363
-Tell her no.
-Uh, no.

766
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,698
Can you tell me what day it is?

767
00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,116
It's the worst day of my life.

768
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,659
I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth.

769
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:27,578
Tell you what.
We're going to keep you here

770
00:37:27,661 --> 00:37:29,371
for observation. Just for a bit.

771
00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:31,624
Perhaps our therapy cat can go
to his next appointment.

772
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:32,958
-(SNARLS)
-(GASPS) Okay. Okay.

773
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,044
-You gotta talk to her.
-(SIGHS) Okay.

774
00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:37,546
Miss Doctor,
this body's soul is in this cat.

775
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:38,631
Stop talking.

776
00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:40,007
So naturally, he wants to stay close.

777
00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:42,301
Uh, keep the cat.
Just get some rest.

778
00:37:42,384 --> 00:37:43,552
A lot of it. Okay?

779
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,763
I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes.

780
00:37:46,263 --> 00:37:47,556
Ten minutes?
We gotta get outta here.

781
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,518
No way! I am not moving!

782
00:37:50,684 --> 00:37:53,938
I can't believe I'm in a body
on this hellish planet.

783
00:37:54,104 --> 00:37:55,981
I have bendy meat sticks.

784
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:58,901
I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS)

785
00:37:58,984 --> 00:38:01,111
Hey! Focus! Listen to me.

786
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:02,863
We gotta get out of here
before they take me away.

787
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,990
Take you away?
You're gonna leave me?

788
00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:06,742
No way! That's my body you're in.

789
00:38:06,825 --> 00:38:08,118
Okay, do you think you can walk?

790
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,411
I don't know!

791
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:11,997
I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times.

792
00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:13,666
But will you try?

793
00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:19,463
Okay. Gotta find Moonwind,
he can fix this.

794
00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:22,383
I'm a cat. I can make this.

795
00:38:24,718 --> 00:38:26,720
(WHIMSICAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

796
00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:30,349
Okay, come on, you're doing great.

797
00:38:30,432 --> 00:38:32,726
-Keep going. Keep going.
-(22 YELPS, GRUNTS)

798
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,645
22: I'm just gonna rest here for a minute.

799
00:38:34,728 --> 00:38:37,481
No, no, no, no.
They'll be back any minute. Come on.

800
00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,316
Okay! (GRUNTS)

801
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:42,194
-(WHIMPERS)
-(SHOES SQUEAKING)

802
00:38:44,738 --> 00:38:45,865
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

803
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:50,953
(GASPS)

804
00:38:51,036 --> 00:38:52,538
-In here!
-(22 GRUNTS)

805
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,212
22: Whoa. (GROANS)

806
00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:02,756
JOE: Okay, good.

807
00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:06,135
Now push the down button.

808
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,388
-(22 GRUNTS)
-Move your... Nope. Careful.

809
00:39:09,471 --> 00:39:10,639
Those fingers are my livelihood.

810
00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:11,932
(22 GROANS)

811
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:14,894
-(BUTTON CLICKS)
-Ugh.

812
00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:16,770
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-Now get in.

813
00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,399
22: Phew!

814
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,611
22: Hmm.

815
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,905
(JOE GRUNTING AND GASPING)

816
00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:27,823
-22: Hmm.
-(JOE SIGHS)

817
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,366
Okay, what did Moonwind say?

818
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:31,410
He said on the corner of 14th and 7th.

819
00:39:31,493 --> 00:39:33,537
Yeah, that's Chelsea.
Near Jackson Square Park.

820
00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:35,289
Exactly. Wait.
How do you know all that?

821
00:39:35,372 --> 00:39:36,790
It's all in this stupid brain of yours.

822
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,375
Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there.

823
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,211
Oh, relax. There's not much here.

824
00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:41,837
Jazz, jazz, more jazz.

825
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,547
Oh, and someone named Lisa.
Who's that?

826
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:44,673
Uh, never mind.

827
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,050
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

828
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:57,061
I, um...

829
00:39:57,144 --> 00:39:58,354
It's all happening too fast, you know.

830
00:39:58,437 --> 00:39:59,688
Let's just take a minute and, um...

831
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,899
Come on, let's go.
They could be here any second.

832
00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:03,275
(22 SIGHS)

833
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,735
(CAR HORNS HONKING)

834
00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,155
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

835
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,950
(NOISY CHATTER)

836
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,117
(22 YELPS)

837
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,162
JOE: Don't worry, it's okay.
Just keep walking.

838
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,372
(DRILL WHIRRING)

839
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:18,123
(BLOWING WHISTLE)

840
00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:20,376
-(SIREN WAILING)
-(TRUCK HORN BLARES)

841
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:21,460
22: Aah!

842
00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:22,586
No, don't stop.
What are you doing?

843
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:23,671
This is New York City.

844
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:26,257
You don't stop in the middle
of the street. Go, go, go.

845
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,883
-(SCREAMS)
-(JOE GROANS)

846
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,177
-(22 GROANING)
-(TIRES SCREECH)

847
00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:31,554
(GASPS)

848
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,764
JOE: Oh, no. 22. 22!

849
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:38,519
(PANTING) 22. Oh, no.
Oh, no. 22. 22.

850
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,396
22! 22!

851
00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:48,654
22, I didn't know I had claws, okay?

852
00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:50,823
Look, I'm sorry.
But come on, let's go.

853
00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:51,907
No way.

854
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:54,869
I am staying right here
until your stupid body dies.

855
00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:57,955
Which will happen any minute now
because your stomach is earthquaking.

856
00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,419
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

857
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,554
Yeah, this place is worse than I thought.

858
00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:15,973
It's loud, and bright, and...

859
00:41:16,056 --> 00:41:18,142
(SNIFFS) Hmm.
What is that in my nose?

860
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,894
-That's smell.
-(INHALES DEEPLY)

861
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:23,063
And if you think that's good,
just imagine what it tastes like.

862
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,482
Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH)

863
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:26,609
Go on.

864
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:37,411
It's so good! (SCREAMS)

865
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,705
It's, uh...

866
00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:41,498
It's not horrible.

867
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,751
Good. You can eat on the way.
Let's go.

868
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,339
Or you just take a few minutes. Sure.

869
00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:50,549
(SMACKING)

870
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,344
Hmm. Strange,
I don't feel so angry anymore.

871
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,096
That's great.
Ready to find Moonwind?

872
00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:57,973
Maybe.

873
00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:00,643
I'm telling you, Joe,
it's pronounced yee-row.

874
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:03,187
JOE: Yeah, but in New York,
we call them gyros. It's Greek.

875
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:04,855
No, I got in a fight
with Archimedes about this.

876
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:05,940
He said it's...

877
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,483
-Yee-row.
-Yo-yo.

878
00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:08,776
-Yee-row.
-YOLO.

879
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:09,860
-Yee-row.
-Sergio?

880
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:10,945
Yee-row!

881
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:12,738
I miss that guy.

882
00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:14,532
This is 14th and 7th.

883
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:17,618
That's gotta be him.

884
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:20,496
(CAR HORN BEEPS)

885
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:22,289
22: Moonwind, you gotta help me.

886
00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:24,083
(YELPS)

887
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:26,961
Joe! You made it into your body.

888
00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,212
No, he didn't.

889
00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:30,005
That is my body.

890
00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:31,757
You're in a cat?

891
00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:33,092
That's marvelous!

892
00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:34,385
Hey, Moonwimp!

893
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:36,554
That sign won't spin by itself, hear me?

894
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,807
But, Marge, look!
I put this man's soul in a cat.

895
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,308
Who cares? And you!

896
00:42:41,475 --> 00:42:44,353
We only have room for
one weirdo here, so, scram!

897
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,688
Get back to work!

898
00:42:45,855 --> 00:42:47,273
No one understands my art.

899
00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:48,357
Moonwind, listen,

900
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,026
I gotta get out of here and back in there.

901
00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:52,194
Well, we'll have to perform

902
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,154
an old-fashioned astral
transmigration displacement.

903
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,447
-A what?
-It's simply a way

904
00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:56,949
to get your souls back where they belong.

905
00:42:57,032 --> 00:42:58,576
And it's a glorious ritual, indeed,

906
00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:01,412
full of chanting, dancing,
and best of all, bongos.

907
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:04,748
I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00,
so this needs to happen right now.

908
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,417
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast.

909
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,794
You must wait for another thin spot

910
00:43:08,878 --> 00:43:10,754
to open between Earth
and the astral plane.

911
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,089
And that won't occur

912
00:43:12,173 --> 00:43:14,633
until Orcus moves
into the house of Gemini.

913
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,801
When is that?

914
00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:17,553
Well, the government calls it 6:30.

915
00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:18,721
Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note.

916
00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:19,805
6:30? You serious?

917
00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:21,182
I'll gather all
the necessary provisions...

918
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:23,851
-I said, get out of here! Go!
-(22 SCREAMS)

919
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,269
MOONWIND: See you
at The Half Note at 6:30!

920
00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:26,520
I'll take care of everything!

921
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,480
And stay away!

922
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,443
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

923
00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:38,490
TERRY: Sure are a lot of Garcias in here.

924
00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:43,662
You're out there somewhere, little soul,

925
00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:45,915
and I'm gonna find ya.

926
00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,334
JOE: All right, this is the last snack.

927
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,419
I can barely fit into my pants as it is.

928
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,379
6:30 is cutting it close. Too close.

929
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:55,257
We gotta get back to my place
and get you cleaned up and...

