>> NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I DON'T MIND WORKING FATHER'S DAY! I HATE MY KIDS!
>> [ MURMURING ]
>> IT'S LIKE I'M A PRISONER WHEN
I'M AROUND THEM!
>> OH, OH.
>> HEY, SLUT, HOW'D YOU LIKE
DADDY TO JACKHAMMER YOU?!
HEY!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> HEY, BABY, I...WANT TO, UM,
SMELL YOUR ARMPITS -- I MEAN,
MAKE POOP -- I MEAN, I WANT TO
MAKE OUT -- SORRY!
>> HEY, WHERE DID MY JACKHAMMER
GO?!
HUH?
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> AAH! [ GRUNTS ]
>> HELP!
HE'S BEEN KEEPING US PRISONER
DOWN HER-- AAH!
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪
♪ GOOD BOY ♪
♪ HE'S A DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU ♪
>> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!
GOOD BOY! [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] >> Beverly: PIE'S ALMOST READY!
>> Stanley: WELL, THAT STINKS!
>> Beverly: OH?
>> Stanley: THE BOSS WANTS ME TO
COME IN TO WORK TODAY.
>> Tommy: BUT IT'S FATHER'S DAY!
DON'T YOU WANT YOUR FAVORITE --
CHERRY PIE?!
>> Stanley: WE'LL HAVE IT LATER,
TOMMY.
>> Beverly: HAPPY FATHER'S D--
>> Grandpa: MR. PICKLES IS EVIL!
>> Tommy: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Grandpa: I'VE SEEN HIM DRAG
PEOPLE INTO HIS DOGHOUSE!
>> Beverly: OH, IT CAN'T BE!
>> Grandpa: IT'S TRUE!
HE KEEPS PRISONERS IN THERE!
>> Beverly: THE PIE IS GONE!
>> Stanley: WHAT?!
>> Tommy: OH, NO!
>> Stanley: A PIE THIEF?
WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK! MWAH!
>> Tommy: MAYBE ME AND
MR. PICKLES COULD FIND THE PIE
THIEF!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTS, BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: SHERIFF, THERE'S A
HORRIFIC CRIME!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
>> Grandpa: OH, DOWN,
MR. PICKLES! >> Beverly: DAD, LEAVE HIM
ALONE!
HE'S JUST A DOG!
>> Grandpa: JUST COME QUICK,
SHERIFF!
>> Beverly: GOOD BOY!
OH, MR. PICKLES. [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
>> Tommy: YOU'RE RIGHT, BOY --
CRUMBS!
THE PIE THIEF MUST BE CLOSE!
WHOA, WHAT'S THIS?
>> [ MUNCHING ]
>> Tommy: [ GASPS ] BIGFOOT.
[ ENGINE IDLING ]
>> Stanley: HELLO? ANYBODY HERE?
>> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, GOODMAN!
>> Stanley: WHY AM I THE ONLY
ONE HERE?
>> I'M HERE!
I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE ALL
WEEKEND!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Stanley: OH, HI, FLOYD.
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN MY FATHER IN
YEARS!
SO, TODAY, WE'RE GONNA DO ALL
THE THINGS THAT FATHERS AND SONS
DO TOGETHER.
>> Stanley: UH, BUT I'D RATHER
SPEND THE DAY WITH MY SON.
>> I'D RATHER SPEND THE DAY WITH
THESE BUTTER COOKIES!
>> YOU STILL WANT THAT
PROMOTION, DON'T YOU?
>> Stanley: UH, YOU WANT ME TO
ACT LIKE YOUR FATHER?
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WANT YOU TO ACT LIKE MY SON.
>> [ MUNCHING ]
>> Tommy: HEY, BIGFOOT, YOU
STOLE THE PIE!
I'M TELLING!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, KID.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> AIN'T NOBODY GONNA BELIEVE
YOU SAW BIGFOOT.
>> Tommy: WELL, WHY NOT?
>> OKAY, OKAY, LET ME EXPLAIN.
I WAS BORN VITO PIZZARELLI.
EARLY ON, I WENT TO WORK FOR THE
WISE GUYS...
>> HEY!
>> ...GETTING THEM SANDWICHES...
>> OH!
>> ...NEWSPAPERS, CIGARETTES,
THAT TYPE OF A THING.
EVENTUALLY, I BECAME ONE OF THE
MOB'S MOST FEARED HIT MEN.
>> HUH?!
[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> ♪ NOW I... ♪ >> BUT ONE DAY, THE FEDS CAUGHT
UP WITH ME.
