1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:02,901 Take your show on the road, 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:05,604 'cause there's a new show in town, 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:07,339 starring me, sheriff. 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,074 [ laughs ] 5 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,676 what? Dispatch: Yo, sheriff! 6 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,845 We got an 8-21, robbery. 7 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,813 Dispatch, go stop that robbery. 8 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,181 I'm playing sheriff. 9 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,183 Yo, how about stop playin' sheriff 10 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,218 and be sheriff? 11 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,686 I'm not your damn deputy. 12 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,955 Oh. A deputy'd be nice. 13 00:00:22,957 --> 00:00:25,524 But it's just so hard to find a good man. 14 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,459 -Goodman! -Huh? 15 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,494 Get back up there 16 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:30,596 and sell these baby bottle battleaxes! 17 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,364 No! I quit! 18 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,866 -[ laughs, grunts ] -huh. 19 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,235 Oh... 20 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,570 ♪ ride around town ♪ 21 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,206 ♪ stealin' and killin' is how I get down ♪ 22 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,642 ♪ what? Well, you better be aware, son ♪ 23 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,712 ♪ 'cause momma named me sheriff ♪ 24 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,080 ♪ momma ♪ 25 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,448 ♪ now you got it ♪ 26 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,849 ♪ momma ♪ 27 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,151 ♪ and don't forget it ♪ 28 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:54,086 ♪ oh, no, I better go ♪ 29 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:57,089 ♪ m-o-m-m-a ♪ 30 00:00:57,091 --> 00:01:01,026 ♪ momma named me sheriff, momma named me sheriff ♪ 31 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,394 ♪ 32 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,730 get the hell off of me, you evil puppy! 33 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:08,100 Stop, dad! Look, mrs. Pickles, dad's a deputy now! 34 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,602 All right. Settle down, everybody. 35 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:13,872 Now, give it up for the mayor with the flair! 36 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:14,973 The one and only, 37 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,942 the bread to old town's bologna -- 38 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,444 enough already! 39 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:21,413 First order of business, dumb face mountain. 40 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,449 We're sick of looking at its dumb face. 41 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,084 -Boo! -I don't like that mountain! 42 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:26,885 Pick it up and move it to another state! 43 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,921 -Yeah! -Or put a big rug over it! 44 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,322 All: Yeah! 45 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,891 Uh, uh, deputy goodman here. 46 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,660 We can't disturb that mountain. 47 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,061 It's -- sheriff: Goodman. 48 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,996 What, are you crazy? What? 49 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,665 Get your hat back on. 50 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:42,668 Nobody'll take you seriously without it. 51 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,503 What? Uh... 52 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:47,673 Anyway, that mountain is an expression 53 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:48,874 of nature's beauty. 54 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,742 It should be preserved. 55 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,544 -Boo! -Hey, what do you know?! 56 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,513 -Ohh! -Told ya. 57 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,950 Nothing like raw deer meat in the morning! 58 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,618 Pancakes! Mm! Table! 59 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,753 [ munching ] spear gun! 60 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,455 [ laughs ] hey! 61 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,624 Sheriff, floyd ate our speargun! 62 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,093 They should've had floyd eat that mountain. 63 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,995 He'll eat anything. [ laughter ] 64 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,897 aw, how we gonna catch lunch? 65 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,732 Gloria, may I have some pie? 66 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,001 Right away, deputy. 67 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,336 You see that? 68 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,271 Your hat instills a level of authority. 69 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,373 People take you more seriously when you wear it. 70 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,308 Sheriff, the hat doesn't matter. 71 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,811 -Hmph. -All right, here's your pie -- 72 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,179 -oh! -Oh, my goodness. 73 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:30,015 Oops. Sorry. That was our last slice. 74 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,216 Aw. See? 75 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:32,484 She dropped the pie on purpose, 76 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,419 'cause she saw you without your hat. 77 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,788 Don't be ridiculous. It was clearly an accident. 78 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,158 Nope, it was the hat, all right. Now, put your hat on. 79 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,492 Sheriff, the hat doesn't matter. 80 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,227 Put your hat on. I don't need the hat. 81 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:43,295 Yes, you do. Don't! 82 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,630 Do! Don't! 83 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,865 Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Do! Do! Do! Do! 84 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,500 Ah! Enough! Sheriff! 