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[ Sighs ]
[ Munching, laughs ]

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Dad, is your job as fun
as eating cereal?! [ Laughs ]

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[ Chuckles ] Oh, no.

4
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[ Door opens ]
Huh?

5
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Aah! Mr. Pickles got
a bunch of animals glued to me!

6
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Really? Mr. Pickles
glued ani--

7
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No! He told them
to do it themselves!

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Mr. Pickles can
speak to animals!

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He's evil!

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[ All sigh ]

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[ Cow moos ]

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Aah! Damn you, Mr. --

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♪♪

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Hi! I'm selling guitar
weed wackers today, and --

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Well, I don't know
why you'd need one.

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[ Dial tone ]
Hello? [ Groans ]

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Goodman, you stink!

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Yeah, you're the worst
telemarketer ever.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Y-Y-Y-You suck.

20
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But these products
are ridiculous.

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Nobody else complains.

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You just have to act
like these products are great.

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It's called acting,
so make some sales,

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or go wash dishes
for a living.

25
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Huh?

26
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Uh, are y'all
dishwashers?

27
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No, we're
telemarketers.

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Then you're exactly
who we're looking for.

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-Hey, no!
-Hey!
-Hyah!

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Hey! Where
are you taking us?!

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Shut up, telemarketer!
Get walking!

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♪♪

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Where are you
taking us?!

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Stanley!

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Where could Stanley be
at this hour?

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[ Barking ]
Huh? Footprints.

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You sure have
a good sense of smell -- Ah!

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Come on, Mr. Pickles.

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[ All groaning ]

40
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Where the heck
are we?!

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Welcome.
My name is Mr. Montgomery.

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Well, why the heck
did you bring us here?!

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Well, my father
once owned this farm,

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and, oh, what
a wonderful life it was.

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Oh, what a wonderful
life this is.

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Then, one day,
the phone rang.

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[ Phone rings ]
Huh?

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Someone called
a "telemarketer."

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Father was polite
at first,

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but after that,
he couldn't do anything

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without telemarketers
interrupting.

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Not made love
to my mother,

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nor to Uncle Dimples.

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Leave me alone!

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And when it came time
to pay the workers,

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the phone rang, and he dropped
the money into the well!

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Workers drowned. Father
couldn't farm the land hisself.

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Another telemarketer!
And we had no food!

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Mother begged him --
No more answering!

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So, he decided he wouldn't.

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But then he did!

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He was instantly engulfed
in flames.

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He ran to the well,
but the phone rang again.

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Maybe it's not
a telemarketer this time!

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I'll never forget
his last words.

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Telemarketers are
the devil!

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Make them pay!

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So, from this day forth,
you devils belong to me.

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All: What?!

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Aw, I knew that's
where this was going.

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Stanley!

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Stanley!
Hyah! Hup!

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Hi. Have you seen
any telemarketers?

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They're property
of Montgomery Farm now,

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so beat it.

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[ Speaking in tongues ]

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[ Horses neigh ]

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I'm sorry.
You were saying?!

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Don't shoot us!

80
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Come on, Mr. Pickles!

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Get her!
Okay!

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Ugh.

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[ Barks, whimpers ]

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Not the dog,
you Dum Dum!

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But doggy tell horsey
steal our guns.
Huh?

86
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What if a doggy bark
sounds like words to animals?

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How dumb are you?!
[ Laughs ]

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[ All grunting ]

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Goodman, I thought you were
a bad telemarketer,

90
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but you're even worse
at farming!

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Do it like this!

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Quiet!
We don't want trouble!

93
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No, do it like this,
or you're fired!

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Who's making
that noise?!

95
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It was him.
What?

96
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Him right there.
Hey.

97
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Okay. He just got you all
a cording.

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No, wait.
It wasn't me.

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No, I've been a good,
uh, telemarketer.

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Crying ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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Mmm, save that
for later.

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Devil on the run!

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I'll be back...
for all of you!

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Get him!

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We gon' get you,
devil!

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[ Both cackling ]

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Hey, where'd he go?

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[ Cackles ]

111
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Just saying, what if the doggy
talked to animals?

112
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Ain't no dog can
talk to animals!

113
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Doggy wake up. Best eat him
'fore he talk to animals.

114
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Oh, that's it!
I can't take this anymore!

115
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Just throw him
in that snake pit!

116
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But what if doggy
talks to snakes?

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You dumb-dumb!
The dog don't talk!

118
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Besides,
snakes ain't got ears!

119
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How do they listen?

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Snakes hear
through vibrations!

121
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I ain't got time
to explain everything to you!

122
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Now, just get
the dog in the pit!

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Bye, doggy.
[ Laughs ]

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[ Hissing ]

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[ Speaking in tongues ]

126
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Now, for trying to escape,
you shall be hanged dead.

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Goodman,
this isn't easy,

128
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but I do feel
an apology is in order.

129
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Boss, no need
to apologize.

130
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No, an apology
from you

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for being such
a terrible telemarketer!

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Oh, just hang me.

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Okay!

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[ Choking ]

135
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Hello!