THEY FORCED ME TO RAT ON THE
ENTIRE GABAGOOLIE CRIMINAL
ORGANIZATION, AND THE FEDS PUT
ME IN THE
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.
THEY EXTENDED MY FOREHEAD,
MY FEET, LEGS...
PLUGGED HAIR FOLLICLES INTO MY
SKIN, AND I BECAME THE MYTHICAL
CREATURE KNOWN AS "BIGFOOT" AND
ENDED MY LIFE OF CRIME.
SO, LIKE I SAID, GOOD LUCK WITH
THAT.
NO ONE'S EVER GONNA BELIEVE YOU
SAW BIGFOOT.
THAT'S WHY IT'S THE PERFECT
IDENTITY FOR THE
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.
>> Tommy: BUT THAT WAS MY DAD'S
FATHER'S DAY PIE!
[ SIGHS ] OH!
OOPS!
ALMOST! I GOT IT!
UH, NO.
>> AH, GEEZ!
HOW'S ABOUT YOU AND ME MAKE YOUR
DAD A NEW PIE?
>> Tommy: OH, BOY!
>> BUT ON ONE CONDITION.
THAT STUFF I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY
REAL NAME BEING
VITO PIZZARELLI...
>> Tommy: YEAH?
>> ...FORGET ABOUT IT!
SERIOUSLY, FORGET ABOUT IT.
THEY WILL MURDER US BOTH.
>> Grandpa: I'M TELLING YOU,
MR. PICKLES HAS PRISONERS IN HIS
DOGHOUSE!
I CAN HEAR THEM IN THERE!
>> Beverly: DAD, PLEASE!
BEFORE YOU LAUNCH INTO ANOTHER
CRAZY STORY, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
>> Grandpa: OH, WE USED TO HAVE
SUCH FUN!
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I PROMISE NOT TO MENTION
MR. PICKLES FOR THE REST OF THE
DAY.
>> KNOCK, KNOCK!
NOW, WHAT'S THIS CRIME YOU
NEEDED TO TELL ME ABOUT, HUH?
>> Grandpa: UH...
UH, SOMEBODY STOLE A...PIE?
>> A PIE THIEF?!
WELL, THE FIRST 24 HOURS ARE THE
MOST IMPORTANT!
I'M ON IT! WHEEEEEEEE!
I'M STILL HERE!
SEE YA. BYE!
>> Stanley: WELL, HERE'S YOUR
FATHER'S DAY CARD...DAD.
>> LOOKS LIKE YOU PUT A LOT OF
WORK INTO THIS.
TOO BAD IT'S GARBAGE!
>> Stanley: WHAT?
>> YOU'RE A LOUSY SON!
I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!
>> AND I WISH I WAS BORN WITH
THREE ARMS.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> ♪ FULL SPEED AHEAD ♪
♪ THIS IS STRAIGHT FROM THE... ♪
>> HEY, NOW, PLAYERS!
OH, YEAH!
>> OKAY, STAY HERE, KID.
I'LL DO THE SHOPPING.
YOU'RE THE LOOKOUT.
>> Tommy: OKAY, BIGFOOT!
>> EVERYBODY LISTEN UP, AND
NOBODY GETS HURT!
>> BIGFOOT!
>> SHORT LADY, GET ME A STICK OF
BUTTER!
FAT MAN -- EGGS!
GLASSES -- POUND OF FLOUR!
[ GROWLING ]
>> Tommy: HI, LINDA!
>> YOU'RE ALL DONE WITH YOUR
BATH NOW!
HEY, TOMMY!
THIS IS LINDA JR.!
>> Tommy: I'M TOMMY, AND THIS IS
MR. PICKLES.
>> WHY DO YOU CALL HIM
"MR. PICKLES"?
>> [ SHOUTS ]
>> Tommy: 'CAUSE HE LOVES
PICKLES, AND HE GETS ONE EVERY
TIME HE'S A GOOD BOY!
>> Y'ALL SEEN A PIE THIEF AROUND
HERE?
SHERIFF'S OFFERING A REWARD.
>> Tommy: IT WAS BIGFOOT!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> EVERYBODY KNOW BIGFOOT DON'T
EXIST!
BESIDES, THE PIE THIEF LOOKS
LIKE THIS!
>> OH, I KNOW WHO THAT IS!
>> WHO, MAMA?
>> THAT'S YOUR DADDY!
>> HERE YOU GO, BIGFOOT!
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
CREAM SHERRY?
WELL, IT GIVES CHERRY PIE JUST
THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF MWAH!
[ GROWLS ]
>> AAH!
