[ ENGINE TURNS OFF ] >> OH, YEAH. WHAT?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> HUH.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
>> IDIOT.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> I'M RON BOLTON'S GUY.
>> YOUR TARGET'S PLAYING BINGO
TOMORROW NIGHT.
I'M GONNA MISS GRAMMY, BUT I
CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY
INHERITANCE!
FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO IS GET
MY BUTTHOLE BLEACHED.
>> MIND IF I SHOOT HER IN THE
FACE?
>> SURE.
[ HUMMING ]
OH, MY BUTTHOLE!
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪
♪ GOOD BOY ♪
♪ NICE DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU ♪
>> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!
GOOD BOY! >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ] >> Grandpa: HUH?
[ GASPS ]
[ MOANS ]
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
>> Beverly: SOMEBODY'S EXCITED
THIS MORNING.
>> Tommy: WOW!
I WISH I HAD MUSCLES LIKE HIM.
>> Stanley: WELL, THIS WRESTLING
IS JUST FAKERY.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: [ MOANS ]
LAST NIGHT, MR. PICKLES --
>> Beverly: DAD, PLEASE.
NOT ANOTHER "EVIL MR. PICKLES"
STORY!
>> Grandpa: ACTUALLY, ME AND
MR. PICKLES HAD A GOOD TIME LAST
NIGHT.
I WOKE UP, AND HE WAS POURING
WHISKEY IN MY MOUTH. HEY! WHAT ARE YOU --
WELL! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
HE CONVINCED ME TO HEAD TO THE
TAVERN.
WE HAD A REAL HOOT.
[ CLICK, DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
WE STAYED TILL THEY KICKED US
OUT.
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
BUT MR. PICKLES WANTED MORE
DRINKS.
LAST THING I REMEMBER IS, UH,
SEEING YOUR FRIEND LINDA.
>> HI, GRANDPA.
>> Grandpa: I GUESS THAT'S ALL I
REMEMBER.
MAYBE MR. PICKLES DOESN'T WANT
TO TORMENT ME ANYMORE.
>> MORNING, BABY!
>> Grandpa: HUH?
>> YOU WAS AN ANIMAL LAST NIGHT!
[ GROWLS ]
>> Beverly: LINDA?
IS THAT MY MOTHER'S WEDDING
RING?
>> Grandpa: HUH?
>> WE'S MARRIED.
>> Grandpa: WHAT?!
WE GOT MARRIED?!
>> Tommy: YAY! NEW GRANDMA!
>> NOW, COME UPSTAIRS!
[ HUMMING ]
>> Grandpa: [ GROANS ]
I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS.
>> Beverly: MARRIAGE IS A
SERIOUS COMMITMENT THAT YOU NEED
TO HONOR.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: WHA--
YOU!
>> Stanley: WELP,
CONGRATULATIONS.
BYE, DEAR.
>> Grandpa: HUH?
OHHHHHH!
>> I'M RON BOLTON, AND I CAN
TAKE CARE ALL YOUR LEGAL NEEDS.
>> Grandpa: GREAT! WHAT DO I DO?
>> IF YOUR WIFE FALLS FOR ONE OF
MY UNDERCOVER SEDUCERS, THEN YOU
CLAIM INFIDELITY AND GET YOUR
DIVORCE.
>> Grandpa: PERFECT!
>> BUT NOW ACT LIKE EVERYTHING'S
WONDERFUL.
GOT IT?
AND REMEMBER -- WE DO VALIDATE
FOR PARKING.
PARKING VALIDATION COVERS
15 MINUTES OR LESS.
>> [ HUMMING ]
>> Grandpa: HUH?
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Beverly: LINDA, DON'T --
>> WE MOVIN' IN.
MEET YOUR NEW DAUGHTER --
LINDA JR.
AAH!
>> Grandpa: WONDERFUL.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Tommy: HI!
>> THANK YOU FOR YOUR GRACIOUS
HOSPITALITY.
>> Y'ALL GOT EVERYTHING TOO
SPREAD OUT.
