>> MM, HI. >> TODD, WE NEED TO TALK. >> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE
PUPPY DOGGY!
>> I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
>> IT'S OKAY, LURLENE.
I FOUND YOUR PUNCH CARD.
I KNOW THEY'RE FAKE.
>> YES, BUT NO.
>> YOU SLEPT WITH THE FOOTBALL
TEAM AGAIN?
IT'S OKAY.
>> YES, BUT NO.
I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.
YOU'RE JUST TOO...NICE.
I WANT A BAD BOY.
>> HEY!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> LET ME IN!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> YOU MUST BE LURLENE'S BAD
BOY.
HI!
>> HEY, THOSE ARE FAKE!
YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
>> I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY!
>> BYE!
IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU!
>> NO! NO!
AGH! AAH!
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪
♪ GOOD BOY ♪
♪ HE'S A DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU ♪
>> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!
GOOD BOY!
HMM, THIS MILK TASTES FUNNY. >> Beverly: WELL, TOMMY, OUR COW, BETTY, IS PREGNANT, SO
RIGHT NOW, WE'RE DRINKING SOY
MILK.
>> Stanley: UGH!
I'VE READ THAT SOY HAS ESTROGEN
IN IT.
>> Tommy: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Stanley: WELL, IT'S WHAT
MAKES A LADY A LADY.
>> Beverly: A LITTLE SOY MILK
ISN'T GOING TO TURN ANYBODY INTO
A LADY OVERNIGHT.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Beverly: OH! [ LAUGHS ]
MR. PICKLES.
DAD?
>> I'M MRS. MILTON.
MY SUZIE AND I FOUND THIS ONE
SLEEPING ON OUR FARM THIS
MORNING.
>> Tommy: [ SIGHS ]
>> Beverly: DAD, YOU LOST YOUR
SHOE AGAIN?
>> Grandpa: BUT MR. PICKLES DID
THIS TO ME!
LAST NIGHT, I SAW MR. PICKLES
HUFFING GAS, THEN GETTING INTO
THE TRUCK.
HEY!
NEXT THING I KNOW, I WOKE UP IN
A CRIB NEXT TO A BABY MAN AT ONE
OF MR. PICKLES' FETISH PARTIES.
A HORSE MAN WHIPPING A PIG LADY
STARTING GRABBING MY NIPPLES.
THEN A ROBED MAN POPPED OUT OF A
CAKE.
>> SHOW US YOUR FACE!
>> Grandpa: BUT IT WAS
MR. PICKLES IN A DOCTOR'S MASK.
HE STARTED CUTTING PEOPLE UP
WITH A CHAIN SAW! >> NO! NOOO!
>> Grandpa: HE PUT HUMAN HEADS
ON HIS PAWS AND STARTED DANCING,
THEN HE PUT ME IN A TRUCK WITH A
BUNCH OF BODY PARTS AND DROVE ME
TO THE MILTON'S FARM WHERE HE
STOLE MY SHOE!
HEY!
AND THAT'S HOW I LOST MY SHOE.
>> Beverly: YOU AND YOUR CRAZY
STORIES.
>> ANYWAY, BYE NOW.
>> Beverly: PLEASE STOP BY
ANYTIME!
>> Tommy: DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE?
>> Stanley: UGH, TOMMY,
NOWADAYS, LOVE IS COMPLICATED,
BUT WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE
SOMEONE, JUST TELL THEM HOW YOU
FEEL.
WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. BYE!
>> Tommy: DAD'S RIGHT!
I'M GONNA TELL SUZIE I LOVE HER!
COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> Tommy: LET'S FIND SUZIE'S
FARM!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
>> Tommy: WHEE!
HI!
I'M TOMMY, AND THIS IS
MR. PICKLES!
[ COW MOOS ]
[ SQUIRT! ]
>> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> Tommy: THAT'S OKAY.
AT LEAST IT'S NOT SOY MILK.
>> I'M SUZIE, AND THIS IS
GERTIE.
SHE'S OLD, AND HER MILK'S GOING
BAD.
[ SQUIRT! ]
OOPS!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
[ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]
>> Tommy: SUZIE, I WANTED TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I LOVE YOU.
