>> I AM MR. SMILTON. YOU ARE THE MOST RELENTLESS BOUNTY HUNTERS IN THE REGION.
THERE'S NO SMOKIN' IN HERE!
>> [ SPITS ]
[ HISS! ]
>> UGH!
>> FOR MONTHS, A DOG HAS BEEN
SNEAKIN' INTO MY STABLES AND
FORNICATIN' WITH MY PRIZED
RACEHORSES.
ALL I KNOW ABOUT HIM IS HE LOVES
PICKLES.
BRING ME HIS HEAD.
[ ANIMALS CALLING WILDLY ]
HUH?
KILL HIM! [ ALL GROWL ] >> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪
♪ GOOD BOY ♪
♪ NICE DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU ♪
>> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!
GOOD BOY!
>> Grandpa: WE SHOULDN'T BE BRINGING MR. PICKLES. LAST TIME WE WENT TO A BARBECUE,
HE KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
AND --
>> Beverly: DAD, NOT ANOTHER
"EVIL MR. PICKLES" STORY.
>> Grandpa: OHH.
>> Tommy: ARE YOU EXCITED TO GO
TO FLOYD'S BARBECUE,
MR. PICKLES?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Stanley: NOW, FLOYD'S A BIT
OF AN ODDBALL, SO HIS HOUSE
MIGHT BE A LITTLE...
OH, THIS MUST BE IT.
FLOYD. NICE HOUSE YOU HAVE.
>> OH, THAT'S JUST AN ABANDONED
HOUSE.
UH, I LIVE OVER HERE.
>> Beverly: OH, MY. >> AND THIS IS MY WIFE. >> OH, YOU.
[ BOTH BABBLE ]
BUTTER-DIPPED FRIED MAYO
OYSTERS?
>> Beverly: MMM!
I'LL HAVE TO GET YOUR RECIPE.
>> SURE THING. COME WITH ME.
>> MMM!
>> UH, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
OW.
>> Tommy: DAD, WHERE'S
MR. PICKLES?
>> Stanley: UH, HE'LL TURN UP,
TOMMY.
>> Tommy: AW.
>> Grandpa: IS THAT A WHALE?
>> NO, IT'S A SHRIMP STUFFED IN
A CRAB STUFFED IN A FLOUNDER
[CHUCKLES] IN A TURKEY IN A DUCK
IN A CHICKEN IN AN OTTER IN A
MANATEE IN A BEAR IN AN ELEPHANT
IN A WHALE.
IT'S A
"SHRABOUNTURDUCKENOTTEMANABEARAP
HANTALE."
>> Grandpa: OH.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Tommy: [ GASPS ]
>> STOP, OR I'LL SHOOT!
"SHPOW, SHPOW, SHPOW!"
[ BOTH GIGGLE ]
HEY! I SHOT YOUR KNEECAPS!
>> Tommy: SHERIFF!
MR. PICKLES HAS BEEN DOGNAPPED!
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> NOW I GIVE MR. SMILTON HEAD.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHINES ]
>> ONCE DECAPITATED, HEADS HAVE
LIFE FOR UP TO SEVEN SECONDS.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHINES ]
>> LAST THING YOU WILL SEE IS ME
BURYING YOUR BODY.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BABBLES
DEMONICALLY ]
>> HUH?
WHOA! HEY! GET OFF MY HEAD!
>> ♪ PICKLES ♪
>> [ GROANING ]
>> DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ SPITS ]
>> AND OVER HERE IS MY GRAVY
FOUNTAIN.
THAT'S MY CHANDE-LEMON MERINGUE
PIE.
OH!
AND THIS IS MY RANCH DRESSER.
[ CHUCKLES, MUNCHES GREEDILY ]
[ Muffled ] I KEEP MY SOCKS IN
THERE, TOO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Stanley: WELL, FOR TWO
TELEMARKETERS, YOU DO BETTER
THAN I DO.
>> OH, I MADE MY MONEY WINNING
WING-EATING CONTESTS AROUND THE
WORLD.
YEAH.
I'M JUST A TELEMARKETER 'CAUSE
IT'S FUN.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CHOMP! ]
>> Stanley: HUH.
[ COUNTRY-WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> PLACES LIKE THIS ARE GREAT
FOR GETTIN' INFORMATION -- JUST
GOT TO KNOW WHAT TO ASK.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
HOW'S YOUR MAMA?
>> WELL, SHE'S WELL, SHERIFF.
>> AND YOUR DADDY?
>> WELL, HE'S WELL, SHERIFF.
>> Tommy: BUT WE'RE LOOKING FOR
MR. PI--
>> AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
SHEENA...WELL?
