1 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:05,103 Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective is doing space drugs! 2 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:07,238 Lock that damn dolphin up! 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,774 But, sir, he built a giant space bong 4 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:11,677 and is now smoking our office! 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,345 Whoa! 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,780 Whoa! 7 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:18,784 Despicable! Drug use on cartoons? Ugh! 8 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,519 What are drugs, Dad? 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,087 Drugs are bad, Tommy. 10 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:23,755 Hmm, whatever happened to good, 11 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:26,925 old-fashioned, wholesome cartoons? 12 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,762 ♪ Mr. Pickles ♪ 13 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:31,930 ♪ Good boy ♪ 14 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:34,065 ♪ Dog ♪ 15 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,801 ♪ People's best friend ♪ 16 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,403 ♪ Die ♪ 17 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:39,037 ♪ Pickles ♪ 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,307 Mr. Pickles! 19 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:43,975 ♪ Here he comes ♪ There you are! 20 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,410 ♪ Mr. Pickles ♪ 21 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:46,945 Good boy! 22 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:50,949 Bye, Mr. Pickles! I go learn, now. 23 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:52,284 [ Panting ] 24 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:55,086 Now, the Earth is round and flat. 25 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,289 Both theories are equally valid. 26 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,459 Kids, listen up! I have a special guest here 27 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:04,963 to teach you all about the dangers of... 28 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,899 Drugs! 29 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,435 That's me, guys. 30 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:13,304 ♪ So don't do drugs and I'm-a to tell you why ♪ 31 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:16,675 ♪ Skip ba badoo badow badoodoodoo ♪ 32 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:20,078 ♪ Bang digidang gading dagong da doodly doo ♪ 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,649 ♪ Rebabababow rabadoodidoodoo da ♪ 34 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:26,918 ♪ Ringidang gadong gading gadong arangatang a vongana ♪ 35 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,420 -Uh, Sheriff. -Huh? 36 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,188 Get to the part where you tell them why drugs are bad. 37 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,657 Oh, sorry. I'm still working on the lyrics. 38 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,359 -Drugs aren't bad. -Yeah! 39 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,262 Haven't you see the cartoon "Astronaut Dolphin Detective"? 40 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,497 -He makes drugs look fun! -Yeah! 41 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:41,166 Like the episode where he did drugs 42 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:43,134 and had sex with moon elves. 43 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:45,270 Or when he did drugs and beat the Martians 44 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,638 to death with a pipe. 45 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,142 Or when he fingers the Tyrannosaurus parrot... 46 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,010 and then did drugs! 47 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,145 -I want to do drugs. -I want to do drugs, too. 48 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,848 Kids, just because you see something on TV 49 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,216 doesn't mean you should do it. 50 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,351 Yeah! My dad says drugs are bad, too. 51 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:01,820 Huh? 52 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:05,190 Why can't they make a cartoon that isn't about drugs? 53 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:07,058 Yeah? Like what? 54 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:11,295 Um, like a cartoon about a pineapple 55 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,364 that wears a funny hat! 56 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,033 [ Laughter ] 57 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,534 Say that again. 58 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,737 That was the dumbest idea ever. 59 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,140 Okay. How about a cartoon 60 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,641 about a pineapple 61 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,544 that wears a funny hat! 62 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,378 [ Laughter ] 63 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:30,181 The kids, they love his idea so, so do I. 64 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,716 -Jeffrey. -Yeah? 65 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,987 -Stop. Stand. Sit. Fetch him. -Okay! [ Whimpering ] 66 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:38,890 Uh...you wanted to see me? 67 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,726 Your show, "Astronaut Dolphin Detective," is canceled. 68 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,896 What? But I just finished all these scripts. 69 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,164 -Jeffrey, stand. Sit. -Okay. 70 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,333 Now, roll over to prepare the jet! 71 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:52,036 -Okay. -Huh? You guys got a jet? 72 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,404 You're finished in this town. 73 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:56,074 There's a new star, and his name is Tommy! 74 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:59,243 Wait! Whoa! Whoa! Aw. 75 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:02,747 Now, children, there are all kinds of art. 76 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,115 [ Laughs ] Wee! 77 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:07,085 Oh, man. Tommy got "ADD" canceled. 78 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:08,386 -What? -Oh, no! 79 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,355 -You're the worst! -You suck! 80 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:13,558 -I did what? -Even this is art! 81 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,794 Ah! Ah! Aah! Aah! 82 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,629 Good job, Tommy! 83 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,765 You've gotten a cartoon about drugs off the air! 84 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,434 Tommy, my star, how would you like to make your cartoon 85 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,937 about a pineapple that wears a funny hat, hmm? 86 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,906 -Really? -Jeffrey, stand. Speak. 87 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,707 Okay. We'll set your studio up here. 88 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,777 Uh, you've got till 3 o'clock to finish before it airs. 89 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,146 Pick some friends to help you make the show, Tommy, 90 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,716 and hurry up. Time is money! 91 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,084 Oh! 92 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:40,718 -Pick me, Tommy! -Pick me, Tommy! 93 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,120 Uh... 94 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,423 Jeffrey, hurry up with that equipment. 95 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,124 -I'm trying to -- -Bad assistant, stand. 