930
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:57,635
Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS)

931
00:43:57,718 --> 00:44:00,012
We gotta hail a cab.
Hold your hand out.

932
00:44:00,179 --> 00:44:01,555
Hold it up and out.

933
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:04,975
Man, this would be hard
even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown.

934
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,478
(TIRES SCREECH)

935
00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:09,480
Go, go, go!
Just run to that one.

936
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:14,527
(GASPS)

937
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,780
DOROTHEA: Is that Teach?

938
00:44:17,863 --> 00:44:19,490
-22: Mm, pepperoni.
-(JOE GASPS)

939
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,742
(JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING)

940
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,089
JOE: Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me.

941
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:37,216
What am I gonna do?
She's gonna think I'm crazy.

942
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,551
Maybe you should call her up

943
00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,344
and tell her that we're not crazy.

944
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,722
I've only been a person for an hour,
and even I know that's a bad idea.

945
00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:47,434
JOE: I just gotta get back in my body
and really bring it tonight.

946
00:44:47,601 --> 00:44:50,229
How come this part is stinky
but this part smells fine?

947
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,773
Never mind.
Just put those pants on.

948
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,149
Sheesh, I can't believe I've been

949
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:55,484
walking around in this city
with no pants on.

950
00:44:55,568 --> 00:44:57,069
22: I don't even wanna be here, remember?

951
00:44:57,152 --> 00:44:58,612
I don't want you here either. I just...

952
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,906
I just wanna get back to my body,

953
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:04,201
then get back to the (YAWNS) club.

954
00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:05,828
-(SNORING)
-What's the matter with you?

955
00:45:05,911 --> 00:45:08,873
(SLEEPILY) Uh... I don't know.
It's the sun. It's just so...

956
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:10,457
-(YAWNS)
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

957
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:11,542
JOE: My phone!

958
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,169
22: Um... Okay, your clothes
are rumbling again.

959
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:14,503
(JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING)

960
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,714
Curley! Uh... No, no.

961
00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:19,758
(GRUNTING)

962
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:22,928
Oops.

963
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,515
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
-(GASPS)

964
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:30,269
CURLEY: Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley.
Um... (SIGHS)

965
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:31,562
I hope you're doin' okay.

966
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,441
Dorothea freaked out when she saw you,
and she called this other guy, Robert.

967
00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:37,026
He's got the gig now. I'm sorry.

968
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,611
-No, no, no.
-(CURLEY SIGHS)

969
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:39,695
CURLEY: Look, honestly,

970
00:45:39,778 --> 00:45:42,489
your class was the only reason
I went to school at all.

971
00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:44,241
Like, I owe you a lot.

972
00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:45,451
So, here's the plan.

973
00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:47,077
Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit,

974
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,787
and get to the club early.

975
00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:50,831
I'm gonna try and talk to her.

976
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:53,918
Just make sure you show up
looking like a million bucks, all right?

977
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,337
I hope I see you, man.
All right. Peace.

978
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,297
Oh! I can get the gig back, 22.

979
00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,673
I need your help. I have a suit.

980
00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:01,133
I'm gonna need you to try it on.

981
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,218
22: No, no, no.

982
00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:03,886
JOE: And then I can line
my hair up a little bit,

983
00:46:03,969 --> 00:46:06,180
-and I can...
-22: Nope. No way, no how.

984
00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:07,473
-22!
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)

985
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:08,557
(JOE GASPS)

986
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,603
-GIRL: Mr. Gardner?
-Ah!

987
00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:14,146
It's Connie.
She's here for her lesson.

988
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:15,940
-What do I do?
-CONNIE: I can hear you!

989
00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:17,608
Just tell her that you can't do it today.

990
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:19,360
22: Hi, Connie.

991
00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:20,528
Sorry, but Joe can't do it today.

992
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:21,737
JOE: You're Joe!
22: I mean, me.

993
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:22,988
Me can't do it today.

994
00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:24,698
JOE: Good. Now let's go
check out that suit.

995
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,867
CONNIE: I came to tell you that I quit.

996
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,035
-22: Quit?
-(JOE GROANS)

997
00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,079
We don't have time for this.
The suit is in the closet.

998
00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:32,957
CONNIE: Band is a stupid waste of time.

999
00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:34,250
This kid is talking sense.

1000
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:35,417
JOE: What are you doing?

1001
00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:40,506
Here, I quit.
I think jazz is pointless.

1002
00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:42,716
Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless.

1003
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,801
JOE: Hey!

1004
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,928
In fact, all of school is a waste of time.

1005
00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:50,391
Of course. Like my mentor,
George Orwell, used to say,

1006
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:51,725
"State sponsored education

1007
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,353
"is like the rattling of a stick
inside a swill bucket."

1008
00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:55,563
Yeah!

1009
00:46:55,729 --> 00:46:57,815
The ruling class's core
curriculum stifles dissent.

1010
00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,233
It's the oldest trick in the book.

1011
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:00,317
What are you talkin' about?

1012
00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:01,443
She doesn't care about any of that.

1013
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:03,445
I've been saying that
since the third grade.

1014
00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,447
You know, you seem really smart.

1015
00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:07,491
What is your position on pizza?

1016
00:47:07,575 --> 00:47:10,119
-Uh, I like it?
-Me, too!

1017
00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,162
What are you doing? (GRUNTS)

1018
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:13,789
I'd rather hang with Connie.

1019
00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,000
What? Come back here!
You open this...

1020
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,835
(JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING)

1021
00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,754
Um, I think your cat wants to get out.

1022
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,131
Ugh, he thinks he knows everything.

1023
00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:24,091
JOE: 22! Don't you walk away from me.

1024
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,176
Come here right now.

1025
00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:27,136
I'm gonna go in
and I'mma scratch up the sofa.

1026
00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,554
Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa.

1027
00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:30,264
You really got things figured out, Connie.

1028
00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:33,434
I'd better give this back.
It belongs to the school.

1029
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:34,560
Sure.

1030
00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:36,061
You know, I really am glad
there's someone else

1031
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:37,688
who sees how ridiculous this place is.

1032
00:47:37,771 --> 00:47:39,356
You're right to quit.
I learned about quitting...

1033
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,566
You know what, Mr. G?

1034
00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:42,276
I was practicing this one thing yesterday

1035
00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:45,946
and maybe you can listen to it
and tell me to quit after, okay?

1036
00:47:47,072 --> 00:47:49,116
(PLAYING TUNE)

1037
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,993
Uh, okay.

1038
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,876
(PLAYING IMPROVISED JAZZ TUNE)

1039
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,016
(THUD)

1040
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,652
-(EXHALES DEEPLY)
-Wow. You really love this.

1041
00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:26,695
Yeah.

1042
00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:30,324
So, maybe I'd better stick with it?

1043
00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:31,909
Yeah.

1044
00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:33,494
CONNIE: Bye, Mr. G.

1045
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,995
See you next week!

1046
00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:36,539
JOE: 22!

1047
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:40,042
-(JOE GRUNTS)
-So, Connie came here to quit,

1048
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,126
but then she didn't.

1049
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,628
22, forget about that. Listen.

1050
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,713
I need to know this, Joe.
Why didn't she quit?

1051
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:45,965
Because she loves to play.

1052
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:49,552
She might say she hates everything,
but trombone is her thing.

1053
00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:50,886
She's good at it.

1054
00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:53,305
Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know.

1055
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:57,017
Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back,
I need your help.

1056
00:48:57,685 --> 00:48:58,686
Okay.

1057
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:00,062
Really?

1058
00:49:00,145 --> 00:49:03,190
I'll help you,
but I wanna try a few things.

1059
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:04,400
'Cause I don't know,

1060
00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:07,736
some of it's not as boring
as it is at the You Seminar,

1061
00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,822
and if Connie can find
something she loves here,

1062
00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,240
maybe I can, too.

1063
00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,826
-Great!
-So, what do we do first?

1064
00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:17,121
(22 SCREAMING)

1065
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:18,789
-22: This water hurts!
-It's okay.

1066
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:20,499
You just have to turn the other knob.

1067
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:21,667
22: Oh, okay, that's better.

1068
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:22,918
And I wouldn't be mad

1069
00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:25,087
if you put a little lotion
on me when you're done.

1070
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:26,797
(LIQUID SQUIRTING)

1071
00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:28,215
(MUFFLED RATTLING)

1072
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,677
22: I washed your butt for you.

1073
00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:34,805
Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy!

1074
00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:39,059
(GRUNTS, YELPS)

1075
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,144
(THUD)

1076
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,980
You five will be insecure.

1077
00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:45,774
And you 12 will be self-absorbed.

1078
00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:48,444
We really should stop sending
so many through that pavilion.

1079
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:49,612
TERRY: Found him!

1080
00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:50,696
See that, everybody?

1081
00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,114
Who figured out why the count's off?

1082
00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:53,199
That's right, Terry did.

1083
00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:54,325
It's Terrytime.

1084
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,744
-Wow. Nice work.
-Well, who is it?

1085
00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:58,329
Right. (CLEARS THROAT)

1086
00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:01,207
Uh... Joe Gardner is his name.

1087
00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:03,292
Looks like he's back down on Earth.

1088
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,376
That's not good.

1089
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:05,961
That... That's the mentor
we set up with 22.

1090
00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:08,422
All right, all right.
Easy on the hysterics.

1091
00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:11,383
Terry's got this under control.
I'll handle it.

1092
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:12,468
How?

1093
00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:13,552
I'll go down there and get him.

1094
00:50:13,636 --> 00:50:14,970
Set the count right, lickety-split.

