>> Grandpa: [ GASPS ] >> [ German accent ] PLEASE! I'VE GIVEN YOU THE TECHNOLOGY!
TOGETHER WE CAN USE IT TO
DESTROY THE WORLD!
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> NO, NO! PLEASE!
>> Grandpa: STOP!
DON'T KILL THAT MAN!
>> YES! KILL HIM INSTEAD!
>> Grandpa: NO!
NOBODY NEEDS TO DIE!
[ SIGHS ]
AAH! HUH?
[ ANIMAL GROWLS ]
AAH! NO!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪
♪ GOOD BOY ♪
♪ NICE DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
>> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU ♪
>> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!
GOOD BOY!
>> Beverly: [ HUMMING ] >> Tommy: MMM!
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ] >> Beverly: AAH!
>> Grandpa: MR. PICK--
>> Beverly: NO, DAD!
NO MORE EVIL MR. PICKLES
STORIES!
>> Grandpa: BUT I --
>> Stanley: CAN WE HAVE ONE
QUIET DAY AROUND HERE?
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Tommy: MMM!
>> Grandpa: [ GROANS ]
SHERIFF, MR. PICKLES IS EVIL!
HE JUST KI--
>> GRANDPA, YOU GOT ANY PROOF?
>> Grandpa: WELL, NO, BUT -- >> IF YOU BOTHER ME AGAIN, YOU
BETTER HAVE PROOF, OR I'M GONNA
PUT YOU IN THE LOONEY BIN!
WHA?! ABIGAIL!
SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR!
>> Grandpa: [ GROANS ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: HUH?
HUH?! >> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES! LET'S GO WATCH MY FAVORITE
MOVIE!
>> Grandpa: YOU WANT PROOF?
WELL, I KNOW JUST WHERE TO GET
IT.
THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE TO THIS DOGHOUSE. WHERE DOES HE PUT ALL THOSE
PEOPLE?
[ GRUNTING ]
OH, MAYBE I AM CRAZY.
MAYBE THERE IS NO --
WHOA!
OHHH!
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!
[ GASPS ]
>> [ BARKING ]
>> Grandpa: HEY! COME BACK HERE!
I AM RECORDING EVIDENCE THAT
MR. PICKLES IS TRULY EVIL.
[ GASPS ] WHAT IS THIS?
>> TOGETHER WE CAN USE IT TO THE
DESTROY THE WORLD!
>> Grandpa: THE ANIMAL OUTFITS!
HUH.
>> [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: HUH?
HEY! COME BACK HERE!
>> TOGETHER WE CAN USE IT TO
DESTROY THE WORLD!
[ STATIC ]
>> Grandpa: "STEVE'S MAN HOUSE"?
[ GASPS ]
"ME AND MASTER"?
[ GROANS ]
OHH! OHH!
BLUEPRINTS?
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, MR. PICKLES?
OHH.
I GOT TO GET THIS FOOTAGE TO THE
SHERIFF.
HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
UH...HUH?
>> HI!
>> Grandpa: UH, ARE YOU PRISONER
DOWN HERE?
>> OH, I'M MR. PICKLES' DANCE
INSTRUCTOR.
>> Grandpa: HUH?
>> YEAH. MR. PICKLES WANTED TO
LEARN HOW TO TAP-DANCE.
HE'S GETTING PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
>> Grandpa: UH, CAN YOU TELL ME
WHICH WAY IS OUT OF HERE?
>> OH, NO.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN
HERE.
DON'T TELL HIM I TALKED TO YOU!
>> Grandpa: AAH! OHHHHHHHH!
HUH?
A PHONE!
[ Rings ]
>> SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
>> Grandpa: SHERIFF!
MR. PICKLES HAS AN EVIL LAIR
UNDER HIS DOGHOUSE!
>> I ALREADY TOLD YOU NOT TO
BOTHER ME AGAIN OR YOU'RE GOING
TO THE LOONEY BIN.
>> Grandpa: BUT I HAVE PROOF
NOW!
I'M JUST LOST.
JUST CRAWL IN THROUGH THE
DOGHOUSE.
[ Dial tone ]
HUH? WHAT THE --
AAAH!
OHH! HEY!
GIVE THAT BACK!
[ Tones play ]
WHERE ARE YOU?
OHHH. THERE'S NO WAY OUT!
WHAT?
HOW DID HE GET ALL THIS DOWN
HERE?
>> GET ME OUT OF HERE B-BEFORE
THE BABY MAN COMES BACK FOR MORE
MILK!
>> Grandpa: WHA?
>> [ GOBBLES ]
A FINE TURKEY LAYS EGGS WEEKLY!
[ GOBBLES ]
A GOOD TURKEY LAYS EGGS DAILY!
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Grandpa: UGH!
>> THE BABY MAN WANTS MILKY!
>> AND EGGS!
>> Grandpa: HEY!
>> [ GOBBLES ]
>> [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: MY EVIDENCE!
GIVE THAT BACK!
HUH?
>> [ High-pitched voice ] BABY
WANT MILKY!
>> Grandpa: UH...
>> MILKY-MILKY!
>> Grandpa: HUH?
>> [ Deep voice ] MILKY!
BABY WANT MILKY!
[ High-pitched voice ] AND EGGS!
>> Grandpa: WHOA!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Grandpa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> WHOA!
>> Grandpa: SHERIFF!
THANK GOODNESS!
>> HUH?!
>> Grandpa: I DON'T NEED PROOF
NOW ANYWAY.
>> MR. PICKLES IS EVIL!
WE GOT TO CATCH THAT
MR. PICKLES!
