[ Humming ]
[ Clanks ] Oh, what do we have here?
Huh?
Doesn't look like any coin I've seen before.
[ Gasps ]
Whoa! Steve. Hey!
[ Mr. Pickles barking ] Give that back!
Hey, it's mine! [ Grunts ]
Huh?
[ All talking at once ]
[ Gasping ]
[ All talking at once ]
Aah!
Ohh.
Morning, grandpa.
Oh, morning, Tommy.
Mr. Pickles!
♪ Mr. Pickles ♪
♪ Good boy ♪
♪ Dog ♪
♪ People's best friend ♪
♪ Die ♪
♪ Pickles ♪
Mr. Pickles!
♪ Here he comes ♪ There you are!
♪ Mr. Pickles ♪
Good boy!
Breakfast is ready. Finally.
Hey, what's this?
Well, I'm -- Tommy: Hey, Mom!
What's this?
Well, uh -- I found this coin outside.
I wonder if it has something to do with Mr. --
Hey, what's this? Hey.
I'm -- Hey, a ball!
[ Laughing ] [ Groans ]
Tommy, be careful, please.
Hey, Agnes' old sweater?
I'm cleaning out the attic and throwing awa--
Ow! Tommy!
Why are you throwing this away?
Tommy, take it outside.
Come on, Mr. Pickles.
Now, Dad, what did you want?
Uh, nothing. I know when to shut up.
I'm hungry, more food.
Please. [ Laughs ]
Huh. Maybe this place can tell me
something about the coin.
♪♪
Oh, I've never seen anything like it.
Ooh. You might have something special here.
Let me check something in the back.
Okay.
Hmm.
Excuse me? Oh!
There's something you should know about that coin.
It, uh...
What is it?
We can't do this here.
Huh? We don't have much time.
You have to come with me.
But, uh... Hurry, hurry.
Yes, that symbol on the coin
has been found on artifacts
that predate the earliest known civiliza--
[ Bell chimes ] Hello?
How much will you give me for these ancient scrolls?
Slow down! What's going on?
They could be following us.
What, who? I need to know if I can trust you.
Huh?
Can I trust you?
Yes! Just tell me --
Your life is in great jeopardy.
Because of this coin?
That coin, it's --
uh, we can't talk here. What?
This car could be tapped with microphones. Wha--
[ Grunts ] What? Your car --
Come on. I know where we can talk.
[ Techno music plays ] What the hell?
Okay, nobody can hear us in here.
Tell me about the coin.
That coin --
That's him!
They're on to us, come on!
Get him!
Man: He went this way.
Come on, I know a safe place.
Wha-- Hurry. Hurry.
This way! Come on. What are we --
[ Grunts ] Now, what's the truth about this coin?
The truth is...
I don't know anything about it.
What? I don't even work at that antique store.
I just go there to pick up old men.
[ Giggles ] Huh?
I know, I'm bad. [ Giggles ]
But what about the guys after us?
Those are my friends. Uh, and your car?
Stole it. What a rush, huh?
I really do love old things.
Uh... What do you say I blow some dust
off that old antique of yours, huh?
What?
[ Chuckling ]
Oh! Whoa. [ Laughs ]
Isn't this fun, Mr. Pickles? [ Grunts ]
Whoa.
Huh? Where'd the ball go?
Ball! Ball!
Oh, Mr. Ball!
♪♪
[ Choir vocalizing ]
[ Chains rattling ]
[ Barks ]
[ Both barking ]
Huh?
[ Barks ]
I-I don't know what you're saying.
Get the ball. Go get the ball. Get the ball.
I'm not going in there.
[ Barks ]
[ Moans ] Uh, help me get --
I can't do this.
You're far too young for me.
That makes it hotter.
Hey, get out of there. I got to go.
Nice to meet -- hey.
Let me out.
You're not going anywhere
until you learn to love me, you little bitch.
[ Laughs ] Wait, I'm still in love with my wife.
[ Gasps ] You're married?
Even better! Huh?
I love threesomes with old couples.
What? Three makes the train go choo-choo!
[ Laughs ] Look, I just want to know about the coin.
And I just want to have a threesome
with an elderly couple, so call your wife.
No, you don't understand.
My wife Agnes passed away years ago.
You're just lying so you can get out of this.
No. [ Singsong voice ] Liar, liar, pants on...
the floor. Wait, hey, no!
Agnes is dead. Prove it,
or I'll never leave you alone...liar.
