>> [ HUMS PLEASANTLY ] AH! HMM. WHAT A NICE DAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
UGH! LITTERERS.
DESPICABLE! HUH.
ENJOYING THAT LOLLYPOP, TIMMY?
>> DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY PARENTS
ARE?
>> YEAH, THEY'RE IN THAT VAN
OVER THERE.
[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ]
COME ON, I'LL TAKE YOU TO 'EM.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> HEY!
>> MOM! DAD!
>> THIS WAY!
>> HEY, THOSE TREATS ARE FOR
LITTLE KIDS NOT DO--
AAH!
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> OW! MY EYE!
>> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪
♪ GOOD BOY ♪
♪ NICE DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU ♪
>> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!
GOOD BOY!
[ GASPS ] MY TOOTH IS LOOSE! >> Beverly: AWW. >> Grandpa: WELL, AFTER IT FALLS
OUT, IF YOU PUT THAT TOOTH UNDER
YOUR PILLOW BEFORE YOU SLEEP,
YOU'LL GET A VISIT FROM THE
TOOTH FAIRY.
>> Tommy: [ GASPS ] REALLY?!
DO YOU GET TO SEE HER WHEN YOU
TAKE YOUR TEETH OUT?
>> Grandpa: UM, UH, I DON'T --
>> Stanley: GO BITE INTO AN
APPLE FROM THE YARD.
THAT'S HOW I LOST MY FIRST
TOOTH.
>> Tommy: OH, OKAY!
[ PANTING ]
>> Stanley: [ CHUCKLES ]
[ WHIR! ]
HUH?
>> Grandpa: I DON'T TAKE MY
DENTURES OUT BECAUSE, WHEN I
DID, MR. PICKLES WOULD PUT A
BIRD WITH A DOLL'S HEAD SEWN
ONTO IT UNDER MY PILLOW!
THEN THE BIRD WOULD POOP A
PENTAGRAM ONTO MY CHEST. >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> Stanley: HMM.
>> Tommy: THERE'S NO MORE
APPLES!
THERE'S NO MORE GARDEN!
>> Beverly: THAT'S BECAUSE I
JUICED IT ALL.
>> Stanley: A NEW JUICER?
BUT I NEED A NEW STARTER FOR MY
TRUCK.
>> Beverly: OH, JUST DRINK YOUR
BREAKFAST.
>> Stanley: [ GROANS ]
>> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
LET'S GO LOSE MY TOOTH!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: WHAT?! HEY!
>> Tommy: HI, GUYS.
I'M LOOKING FOR AN APPLE TREE.
>> YOU BE CAREFUL, TOMMY.
YOU FEEL ME?
>> Tommy: SURE! I FEEL YOU.
>> WHAT? NO!
>> AND IF ONE OF THESE MEN TRIES
TO FEEL YA, YOU TELL HIM TO COME
BY MY JAIL.
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
[ CROWS CAWING, PASTORAL MUSIC
PLAYS ]
>> Tommy: MAYBE THIS APPLE WILL
PULL MY TOOTH OUT!
[ CHOMP! ]
NOPE.
>> HEY!
>> Tommy: HUH?
>> WHO'S STEALING MY APPLES?!
[ CROWS CAWING ]
AAH! CROWS!
AAH! SCARECROW!
YOUR WHOLE POINT OF EXISTENCE IS
TO SCARE THOSE CROWS, AND YOU
LOOK SO FRIENDLY AND COMFORTABLE
WITH THEM!
>> Tommy: HI.
I WAS EATING YOUR APPLES SO I
COULD LOSE MY TOOTH.
>> HUH?! WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?!
THAT'S NEVER GONNA WORK!
YOU GOT TO USE A GUN!
>> Tommy: OKAY.
[ ANIMALS CALLING ]
>> [ RETCHES ]
[ Hoarsely ] WELL, HEY,
MRS. GOODMAN.
>> Beverly: LINDA.
>> GOT SOME PREMIUM-GRADE MEATS
TODAY.
EATS REAL GOOD.
[ COUGHS, SNORTS ]
>> Beverly: UH...HAVE SOME
JUICE.
IT'S MADE FROM FRUITS AND
VEGETABLES.
>> HUH'S AND WHATABLES?
[ GRUNTS, SNIFFS ]
>> Beverly: DAD, WHY ARE YOU
WEARING A HELMET?