85 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,003 I bet we could go all day without hats 86 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,471 and it wouldn't even matter. 87 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:56,275 And, hey, if I'm wrong, why, I'll eat my hat. 88 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:57,476 -Oh! -Good idea! 89 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,678 [ munching ] -ah! Hey! No! 90 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,513 Floyd! Come on, spit it out, dude! 91 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,948 Dispatch: Yo, sheriff? Huh? 92 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,917 We got a 4-7-2, vandalism. 93 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,218 Aw, goodman? Huh? 94 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,519 Now, nobody's gonna take us seriously. 95 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,722 -Uhh. -I want more of those hats. 96 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:11,857 [ laughs ] 97 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,059 [ boys laughing ] uh, boys? 98 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,328 Come down from there! Yeah, you could fall! 99 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,397 Go vandalize something lower to the ground. 100 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,932 No! [ laughs ] no! [ laughs ] 101 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:21,400 see, goodman? Ugh. 102 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,903 Products for sale! I got this oven mitt, just $2. 103 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,305 Linda, that's a cat. 104 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,173 And you shouldn't sell it, it's dead. 105 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:31,043 Definitely illegal to sell cats without a permit. 106 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,110 Hey, give me that back! 107 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,812 Ow! Ow! Oh! 108 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:34,980 -Help! -Huh? 109 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,281 I'm stuck in a tree! 110 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,183 Here, jump off with this cat! 111 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:40,085 They always land on their feet! 112 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:41,587 Ohh! 113 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:42,621 Oh! Aah! 114 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,956 [ boys grunt ] 115 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:45,591 -aah! -Oh, my... 116 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,359 Sheriff: Oh, boy. 117 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,228 This is all your fault, goodman. What the --? 118 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,662 -Sheriff? -Huh? 119 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,497 How am I supposed to flatten dumb face mountain 120 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,233 with a tower blocking the road? 121 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,901 Get this town in order. 122 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,469 Huh. Order... 123 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,204 Dispatch? -Yo, yo, yo? 124 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,906 Order some hats. 125 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,774 Dispatch: Uh, could you be more specific? 126 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,010 Dispatch, nobody's taking us seriously 127 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,211 as officers of the law, 128 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:08,080 'cause we don't have hat anymore, 129 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:09,815 so order some. What? 130 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,350 How many hats is "some"? 131 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,751 It's just me and goodman, 132 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:16,154 so it's somewhere between one and all the hats. 133 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,389 Figure it out. 134 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:20,058 Uh, one delivery of hats. 135 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,960 All 50 million of 'em. 136 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,595 What?! That's all we had. 137 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,031 Dispatch: I'm sayin', yo, sheriff my little bitch. 138 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,432 He don't do what I say, 139 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,734 dispatch'll smack him upside 140 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,369 his big, ugly, goofy-ass, lopsided -- 141 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,903 hey! What up, sheriff? 142 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,305 Is this supposed to be funny? 143 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:36,041 You said, in between one and all the hats. 144 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,709 Y'all see that? Played them fools! 145 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,444 Herman, who are you talking to? 146 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,680 Oh, I'm on chitchat live right now. 147 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,682 Can't disappoint my millions of fans. 148 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,684 What up, all of america? Yo, yo, yo, yo! 149 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,653 Herman, return all those hats. 150 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,321 I can't. Floyd's been out back 151 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:51,423 eating 'em for like awhile, yo. 152 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,457 Floyd?! Floyd?! 153 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,825 [ munching ] more hats! 154 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,861 Stop eating all our hats! Whoa, he's huge. 155 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:56,928 Yummy. 156 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,263 ♪ 157 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:00,198 great, what now? 158 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,000 I'm here to help get this situation 159 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,869 with the hats under control. 160 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,470 Lift him up, boys! 161 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,639 Floyd: Whoa! Hey! Put me down! I want more hats! 162 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,808 Hey, what are you doing with my boy floyd? 163 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,876 You two come with me. 164 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,879 Ah! You've really done it now, goodman. 165 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,514 What? Oh. 166 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:16,715 Ahh! 167 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:20,519 These are the men responsible, mr. President. 