>> HERE'S YOUR VOYEUR TAPE!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLS ]
>> HEY, STOP TRYING TO BREAK IN
HERE!
THERE'S NO DOGS ALLOW-- OW!
AAH!
>> HUH?!
THAT DOG'S TRYING TO BREAK IN
AGAIN!
>> THERE HE IS!
AAH!
>> NOW, IF YOU'RE THINKING YOU
CAN TELL PEOPLE YOU'VE SEEN ME,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
OH, ONE MORE THING!
[ ALL GASP ]
HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> FINALLY, SOMETHING TO BLOG
ABOUT!
>> LMAO!
SOMEONE DOWN IN OLD TOWN POSTED
HE'D SEEN A BIGFOOT IN A GROCERY
STORE BUYING CHERRY-PIE
INGREDIENTS, INCLUDING CREAM
SHERRY!
>> AH, WHAT AN IDIOT.
BIGFOOT DON'T EXIST.
>> BUT WASN'T CREAM SHERRY
VITO PIZZARELLI'S SPECIAL
INGREDIENT?
>> SO?
>> SUPPOSE, IN ORDER TO
UNDERMINE THE CREDIBILITY OF ANY
SIGHTING OF A PROTECTED WITNESS,
THE FEDS GAVE SNITCHES NEW
IDENTITIES AS MYTHICAL CREATURES
SUCH AS A CENTAUR OR A MERMAID.
>> NO, NO, MERMAIDS IS REAL.
I SEENT ONE IN A RIVER.
MYTHICAL CREATURES IS MORE LIKE
SPACE GOBLINS OR THE CHEESE MAN!
>> OR A UNICORN.
>> HEY, SOME PEOPLE WAS ALSO
BRUTALLY MURDERED AT THE SAME
GROCERY STORE!
>> IT'S VITO PIZZARELLI!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Beverly: THIS IS REALLY NICE, DAD.
>> Grandpa: I HAVEN'T ENJOYED
MYSELF THIS MUCH SINCE...
UH...
>> HELP!
>> SHH!
>> Beverly: DAD?
>> Grandpa: UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY
FOURS?
>> Tommy: AND ANOTHER TIME, MY
DAD SHOWED ME HOW TO FISH, AND
ANOTHER TIME, MY DAD SHOWED ME
WHAT A TURTLE WAS!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> Tommy: AND ANOTHER TIME --
>> YEAH, YEAH, KID.
LOOKS LIKE THE PIE'S DONE.
>> Tommy: WOW, IT LOOKS JUST
LIKE MOM'S PIE!
>> WELL, LET ME KNOW HOW IT
GOES.
IT GETS LONELY OUT HERE BEING
BIGFOOT.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERS ]
[ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]
>> YOU DROPPED ANOTHER ONE, SON!
NOW, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SAY TO
ME?!
SAY IT!
>> Stanley: I'M...
>> YOU SAY IT!
>> Stanley: I'M SO HAPPY TO
SPEND FATHER'S DAY WITH YOU.
>> NOW TAKE ME TO THE DINER!
>> Tommy: OH, COME ON, BOY.
DAD DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO SPEND
FATHER'S DAY WITH ME.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
>> [ MOANING ] OH, YEAH!
>> Tommy: HI, AGAIN, BIGFOOT!
>> TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
STAY OVER THERE!
>> Tommy: BUT I BROUGHT MY DAD
HIS PIE, AND HE WAS HAVING
FATHER'S DAY WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> ALL RIGHT, I GOT A NEW PLAN.
BEAT IT, TOOTS.
GET YOURSELF SOME BERRIES.
>> Grandpa: ♪ YOU AND I ♪
>> Beverly: ♪ I AND YOU ♪
>> ♪ U-U-U-U-U-U-US ♪
>> Grandpa: YOU STILL GOT IT,
SWEETHEART!
>> Beverly: WELL, I LEARNED FROM
THE BEST.
NOW, HOW ABOUT I GO BUY YOU SOME
ICE CREAM?
>> Grandpa: OH, THANK YOU!
THIS IS THE BEST FATHER'S DAY
SINCE --
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> HELP! HELP ME!
I'VE BEEN HELD PRISONER BY AN
EVIL DOG!
>> Grandpa: THAT MAKES YOU A
WITNESS!
>> AAH! IT'S YOUR DOG!
GET AWAY!
>> Grandpa: WAIT!
>> [ BARKING ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> UGH! WHY'D YOU DO THAT, HUH?!
WHY'D YOU DO THAT, SON?!
