Ah, we're here!
Legend says these woods are evil --
the perfect place to sacrifice a kitten.
[ Meows ] [ Laughs ]
Oh, this place is creepy.
I'll be honest.
I only dress dark like this to meet new people.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
OMG! Me too!
Then let's go chill at my parent's beach house!
Aah! Help!
Somebody call the sheriff!
Ugh!
[ Whimpers ]
Tommy: Mr. Pickles!
♪♪
Morning, Mama!
You may eat now, Sheriff.
Yay! Now.
Num-num-num-num. Yummy!
[ Zipper zips ] Right, Abigail?
I know what's yummy.
There's pudding in that cupboard over there.
[ Slap ] Aw!
-No pudding till after supper! -I'm sorry.
Here, I know how to cheer you up.
-[ Moans ] -[ Moans ]
Oh, yeah.
You love it when I brush you, don't you, Mama? Mm!
-Yes, you do! -Oh, yes.
[ Clears throat ]
Why, Mr. BoJenkins!
What's up, man?
I was just chilling out, you know.
Just trying to get that pudding. Ha ha.
Wait. What are you doing here?
Oh. Uh...
I was just "pudding" some pipe down
up in your mama's bedroom.
[ Laughs ]
Oh. [ Laughs ]
Thanks, man. You're a good friend.
Why don't you stay awhile?
Oh, not today, Mama.
I got to go see my Uncle Jimmy.
You're always going to see your Uncle Jimmy.
Hmph! Bye, Mama!
-Sheriff...
I didn't know you were such a mama's boy.
You need to be a man, man!
What? I am a "man" man, man!
A man can eat whenever he wants.
Really?
Sheriff, how 'bout I show you how to be a man?
Oh, but leave your doll here.
She's not a doll!
She's Abigail.
Ugh.
Yah!
Are we going to see your Uncle Jimmy?
There's no Uncle Jimmy.
[ Laughs ]
Yah!
Hyah! [ Laughs ]
Now, there's three things you got to do to be a man.
Step one, have a drink.
Two, get in a fight.
And, three, Sheriff, you ever been with a woman?
Oh, yeah, dude. Ha ha.
Nunh-unh, Sheriff.
Abigail! Boy, we got work to do.
-Oh. -Hey, Sheriff!
-Hey, good to see you, Sheriff! -Hi, Sheriff!
My man, two whiskeys. [ Laughs ]
I've never seen you drink, Sheriff.
I drink...sometimes.
Put that in a sippy cup.
You don't sip it, Sheriff. You shoot it.
Oh, yeah!
♪ Ooh Mmm.
Ohh! Oh.
Whoa!
I feel good! [ Laughs ]
Ha ha! Now, on to step two.
No, seriously.
I feel all warm and cozy,
like I'm floating in a warm universe of...
happy liquids all over my wiggly body.
Say what, now?
Oh, what's this drink taste like?
Whoa! Easy, now, player.
I love you, man.
Oh, all right.
[ Rock music plays ] Oh!
And I love this song! -Uh, Sheriff?
Hey, everybody! I'm having fun!
[ Crowd cheers ]
Yeah! Let's boogie-woogie-woogie!
Hey! Get your hands off my female... Huh?
...unless you trying to throw down!
All right, step two. Ha ha!
You want to fight?
Well, let's fight!
-Whoa! -Aah!
Not that kind of fight, Sheriff!
I think it's time you put a plug in that jug.
[ Slurring ] Don't tell me what to do!
Whoa!
Everybody just sit down and shut up!
Sheriff's got drinking to do. Whoa!
[ Laughs ]
Uh-oh. [ Gargling ]
Look, boy!
I found a rectangle. [ Cellphone beeps ]
Jolene: I thought you were with your Uncle Jimmy.
Where are you? I want that sausage.
I'm by the River Tavern, and I don't have a sausage.
But I have a pickle you can eat.
[ Barks ] No! This is for the talking rectangle to eat.
-Hello? Hey! -Hello?
Sheriff: Aah! Bang, bang! [ Gunshot ]
Sheriff! Bang-bang, bang-bang!
Sheriff, be cool, man!
Put the gun down! No!
I'm the sheriff!
I'll arrest this whole universe...
even all the aliens.
Aliens? Sheriff, you drunk.
I'm not drunk!
I'm perfectly fine!
-Let's get out of here! -No, ladies, don't leave!
[ Crying ] Oh, my God!
I better call his mama. Mm.
Hey. Where's my...
Looking for this? Uh-oh.
I found your talking rectangle!
-Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm.
Sheriff, put some clothes on.
Mama. Oh, no.
Mr. Blur made me drink.
You think you can sex all of us
and lie about going to see your Uncle Jimmy?
Ladies, I can explain!
Hey. That's what you told Mama.
Uh...
So that means you had sex with Mama!
Oh! Whoa!
Aah! Ohh!
-Sheriff! -Sheriff!
[ Laughs ]
Whoa! Hey, come back here!
Ohhhhh!
Oh! Oh! Aaaahhh!
♪♪
-Ugh! -[ Grunting ]
Damn, Sheriff! You drank too much.
I didn't mean fight me!
Although that was step two.
Shut up!