1095
00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:17,014
Okay, whoa.
Are you sure that's a good idea?

1096
00:50:17,097 --> 00:50:19,350
Look, you all are the ones who beefed it.

1097
00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:20,976
I'm trying to un-beef it.

1098
00:50:21,477 --> 00:50:22,978
But you cannot be seen.

1099
00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:24,355
By anyone.

1100
00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:27,525
Don't worry. I'll make sure
no one else sees me.

1101
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,653
I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja.

1102
00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:33,155
Please, just do it quickly and quietly.

1103
00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:36,242
And also quickly.
And quietly as well.

1104
00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:42,831
This won't be a disaster, that's for sure.

1105
00:50:43,832 --> 00:50:47,378
Mm. Trusty old brown suit.
Still a perfect fit.

1106
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,547
It's a little tight in the back-here part.

1107
00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:51,507
JOE: It'll loosen. Sit down.

1108
00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:53,926
I'm a cat.

1109
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:56,262
I'll do it.

1110
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:57,471
You couldn't call an elevator, remember?

1111
00:50:57,555 --> 00:51:00,766
No way. I just need to line me up.
Now be still.

1112
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,310
(WHIRRING)

1113
00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:05,855
Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw.

1114
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:08,190
-Don't move.
-I'm not moving. You're moving.

1115
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:11,277
(CONTINUES WHIRRING)

1116
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,072
-(JOE WHIMPERS)
-(22 YELPS)

1117
00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:18,158
(GASPS) Oh, no!

1118
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,368
Don't worry, I'm okay.

1119
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:22,329
Oh, no, no, no! My hair!
My hair is not okay!

1120
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,747
This is a disaster!

1121
00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:25,916
(GASPS) We gotta fix this. Right now.

1122
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,335
-Okay. How?
-We gotta go see Dez.

1123
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,421
Great. Who's Dez?

1124
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,922
MAN: Yo, Ian, man, how you get

1125
00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,465
that big peanut head?
What happened to you?

1126
00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:36,510
IAN: Man, shut up, man.
You know I'm sensitive about that.

1127
00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:38,053
JOE: Dez is the guy in the back.

1128
00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:39,180
He can fix this.

1129
00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:40,681
Talk about havin' a spark.

1130
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:42,308
This guy was born to be a barber.

1131
00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:45,102
But I can't pass for you
in front of all your friends.

1132
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,812
Dez is the only one that I talk to.

1133
00:51:46,896 --> 00:51:48,314
We usually talk about jazz,

1134
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,275
but this time, just sit there,
get the cut, and get out.

1135
00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:53,527
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1136
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,822
Hey, Joe. What are you
doing here on a weekday?

1137
00:51:56,906 --> 00:51:59,033
You didn't call for an appointment, man.
It's gonna be a while.

1138
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:01,952
Ah, I was afraid of this.
Go ahead and sit down.

1139
00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:03,996
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
-Oh, my Lord.

1140
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:05,414
You gotta wait, son.
This is an emergency.

1141
00:52:05,581 --> 00:52:06,874
What? That ain't cool, Dez.

1142
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,334
You could always let Harold cut your hair.

1143
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:09,793
His chair's wide open.

1144
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:11,879
Nah. I can wait.

1145
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,215
Joe, get your butt in this chair now.

1146
00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:18,552
Should I even ask you how this happened?

1147
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,471
-The cat did it.
-Stop sounding insane.

1148
00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:22,598
I mean, um, I was distracted

1149
00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:24,433
getting ready to play with
Dorothea Williams tonight.

1150
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,061
Dorothea Williams?
That's big time, Joe.

1151
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,021
Congratulations!

1152
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:31,023
Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez.

1153
00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:33,317
You know he Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar.

1154
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,610
(SIGHS) This guy.

1155
00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:36,570
Joe, ignore him.
Now let's fix you up.

1156
00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:38,155
You keeping that cat on your lap?

1157
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:39,532
Is it okay that I do that?

1158
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,784
Suit yourself. You're the boss.

1159
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:43,661
-I am?
-When you're in this chair,

1160
00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:44,828
yeah, you are.

1161
00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:46,872
So can I have one of those?

1162
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,667
Uh... Sure, Joe.

1163
00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:53,671
(CHUCKLES) Cool.

1164
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,842
Mmm. I like being in the chair.

1165
00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,301
Hey, get your head in the game.

1166
00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:00,469
-(WHIRRING)
-(YELPS) Little chainsaw.

1167
00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:02,054
You need to settle down.
If you keep this...

1168
00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,931
(MEOWING)

1169
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:06,141
Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff,

1170
00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:07,726
but if this cat don't chill,

1171
00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,186
we're gonna have to put it outside.

1172
00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:11,313
Well, what's it gonna be, kitty?

1173
00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:13,065
Meow.

1174
00:53:13,232 --> 00:53:14,859
Sometimes, change is good.

1175
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:17,111
You have been rocking
that same style for a while.

1176
00:53:17,278 --> 00:53:20,364
Well, Dez, for hundreds of years,
I've had no style at all.

1177
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,908
-PAUL: You can say that again.
-(ALL LAUGH)

1178
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:25,369
Mmm. But then my life changed.

1179
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:26,579
Oh, yeah? What happened?

1180
00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:28,789
I was existing as a theoretical construct

1181
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:30,249
in a hypothetical way station

1182
00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:31,458
between life and death.

1183
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:32,626
I heard that.

1184
00:53:33,294 --> 00:53:35,921
22: And by the time
I got to mentor number 266,

1185
00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:39,091
I was seriously asking, like,
what is all the fuss about?

1186
00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:42,344
Like, is all this living
really worth dying for?

1187
00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:44,054
-(ALL MURMUR AGREEINGLY)
-You know what I mean?

1188
00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:48,559
I never knew you had
such an interesting education, Joe.

1189
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:50,561
I just thought you went to music school.

1190
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:53,522
22: (MUFFLED) And another thing,
they say you're born to do something,

1191
00:53:53,689 --> 00:53:55,232
but how do you figure out
what that thing is?

1192
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,318
I mean, what if you pick up
the wrong thing?

1193
00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:58,736
Or somebody else's thing, you know?

1194
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:00,613
-Then you're stuck.
-Been there before.

1195
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,156
I'll take one of those.

1196
00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:03,824
I wouldn't call myself stuck,

1197
00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:05,868
but I never planned on
cuttin' heads for a livin'.

1198
00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:08,787
Wait, but you were born to be a barber,
weren't you?

1199
00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,289
I wanted to be a veterinarian.

1200
00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:12,875
22: So, why didn't you do that?

1201
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,169
I was plannin' to
when I got out of the Navy.

1202
00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,171
Then my daughter got sick,

1203
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,714
(CHUCKLES) and barber school
is a lot cheaper

1204
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:19,798
than veterinarian school.

1205
00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:20,925
22: Well, that's too bad.

1206
00:54:21,008 --> 00:54:22,843
You're stuck as a barber
and now you're unhappy.

1207
00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:24,720
Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe.

1208
00:54:24,803 --> 00:54:26,138
I'm happy as a clam, my man.

1209
00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:29,266
Not everyone can be Charles Drew
inventing blood transfusions.

1210
00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:31,560
22: Or me, playing piano
with Dorothea Williams.

1211
00:54:31,644 --> 00:54:32,645
-I know.
-(DOOR OPENS)

1212
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:34,271
(LAUGHS) You are not all that.

1213
00:54:34,355 --> 00:54:35,940
Anyone could play in a band
if they wanted to.

1214
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:37,316
Don't pay Paul any mind.

1215
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,443
People like him just bring
other people down

1216
00:54:39,527 --> 00:54:41,320
so they can make themselves feel better.

1217
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:42,988
Oh, I get it.

1218
00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:46,075
He's just criticizing me to cover up
the pain of his own failed dreams.

1219
00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:48,035
(ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH)

1220
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,828
You cut deep, Joe.

1221
00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:53,165
I wonder why sitting in this chair
makes me want to tell you things, Dez.

1222
00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:56,544
That's the magic of the chair.
That's why I love this job.

1223
00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:58,963
I get to meet interesting folks like you,

1224
00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:02,174
make them happy, and make them handsome.

1225
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:04,760
Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger?

1226
00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:07,012
I may not have invented
blood transfusions,

1227
00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:10,599
but I am most definitely savin' lives.

1228
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,894
I don't know about
this crazy cat guy thing, man,

1229
00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:17,982
but it is nice to finally talk to you
about something other than jazz, Joe.

1230
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:21,151
Huh. How come we, um, never
talked about your life before?

1231
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,695
You never asked.

1232
00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:24,238
But I'm glad you did this time.

1233
00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:26,407
MAN: Looking good, brother.
WOMAN: Have a great show.

1234
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:29,201
(CHUCKLES) I grabbed
a couple of road lollies.

1235
00:55:34,582 --> 00:55:36,625
WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2.

1236
00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:38,627
(BEEPING)

1237
00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:41,380
TERRY: Mm.

1238
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:43,674
(SNIFFS)

1239
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:44,925
Mm-hmm. (GASPS)

1240
00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:54,185
Mm.

1241
00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:00,107
-(PIANO BLARES)
-Oh.

1242
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:04,486
Julia Child didn't succeed
till she was 49.

1243
00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:06,572
Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop.

1244
00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:08,657
PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks.
Thanks, man.

1245
00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:10,159
TERRY: There you are.

1246
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:12,912
22: No hard feelings, right? All right.

1247
00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:13,996
Just friends.