96 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,625 Stop. Sit. Shake hands. 97 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:50,462 Now, get the equipment in there quick or no dinner for you. 98 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,663 Okay. 99 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:55,300 [ Whines, growls ] 100 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:56,901 How about an episode where the pineapple 101 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,269 that wears a funny hat hides 102 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:00,572 in an alligator's butthole and does drugs? 103 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,840 [ Laughter ] 104 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:04,176 No! No drugs! What else? 105 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:07,946 Pineapple does drugs, and then he does more drugs! 106 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,480 Pineapple doesn't do drugs. 107 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,849 -Well, what does he do? -He wears a funny hat! 108 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,986 What if Pineapple's funny hat does drugs? 109 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,654 -Ugh! -Wha? 110 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,924 Where's the kid who got my show canceled?! 111 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,326 -Him! He did it! -Uh... 112 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:23,628 Well, I just wanted to thank you. 113 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,497 -Huh? -Making cartoons is really hard, 114 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,433 but now I have all this free time to do -- 115 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,834 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. 116 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,504 Guys, we only have till 3 o'clock to finish, 117 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,639 and we haven't come up with a story yet. 118 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:38,676 Oh! Ha ha! You just need some inspiration! 119 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,211 Here, try some drugs! 120 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,847 -Yay, drugs! -Cool, let's do drugs! 121 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,050 No! Drugs are bad! 122 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:47,218 Aah! My drugs! 123 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,453 -Aw. -Stupid Tommy! 124 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,221 -Oh, you suck, Tommy! -Wait! 125 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,991 There's always drugs on the bad side of town. 126 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,126 Come on, kids! Let's go do drugs! 127 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,528 -Yay, drugs! -What? No! 128 00:04:56,530 --> 00:05:00,531 Mr. Pickles, let's go get Sheriff! 129 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:04,703 Ah. And done. What the -- Why, hey! 130 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,238 Ah! What? 131 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,306 Hi, Tommy's parents. We work in TV. 132 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,208 Tommy is going to make a cartoon for us, hmm. 133 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,543 -What? -Absolutely not! 134 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:15,146 The stuff I've seen on cartoons is despicable! 135 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,349 Not even for $50? 136 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,152 Fifty big ones? 137 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:23,021 Oh, I-I think we can work something out. 138 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,255 Drugs! 139 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,390 Hey, look, kids, some drug dealers! 140 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:27,758 -Yay, drugs! -Hello there. 141 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,729 Me and these kids want to get some drugs. 142 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,531 Uh, okay, here. 143 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,767 Wait. You need to give us money. 144 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,570 Uh, y-yeah, yeah. You got some money? 145 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,905 Uh, I'll pay you back tomorrow? 146 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,173 -Uh... -Okay. 147 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,841 -We trust you. -Freeze! 148 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,844 Geez, you guys are the worst drug dealers I've ever seen. 149 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,081 Doink! Come on, kids! Let's go do drugs! 150 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,450 -Yay, drugs! -Oh, no! 151 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,251 -Mr. Pickles, stop them! -[ Barks ] 152 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,719 Sorry to burst your bubble, 153 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,255 but you drug dealers are in big trouble! 154 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:58,857 Oh, hey, that would be a good song lyric. 155 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,425 Here, hold this a sec. 156 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:03,461 ♪ Sorry to burst your bubble ♪ 157 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,296 ♪ But you drug deal-- ♪ Huh? 158 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:08,066 You let him get away with our d-drugs. 159 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,802 N-Now, you got to die. 160 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,604 You, uh, uh, and the kid. 161 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:15,106 Please, I have a cartoon to finish. 162 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,474 -Really? -Really? 163 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,442 You need voice actors? 164 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:21,612 I'm a leprechaun. Now, I'm a robot. 165 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:24,815 Now -- Now, I'm a leprechaun again. 166 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,617 -You're amazing! -Really? 167 00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:29,487 Hey, look, I'm a f-farmer. 168 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,222 Eh, didn't seem believable. 169 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,625 Shut up, or I'll kill you, pig. 170 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,294 Now, that was a believable farmer. 171 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:37,762 You should hire these guys. 172 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:40,398 Come on, kids. Let's do these drugs! 173 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,800 Yum yum yum yum yum. 174 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:44,402 These drugs should kick in any sec. 175 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,771 Whoa-oa-oa! 176 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,773 Hey, where'd he go? 177 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,741 And sign here, here, here, here, here, here... 178 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,010 Jeffrey, hurry up. 179 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,645 ...here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here. 180 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,080 Jeffrey, stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. 181 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,614 Shake hands. Now, give him the check. 182 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,615 Okay. 183 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,417 Wow, 50 big ones! Oh, boy! 184 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,585 Wait. So Tommy is making a cartoon? 185 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,354 Yes. Tommy had a brilliant idea 186 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,256 about a pineapple that wears a funny hat. 187 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,658 Oh, wow. 188 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,626 Mr. Pickles is dragging somebody into his doghouse. 