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Hmm.

2
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Huh?

3
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[ Bleating, laughing, meowing ]

4
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[ Screams ]

5
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Everybody, come see
what Mr. Pickles is doing!

6
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What? No!Dad!

7
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What? What is all this racket?!

8
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Mr. Pickles and the three Steves

9
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were just in here
with some kind of monster.

10
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Oh, go to bed, Dad.Oh, Grandpa!

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Oh!

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♪ In the wind is
where it begins ♪

13
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♪ Then it moves to the bones

14
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♪ The chill you feel
when good ones go ♪

15
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♪ And leave you all alone

16
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♪ It's kind of sad, yeah

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♪ It's wicked bad

18
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♪ How rusty treasure
scuffs up your hands ♪

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♪ Listen and grin, man,
just let it go ♪

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♪ Don't show your face at
so many shows ♪

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♪♪

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Bye, everybody!
I'm off to school.

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Bye.Hey, who's truck is that?

24
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It's mine.Huh?!

25
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I bought a truck and a cabin
in the mountains.

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I'm moving out!What?!

27
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What, why?

28
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I'm tired of Mr. Pickles

29
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tormenting me all the time

30
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and everybody
thinking I'm crazy.

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I just want to live
out my days in peace.

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Don't worry, I'll be back
from time to time to say hi.

33
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Yeah, see you, Grandpa.

34
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Ooh, there's a sale
on Band-Aids!

35
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[ Whimpers ]

36
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♪ And in the end
you'll have a friend ♪

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♪ And it's...

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Morning, Merl.
Lovely day, isn't it?

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If by lovely, you mean
cold and lonely...

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Pornography.

41
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I'll keep ya company
up at your cabin.

42
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Oh, I sure do miss my wife.

43
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Morning.Morning!

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♪♪

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Mmm.

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♪♪

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[ Inhales ]
Ah.

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[ Humming ]

49
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♪♪

50
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Aah!
How did you find me?

51
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No! Aah!

52
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Got ya!

53
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♪♪

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I knew you'd come eventually.

55
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And when you did,
I'd be ready.

56
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You messed with me
for too long, Mr. Pickles.

57
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This ends today.

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♪ Lay down, old boy,
put your head down ♪

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Don't play cute with me.

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Why do you think I bought a
cabin in the middle of nowhere?

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So I could kill you and no one
would ever find out about it.

62
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Now, any last words?

63
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Of course not.
You're just a dumb dog.

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♪ I'll keep on moving
till I know ♪

65
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I may be a dog, Grandpa,
but I'm not dumb.

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Yeah, you are.
Look who's in the cage.

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Wait, you can talk
all of a sudden?

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Nah. I always could.

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But I only whip it out
on special occasions.

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What? I knew you were evil,

71
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but I always thought
you were still just a dog.

72
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How can you talk?

73
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Let me out of this cage,

74
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and I'll tell you
everything inside.

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It's cold out here.
Brr.

76
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I'm not stupid.

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I don't care if you can talk,
I'm gonna kill ya anyway.

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Fine. Then I guess
you'll never know why I'm evil.

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Uh...

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Now, tell me why you're evil.

81
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Well... it all started
a long, long time ago.

82
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In the lost city of
the Pabanatra Fagonopolis.

83
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The ancient ones would sacrifice
a dog to appease the gods.

84
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But on this particular day,
something unexpected happened.

85
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Huh?

86
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[ Pounding on door ]

87
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Huh?

88
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Merl? What are you doing here?

89
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Well, with the cold and the
recent passing of my wife,

90
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I thought you might entertain
the idea of some company.

91
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I could use a good cuddle.What?!

92
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Sorry, I'm kind of in
the middle of something--

93
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Nothing sexual.

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Just lie by the fire,
hold me tight,

95
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and tell me everything's
gonna be all right.

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No! I'm not gonna cuddle
with you. I'm busy.

97
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Here! Hey! You're gonna
cuddle me good.

98
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What? Hey, what are you doing,
Mr. Pickles?

99
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Oh, I'm sorry.

100
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Did you want to cuddle
with him or not?

101
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Wait, did that dog just talk--

102
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Ah! Ugh!

103
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Now, Grandpa...

104
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did you want me
to finish my story,

105
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or should I just get to the part
where I kill you, hmm?

106
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Think you can make it all the
way to your truck, old man?

107
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I told you I was ready for you.

108
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Whoa! Oh!

109
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[ Laughs, gunshot rings ]

110
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Whoa!

111
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I'm gonna get you, Grandpa!

112
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Oh, watch out!
Whoa!

113
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[ Crash ]

114
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Oh! Oh.

115
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Now everybody will think I know
how to ski and be impressed.

116
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Help! Help me!Hey, get out of my selfie!

117
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An evil dog is after me!

118
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Get lost before
I selfie you in half.

119
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Oh.What? Hey, huh?

120
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What do you want,
you dumb dog?!

121
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Say. That's a nice blade.

122
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♪♪

123
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Here I come, Grandpa!

