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Take your show on the road,
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'cause there's
a new show in town,
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starring me, sheriff.
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[ laughs ]
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what?
Dispatch: Yo, sheriff!
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We got an 8-21, robbery.
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Dispatch,
go stop that robbery.
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I'm playing sheriff.
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Yo, how about stop
playin' sheriff
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and be sheriff?
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I'm not your damn deputy.
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Oh. A deputy'd be nice.
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But it's just so hard
to find a good man.
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-Goodman!
-Huh?
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Get back up there
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and sell these
baby bottle battleaxes!
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No! I quit!
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-[ laughs, grunts ]
-huh.
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Oh...
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♪ ride around town ♪
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♪ stealin' and killin'
is how I get down ♪
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♪ what? Well, you better
be aware, son ♪
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♪ 'cause momma
named me sheriff ♪
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♪ momma ♪
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♪ now you got it ♪
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♪ momma ♪
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♪ and don't forget it ♪
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♪ oh, no, I better go ♪
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♪ m-o-m-m-a ♪
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♪ momma named me sheriff,
momma named me sheriff ♪
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♪
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get the hell off of me,
you evil puppy!
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Stop, dad!
Look, mrs. Pickles,
dad's a deputy now!
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All right.
Settle down, everybody.
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Now, give it up for the mayor
with the flair!
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The one and only,
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the bread
to old town's bologna --
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enough already!
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First order of business,
dumb face mountain.
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We're sick of looking
at its dumb face.
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-Boo!
-I don't like that mountain!
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Pick it up and move it
to another state!
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-Yeah!
-Or put a big rug over it!
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All: Yeah!
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Uh, uh,
deputy goodman here.
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We can't disturb that mountain.
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It's --
sheriff: Goodman.
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What, are you crazy?
What?
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Get your hat back on.
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Nobody'll take you seriously
without it.
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What? Uh...
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Anyway, that mountain
is an expression
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of nature's beauty.
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It should be preserved.
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-Boo!
-Hey, what do you know?!
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-Ohh!
-Told ya.
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Nothing like raw deer meat
in the morning!
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Pancakes! Mm!
Table!
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[ munching ]
spear gun!
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[ laughs ]
hey!
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Sheriff,
floyd ate our speargun!
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They should've had floyd
eat that mountain.
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He'll eat anything.
[ laughter ]
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aw, how we gonna
catch lunch?
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Gloria,
may I have some pie?
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Right away, deputy.
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You see that?
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Your hat instills
a level of authority.
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People take you more seriously
when you wear it.
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Sheriff,
the hat doesn't matter.
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-Hmph.
-All right, here's your pie --
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-oh!
-Oh, my goodness.
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Oops. Sorry.
That was our last slice.
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Aw.
See?
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She dropped the pie
on purpose,
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'cause she saw you
without your hat.
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Don't be ridiculous.
It was clearly an accident.
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Nope, it was the hat, all right.
Now, put your hat on.
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Sheriff,
the hat doesn't matter.
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Put your hat on.
I don't need the hat.
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Yes, you do.
Don't!
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Do!
Don't!
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Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Do! Do! Do! Do!
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Ah! Enough!
Sheriff!
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I bet we could go all day
without hats
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and it wouldn't even matter.
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And, hey, if I'm wrong,
why, I'll eat my hat.
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-Oh!
-Good idea!
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[ munching ]
-ah! Hey! No!
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Floyd!
Come on, spit it out, dude!
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Dispatch: Yo, sheriff?
Huh?
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We got a 4-7-2,
vandalism.
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Aw, goodman?
Huh?
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Now, nobody's gonna
take us seriously.
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-Uhh.
-I want more of those hats.
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[ laughs ]
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[ boys laughing ]
uh, boys?
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Come down from there!
Yeah, you could fall!
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Go vandalize something
lower to the ground.
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No! [ laughs ]
no! [ laughs ]
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see, goodman?
Ugh.
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Products for sale!
I got this oven mitt, just $2.
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Linda, that's a cat.
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And you shouldn't sell it,
it's dead.
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Definitely illegal to sell cats
without a permit.
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Hey, give me that back!
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Ow! Ow!
Oh!
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-Help!
-Huh?
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I'm stuck in a tree!
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Here,
jump off with this cat!
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They always
land on their feet!
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Ohh!
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Oh! Aah!
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[ boys grunt ]
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-aah!
-Oh, my...
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Sheriff: Oh, boy.
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This is all your fault,
goodman.
