1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:05,506 [ Uptempo music playing ] 2 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:10,578 Murderer! There's a murderer right there. 3 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:13,614 Freeze, murderer. Oh, that's just Garcia. 4 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:14,715 But he's a murderer. 5 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,251 He has "murder" tattooed on his face. 6 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:20,121 Oh, he's no murderer. In fact, he's my buddy. 7 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,190 Right, Garcia? 8 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:23,691 What's up dude? 9 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,527 Yeah. -I got to go, Sheriff. 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,462 All right. I'll see you at lunch later. 11 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:32,300 Hmm, looks like Garcia is a... 12 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,567 -Rat! -Huh? 13 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:36,104 Get it off of me. Get it off of me. 14 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,139 Ow! 15 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,573 Have a good day, now. 16 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:42,376 ♪ Pickles 17 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,278 ♪ Good Boy 18 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:46,380 ♪ He's dog 19 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,349 ♪ People's best friend 20 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,617 ♪ Die 21 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,585 ♪ Pickles 22 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:54,222 Mr. Pickles. 23 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,389 ♪ Here he comes 24 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,558 There you are. 25 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,127 Good boy. 26 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,569 Hmm. The school got a new flag. 27 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:11,539 Um, what is school? 28 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,806 Uh-oh. 29 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,409 The school year started 6 months ago. 30 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:18,246 Why hasn't Tommy been in school this whole time? 31 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,647 Who are you again? 32 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:24,418 I'm Principal Garcia, and this is my schoooool! 33 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:26,720 Uh, we just had a lot going on. 34 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,822 Bye, Tommy. 35 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,358 Come on, Mr. Pickles. 36 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:34,295 Unh-unh-unh. No dogs allowed. 37 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:39,900 Dinosaurs lived either or 4,000 or 65 million years ago. 38 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,436 Both theories are equally valid. 39 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:45,439 Children! This is Tommy. He doesn't know anybody, so... 40 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:48,176 I know those bullies. Hi, bullies! 41 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,311 -Shut up, Pumpkin Head. -Yeah Pumpkin. 42 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:54,482 Knock it off. And remember, tonight is the 1st grade dance. 43 00:01:54,515 --> 00:02:00,388 So, find that special someone, or live a life of despair. 44 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,823 Oh! That's Suzie, the girl I like. 45 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,359 I'll go to the dance with Suzie. 46 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:08,529 Tommy? I'll decide who I dance with. 47 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,864 You've got a lot to learn, Tommy -- 48 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:14,635 like how dinosaurs did exist and didn't. 49 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:15,903 Both theories are equally valid. 50 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:18,306 She'll never go to the dance with you, Tommy. 51 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,641 -Why not? -'Cause you're a nobody. 52 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:21,842 Huh? 53 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,244 [ School bell rings ] 54 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,846 See, you're a nobody, like us... -Hi. 55 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,216 ...the bottom of the social pyramid. 56 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:31,652 -Oh. -Suzie's a regular kid, right in the middle. 57 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,955 She'll never dance with you 'cause you're not at her level. 58 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,724 How do I become regular? 59 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:40,894 You'd have to work your way up from a nobody to a freak... 60 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,396 Ha-ha. Look at those nobodies. 61 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,432 Move, freaks, this is nerd turf. 62 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:48,669 Nerds to goths. Headbangers. -We're better than goths. 63 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:54,675 Headbangers to class clowns, to bullies, to magicians, to... 64 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,510 Who are they? 65 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:58,579 The cool kids. 66 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,381 They're the top of the social pyramid. 67 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,584 To get to their level, you have to go through the jocks, 68 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,519 the preps, the robots... 69 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,222 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna ask Suzie to dance again. 70 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:12,826 -You can't. You're a nobody. -Suzie, hey. It's me again. 71 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,228 [ Laughs ] 72 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:16,897 Tommy, what are you, a bully? 73 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:21,435 Yeah, that was awesome. I now pronounce you "bully." 74 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,671 Watch out -- bullies. 75 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:27,541 ♪♪ 76 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,312 Well looky, looky here. 77 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,880 Nice office, Garcia. 78 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,382 What are you guys doing here? 79 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,717 I told you, I'm done with the gang. 80 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,552 You got too much dirt on us... 81 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,454 Both: Yeah! 82 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:41,689 ...and we know you're buddy-buddy with the sheriff now. 83 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,457 -Yeah! -What? 84 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,593 Sheriff just comes by school for lunch every day. That's all. 85 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:48,562 Well, as an insurance that you don't rat us out, 86 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:51,399 we need you to whack-a the sheriff. 