>> Grandpa: SO MR. PICKLES
DOESN'T STEAL MY DENTURES, OF
COURSE.
>> Beverly: OHH.
>> WHOA!
[ SLURPS ]
THEM HUH'S AND WHATABLES GOT ME
FEELIN' GOOD!
>> Beverly: OH, GREAT, LINDA.
>> WO-O-W! JUICE ME AGAIN!
>> Beverly: I'M AFRAID WE'RE OUT
OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
>> OH, I COULD GET SOME, BUT YOU
GOTTA DRIVE!
>> SORRY, STANLEY'S TRUCK WON'T
START.
>> NO!
>> Tommy: OKAY! I'M READY!
>> AAH!
[ BULLET RICOCHETS ]
>> Tommy: AW!
>> NO WONDER THAT SCARECROW'S SO
USELESS!
HE CAN'T EVEN KEEP HIS EYEBROWS
ON!
OH, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
[ GAGS ]
>> Tommy: AW, NOW I'LL NEVER GET
TO SEE THE TOOTH FAIRY!
>> HUH?!
THE TOOTH FAIRY'S NOT EVEN REAL!
>> Tommy: BUT MY GRANDPA TOLD
ME --
>> YOUR GRANDPA'S A LIAR!
>> Tommy: BUT --
>> LIAR!
WHY IS THE WORLD SO FULL OF
LIARS?!
[ GAGS ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BABBLES
DEMONICALLY ]
[ CROWS CAW FEARFULLY ]
[ CROWS CAWING ]
>> AAH!
>> Grandpa: [ HUMMING ]
AAH!
[ CROWS CAWING ]
HEY! OHH!
[ Muffled ] MY DENTURES!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Beverly: UGH.
>> [ GRUNTING CRAZILY ]
>> Beverly: LINDA, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
>> [ SCREAMS ]
NOW LET'S GET SOME FLUTES AND
VENTRICLES!
>> Beverly: FRUITS AND
VEGETABLES.
>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
NOW LET'S GO!
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
>> OOH.
>> Stanley: UH, HEY, DAN.
HOW'S IT GOING?
>> WELL -- WELL -- G-G-G-G-G--
W-W-W--
>> Stanley: WELL, TELL ME LATER,
ALL RIGHT?
I REALLY HAVE TO USE THE
RESTROOM.
>> B-BUT MY WIFE -- M-MY WIFE --
>> Stanley: MY WIFE GAVE ME
JUICE THIS MORNING.
I REALLY GOT TO --
>> [ STAMMERING ]
>> Stanley: UH-HUH, YEAH,
UH-HUH.
[ GRUNTS ] GOTTA GO.
HUH? A LOCK.
>> NEW POLICY, GOODMAN.
YOU GOTTA PAY TO PEE.
[ COINS JINGLE ]
>> Stanley: WHAT?
I'M NOT GONNA PAY TO PEE.
>> [ STAMMERING INTENSELY ]
[ Distinctly ] YOU'VE GOT TO PAY
TO PEE NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Tommy: MY GRANDPA'S A LIAR.
THE TOOTH FAIRY'S NOT EVEN REAL.
>> UH, WHY, OF COURSE THE TOOTH FAIRY'S REAL. >> Tommy: WELL, I WANT TO SEE
HER!
>> UH, WELL, UH, SHE ONLY LETS
ADULTS SEE HER.
>> Tommy: SO IF I LOOK LIKE AN
ADULT, WOULD I BE ABLE TO SEE
HER?
>> UH, I GUESS SO.
>> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
LET'S GO TRICK THE TOOTH FAIRY!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Stanley: HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
HOLD ON.
[ GROANS ]
OH, MY GOD! I GOT TO PEE!
PEE, PEE, PEE, PEE, PEE, PEE.
[ GASPS ] GREAT.
[ BELL JINGLES ]
OOH! SCUSE ME!
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY STILL
MAKE SUCKER WRAPPERS THAT AREN'T
BIODEGRADABLE?
SO BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
>> BUT SO GOOD FOR MOLESTING
CHILDREN.
>> OH, THEY'RE GREAT.
HUH?
>> GOTCHA!
>> EVERYBODY OUT!
THIS IS A CRIME SCENE NOW.
>> Stanley: OHH.
>> Beverly: LINDA, WHY ARE WE
STOPPING HERE?