168 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,321 The president. Cool. 169 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,922 What's up? Uh, what is going on? 170 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:27,259 Earlier today, our transmissions monitoring team 171 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:28,827 forwarded us this recording. 172 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,929 Sheriff: Dispatch, nobody's taking us seriously 173 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,230 as officers of the law, 174 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,832 'cause we don't have hat anymore. 175 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,101 See? That guy knows about the hats, too. 176 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,669 That was you, sheriff. Oh. 177 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,438 Well, see, I know what I'm talking about, then. 178 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,374 Ugh. This is just some dumb theory sheriff has. 179 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:45,110 Then, sheriff, you're gonna get what you deserve. 180 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,244 I am? 181 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,679 A thank you. 182 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,914 What? 183 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,982 If word got out about law officers and their hats, 184 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,517 citizens might steal them 185 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,354 to render them un-taken-seriously-able. 186 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,522 It would be total anarchy. 187 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,158 Ugh. You're the highest level of law enforcement 188 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,893 and you're not wearing hats. 189 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,862 Why take you seriously, hmm? 190 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,430 Uh, he does have a point. 191 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,733 Then it's time I show you both something. 192 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,802 -Huh? -An invisible hat?! 193 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,372 I always thought it was just my own theory, 194 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:15,006 but now sheriff's confirmed it. 195 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,709 No wonder people take you more seriously than me. 196 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,245 Not to worry, I made extras! 197 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,214 [ laughs ] there you go. Thanks. 198 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,049 -Thank you, sir. -My own invisible hat! 199 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,419 Shouldn't we be focusing on the big problem at hand? 200 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,887 The cats on the moon? 201 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,622 What? No. Floyd? 202 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,758 -Oh. Oh, yeah. -Oh. Right. 203 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,959 Floyd: [ laughs ] 204 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,494 where are we taking him? 205 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,996 To a facility where his taste buds will be altered. 206 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,265 Then he won't eat any more of our hats. 207 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,033 Floyd? Check out my new invisible hat! 208 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,770 Huh? More hats? 209 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,204 I want more hats! 210 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,839 [ all shouting ] 211 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,375 floyd: Aah! 212 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:53,278 [ grunting ] 213 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,414 aah! 214 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:57,916 Sir? The fat guy is rolling across the country 215 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:58,950 at an alarming speed. 216 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,886 In 20 minutes, he'll reach albuquerque. 217 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,821 The entire city will be destroyed. 218 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,823 Hey, we can use the nuke. Let's take him out. 219 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,159 What? No. No, you can't kill floyd. 220 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:09,327 I'm sure there's a logical way we could slow him down. 221 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,562 Maybe we could -- 222 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,997 slow him down? Brilliant. 223 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:15,000 If everybody on the east coast jumped at once, 224 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:19,137 it could shift the planet's axis enough to slow him to a stop. 225 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,573 What? That's not what I said. Brilliant idea, goodman. 226 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,708 -No, that's ridiculous. -He's right. 227 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:26,478 There's no way to contact that many people in time. 228 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,046 Hey, I know. Dispatch? 229 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,448 Dispatch: Yo, yo? 230 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,049 Get some people on the east coast 231 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,617 to all jump at once. 232 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,587 Man! You drivin' me mad-crazy, yo. 233 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,622 You gots to be more specific. 234 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,991 How many people is "some"? 235 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:44,262 Oh, you know, somewhere between one and all the people. 236 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,831 All right, then, sheriff. 237 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,299 You wanna play it this way, baby? 238 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,434 All the people, it is. Yo, yo, yo? 239 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:52,270 All my east coat people, listen up! 240 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,239 1, 2, 3! 241 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,207 Jump! 242 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:59,311 ♪ 243 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,412 [ floyd shouting ] 244 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:01,813 [ music stops ] 245 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,715 [ metal creaks ] aah! Aah! 246 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,318 Aah! 247 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,787 Oh, no. He's hurtling even faster than before. 