IF YOU PILE IT IN THE CORNER,
THEN YOU CAN MAKE ROOM FOR A
FLOOR FIRE OR A SQUIRREL PIT.
[ SQUIRRELS CHATTER ]
>> Beverly: UH, THIS IS STILL MY
HOUSE.
>> DON'T YOU BACK-TALK ME!
YOU DON'T WANT ME TAKING MY SHOE
OFF.
>> Beverly: [ GASPS ]
THAT'S A FLIPPER, NOT A SHOE!
>> Grandpa: UH, EVERYTHING'S
WONDERFUL.
>> Beverly: THIS MARRIAGE IS A
DISASTER!
>> MARRIAGE IS A SERIOUS
COMMITMENT THAT YOU NEED TO
HONOR!
>> Beverly: [ GASPS ] OH.
>> AAH! AAH!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> THANKS FOR SHOWING ME AROUND,
TOMMY.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> ONE, TWO! TAKE THIS.
TAKE THAT! TAKE THIS!
HUH?
>> Tommy: NICE COSTUMES!
CAN WE WRESTLE WITH YOU?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU CAN'T WRESTLE WITH THOSE
LEGS.
>> Tommy: OHH!
>> YEAH, YOU CRIPPLED LOSER!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Tommy: OH, I HATE MY LEG
BRACES.
>> NOBODY'S PERFECT.
I HAVE A THUMB GROWING OUT OF MY
BELLYBUTTON.
>> Tommy: [ GASPS ] WOW!
>> THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM
BEING HAPPY.
YOU JUST HAVE TO BE YOURSELF.
>> Tommy: [ LAUGHS ]
>> PLEASE DON'T TOUCH IT.
>> [ Surfer accent ] RON BOLTON
POOL CLEANING.
>> Grandpa: SHE'S UPSTAIRS.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
HUH?
>> GOT TO MARK MY TERRITORY!
NOW I KNOW WHERE TO SMELL IT ON
MY MAN!
>> EWWWW.
HUH?
>> OH, MY GOODNESS!
>> Grandpa: GOTCHA!
HUH?
>> OOH!
WE 'BOUT TO GET REAL FREAKY,
DADDY!
>> HUH? WHERE AM I?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> AAH!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Did you seduce her yet?
>> [ BARKS ] >> This is Ron Bolton. Who am I talking to?
>> [ BARKS ]
>> Hello?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> ATTENTION, EVERYONE!
NOW WE'RE PUSHING CRUSHER DOLLS,
AND YOU BETTER SELL.
OR YOU'LL BE CRUSHED BY THE...
>> CRUSHER!
AHHH!
RAWR!
>> Stanley: SORRY, MA'AM.
YES --
>> YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BUY 100
CRUSHER DOLLS?
WE'LL GET THOSE RIGHT OVER TO
YOU!
CRUSHED!
>> OH, WOW.
>> Stanley: COME ON.
THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN ON --
>> CRUSHER!
I'M INVITING YOU ALL TO MY MATCH
TONIGHT.
[ GROWLS ]
AHHH!
CRUSHER!
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE
DISAPPEARED?
>> Grandpa: I CAN'T HOLD HER OFF
MUCH LONGER.
>> JUST DO WHAT I SAY, AND
YOU'LL BE DIVORCED FASTER THAN
YOU CAN SAY...
ANYTHING I SAY CAN'T BE HELD
AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW.
NOW, HERE'S THE PLAN.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
GLORIA, HERE, HAS HANDS BUT NO
ARMS.
>> BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM
MAKING THE BEST THONGS IN TOWN.
>> Tommy: BUT WHERE'D HER ARMS
GO?
>> THIS IS BARRY.
HE'S GOT WEBBED FEET.
>> BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM
BUILDING WITH METAL.
>> Tommy: UH-HUH.
BUT WHERE'D THAT LADY'S ARMS GO?
>> THIS IS DAN.
>> HI.
>> HE'S NORMAL.
>> BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP MY
SISTER FROM BEING THE BEST
JUNKYARD DOG IN TOWN.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Tommy: AAH!