>> LOOK, TOMMY, SINCE MY PA
STARTING DRINKING AGAIN, I GOT
TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE --
MILK THE COW, FEED THE PIGS,
EVEN PAY THE BILLS.
COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT A JOB.
[ COW COUGHS ]
>> Tommy: OKAY!
COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> Stanley: ♪ LA-LA LA LA LA LA
LA ♪
♪ AND A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
>> AAH!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
AGH, HE HIT ME!
HE HIT WANDA!
>> Stanley: H-HEY, NO, I DID
NOT.
A-ARE YOU OKAY?
>> AT LEAST TAKE ME TO MOTEL
WHERE WANDA LIVE.
>> Stanley: [ GRUNTS ]
LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY
HAVE TO GET TO WORK.
>> HELP! HE HURT ME!
>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
>> [ GIGGLES ]
WANDA MAKE A FRIEND!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Tommy: WELL, MR. PICKLES, I
GUESS NOBODY WILL GIVE ME A JOB.
>> JOBS!
GET YOUR JOBS HERE!
>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB.
>> YOU THERE, STEP RIGHT UP!
>> Tommy: BUT I'M OVER HERE.
>> [ Laughing ] WELL, OF COURSE
YOU ARE!
RIGHT THIS WAY.
[ HORSE SNORTS ]
SORRY FOR THE MESS.
I-I-I'VE LOST MY SPECTACLES.
SO, WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU
AFTER?
>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB THAT WILL
HELP ME PAY BILLS
'CAUSE SUZIE --
>> SAY NO MORE!
[ Laughing ] I KNOW JUST THE JOB
YOU NEED, LITTLE LADY.
>> Tommy: HUH?! [ SIGHS ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> NOW, IT'S OFF TO
JIGGLY WIGGLIES WITH YOU!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
>> JUST GO THERE, AND SOON
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PAY ALL YOUR
BILLS, INCLUDING THIS ONE FOR
$20,000!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLS ]
>> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
>> OH, AND HERE!
FIVE MORE VISITS, AND YOUR NEXT
JOB IS FREE!
>> [ HUMMING ]
>> Beverly: LINDA!
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING TODAY?
>> UH, UH, UH, H-HOW ABOUT THIS
SHAKE-A-BABY, HUH?!
>> Beverly: A SHAKE-A-BABY?
>> IT TELL YOU THE TRUTH!
SHAKE-A-BABY, DO BIRDS FLY?
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
MM, NO!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
UH, SEE, THAT IS TRUE!
BIRDS DON'T FLY!
I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $2!
THAT'S PRETTY CHEAP FOR A
SHAKE-A-BABY NOW!
[ BETTY MOOS ]
>> Grandpa: WHAT IS IT, GIRL?
IS IT TIME FOR THE BIRTH?
DON'T WORRY.
I'VE BEEN TAKING LA-MOO'S
CLASSES.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, BETTY, WE HAVE SOME FUN.
[ BETTY MOOS ANGRILY ]
OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY!
HERE IT COMES!
IT'S A...
[ BETTY MOOS ]
IT'S A -- MY SHOE!
MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN --
[ BETTY MOOS ]
HEY! GET BACK HERE, BETTY!
>> Tommy: [ HUMMING ]
HIYA, THERE!
>> SALUTATIONS, YOUNG TOMMY!
HOW YOU DOING TO-- DAMN, TOMMY!
>> Tommy: HI, MR. BOJENKINS!
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
JIGGLY WIGGLIES IS?!
>> WAIT, DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW
ABOUT YOUR, UH -- HMM.
>> Tommy: THANKS! BYE!
>> UH, THAT WAS NOT GOOD, BUT
DAMN, THAT BOY GOT SOME BIG OL'
JIGGLY WIGGLIES!
[ LAUGHS ] OH.
[ REINS SNAP ]
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW GET OUT THERE
AND SHOW THEM YOUR TALENTS!
>> Tommy: HUH?!
>> BOTH OF THEM! GO!
>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
SIR, YOU DROPPED THIS!
HERE YOU GO!
>> YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
JUST KEEP MOVING LIKE US!
>> Tommy: OKAY, LIKE THIS?
>> [ Chanting ] BOOBS! BOOBS!
BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!
BOOBS! BOOBS!
>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA!