87 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,900 -Yeah. -What? I can't do that. 88 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:56,036 But you still have "murder" tattooed on your face. 89 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,739 I've changed. Now, if you'll excuse me, 90 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,908 I have a dance to prepare for. 91 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,744 -Huh? -Dance? Who cares about a dance? 92 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,779 It was 1st grade. 93 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,416 The girl I wanted to dance with left me, 94 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,918 so I turned to a life of violence. 95 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:15,055 But I have left that life for the children. 96 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,790 Then whack-a the sheriff, 97 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,660 or we'll listen to all your dance music. 98 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,662 -No! -Pop all your balloons. 99 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,764 -No! -And drink all your punch. 100 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:28,469 No! Those are for the children! 101 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:32,740 Now, children, there are all kinds of art. 102 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,343 Whee! 103 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:38,946 Come on, Tommy, let's pee on this goth's art project. 104 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:42,483 Yeah, pull out mine, and I'll pull out Tommy's. 105 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:45,786 -No! -Tommy! I can't believe you bullies. 106 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,756 Even this is art. 107 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,524 [ Imitates horse ] 108 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:54,495 Suzie, will you please dance with me? 109 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:55,929 [ Bullies laugh ] 110 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,698 Suzie: Tommy! 111 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,968 You might be a bully, Tommy, but even this is art. 112 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,671 Suzie, wait. I'm not a bully. 113 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,473 My science project. 114 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,810 Cool. 115 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,880 Come on, Tommy, cool kids to the front. 116 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,515 But I'm not cool. 117 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:18,652 -Whoa, Tommy, you look cool. -Who wants Salisbury steaks? 118 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,488 -Me, me. -Sheriff... 119 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,423 Oh, sorry. Cool kids first. 120 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,957 -Sheriff. -Yeah, what's up, dude? 121 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,526 I need your help. 122 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,661 Some guys from my past want me to kill you. 123 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,062 Sorry, off duty, lunch break. 124 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,031 -Here you go. -Oh, boy. 125 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:34,034 Mama always me a sculpture of Salisbusy steaks 126 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,869 in the shape of my own head 127 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:39,607 'cause Mama says I'm so yummy. 128 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,509 Oh, yes, I am. 129 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:50,818 So, how's it feel to sit at the cool table? 130 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,686 [ Indistinct chatter ] 131 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,923 This is nerd turf. Dorks sit over there. 132 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,560 What would be cool is if Suzie would dance with me. 133 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,762 Cool kids don't dance with regular kids. 134 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,565 They're beneath us. -Maybe Tommy's right. 135 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:07,735 -What? -I've already danced with the coolest girls. 136 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,538 I'll pronounce Suzie cool and dance with her. 137 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:11,739 No! 138 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,774 Hey, regular kid. -What? 139 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,042 Will you dance with -- 140 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:18,045 Hey! I wanted to dance with Suzie. 141 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:21,615 This calls for a Salisbury Steak Challenge. 142 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:24,885 -A what? -A Salisbury Steak Challenge. 143 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,721 It's a tradition here at Old Town Elementary. 144 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:30,624 Whoever sticks the most Salisbury steaks 145 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:34,462 to his face wins and gets to dance with Suzie. 146 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,963 But be careful. 147 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,666 Many years ago, a girl named Matilda 148 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,801 was in a Salisbury Steak Challenge. 149 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:43,637 It gave her a zit that kept on growing. 150 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:46,607 It was so gross that she went into hiding. 151 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,678 And was never seen again. 152 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,012 Now, kids, clean up your trays. 153 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,747 Come on. Move it. Move it. Move it. 154 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,148 Now, I did what you asked. 155 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,050 The sheriff is dead. 156 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,452 Damn. 157 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,454 You messed him up real bad. 158 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:04,224 -He's barely recognizable. -Now, we're done here. 159 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,659 See yourself out. 160 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,795 I have a dance to prepare for. 161 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,931 Okay, bye. Hey, where's Johnny? 162 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,834 Garcia must have killed him when we weren't looking. 163 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,168 No, no. I trust him. 164 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,505 After all, he did whack-a the sheriff. 165 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,007 I knew I smelled more Salisbury steaks. 