1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:02,601 Previously on "Mr. Pickles"... 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,036 Mr. Pickles is evil. 3 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:05,437 You better have proof, 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,940 or I'm gonna put you in the loony bin. 5 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:10,609 Grandpa: I filmed evidence of Mr. Pickles' evil. 6 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:13,779 But then he forced me to dress up in a porno 7 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:16,048 with a bunch of sheriff robots. 8 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:20,219 Burn in hell, you dumb dog! [ Screams ] 9 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,688 -[ Grunts ] Ow! -I thought you were a robot. 10 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,790 It's off to the loony bin with you. 11 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,359 But Mr. Pickles! 12 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:30,062 [ Both moaning ] 13 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:32,231 Come here, baby. [ Chuckles ] 14 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:35,300 No. I'm sick of being the other woman. 15 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:38,737 But you're so much more important to me than Jill. 16 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:41,040 I want it to be just us. 17 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,641 Okay. 18 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,410 Jill, can you give us a minute? 19 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:45,210 Mm-hmm. 20 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,646 Hey, do hookers take credit? 21 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,249 Hooker? I'm a high-class whore, you jerk! 22 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,650 Hey, get back here, bitch! 23 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,485 How 'bout I pay you in black eyes! 24 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,087 No! Aah! 25 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:58,223 Thanks a lot, you stupid dog! 26 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:03,695 Tommy: Mr. Pickles! 27 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:06,331 ♪ Mr. Pickles ♪ 28 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,700 ♪ Good boy ♪ 29 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,836 ♪ Dog ♪ 30 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,571 ♪ People's best friend ♪ 31 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,939 ♪ Die ♪ 32 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:15,774 ♪ Pickles ♪ 33 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:19,078 Mr. Pickles! 34 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,746 ♪ Here he comes ♪ There you are! 35 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:21,780 ♪ Mr. Pickles ♪ 36 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:23,582 Good boy! 37 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,352 ♪♪ 38 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:31,123 Sir, space trolls have the frog queen prisoner 39 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,758 under their space bridge. 40 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,893 Sounds like a job for Astronaut Dolphin Detective. 41 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:38,530 Of course secret societies control the TV! 42 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,200 [ Laughing ] The secret societies control your mind! 43 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,702 -[ Laughing ] -I don't belong here. 44 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,437 I'm not crazy. 45 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,372 -Hair?! -Get away from me. 46 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:50,075 Perhaps if I lobotomize you, 47 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:53,078 you'd no longer fear this evil dog. 48 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,913 [ Laughs maniacally ] 49 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,582 Aren't lobotomies illegal? 50 00:01:56,584 --> 00:02:00,586 Never mind that. Come, you have visitors. 51 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:03,055 [ Laughing ] 52 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:03,989 [ Buzzer ] 53 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,125 -Grandpa! -Hey, everybody. 54 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,559 I've really missed you, Dad. 55 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,328 I haven't had anybody to talk to. 56 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,430 Well, no time to talk. Got to get to work. 57 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:13,398 -Good to see you, Grandpa. -[ Sighs ] 58 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,434 Guess who else misses you, Grandpa. 59 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:16,935 -Mr. Pickles! -Oh, no! 60 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:20,439 Well, he won't be playing with him anymore. 61 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:23,909 Grandpa's stuck in here now. 62 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,577 -[ Laughs ] -Oh. 63 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,746 You're right! 64 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:30,082 Guess I'm stuck in here. 65 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:32,284 [ Laughs ] 66 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:34,953 -Oh. -Visiting time is over. 67 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,989 -Bye! -[ Laughing ] 68 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:39,258 But we just got here! 69 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,826 -Oh. -I miss Grandpa. 70 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,995 [ Whimpers ] 71 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,296 Hi! 72 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:47,432 I think I'm a tomato. 73 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:50,836 Great. Just fill out this voluntary admission form. 74 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:51,870 Come on, Tommy. 75 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,806 Hey, where are you going, Mr. Pickles? 76 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,008 [ Panting ] 77 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,776 [ Flies buzzing ] 78 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,245 [ Whining ] 79 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,282 [ Barks ] 80 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,684 ♪♪ 81 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:24,236 You can't check yourself in. 82 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:26,071 Who would run Old Town? 83 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,739 [ Buzzer ] Mr. Mayor?! 84 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,976 I didn't expect to hear about my proposal 85 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,344 until the town hall meeting. 86 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,979 Mr. Mayor? [ Laughs ] 87 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:34,980 Mr. Mayor? 88 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,481 Mr. Mayor! 