>> Grandpa: FINALLY!
>> FOLLOW ME!
>> [ BARKS ] >> [ SCREECHES ] >> HEE HEE HA!
>> SKULLS.
SKULLS.
MORE SKULLS.
BLOOD.
>> Grandpa: UGH!
>> BLOOD.
MORE BLOOD.
JACUZZI FILLED WITH NIPPLES.
MORE JACUZZIS FILLED WITH NIP--
>> WHERE'S MY FACE?!
GIVE ME MY FACE!
>> Grandpa: I DON'T HAVE YOUR
FACE!
>> THEN I WANT YOUR FACE!
[ VOMITS ]
>> LOOK! A SHIP!
>> GIVE ME MY FA--
[ VOMITS ]
>> OHH! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!
>> Grandpa: UH, THIS SHIP IS
MADE OF BODIES!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> Tommy: [ GIGGLES ] THAT FLOWER IS AMAZING, MR. PICKLES!
HE KNOWS HOW TO TAP-DANCE!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Tommy: [ GIGGLES ]
>> [ HUMMING ]
>> YOU KNOW, HONEY, I WAS
THINKING ABOUT CLEANING THE
GUTTERS TOMORROW.
>> HMM.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ CHITTERING ]
>> Mr. Pickles: HMM?
[ WHINES, BARKS ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET OFF OF ME! [ CORPSES GROAN ]
>> UGH! THIS RIVER NEVER ENDS!
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> Grandpa: UHH...
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ WHEN YOUR LIFE HAS GOT YOU
DOWN ♪
♪ THE BRIGHTEST SMILE WOULD ONLY
FROWN ♪
[ HORSE SNORTS
>> ♪ WHEN YOUR LIFE ♪
>> HELP!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Grandpa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> HUH?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> WHOA!
>> WATCH YOUR STEP!
>> FOLLOW ME!
I'LL FIND US A WAY OUT!
THAT EVIL DOG IS GOING DOWN!
>> Grandpa: FINALLY!
EVERYONE WILL SEE THAT I'M NOT
CRAZY!
>> BUT FIRST YOU GOT TO DO ME
ONE FAVOR.
>> Grandpa: SURE!
ANYTHING, SHERIFF!
>> GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOUR PANTS
OFF, GRANDPA.
>> Grandpa: WHAT?
>> YOU HEARD ME.
LET ME SEE THEM GRAMPEY PAMPEYS.
>> Grandpa: UH, WHAT?
>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Grandpa: WHAT?!
>> [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
>> Grandpa: [ SOBBING ]
>> HERE, GRANDPA. PUT THIS ON.
>> Grandpa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
>> SOUND SPEEDIN'.
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> ACTION!
>> Grandpa: [ SCREAMING ]
PLEASE!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
>> YES, WE DO!
>> Grandpa: WHAT?!
SHERIFF, IS THAT YOU, TOO?
>> NO, I'M THE SHERIFF!
>> NO, I AM!
>> I'M THE SHERIFF!
>> I AM!
>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROANS ]
>> OVER HERE -- SHERIFF!
>> Grandpa: YOU CAN'T ALL BE
SHERIFFS.
>> HUSH IT, GRANDPA!
NOW BEND OVER AND LET ME SPANK
THAT BOTTOM OF YOURS.
>> Grandpa: WHAT?! NO!
HAH! HUH?!
YOU'RE NOT REAL SHERIFFS!
YOU'RE ROBOTS.
>> HUH? OH, I'M A ROBOT!
>> ROBOT?
>> WE'RE NOT REAL!
>> All: YOU LIED TO US!
RA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> YOU DID THIS TO US!
>> LET'S DESTROY THIS PLACE!
[ BEEPING ]
[ RUMBLING ]
>> AHHH!
>> I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GRANDPA!
>> Grandpa: HEY!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
MR. PICKLES?
>> SHERIFF, MR. PICKLES IS
ESCAPING!
>> WHAT DO WE DO, SHERIFF?
>> All: KILL MR. PICKLES!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
KILL MR. -- OHH! >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Grandpa: AAAH!
>> [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: MR. PICKLES, WHAT
ARE YOU -- HUH?!
AAH! HUH?!
HEY!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
OHHH!
>> [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: THIS IS WHAT YOU
WANTED -- TO WATCH ME DIE?
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Grandpa: I HOPE YOU BURN IN
HELL, YOU DUMB DO-O-O-O-O-O-G!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Grandpa: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
UGH!
>> Beverly: DAD?
>> NOW WHAT'S THIS ABOUT AN EVIL
LAIR?
>> Grandpa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> OW!
WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!
>> Grandpa: OH!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROBOT!
>> IT'S OFF TO THE LOONEY BIN
WITH YOU.
>> Grandpa: BUT MR. --
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
>> Grandpa: HEY! MY EVIDENCE!
WAIT! BEFORE YOU WATCH THAT, I
CAN EXPLAIN.
I FILMED EVIDENCE THAT
MR. PICKLES IS EVIL.
>> Stanley: MM-HMM.
>> Grandpa: BUT THEN HE MADE A
BUNCH OF SHERIFF ROBOTS AND
FORCED ME TO DRESS UP IN A
PORNO, JUST TO MAKE ME LOOK
CRAZY!
>> WELL, LET'S JUST SEE.
>> Grandpa: WHAT?! >> Stanley: AWWWWW. >> Tommy: WOW!
GOOD BOY, MR...
>> ♪ PICKLES ♪ ♪ GOOD BOY ♪ ♪ NICE DOG ♪
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪
DIE!
♪ PICKLES ♪