1248
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:15,289
Just friends goofing on each other.
All right.

1249
00:56:15,915 --> 00:56:17,291
22: Okay. Goodbye, Paul.

1250
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:19,126
Come to Terry.

1251
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:21,795
-(MAN GASPS)
-Gotcha!

1252
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:22,880
(MAN SCREAMS)

1253
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:24,423
Thought you could cheat the universe?

1254
00:56:24,507 --> 00:56:25,508
Well, you thought wrong.

1255
00:56:25,591 --> 00:56:27,885
I'm the accountant,
and I'm here to bring you in...

1256
00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:30,554
Oh, whoa...
You're not Joe Gardner.

1257
00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:31,722
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

1258
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:32,890
My mistake.

1259
00:56:32,973 --> 00:56:36,018
We'll just get you back into
your meat suit. (CHUCKLES)

1260
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:38,812
-(WHIMPERING)
-There you go.

1261
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,397
No harm, no foul.

1262
00:56:41,190 --> 00:56:43,359
Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella,

1263
00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:44,818
I'm thinking there's no reason

1264
00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,987
we can't keep this little
incident between us, eh?

1265
00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:49,657
Mistakes happen.
And, uh, it's not your time.

1266
00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,158
(CHUCKLING) Unless you keep eating

1267
00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,786
those processed foods,
am I right? (LAUGHS)

1268
00:56:53,869 --> 00:56:55,329
-(FOOTSTEPS)
-(TERRY GASPS)

1269
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:56,830
(PAUL WHIMPERING)

1270
00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:59,917
But seriously, stay away
from those processed foods.

1271
00:57:00,084 --> 00:57:01,377
(GASPS)

1272
00:57:04,672 --> 00:57:06,131
JOE: You know what,
you did all right back there.

1273
00:57:06,215 --> 00:57:07,466
How did you know how to deal with Paul?

1274
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:09,260
22: I didn't. I just let out the me.

1275
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:12,638
Hey, like you said about jazz.
I was jazzing.

1276
00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:14,849
JOE: First of all,
"jazzing" is not a word.

1277
00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:18,310
And second, music and life
operate by very different rules.

1278
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:19,603
It says take one.

1279
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,147
JOE: Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine.

1280
00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:23,649
"Man with a van."

1281
00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:25,401
I got a few in case we need a lot of vans.

1282
00:57:25,985 --> 00:57:27,486
Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan.

1283
00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:30,114
We go to The Half Note
and wait there for Moonwind.

1284
00:57:30,281 --> 00:57:31,615
It's around 4:00 p.m. now...

1285
00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:33,367
(LAUGHING)

1286
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,451
You know what?

1287
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:35,786
You are really getting good
at using those legs.

1288
00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:37,788
-Why don't you try runnin'?
-(RAILS CHIMING)

1289
00:57:37,872 --> 00:57:40,457
22: Hey! I made a song.
I'm jazzing.

1290
00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:42,710
JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing
and everything like that.

1291
00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,253
We need to get somewhere.
Now, I...

1292
00:57:44,336 --> 00:57:46,755
-22: (LAUGHING) That tickles.
-Uh, what are you doing?

1293
00:57:46,839 --> 00:57:48,966
(22 WHOOPING, LAUGHING)

1294
00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:50,926
(WIND WHISTLING)

1295
00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:55,389
(CHUCKLES) Whoops. I got it.

1296
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:58,475
(GRUNTS)

1297
00:57:58,726 --> 00:57:59,810
Would you hurry up?

1298
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:01,145
Okay.

1299
00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:02,813
-(PANTS RIP)
-(PEOPLE GASP)

1300
00:58:02,897 --> 00:58:04,899
You were right.
These pants are loosening.

1301
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:06,734
(GASPS) Oh, no, no, no.

1302
00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,068
Don't let people see your butt!

1303
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,279
-22: It's your butt.
-It doesn't matter whose butt...

1304
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:12,072
Take off the jacket.
Tie it around your waist.

1305
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,991
Quick! Cover the butt!

1306
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,492
(GASPS) What are we gonna do?

1307
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:17,369
I can't find a tailor this late...

1308
00:58:18,537 --> 00:58:20,122
Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's.

1309
00:58:20,206 --> 00:58:21,207
22: Okay.

1310
00:58:21,290 --> 00:58:22,374
No, no, no, you don't understand.

1311
00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:23,501
Mom doesn't know about this gig.

1312
00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:24,585
And she's not gonna like it.

1313
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:25,669
Okay.

1314
00:58:25,753 --> 00:58:26,795
We don't have any other choice.

1315
00:58:26,879 --> 00:58:27,880
Okay.

1316
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,548
She's the only one that can fix this.

1317
00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:31,217
-Okay.
-Stop saying "okay"!

1318
00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:33,385
We gotta catch the subway across town.
Come on.

1319
00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,513
Okay... Got it.

1320
00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:39,183
My mom doesn't know
anything about the gig,

1321
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,601
and I wanna keep it that way, okay?

1322
00:58:40,768 --> 00:58:42,144
Right, because she thinks
you're a failure.

1323
00:58:42,228 --> 00:58:43,521
-What?
-I didn't say that.

1324
00:58:43,604 --> 00:58:44,855
You did. Up here.

1325
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,358
Uh, look, my mom has her own
definition of what success is,

1326
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:49,777
and being a professional musician
isn't it.

1327
00:58:49,944 --> 00:58:54,949
So, let me see, I need the suit fixed
for a, uh, school band recital.

1328
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:58,577
(SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this,
but there's no reason she needs to know...

1329
00:58:58,744 --> 00:59:02,122
♪ We shall come around
To touch eyes again

1330
00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:04,834
♪ If love is the foundation

1331
00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,253
♪ If the purpose be
To recycle life

1332
00:59:07,336 --> 00:59:10,172
♪ I promise you
I'll bring us to one

1333
00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:12,591
♪ Bleeding heart in the end now

1334
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:15,928
♪ Though we're apart

1335
00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:18,013
I don't know.
All the times I've been

1336
00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:20,766
so close to getting to my dreams,

1337
00:59:20,850 --> 00:59:22,810
(SIGHS) something always gets in the way.

1338
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:24,019
You know what I mean?

1339
00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:29,650
♪ How true lovin' began

1340
00:59:30,359 --> 00:59:31,527
He's good.

1341
00:59:31,694 --> 00:59:35,447
And I've heard music before,
but I've never felt like this inside.

1342
00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:38,158
Of course, you love music now,
because you're me. Let's go.

1343
00:59:40,703 --> 00:59:41,829
♪ Now, love

1344
00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:42,997
Let's go.

1345
00:59:43,873 --> 00:59:46,125
♪ Love

1346
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:49,545
♪ Love, love

1347
00:59:49,712 --> 00:59:50,713
♪ Talkin' about love

1348
00:59:52,631 --> 00:59:55,009
♪ Love

1349
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,093
♪ Love ♪

1350
01:00:01,682 --> 01:00:03,100
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)

1351
01:00:03,184 --> 01:00:04,685
(EXCLAIMING)

1352
01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,020
Hey, take it easy, eh?

1353
01:00:06,187 --> 01:00:07,688
I'm sorry.

1354
01:00:08,063 --> 01:00:09,398
Don't worry about it.

1355
01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,066
It's the subway.
It does that to some people.

1356
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:12,776
-Does what?
-It wears you down.

1357
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,237
It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded.

1358
01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:18,657
Every day the same thing,
day in and day out.

1359
01:00:19,283 --> 01:00:21,493
But once I get on the stage tonight,

1360
01:00:21,577 --> 01:00:23,454
all my troubles are going to be fixed.

1361
01:00:23,621 --> 01:00:26,123
You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner.

1362
01:00:26,207 --> 01:00:27,833
(LOUD SLURPING)

1363
01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:30,252
Where'd you get that?

1364
01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:31,879
Under the seat.
Can you believe it?

1365
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:34,048
It's still half-full. (GASPS)

1366
01:00:35,633 --> 01:00:37,468
JOE: All right, remember,

1367
01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:40,596
I need the suit fixed for a band recital.
Got it?

1368
01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:43,557
(LAUGHTER)

1369
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:47,061
LULU: Joey! Oh, baby boy...
MELBA: Joey!

1370
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,230
-Oh, I'm so proud of you.
-...we heard the news.

1371
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:51,357
-(LIBBA CLEARS THROAT)
-(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

1372
01:00:51,607 --> 01:00:52,608
Oh, crap. She knows.

1373
01:00:52,775 --> 01:00:54,318
Your momma's in the back.

1374
01:00:54,485 --> 01:00:56,111
-You gotta go in there.
-No, I don't want to.

1375
01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:58,614
You have to.
We need the suit fixed.

1376
01:00:58,697 --> 01:00:59,990
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1377
01:01:00,950 --> 01:01:02,826
You forgetting something, Joey?

1378
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:04,036
-What?
-Kiss her.

1379
01:01:04,245 --> 01:01:06,372
I always kiss Melba when I see her.

1380
01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:10,125
Just do it.

1381
01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,756
No, no, no. Not on the lips.

1382
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,883
(GASPS) Joey!
What has gotten into you, boy?

1383
01:01:17,967 --> 01:01:19,009
(LAUGHING) Let him finish.

1384
01:01:19,093 --> 01:01:20,177
LULU: Cougar. I knew it.

1385
01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:23,264
I'll take another kiss
when you get back, Joey.

1386
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:25,850
(R&B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

1387
01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:30,813
So much for being done
chasing after gigs, huh?