>> OH, SHEENA.
YEAH, SHE'S WELL, SHERIFF.
>> Tommy: AW.
>> Grandpa: YOU CAN'T COOK THAT
WHALE WITH THIS LITTLE GRILL.
>> WELL, I LIKE TO TAKE MY TIME
TILL IT'S ALL HOT AND JUICY.
>> Beverly: AND THEN YOU PUT THE
BEEF INSIDE?
>> AND YOU'VE GOT A THREE-FOOT
BEEF-FILLED JELLY DONUT.
>> [ MUNCHING NOISILY ]
>> Stanley: EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
IS RELATED TO FOOD.
>> WELL, HERE'S THE GYM I CAN'T
USE ANYMORE 'CAUSE THE DOOR'S
BEEN SHRINKING.
[ MUNCHING GREEDILY ]
>> Stanley: FLOYD, THE DOOR
ISN'T DRINKING.
YOU'RE...
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
GETTING FAT.
>> NO WAY.
[ SNIFFLES ]
REALLY?
[ CHOMP! ]
>> Tommy: NICE TO MEET YOU,
SHERIFF'S MAMA.
>> WELL, HELLO THERE, THOMAS.
>> I TOLD HIM WE'D LOOK FOR
MR. PICKLES BUT FIRST I HAD TO
BRUSH YOUR HAIR.
HUH?
>> TOO LATE!
>> BUT CANDY ALWAYS GETS TO
BRUSH YOU.
>> [ BABBLES ]
>> [ GASPS ]
MAMA, CANDY MADE A BAD FACE.
>> NO TATTLETALIN'.
>> BUT, MAMA --
>> AND NO BACKTALKIN'.
>> OHH.
>> DON'T YOU "AW" ME, BOY.
>> AW.
>> NOW YOU'RE ON PUNISHMENT.
>> Both: OHH.
>> Grandpa: I WANT TO START THE
FIRE.
NOW, MOVE OVER!
>> ALL RIGHT, GRANDPA.
I'M THE GRILL MASTER.
>> Grandpa: NO, I'M THE GRILL
MASTER.
[ CHOMP! ]
HUH?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
>> Grandpa: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO,
MR. PICKLES?
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHINES ] >> [ SPITS ] >> UGH!
>> "HI, TOMMY.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU."
>> Tommy: SHERIFF, WHAT ABOUT
MR. PICKLES?!
>> WELL, TOMMY...
[ SLOW, SAPPY PIANO PLAYS ]
♪ SOMETIMES A SHERIFF CAN FEEL A
LITTLE SAD ♪
♪ SOMETIMES A SHERIFF CAN BE A
LITTLE BAD ♪
♪ I TRIED TO TO FIND
MR. PICKLES, ASKED ALL THE RIGHT
QUESTIONS ♪
♪ BUT MAMA PUT ME ON PUNISHMENT,
AND IT'S TIME FOR MY NAP ♪
[ SNORES ]
>> Tommy: AW.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHINES ]
>> THANKS FOR LURING HIM INTO MY
AMBUSH.
I HATE DOGS. UGH.
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ High-pitched] HEY!
YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
[ SPITS ]
[ HISS! ]
>> UGH! NO, I DON'T.
>> [ CRYING ]
>> BESIDES, I WAS BORN WITHOUT
GENITALS.
>> Mr. Pickles: MM?
>> THEN WHERE DO YOU GO PEE-PEE
AND POOH-POOH?
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
>> SHUT UP!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHINING ]
>> AWW! HE'S SO CUTE!
[ Suggestively ] YOU CAN BE MY
BOYFRIEND IF YOU GO TO THE STORE
AND BUY MORE PICKLES FOR HIM.
>> MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND!
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA...♪
>> IDIOT. MORE MONEY FOR ME!
NOW I'M GONNA CUT YOUR STUPID
DOG HEAD OFF.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AAH! MY FINGER!
>> Grandpa: OH.
>> HEY. UH...
AW!
[ RIP! ]
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> Grandpa: [ WHIMPERING ]
SHERIFF!
GET OVER TO THE OLD HOUSE BY
FLOYD'S.
MR. PICKLES IS HERE AND --
[ ANIMALS CHITTERING ]
OH!
[ ANIMALS CHITTERING ]
>> HUH?
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
WELL, TOMMY, MR. PI-- WAIT.
WHAT IS IT, ABIGAIL?
MY SHERIFF HAT! TOMMY STOLE IT!
MAMA, WE GOT A CODE 967.
>> LOST YOUR SHERIFF HAT AGAIN?
>> Mr. Pickles is at the old
house by Floyd's.
>> MM.
>> Tommy must be there with my
hat.