124
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Whoa!

125
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Does this go to the bottom
of the mountain?

126
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No, you idiot.
This is the flight to Mexico.

127
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Hey, stewardess,
can I get another beer?

128
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I don't have any beer,
but how about a shot?

129
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Whoa!Huh? Hmm.

130
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Where do you think
you're going, Grandpa?

131
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Uh, uh, uh!

132
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

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Hey, stewardess, get back
in here with my beer!

134
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See you in hell, Mr. Pickles!

135
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Whoa, whoa!

136
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[ Laughing, labored breathing ]

137
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Hey, is this Mexico?

138
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♪ In the wind is
where it begins ♪

139
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♪ Then it moves to the bones

140
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♪ The chill you feel when...

141
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Help! There's an evil
talking dog after me!

142
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♪ All alone

143
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That the same evil talking dog
who lives with the troll

144
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next to the unicorn's
gingerbread house?

145
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I bet the evil talking dog
hangs out with the centaur

146
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over by the elf village!

147
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Hey, what about mermaids?!

148
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Shut up! Mermaids is real.
I seen one in a river once.

149
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-You did not!
-You liar!

150
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You calling him a liar?!

151
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He says he's seen a mermaid,
he's seen a mermaid.

152
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Huh? Oh!Hey, get out of here!

153
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No dogs allowed!
Huh?

154
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Ah, you might want
to re-think that policy.

155
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Agh! That dog just talked!You see that dog talk?!

156
00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:09,720
Uh, what are
you having, dog?

157
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Give me a rail bourbon
with a pickle back.

158
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Make that two.

159
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Did I say stop playing?

160
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♪♪

161
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Ah. Good stuff.

162
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Just get it over
with and kill me.

163
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♪ Lay down, old boy,
put your head down to rest ♪

164
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Aren't ya gonna say anything?

165
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It didn't have to end
this way, you know?

166
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I just wanted to show you
I could talk

167
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so you'd
go tell everybody.

168
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Would have been hilarious.

169
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But you had to go
and try to kill me.

170
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Now things aren't
so funny, are they?

171
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Why do you hate me so much?

172
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You were always trying to tell
everybody the truth about me.

173
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What choice did I have
but to make you look crazy,

174
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so no one would believe you.

175
00:09:06,605 --> 00:09:08,641
I don't believe it, either.Shut up!

176
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This is between me and Grandpa.

177
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It's Grandpa and I.

178
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If you're gonna speak English,
at least use proper grammar.

179
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Oh, boy.Well, what now?

180
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We can't go back to normal.

181
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Like you said...

182
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♪ Lay down on... This ends today.

183
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What if I move
to another country

184
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and you never saw me again?

185
00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:33,666
I like it up here
in the mountains, Grandpa.

186
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You picked a good spot.
The fresh air is nice.

187
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Oh, get to it, you dumb dog.

188
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Fine.

189
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Any last words?

190
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Before I die, tell me,

191
00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:52,030
how are you able to talk.
Why are you evil?

192
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Reporter: Breaking news!Huh?

193
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This grandpa is wanted in the
murder of Merl Cuddles Magginty.

194
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What? You set me up?Click.

195
00:10:01,211 --> 00:10:05,146
[ Laughing ]

196
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,527
What's that? A speaker?

197
00:10:06,527 --> 00:10:09,392
And there's a big reward
for his capture.

198
00:10:09,392 --> 00:10:10,807
And it doesn't say
"dead or alive,"

199
00:10:10,807 --> 00:10:12,982
so dead will do just fine.

200
00:10:12,982 --> 00:10:15,329
All: Ha!Oh!

201
00:10:15,329 --> 00:10:17,331
[ Gunshots ]

202
00:10:17,331 --> 00:10:18,642
What?!

203
00:10:18,642 --> 00:10:21,369
Have fun in prison, Grandpa.

204
00:10:21,369 --> 00:10:24,234
[ Laughing ]

205
00:10:24,234 --> 00:10:25,511
What?Freeze, Grandpa!

206
00:10:25,511 --> 00:10:29,964
You're under arrest for murder!

207
00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:32,829
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Grandpa.

208
00:10:32,829 --> 00:10:35,694
You done gone and done it now,
I tell you what.

209
00:10:35,694 --> 00:10:38,179
Don't worry.
Life in prison ain't so bad.

210
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:41,493
You know, besides getting raped
and killed all the time.

211
00:10:41,493 --> 00:10:42,528
Watch out!Huh?

212
00:10:42,528 --> 00:10:45,152
Hey, you guys doing to Mexico?

213
00:10:45,152 --> 00:10:47,878
Aagh!

214
00:10:47,878 --> 00:10:51,710
Oh.
Grandpa, are you oka--

215
00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:54,851
Grandpa? Where'd ya go?

216
00:10:54,851 --> 00:11:01,030
[ Mariachi music ]

217
00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:06,690
♪♪

218
00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:12,558
♪♪

219
00:11:12,558 --> 00:11:14,181
-Hi, Will.
-Hi, Dave.