1388
01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:34,567
I hope that cat isn't supposed to be
some kind of peace offering.

1389
01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:35,943
(WHISPERS) Come. Come on.

1390
01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,194
Just say you rescued it.

1391
01:01:37,278 --> 01:01:39,655
Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it.

1392
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:42,032
Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career.

1393
01:01:42,116 --> 01:01:43,200
Oh.

1394
01:01:43,284 --> 01:01:46,412
(SIGHS) Just ask her nicely
if she can fix my suit.

1395
01:01:46,579 --> 01:01:50,249
So, Mom, is there any way
you can fix this?

1396
01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:51,792
Whoa! I don't need to see that.

1397
01:01:51,959 --> 01:01:54,003
I know. Embarrassing, right?

1398
01:01:54,170 --> 01:01:55,671
So, you'll fix it?

1399
01:01:55,838 --> 01:01:56,964
LIBBA: No.
BOTH: What?

1400
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,341
How long are you going
to keep doing this, Joey?

1401
01:01:59,425 --> 01:02:01,635
You tell me you're going
to accept the full-time position...

1402
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:02,720
Here it comes.

1403
01:02:02,803 --> 01:02:04,096
LIBBA: ...and instead,
I hear you've taken another gig.

1404
01:02:04,180 --> 01:02:05,306
Tell her that this one is different.

1405
01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:06,390
This one's different!

1406
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:08,726
Does this gig have a pension?
Health insurance?

1407
01:02:09,101 --> 01:02:11,770
No? Then it's the same as the other ones.

1408
01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:13,856
It's like you can't even
be truthful with me anymore.

1409
01:02:14,023 --> 01:02:15,983
Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.

1410
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:19,028
My mom has never understood
what I'm trying to do with my life.

1411
01:02:19,111 --> 01:02:20,738
Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.

1412
01:02:20,821 --> 01:02:22,489
-(BOTH GASP)
-My mom has never understood

1413
01:02:22,573 --> 01:02:23,657
what I'm trying to do with my life.

1414
01:02:23,741 --> 01:02:25,659
-22!
-What did you just say?

1415
01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:27,995
Oof. Can I run away now,
like you usually do?

1416
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:33,459
No. Not this time.
Repeat after me.

1417
01:02:34,001 --> 01:02:36,378
Mom, I know we've had some rough times,

1418
01:02:36,837 --> 01:02:38,380
but you're right,

1419
01:02:38,881 --> 01:02:41,133
(IN JOE'S VOICE)
I can't be truthful with you.

1420
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:44,136
Because it seems like
no matter what I do, you disapprove.

1421
01:02:44,303 --> 01:02:46,347
Look, I know you love playing.

1422
01:02:46,514 --> 01:02:49,517
Then how come except for church,
you're the happiest when I don't?

1423
01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:52,895
I finally land the gig of my life
and you're upset.

1424
01:02:53,062 --> 01:02:55,856
You didn't see how tough
being a musician was on your father.

1425
01:02:56,023 --> 01:02:57,858
I don't want to see
you struggle like that.

1426
01:02:58,025 --> 01:03:00,110
So Dad could pursue his dreams,
and I can't?

1427
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:02,154
Your father had me.

1428
01:03:02,321 --> 01:03:05,157
Most times,
this shop is what paid the bills.

1429
01:03:05,324 --> 01:03:07,868
So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours?

1430
01:03:08,035 --> 01:03:09,495
Music is all I think about.

1431
01:03:09,662 --> 01:03:11,747
From the moment I wake up in the morning

1432
01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:13,874
to the moment I fall asleep at night.

1433
01:03:14,041 --> 01:03:16,293
You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey.

1434
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:17,837
Then I don't want to eat.

1435
01:03:18,003 --> 01:03:20,840
This isn't about my career, Mom.

1436
01:03:21,048 --> 01:03:23,175
(SIGHS) It's my reason for living.

1437
01:03:23,259 --> 01:03:25,094
And I know Dad felt the same way.

1438
01:03:26,011 --> 01:03:29,306
(SIGHS) I'm just afraid
that if I died today,

1439
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:32,893
that my life would've amounted to nothing.

1440
01:03:35,104 --> 01:03:36,313
Joey.

1441
01:03:43,529 --> 01:03:44,530
Oh.

1442
01:03:50,744 --> 01:03:53,706
LIBBA: Let's make this work instead.

1443
01:03:57,668 --> 01:03:59,170
That's my dad's suit.

1444
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,546
LIBBA: Lulu. Melba.

1445
01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:03,174
Bring your good scissors in here.
We got work to do.

1446
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,264
22: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
Wow. This feels really nice.

1447
01:04:10,431 --> 01:04:12,725
-You look marvelous.
-It fits perfectly.

1448
01:04:12,808 --> 01:04:13,809
MELBA: You see how I did that?

1449
01:04:13,893 --> 01:04:17,104
That is one fine wool suit,
if I do say so myself.

1450
01:04:17,271 --> 01:04:18,480
-Can I try on that?
-Of course you can.

1451
01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:20,608
-MELBA: Just handsome.
-(LIBBA CHUCKLING)

1452
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:23,360
Thank you, uh, Mom.

1453
01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:26,155
Ray would have been so proud of you, baby.

1454
01:04:26,697 --> 01:04:28,699
Like I've always been.

1455
01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:31,535
You heard me, right?

1456
01:04:31,619 --> 01:04:33,871
The suit is wool, not polyester.

1457
01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,207
So, don't go putting that cat
on your shoulders again.

1458
01:04:36,290 --> 01:04:37,291
BOTH: Yes, ma'am!

1459
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:38,667
MELBA: Oh,
there's a nice little taper there.

1460
01:04:38,834 --> 01:04:40,044
Thanks, Mom.

1461
01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:44,048
Oh, that was amazin'.

1462
01:04:44,131 --> 01:04:45,966
You know what that felt like?
It felt like jazz.

1463
01:04:46,133 --> 01:04:47,551
Yeah, you were jazzing.

1464
01:04:47,718 --> 01:04:49,470
JOE: Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing.

1465
01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:52,306
I'm telling you, Joe.

1466
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:53,933
You really should call Lisa again.

1467
01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:56,810
JOE: I don't really have time
for a relationship right now, 22.

1468
01:04:56,977 --> 01:04:58,354
Oh, busy right now?

1469
01:04:58,437 --> 01:04:59,772
Wanna wait till you die a second time?

1470
01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:01,106
-Cool, cool, cool.
-(JOE LAUGHS)

1471
01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:02,900
I can't believe
I'm getting romantic advice

1472
01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:04,068
from an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES)

1473
01:05:04,151 --> 01:05:05,778
22: I can think of worse.

1474
01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:07,154
JOE: There it is.

1475
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:13,035
(LAUGHS) We made it!
This is going to work.

1476
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,329
Whoa! I can't believe how good I look.

1477
01:05:15,496 --> 01:05:18,332
The suit, the cut.
Just look at me.

1478
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:19,875
(LAUGHS)

1479
01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:22,503
(SCATTING)

1480
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,129
(LAUGHS)

1481
01:05:24,213 --> 01:05:26,340
-Ooh, just turn a little bit right there.
-22: Like this?

1482
01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:28,509
-Angle the shoulders, and...
-22: Oh, hey, who's that?

1483
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:29,635
-And from this side.
-JOE: That's it.

1484
01:05:29,718 --> 01:05:30,761
22: What? Who's back here?

1485
01:05:30,845 --> 01:05:32,429
-Still me. Uh-huh.
-JOE: That's a winner.

1486
01:05:32,513 --> 01:05:34,723
-Right?
-(JOE LAUGHING)

1487
01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:37,726
This can't be happenin'.
Now, I'm not gonna believe this.

1488
01:05:37,893 --> 01:05:39,520
The Half Note.

1489
01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:41,564
(GIRL GIGGLING)

1490
01:05:43,691 --> 01:05:46,193
WOMAN: (LAUGHING)
He made you pay for dinner?

1491
01:05:46,277 --> 01:05:47,319
MAN: Yeah...

1492
01:05:47,403 --> 01:05:49,238
(LEAVES RUSTLING)

1493
01:05:56,203 --> 01:05:57,830
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1494
01:05:57,913 --> 01:05:59,999
(SERENE ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1495
01:06:08,924 --> 01:06:10,676
-JOE: So, you ready?
-Huh?

1496
01:06:10,759 --> 01:06:11,969
To go home.

1497
01:06:12,052 --> 01:06:14,471
I bet you're ready to get off
of this stinky rock, huh?

1498
01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:16,515
What do you think of Earth, anyway?

1499
01:06:19,518 --> 01:06:20,811
(SIGHS)

1500
01:06:20,895 --> 01:06:23,397
I always said it was dumb. But...

1501
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:26,025
I mean...

1502
01:06:26,525 --> 01:06:28,444
Just look at what I found.

1503
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:32,364
Your mom sewed your suit
from this cute spool.

1504
01:06:32,907 --> 01:06:35,451
When I was nervous, Dez gave me this.

1505
01:06:35,618 --> 01:06:38,829
A guy on the subway yelled at me.
It was scary.

1506
01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:42,333
But I kind of liked that, too.

1507
01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,293
(22 SIGHS)

1508
01:06:46,212 --> 01:06:47,671
Truth is, I've always worried

1509
01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:50,466
that maybe there's something
wrong with me. You know?

1510
01:06:51,383 --> 01:06:53,677
Maybe I'm not good enough for living.