89 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:39,051 I've been looking everywhere for you. 90 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:41,753 Come on. We have much to do. 91 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,322 [ Whimpers ] 92 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,857 [ Indistinct shouting ] 93 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,427 There you are, Mr. Mayor. Come on. 94 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:51,530 Back off, people. The mayor is very busy. 95 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,432 And he'll see you as soon 96 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,668 as he's not very, very, very, very busy. 97 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,403 [ Whimpers ] 98 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,573 Here are the budgets for parks, sanitation, 99 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,675 the fire department, animal control. 100 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,677 Date this, stamp this, sign here, 101 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:09,081 and then it's time for some last-minute proposals! 102 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,749 Mr. Mayor? 103 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,218 There you are, my husband, the mayor. 104 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,286 [ Whining ] 105 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:17,422 Kissy, kissy? Hmm? 106 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,858 Oh. You dirty dog! 107 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:22,027 Oh! [ Barks ] 108 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,862 [ Barks ] 109 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:24,896 [ Growls ] 110 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:27,766 Come on, girl. You do yours outside. 111 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,468 [ Panting ] 112 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:34,273 Oh. Now, Tommy, it's sad that Grandpa's gone. 113 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:36,074 But you and I can still talk. 114 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,542 -Oh. -Okay. 115 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:40,646 I found this new recipe the other day. Oh. 116 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:43,448 Tommy, I'd really like somebody to talk to. 117 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,051 -Beverly. -Eleanor! 118 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,386 How are you? 119 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:50,889 How do you think I am? My husband is the mayor. 120 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,659 Everybody's lining up to give him their last-minute proposals. 121 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,994 Oh. Could I give the mayor a proposal 122 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,630 to get my grandpa out of the mental asylum? 123 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,667 My husband, the mayor, has the power to approve anything. 124 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:02,734 Oh, boy! 125 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,636 I'm gonna go propose to the mayor. 126 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,071 Oh, Tommy. [ Growling ] 127 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:09,775 Come, let's talk. I heard about your father. 128 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,243 Crazy! 129 00:05:11,245 --> 00:05:12,611 -Hey! -[ Laughing ] 130 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,680 Hey, hey, hey! Whoo! 131 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,682 Triple jump! King him, Lou. 132 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,250 [ Laughing ] Yeah! 133 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:20,619 -Hair?! -Don't mind if I do! 134 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:22,854 Whoo, whoo, whoo! I'm free! 135 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:26,425 I'm safe from Mr. Pickles forever! 136 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,126 -[ Bleats ] -Whoo-hoo! 137 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,629 Hey! The secret societies are using us. 138 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,798 The TV, that's how they get to us. 139 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,266 I'm a tomato! 140 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:36,335 And I'm a fruit fly! 141 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,136 -[ Buzzing ] -Wait! 142 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,305 Maybe I'm a fruit fly. 143 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:41,840 [ Buzzing ] 144 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:46,044 Wait a second. Something's wrong here. 145 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:46,945 [ Whines ] 146 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,548 There. Much better. 147 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,718 All right, we have some last-minute proposals! 148 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,220 Whoa! [ Indistinct shouting ] 149 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,488 One at a time! 150 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,956 I propose the legalization 151 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,059 of illegal trafficking of illegal machine guns. 152 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:06,431 My proposal is to make toenails the new currency of Old Town. 153 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:11,203 I propose a toast! 154 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,738 Cheers! 155 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,474 Just look at my husband, the mayor. 156 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,309 He's such a powerful man. 157 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:18,910 I found a flag! 158 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,646 Well, I propose that you let my grandpa 159 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:23,315 out of the mental asylum. 160 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:25,817 [ Panting ] 161 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,652 So, do you like to cook? 162 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:29,721 -Ugh! I don't have to cook. -Oh. 163 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,491 -Because my husband is the -- -The mayor, right. 164 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:35,327 Yes. Moms, I gave the mayor my proposal, 165 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,863 and I bet he's gonna let Grandpa out. 166 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:41,867 But if he acts crazy again, 167 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,102 he'll just wind up back in there. 168 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,570 [ Whining ] 169 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,107 [ Panting ] 170 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,544 Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective 171 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,012 defeated the space trolls, 172 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,548 but now he's making sex to the frog queen. 173 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,583 Wait! I'm a frog! 174 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,585 I'm sure of it now! 175 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,555 -Ribbit! Ribbit! -This show is a conspiracy! 176 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,123 And we are live 177 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:08,193 as the mayor is en route to the town hall meeting. 178 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,530 Cindy Spencer has the story. Cindy, are you there? 179 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,931 [ Plop! ] 180 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,966 Sorry about that, Cindy. We are live. 181 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,568 Wait a second. Is that... 182 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:20,872 Whoa! Mr. Pickles is the mayor! 183 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,542 The mayor will kill everybody! 