[ Sighs ]
Honk-honk. Hey.
[ Hums ]
Aah! Honey, what's for lunch?
Just let me clean a little more up here
and I'll make you -- Okay, hurry up.
[ Sighs ]
Ma'! I lost the ball. Ohh!
Do you have another one? Tommy, I'm very busy.
Okay, what's this?
Oh, my first camera.
I used to take so many photographs.
Oh, what's this? Oh, careful, please. My old stethoscope.
I wanted to be a doc-- And what's this, Mommy?
Oh, Tommy, don't touch my old fencing saber.
So why'd you stop using all this stuff, Mom?
You grow up, things change.
Your mother tells you that photography
is painting for lazy people,
no girl could ever be a doctor.
and the only blade work a woman should do
is in the kitchen!
Ha, you're wrong, Mom.
People love clowns!
[ Screaming ]
Okay, bye, Mom.
How about you get cooking, honey?
Me want food in me tum-tum.
[ Chuckles ] [ Grunts ]
[ Electronic music plays, moaning, grunting ]
What kind of music is this?
Oh, it's recorded-sounds
of-me-having-sex-with-old-men and-their-wives music.
Oh, we're here.
♪ You so old, You so old, You so old ♪
See? I wasn't lying.
Here's her grave.
Agnes Gobbleblobber?
How am I to know that you didn't just bring me
to some random grave?
Beloved wife of Henry Gobbleblobber.
That's my name.
I thought your name was grandpa, liar.
People just call me that, geez.
Oh, it broke my heart when Agnes died.
Aw, I'm sorry.
Anyway, take care.
Maybe the antique store is still opened.
Wait.
It doesn't get older than dead...
[ Gasps ] Let's have a threesome with your dead wife.
What?! That's sick.
Let's find out what your dead wife thinks.
What? Start digging.
Oh, come on.
Ball!
Here ball, ball, ball. Come here, ball!
[ Barks ] Oh, it was right here the whole time.
Ew, what's that?
[ Whines ]
You got the ketchup off! Good boy. [ Barks ]
Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Hungry. Food.
[ Sighs ] Dinner's ready. Me. Hungry. Want. Food.
Hey, Mom, I found my ball! Look!
Chicken for dinner?
Aw, honey, how about steak and potatoes?
Hey, Mom, I found my ball. I'm starving.
I'm really not in the mood for chicken.
Mom. Mom. Mom!
Look, I found my ball!
Hyah!
[ Gasps ]
Honey, have you gone mad?
We had chicken on Tuesday.
You want dinner?
Cook it your own damn self! Huh?
Things are gonna start changing around here from now on.
Huh?
Grandpa: [ Sobbing ]
Why are you making me do this?
Keep digging.
I'm getting hotter just thinking about a three-way
with you and your dead wife.
[ Groans ] [ Clanks ]
There's the old girl.
Now, open it.
No, please! Move it,
or I'll kill you and have sex
with both of your dead bodies.
You're crazy, you know that.
[ Gun cocks ] Fine.
[ Grunts ]
Huh?
Styrofoam peanuts?
Oh! Oh! Where is she?
She's not in here!
You're lying! Move.
[ Both grunt ]
[ Creaks ] Both: Huh?
[ Both scream ]
Both: Huh?
Grandpa: The graves!
They're all dug out from the bottom!
What is this place? I'm scared.
Mr. Pickles must have done something with Agnes's body.
Who's Mr. Pickles? Shut up.
Don't leave me here.
[ Grunts ]
[ Both gasp ]
What the hell?
An underground city?
It's the same symbol on the coin.
I'm coming for you, Mr. Pickles.
♪♪
♪ Like a ghost ♪
♪ Living in your shadow ♪
♪ Oh-oh ♪
♪ All the fear ♪
♪ Let it rush in my bones ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Like a child ♪
♪ I'm running home ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
Mr. Pickles!
All: Huh?
Where is Agnes's body?
I demand you tell me right now.
So assertive -- hot.
Back off, bitch. Whatever.
There's some older guys over there.
Who wants a piece of thi--
[ Gurgles ]
Tell me where her body is, right now.
[ Gun cocks ] Or you're dead.
[ Barking ] You too, Steve.
Where's Agnes!
[ Barks ]
Hello, Henry.
Agnes? You're alive?
How?
It all started when I met Mr...
♪ Mr. Pickles ♪
♪ Good boy ♪
♪ Dog ♪
♪ People's best friend ♪
♪ Die ♪
♪ Pickles ♪