OHH!
>> WELL, HELL-O!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
>> ♪ PICKLES ♪
>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLING
DEMONICALLY ]
[ HORSE SNORTS ]
[ PANTING ]
>> Stanley: AH, DONE.
WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET TO
WORK NOW.
>> OH, NOBODY WANT TO BE MY
FRIEND!
>> Stanley: UH, I --
>> AGH, HELP ME!
PLEASE, YOU STAY!
>> Stanley: BUT I'M LATE FOR
WORK.
GOODBYE!
>> BUT IF YOU DON'T STAY AND
WATCH TV SHOW TOGETHER, I TELL
THEM YOU RAPED ME.
>> Stanley: WHAT?!
>> HELP, HE RAPED ME!
>> Stanley: HEY, SHH, SHH, SHH!
LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> SIR, THE PRINCE OF SATURN HAS
BEEN MURDERED!
>> SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR
ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE.
>> BUT, SIR,
ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE WAS
ARRESTED AFTER THAT SPACE
GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE RAPED HER!
>> GET HIM OUT!
[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
>> Tommy: AND THAT'S WHY BLUE'S
MY FAVORITE COLOR!
>> [ Slurring ] OH, YOU'RE SO
INTERESTING!
SAY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT
FIRST SIGHT?!
>> Tommy: I SURE DO!
I'M IN LOVE NOW!
>> ME TOO!
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA!
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?!
>> Tommy: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I JUST GOT TO BREAK THIS TO MY
WIFE!
WELL, THEN YOU CAN COME HOME AND
MEET MY SUZIE!
>> Tommy: YOU KNOW SUZIE?!
>> [ BURPS ]
>> NOW THAT TODD'S OUT, WE CAN
BE TOGETHER.
>> YEAH, WHATEVER.
YOU STILL GOT TO LOSE THOSE
5 POUNDS.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> WHO'S TOO NICE NOW?
DIE, YOU CHEATING -- HOLY
SMOKES!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> HUH?
UH, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME
OUT?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
>> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE
PUPPY DOGGY!
>> DO I WISH MISS GOODMAN WOULD
BUY THIS SHAKE-A-BABY FOR $2?
[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
NO?!
IT REALLY WORKS 'CAUSE I WAS
WISHING YOU WOULD BUY IT FOR $3,
MISS GOODMAN!
MM-HMM!
>> Beverly: MRS. MILTON, BACK SO
S-- OH!
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY NO-GOOD
DRUNK OF A HUSBAND IS LEAVING ME
FOR SOME STRIPPER SKANK?!
>> Beverly: OH, DEAR!
>> ALL MEN ARE CHEATERS!
>> Beverly: NO, NOT MY STANLEY!
>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> LINDA, I DON'T WANT THE BABY!
IT'S ALWAYS WRONG!
>> SHAKE-A-BABY, DO I HAVE 10
FINGERS?!
[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
HMM, NO? SEE, THAT IS TRUE!
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
AAH!
>> Beverly: GOODMAN RESIDENCE.
>> IS MR. GOODMAN COMING IN
TODAY?
I WANT TO SHOW HIM MY ARMY FORT.
[ MUNCHES ] OKAY, BYE!
>> TELL GOODMAN UNDER THERE TO
GET TO WORK!
>> Beverly: STANLEY NEVER MADE
IT IN TO WORK.
>> HE'S CHEATING ON YOU!
>> IS MR. GOODMAN CHEATING ON
MISS GOODMAN?!
>> Beverly: LINDA, PLEASE, IT'S
ALWAYS WRONG!
>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
OH!
>> Beverly: I THINK WE'D BETTER
GO FIND MY HUSBAND.
STOP, THERE'S HIS TRUCK OVER
THERE!
>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE
SAYS THE SPACE GOBLIN KILLED
THE SPACE PRINCE!
>> [ MOANING ]
>> WAIT, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?!
>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE
HAS FALLEN IN LOVE.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE'D
DOUBLE-CROSS US!
>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
RIDICULOUS! NOW I'M LEAVING!
>> BUT IF YOU NO STAY, I TELL
THEM YOU RAPE ME!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Stanley: I WOULD NEVER TOUCH
ANOTHER WOMAN!
>> AGH, HELP ME!