What the --?
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-Sheriff?
-Huh?
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How am I supposed to flatten
dumb face mountain
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with a tower
blocking the road?
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Get this town in order.
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Huh. Order...
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Dispatch?
-Yo, yo, yo?
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Order some hats.
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Dispatch: Uh, could you be
more specific?
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Dispatch, nobody's
taking us seriously
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as officers of the law,
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'cause we don't have hat
anymore,
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so order some.
What?
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How many hats is "some"?
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It's just me and goodman,
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so it's somewhere
between one and all the hats.
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Figure it out.
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Uh, one delivery of hats.
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All 50 million of 'em.
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What?!
That's all we had.
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Dispatch: I'm sayin', yo,
sheriff my little bitch.
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He don't do what I say,
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dispatch'll smack him upside
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his big, ugly, goofy-ass,
lopsided --
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hey! What up, sheriff?
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Is this supposed
to be funny?
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You said, in between one
and all the hats.
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Y'all see that?
Played them fools!
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Herman, who are you
talking to?
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Oh, I'm on chitchat live
right now.
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Can't disappoint
my millions of fans.
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What up, all of america?
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
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Herman,
return all those hats.
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I can't.
Floyd's been out back
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eating 'em
for like awhile, yo.
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Floyd?!
Floyd?!
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[ munching ]
more hats!
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Stop eating
all our hats!
Whoa, he's huge.
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Yummy.
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♪
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great, what now?
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I'm here to help get
this situation
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with the hats
under control.
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Lift him up, boys!
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Floyd: Whoa! Hey!
Put me down! I want more hats!
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Hey, what are you doing
with my boy floyd?
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You two come with me.
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Ah! You've really
done it now, goodman.
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What? Oh.
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Ahh!
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These are the men responsible,
mr. President.
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The president.
Cool.
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What's up?
Uh, what is going on?
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Earlier today,
our transmissions
monitoring team
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forwarded us
this recording.
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Sheriff: Dispatch, nobody's
taking us seriously
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as officers of the law,
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'cause we don't
have hat anymore.
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See? That guy knows about
the hats, too.
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That was you, sheriff.
Oh.
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Well, see, I know what
I'm talking about, then.
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Ugh. This is just some
dumb theory sheriff has.
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Then, sheriff, you're gonna
get what you deserve.
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I am?
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A thank you.
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What?
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If word got out about
law officers and their hats,
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citizens might steal them
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to render them
un-taken-seriously-able.
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It would be total anarchy.
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Ugh. You're the highest level
of law enforcement
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and you're
not wearing hats.
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Why take you seriously,
hmm?
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Uh, he does have a point.
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Then it's time
I show you both something.
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-Huh?
-An invisible hat?!
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I always thought it was just
my own theory,
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but now sheriff's
confirmed it.
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No wonder people take you
more seriously than me.
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Not to worry,
I made extras!
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[ laughs ] there you go.
Thanks.
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-Thank you, sir.
-My own invisible hat!
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Shouldn't we be focusing
on the big problem at hand?
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The cats on the moon?
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What? No. Floyd?
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-Oh. Oh, yeah.
-Oh. Right.
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Floyd: [ laughs ]
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where are we taking him?
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To a facility where his
taste buds will be altered.
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Then he won't eat
any more of our hats.
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Floyd?
Check out my new invisible hat!
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Huh? More hats?
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I want more hats!
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[ all shouting ]
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floyd: Aah!
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[ grunting ]
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aah!
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Sir? The fat guy is rolling
across the country
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at an alarming speed.
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In 20 minutes,
he'll reach albuquerque.
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The entire city
will be destroyed.
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Hey, we can use the nuke.
Let's take him out.
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What? No.
No, you can't kill floyd.
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I'm sure there's a logical way
we could slow him down.
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Maybe we could --
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slow him down?
Brilliant.
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If everybody on the east coast
jumped at once,
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it could shift the planet's axis
enough to slow him to a stop.
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What?
That's not what I said.
Brilliant idea, goodman.
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-No, that's ridiculous.
-He's right.
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There's no way to contact
that many people in time.
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Hey, I know. Dispatch?
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Dispatch: Yo, yo?
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Get some people
on the east coast
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to all jump at once.
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Man!
You drivin' me mad-crazy, yo.
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You gots to be
more specific.
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How many people
is "some"?
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Oh, you know, somewhere
between one and all the people.
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All right, then, sheriff.
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You wanna play it this way,
baby?