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[ Gasps ]
Livingston Bumblesworth?

137
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Uh, to what do
we owe the honor?

138
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Just passing by.

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Can't control
your telemarketers, I see.

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[ Laughs ]

141
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No, no, no.

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We were just
preparing for a play!

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Play?
Yes.

144
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Uh, a play to show you just how
well my farm is driving.

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Cut him down!

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[ Gasping ]

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[ Barking and whining ]

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[ Speaking in tongues ]

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Snakes hear
through vibrations!

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Vibrations!

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[ Drum beat playing ]

152
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So, what's
the vibration?

153
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Oh, for the last time,
you dumb-dumb,

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a vibration is the oscillation
of the parts of a fluid

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or an elastic solid whose
equilibrium has been disturbed

156
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as it can transmit sounds
that can be felt!

157
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Huh?

158
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Now, you going to see how well
I'm doing, Bumblesworth.

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[ Laughs ]
Start the play.

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Montgomery Farm
is grape.

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Great!

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Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

163
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Uh, isn't Mr. Montgomery
powerful?

164
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Why, here
he comes now.

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Boss: Now!
Whoa! [ Chuckles ]

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Oh.
[ Clears throat ]

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[ Southern accent ]
I'm Mr. Montgomery,

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and I'm a great farmer.
[ Groans ]

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[ Laughs ]
Well, that's just like me.

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[ Groans ]
Actually...

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I just sit
on my big fat ass all day

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because I can't do anything
by myself. [ Chuckles ]

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[ Laughing ]
What?!

174
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Now, that's
more like you!

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What?! Hey, running
a farm is hard!

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That's son of
a no good telemarketer

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would know
nothing about it.

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Well, why don't you try
being a telemarketer

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and sell me something?

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What?! Never!

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Oh, come now!
This is quite entertaining!

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Hmm. All right.
Bum, bum, bum.

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Ring!

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Montgomery speaking.
Hello.

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I'm a dumb
telemarketer, and --

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Not interested!
Goodbye!
Huh?

187
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[ Laughing ]
But you didn't let me

188
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tell you
what I was selling yet!

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Ring, ring!

190
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Hello?
Yeah, it's me again.

191
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Take me
off your list!

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[ Laughing ]

193
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Well, that was
rude of him.

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Ring!
Hello?

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Like I was saying --

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I'm not home right now, so leave
a message after the beep.

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Beep!

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[ Laughing ]

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Hey! Well, this is
very frustrating.

200
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See? It's
not easy being

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[normal voice] me,

202
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trying to sell
guitar weed wackers all day.

203
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Guitar weed wackers?

204
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Who'd want that?

205
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Uhh...
Goodman, you got it.

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Yeah!

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00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,767
Uh, I use my guitar weed wacker
all the time!

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Nothing like
playing some tunes

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while you're wacking some weeds.
[ Chuckles nervously ]

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Huh, I've always
wanted to play guitar,

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00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,442
and if it was fun enough
to wack the weeds,

212
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,045
I wouldn't need
telemarketers!

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00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:08,716
Today, I've realized
that farmers and telemarketers

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00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,217
aren't so different.

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I hereby declare
all telemarketers free!

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[ All cheer ]

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00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,558
And I'll take
a guitar weed wacker, too!

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00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,927
[ All cheer ]

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00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,094
Just let me get my wallet!
[ Laughs ]

220
00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,562
Huh?
Listen up!

221
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:26,233
I'm taking these
telemarketers with me!

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00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,101
Honey! Honey!
Everything is good now!

223
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,436
What are you doing?!

224
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You double-crossing
telemarketer devil!

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Kill them all!

226
00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,542
Oh! Oh.
[ Laughs ]

227
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,078
Hey, where'd that
snake come from?!

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00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,279
Aah!
Aah!

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All: Huh?
Oh! That's the devil!

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[ Drum beat playing ]

231
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,989
What the hell's
he doing?

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Get him!

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00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,125
[ Hissing ]

234
00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,261
Huh? What the hell?

235
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♪♪

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[ All screaming ]

237
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,978
Doggy can't talk
to snakes!

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00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,479
Stop dancing, Dum Dum,
and help me!

239
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:17,517
The snakes just like
the beat of his vibrations!

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00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,986
You be a good boy now!

241
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,989
Aah!!

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00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,256
[ Barking ]

243
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,158
There you are,
Mr. Pickles.

244
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:28,528
Gee, I hope everybody's
okay in there.

245
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:32,299
Goodman, you did save us all,
so from now on,

246
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,302
I won't give you
such a hard time.

247
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,204
Really?
Well, thank --

248
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,672
Aah!
Get away from here, snake!

249
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:43,343
Snakes don't have ears
to hear you, dumb-dumb!

250
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,678
Huh...

251
00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,113
Hey, good afternoon.

252
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,782
I'm selling
guitar weed wackers today. I --

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00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,117
[ Dial tone ]
Hello?

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00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:54,121
Make some sales,
or you're fired, dumb-dumb!

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00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,056
[ Groans ]

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♪♪

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00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:12,072
♪♪