>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Beverly: STANLEY GOODMAN, HOW
COULD YOU!
>> Stanley: AH, BEVERLY!
>> Beverly: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
>> HEY!
>> WHOO-HOO-HOO!
>> THERE GOES MY CHEATING
HUSBAND WITH THAT SKANK!
>> Stanley: BEVERLY, WAIT A
MINUTE!
>> DRINK YOUR TEA, ABIGAIL.
OH, ABIGAIL, PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL
BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE.
>> HEY, OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!
>> SPEEDERS!
>> GET BACK HERE, YOU CHEATING
DRUNK!
>> Stanley: BEVERLY!
>> SLOW DOWN!
>> OH, ABIGAIL, WATCH OUT!
>> Grandpa: GET HER!
[ BETTY MOOS ]
MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN THAT
COW'S LADY PARTS!
>> NOT NOW, GRANDPA!
[ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]
>> Grandpa: OH, NO!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> Tommy: SUZIE! I GOT A JOB!
WILL YOU MARRY --
>> MEET YOUR NEW MOTHER!
>> I HATE YOU!
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
>> I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A HOG,
YOU SKANK!
>> Beverly: HEY, THAT SKANK IS
MY SON!
>> Stanley: BEVERLY!
>> CARRY ME, OR I TELL THEM YOU
RAPE ME!
>> Tommy: HI, DAD!
>> Stanley: TOMMY?!
>> Tommy: I'M GETTING MARRIED TO
SUZIE!
>> YOU CHEATING SKANK!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME!
>> Stanley: HEY, DON'T YOU EVER
TOUCH MY SON AGAIN!
>> Beverly: STANLEY, YOU'RE OUT
OF CONTROL!
DID YOU FORCE YOUR LOVE ON THIS
WOMAN?!
>> HE NO RAPE ME, BUT IF YOU
DON'T RAPE ME, I TELL THEM YOU
RAPE ME!
>> [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]
EVERYBODY SLOW DOWN!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
NOW, WHAT DID I MISS?
[ ALL SIGH ]
>> [ CRIES ] OH, NO!
GERT HAS PASSED ON!
[ ALL SIGHS ]
[ BETTY MOOS ]
>> Tommy: LOOK, EVERYBODY!
BETTY CAME TO TELL US THAT HER
BABY'S COMING!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Tommy: I THINK YOU SHOULD
HAVE IT, SUZIE.
>> AWW!
>> AWW, LOOK, THEY RAPE EACH
OTHER!
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> OOPS!
>> Tommy: LOOK, BETTY MUST BE
HAVING TWINS!
[ BETTY MOOS ]
>> GET OUT OF THERE!
>> Grandpa: IT WAS MR. PICKLES!
>> Beverly: NOW, WHO WANTS REAL
MILK WITH THEIR STEAK?
>> Tommy: I DO!
GERTIE SURE IS TASTY!
>> Grandpa: I DON'T EVER WANT TO
SEE THE INSIDE OF A COW AGAIN!
>> Tommy: SHAKE-A-BABY, DOES
SUZIE LOVE ME?
[ GRUNTS ]
RECHARGE?
OH, MAYBE THE BABY NEEDS SOME
MILK!
>> Stanley: TOMMY, NO!
>> Tommy: HUH?
>> Stanley: UM, HOW DID YOU, YOU
KNOW, UH --
>> Tommy: YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD!
LOVE SURE IS COMPLICATED.
>> Beverly: AND LOOK AT WHAT THE
ESTROGEN FROM THAT SOY MILK DID
TO OUR SON.
WE'LL GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR IN
THE MORNING, TOMMY.
>> Stanley: JUDGING BY THE WAY
MR. PICKLES DELIVERED BETTY'S
CALF, SEEMS WE ALREADY HAVE A
DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Tommy: GOOD BOY, DR. PICKLES!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> HUH?!
THERE ARE MY SPECTACLES!
HUH?!
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ]
NO!
>> [ High-pitched voice ] MAMA,
MAMA! BABY WANT MILKY!
[ Low-pitched voice ] BABY WANT
MILKY! MILKY, MILKY!
[ High-pitched voice ] MILKY!
♪ GOOD BOY ♪KLES ♪ ♪ HE'S A DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