>> Stanley: WHAT THE --
>> I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
>> NO, MY BOY MADE A MESS, AND
HE'S GONNA CLEAN IT UP -- WITH
HIS MOUTH.
>> Stanley: NO, I WON'T DO IT!
>> DO IT. DO IT.
>> Stanley: I WON'T!
>> DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR
FATHER!
EAT IT, OR YOU'RE FIRED!
>> Stanley: OH, JUST EAT IT?
YEAH, I GUESS I COULD.
>> NOW, KID, I WANT YOU TO GO IN
THERE AND HIT HIM IN THE FACE
WITH THIS PIE.
>> Tommy: BUT I LOVE MY DAD!
>> SOMETIMES, IN ORDER TO REMIND
SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU,
YOU MUST HURT THEM -- BADLY.
NOW GO.
[ CAR DOOR OPENS ]
OH, NO -- THE GABAGOOLIES!
>> Tommy: DAD?
>> Stanley: OH, TOMMY!
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] UH...
>> Tommy: I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO SPEND FATHER'S DAY WITH ME,
BUT I STILL THINK YOU'RE THE
BEST DAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
>> NO, HE'S NOT! I AM!
>> Stanley: BOSS, YOU CAN TAKE
MY JOB AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A--
>> HOLD IT, KID!
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PIE, HUH?!
>> Tommy: YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
ME IF I TOLD YOU!
>> OH, YEAH, WISE GUY? TRY ME!
>> OR I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
>> Stanley: TOMMY, WATCH OUT!
DON'T GET SHOT!
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE GOT
THE PIE.
>> All: HUH?!
>> FROM BIGFOOT!
>> All: VITO PIZZARELLI!
>> TELL THE DEER I SAID GOODBYE.
>> ♪ I AM BLUE ♪
>> Tommy: I'M SO GLAD WE GOT TO
SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER ON
FATHER'S DAY, DAD!
>> Stanley: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
TOMMY, ME TOO!
>> IT'S SO GREAT TO SPEND THE
DAY WITH MY SON AND MY GRANDSON!
>> Tommy: HUH?!
WHERE'S MR. PICKLES?!
>> ♪ THE WAY THAT I HELD YOU ♪
>> I'VE SEEN A LOT OF THINGS,
DOG, BUT AIN'T NOBODY GONNA
BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL THEM
ABOUT THIS.
>> HELP! SOMEONE HELP!
NO!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> HUH?!
>> GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
>> Grandpa: WAIT!
WE CAN EXPOSE MR. PICKLES
TOGETHER!
[ CLICK ]
>> NO!
>> DROP THE WEAPON, YOU
MURDERING PIE THIEF!
GOOD WORK, MR. PICKLES!
>> BUT IT WAS THE DOG A-AND
BIGFOOT!
>> Grandpa: BIGFOOT?
>> AND I'M A UNICORN, RIGHT?
>> HMM.
>> NICE DOGGY!
I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING!
>> HOT DANG IT, WE'RE TOO LATE!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> SORRY, BOYS!
MR. PICKLES BEAT US TO IT.
>> WELL, WHO'S GONNA GET THE
REWARD?
>> THAT DOG SURE IS ONE SMART
SON OF A GUN!
OH!
>> FATHER? YOU CAME BACK!
>> YOU'RE A LOUSY SON!
I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!
>> AWW, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DAD!
>> Beverly: OH, SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PIE DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT TO ME.
>> Stanley: I THINK IT'S EVEN
BETTER THAN USUAL, DEAR, THANKS
TO TOMMY AND MR. PICKLES FOR
FINDING THE PIE.
>> Tommy: FORGET ABOUT IT!
GOOD BOY, MR. PICKLES!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Tommy: DAD, CAN WE GET SOME
OF THOSE JUMBO PICKLES FROM THE
GROCERY?
>> Stanley: SORRY, TOMMY.
I DIDN'T GET THAT PROMOTION.
>> Beverly: BESIDES, THE GROCERY
STORE WAS CLOSED FOR SOME
REASON.
I COULDN'T GET THE ICE CREAM YOU
WANTED.
>> Grandpa: WELL, I KNOW
SOMETHING YOU COULD DO INSTEAD.
NOW YOU'LL FINALLY SEE!
HE'S KEEPING PRISONERS IN --
HUH?
>> Beverly: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY,
DAD.
>> Grandpa: NO! IT CAN'T BE!
>> [ BARKING ]
[ GREGORIAN MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> HEY, BOSS, WE ROBBING A BANK
OR SOMETHING?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
♪ GOOD BOY ♪KLES ♪ ♪ HE'S A DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