If you're gonna have sex with Mama,
you're gonna marry her.
Now, just 'cause you take a hooptie for a test-drive
don't mean you got to buy it.
Don't try to change the subject.
I'm talking about Mama!
If you were a man, Mama's Boy, we'd never be in this mess.
Well, maybe I don't got to drink, fight,
and sex to be a man.
Maybe you're no friend at all.
Just a no-good bozo!
Fine.
Let's just go our separate ways.
Good luck in the wild with your doll, Mama's Boy.
She's not a doll!
She's -- Abigail?
Abigail!
Shut up, Sheriff!
No, shut up, Sheriff!
Shut up! No, you shut up!
Seriously, shut up.
Something's out there!
[ Rustling ] All right, I'm shutting up.
But it's not because you told me to!
[ Bird cries ] Aw.
Oh, man! My head hurts!
-Shut up. Shut up. -Why does my head hurt so bad?
Will you -- Shut up!
There's something up in them woods.
It could be cannibals.
Or sexually-confused inbreds or...
Oh, it's just a bunch of wolves.
Wolves?!
[ Wolves growling ] Oh!
Sheriff, we got to man up
and fight these wolves!
Nah. You don't got to fight to be a man.
Uh, come get some, wolf bitches!
Oh. Man. Whuh! Ahh! Wa-haa!
[ Wolves growling ] [ Screaming ]
Aah! Uhh! Uhh!
[ Crying ]
Good news!
I found Abigail!
Not now! They eating me! Aah!
Just tell the wolves to stop or you'll arrest them.
Good idea. Now, listen up, wolves!
Oh, great. I already got your attention.
Huh?!
Now, place your paws behind your heads.
[ Wolves snarling ] Hey, the doll!
They like the doll!
I'm sorry. Who?
[ Groans ] Abigail.
Thank you very much.
[ Snarling stops ] Now, hi, wolves!
My name is Abigail.
I'm a little funny girl. Look at me walk!
♪ Doop-de, doop-de, doop, boop ♪
And fly around. Whee!
I can sing a song.
♪ La, la-la, la-la
What else can I do?
Look, I'm over here.
And now I'm over here.
Yeah, Sheriff! And now I'm over here.
It's working!
And now I'm over here.
[ Bird cries ]
And now I'm over here.
[ Snoring ]
Sheriff, wake up!
[ Wolves barking ] Aaaaahhhh!
A-A-A-Abigail!
Oh! I am never drinking again.
[ Whimpers ] Uh-oh.
The mama wolf!
Goodbye, Mama's Boy!
[ Growling ] Uh! Uh! Aaaahhh!
Hey, I know how to cheer you up.
See, you are just cranky 'cause of these knots back here.
Oh, yeah.
You like it when I brush you, Mama Wolf.
[ Laughs ] Yes, you do. She likes you!
I guess being a mama's boy can be pretty handy.
Oh, yeah.
I'm pretty -- pretty cool.
Oh! [ Laughing ] Oh.
What? I, uh... [ Laughs ]
What, man? What?
I think Mama Wolf likes you a little too much.
[ Laughs ]
What do you mean?
Welcome to step three! [ Laughs ]
What?
Oh, no.
I can't do that. [ Wolves growling ]
You better go have sex with that wolf, or we're dead!
Oh, no.
Oh. Well, uh...
nice place you got, I guess.
Oh. [ Chuckles ] Okay.
Look, uh, I don't know about this.
You know, I -- Oh!
You're very assertive. Oh.
Look, you know, I'm kind of waiting for marriage and --
Oh. You want me to take my pants off?
[ Snarls ]
Okay. Don't look.
Oh! Oh. Uh, okay.
Oh! Um...
Hey, uh, shouldn't we get to know each other a little first?
Hey, what are you doing to my pee-pee?
Hey! Aah!
Aah! Aah! What's happening?
Aah! Oh, can you slow down?
Owie, owie, owie, owie! That hurts!
[ Muffled ] That hurts!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow-ooooohhh!
[ Howls ]
-[ Sighs ] -Ha ha!
Sheriff, now you're a man.
[ Snarls ] Huh?
Sorry, babe.
I got to go see my Uncle Jimmy.
[ Laughs ]
Huh? Uh-oh.
Her man's home.
Only one thing to do in this situation!
Run!
Aaaaahhhh! -Aaaaaahh!
Oh!
[ Panting ] I guess we outran it.
I don't think that...
Well, anyway, it's all good, man.
Just be good to Mama.
Oh, and do me a favor. Yeah?
Can you not tell anybody I had sex with a wolf?
[ Chuckles ] Hi, Sheriff!
Sheriff, you had sex with a wolf?
Aw!
Hee! Oh.
♪ It started with a kiss, and then ♪
[ Growls ]
♪ I had to kiss you once again
[ Whimpers ]
[ Panting ]
Hey, uh, I got to be honest.
There is no Uncle Jimmy.
But, look, I'm really not looking for a relationship.
Oh! What are you doing here, Mr. Pickles?
[ Whimpering ]
♪ What will your mama say
♪ When she finds out what we did today? ♪
[ Wolf howling ]
[ Distorted ] ♪ What will your mama say