>> [ GIGGLES ]
SEE? WE CAN DO ANYTHING.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> YOU JUST HAVE TO BE YOURSELF.
>> Tommy: SO, YOU GUYS CAN DO
ANYTHING?
>> Together: HOORAY!
>> Tommy: SO YOU CAN MAKE ME A
WRESTLING COSTUME TO COVER UP MY
LEG BRACES SO NO ONE WILL THINK
I'M A CRIPPLE ANYMORE!
HOORAY!
>> Together: OHHH!
>> OHHH!
[ "FUR ELISE" PLAYS ]
>> AAH!
>> Grandpa: AAH! UH...
>> THIS FANCY.
NOW GIMME SOME OF THAT THING!
>> Grandpa: COME ON, RON BOLTON!
>> [ CACKLING ]
>> DON'T STARE, NOW, SHERIFF.
IT AIN'T MANNERS.
>> I WANT ICE CREAM, MAMA.
>> YOU KNOW A SHERIFF DON'T GET
NO ICE CREAM UNLESS HE CRACKS A
BIG CASE.
>> MAMA, I LOVE YOU.
>> WHY, THANK YOU, SHERIFF.
YOU'RE A VERY NICE BOY.
>> NOW CAN I HAVE SOME ICE
CREAM?
>> OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK
ME, AREN'T YOU?
>> ♪ GRANDPA LOVES HIS LADY,
BABY ♪
>> Grandpa: NO!
>> ♪ LINDA GONNA DRINK HIM UP
LIKE BIRD EGGS 'N' GRAVY ♪
>> Grandpa: HUH?
>> Beverly: DAD, I HAD TO TELL
YOU -- I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN
SUPPORTIVE OF YOU AND LINDA.
>> SHALL WE DANCE?
>> Grandpa: NO! SHE'S NOT THE --
>> Beverly: WHY, YES.
I'D LOVE TO SUPPORT LINDA'S
LOVELY VOICE.
>> Grandpa: NO!
>> ♪ YEAH ♪
>> CRUSHER!
>> HEY!
IT'S THAT LEG-BRACE KID FROM
BEFORE!
>> COOL COSTUME.
DITCH THOSE WEIRDOS AND HANG
WITH US.
>> HEY! WHO YOU CALLING "WEIRD"?
>> HE DOESN'T WANT TO HANG OUT
WITH YOU JERKS.
>> Tommy: OKAY! BYE!
[ ALL GROAN ]
[ PIANO RIFF PLAYS ]
>> ♪ OH, ME AND GRANDPA NAKED IN
BUTTERS ♪
>> Grandpa: HOW ABOUT WE GET
BACK TO OUR TABLE?
>> Beverly: OH! THAT'S ENOUGH!
HEY!
>> Grandpa: NO!
>> GIVE IT A MINUTE.
THEN WE CATCH THEM IN THE ACT.
>> Grandpa: THAT'S NOT MY WIFE!
THAT'S MY WIFE!
>> ♪ I WANNA HAVE SE-E-E-E-E-X ♪
♪ GONNA WASH GRANDPA DOWN... ♪
>> OHH!
SHE'S AN UNSEDUCIBLE.
THEY SOMETIMES REQUIRE EXTREME
MEASURES.
SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.
>> Beverly: HEY! GET OFF ME!
>> ADMIT IT.
YOU WANT MY HEART INSIDE OF YOU.
>> Beverly: NO!
>> HEY! WHERE YOU GOING?
HUH?
OHH!
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Beverly: WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?
SOME MAN JUST TRIED TO ATTACK
ME.
AND WHO'S THIS?
>> Grandpa: OH, ALL RIGHT!
I HIRED A GUY TO SEDUCE LINDA.
>> Beverly: YOU HIRED --
OH! HOW COULD YOU?
>> LITTLE WEDDING PRESENT FOR
YOU -- TICKETS TO TONIGHT'S
WRESTLING EVENT.
TICKETS NONREFUNDABLE.
THIS IS PART OF MY PLAN.
>> WHOO!
>> Beverly: LINDA, WAIT!