1511
01:06:54,678 --> 01:07:00,935
But then you showed me
about purpose and passion,

1512
01:07:01,018 --> 01:07:03,187
and maybe sky-watching can be my spark.

1513
01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:05,356
Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.

1514
01:07:05,523 --> 01:07:07,233
Those really aren't purposes, 22.

1515
01:07:07,316 --> 01:07:08,609
That's just regular old living.

1516
01:07:08,776 --> 01:07:10,778
But, hey, when you get back
to the You Seminar,

1517
01:07:10,945 --> 01:07:12,321
you can give it an honest try.

1518
01:07:12,488 --> 01:07:15,074
No, but I've been at the You Seminar
for thousands of years

1519
01:07:15,241 --> 01:07:17,326
and I have never felt this close.

1520
01:07:17,493 --> 01:07:20,454
Joe! Who's ready to go home?

1521
01:07:20,621 --> 01:07:21,622
(GASPS) Moonwind.

1522
01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:22,748
The stars are almost in alignment.

1523
01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:23,832
JOE: All right.

1524
01:07:23,916 --> 01:07:25,125
I'll have you back
in your bodies in no time.

1525
01:07:25,501 --> 01:07:28,796
No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth.

1526
01:07:28,879 --> 01:07:30,923
This is my only chance to find my spark.

1527
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:34,635
22, you're only loving this stuff
because you're in my body.

1528
01:07:34,802 --> 01:07:38,097
You can find your own thing to love
when you get back to the You Seminar.

1529
01:07:38,264 --> 01:07:40,516
Now, come on,
I need my body back. Now!

1530
01:07:43,185 --> 01:07:44,186
No.

1531
01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:47,773
I'm in the chair.

1532
01:07:48,399 --> 01:07:49,817
(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

1533
01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:51,610
-22!
-22: Leave me alone!

1534
01:07:51,777 --> 01:07:53,821
I'm trying to find my purpose!

1535
01:07:53,988 --> 01:07:55,656
JOE: 22, you come back here!

1536
01:07:58,033 --> 01:07:59,368
22!

1537
01:08:06,876 --> 01:08:07,960
WOMAN: Mr. Mittens.

1538
01:08:08,043 --> 01:08:09,920
-(SNARLING)
-Oh.

1539
01:08:15,676 --> 01:08:17,052
TERRY: There they are.

1540
01:08:19,263 --> 01:08:21,807
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)

1541
01:08:23,684 --> 01:08:24,977
You come back here right now!

1542
01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,689
You stole my body!

1543
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,196
(MUSIC DISTORTS)

1544
01:08:44,079 --> 01:08:46,081
(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1545
01:08:55,549 --> 01:08:58,052
TERRY: It's your time to go, Joe Gardner.

1546
01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:02,640
(GASPS)

1547
01:09:04,934 --> 01:09:05,935
Oh, no, you don't.

1548
01:09:08,687 --> 01:09:09,688
Gotcha!

1549
01:09:11,357 --> 01:09:12,900
No, no, no.

1550
01:09:18,906 --> 01:09:20,199
(PANTS)

1551
01:09:20,574 --> 01:09:22,076
(GRUNTS)

1552
01:09:22,785 --> 01:09:25,162
No, no!

1553
01:09:26,705 --> 01:09:28,749
I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams!

1554
01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:30,668
And I was about to find my spark!

1555
01:09:30,835 --> 01:09:32,169
JOE: Find your spark?
My life was finally going to change!

1556
01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:33,587
22: You promised, but you wouldn't
even give me five minutes!

1557
01:09:33,754 --> 01:09:34,880
JOE: I lost everything because of you!

1558
01:09:34,964 --> 01:09:35,965
Joe!

1559
01:09:37,216 --> 01:09:38,801
You cheated.

1560
01:09:44,223 --> 01:09:45,558
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-TERRY: Found him.

1561
01:09:45,724 --> 01:09:46,976
-Joe Gardner.
-You're back!

1562
01:09:47,059 --> 01:09:48,102
Terry, you found them.

1563
01:09:48,185 --> 01:09:49,186
TERRY: No need to thank me.

1564
01:09:49,353 --> 01:09:51,856
It's so nice to have
everything back in order, and...

1565
01:09:52,731 --> 01:09:54,942
22 got her pass?

1566
01:09:57,236 --> 01:09:58,821
-Oh, my goodness.
-22! You got an Earth Pass!

1567
01:09:58,904 --> 01:10:00,364
-This is amazing!
-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

1568
01:10:00,531 --> 01:10:01,824
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
I knew you could do it.

1569
01:10:01,907 --> 01:10:02,950
COUNSELOR JERRY B:
This is cray cray.

1570
01:10:03,117 --> 01:10:05,870
But what...
What filled in the last box?

1571
01:10:06,036 --> 01:10:08,414
I'll tell you what filled it in. I did!

1572
01:10:08,581 --> 01:10:10,332
It was my spark that changed that badge.

1573
01:10:10,499 --> 01:10:14,003
She only got that because
she was living my life in my body.

1574
01:10:14,170 --> 01:10:16,380
-I was...
-TERRY: Come on, Mr. Gardner.

1575
01:10:16,797 --> 01:10:17,798
(SNAPS FINGERS)

1576
01:10:17,882 --> 01:10:19,133
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Joe, it's time for you

1577
01:10:19,216 --> 01:10:20,968
to accompany 22 to the Earth portal.

1578
01:10:21,135 --> 01:10:22,636
Give you a chance to say goodbye.

1579
01:10:22,803 --> 01:10:24,430
Of course.
It's standard procedure.

1580
01:10:24,597 --> 01:10:27,349
Just hold on a minute.
I get to set the count right.

1581
01:10:27,516 --> 01:10:30,102
Terry, you have done a super job.

1582
01:10:30,186 --> 01:10:31,228
We'll take it from here.

1583
01:10:31,312 --> 01:10:32,313
You're amazing.

1584
01:10:33,189 --> 01:10:34,356
Well, thank you.

1585
01:10:35,357 --> 01:10:37,026
Terrytime.

1586
01:10:37,526 --> 01:10:39,361
COUNSELOR JERRY B:
Go ahead, you two.

1587
01:10:49,413 --> 01:10:50,414
You don't know.

1588
01:10:51,957 --> 01:10:54,126
You can't be sure why my pass changed.

1589
01:10:54,502 --> 01:10:56,295
(SIGHS) Come on, 22.
Think about it.

1590
01:10:56,462 --> 01:10:59,340
You hated music until you were in my body.

1591
01:10:59,507 --> 01:11:03,010
You hated everything until you were me.

1592
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:05,804
(JOE SCOFFS)

1593
01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:07,515
I hope you enjoy it.

1594
01:11:24,573 --> 01:11:25,658
JOE: Uh...

1595
01:11:27,910 --> 01:11:30,120
I have to ask,
how the Dickens did you do it?

1596
01:11:30,287 --> 01:11:31,789
Get that Earth Pass to change?

1597
01:11:31,872 --> 01:11:34,500
Oh. You know what, I...
I just let her walk

1598
01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:36,252
a mile in my shoes, you could say.

1599
01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:37,711
Well, it worked.

1600
01:11:38,337 --> 01:11:39,421
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

1601
01:11:39,588 --> 01:11:42,341
Well, you should probably
get going to the Great Beyond.

1602
01:11:42,508 --> 01:11:45,177
Hey, um, we never found out
what 22's purpose was.

1603
01:11:45,719 --> 01:11:47,805
-Excuse me?
-You know, her, uh, spark.

1604
01:11:47,972 --> 01:11:51,642
Her purpose. Was it music?
Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES)

1605
01:11:51,809 --> 01:11:54,144
We don't assign purposes.
Where did you get that idea?

1606
01:11:54,854 --> 01:11:55,855
Because I have piano.

1607
01:11:55,938 --> 01:11:57,982
It's what I was born to do.
That's my spark.

1608
01:11:58,148 --> 01:12:00,401
A spark isn't a soul's purpose.

1609
01:12:01,068 --> 01:12:03,112
Oh, you mentors and your passions.

1610
01:12:03,279 --> 01:12:07,700
Your purposes. Your meanings of life.
(SIGHS) So basic.

1611
01:12:07,783 --> 01:12:09,910
-(CHUCKLES)
-No, no, it...

1612
01:12:13,706 --> 01:12:14,915
NEW SOUL: Wow.

1613
01:12:14,999 --> 01:12:18,169
It is music.
My spark is music. I...

1614
01:12:18,878 --> 01:12:20,296
I know it is.

1615
01:12:26,260 --> 01:12:27,261
22: I'm no good.

1616
01:12:28,095 --> 01:12:29,805
I got no purpose.

1617
01:12:31,015 --> 01:12:32,349
No purpose.

1618
01:12:33,058 --> 01:12:35,060
No purpose.

1619
01:12:36,478 --> 01:12:38,480
(SOFT CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1620
01:13:03,923 --> 01:13:06,091
-(PANTING)
-Mr. G?

1621
01:13:06,175 --> 01:13:07,760
Curley, I made it.
I'm ready to go.

1622
01:13:07,927 --> 01:13:09,094
You're too late, man.

1623
01:13:09,261 --> 01:13:10,304
Let me talk to Dorothea.

1624
01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:12,598
No, no, no, man.
She don't play that.

1625
01:13:12,806 --> 01:13:16,060
These rappers act like...
Who let this lunatic in here?

1626
01:13:16,227 --> 01:13:18,145
Listen, you gotta give me another chance.

1627
01:13:18,354 --> 01:13:21,357
This is my band.
I decide who plays.