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All the people, it is.
Yo, yo, yo?
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All my east coat people,
listen up!
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1, 2, 3!
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Jump!
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♪
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[ floyd shouting ]
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[ music stops ]
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[ metal creaks ]
aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh, no. He's hurtling
even faster than before.
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In five minutes,
he'll ramp off
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dumb face mountain
into the stratosphere.
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When he lands,
the impact will be greater
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than the meteorite
that killed the dinosaurs.
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Oh! Deputy's plan
only made things worse.
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Why did we listen to him?
Uhh...
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Wait. Huh?
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He wasn't wearing
his hat!
256
00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,605
Oh, we shouldn't have
taken him seriously.
257
00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,940
Oh, come on.
It was just a dumb idea
258
00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,909
that wasn't even mine,
by the way.
259
00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,111
You've really done it now,
goodman.
260
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,613
Caused the end
of the world.
261
00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,549
Unless we do something
about dumb face mountain.
262
00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,651
Pick it up and move it
to another state.
263
00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:40,852
Put a big rug over it?
264
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,822
Or disarm the missile,
put me on it,
265
00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:46,258
then I'll figure it out
from there?
266
00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,692
Brilliant.
Yeah, let's do it.
267
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,728
Computer voice:
Nuclear missile disarmed.
268
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,729
Wait.
269
00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,197
[ gasps ]
looking for this?
270
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,532
[ all shout ]
my hat!
271
00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,700
Now, we can't take his plan
seriously.
272
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,570
The nuke is disarmed
and the world is about to end.
273
00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,939
Only one thing left to do.
Gentlemen?
274
00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,040
♪
275
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,341
-sheriff?
-All: Huh?
276
00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,709
What are you doing?
277
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,912
They won't take my plan
seriously now,
278
00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,981
but they did before they knew
I wasn't wearing a hat.
279
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:10,749
You were right.
280
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,317
The hats don't matter.
281
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,486
What matters
is good ideas.
282
00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:16,121
Like this one.
[ buzzer sounds ]
283
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,090
whee!
284
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,892
♪
285
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,494
[ laughs ]
286
00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:24,596
[ both shout ]
287
00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,364
mmm. [ laughs ]
288
00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,935
floyd,
open wide and hang on!
289
00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,136
[ grunts ]
290
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,137
♪
291
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:35,507
[ screams ]
292
00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:39,277
[ both screaming ]
293
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,446
you taste good,
sheriff.
294
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,814
-[ sighs ]
-[ laughs ]
295
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,749
-[ groans ]
-sheriff!
296
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,085
Thank goodness you're okay!
-Way to go, sheriff!
297
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,755
And I'm glad you finally saw
that you never needed your hat.
298
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,958
Well, you'll also
be glad to know
299
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,328
that we're no longer
destroying dumb face mountain.
300
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,696
Oh?
Not sure why,
301
00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,365
but everybody's taking it
more seriously now.
302
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:03,101
-Huh?
-Get inside me, sheriff!
303
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,470
Huh. Guess you were wrong
after all. [ laughs ]
304
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,838
-oh.
-Sheriff?
305
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,507
Won't you invite the president
over for dinner?
306
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,709
Yes, mama.
307
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,277
Oh, but, goodman,
308
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,712
guess you gotta
eat your hat.
309
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,847
[ laughs ]
[ groans ]
310
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:19,417
sheriff: ♪ mr. President ♪
311
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,020
♪ welcome to old town ♪
312
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:25,256
♪ there's lots of things to do ♪
313
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,959
♪ like fish or walk around ♪
314
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,929
♪ and there's lots of rules
in old town ♪
315
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:34,199
♪ but only one
you need to know ♪
316
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,268
♪ that I am the sheriff ♪
317
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:41,072
♪ and this is my show ♪
318
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,140
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪
319
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,476
♪ sha-sha-sha,
sha-show-show ♪
320
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,778
♪ na-na-na-na-na-na,
my show ♪
321
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,047
♪ hoochi digaboogidigo-show ♪
322
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,916
♪ show-ma-show-ma-show-
my show-show ♪
323
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:56,521
♪ show ♪
324
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,958
♪ m-o-a-m-m-a ♪
325
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,527
♪ momma named me sheriff,
momma named me sheriff ♪
326
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,096
♪ m-momma, momma,
momma named me sheriff ♪
327
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,999
♪ m-momma, momma, momma,
momma named me sheriff ♪
328
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,036
♪ momma, she named me sheriff ♪