>> MAMA, I'M THE SHERIFF.
I WANT ICE CREAM.
>> YOU KNOW THE RULES.
NOW, FINISH YOUR SKETTI, OR YOU
DON'T GET TO SEE THOSE
WRESTLERS.
>> AH!
I DID IT.
>> CRUSHER!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
HAH!
[ GROWLS ]
>> Stanley: THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Stanley: FAKE.
>> [ GROWLS ] AAH!
>> Stanley: FAKE!
>> HAH! [ GROWLS ]
>> Stanley: IT'S FA-A-A-A-A-KE!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> UH-OH.
>> WELL, COME UP HERE AND SEE
HOW FAKE IT IS!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> Beverly: LINDA, WAIT!
HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!
>> Grandpa: HUH?
>> OH, THAT'S IT!
I'M 'BOUT TO WHUP YOUR ASS!
>> Beverly: LINDA!
>> Grandpa: LADIES!
>> Y-YEAH, THE ONE WITH THE
FLIPPER.
>> MIND IF I SHOOT HER IN THE
FACE?
>> WHO WANTS TO SEE HIM
CRUSHED?!
>> Stanley: N-NO, NO!
>> HAH!
>> Stanley: UH...
>> Tommy: HEY! THAT'S MY DAD!
>> YOUR DAD'S A LOSER.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Tommy: I'LL SAVE YOU, DAD!
>> Both: KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
>> Tommy: I'M COMING!
>> TAKE THIS!
AND THAT!
>> Stanley: [ YAWNS ]
>> Beverly: LINDA, NO!
LISTEN TO ME!
HONEY?
>> Stanley: THEY LOVE ME, HONEY!
THEY LOVE ME!
PUNCH! KICK! >> Beverly: NO!
>> YI! YI! YI! YI! YI! YI!
>> Grandpa: OH, NO!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR PLAN WAS TO
KILL HER!
>> HMM?
AAH!
OHH!
>> MAMA, SOMEBODY KEEPS POINTING
A LASER AT ME.
>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
YOU AIN'T TAKING ME OUT!
>> Stanley: I AM MR. GOODMAN!
>> OH!
>> Tommy: I'M ALMOST THERE, DAD!
>> CRUSHER!
>> Stanley: AAH!
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
>> Tommy: OH, THAT'S ENOUGH!
UGH!
>> AAH!
>> Grandpa: N-O-O-O-O-O!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> Beverly: NO! DON'T HURT HER!
>> AAH!
>> Beverly: SHE DESERVES BETTER
THAN THIS!
>> Grandpa: BUT --
AAAAH!
>> AAAAAAAAH!
UNH!
>> Grandpa: [ DISTORTED GROAN ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> HI, GRANDPA.
[ BOTH MOANING ]
OOH, GRANDPA!
I DO!
[ MOANING, SCREAMING ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> Grandpa: MR. PICKLES!
>> GRANDPA, WE GONNA NEED A
DIVORCE!
I CAN'T BE HAVIN' NOTHIN' COME
BETWEEN ME AND MY BEST FRIEND.
>> Beverly: AWWWW.
>> Grandpa: [ SIGHS ]
>> PREPARE TO BE CRUSHED!
>> Tommy: HEY!
LEAVE MY DAD ALONE!
>> OH, NO!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Stanley: FAKE -- I KNEW IT!
>> [ CRIES ]
>> Tommy: LINDA JR. WAS RIGHT.
I JUST HAVE TO BE YOURSELF.
>> Together: EW!
>> NOBODY GETS OVER ON
RON BOLTON!
>> FREEZE RIGHT THERE, MURDERER!
>> WHAT?! I DIDN'T KILL HIM!
>> OH, YOU DIDN'T?
WELL, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> HUH?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
>> HUH?
HUH. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] >> Grandpa: GOOD NIGHT, AGNES.
AHHH.
[ GASPS ] HUH?
>> HEY.
>> YOU AN ANIMAL LAST NIGHT.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Grandpa: MR...
>> ♪ PICKLES ♪ ♪ GOOD BOY ♪
♪ NICE DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