1628
01:13:21,524 --> 01:13:23,234
And if you don't go with me,

1629
01:13:23,317 --> 01:13:25,694
you'll be making the biggest
mistake of your career.

1630
01:13:26,278 --> 01:13:28,781
Oh, yeah? Why's that?

1631
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:32,243
My only purpose on this planet is to play.

1632
01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:35,663
It's what I was meant to do.
And nothing's gonna stop me.

1633
01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:42,628
Well, aren't you an arrogant one?

1634
01:13:42,795 --> 01:13:45,714
I guess you really are a jazz player.

1635
01:13:45,881 --> 01:13:48,926
Tell Robert he's out. For now.

1636
01:13:50,094 --> 01:13:51,387
Nice suit.

1637
01:14:01,272 --> 01:14:05,109
Get ready, Joe Gardner,
your life is about to start.

1638
01:14:05,693 --> 01:14:08,112
(PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)

1639
01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:42,479
(PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC)

1640
01:14:48,485 --> 01:14:50,487
(PLAYING UPBEAT TRILLING NOTES)

1641
01:14:55,910 --> 01:14:57,912
(PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)

1642
01:15:11,342 --> 01:15:13,219
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

1643
01:15:22,186 --> 01:15:24,313
Welcome to the quartet, Teach.

1644
01:15:27,107 --> 01:15:28,567
(WHOOPING)

1645
01:15:28,651 --> 01:15:30,528
LIBBA: That's my Joey!

1646
01:15:30,611 --> 01:15:32,446
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1647
01:15:35,533 --> 01:15:37,326
-What a show!
-That last solo was brilliant.

1648
01:15:37,493 --> 01:15:38,494
That was amazing!

1649
01:15:38,661 --> 01:15:39,995
I'm not gonna cover
that bridge for you again.

1650
01:15:40,162 --> 01:15:41,747
-Whoo! Later, Mr. G.
-Congratulations.

1651
01:15:41,914 --> 01:15:43,624
MELBA: You did great. We love you.

1652
01:15:43,707 --> 01:15:44,708
I'm so proud of you, Joey.

1653
01:15:44,834 --> 01:15:47,211
Gotta get to bed. We old.

1654
01:15:47,294 --> 01:15:48,712
(JOE CHUCKLES)

1655
01:15:49,713 --> 01:15:52,341
You play 100 shows,
and one of them is killer.

1656
01:15:52,508 --> 01:15:54,385
You don't get many like tonight.

1657
01:15:54,552 --> 01:15:55,845
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

1658
01:15:56,887 --> 01:15:59,223
So, uh, (CHUCKLES) what happens next?

1659
01:15:59,390 --> 01:16:02,643
We come back tomorrow night
and do it all again.

1660
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:06,438
What's wrong, Teach?

1661
01:16:07,523 --> 01:16:12,820
It's just I've been waiting
on this day for my entire life.

1662
01:16:15,406 --> 01:16:17,283
I thought I'd feel different.

1663
01:16:20,202 --> 01:16:22,580
I heard this story about a fish.

1664
01:16:23,289 --> 01:16:25,541
He swims up to this older fish and says,

1665
01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:28,502
"I'm trying to find this thing
they call the ocean."

1666
01:16:28,669 --> 01:16:30,754
"The ocean?" says the older fish.

1667
01:16:30,838 --> 01:16:32,298
"That's what you're in right now."

1668
01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:35,676
"This?" says the young fish.
"This is water.

1669
01:16:35,843 --> 01:16:38,762
"What I want is the ocean."

1670
01:16:41,682 --> 01:16:43,392
See you tomorrow.

1671
01:16:46,896 --> 01:16:48,731
(CAB DRIVING AWAY)

1672
01:16:56,322 --> 01:16:58,240
-Hey, man.
-Sorry.

1673
01:17:15,090 --> 01:17:17,510
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

1674
01:17:41,951 --> 01:17:43,035
(SIGHS)

1675
01:17:44,453 --> 01:17:45,579
(PLAYS NOTE)

1676
01:18:29,456 --> 01:18:31,458
(PLAYING SOFT CHORDS)

1677
01:18:43,012 --> 01:18:44,805
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1678
01:19:25,179 --> 01:19:26,972
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)

1679
01:19:40,694 --> 01:19:42,530
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1680
01:19:48,410 --> 01:19:50,412
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)

1681
01:19:55,459 --> 01:19:57,336
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1682
01:20:29,159 --> 01:20:31,078
22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark.

1683
01:20:31,161 --> 01:20:33,497
Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.

1684
01:20:33,664 --> 01:20:35,416
JOE: Those really aren't purposes, 22.

1685
01:20:35,499 --> 01:20:37,251
That's just regular old living.

1686
01:20:38,169 --> 01:20:39,420
(STOPS PLAYING)

1687
01:20:58,189 --> 01:21:00,191
(PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)

1688
01:21:23,964 --> 01:21:25,508
MOONWIND: Joe?
JOE: Huh?

1689
01:21:26,342 --> 01:21:27,426
MOONWIND: Joe!

1690
01:21:27,593 --> 01:21:30,054
Good heavens, man.
What are you doing in the zone?

1691
01:21:30,221 --> 01:21:33,682
Moonwind. I messed up.
I need to find 22.

1692
01:21:33,849 --> 01:21:37,144
I'm afraid she's become a lost soul.

1693
01:21:37,311 --> 01:21:38,854
-What?
-I'll explain on the way.

1694
01:21:41,815 --> 01:21:43,317
When neither of you returned
to The Half Note,

1695
01:21:43,484 --> 01:21:44,944
I suspected something had gone wrong.

1696
01:21:45,110 --> 01:21:49,073
I came back here,
and that's when I spotted her.

1697
01:21:49,156 --> 01:21:50,366
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1698
01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:55,621
Lost souls are obsessed by something
that disconnects them from life.

1699
01:21:55,788 --> 01:21:59,041
And now that 22 has technically lived,
she's become one of them.

1700
01:21:59,208 --> 01:22:00,668
-There!
-Good show.

1701
01:22:00,751 --> 01:22:02,795
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1702
01:22:07,591 --> 01:22:08,592
22!

1703
01:22:09,885 --> 01:22:10,970
(SNARLS)

1704
01:22:11,637 --> 01:22:13,430
-Ready the net.
-I'm on it.

1705
01:22:25,734 --> 01:22:26,861
MOONWIND: She's got us!

1706
01:22:26,944 --> 01:22:28,070
(RUMBLING)

1707
01:22:30,281 --> 01:22:31,282
JOE: Moonwind!

1708
01:22:31,365 --> 01:22:32,992
MOONWIND: A captain always
goes down with the ship.

1709
01:22:33,158 --> 01:22:34,326
It has been a...

1710
01:22:39,164 --> 01:22:40,165
(SNARLS)

1711
01:22:40,249 --> 01:22:41,250
22!

1712
01:22:42,710 --> 01:22:44,837
Come back, 22. It's me, Joe.

1713
01:22:47,131 --> 01:22:48,340
Easy, 22, easy.

1714
01:22:48,507 --> 01:22:51,635
I just came back to give you this.

1715
01:22:51,719 --> 01:22:53,304
(SNARLING)

1716
01:22:54,013 --> 01:22:55,014
Easy.

1717
01:22:56,682 --> 01:22:58,684
22, listen. Come back!

1718
01:23:02,313 --> 01:23:04,982
And for correcting
our absent-minded mistakes

1719
01:23:05,065 --> 01:23:06,150
and setting the count right,

1720
01:23:06,317 --> 01:23:10,446
we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy.
As you requested.

1721
01:23:11,906 --> 01:23:15,284
I am happy to accept this
very special award I requested,

1722
01:23:15,451 --> 01:23:18,078
but that I absolutely deserve.

1723
01:23:18,329 --> 01:23:20,581
-(22 SNARLING)
-(ALL EXCLAIM)

1724
01:23:21,123 --> 01:23:22,166
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Joe Gardner?

1725
01:23:22,249 --> 01:23:23,250
And I'll just take that back.

1726
01:23:23,417 --> 01:23:24,418
Hey.

1727
01:23:26,045 --> 01:23:29,340
Oi, noob!
You're not where you belong.

1728
01:23:30,257 --> 01:23:32,426
-(22 HISSING)
-(TERRY YELPING)

1729
01:23:32,510 --> 01:23:34,053
(NEW SOULS EXCLAIM)

1730
01:23:34,136 --> 01:23:35,763
COUNSELOR JERRY:
Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

1731
01:23:35,846 --> 01:23:37,640
22, stop.
I have something to tell you.

1732
01:23:39,517 --> 01:23:42,144
(GRUNTING) Stop that. No.

1733
01:23:42,228 --> 01:23:44,063
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING)

1734
01:23:44,772 --> 01:23:46,148
22!

1735
01:23:47,149 --> 01:23:48,526
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Whoa, watch out!

1736
01:23:48,692 --> 01:23:49,860
COUNSELOR JERRY D: Take it easy.

1737
01:23:49,944 --> 01:23:50,986
-There, there.
-There's no need to be afraid.

1738
01:23:51,195 --> 01:23:53,322
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Don't worry. Calm down.

1739
01:23:53,489 --> 01:23:55,407
You have to stop running. Please.

1740
01:23:55,574 --> 01:23:56,909
JOE: 22, stop.

1741
01:23:57,159 --> 01:23:58,410
22, I was wrong.

1742
01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:03,415
Please, will you listen?
You are ready to live, 22.