248 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,522 In five minutes, he'll ramp off 249 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,657 dumb face mountain into the stratosphere. 250 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,559 When he lands, the impact will be greater 251 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:17,028 than the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs. 252 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,798 Oh! Deputy's plan only made things worse. 253 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,366 Why did we listen to him? Uhh... 254 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,767 Wait. Huh? 255 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,135 He wasn't wearing his hat! 256 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,605 Oh, we shouldn't have taken him seriously. 257 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,940 Oh, come on. It was just a dumb idea 258 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,909 that wasn't even mine, by the way. 259 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,111 You've really done it now, goodman. 260 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,613 Caused the end of the world. 261 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,549 Unless we do something about dumb face mountain. 262 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,651 Pick it up and move it to another state. 263 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:40,852 Put a big rug over it? 264 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,822 Or disarm the missile, put me on it, 265 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:46,258 then I'll figure it out from there? 266 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,692 Brilliant. Yeah, let's do it. 267 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,728 Computer voice: Nuclear missile disarmed. 268 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,729 Wait. 269 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,197 [ gasps ] looking for this? 270 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,532 [ all shout ] my hat! 271 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,700 Now, we can't take his plan seriously. 272 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,570 The nuke is disarmed and the world is about to end. 273 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,939 Only one thing left to do. Gentlemen? 274 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,040 ♪ 275 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,341 -sheriff? -All: Huh? 276 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,709 What are you doing? 277 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,912 They won't take my plan seriously now, 278 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,981 but they did before they knew I wasn't wearing a hat. 279 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:10,749 You were right. 280 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,317 The hats don't matter. 281 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,486 What matters is good ideas. 282 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:16,121 Like this one. [ buzzer sounds ] 283 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,090 whee! 284 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,892 ♪ 285 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,494 [ laughs ] 286 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:24,596 [ both shout ] 287 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,364 mmm. [ laughs ] 288 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,935 floyd, open wide and hang on! 289 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,136 [ grunts ] 290 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,137 ♪ 291 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:35,507 [ screams ] 292 00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:39,277 [ both screaming ] 293 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,446 you taste good, sheriff. 294 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,814 -[ sighs ] -[ laughs ] 295 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,749 -[ groans ] -sheriff! 296 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,085 Thank goodness you're okay! -Way to go, sheriff! 297 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,755 And I'm glad you finally saw that you never needed your hat. 298 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,958 Well, you'll also be glad to know 299 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,328 that we're no longer destroying dumb face mountain. 300 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,696 Oh? Not sure why, 301 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,365 but everybody's taking it more seriously now. 302 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:03,101 -Huh? -Get inside me, sheriff! 303 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,470 Huh. Guess you were wrong after all. [ laughs ] 304 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,838 -oh. -Sheriff? 305 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,507 Won't you invite the president over for dinner? 306 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,709 Yes, mama. 307 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,277 Oh, but, goodman, 308 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,712 guess you gotta eat your hat. 309 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,847 [ laughs ] [ groans ] 310 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:19,417 sheriff: ♪ mr. President ♪ 311 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,020 ♪ welcome to old town ♪ 312 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:25,256 ♪ there's lots of things to do ♪ 313 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,959 ♪ like fish or walk around ♪ 314 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,929 ♪ and there's lots of rules in old town ♪ 315 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:34,199 ♪ but only one you need to know ♪ 316 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,268 ♪ that I am the sheriff ♪ 317 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:41,072 ♪ and this is my show ♪ 318 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,140 ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪ 319 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,476 ♪ sha-sha-sha, sha-show-show ♪ 320 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,778 ♪ na-na-na-na-na-na, my show ♪ 321 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,047 ♪ hoochi digaboogidigo-show ♪ 322 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,916 ♪ show-ma-show-ma-show- my show-show ♪ 323 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:56,521 ♪ show ♪ 324 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,958 ♪ m-o-a-m-m-a ♪ 325 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,527 ♪ momma named me sheriff, momma named me sheriff ♪ 326 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,096 ♪ m-momma, momma, momma named me sheriff ♪ 327 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,999 ♪ m-momma, momma, momma, momma named me sheriff ♪ 328 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,036 ♪ momma, she named me sheriff ♪