OHH!
>> DRIVE!
>> HEY!
>> Beverly: OH!
>> WHO'S STEALING MY APPLES?!
OHH!
SCARECROW!
WHERE DID YOUR CLOTHES AND
EYEBROW GO?!
>> Tommy: NOW I LOOK LIKE AN
ADULT, SO I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE
THE TOOTH FAIRY!
>> HELP!
THAT MAN WITH THE MUSTACHE IS A
PEDOPHILE!
>> OHH!
HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
SIR!
>> Tommy: HUH?
OH, CANDY!
>> FREEZE, PEDOPHILE!
>> Tommy: BUT --
>> ZIP IT.
NOW GET IN THE BACK WITH THE
REST OF THE PEDOPHILES.
>> AAH!
>> [ IMITATING SIREN ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS,
WHINES ]
>> OHH, THIS IS TERRIBLE!
>> Together: MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
>> WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT
THE OZONE LAYER.
>> Together: MM-HMM.
>> Tommy: UH, I DON'T BELONG
HERE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY.
[ ALL GASP ]
>> YOU GUYS THINKIN' WHAT I'M
THINKIN'?
>> Together: YEAH.
>> OHHHHHH, YEAH.
IF WE SHAVE OUR MUSTACHES, THE
SHERIFF WILL THINK WE'RE JUST
LITTLE KIDS.
>> TOMMY!
WHAT ARE YOU LITTLE KIDS DOING
SNEAKING IN HERE?
OUT YA GO.
NOW, YOU KIDS BE SAFE.
THERE'S SOME PEDOPHILES AROUND
HERE SOMEWHERE.
[ GRUNTING ]
YOU SURE THIS'LL WORK?
>> FEMALE DEER PEE ATTRACTS MALE
DEER.
>> [ High-pitched ] SHOULD WORK
THE SAME WITH LITTLE BOYS AND
PEDOPHILES, SHERIFF.
>> HUH.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS ANYWAY?
[ RUSTLING ]
UH, SHH! SOMEONE'S COMING.
>> Stanley: OH, FINALLY!
OH. AHH!
>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
MR. GOODMAN!
YOU GOT YOUR MAN PEE ALL OVER MY
LITTLE-BOY PEE!
>> Stanley: WHAT?
>> GET OUTTA HERE!
>> Stanley: AI!
>> HERE, HAVE SOME CANDY.
>> Tommy: OH, THANKS!
[ CHOMP! ]
MY TOOTH!
BUT NOW I CAN'T TRICK THE
TOOTH FAIRY.
>> [ Singsong voice ] WELL, WE
KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHINES,
BARKS ]
[ CROWS CAWING ]
>> [ Muffled ] HEY! MY DENTURES!
[ ENGINE RUNNING ]
>> Beverly: OHH.
WELL, LINDA, WE MIGHT AS WELL
MAKE SOME J--
>> THAT'S ALL THE JUICE!
>> Beverly: WHAT?!
>> [ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]
WE GOTTA GET SOME MORE!
>> Beverly: NO, WE ARE
DEFINITELY NOT --
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]
>> HEY!
>> Beverly: AAH!
>> DARN IT!
[ GAGS ]
HEY!
WHERE DID THAT SCARECROW GO?!
>> [ LAUGHING CRAZILY ]
>> Beverly: OH!
>> HUH?
>> Beverly: IT'S FOR YOUR OWN
GOOD, LINDA.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> NOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> Beverly: OH! LINDA!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
[ LULLABY PLAYS ] >> NOW GO TO SLEEP, AND THE TOOTH FAIRY WILL COME.
>> Tommy: HOW WILL I KNOW SHE
WAS HERE?
>> BECAUSE SHE'LL LEAVE MONEY
UNDER YOUR PILLOW.
>> Tommy: OH.
AND THAT MUST BE WHY YOU'RE
VIDEOTAPING, SO I CAN SEE HER
LATER.
>> YEAH. SURE.
>> Tommy: OH, BOY!
>> SAY, YOU TIRED YET?
>> Tommy: NOPE. WIDE AWAKE.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ALL RIGHT. PAY UP.
>> SORRY. I'M TAPPED.
>> NO, NO. GO RECYCLE BOTTLES.
I NEED TO SEE SOME MONEY UNDER
THIS PILLOW.