189 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:11,663 Oh, you just missed him. That dog is evil! 190 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,165 Dad, stop with your crazy stories. 191 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,433 An evil dog? 192 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,535 -Ooh. -Please, go on. 193 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,504 Really? Well, Mr. Pickles has 194 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:22,173 a lair under his doghouse with a river of blood! 195 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,842 He has three leather-wearing Steves that guard his lair. 196 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:28,346 One of them was my wife, but he shot her into outer space. 197 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,681 Did I mention the river of blood? 198 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:32,516 All right. The script is done. 199 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:35,820 Sheriff, you record the voices. I'll animate. Move it, people! 200 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:39,323 We've only got an hour to finish the cartoon. 201 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,626 -Action. -The hat i-is funny. 202 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,062 Cut. Try it with more passion. 203 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,531 The hat i-is funny. 204 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,867 Good enough. Action. 205 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,468 This is a funny hat. 206 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,904 Cut. It's funnier if you emphasize funny. 207 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:57,809 One more note, and I'll show you what's fu-u-u-nny -- 208 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,043 you, dead. 209 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,345 [ Laughs ] 210 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,313 See, now, you're getting the hang of this. 211 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,016 What? Huh? Where am I? 212 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,419 Whoa! These drugs are great. Yum yum yum. 213 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,855 Ha ha! I can't believe what I'm seeing. 214 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,590 [ Laughter ] 215 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:16,027 Whoa, look at all the colors. Let's go higher! 216 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,695 Yum yum yum. 217 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,831 Higher! Yum yum yum. 218 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,199 [ Ding ] 219 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,768 Whoa! [ Laughs ] 220 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,270 ♪♪ 221 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:31,910 Whoa, it looks like my arms and legs are missing, cool! 222 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,746 [ Distorted ] Whoa! 223 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:42,286 Whoa. It feels like my face is melting. 224 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,422 Yeah! 225 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,023 Everybody, listen up. 226 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:49,226 Now I present to you a brand-new cartoon 227 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:52,363 by our very own Tommy Goodman! 228 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,800 -Way to go, Tommy! $50! -Yay, Tommy! 229 00:08:57,638 --> 00:09:01,038 I'm a pineapple. Look at me walk. 230 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,873 Hey, pineap...ple. 231 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,776 W-W-Want some drugs? 232 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,244 Drugs are bad. 233 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,479 Oh. 234 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,981 We -- We will be nice now. 235 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,083 Also, the is hat is funny. 236 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,385 [ All laugh ] 237 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,387 Want to wear my funny hat? 238 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,889 Yeah. 239 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,290 [ Boing! ] 240 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:23,161 This is a fu-u-u-nny hat. 241 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:26,264 [ All laugh ] 242 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,466 W-We don't do drugs 243 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:32,136 'cause you told us the hat i-is funny. 244 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:35,473 Right. And that is the end of this cartoon. 245 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,809 Cut. Hey, this cartoon needs some theme music. 246 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,611 Sheriff, don't interrupt me. 247 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,981 Ugh, now, I have to start the cartoon over again. 248 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,451 I'm a pineapple. Look at me walk. 249 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:50,655 -Boo! Boo! -This cartoon sucks! 250 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,190 [ Gasps ] What are you doing? 251 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,825 Our voices were...great. 252 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,427 But Tommy's cartoon was terrible. 253 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,863 Now -- Now, you got to die. 254 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:03,000 If you think it's so easy, why don't you make your own cartoon? 255 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,103 Perfect. Tommy, you're fired. You're hired. 256 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,304 -What? -Yay. 257 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,939 We won't sell drugs no more. 258 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,007 -Then, where will we get drugs? -Yeah! 259 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:15,546 Aah! Argh! Drugs did this to me! Aah! 260 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,482 And that's why drugs are bad. 261 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:21,518 ♪ Rababa baba badoodoodoo ♪ 262 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,621 I'll never do drugs, no way. 263 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,022 Yeah, drugs are bad! 264 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,223 Hooray! 265 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:28,392 And authorities are still looking for a suspect 266 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,361 in the murder of this TV executive. 267 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,797 It was an evil dog named Mr. Pickles. 268 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,799 Ha ha! That's crazy. In other news, 269 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:38,903 this new TV executive's new show premieres right now. 270 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,741 Mr. Pickles is an evil dog 271 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:48,212 who has an underground lair with a river of b-blood. 272 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,714 That sounds crazy. 273 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:52,850 I would like to see -- see that. 274 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:56,921 -We are here. -And I have a fun-funny hat. 275 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,389 [ All laugh ] 276 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:01,559 Ugh. Who would even watch this crap? 277 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,995 ♪ Mr. Pickles ♪ 278 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,397 ♪ Good boy ♪ 279 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,865 ♪ Dog ♪ 280 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,068 ♪ People's best friend ♪ 281 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,403 ♪ Die ♪ 282 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:13,737 ♪ Pickles ♪ 283 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,173 -Hi, Will. -Hi, Dave.