1743
01:24:05,876 --> 01:24:06,877
(22 ROARS)

1744
01:24:08,462 --> 01:24:10,881
-(WIND WHISTLING)
-(22 CRYING)

1745
01:24:16,428 --> 01:24:18,389
I'm not good enough. Nope. No.

1746
01:24:18,639 --> 01:24:19,974
Nothing. I just need to
fill out that last box.

1747
01:24:20,057 --> 01:24:21,058
JOE: 22!

1748
01:24:22,142 --> 01:24:23,269
(IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest.

1749
01:24:23,352 --> 01:24:24,770
All you make are bad decisions.

1750
01:24:24,937 --> 01:24:26,856
You are unwise and you won't
make it in the world.

1751
01:24:26,939 --> 01:24:27,982
You're so selfish.

1752
01:24:28,065 --> 01:24:29,108
No one would ever want to be around you.

1753
01:24:29,191 --> 01:24:30,317
Loser.

1754
01:24:30,484 --> 01:24:32,653
Oh, the world needs remarkable people

1755
01:24:32,820 --> 01:24:35,739
and you are the least
remarkable soul I've ever met.

1756
01:24:36,031 --> 01:24:37,867
You'll never find your spark.

1757
01:24:38,033 --> 01:24:39,034
Imbecile.

1758
01:24:39,201 --> 01:24:40,744
-I cannot help you.
-(VOICES OVERLAPPING)

1759
01:24:40,828 --> 01:24:41,871
22!

1760
01:24:42,037 --> 01:24:43,622
22: I just need to fill out that last box.

1761
01:24:43,789 --> 01:24:44,915
I'm not good enough at all.

1762
01:24:45,207 --> 01:24:46,959
You will never find your spark.

1763
01:24:47,042 --> 01:24:48,419
There's no point.

1764
01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:51,046
(IN 22'S VOICE) Those aren't purposes,
you idiot.

1765
01:24:51,130 --> 01:24:52,715
That's just regular old living.

1766
01:24:52,882 --> 01:24:54,341
This is a waste of time.

1767
01:24:54,508 --> 01:24:56,927
You only got that badge
because you were in my body.

1768
01:24:57,094 --> 01:24:58,929
That's why you ruin everything.

1769
01:24:59,096 --> 01:25:01,765
Because you have no purpose.

1770
01:25:01,849 --> 01:25:03,058
(JOE SHOUTS)

1771
01:25:05,186 --> 01:25:06,478
(JOE GRUNTING)

1772
01:25:07,271 --> 01:25:09,523
(GASPS) No, no, no.

1773
01:25:12,902 --> 01:25:13,986
(GASPS)

1774
01:25:18,949 --> 01:25:20,409
(IN JOE'S VOICE)
There's no point.

1775
01:25:20,576 --> 01:25:22,286
(IN 22'S VOICE)
You'll never find your spark.

1776
01:25:22,995 --> 01:25:26,582
(ECHOING)
Because you have no purpose!

1777
01:25:33,923 --> 01:25:36,342
-(MUFFLED OVERLAPPING VOICES)
-I'm not good. Nope.

1778
01:25:36,550 --> 01:25:39,762
Nothing. I just need to fill
out that last box. I give up.

1779
01:25:51,398 --> 01:25:52,441
JOE: (AS MR. MITTENS) You ready?

1780
01:25:52,525 --> 01:25:53,526
Huh?

1781
01:25:54,026 --> 01:25:55,319
To come live.

1782
01:25:57,863 --> 01:25:59,114
I'm scared, Joe.

1783
01:26:00,366 --> 01:26:01,659
I'm not good enough.

1784
01:26:02,743 --> 01:26:05,412
Anyway, I never got my spark.

1785
01:26:05,788 --> 01:26:07,081
Yes, you did.

1786
01:26:13,629 --> 01:26:16,090
JOE: Your spark isn't your purpose.

1787
01:26:16,257 --> 01:26:19,927
That last box fills in
when you're ready to come live.

1788
01:26:21,679 --> 01:26:22,888
And, the thing is

1789
01:26:23,973 --> 01:26:26,350
you're pretty great at jazzing.

1790
01:26:28,102 --> 01:26:30,104
(SOFT ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1791
01:26:55,963 --> 01:26:56,964
But, Joe,

1792
01:26:57,673 --> 01:26:59,049
this means you won't get to...

1793
01:26:59,216 --> 01:27:02,094
It's okay. I already did.

1794
01:27:02,261 --> 01:27:04,013
Now it's your turn.

1795
01:27:06,515 --> 01:27:07,600
(GRUNTS)

1796
01:27:08,184 --> 01:27:09,268
(WHIMPERS)

1797
01:27:10,269 --> 01:27:11,395
I'll go with you.

1798
01:27:11,896 --> 01:27:13,272
You know you can't do that.

1799
01:27:13,772 --> 01:27:16,692
I know.
But I'll go as far as I can.

1800
01:27:28,495 --> 01:27:30,497
(SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

1801
01:27:31,498 --> 01:27:33,501
Hey! Take a look!

1802
01:27:37,588 --> 01:27:38,714
(GASPS)

1803
01:27:42,176 --> 01:27:43,427
Wow!

1804
01:27:44,303 --> 01:27:46,889
(GIGGLES, WHOOPS)

1805
01:27:49,767 --> 01:27:51,810
(LAUGHING)

1806
01:27:51,894 --> 01:27:54,563
(WHOOPING)

1807
01:28:00,361 --> 01:28:02,238
(EARTH PASS BEEPING SOFTLY)

1808
01:28:11,830 --> 01:28:13,332
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1809
01:28:31,350 --> 01:28:32,768
(MUSIC FADES)

1810
01:28:56,083 --> 01:28:57,334
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Mr. Gardner?

1811
01:28:58,878 --> 01:28:59,879
JOE: Yes?

1812
01:28:59,962 --> 01:29:01,172
Do you have a moment?

1813
01:29:02,339 --> 01:29:05,843
I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys
when I say thank you.

1814
01:29:06,260 --> 01:29:07,261
For what?

1815
01:29:07,428 --> 01:29:09,221
We're in the business of inspiration, Joe,

1816
01:29:09,305 --> 01:29:12,016
but it's not often
we find ourselves inspired.

1817
01:29:12,474 --> 01:29:13,976
Huh. Really?

1818
01:29:14,143 --> 01:29:17,688
So, we all decided to give you
another chance.

1819
01:29:21,150 --> 01:29:22,318
(COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES)

1820
01:29:22,401 --> 01:29:25,321
Hopefully, you will watch
where you walk from now on.

1821
01:29:26,030 --> 01:29:27,990
But what about Terry?

1822
01:29:28,157 --> 01:29:29,658
We worked it out with Terry.

1823
01:29:29,742 --> 01:29:31,368
(CLICKING)

1824
01:29:32,411 --> 01:29:33,579
Mm. That's weird.

1825
01:29:33,662 --> 01:29:34,788
Hey, Terry, what's that over there?

1826
01:29:34,872 --> 01:29:35,915
Look immediately.

1827
01:29:35,998 --> 01:29:36,999
What? What are you talking about?

1828
01:29:37,082 --> 01:29:39,043
-Oh, nothing. You were saying?
-Hmm?

1829
01:29:39,210 --> 01:29:40,961
Were you even talking?
I can't remember.

1830
01:29:41,128 --> 01:29:42,254
Never mind.

1831
01:29:43,839 --> 01:29:44,840
Well?

1832
01:29:51,347 --> 01:29:52,556
Thanks.

1833
01:29:52,681 --> 01:29:54,808
So what do you think you'll do?

1834
01:29:55,017 --> 01:29:56,560
How are you gonna spend your life?

1835
01:29:57,186 --> 01:29:58,771
I'm not sure.

1836
01:30:02,024 --> 01:30:03,567
JOE: But I do know...

1837
01:30:07,905 --> 01:30:10,699
I'm going to live every minute of it.

1838
01:30:10,783 --> 01:30:13,619
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1839
01:30:29,176 --> 01:30:31,595
(MELODIOUS TRILLING PIANO NOTES PLAYING)

1840
01:30:40,104 --> 01:30:41,939
(SONG PLAYING)

1841
01:38:58,352 --> 01:38:59,603
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)

1842
01:38:59,687 --> 01:39:01,272
(RAPPING)
♪ Rappin Ced is the name

1843
01:39:01,355 --> 01:39:03,274
♪ And you should get it right

1844
01:39:03,357 --> 01:39:06,944
♪ Blowin' up on the scene like Dynomite

1845
01:39:07,069 --> 01:39:10,865
♪ Joey G on the keys
KP and Tommy with me

1846
01:39:10,948 --> 01:39:12,491
♪ How much you wanna bet?

1847
01:39:12,575 --> 01:39:14,326
♪ We can take the whole city

1848
01:39:14,410 --> 01:39:16,245
♪ You see us stylin' from the island

1849
01:39:16,328 --> 01:39:17,872
♪ All the way to BK

1850
01:39:17,955 --> 01:39:21,500
♪ Boogie down made the sound
But we took it away

1851
01:39:21,584 --> 01:39:25,254
♪ I go to Harlem it's no problems
If you know what I mean

1852
01:39:25,337 --> 01:39:29,133
♪ Now everybody bow down to
The Kings of Queens ♪

1853
01:39:29,216 --> 01:39:30,551
(GRUNTING)

1854
01:40:29,068 --> 01:40:31,028
Hey! Movie's over.

1855
01:40:31,195 --> 01:40:32,571
Go home!