184 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,377 We're all in trouble! 185 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:27,379 What's going on here? [ Laughs ] 186 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:29,047 Mr. Pickles is the mayor! The mayor -- 187 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,782 -I'm a frog! -Get off of me! 188 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,051 You are not a frog! Take them away! 189 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:36,121 -I'm a frog! Ribbit, ribbit! -No! 190 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,890 [ Patriotic music plays ] 191 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,992 Nobody understands what it's like 192 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,562 to be married to someone so important. 193 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,897 -Mm-hmm. -Take your husband, for example. 194 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,766 He could disappear, and it wouldn't matter. 195 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,634 Hey, my husband is -- 196 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,603 Be quiet, everyone, 197 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:57,075 and please welcome the mayor! 198 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,845 [ Panting ] 199 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,014 [ Feedback whines ] 200 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,352 Uh, you okay, Mr. Mayor? 201 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,754 Uh, the mayor is very tired. 202 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:12,491 So I will announce his decisions. 203 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,959 [ Clears throat ] 204 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:17,829 The warden's proposal to legalize lobotomies is approved! 205 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,098 [ Laughs ] [ Coughs ] 206 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:23,535 Illegal trafficking of machine guns is now legal. 207 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,870 -All right! -What? 208 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,639 Old Town's currency is now toenails. 209 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,541 -I'm rich! -Really? 210 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,643 Good doing business. [ Screaming ] 211 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,112 These decisions are crazy! 212 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,182 How dare you?! My husband, the mayor, isn't crazy. 213 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:41,319 Linda, fire that machine gun outside, please. 214 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,888 Tommy Goodman's request 215 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:46,224 to release his grandpa from the asylum is... 216 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,459 denied. 217 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:50,028 Hey, Mayor, my grandpa's not crazy. 218 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,497 He just tells funny stories. 219 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,699 You're crazy for not letting him out. 220 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,135 My husband, the mayor, is not crazy. 221 00:08:57,137 --> 00:09:01,139 He ate that fly! That's pretty crazy! 222 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,342 Stop this! My husband, the mayor, isn't crazy. 223 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,343 [ Growling ] 224 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,913 His voice is kind of crazy. 225 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,315 For the last and final time, my h-- 226 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,984 [ Speaking gibberish ] 227 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,487 Excuse me. I am in the middle of -- 228 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:16,821 [ Speaking gibberish ] 229 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,924 -My hus-- -[ Speaking gibberish ] 230 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,092 Ugh! What is your problem? 231 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,894 [ Speaking gibberish ] 232 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,697 The mayor is having sex with that dog! 233 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,499 -Huh?! -[ Gasps ] 234 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,501 Well, I guess that's pretty crazy. 235 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:30,735 Take him away, Warden. 236 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,003 [ Laughing ] 237 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,907 Mom? What was the mayor doing to that dog? 238 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,344 You see, sometimes a man loves a dog very much. 239 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,946 You're a very lucky woman. 240 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,747 Hey, where's Mr. Pickles? 241 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,015 [ Soft music playing ] 242 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:47,218 ♪ Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo ♪ 243 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,687 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 244 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,221 [ Laughing ] 245 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,690 Come along, Mayor. 246 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,925 -I'm a frog! I'm a frog! -Shut up! 247 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,696 You get the honor of being my first lobotomy. 248 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,631 [ Laughing ] 249 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:02,934 What the... [ Screaming ] 250 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:05,103 -[ Grunts ] -Oh. 251 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,539 See?! Mr. Pickles is evil! 252 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:08,873 [ Barks ] 253 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,076 What do you want?! 254 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,310 [ Barks ] 255 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:18,216 Don't ever come back! [ Crying ] 256 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,784 -Grandpa! -Dad? 257 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,420 They let you out? But how? 258 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,389 Mr. Pickles! 259 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,458 Good boy! 260 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,626 -[ Sighs ] -Oh! 261 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,327 Oh, hey, hi, Grandpa. 262 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,964 Huh? 263 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,402 [ Yawns ] 264 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:39,971 Uh! 265 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:44,242 [ Barks ] Whoa! 266 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,147 [ Crying ] 267 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,953 Oh, hey, dude. See? 268 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,455 I'm a frog! Ribbit! 269 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,024 [ Screaming ] 270 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,459 ♪ Mr. Pickles ♪ 271 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,862 ♪ Good boy ♪ 272 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,530 ♪ Dog ♪ 273 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,599 ♪ People's best friend ♪ 274 00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:08,767 ♪ Die ♪ 275 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,502 ♪ Pickles ♪