166 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,477 They're having a Salisbury Steak Challenge right now. 167 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:24,945 Yay! 168 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,614 Both: Hmm. 169 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,149 And... 170 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,718 Salisburys down. 171 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:33,821 Tommy wins the Salisbury Steak Challenge. 172 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,789 [ Cheering ] 173 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,258 Suzie, now will you dance with me? 174 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,627 -No. -Huh? 175 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,495 I'm not some trophy to be won 176 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:44,031 by sticking Salisbury steaks to your face. 177 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:48,536 I don't care how cool you are -- and you're really cool. 178 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:52,640 But I would be a nobody again just to dance with you. 179 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,974 Really? 180 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,142 Now, I'll go to the dance with you. 181 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,811 -Everybody, look. -Huh? 182 00:07:57,845 --> 00:08:00,013 -Tommy, how could you? -What? 183 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,783 Don't worry, Suzie. It's cool. 184 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,084 Ew, Tommy. 185 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:07,020 That's something I would never do. 186 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,056 This is for pushing me into the trash. 187 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:13,527 What? No. Let me out. 188 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:16,897 Hello? Hello? 189 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,132 Is somebody there? 190 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,534 [ Screams ] 191 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,903 Oh, it was just a cat. 192 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,304 [ Screams ] 193 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,206 What are you? 194 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,676 It was 1st grade. 195 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,678 I was in a Salisbury Steak Challenge 196 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,547 over a boy named Toby I wanted to dance with, 197 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,849 but I got a zit on my face... 198 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,552 That kept growing? You're Matilda. 199 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:42,022 I've lived down here in shame ever since. 200 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,157 Nobody would dance with me. 201 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,159 I'm gross. 202 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,261 I would dance with you. 203 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:51,031 Really? 204 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,900 Okay, I'm ready. 205 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,568 Ew. 206 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:58,205 Now, the perfect selfie will make your followers jealous, 207 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,809 but also conceal the emptiness inside you. 208 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:05,078 Garcia: All 1st graders, head to to the 1st grade dance. 209 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,714 [ Cheering ] 210 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,650 Now, when we find Garcia, I want you to whack him. 211 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,785 Whacky whack whack, okay? -Yoink. 212 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,722 Hey! What you do that for, huh? 213 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,990 Huh. 214 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:20,293 Hey, where did you go, huh? 215 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,895 Damn. 216 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,997 ♪ Welcome to the 1st grade dance ♪ 217 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,966 ♪ It's your boy, Sheriff I'm your chaperone ♪ 218 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,668 ♪ Hey, let's dance 219 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,903 Let me see some dancing out there. 220 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,304 All: Whoa. 221 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,274 Look, Tommy's gonna dance with a giant zit. 222 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,843 [ Laughs ] 223 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,846 -She's a freak. -She's worse than a freak. 224 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,781 She's a monster. 225 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,084 Crowd [chanting]: Monster. Monster. 226 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,285 [ Crying ] 227 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,055 Everybody, shut up! 228 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,623 Huh? 229 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,392 If there's one thing I've learned today, 230 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,295 it's that it's not right to judge people 231 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,164 just 'cause they're different. 232 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,767 -Hey, what you doing? -They might be different... 233 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,168 Ah, ah, ah, ahh! 234 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,004 But it's what's on the insi that matters. 235 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,308 Oh, hey! 236 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,978 Matilda? 237 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:14,414 Matilda, where were you all these years? 238 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,049 Toby Garcia? 239 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,886 I wanted to dance with you, but I got a zit. 240 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,021 -Where's my group? -Are you a cool kid? 241 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,824 -No. Are you a nerd? -We all look the same. 242 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,026 Because we are all the same, 243 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:30,030 no matter if you got tattoos on your face or feet for hands. 244 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:35,736 We are one. Now, dance together. 245 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:40,140 ♪ Why can't we live together ♪ 246 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,442 ♪ In there's a world we share ♪ 247 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,445 ♪ The world we share 248 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,682 I'm having fun dancing with you, Suzie. 249 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:52,720 -You, too, Tommy. -Mr. Pickles can dance, too. 250 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,255 Hey, I told you, no dogs allowed. 251 00:10:56,423 --> 00:11:03,731 ♪ Understanding long time gone ♪ 252 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,132 ♪ Let's come together 253 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,700 ♪ Come together 254 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,169 ♪ It feels like we're... 255 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:13,240 -Hi, Will. -Hi, Dave.