IMAGINE HOW TRAUMATIZED THIS KID
WILL BE IF HE THINKS THE
TOOTH FAIRY NEVER CAME.
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE
WE, LENNY?
>> CAN'T I JUST PAY YOU BACK?
>> SURE.
NOW, WHO GETS TO GO FIRST?
>> Together: OH, ME, ME, ME, ME.
HUH?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> Grandpa: [ Muffled ] MY
DENTURES!
[ CROWS CAWING ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
[ HOT JAZZ PLAYS ]
>> Grandpa: MR. PICKLES!
>> AAH!
>> Grandpa: OH!
[ CRIES ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Grandpa: WHAT THE... >> AAH! >> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Grandpa: OHH!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Grandpa: YOU'VE GOT TO HELP
ME!
THAT'S NOT MY BLOOD!
THAT DOG, HE'S JUICING UP
BODIES!
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
[ MUSIC ENDS ]
>> ♪ I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY,
SHA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ I'M ALL ALONE, SO I HOPE
NOBODY PEDOPHILES ME ♪
>> Grandpa: SHERIFF!
>> WHA--
>> Grandpa: THERE WERE MEN IN A
WHITE VAN OUT IN THE WOODS A--
>> SHWA!
SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT SETUP
FOR SOME PEDOPHILES.
>> Grandpa: WHAT? NO!
MR. PICKLES JUICED THEIR BODIES
AND SOLD THEIR BLOOD!
>> HUH?
[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Grandpa: THERE'S MR. PICKLES
AND THE MONEY!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: WAIT!
TOMMY?
>> Tommy: [ SIGHS ]
HUH?
THE TOOTH FAIRY CAME!
>> Grandpa: WHA--
>> WHICH IS IT -- DID
MR. PICKLES JUICE SOME PEOPLE TO
SELL THEIR BLOOD...
>> Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ Sweetly ]...OR WAS IT THE
TOOTH FAIRY?
>> Grandpa: OHH, I...
OHH, IT WAS THE TOOTH FAIRY.
>> HUH?!
THE TOOTH FAIRY'S REAL?!
>> Tommy: YEAH! SEE?
IT'S THE TOOTH FAIRY! HURRAY!
>> HURRAY!
>> Grandpa: OHH!
>> Tommy: SHERIFF, YOU LOOK
FUNNY.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> DON'T I LOOK LIKE A LITTLE
BOY?
>> Tommy: NOT WITH THAT
MUSTACHE.
>> MUSTACHE?
>> ♪ I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY,
SHA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
>> GOTCHA.
>> GOTCHA!
>> HUH?
>> Stanley: AAH! I GOTTA PEE!
I GOTTA PEE! I GOTTA PEE!
GOTTA PEE! GOTTA PEE!
HI, DEAR. HELLO.
>> Beverly: HONEY.
>> Stanley: HI. GOTTA PEE.
>> Beverly: BUT THERE'S
SOMETHING WE NEED TO TELL YOU
ABOUT YOUR TRUCK.
>> Stanley: I DON'T CARE.
SELL THE TRUCK.
>> Beverly: TOMMY GOT YOUR TRUCK
FIXED.
>> Stanley: WHA? I GOTTA --
>> Tommy: I GOT A VISIT FROM THE
TOOTH FAIRY!
>> Stanley: UH-HUH.
THAT'S GREAT. OKAY.
>> Tommy: DAD, I SAW HER!
RIGHT, GRANDPA?
>> Stanley: OH, MY GOD!
>> Grandpa: [ Hesitantly ] YES.
>> Beverly: DAD, YOU LOST YOUR
DENTURES AGAIN?
HOW ARE YOU GONNA EAT YOUR
DINNER?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Beverly: MR. PICKLES FOUND
THE JUICER.
>> Tommy: GOOD BOY, MR. PI--
>> JUICE!
[ LIQUID RUNNING ]
>> Stanley: [ MOANING ]
>> Beverly: STANLEY!
>> Grandpa: HEY!
[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] HUH? [ CROWS CAWING ]
NO!
>> AAH! THE SCARECROW IS ALIVE!
[ GAGS ]
[ CROWS CAWING ]
[ SQUIRT! ]
>> Grandpa: AAH!
>> AAH!
>> ♪ PICKLES ♪
♪ GOOD BOY ♪
♪ NICE DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