>> ME FIND DOG.
[ BELL JINGLES ]
>> I NEED A JAR OF PICKLES.
[ SPITS ]
[ BELL JINGLES ]
UH-OH! THE SHERIFF!
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Tommy: HOW'S YOUR MAMA?
>> YOU KNOW MY MAMA?
DON'T TELL HER YOU SAW ME.
I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.
[ WHIMPERING ]
>> Tommy: AND YOUR DADDY?
>> MY DADDY?!
UH, HE WANTED ME TO BE A GOOD
BOY, NOT A CRIMINAL.
[ HICCUPS ] UH, OOPS.
>> Tommy: AND HOW'S YOUR
GIRLFRIEND, SHEENA...WELL?
>> "SEEN A WHALE?"
UH, YEAH, SHE SEEN A WHALE.
IT WAS AT THAT FAT GUY'S
BARBECUE, WHERE I USED THE
PICKLES TO LURE THE DOG ACROSS
THE STREET.
OOPS!
>> Tommy: NOW YOU'RE UNDER
ARREST.
>> [ WHIMPERING ]
[ SPITS ]
>> MR. GOODMAN, I PROMISED
MYSELF IF I EVER GOT FAT...
[ CHOMP! ]
...I'D KILL MYSELF.
>> Stanley: WHAT?
>> [ Muffled ] I WANT YOU TO DO
IT.
>> Stanley: FLOYD, IT'S OKAY TO
BE FAT.
IT'S JUST --
>> IT IS?
[ PANTING ]
LET'S CELEBRATE.
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Stanley: NO, NO, NO, FLOYD.
DON'T YOU DIE ON MEEEEEEEE!
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
MY FAT SAVED THE BULLET FROM
GETTING TO MY BLOODY PARTS.
>> Stanley: OHH!
>> I GUESS IT IS OKAY TO BE FAT!
[ CHOMP! ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Beverly: WELL, THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR THE RECIPES.
>> Grandpa: EVERYONE!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Grandpa: THERE'S BEEN A
MURDER!
IT WAS MR. PICKLES!
>> Beverly: [ SIGHS ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
HERE, DOGGY, DOGGY.
>> THE SHERIFF IS SOME KIND OF A
MASTERMIND!
HUH?
>> Tommy: NOW, WHERE'S
MR. PICKLES?
>> THAT ONLY BOY IN HAT.
>> Tommy: HELP! I CAN'T SEE!
[ METAL CLINKING ]
>> HUH?
[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] AAH! [ FLIES BUZZING ]
[ ANIMALS CHITTERING ]
HUH?
ME BACK UP, HORRIFIED.
[ RIP! ]
AAH!
ME NO LIKE THAT SMELL!
>> Tommy: UH, WHAT'S HAPPENING? I CAN'T SEE! >> LAST CHANCE -- YOU FIND DOG
OR --
[ HISS! ]
HUH?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> AAH!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
I FOUND YA, BOY.
[ GRUNTS ]
HUH? WHERE DID YOU GO?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHINING ] [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Grandpa: HE WAS RIGHT OVER
HERE WHERE I LEFT HIM, IN THE --
FIRE?!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Tommy: I'LL CATCH YOU!
JUST JUMP TO ME!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROANS ]
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Tommy: [ GRUNTS ]
MR. PICKLES!
I SAVED YOU FROM THE FIRE!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> HEY, MY HAT!
HEY, A FIRE!
>> Beverly: DAD, YOU TRAPPED
MR. PICKLES IN A FIRE?!
>> Grandpa: BUT MR. PICKLES --
>> LOOOOK!
>> Grandpa: WHAT?
>> NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU GET A
FIRE GOING!
I GUESS YOU ARE THE GRILL
MASTER, GRANDPA!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ Laughing ] YEAH!
>> Stanley: WELL, I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO EATING A NORMAL MEAL.
HUH? WHAT?
>> Tommy: PICKLES?!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
>> Beverly: NOT JUST PICKLES --
THEY'RE STUFFED WITH MAYONNAISE,
RACK OF LAMB, LIVER, MELON
DOUGHNUTS, WHIPPED CREAM, RANCH,
RATTLESNAKE, TOOTHPASTE, POSSUM,
SHARK, CHERRY COLA, OCTOPUS, ICE
CUBES...
>> LOOKIN' FOR THIS?
[ CHUCKLES WICKEDLY ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BABBLES
DEMONICALLY ]
>> WHOA! WHOA!
OHH!
[ FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ HORSE NEIGHS ] [ HORSE NEIGHS ] [ GUNSHOTS ]
>> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪
♪ GOOD BOY ♪
♪ NICE DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES! ♪